Could you do me a favour?

I'd love to, but... you don't seem to have any legs.

Do you think you could help me with this level I'm working on?

I would, but it is MY level you're working on. Shame on you!

Could you do me a favor and prepare me for a job interview? I want to be better than the rest.

I would, but your best bet is to look up the company's website and prepare some answers to common questions, like 'why do you think you're the right person for the job?' which is mostly stuff you can do on your own. And I'm busy.

Be a dear and tell me where I can get some more paper for the printer at work.

I would but more than: Take some paper from another printer is all I can think of, and thats likely not going to help.

Please be a kind person and prepare me dinner, will you?

I would, but I seem to be falling to my death right now, so I'm afraid I can't get to the kitchen at the moment.

Would you be so kind as to place something big and soft at the bottom of this huge cliff, so I don't break all the bones in my body when I land? I kinda like them the way they are now, you see. Also, to prevent the "fall to my death" thing.

I would, but I don't have your location right now. Did you at least bring a portal gun with you, to prolong your fall until someone gets there to help?

Could someone do me a favor and tell me what the average velocity of an unladen swallow is? I'm stuck at this bridge, you see...

I would but I don't get your reference.

Would someone force them to bring out Star Wars Episode 8 next year instead of in two years? I saw The Force Awakens today and I really want to know what happens next.

I would, but if I did, all the effects would be CGI again. We don't want that.

Could someone tell me what time it is on Ganymede right now?

I wish, but when I looked at all the clocks in my surroundings, they all gave me the local time, not the one in Ganymede. So I can't help you there.

Could someone be kind and give me a clock that tells the time in Ganymede?

I would, but those pesky Jupiter Moon Martians have erected another trade blockade until they get things sorted out with the Space Egyptian Empire.

Would someone please renegotiate trade routes for Ganymede clocks between the Space Egyptian Empire and Earth, finding a way to bypass the Jupiter Moon Martians' blockade?

I know the perfect guy for the job! Unfortunately, he is currently encased in carbonite, so too bad!

Could you do me a favor and tell me where the nearest asteroid is?

I would, but that asteroid is my favorite spot for summer vacation, so I'd rather keep its location a secret. Last time I told someone, the entire place ended up completely covered in garbage.

Could you do me a favor and beat an unbelievably freakin' hard videogame, and then enter my name in the highscore table? I want to live vicariously through someone.

I would, I found some unbelievable freakin' hard videogame called How to steal and then sell blue female dragon's eggs on Mars and its surroundings, but it seems that its creator forgot to tell players that videogame version of this game no longer exists so those who still want to play it must be there (on Mars) in person and on their own. Sorry!

Could you do me a favor and help me to clean and polish my guitar? I have two special concerts with my band next week and I need to be perfect.



 

I tried but I accidentally broke it in half.

Quick, someone help me fix CWolvie's guitar before she gets back!

I'd lend you a hand, but I spent all my skills points towards combat abilities, so my Repair skill is level 0. I'd probably botch the job and end up turning the guitar into a drum or something.

Could you do me a favor and teach me some magic? I don't know what to do with all these unused mana points.