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Title: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on March 26, 2015, 19:26:48
I have an idea for a new game :)

Player B is asked by player A to do something. Player B doesn't want to do it and he trying to avoid responsibility. And then he makes his own request.


A: Could you do me a favour and send this message to Tom?
B: No, I can't find my phone. It seems that I forgot it in pub last night when I was talking to Bruce Willis.
    Could you do me a favour and feed my dog?


I'll start:

Could you do me a favour and wash my car?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on March 26, 2015, 21:11:42
Sorry, I can't.  For you see, I'm trapped behind glass.

Could you do me a favour and eat my homework for me?  My dog's getting full.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Healy on March 28, 2015, 04:34:20
Sorry, I ate a whole extra large pizza by myself, and now I can't eat another bite.

Could you do me a favor and get me some tea?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 28, 2015, 15:17:21
I'm really sorry, but I can't. I'm so addicted to tea that every time I see some, I have the strong urge to drink it. My doctor therefor forbidden me to ever touch tea again.

Could you do me a favour and lend me 50 euro?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on March 28, 2015, 16:45:24
Sorry, bucko.  I only gots American currency on me right now.

Could you do me a favor and please exist?  I'd appreciate it.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: SC on April 09, 2015, 09:55:40
Nah. I like non-existing in Liminal Reality. Beats dealing with taxes and annoying relatives around there, man.

Could you do me a solid and draw my original character? I'll even let you do it for exposure free!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 09, 2015, 13:36:07
Dude, I totally would, only all my pencils were confiscated.

Do my a favour and take these two Easter eggs to my niece and nephew in London; I don't have room for them in my case!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on April 09, 2015, 19:36:03
No, the Easter Bunny came from nowhere and stole them from the basket which you had on the table in the kitchen. He was drunk I think, his eyes looked really weird.

Could you do me a favour and tell me a bedtime story? I want to be a kid again.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on April 10, 2015, 00:49:55
I would, but last time I got sued because the kid I told this bedtime story to got nightmares. I just can't risk it...

However, could you do me a favor and wash my dishes for me? I feel kinda lazy.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on April 10, 2015, 10:00:24
I would, but everything I touch turns to dust.

Could you do me a favor and give me back those 5 minutes I lost watching a dumb video on YouTube?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 10, 2015, 10:59:45
Unfortunately the daleks have repossessed my time machine.

Someone do me a favour and solve world poverty for me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on April 10, 2015, 11:57:02
I'm so sorry, but everytime I open the program "world poverty" that I wrote last year, it crashes, and I lost the source code.

Could you do me a favor, and find a good-looking girl for me that is desperate in finding a boyfriend?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 10, 2015, 12:50:24
Well, I did find her but now we're kind of engaged - sorry.

Could you do me a favour and make me some soup?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on April 10, 2015, 17:09:24
I would, but I don't have the ingredients, since somebody already raided my fridge.   :moody:

Could you do me a favor and open the pod bay doors?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on April 10, 2015, 18:53:41
No, it requires a special key from :juni:, but she's in a bad mood right now, you know, she saw her boyfriend in a coffee shop with her best friend.

Could you do me a favour and rob a bank for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on April 11, 2015, 06:18:37
I would, but last time, I only ended up robbing my own account.  Bank said I really wasn't robbing them at all.  I'm not sure how this whole robbing thing is even supposed to work.

Could you do me a favor and go camping with me?  I can't eat all these marshmallows by myself.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on April 11, 2015, 13:34:59
I would, but I'm really allergic to camping, or allergic to you... one of the two.

Would you be so kind and do me a favor though? Can you deliver my newspapers to my customers for me? I can't pay you for it though, I really need the cash myself.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 13, 2015, 18:34:27
Dude, you know I totally would do that for you, only I can't because its raining and I'm water-soluble.

Do me a favour and let me borrow £10?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on April 13, 2015, 19:41:22
I'm sorry, but the homeless man at the gas station stole my wallet with everything in it. I called the police, but they stuck in a traffic jam I think.

Could you do me a favour and repair my bike?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on April 13, 2015, 22:18:52
I totally would, but I have this power that turns everything I touch into gold, and that would mean your bike will get stolen too soon. I possibly cannot do that to you. Sorry.


Could you do me a favor and start working for me? You know, with salary and stuff?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on April 22, 2015, 02:53:54
I'd like to, but I'm already a slave to the great Empire of Space Egypt.

I don't get paid, but I do get three square meals a day, and I get to goof off here when I'm not busy hoisting blocks of unobtainium to build whatever monument they have in mind.

Could you do me a favor and call a doctor for me?  I think the unobtainium is giving me tumors.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 23, 2015, 19:59:37
I totally called him and he was like 'Sorry, we can't treat unobtanium space tumours because of the blockade with the Space Egyptians during the ongoing conflict with the Jupiter Moon Martians'. Honest, that's what he said. You might think I didn't call him and just spent the day playing 'Child of Light' but you'd be totally wrong!

Could someone do us all a favour and resolve the ongoing political struggle between the Space Egyptians and the Jupiter Moon Martians?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on April 24, 2015, 19:14:07
I would, but I was killed in battle with a cookie monster. My restless soul still wandering here, but I can't do anything.

Could you do me a favour and bring me back to life?

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 24, 2015, 02:23:11
I would, but I'm not of a high enough level to cast 'raise dead'. In fact I accidentally raised your body as a zombie.

Someone do me a favour and shoot Zombie CWolvie before the zombie apocalypse gets out of hand?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 24, 2015, 13:32:10
I would, but doing that would deprive me of my favorite zombie drinking partner, which would cause me a great deal of grief.

Could you do me a favor and take the trash out?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on July 24, 2015, 19:31:22
I would, but a bunch of zombies are camping near the trash, and I'm afraid that going outside would make them turn me into a zombie too. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate them, but I just don't think that look suits my shoes.


Could you do me a favor and discover time travel for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 24, 2015, 23:04:43
I actually did, but I left it in the past by accident. Can't get stuff that's left in the past, y'know.

Could you do me a favor and create the world's first true artificial intelligence and cause the Technological Singularity?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 25, 2015, 11:27:10
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Could you do me a favour and explain that reference to anyone who didn't understand it?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on July 25, 2015, 15:08:16
I would, if I could. If I actually knew what the reference is... but given that I don't, I won't.

Could you do me a favor and rhyme something for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on July 25, 2015, 17:48:00
I would, but I have throat cancer.

Could you do me a favor and look inside my computer? I'm so desperate.

Edit: Oh...it's a typo. I meant cancer, of course.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 25, 2015, 19:14:15
I'd take a look, but I'm reading this book.

Could you do me a favor and please tell me what throat chancer even is?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 26, 2015, 13:12:53
I'd love to, but there doesn't seem to be an entry about "throat chancer" in any dictionary I have consulted... and frankly, I'm too scared to do a Google search on that.

Would you be so kind as to make a new epic KS level for me to play?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 26, 2015, 13:51:16
Well I was working on it, but I got stuck on the very last tileset, so I deleted the lot and gave up.


Could someone be so kind as to give me a lift into town later? I think I might drown if I try and walk.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on July 28, 2015, 20:17:59
I would, but my car was stolen yesterday and I'm too lazy to ask my friend. He would lend me his car, but I'm in the shower right now.

Could you do me a favor and employ me? I still can't find a job.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on July 28, 2015, 22:11:03
I would, but when I saw your resume, I noticed you are looking for something completely different than the kind of work I offer (which is none) so its better to not do that....

Could you do me a favor and draw me a painting?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 28, 2015, 23:34:48
I'm afraid I can't; I could only paint you a drawing.

Dude, it would be a big help to me if you could find the time to teach me to drive.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 29, 2015, 06:11:48
I would, but I'm baaaaad at that!

 :hiddenstar: to whoever gets that reference.

Could you do me a favor and test my new experimental ice cream flavor?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on July 29, 2015, 14:11:27
I totally would, except... last time I tried something experimental, I nearlie died. It was a drinkable acid which was a new way to clean your teeth. I believe the ingredients were acrylic acid with lemonjuice added for taste.

Could you do me and explain the reference in the above post, but instead of posting it here, send me a PM with the answer so I can get that :hiddenstar:?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 29, 2015, 18:38:12
I would, but that wouldn't be fair! I can't just give you these things, y'know!

Might as well show you where it came from though. (WARNING: contains mild language. Also, it's 30 minutes long. Brace yourself! http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented )

Could you do me a favor and get more people to start making KS levels again? I need more review fodder!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on July 29, 2015, 20:03:06
I would, but I lost my interest in KS.

Could you do me a favor and teach me how to shoot?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 29, 2015, 23:20:08
You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

Could you do me a favor and get me a chocolate bar to savor?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 29, 2015, 23:46:48
Well as it happens I found a chocolate bar in my bag today that I'd forgotten I bought. I'd let you have it were it not my favourite. Sorry.


Could someone do me a favour and buy me a new white shirt?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 30, 2015, 01:04:34
I would, but I've been banned from all textile shops in town for trying to return too many shirts as defectives. It's not my fault they all catch on fire so easily!

Could you do me a favor and make a clone of me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on July 30, 2015, 19:12:48
Sorry, sir, I would, but the cloning machine which I own is currently out of order. Burglars broke into my secret labor and heavily damaged it.

Could you do me a favor and explain me what does "there's no smoke without fire" mean? I really don't know it.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 30, 2015, 19:44:04
I would, but I am currently on fire. Gotta do something about that first.

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

Could you do me a favor and find out where the closest extraterrestrial life-forms are?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on July 30, 2015, 23:04:55
I would, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't believe me anyway.

Could you do me a favor and steal me a supercar that is non-tracable, then give it to me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 31, 2015, 00:00:22
Well I tried, but I'm afraid the police caught me as I was taking the car, so I explained I was working for you at the time; I'm sure it'll be fine (once you get out of prison).

Would someone be so good as to ask Bulbapuck why he hasn't updated his Youtube channel for two days and, while you're at it, tell Widget to update the 'Levels for Knytt Stories Mods' thread with the last update to 'Dragon Myth'?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on July 31, 2015, 19:23:59
I would, but both Bulbapuck and Widget don't like me, because I always win in Minecraft.

Could you do me a favor and go to the cinema with me? I want to see the last Harry Potter movie.   
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on July 31, 2015, 21:02:43
I would, but that movie hasn't been playing in theatres for a while now, so I don't think we can.

Could you do me a favor and wash my dirty feet while I shoot paper spit wads at your face?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 01, 2015, 13:45:49
I wouldn't mind, but right now I'm extremely busy conducting a chemical experiment on converting beer to urine. It requires a lot of patience and dedication.

Would you do me a favor and help science by buying me large quantities of material for said experiment?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 03, 2015, 18:19:20
I would, but I have debts and no job so you'd better ask someone else.

Could you do me a favor and hide me? I think someone sent an assassin after me.

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 03, 2015, 18:26:42
Ah, but who can you trust if you don't know who sent the assassin?

Could you be a dear and recall the assassin I sent after CWol -
Oh sugar, she's not going to read this is she?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on August 03, 2015, 19:06:41
I would, but I've already been assassinated and now I am ghosts. ooOoOo...

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

Could you do me a favor and make something explode, then catch it on video for me? I'm bored, you see.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 03, 2015, 19:38:56
I would, but Michael Bay saw what I was doing and already secured the rights to the film. It's now copyrighted work, so I can't share.

Could you do me a favor and invent a new type of breakfast cereal?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 04, 2015, 18:42:43
I would, but I weigh more than 400 pounds as you see. Just thinking about food makes me nauseous.

Could you do me a favor and catch the thief who stole my wallet? I have important things in it.

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 07, 2015, 14:08:39
I would love to, but that thief was actually me. I already spent all the money in that wallet, so it would be very inconvenient for me to be caught now.

Could you do me a favor and help me build a bomb capable of freezing the entire world?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on August 07, 2015, 20:46:47
I would, but last time I tried that, I ended up making a ball-shaped life form that bounced around and caused all sorts of trouble.

Could you do me a favor and find a way to properly reconcile the theories of Gravity and Quantum Mechanics?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 08, 2015, 17:58:42
I would, but my physics teacher didn't teach me anything. The only thing he taught me was smoking marijuana (he was cool after all).

Could you do me a favor and take me to the universe?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 08, 2015, 22:34:59
I can't; you're already in it.

I would really appreciate it if you could make my ear stop being weird.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 08, 2015, 22:36:56
I really would, but I don't find your ear weird.

It would totally be awesome if you could get rid of all the garbage I've collected.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 09, 2015, 17:58:52
I would, but I'm not your servant. I'm CEO of organization called Extra Large Pyjamas For The Giants.

Could you do me a favor and make the hot weather stop?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 10, 2015, 19:14:20
No! Why would I want to!?

Be so kind as to buy me a driving theory test app.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 11, 2015, 00:51:20
Well, I would, but I can only buy Spanish apps due to the region lock system on my device.

Can you do me a favor and roll some dice for me? I really need that natural 20.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on August 11, 2015, 00:54:50
I would, but whenever I roll dice, I tend to botch. You don't want me.

Could you do me a favor and tell me what love is?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 11, 2015, 09:59:37
I would, but I'm worried you've been eating those mushrooms again.

Can you do me a favour and teach me to stop a car without stalling?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 11, 2015, 13:20:28
I would love to, but you better not take any driving advice from me. The day after I got my license, I went for a practice ride and got lost while trying to find the exit of the parking lot.

...and I REALLY wish I was kidding  :moody:

Could you do me a favor and brew me some really strong coffee? I can't afford to pass out from sleep deprivation.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 11, 2015, 14:11:18
I would, but I'm more of a tea person myself, and I like to enforce my customs on others, so no coffee from me.

Would you be kind and give me a massage?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 11, 2015, 17:28:26
Sorry, I can't. My hands are red from slaving in a salt mine all day. X)

Could you do me a favor and convert my videos to AVI?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on August 11, 2015, 19:57:03
I would, but my BMI is too high so I can't.

Could you do me a favor and find me someone who actually likes pork rinds? I want to understand where they are coming from.  :sick:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 12, 2015, 18:42:15
Well, I was working on a giant mechanical trap to catch one of them, but somebody ate the pork rinds I was going to use to as lure.

Can you do me a favor and teach me some karate moves?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 12, 2015, 19:53:11
I would, but I'm too afraid I'll break you in one way or the other.

Can you do me a favor and park my Bugatti Veyron for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 13, 2015, 14:13:16
Man, I would love to but since it only exists in your imagination you'll just have to imagine me doing it.

Hey, could you do me a favour and chase up the French IT people who are supposed to be setting up my work user account but still haven't after nearly three weeks? It's a pain having to ask someone who works on the other side of the office to log me back on after every time I leave my desk.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 14, 2015, 01:36:35
I would, but I fear that doing it would improve your productivity at work, leaving you with less time to work on KS levels. So... no dice.

Could you do me a favor and tell my neighbors not to make such a racket so early in the morning?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 14, 2015, 09:55:49
Off topic, are you saying you want me to lose my job so I can work on KS more?
Dude, that's what weekends are for!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 14, 2015, 12:44:55
OT: Goodness no!! I'm not THAT evil. I just want you to have an excuse to slack off so you come back home less tired :P2

Quoting the last favour asked, to help keep the game going:

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Could you do me a favor and tell my neighbors not to make such a racket so early in the morning?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 14, 2015, 18:25:29
I would, but I'm deaf-mute so I don't hear anything you say to me. (it's written on your fridge)

Could you do me a favor and buy me a blue ice-cream? 
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 16, 2015, 18:11:56
I was going to, but I couldn't figure how to send it to you without having it melt inside the package. I had to eat the ice cream myself so it wouldn't be a waste.

Could you be a chap and backup all my files? I really need to do that, but it's too much of a hassle for me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on August 16, 2015, 19:13:24
I would, but last time I did that for someone, not only did I lose all that guy's files to a lake, but his truck as well. Yeah, that required a lot of explanation.

Could you do me a favor and tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 22, 2015, 16:23:01
Well, I would, but I'm terrible with directions. I might accidentally lead you to Elm Street instead... which is probably not as nice and might give you awful nightmares.

Could you do me a favor and fix CWolvie's cloning machine (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg69474#msg69474), so she can make me a clone of myself?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 22, 2015, 22:09:01
If I knew how to fix CWolvie's cloning machine I would totally be all over it for you, but I'm afraid it was invented by the Space Egyptians (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg69105#msg69105), and only they have the knowledge of how to fix it, and they're low on unobtainium right now as they're still at war with the Jupiter Moon Martians.


Could someone topple the Dark Emperor of the Space Egyptians? He keeps doing evil and being tyrannical and I think he still has Fubaka as a slave.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 23, 2015, 19:01:26
I totally would, but he is my father-in-law. He married his oldest son and heir to me so I'm the future Empress of the Space Egyptians. I'm sorry, but I will stay loyal to my family.

Could you do me a favor and find out my unborn baby's sex? I want to make my royal husband happy.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 24, 2015, 14:44:17
I would, but I fear he'd have me beheaded if the gender I told you wasn't the one he is expecting for his child. Evil emperors have that nasty habit of killing the messenger that brings bad news, you know.

Could you do me a favor and peel the label off this bottle? I've never been able to do that properly.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 01, 2015, 00:39:05
Well, soaking it with water and scrubbing it off might be easier. I'd do that for you, but I have to go to bed in a few minutes. Walk on the morrow, you know?


Could you do me a favour and buy me some decent earphones? Oddly, I've only found one pair that work properly with my laptop without crackling and they're quite cheap and break too easily.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on September 01, 2015, 17:42:31
I would, but I don't like earphones. Don't get me wrong, it was working just fine last time I used it, but I almost stumbled and broke my leg because of its long cable. The one who created this must be crazy!

Could you do me a favor and buy me a present? Man, it's my birthday today! :oops:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on September 01, 2015, 18:14:11
I'd love to, but people are always really disappointed with my choice of birthday gifts. I wouldn't be able to handle yet another failure.

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

Could you do me a favor and stop Earth's rotation for a moment? I'm feeling kind of dizzy.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 03, 2015, 09:58:56
I would, but I fear doing so would kill us all.

Could you do me a favour and eat a banana while hopping on one leg and singing love songs about sparrows to a blue elephant?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on September 03, 2015, 12:47:31
I would but I was unable to find a blue elephant.

Could you do me a favor and eat something really spicy, while recording the action with a camera, then uploading it to youtube and share the url?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: SiamJai on September 04, 2015, 08:49:36
I would, but I'm incredibly camera-shy, ever since that Interpol crime-reenactment broadcast on national TV.

Could you do me a favor and distribute my recruitment posters around schools in your area?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on September 04, 2015, 19:31:55
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

Thank you very much!! ;)

I totally would, but I'm not local. I'm just here for a visit.

Could you do me a favor and make a key to open any door?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 17, 2015, 09:54:32
Shhh, do you want the police to find out I can do that?!

Be a dear and distract the police while I pack my stuff and escape out of the bathroom window.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on September 19, 2015, 14:38:43
Be a dear and distract the police while I pack my stuff and escape out of the bathroom window.

I'm dreadfully sorry, but I'd rather not do that. I don't want to be rude, but the house you're ransacking right now is mine and I happen to deeply value the things that I own.

Could you do me a favor and let me borrow your Android phone? I have to test this new app I'm developing, but my device's already obsolete.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on September 25, 2015, 19:41:15
Sorry, but my little brother accidentally dropped it yesterday and I have no money to buy a new phone.

Could you do me a favor and buy me a grilled chicken? All my chickens already died of avian flu.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 28, 2015, 13:23:12
Well I tried grilling a chicken but it got bored of all my questions and left...

(Ya see, it a joke based on the alternative definition of 'grill' meaning to ask lots of difficult questions.)
(Ya see.)


Do me a favour and laugh at that joke I just made about grilling a chicken.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on September 29, 2015, 00:38:33
I tried to, I really tried, but the cringe factor is too strong on this one. My face muscles cramped during the process and I'm now stuck with this really creepy half-smile.

Could you do me a favor and help me fix my creepy distorted face?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: David C on November 06, 2015, 01:48:29
I tried to massage your face, but the flame infection pulled off all my fingers and is burning my body. Could you spray me with a fire extinguisher so i don't turn into hamburger?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 06, 2015, 13:27:53
I would, but I'm not allowed to touch fire extinguishers anymore since I tried using them to make a jetpack like that one guy in that one movie.


I'd really appreciate it if you could give me a job.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 06, 2015, 23:05:29
I would. I really would. But the last 237 employees I employed all filed harassment complaints against me and I'm scared you'd do the same. :nuts:

Could you be so kind to do me a favor, and create a game that will sell for sure, then hand it to me and give me all the rights so I can sell it?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on November 10, 2015, 19:23:41
I totally would, but I don't like playing games and games in general, because I never win. My 3 year old brother is even better than me so I killed him and I'll do it again.

Could you do me a favor and blown up the job center with all its employees inside? I hate this institution more and more.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 11, 2015, 00:06:48
I would, but... hmm... you know what, what the hey, sure![/doin'_it_wrong]

Could you do me a favour and rebuild the Job Centre but this time make them useful to people looking for a job, and less terrifying, judgemental, and generally less like the Spanish Inquisition?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on November 12, 2015, 09:00:59
I would, but surveys show that the best way to greet job seekers is with surprise. After all, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Could you do me a favor and make me dinner tomorrow? I'm thinking a dish of Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyph- ophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon) ought to do the trick.

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Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: David C on November 12, 2015, 21:16:46
i would, but i don't know how to cook.
Could you do me a favor and break a potato on Jimmy Carter's foot?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on November 14, 2015, 20:30:50
No way, last time I did that on Gerald Ford, his security thought I was an assassin and they shot me in the arm. I survived but spent 10 years in prison before I finally figured out how to escape. But I'm still the world's most wanted woman.

Could you do me a favor and draw for me a very realistic portrait of Mr. Bean riding a horse?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 15, 2015, 14:47:59
I tried but I failed. Can't get the horse quite right...

Could you do me a favor and freeze time for a few weeks?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on November 15, 2015, 17:44:05
I would, but I don't have enough ice right now. Sorry.

Could you do me a favor and get me more ice?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 16, 2015, 03:59:31
I would, but someone took all my ice and left me with nothing but a load of water. What's that all about?

I'd really appreciate it if you could make my legs stop aching.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on November 20, 2015, 21:36:05
I'd love to, but... you don't seem to have any legs.

Do you think you could help me with this level I'm working on?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on December 01, 2015, 19:55:55
I would, but it is MY level you're working on. Shame on you!

Could you do me a favor and prepare me for a job interview? I want to be better than the rest.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on December 01, 2015, 21:36:02
I would, but your best bet is to look up the company's website and prepare some answers to common questions, like 'why do you think you're the right person for the job?' which is mostly stuff you can do on your own. And I'm busy.

Be a dear and tell me where I can get some more paper for the printer at work.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on December 01, 2015, 22:40:11
I would but more than: Take some paper from another printer is all I can think of, and thats likely not going to help.

Please be a kind person and prepare me dinner, will you?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on December 28, 2015, 15:05:14
I would, but I seem to be falling to my death right now, so I'm afraid I can't get to the kitchen at the moment.

Would you be so kind as to place something big and soft at the bottom of this huge cliff, so I don't break all the bones in my body when I land? I kinda like them the way they are now, you see. Also, to prevent the "fall to my death" thing.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on December 29, 2015, 20:15:15
I would, but I don't have your location right now. Did you at least bring a portal gun with you, to prolong your fall until someone gets there to help?

Could someone do me a favor and tell me what the average velocity of an unladen swallow is? I'm stuck at this bridge, you see...
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on December 29, 2015, 23:21:18
I would but I don't get your reference.

Would someone force them to bring out Star Wars Episode 8 next year instead of in two years? I saw The Force Awakens today and I really want to know what happens next.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on December 30, 2015, 08:29:35
I would, but if I did, all the effects would be CGI again. We don't want that.

Could someone tell me what time it is on Ganymede right now?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on December 30, 2015, 14:03:56
I wish, but when I looked at all the clocks in my surroundings, they all gave me the local time, not the one in Ganymede. So I can't help you there.

Could someone be kind and give me a clock that tells the time in Ganymede?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on December 30, 2015, 20:52:28
I would, but those pesky Jupiter Moon Martians have erected another trade blockade until they get things sorted out with the Space Egyptian Empire.

Would someone please renegotiate trade routes for Ganymede clocks between the Space Egyptian Empire and Earth, finding a way to bypass the Jupiter Moon Martians' blockade?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on December 30, 2015, 22:39:28
I know the perfect guy for the job! Unfortunately, he is currently encased in carbonite, so too bad!

Could you do me a favor and tell me where the nearest asteroid is?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 01, 2016, 15:49:43
I would, but that asteroid is my favorite spot for summer vacation, so I'd rather keep its location a secret. Last time I told someone, the entire place ended up completely covered in garbage.

Could you do me a favor and beat an unbelievably freakin' hard videogame, and then enter my name in the highscore table? I want to live vicariously through someone.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 04, 2016, 19:28:44
I would, I found some unbelievable freakin' hard videogame called How to steal and then sell blue female dragon's eggs on Mars and its surroundings, but it seems that its creator forgot to tell players that videogame version of this game no longer exists so those who still want to play it must be there (on Mars) in person and on their own. Sorry!

Could you do me a favor and help me to clean and polish my guitar? I have two special concerts with my band next week and I need to be perfect.



 
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 05, 2016, 21:17:04
I tried but I accidentally broke it in half.

Quick, someone help me fix CWolvie's guitar before she gets back!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 07, 2016, 15:15:21
I'd lend you a hand, but I spent all my skills points towards combat abilities, so my Repair skill is level 0. I'd probably botch the job and end up turning the guitar into a drum or something.

Could you do me a favor and teach me some magic? I don't know what to do with all these unused mana points.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 08, 2016, 04:24:52
I would, but I don't have enough mana.

Could you do me a favor and cast a 'make my KS level finished' spell on my current big project?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 08, 2016, 20:10:52
I would, but I don't have that spell scribed in my spellbook.

Be a dear and find a tileset I'm looking for. It's got a sketchy art style and it has star houses on pilings or stilts.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 10, 2016, 14:15:04
I would send it to you, but every image I save to my computer gets automatically converted to low quality JPEG with horrible compression artifacts. You probably don't want that.

Would you do me a favor and get me some medicine for this splitting headache I have?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: rainulous on January 10, 2016, 17:19:11
I would, but I time traveled here from the 1800s and medicine hasn't quite gotten out of its leeches and blood-letting phase yet.

Would you please get me some AA batteries for this time machine? I'd like to go back home.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 10, 2016, 18:33:32
I would, but I arrived here from the future where we use a bose-einstein condensate of fevurium for power, not AA batteries, so I can't help you.

Be a dear and design a layout for the final area of my KS level for me? My first attempt was terrible and I'm trying to do it over from scratch, but ideas are haaaard.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 11, 2016, 21:51:49
I would, but I'm working on so many levels at once I'd probably get confused and mix everything together. You would end up with a most bizarre ending featuring LPChip battling foes DBZ-style in the Golden Land while a dragon watches.

Could you do me a favor and get me some cool tech gadgets from the future?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 12, 2016, 02:38:15
Sorry, bub! I would, but these are way too cool to share! The world will soon be mine!

Be a dear and start contributing to the Community Tileset Project if you haven't already been, eh?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 12, 2016, 18:54:51
I totally would, darling, but I've been abducted by space aliens. Their king is interested in me, you know, he wants kids.

Could you do me a favor and destroy the alien empire and save me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 12, 2016, 22:09:51
I'd love to, but as it happens I've been kidnapped by the alien queen. Small world, eh?

I'd be really grateful if someone could get some superpowers and rescue CWolvie and me from the alien overlords.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 12, 2016, 23:20:53
I'd be happy to be of assistance. Unfortunately, I was unable to get any superpowers. I tried every shop in the city, but the clerks always kick me out for asking if they have any superpowers for sale. Well, that and for stealing stuff. But mostly for asking around... and stealing.

Could you do me a favor and convince the shop owners to lift the ban they have on me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 18, 2016, 20:22:19
I'm glad that you turned to me, because I'm one of them. But due to my current divorce proceeding, I can't help you now. I'm too busy now. You should call my assistant Gerard "Fat Toe" Smeaker. He isn't busy at the moment as far as I know so you can discuss about this.

Could you do me a favor and eat those fishes you bought for dinner? I forgot to tell you that I'm allergic to them.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 19, 2016, 00:34:44
I'd love to but I already ate a whole kitten; I'm full.

Be a lamb and help me find a good record for cooking hamsters. I mean, they have ham right there in the name so they must be good, right?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 19, 2016, 12:10:55
I would, but the recipe sounded so delicious that I accidentally ate the recipe itself.

Could you do me a favor and get me a job at an Office Automation department, somewhere?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 19, 2016, 18:38:20
I would, but it seems there are no job openings in those departments. In fact, in an effort to make them even more automated, companies are replacing all employees with robots.

Could you do me a favor and bake me some fresh bread? I forgot to buy some this morning.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 22, 2016, 20:20:37
I would, but I can't stand the heat. When my oven turns on for more than 5 minutes, I begin to get incredibly angry.

Could you do me a favor and stop time for a while? I think it's running too fast.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 22, 2016, 22:55:41
But if I stopped time you'd be stopped with it, so it wouldn't work.

Can you do me a favour and tell me which castle the princess is in? I've been looking everywhere!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 23, 2016, 01:04:52
I would, but I don't know either. I could tell you where Castle Dedede is though.

Could you do me a favor and serve the hive?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 23, 2016, 17:31:33
I would, but I don't have the means to produce any honey to feed the larvae.

Could you do me a favor and get me Juni's umbrella? Last time I tried to use mine to glide in the air, it didn't end well (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg70405#msg70405).
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: ixMarcel on January 23, 2016, 22:50:11
I would, but it's made entirely of pure gold, so it's too heavy for you to glide.

Could you do me a favor and teach me how to speak english fluidly?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 24, 2016, 00:25:35
I'd love to, but at the moment I'm too hung up on the fact that you didn't capitalise 'English' - it's a proper noun!

Be a gem and remake a bunch of cutscenes in 'Dragon Myth' to use the beautiful graphics Fubaka made for me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: ixMarcel on January 24, 2016, 13:02:16
I tried, but there's too many spelling mistakes and uncapitalised words in the dialogues, so I had to scrap all of it  :crazy:. What a shame...

Could you do me a favor and grant me the power of not making any spelling and grammar mistakes ever again?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 24, 2016, 19:12:20
I would, but... have you considered the ramifications of that? No mistakes means your grammar will never evolve again!

Do me a solid and get me a box of doughnuts, would'ya?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 24, 2016, 23:29:16
I would, but I already ate the doughnuts, the box and the dude who sold it to me. I'm now under arrest and about to be tried for cannibalism.

Could you do me a favor and defend me in court?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 25, 2016, 18:19:38
I would, but I'm very unpopular lawyer, because of my affair with my latest client.

Could you do me a favor and give up your seat for my grandma on the bus?



Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 26, 2016, 15:30:27
I'd love to, only I don't ride the bus since I changed jobs.

Do me a kindness and blow up the planet, would you? It's turning out to be one of those days.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 26, 2016, 15:42:16
I would, but my beachball that looks like earth has sprung a leak that I haven't been able to fix.

Could you do me a favor and invent a bottle of water that I can put on my desk that I can tap as many water from as I want without paying anything for it in return?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 27, 2016, 08:55:31
I would, but I should remind you that sinks and drinking fountains exist. Use them.  :P

Could you do me a favor and tell me what love is? And baby, don't hurt me, no more?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 28, 2016, 09:01:04
I told you not to eat those!

Can someone lend me a hand and find a way to stop my glasses steaming up when I wear a scarf over my mouth and nose? My options when walking to work in the cold are basically be cold or be blind.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on January 28, 2016, 11:25:16
Get a car, nerd. 8)

...Ah, sorry, what I meant to say was...  I would, but I have no hands to lend.  Because I'm typing this response.

Can somebody please help me get to sleep?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on January 28, 2016, 15:37:39
I'd love to, but the only effective method I know involves a heavy blunt object and your head. I'm afraid it might end up being a little *too* effective.

Could you do me a favor and solve a murder mystery for me, in a very dramatic way? I'm kinda bored and there's nothing good on TV right now.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 28, 2016, 17:43:49
Man, I would, but the only murder I know of is where you killed Ult by bashing him over the head with a blunt object, and while me solving that would definitely be dramatic (from your point of view anyway), I'm afraid you might then bash me over the head with a blunt object, too.

Also Ult, I'm learning to drive one!


Can someone buy me a load of music? I mean, specifically songs I like? I want to expand my collection.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 28, 2016, 18:12:07
I would, but I'm afraid the music I'd have would be played on funerals and stuff. Given your recent comments about being afraid to die, I worry that you won't like the music.

Can someone be a kind person and go to Egypt to buy Talps a driverslicense? (yes, you don't have to actually learn to drive in Egypt. You just buy your license.)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 28, 2016, 18:44:42
I would, but I'm awfully busy right now. So much time, so little to do. Wait, strike that, reverse it.

Could you tell me the secret formula to make an everlasting gobstopper?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 28, 2016, 19:40:33
I would, but I can't remember the formula. As you can see, I'm 98 years old and seriously ill.

Could you do me a favor and write a love song for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on January 29, 2016, 00:12:42
I would, but I'm afraid I have no longer have any love with which to write such a song - all that remains of my heart is a cold, dead husk.


...That said, I'm REALLY hungry right now.  Could you grab me somethin' to eat?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 29, 2016, 00:17:35
I made you a cookie, but than I ate it. Sorry.

Could you tell me how to get home? I'm lost.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 29, 2016, 00:28:50
I would, but given that I'm robbing the place, it would be kind of awkward... Sorry...

Could you do me a favor, and not call the police?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on January 29, 2016, 00:44:09
Hello, police?  There's a madman here.  Yes.  Mhm.  Uh-huh.  Okay, thanks.

Could you do me a favor, and not call the police?
...Ah.

Could you do me a favor, and consider becoming a gluten-free vegetarian?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on January 29, 2016, 18:53:16
I would, but my addiction to meat is famous all over the world because of YouTube and I have millions of fans and I don't want to lose them.

Could you do me a favor and tell someone who made this topic sticky that I'm very grateful for it?

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 29, 2016, 18:58:24
I would, but I  hate to talk to myself, so I'm not going to. ^^

Could you do me a favor, and share the following link to everyone you know? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQIknhL1u6c I'd like this a lot because it features my music and Raicuparta's game.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on February 01, 2016, 23:49:37
I would but I don't like to be the person who shares lots of random links.

Be a dear and make my phone better at telling what I'm trying to type.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on February 02, 2016, 05:09:30
I would, but last time I touched a phone, it shattered into billions of pieces.

Be a dear and bring more music into the world. We still don't have enough.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on February 02, 2016, 08:16:36
What do you think I'm doing??

Uh, that is to say.... I'd love to, except... I... don't... write music!  Hah!  Yeah.

Someone please help me be a little bit better at lying.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on February 02, 2016, 17:57:46
I would, but I'm mentally connected to hidden lie detector inside me so better not to lie when I'm near you.

Could you do me a favor and make my headache go away?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on February 02, 2016, 20:53:20
I would, but my dogs are killing me.

Be a sponge and tell me how dark energy works, please.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on February 02, 2016, 22:30:55
I would, but everytime I try to shed some light on the subject, it appears not to be dark energy. (see what I did there? :nuts:)

Can you please explain me how quantum teleportation works?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on February 03, 2016, 09:40:28
Well that's neither here nor there.

Do me a favour and convince my boss to let me have Friday off this week. I just fancy an extra day off.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on February 03, 2016, 21:08:29
Well, I tried, but he says he doesn't have any employee named "Talps", which is very strange. I'm pretty sure you work there, because I've been stalking you since the day you didn't pick up the key.

Could you do me a favor and bring me all the mustard you can carry, without asking any questions?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on February 03, 2016, 22:55:06
I wish, but in the vietnam war, I lost both my hands and arms, so I can't carry any. I guess I am forfilling your question actually?

Can you please arrange for a vaccine that will stop illness once and for all?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on February 04, 2016, 14:11:57
I would, but then nobody would be able to call in sick at work anymore.

Could you do me a favor and violently destroy my inkjet printer? I hate that thing so much, always getting clogged or running out of ink...
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on February 05, 2016, 19:40:33
I would, but I just already destroyed some inkjet printers in a mall and I have enough.

Could you do me a favor and make a photoshoot of me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on February 05, 2016, 22:16:42
I would!  But I don't have a camera.

Could you do a photoshoot of me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on February 06, 2016, 09:16:00
I would, but I'm so much into selfies that each time I attempt to make a photo of you, I end up making a photo of me trying to make a photo of you.

Could you do me a favor and do a photoshoot of me? ;)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on February 06, 2016, 20:16:22
I would, but I'm tired of doing a photoshoot of each person I met here! :nuts: Also my camera is almost broken right now.

Could you do me a favor and do a photoshoot of us all? C)p
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on February 18, 2016, 00:39:06
I would, but I'm all out of strawberries, and everybody knows you can't do a photoshoot without strawberries.

Be a dear and get me some strawberries? Nice ones, not tasteless supermarket winter strawberries, mind.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on February 19, 2016, 16:16:48
I would, but I'd have to go into the woods and wrestle a huge bear for them, so...

Could you do me a favor and wrestle the bear while I pick up the berries?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on February 19, 2016, 17:11:30
I'd love to, but that whole area is muddled with bear traps - I really don't want to step on one!

Perhaps you could disarm the bear traps while I wrestle the bear?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on February 19, 2016, 18:48:28
I would, but you must domesticate the bear for me instead of killing it. I want it as a pet.

Could you do me a favor and transport that tame bear into my home?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on February 19, 2016, 21:52:58
I'm afraid my bear transportation business has been boycotted by animal rites activists after an unfortunate incident involving a grizzly bear and a crate full of Rubix cubes.

Be a chum and convince those activists that no bears are harmed in the recovery of my Rubix cubes.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on February 19, 2016, 23:16:50
I would, but I am one of those activists, and it would be really weird if I stopped my colleagues.

Could you please not kill the bear and just build one from plastic and make it look realistic enough so CWolfie thinks its a real bear?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on February 20, 2016, 22:27:00
I wouldn't mind, but she has probably already read your post about replacing the bear with a plastic one, so it'll be pretty much impossible to fool her after that. Unless...

Could you do me a favor and hypnotize CWolvie so she believes the plastic bear is real?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on February 20, 2016, 23:46:03
I'd be willing but last time I hypnotised then I accidentally convinced them they were a turtle and they went into hibernation before I could sort it out. I wouldn't want to risk it after that. Though since I've already got into trouble with animal rites activists...

Do me a favour and find me a bear I can hypnotise into going on a photoshoot with CWolvie.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on February 29, 2016, 18:22:56
I would, but I'm having a hard time not getting horribly mauled when I approach a bear... which is the reason I couldn't get you the strawberries in the first place.

Could you do me a favor and build me a remote controlled robot bear so I can infiltrate their habitat?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on February 29, 2016, 19:14:08
I would, but we are too busy quarreling. I want to do a photoshoot of us, but that dumb bear doesn't want to do anything with me. It's really disappointing.

Could you do me a favor and end this bear theme once and for all?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on February 29, 2016, 19:29:20
I would if it wasn't that I find it too amusing and can't wait to read what the next poster comes up with.

Could you do me a favor and continue the bear theme?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 01, 2016, 00:24:46
Dangit, you killed it!

Would someone be kind enough to buy me some bread so I can make a sandwich?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 01, 2016, 20:03:45
I would... but I'm feeling too depressed to do anything right now. Seeing the bear theme finally end has left a bear-sized hole in my bear-shaped heart :sad:

Could you do me a favor and cheer me up somehow?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 01, 2016, 21:48:59
I would, but I don't know how.

Would you be a dear and reanimate that bear for me? I feel terribly sorry now....
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on March 02, 2016, 03:27:03
I would, but ew, it smells so gross!  And I might get some sort of infection from it!

Could you fry up a steak for me?  I could really go for some nice, juicy steak right now.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 02, 2016, 18:40:14
Sure will, as long as someone helps me get this dead bear on my barbecue.

Can someone help me move this dead bear onto my barbecue? It smells pretty bad but as long as you don't get any of the juice on you I'm sure you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 02, 2016, 19:46:03
I would, but another bear apparently found its way to the barbecue and seem to think its some kind of sofa, and the fire isn't even on yet!

Can you turn the barbecue on to scare off (or if not, cook) the bear?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on March 03, 2016, 20:17:27
I would, but I lost my dear bear pet the same way. It happened three years ago while I was staying at my brother's house. The grief is still fresh, man.

Could you do me a favor and help me cope with loss?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 04, 2016, 19:23:32
I would, but I'm too busy collecting honey to lure the bear away from the barbecue. Also, getting stung by bees.

By the way, I'd really appreciate it if you could do me a favor and get these bees off me. You know, if you have a moment to spare. Please. OH GOD, THE PAIN
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 08, 2016, 00:59:14
I would but I don't want to get stung myself. Bee-stings are painful donchaknow. I'd rather just watch from a safe distance.

Bee a pal (see what I did there?) and help me think of a witty way of continuing this arc? Preferably somehow referencing the ongoing political struggle between the Space Egyptians and the Jupiter Moon Martians.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Ultigonio on March 08, 2016, 03:51:30
I'd love to, but I just got here and I have no idea what's going on.

Can someone please give me a high five?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on March 08, 2016, 19:54:21
I would, but I'm a foreigner so I don't know what you mean. Be more specific when telling me what you need. And hurry up, the world is going to end soon.

Could you do me a favor and give me something as a gift? Because today is International Women's Day!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on March 09, 2016, 03:46:33
I would but I have to get myself something nice first.

Do me a favour and get CWolvie a gift.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 10, 2016, 00:45:36
I'm afraid I don't know her address, so even if I got her a gift I couldn't send it to her.

Do me a favour and track down CWolvie for me so I can give her a gift?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 11, 2016, 14:10:30
I would, but I already have charges against me for stalking people (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6543.msg70820#msg70820), so I'd rather not make it even worse.

Could you do me a favor and make a public speech to clear my name from this accusation?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on March 14, 2016, 03:09:28
I would but last time I gave a public speech people hated it so much they rioted and overthrew the government resulting in a worldwide revolution.

Do me a favour and help me practise my public speaking.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on March 14, 2016, 18:27:10
I totally would, but I'm not good at speaking, because I'm a introverted person. But that's a thing you should know since we are a couple for almost ten years.

Do me a favor and find a way to end our relationship. Please.

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on March 16, 2016, 18:08:16
I would but the only way I can think of involves murder and I don't want to go to jail.

Do me a favour and give me lots of money.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 17, 2016, 00:30:32
Well I would, but I'm actually a dragon and I'd never give a copper penny of my massive treasure-hoard away.

Be a dear and beat up all of those pesky burglars who come to steal from my treasure-hoard.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on March 18, 2016, 18:31:56
I would, but I'm in a wheelchair.

Do me a favor and stop singing in the shower.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 18, 2016, 20:04:06
I would, but I never take a shower. I always take a bath.

Could you be so kind and invent something really great, then give the idea to me so I can make lots of money with it?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 18, 2016, 20:36:34
I'd love to, but first I need you to give me a ton of money so I can research and build a prototype of my invention, so we are pretty much at an impasse here.

Could you do me a favor and contribute to the crowdfunding campaign for my cool invention? If we reach the $100K milestone, I'll throw in a free potato salad.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on March 29, 2016, 03:44:39
I would but I spent all my money on asparagus.

Do me a favour and eat some of this asparagus.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on April 05, 2016, 19:33:18
I would but I'm already full of bamboo.

Could you do me a favor and buy me an army of slaves so I can finally win a battle for the Iron Throne?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 05, 2016, 23:06:19
I would, but I really need all the slaves I can get to keep my Iron Throne clean of rust. Defeating you in battle would be laughably easy compared to constantly having to keep the rust off of my throne.

Do my a favour and make me a Mithril Throne. This iron throne keeps leaving rust stains in my imperial robes.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 28, 2016, 12:46:51
Well, I'd do that, but I just don't have enough money for the materials. Mithril is not exactly cheap, you know.

Hang on, I think I have an idea...

Could you do me a favor and help me repaint this Cardboard Throne so it looks like it's made of mithril?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on June 21, 2016, 20:28:07
I would, but I already repainted Cheese Throne which belongs to my fat rat.

Could you do me a favor and say a prayer for this guy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Yelchin) who passed on Sunday? Another young life gone. :(
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on June 22, 2016, 03:38:37
I would but last time I prayed for someone they came back from the dead as a zombie and started a global event that cost many more lives.

Do me a favour and give me something to help this toothache.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on June 22, 2016, 18:33:14
I'd love to but I'm afraid I've been banned from practising dentistry since the Zeppelin Incident.

Do me a kindness and help me come up with a good idea for a D&D Barbarian build.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on June 24, 2016, 19:10:27
I would but all my D&D paraphernalia was confiscated by the police when they raided my house for unpaid parking tickets.

Do me a favour and make me a sandwich.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on July 26, 2016, 19:19:22
I totally would, but I'm done for today. My dog ate the last three sandwiches full of fresh vegetables, fresh lamb meat and with ketchup and mustard and such. It sounds great, huh? but...you know...my dog is better than you.

Do me a favour and tell me some interesting story.

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on August 21, 2016, 04:04:17
I would but the last time I told anyone a story it put them to sleep. They only woke up with true love's kiss.

Do me a favour and fix my car for free.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 09, 2016, 11:37:29
Gee budski, if I knew how cars worked I totally would.

Be a dear and teach me Spanish in the next hour? I'm about to go to Spain (SPAAAAIIN) and all I know is 'no comprende'.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on September 09, 2016, 13:00:02
¿ No hablar Español ?
¿ Que pasa ?

I totally would teach you spanish, but given that you wanted it in the next hour, and I only just saw your post, I bet you're in spain by now... Hell no that I'm going to Spain to teach you spanish. I'm willing to teach you spinash though. :nuts:

Could you do me a favor and type out the number PI for me with 3141592 digits?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 09, 2016, 20:43:50
I would, but all I know is 3.14159.

I'm now in a hotel still in England. Could you use a time machine to go back and tell me to a. Get a bus to the hotel from the train station and b. Book the restaurant as soon as I arrive?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: ixMarcel on September 09, 2016, 21:50:10
I would but my Time Machine (http://niffpage.greywool.com/files/Music/Uncategorised/Nifflas%20-%20Time%20Machine.mp3) is not actually a time machine (https://advancedgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1493_Tardis_46.jpg).

Could you do me a favour and put a comma before "but" in the above sentence?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on September 10, 2016, 02:05:36
I would but I don't understand the English language.

Do my a favour and make me a delicious dessert.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 10, 2016, 05:26:29
I'd love to, my mum makes great desserts and I'm sure I could borrow a recipe, only I have a plane to catch!

Do me a handle and find me a better way of forming an overly detailed yet painfully vague travelogue than by posting it intermittently into a favour-based forum game.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on October 20, 2016, 01:32:14
I would but I'm much too lazy and waited so long that it doesn't matter any more.

Do me a favour and figure out a way other than injection for me to get this medicine (my leg hurts).
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on December 27, 2016, 20:00:33
I would, but it turns out the stuff is actually pretty tasty when made into a syrup... so much I kinda consumed the entire box in one sitting :S

Would you be so kind as to concoct a potion to restore my sense of touch? I might have had a little too much of that medicine, and now my whole body feels like foam.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on May 16, 2017, 00:54:32
I'd love to, only my health service got hacked so I no longer have access to my secret database of arcane medicines.

Do me a favour and prescribe me some medicine for mild asthma? Someone hacked my health service...
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on May 16, 2017, 09:28:17
I would, but then everyone would find out I'm the hacker and I really can't risk that.... Wait, don't read what I just wrote here. Move along, nothing to see.....

Could you be so kind to create a fake incident to distract the police and investigators who're tracking the hack to my pc?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 16, 2017, 16:57:48
I would, but I'm too busy creating a real incident by stealing ketchup packets from all fast food restaurants in town, you see... so I'd need another incident to distract the police's attention from mine first.

Would you be so kind as to go on a journey around the world and gather all seven dragon balls for me? After all those years, I'm starting to think that the "Corrupt-a-wish" thread might not be the best way to get my wishes granted.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 17, 2017, 19:56:41
I would, but my pet dragon already found them and ate them for dinner. Sorry!

Do me a favour and set the world on fire.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 17, 2017, 20:56:38
I would, but when I tried to set the World wide web on fire last time, my plan stopped after my pc went up in flames.

Would you be so kind and a dinner for two for me for tomorrow?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 17, 2017, 22:16:06
I'm afraid I don't want to be eaten so I can't be a dinner for two for you tomorrow, though I can be kind.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could give me a lift to the airport tomorrow because Talps is goin' ta Peru!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 18, 2017, 19:33:33
Sorry, I can't. My last passenger was a serial killer and I was really lucky to escape him. I only lost my right hand and left eye.

Talps is goin' ta Peru!
O_o Oh, lucky man!

Do me a favour and say Enjoy your meal! :nuts:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 18, 2017, 20:07:25
Que tengas buen viaje, Talps! 8)

Do me a favour and say Enjoy your meal! :nuts:

I would, but I haven't eaten anything at all in two days, so I don't want to think of nor say anything related to food. Otherwise, I might drown in my own saliva.

Could you do me a favor and throw this bomb as far as you can before it explodes?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 18, 2017, 21:58:34
I would but I wouldn't be allowed to bring it into the airport.

Be a dear and translate what Veg just said to me. I could work it out by context or use Google but it'd be easier just to get one of you guys to do it for me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 20, 2017, 17:17:43
I would do so myself, but that would defeat the purpose of me trying to teach you the language that will thwart evil (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89-9JF7KTQ#t=1m0s) (apparently) so that you can prepare yourself for your trip.

Would you be so kind as to make a new 300+ screens long level for the current Epic KS Level competition (https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6680.0)? I want to play new stuff, y'see.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 20, 2017, 22:00:39
I would, but I can't. You see... I made this level for the contest which, according to the level editor is 3572 screens, but unfortunately, I don't know how to do math, so its probably not 300+. Sorry...

Could you do me a favor and make a level for me, in my name, that has 3572 screens, so the above isn't a total lie? If possible finish it before the deadline of the Epic KS Level competition, so I can enter it.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on August 20, 2017, 22:46:13
I made a little more than I expected I would and ended up with ten thousand screens, sorry about that. Then I realized I didn't know your real name, so I couldn't name it anything, and I just deleted it. BRB emptying recycle bin

Could you help a brother out and find me some really cheap eclipse goggles?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 21, 2017, 09:30:25
I would, but when I read your name, somehow I read cantevenbebothered... So... I can't even be bothered to look. :P

Could you do me a favor, and change the trajectory of the eclipse so it goes over europe too and I can actually see it? Preferably change the time of day to a few hours earlier too.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 22, 2017, 15:13:43
I would, but I don't have any of those eclipse goggles, so I fear I may go blind while trying to do that.

Could you do me a favor and kick this vending machine repeatedly? The candy bar I wanted got stuck in the middle, and I'm way too immature to just settle for a different one.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 22, 2017, 19:26:08
I would, but I have no legs. You're very rude to say that!

Could you do me a favor and do something with my strange heartbeat? It's, uhm...weird. :S
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 25, 2017, 23:25:53
I would, but I don't want to risk being sued for medical malpractice again... especially after I botched that last leg surgery.

Would anyone be so kind as to serve as a guinea pig for my mad scientist training? Don't worry, all the pills and potions I'll be testing on you will be strawberry flavored.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 26, 2017, 21:56:22
I would, but my doctor has subscribed a orange-rich diet, not a strawberry-rich one. Sorry....

Could you do me a favor and stop the people behind all those crypto virusses? They suck.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 29, 2017, 16:40:21
I would, but I'm too busy at the moment trying to restore my encrypted files without paying the ransom, which is proving to be mighty difficult since my last backup is stored into a pack of fifty 1.44Mb floppy disks with the obligatory unrecoverable CRC error at the very last volume. I probably should have done this more often. I do agree that these people suck, though.

Could you do me a favor and give me any unused laptop you might have? Mine is way too old and I want to replace it, but man, these things are expensive.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 29, 2017, 21:12:19
I would but my backup laptop was made with pieces of my old one and the harddrive is full of personal data about my t-shirt- eating habits, and it could hurt me professionally if that got out.

Would you be so kind as to blubber Tuesday hedgehog lemon fridge? Artichoke alpaca true love swimming?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on August 29, 2017, 22:12:32
I can't now, my Markov chain generator is broken!

Do me a favor and kickstart WaDF3!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 30, 2017, 14:10:26
I would, but I completely lost my faith in crowdfunding in the recent years. On hindsight, that "$2000: You get a really light wallet!" milestone reward did sound kinda fishy...

Be a pal and help me regain my faith in crowdfunding by contributing to my "Let's build a huge pile of money" kickstarter instead!

(thanks LPChip for my 100th :hiddenstar:! :D )
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 31, 2017, 08:53:57
I would, but I'm more of an indigogo guy, and fulfilling your wish makes me feel like I'm betraying Indigogo.

Can you be so kind and get the clouds in my country out of the way so the sun gets through again?

You're welcome Vegetal Gibber. :)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 31, 2017, 17:58:05
I would, but I'm no longer the weather goddess. I was transformed back to my human form after I ate blue apples.

Do me a favor and give me something, because tomorrow is my birthday! :P
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 01, 2017, 01:23:16
I'd love to, but I don't even know what country to send this super awesome birthday poncho to! You'll just have to settle for my sincere hopes that you have a wonderful day.

I'd really appreciate it if you could give me an electronic foot brace like the knee brace that Batman wears in 'The Dark Knight Rises', as I appear to have strained my Achilles tendon. :(
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on September 02, 2017, 14:54:22
I would, but all the futuristic high-tech medical equipment in the universe was seized by those pesky Jupiter Moon Martians, who now have exclusive control over it and only allow its use on their injured soldiers. Also, I don't know your ankle size.

Could you do me favor and get me one of those high-jump power orbs? I have to get past this giant spiky toast, you see, and I can only jump about 40 cm high.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on September 02, 2017, 21:27:30
I would, but Juni needs them to go for her new and last adventure called 'A Monstrous Bear Lost In America' before her retirement.

Do me a favor and help me to arrange a date with that guy I like or I'll soon be gone crazy.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on September 16, 2017, 13:58:13
Well, I would, but I'd rather avoid any misunderstandings. You see, when you say "I'm asking for a friend", people always assume you're actually asking for yourself.

Could you do me a favor and bring me a whip strong enough to kill a vampire?

I'm... erm... asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 18, 2018, 02:49:38
I would, but since I'm your friend, and a vampire, I don't really like where this is going.

Would you be so kind as to nick a time machine, go forward in time to when they finish making and release 'Witchbrook' (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Witchbrook&gws_rd=cr&dcr=0&ei=wsWtWs6XDuHPgAaCh4OwBA), buy a copy, download it onto a computer, and then bring the computer back in time and give it to me so I can play it? I really don't want to have to wait for however long it takes them to finish making it...
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: ixMarcel on March 18, 2018, 10:41:07
I invented the time machine and travelled to 2040 (just to be safe and get the copy cheap). I then realized that Death Stranding (https://youtu.be/PuUQCpCpsk4) is already out by now, got too excited to get it and forgot to buy Witchbrook.

Could do me a favor and take me back to 2018? My time machine doesn't have the travel backward feature implemented.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 18, 2018, 21:02:10
I would, but the Time machine I build doesn't travel forward in time. Now this is not a big deal, as I've hidden it inside one of the yet undiscovered chambers of the pyramids in Giza, so you only need to go there to find it, but there may be a collapse in the future, so when you get here, the time machine may actually have been destroyed.

I know, that's a really lame excuse to say that I did something without actually doing it.


That said, could you do me a favor and give me an actual time machine that at least can go backwards so I can still hide it in a pyramid at Giza so the above wasn't completely untrue?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 18, 2018, 21:45:57
I would, but doing that would close the time loop that results in ancient egyptians stealing the time machine and using it to expand their empire across time and space, eventually becoming the dreaded Space Egyptians that enslave countless worlds and start a huge interstellar war against the Jupiter Moon Martians.

Could you do me a favor and help me convince everybody here that messing with the timeline is a bad idea?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 18, 2018, 23:15:17
I would, but since this whole situation began with Ix posting in 2040, it technically hasn't happened yet. Fixing the problem 22 years before it occurs will only make things worse!

?ereh sdrawkcab gnipyt m'I yhw nialpxe ot sa dnik os eb uoy naC
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 21, 2018, 20:28:42
.ees uoy ,ycaripsnoc eguh a fo trap lla s'tI .daetsni sdrawkcab gnipyt si esle enoyreve dna ,ereh yltcerroc gnipyt eno ylno eht er'uoY .etisoppo etelpmoc eht yllautca s'ti tub ,dluow I ,lleW

Could anyone please tell me what was the point of this "huge conspiracy" I just carelessly revealed? It's been so long, I kinda forgot what we were trying to accomplish here...
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 22, 2018, 08:43:36
I would, but given that I am the head of this huge conspiracy called "being abnormal", I can't reveal that I am behind it because that would put things in serious jeopardy.

Would you be so kind and whistle as if nothing seriously is going on, while looking up?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 26, 2018, 21:16:26
I would, but... well... umm... I don't know how to whistle. For real. Way to put me on the spot here, man! <_<

Could you do me a favor and make the whistling sounds while I look up and act like I'm whistling?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 26, 2018, 23:23:28
I would, but... well... um... I don't know how to whistle either... For real. Way to put me on the spot there too, man! <_<

Would you be so kind to teach me how to whistle?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 27, 2018, 00:44:04
I would, but... well... um... I do know how to whistle, but I have no idea how one would go about teaching another to whistle. Way to put me on the spot there as well, man. <_<

Could you be a dear and teach me how to teach someone to whistle?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on March 27, 2018, 15:53:25
I would, but then I'd need someone to teach me how to teach someone how to teach someone else how to whistle, and I fear this may soon escalate into an infinite recursion. Also, I still don't know how to whistle. I'm really good at producing awkward "pfffft..." sounds while occasionally projecting drops of saliva, though, so I could teach you how to do that instead.

...Could you do me a small favor and erase everyone's memories of that last sentence? :oops:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on March 27, 2018, 16:43:44
I could alter the database and remove it from the forum, but those who already read it... hmm, tough one. Not even sure if I actually one to do it either.

Could you be a dear and... well pretent you are a deer? Just to amuse me, you know... :)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 08, 2018, 14:51:40
I wouldn't mind, but my act may be too convincing and I might get shot by a poacher as a result. I really don't want to end up in some dude's casserole.

Be a pal and help me finish this thing (https://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6894.0). I want to make some progress there, but man, ideas are haaaard.

(you can tell I have a really bad case of writer's block when you see me copying other people's posts in a forum game)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on April 08, 2018, 20:41:45
Man, I'd love to help but I need to work on LPChip's commemorative level. You wouldn't want to take me away from that, would you?

I'd be much obliged if you could disguise yourself as me and go to my work in my place this week so I can stay home and play computer games work on LPChip's level.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on April 09, 2018, 09:14:15
I would, but given the circumstances, I don't think that would be very appropriate, now would it? :nuts:

Could you do me a favor and help Talps out to finish my commemorative level?  I'm waiting 3 years now... would be nice if it gets finished anytime soon. :)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 12, 2018, 20:46:25
I'd love to. In fact, I already did! (Doing it wrong.mp3) However, I have to wait until the current part is finished before I start working on the next bit.

Could you do me (and probably LPChip and Talps) a favor and use ixMarcel's time machine to snag a copy of the finished level from the future? I know I told you guys to stop messing with the timeline, but I'm feeling reeeeally lazy right now.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Fubaka on January 16, 2019, 09:08:51
I would, but the time bandits already stole it. Looks like you'll just have to finish it yourself.

Could you do me a favor and corner Sakurai so he can answer whether Kirby's red feet are in fact his bare feet, or his shoes?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on September 27, 2019, 23:11:01
Oh, I've already done so several times! Too bad he kept calling security on me.

Could you be so kind as to work on my several elaborate unfinished joke levels for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on October 05, 2019, 00:09:23
I'd gladly do that, but then I'd need you to work on my several unfinished levels, so we wouldn't get anywhere.

Could you do me a favor and go with me to a party and then pretend to be interested in what I say so I look cool in front of the other guests?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 05, 2019, 01:31:05
I'd be willing, except my Spanish is basically non-existent, I think they'd see through me pretty quickly.

Be a dear and teach me Spanish, would you?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on October 05, 2019, 19:40:20
Oh, I'd love to, but I'm already proficient in every single language in the world except Spanish, and there's not enough space left in my noggin to comprehend, much less teach it.

Hey, could you teach me how to tell seamless and non-obvious lies?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on October 19, 2019, 00:34:33
I would, but I'm really really bad at lying. You see, I can only come up with a decent lie when somebody asks me a favor and I want to weasel out of it.

Could you do me a favor and pay my bills? Living in a castle is expensive, y'know.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on November 12, 2019, 07:52:41
I would but I need to pay off the loans I took to go to clown school.

Do me a favour and go to the store for me so I don't have to go out in this storm.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 13, 2019, 19:29:13
Um, I totally would only... my coat is in the wash, and, you know, can't go out on a cold night without a coat!

I'd be very much appreciative if you could be so kind as to do my Christmas shopping for me? I can pay; I just can't be bothered to do the actual shopping.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on November 13, 2020, 08:46:06
I would but it's not almost Christmas all those gifts you wanted me to buy are now out of stock.

Do me a favour and help me be able to sleep like an normal person.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 13, 2020, 10:15:38
I would, but last time I tried that for someone, they slept like a baby, and we all know babies are not yet normal persons.

Could you be a dear and make the covid stuff disappear?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 13, 2020, 21:43:42
Much as I would love to, my government has sold all contracts to deal with covid-19 to the companies of their friends who largely have nothing to do with science or healthcare, so I'm legally not allowed to be involved.

Since LPChip's request is a busy, would someone be so good as to make it legal and safe for me to travel 100 miles to meet an online friend? This side of Christmas if you can.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on November 16, 2020, 00:07:27
Well, I'd love to help, but first I'd have to reach a position where I'd either have the political power to push for a law reform or enough money to bribe all the people in charge. I guess I could let you borrow my imaginary dragon if you're really in a hurry, but good luck getting anywhere safely in that thing, and I don't mean because of Covid...

That said, the idea of running a country into the ground by making all sorts of petty reforms suddenly sounds like a lot of fun... Could you do me a favor and help me pursue a political career?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on November 16, 2020, 09:18:31
I'd like to, but that could interfere with my plans for absolute world domination. Unless you'd be willing to serve as a puppet king with no real power (no lying!).

Would you be so kind as to purchase me a non-crappy record player?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 16, 2020, 12:41:24
I'd love to, man, but I spent all my money building a secret Dungeon of Dread, Doom, Despair and So On under my house.

You'd really be doing me a favour if you could pay off the contractors who built my dungeon before they report me to the Great and Terrible Legions of the Good and All Nice Things; turns out I didn't budget enough bribe money.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 16, 2020, 17:49:51
I would.... if I weren't one of the contractors, but since I am, I definitely am not going to.

Would be you so kind as to invent something really awesome that changes the world so dramatically its going to be the best thing ever since the big bang, then get it patented and say that your name is LPChip so that you give all the shine and glory to me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on November 21, 2020, 12:56:40
I would, but I'm too busy at the moment trying to convince other inventors to file their patents using my own name. My previous attempts at bribery using candy bars didn't really work.

Would you be so kind as to properly bribe those guys so both me and LPChip can become famous and filthy rich without putting in any effort?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 21, 2020, 13:40:44
I would, but my previous attempt to bribe you already failed. I have little hopes, really... xD

Would you be very kind and do grocery shopping for me?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 21, 2020, 14:49:01
Oh man, I'd totally be up for that, except I have one teeny, tiny problem with my car; I got water in the engine and now it won't run.

Can someone help me get my car out of the river?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on November 21, 2020, 21:11:47
Under any other circumstances, you know, I'd love to, but I was actually the one who put it in the river to begin with, and I think the ocean gods would be angry if I recalled my ritual sacrifice of your car.

Would you be so kind as to ask someone to do a favor for you?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on November 22, 2020, 12:21:03
I could, but you're already doing that and I'm too much of a hipster to just go doing the same stuff as other people, maaan 8)

By the way... would you mind helping me dive in this other, totally unrelated river so I can scavenge for any valuables inside this car that just so happens to be currently submerged there?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 22, 2020, 21:52:11
I totally would, but I already knew that, so I already dived and got all the valuables out, so I already know its a waste of time, and I hate to leave even more evidence behind of me robbing that treasure. I mean... I can't I have a dentist appointment right now.

Could you do me a favor and freeze this specific river for me? I need to make sure no one goes near a possible car that I don't know of that is in this river.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on November 23, 2020, 02:14:40
I'd love to, but I need to get my car out, first.

Look, I would really, really appreciate it if you could dive down to my car and make sure all the loot I stashed in the back seat is still there.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on November 26, 2020, 23:10:52
I would, but first I need to hide all my loot in my own vehicle and then find another river to sink it in. Preferably one not frequented by pesky diving thieves.

Can you help me mod my car into a van so I have more space to fit all these vast riches in?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on November 27, 2020, 14:25:53
No, that's not a good idea... I'm pretty sure if I start modifying your car, it won't be road-legal afterwards anymore.

Could you do me a favor and gift Vegetal Gibber a truck with trailer?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on December 06, 2020, 01:42:37
Nope, sorry, he's not getting anything from me. I hate that guy! Moreover, I heard he plans to sink the truck in a river... so wasteful.

I would appreciate it if you didn't reply to this message. Coming up with new favors to ask is hard!
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on December 06, 2020, 14:39:50
Oh, that would be too easy, now wouldn't it?

It would be very helpful if you could write a book... doesn't have to be a big book though, just 1483 pages on A4 format with every page filled to the brim, and put "Could you do me a favour" lines in there sorted alphabetically so Vegetal Gibber can pick from that list.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on December 06, 2020, 16:32:58
Erm... I would love to, but I'm... banned from writing things. Including this. I was named after I accidentally error something bad about our secret insect overlords.

I would really owe you if you could turn off the light in my kitchen. Someone left it on and I don't want to stand up because I'm warm.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on December 08, 2020, 20:51:53
Normally I'd be happy to, but I'm reluctant since that may actually be our last line of defense against the insect overlords... They might begin to crawl out from below the fridge as soon as we turn off the lights :S

Could you do me a favor and grow some fresh fruit for me? Supermarket fruit sucks big time :sick:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on December 09, 2020, 02:21:20
I'd like to, but I'm all out of cheap mass-produced seeds...

Would you be so polite as to start a company that mass-produces cheap seeds?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on December 09, 2020, 13:12:16
I'd love to, but I had to gladly and willingly offer up all my seed stock to our gracious and benevolent insect overlords.

Do me a favour and show the proper reverence to our gracious and benevolent insect overlords, as betting so kind and patient and gentle a matter race.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on December 09, 2020, 14:13:08
I'd do anything for you if you ask something reasonable, but insects? come on...

Could you do me a favor and convince a certain girl that I'm the right guy for her?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on December 09, 2020, 15:11:06
Hm. I'm not sure I should do that - consumers deserve to choose for themselves the car repairman they think would be best for them rather than go on someone else's advice. That's what "the right guy" means, right? Of course. Phew!

Could you perhaps develop some robot which does anything I would do in a given situation (except the dumb stuff, of course) so I can go get more sleep?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on December 09, 2020, 21:03:41
Well dude, I tried. Unfortunately we had a few teething problems in development...

Um, I'd really appreciate it you could help me deal with a very minor and inconsequential uprising of self-replicating ncrecc-androids that I, um, just happened to stumble across and am in no way responsible for?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on December 09, 2020, 23:35:55
Oh, I'm on it. Give me a second...

A second later.

Okay... So... long story short, the entire country is out of power right now, I managed that somehow, but the robots still work, and I have no idea why. I guess I'm not up for the job.



Would you be a dear and find a way to disable my battery powered, motion sensor light strips that I have in my house? With the blackout, I seem to be the only one with light, and its attracting all the wrong focus due to the android plague...
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on January 03, 2021, 05:03:31
I would but I've secretly been using the radiation from the lights to work on my tan.

Would you do me a favour and turn the lights back on everywhere so I don't have to keep creeping around LPChip's house?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 03, 2021, 13:03:50
I totally would but I'm too busy enjoying the stars without all the light pollution. Stars are good.

I would consider it a personal favour if you could help me escape this android-infested planet and come explore the galaxy with me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 03, 2021, 19:12:29
Oh I would, I totally would... were it not that one of the androids captured me, the only light source was a big give-away... So I'm currently not able to do anything.


Would you be kind and break me out of here?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on January 05, 2021, 13:43:05
I would but I don't want to anger the android overloads.

Do me a favour and successfully overthrow the androids so we can be done with this mess.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 05, 2021, 19:03:18
I would, but the androids have no shut down the internet, seized control of the global economy and taken away all my knives and blunt instruments.

Do me a favour and make sure no one finds out this whole android business may in a long, roundabout way, be the teensiest bit my fault?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on January 06, 2021, 01:03:11
Well, that might solve itself if the me-androids manage to wipe out of all humanity. Let's just wait and see.

Could you do me a favor and find a really good pizza place for me? Preferably one the androids haven't already raided?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on January 06, 2021, 01:11:44
Sure thing! I'll go eat at every pizza place in the whole world for the next 10 years. I'll come back to you once I found that really good pizza place. See you in 10 years.


Could you do me a favor and invent a nano-virus that can stop the android plague?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on January 06, 2021, 02:18:04
Dude, I tried to! But then MI5 raided my evil lab and in the ensuing firefight the ceiling collapsed and destroyed all my work, and I had to flee in my escape helicopter, abandoning all my notes, which I don't think they'll be able to decrypt... in time. But then the androids shot down my helicopter when I was halfway to the Falklands and now I'm stuck on one of those inflatable lifeboats in the middle of the Atlantic with no land in sight.

I would be extremely grateful if you could see your way to sending me some shark repellent so that I can make it safely to my backup lab and continue my anti-android research.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on February 01, 2021, 06:33:12
Sorry the only shark repellent I have actually attracts killer shrimps. Using it would be a bad idea.

Do me a favour help me get back into a normal sleep routine.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on February 01, 2021, 10:52:15
Oh, I would, but every time I help someone with their sleep routines, and I show them how to do it, I fall asleep and they kick me for being rude and careless...


Could you please make and release a Knytt Stories level so we have something to enjoy ourselves with?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on February 01, 2021, 18:11:57
Well I am really close to finishing doing so, but now I guess I'll have to delete it so as to not make this request come true.

Do me a favour and fry my hard drive to make sure I can't release the level LPChip requested?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on February 01, 2021, 22:36:47
Hm... I would, but I'd quite like to see that level. So instead I'll fry my monitor to make it seem as though I couldn't have read your request. Crap, but I need some computer...

Could you help me move halfway across the globe and make up a hidden identity so I can't be held accountable for fulfilling Talps's request?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on March 14, 2021, 02:29:23
I would but it would reveal my secret identity in the process. So obviously I can't do that.

Do me a favour and train my dog.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on March 14, 2021, 02:55:35
Well I would, but Dogs Are Bad.

Would you be so kind as to help everyone realise that Dogs Are Bad?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on July 12, 2021, 03:11:59
I would but I agree with that and people tend to not agree with me.

Do me a favour and buy me another energy drink.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on July 12, 2021, 13:50:47
I would, but the shop is already closed and nearest gas station is some 10 km far away.

Would someone do me a favour and start nuclear winter? This heat wave is really tiring.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on July 12, 2021, 18:16:36
Much as I'd love to, I still haven't managed to successfully hack the US nuclear launch codes.

Be a dear and erase any trace of my misdeeds from the FBI database, would you?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on August 07, 2021, 23:25:56
I would do it, but I'm afraid I would mess it up and they would go after both of us.

Could anyone help me to move fridge?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 08, 2021, 19:19:32
I would, but I'm trapped inside and can't get out. I think I'm going to freeze to death.

Do me a favour and teach me how to be a better person.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 08, 2021, 20:44:51
I'd say the trick is to learn to learn from your mistakes, but that takes ages and I have plans for next weekend, so I guess I'm too busy.

Be a dear and help me to buy a flat.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on August 08, 2021, 22:33:21
I would help you but I can barely afford my own.

Would anyone be so nice tohelp both Talps and me to get our flats?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on August 10, 2021, 21:33:34
I would but I'm all out of money.

Do me a favour and help me find motivation to work on my level.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 11, 2021, 01:15:36
I'd love to, but I'm juuuuust starting to get some motivation to work on one of my own.

I'd be appreciative if you could do my job for a few days while I play Mass Effect.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on August 11, 2021, 21:10:55
I would but I have no idea what your job is or how to do it.

Do me a favour and make some delicious food for me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on August 11, 2021, 23:26:48
Sure, but it might be delicious only for me and not for you. Hope you like spätzle with sauerkraut.

Do me a favour and help me train my cat.

Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 12, 2021, 02:24:07
Sorry, I'm allergic to cats. Or I was when I was a kid. I don't know if I still am. But I'd rather not risk it.

I'd really appreciate it if someone could clean my room for me.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: CWolvie on August 12, 2021, 19:31:41
OK, but only if you let me live in your room. I promise to clean the room more often ;)

Do me a favour and get rid of my dermatitis. My skin condition is getting worse.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on August 22, 2021, 01:24:08
I would but I don't have skin and thus cannot help.

Do me a favour and help me figure out why I keep getting headaches.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on August 22, 2021, 12:21:14
I would like to, but I am not a neurologist.

Would anyone be so nice and help me to get the cat down from the roof?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 22, 2021, 19:23:24
Gee, I would if I could, but I'm, uh... I'm cripplingly afraid of heights. Yes siree, I even get scared coming down stairs!

Would you be so good as to come on an 8-mile walk with me? I'm lonely. :(
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: LPChip on August 27, 2021, 16:48:18
Dang, I actually would, for real... So the excuse I have is an actual excuse too... We don't actually live close, so its not really possible.

Would you be so kind to buy me a plane ticket so I can go to Talps and walk 8 miles with him?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on August 30, 2021, 21:40:42
I would, but it has been a week ago, so Talps already probably went for that walk alone.

Do me a favour and help me to organise stuff in the freezer.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Purple Ink on August 31, 2021, 05:22:11
I would but that stuff looks cold and I forgot my mittens.

Do me a favour and bring me my mittens.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on August 31, 2021, 10:22:19
I'd love to, but I used up all my energy walking on my own.

I'd appreciate it if you could somehow give me more energy.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on September 02, 2021, 11:17:03
I would give you energy via electical power plug, but I doubt your body can handle 230 V.

Would anyone be so nice and pick me some apples from the highest tree in my garden?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on September 29, 2021, 18:27:57
I'd love to, but that sounds like it could be the plot to a Knytt Stories level where Juni has to find the Climb powerup and climb an absurdly tall tree to get apples from it, so I think Juni would be a much better fit for the job.

Would you be so kind as to leak Juni's contact information?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on September 29, 2021, 23:31:19
Unfortunately, since she took out that court order, I'm not actually allowed to talk about her at all in public... Erm...

Would you mind pretending I wasn't just talking about Juni?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on September 30, 2021, 22:28:21
Sure. Let's pretend we were talking about some ugly disease.

Do me a favour and get me some chocolate, please.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 01, 2021, 09:31:37
Sure. Let's pretend we were talking about some ugly disease.

Did Polana just... Do me a favour?  :whoa:

(Please ignore this post for the purposes of continuing the game)
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on October 04, 2021, 16:55:56
I would, but you see, this forum game is about disobeying orders, so I actually have to not ignore that post. Anyway, Polana's favor came with the tradeoff of the new subject you were allegedly discussing being something gross, in this case an ugly disease. Having the excuse to not do the favor instead be an unwanted favor is a sort of natural slip-up given how similar this game is to Corrupt-a-Wish. Just to let you know.

I'd love to, but since I'd naturally have your best interests in mind, I would have to spend years finding and harvesting the most gourmet chocolate possible, which I don't quite have the time for at the moment.

Would you be so kind as to give me 10 dollars?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 05, 2021, 07:42:33
Sorry, I don't have any cash on me.

Would you mind cloning me and sending my clone to work instead of me, so I can stay in bed?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on October 05, 2021, 16:12:18
I would like to, but during the cloning process, your DNA was accidentally mixed up with DNA of Dolly the sheep, so your clone has hooves instead of hands and can't do your job.

Would you please pick up my packet from the post office?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 05, 2021, 19:11:17
I would, but I can't go outside in case people to see my hoof-hands and think I'm the Talps-Dolly clone and that I locked the real Talps in the cellar and stole his identity. Because I definitely didn't do that. Because I am Talps. Not an evil clone.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could find a way to turn my hoof-hands into hand-hands.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on October 05, 2021, 23:49:31
I would, but those are cool, wow. Opposable thumbs don't seem so hip anymore.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could find a way to turn my hand-hands into hoof-hands.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on October 06, 2021, 11:28:15
I would, but after the Talps-Dolly evil clone fiasco I was banned from the university lab.

Would you be so nice and helped me to break into the lab, so I can make canteven-sheep clone with hoof-hands?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 06, 2021, 18:05:36
I'd love to, baaat I have probaalems of my own. My hoof-hands can baaaarely work door-handles anymore and walking on two legs is getting trickier; I think something is going wrong with my DNA baaaacause I seem to baaa transforming more and more into a sheep! :shocked: Which is of course not baaacause I am a Dolly-Human clone. Baaacause I am not. Baaaacause I am the real Talps.

Uhhhh... please can somebaaaady help stabaaalise my DNA baaafore I completely lose my humanity!

:sheep:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on October 06, 2021, 22:59:58
Again, way too cool to be worth reversing. As long as you keep your intelligence, you could get into so many cool wacky shenanigans as a sheep. Imagine you get into a debate about Q or whatnot and expertly deconstruct the mindset of people who get stuck into those beliefs, and the headlines the next day are "literal sheep debunks proverbial sheep"! That would be awesome. That being said...

Would you be so kind as to ensure that Talps retains his intelligence the more ovine he becomes? Maybe buy some philosophy books?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on October 07, 2021, 12:36:40
I woluld like to, but when I broke back into the lab, I was surrounded by those laser-eyed chicken that were totally not made for war against emus so I really can't do anything.

Would anyone be so kind and helped me to fight those chicken?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 08, 2021, 11:11:00
I would, baaaat I baaaaan't baaa to baaa baa lasers baaa roast lamb baaaa baa! Baa help baaaaa baaa!

Baaa! Baaaa! Helpaaa baaaa baaa! Baaa!

:sheep:
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on October 08, 2021, 20:43:58
I'd love to help you break into the Louvre and steal all the electrical circuiting, but my schedule is quite packed at the moment due to helping Polana fight off cyborg laser chickens, plus I don't feel entirely certain that's actually what you asked for and I haven't just misinterpreted a series of indecipherable bleats.

Would you be so kind as to help Talps learn sign language?

Wait...

Would you be so kind as to invent a variant of sign language for people who for no particular reason have hooves for hands and are gradually turning into sheep, and then help Talps learn it?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on October 10, 2021, 12:11:09
I would like to, but despite my and canteven's efforts I'm still surrounded by those laser chicken.

Could anyone call colonel Sanders, please? He knows something about destroying chicken.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 10, 2021, 14:53:03
I wish I could, but I've been locked in my cellar all week (which is especially weird because I didn't even know my house had a cellar) and now I've finally escaped, it turns out there's this sheep in my house going around nibbling on my furniture and giving me resentful looks, and I really need to deal with it before I do anything else.

Uhhh... Can someone provide a nice home for a sheep?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: canteven / ncrecc on October 10, 2021, 15:22:37
That's Talps, you fool! The Talps who you're a clone of? You should be treating him with much more respect than that. If he finds furniture tasty, then by all means, start salting and peppering your loveseats. You live among the ranks of a KS community legend here. Get him some philosophy books while you're at it. Or Pat the Bunny. OR Do Not Pat the Bunny, which may tickle his fancy more, though that's yet to exist.

Would you be so kind as to ensure the fabric of spacetime does not collapse from this game's crossover with Corrupt-a-Wish?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Lit Knob on October 10, 2021, 16:39:57
Granted. This Avengers-level crossover event was too ambitious for our mere mortal minds and it caused a nexus event that split the universe into two separate timelines.
In the first one, Dolly-Talps completely turned into a sheep and hid in a cave below KU's Main Menu to cry for 7 hours only to suddenly smile while standing still forever for no apparent reason. An angry KS player, frustrated by playing The Coming of the Dark, decided to get revenge and after reading the Corrupt-a-Wish thread, found Dolly-Talps in the secret KU cave still smiling and tried to kill him with his pink hairdryer, and finally realized it's not a freaking weapon in the first place. Dolly-Talps' smile turned into a frown and started eating Mi's prockets and all the flowers she found.
Meanwhile, in the second timeline, he's eating all OG Talps' furniture in his cellar.

I wish Could you do me a favor and tell CWolvie this game is a blatant Corrupt-a-Wish rip-off?
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Talps on October 11, 2021, 22:13:20
If I thought you were right, I would, but I don't. They have a similar premise but that doesn't make it a blatant ripoff.

Could someone make sure ncrecc is ok? He seems to think a sheep is me, when clearly I am me. I think maybe he's a bit over-stressed.
Title: Re: Could you do me a favour?
Post by: Polana on October 12, 2021, 13:39:26
I would like to, but I don't know where they live.

Coud anyone please took the damn sheep, whoever it is, to the vet?  It already ate entire sofa and a good portion of carpet and it looks very sick.