Man, I would, but the only murder I know of is where you killed Ult by bashing him over the head with a blunt object, and while me solving that would definitely be dramatic (from your point of view anyway), I'm afraid you might then bash me over the head with a blunt object, too.
Also Ult, I'm learning to drive one!
Can someone buy me a load of music? I mean, specifically songs I like? I want to expand my collection.