Capture the Orb

I steal the orb from victor12 and hide it in a nuclear wasteland that is rigged with atom bombs!

i disarm all the atom bombs with my Explosives skill level of OVER 9000, find the orb, and hide it inside a dragon stomach.

I get out of the dragon, taking that route. Then i run (roll) to the observation thingy on the top floor of the Atomium, shrink down to the size of a marble divided by ten, and hide in one of the telescopes. The telescopes, however, have LED screens that provide information/history of the place you're viewing, and the orb isn't included, so you won't notice in which telescope i am. But still, atleast you learn everything about Manneken Pis.

Also, sk76 you can't steal the orb from me, because i am the orb. If you don't believe me...

good job SF, you're an orb! (J3s you really aRE AN ORB)

But yeah, just so you know... You still had the orb, no matter what.

Also, sk76 you can't steal the orb from me, because i am the orb. If you don't believe me...

Quote from: SingingSurger on July 01, 2010, 06:06:40

good job SF, you're an orb! (J3s you really aRE AN ORB)

But yeah, just so you know... You still had the orb, no matter what.

Oh, right... well in that case, I buy the Atomium for some amount of currency. I get a shrink-ray that has both 'shrink' and 'grow' settings on it. I then bring the Atomuim out into an uncrowded field. I use the shrink-ray to make the it grow; the orb also grows inside of it. I search the giant structure until I find the orb and put it in my zipper pocket which I then zip up.

I jump out of the size x20 Atomium while sk76 searches one of the telescopes, and i go hide in the restaurant upstairs (to be more precisely: In someone's lunch) without anyone knowing it.

I buy the Atomium for some amount of currency.

Do you mean marzillions of Euros? Well, the entry was just €9 or something a person. But what the hey, it's YOUR wasted money.

...well, i suppose you can raise the entry price by a few euros or USD or something.

I decide that I need some help finding the orb, there's just way too much telescope to search through by hand. I contact the orb specialist (back on page 17) and ask him if I can borrow one of his orb radars. After getting the radar, I'm lead away from the field, and end up finding a small box of almost-but-not-quite-finished-being-eaten stir-fry on a table in a Chinese take-out restaurant. Nobody is at the table. I grab the box and hastily make my way out of the restaurant before I start to look suspicious.

...a Chinese restaurant on the top floor of a Belgian monument that is pretty much all the culture Belgium has... Does that even make sense?

My army of Ninjaz spots you coming out of the restaurant and temporarily disables you by blocking your chi channels. Then they give the orb a one-way ticket to Hawaii and hope he has a relaxing vacation away from being captured all the time.

I call the airline and warn them that there's a ball-shaped explosive on board that will detonate the moment the plane is in the air and that I, and only I, can disarm it. For some reason or another, they actually believe me. They remove the orb and give it to mme so that I can "disarm it".
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@StraightFlame: Wait, do you mean that I meant the restaurant was on top of the Atomium? 'Cause that's not where it's at:

After getting the radar, I'm lead away from the field

When sk76 talks to the airline, i just steal the orb and put it in the sun, so you will be a fried human before you even get close to it.

The chemistry of the orb causes it to repel heat, and since the orb alone is not strong enough to move the sun, it simply gets shot back to earth. It lands near me. I put on a thick pair of gloves because it's so hot that it'll melt my skin off if I don't.

Wait, do you mean that I meant the restaurant was on top of the Atomium? 'Cause that's not where it's at.

I meant it. There actually is a restaurant on the top floor of the top... uh... ''floor'' and that's where i hid after the telescope thingy. It's true i've never been on the top floor, but myeh, a Chinese restaurant?

Not just any old Chinese restaurant--a traveling Chinese restaurant! They were gonna be there for a week and then...go somewhere else? [/idk]

Back to the topic: I steal the orb and put it in the Vending Machine

GASP! You FIEND! ...Luckily, I have a spare orb: And I just somehow transferred SF's soul into it.
Side note: That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.