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Title: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on October 01, 2009, 22:22:07
Hey, SS here with a new game for extreme enjoyment. It is a game wheras someone (me) gets the orb, then the next posters get the orb from me, then once they get it, the next person gets it. If you destroy the orb, I will send the shards of the orb flying into your face, and then pour acid on you. Anyways, I will start!

I find and illuminating orb on a stand. I pocket it and run.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 02, 2009, 01:27:28
I pickpocket the orb and hop into a car.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Bored2death on October 02, 2009, 01:31:09
I get into the nuclear facilities where the missiles are stored, and i launch one at the car, blowing it up and everything inside it up. 
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 02, 2009, 03:44:27
I am reborn, grab the orb from the rubble, and build a bunker around myself.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Bored2death on October 02, 2009, 05:45:31
I dig a tunnel underneath the bunker, climb inside, put Purple to sleep with a dart gun, and take the orb far away to my hometown, Atlantis, to return it to its real, original place.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 02, 2009, 06:31:58
I sink Atlantis and sail off with the orb in a well defended battleship.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: LimeLemon on October 02, 2009, 22:06:19
I fart on the battleship. It blows up and destroys the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: bunnrey on October 05, 2009, 05:30:57
I pour the elixir of life on the orb and it rises from the sea.
I place the orb in the 579th dimension where any other matter is instantly vaporized. 
 :P
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 05, 2009, 05:46:50
I place the 579th dimension in the 946th dimension, which reverts the 579th dimension to it's original state, the 263rd dimension.

I grab the orb and put it in a box.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: bunnrey on October 05, 2009, 09:51:13
I cover the box in chocolate where a horde of ants eats through it entirely.
I place the orb in a nuclear bomb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: NESgamer190 on October 05, 2009, 21:19:00
After disarming, then disassembling the nuclear bomb, I proceed to put the orb in the grave of the fortune teller.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Bass on October 06, 2009, 00:56:21
I lurk until the fortune telling zombie does not suspect my presence, then I proceed to graverob the orb, placing it in a jumbonium container.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Razzorman on October 09, 2009, 15:59:10
I open the jumbonium container (insert :nuts: here), take the orb, and place it among a thousand replicas of the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 10, 2009, 02:01:38
I get someone to smash all the orbs one by one until SingingSurger pours acid on their head. Then, I reassemble the last orb destroyed and hide behind a bush.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on October 11, 2009, 04:24:41
I pour acid on the person's head, with digs through thier skulls as they fall apart. Then, I quickly make PP combust with pyrokenesis. Anyway, you guys caught on!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on November 12, 2009, 21:10:35
I kick PP in da (combusted) nuts and steal the orb... Then i give the orb to acid-on-guy-who-destroys-the-orb-pour guy SingingSurger
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on November 21, 2009, 03:26:36
I run to the guy (Who is officially now named Xyo) and use a spirit power to read his mind, and tear it apart. Xyo's Brains leak out through his ears. I take the orb and vanish. I smell someone with an H in their name.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on November 21, 2009, 11:43:40
Uh... Who is Xyo? I gave it to YOU, SingingSurger. but myeh, you decide. After all, i gave the orb to you.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 17, 2009, 19:25:59
And now i will steal it back and place it back where it used to be, wondering why SingingSurger didnt activate any traps.
Click! Rumble rumble rumble... CRASH! I am now unofficially chased by a giant rock!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Exp HP on December 17, 2009, 23:23:19
After the giant "rock" runs over you, it stops, a section of its surface opens up like a shutter, and I climb out.  It's an authentic rolling fake boulder-mobile! (available in 3 convincing colors - collect them all!)

I take the orb, and climb back into my boulder.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 18, 2009, 00:38:56
"Not so fast!" I shout dramatically, " I've rigged your boulder with plastic explosives!"

Kapow.

The miraculously unharmed orb falls into my grasp and I jump into my Batmobile, giggling like a small child.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on December 18, 2009, 04:55:27
Ugh... I'm sorry I've been gone. I got my new Vista Set up, and I'm back. So, anyway...

I run to the wreckage of the boulder and make a magnet out of the rocks. Yea.. I'm sweet. Anyway.. I use it to attract the IRON orb and I run off with it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 18, 2009, 05:23:26
I stick out my leg and trip you. However, pigs have no arms, so I use my mind powers to levitate the orb and start walking away.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Exp HP on December 18, 2009, 05:26:01
Now that it is levitating, it is clear to see that the orb is actually a :a0:.  It flies away into Within a Deep Forest under my keyboard control!

Neener neener.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 18, 2009, 05:43:20
Unfortunately for you, I am the dragons in Within a Deep Forest! I eat the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Exp HP on December 18, 2009, 05:55:21
*plonk*

HAHA!  I guess I forgot to say that I was controlling the orb from within my secret lab in the dragon's belly. (Boy, PP.  ur fat.)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 18, 2009, 21:42:45
Dragon a-splode, orb a-splode, and i have acid-proof everything that only i can get off, so no acid today, SingingSurger. I use a fake orb to make u think the real one exploded.
I got the orb now, and Exp HP is dead, meaning banned from the forum games section nah i am not that cruel.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 19, 2009, 00:45:24
I eat your acid-proof suit. SingingSurger seems very angry you exploded the orb. S/he also has a giant tub of acid. I snatch the real orb and fly to Mars.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Exp HP on December 19, 2009, 01:29:07
I teleport to Mars to chase you.  When I arrive though, everybody's missing... including PP.

So the orb is all mine!  HA HA HA!

*glomps orb* nom nom nom nom nom nom nom... (wut)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 19, 2009, 04:23:57
I teleport to Mars to chase you.  When I arrive though, everybody's missing... including PP.
That's because you teleported to my fake Mars, fake orb, etc.. :nuts: The fake Mars self destructs.

I reside on the real Mars with an air bubble.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 19, 2009, 04:27:48
I pop your air bubble with an extendable spork.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 19, 2009, 20:22:44
...and i give the orb to FPB.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Exp HP on December 19, 2009, 21:16:41
...and then I take off my FPB suit.  Yay, an orb!

...and then I put on a Nifflas suit, so that nobody is glad I have the orb.

EDIT: That sentence is supposed to read "everybody is glad I have the orb", or "nobody wants to take the orb from me."
:oops: Wow, it took me three days to notice this.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 20, 2009, 10:49:16
Ha! i am a Sublime-class Fake-orb-crafter on Puzzle Pirates (http://www.puzzlepirates.com). As well as a Sublime-class Fake-FPB-recognizor. (yeah, i know it, its misspelled) You can NOM that fake orb, since its made of Sugar Cane (http://yppedia.puzzlepirates.com/Sugar_cane). I give the real orb to the real FlyingPigBoy.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 21, 2009, 14:59:42
I burst in to the scene from stage right using my reality-splitting tiiiiiime vooooortexxxxxx...


..and yeah, I take the orb and admire its sparkli-ness
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 21, 2009, 15:49:05
And i NOM you then and i NOM the orb...
Wait a sec, this tastes like fake orb and fake Mochaalatte!

Lol, this text is on the right of my post, i am such a rebel...
(yeah, i know, that is a quote from a random forumer)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 21, 2009, 21:00:34
I stuff a stick with superglue on it's tip down into your throat, and then proceed to pull the orb out. I then clean it off with Windex.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 22, 2009, 02:12:34
Since the other Mochaalatte was clearly fake ( <_<), I burst out of your windex bottle and steal the newly polished orb.

I proceed to use my space boots to fly to Sparnax IV of the Antlomita Nebula.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 22, 2009, 18:31:48
*teleport noise* *snatch* *TA-DAAAAAH!* *teleport noise*
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 22, 2009, 23:03:53
*StraightFlame teleport noise* *malfunctioning teleport noise* *orb falls into my hands* Ooh. An orb. I fly to Austra.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 23, 2009, 06:01:43
My associates in Austria capture you upon landing, and use telekinesis to transport the orb to me.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 23, 2009, 08:07:50
Nice, but you can't beat this:

Teleporting+Fireproof gloves+Pyrokinesis=Fighting using pyrokinesis, a.k.a. StraightFlame.
Time for an epic SSBB style battle that doesn't make any sense!

Code: (Super Smash Bros Brawl-like battle) [Select]
Choose your character!
Straightflame confirmed: StraightFlame
Mochaalatte confirmed: Mochaalatte
Choose your weapon!
Straightflame confirmed: Pyrokinesis + Sword/shield
Mochaalatte confirmed: Telekinesis + Oversized sword
Choose battlefield!
Battlefield confirmed: Austria Downtown
3,2,1,GO!
*epic battle while neither of us notices/guards the orb*
*well, maybe Mochaalatte does, but...*
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on December 25, 2009, 03:23:28
I shrink and teleport to Moch. I am so small that noone can see me. With my seemingly impossible strength, I left the orb and run to my secret lair and put it in Cryogenic Storage, and put an Anti-Teleport lock on it. Then I wizz on the door. Owned.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 25, 2009, 05:31:47
Using my gamecube controller, I end the brawl by pressing R, L, and start at the same time.
Then, with what is apparently Giant sword, I cut open the door and steal the orb in its cryogenic chamber.

Then, after running with mah super legs to peru, I throw away the sword. It's all ew now.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 25, 2009, 06:14:29
I come in and use my magic to take over Peru. Then, I outlaw orbs and confiscate it. I then use my diamond laser to place the orb in a 15 foot wide diamond, which I bury 20 feet underground.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on December 25, 2009, 07:00:51
I then run to Peru with mah SUPAH DUPAH legs, and wizz on the diamond laser. I them steel the orb with a simple snap. What snapped? PP's You Know What. I run to America with MAH SUPAH DOOPAH DELUXE legs. I stuff the orb up my Rear.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 25, 2009, 10:01:33
That is ✘ Disapproved. For that, the orb flies into my hand randomly, and it seems perfectly clean.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 25, 2009, 17:27:46
I ask Santa for an orb for Christmas. Since he has none on hand, he steals it form StraightFlame and gives it to me. Then we merrily ride off on his sleigh to the North Pole.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on December 25, 2009, 21:03:58
The orb suddenly goes BOOOM and shards of glass flies into everyone but my face. I get out the real orb and slowly consume it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on December 25, 2009, 23:43:04
I do thing too gory to write down so i will skip and say that now i have the orb and a (Possibily fake)SingingSurger corpse.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 27, 2009, 15:40:49
As it was a fake SS and orb, and i have the real orb, we trade.

Accept Real orb?
✔ Accept Real orb ✘ No WAI
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on December 28, 2009, 00:04:40
The fake SingingSurger copse was actually REAL!  :nuts:

Wait.....

It was fake! I swoosh in and steal the orb, and then destroy it. I pour acid on my head. Weeee. The orb comes back to my dead body, and PurplePineapple grabs it. Then... a preset land mine explodes! Sending the un scaved orb flying through the air. Then the smoke forms a giant me, and I take the orb and shrink back to average size. I then shove a diamond up a beggars mouth (Okay... a reference to Betrayal of Falador...) and run off with the orb. I then get the Super Monkey Team Hyper Force Go! to shoot StraightFlame in the face. I then kick FireCat... Because I don't like fire. Then I take a cream pie and shove the orb in it, and put the magnets in the pie too. I then eat the pie... and die. I then dissipate to the Underworld. Hades takes the orb and puts it someone no one knows about. Then Zeus wizzes on the orb, because he does know.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 28, 2009, 12:51:01
Then he accidentally drops the orb, and i use its power to ban you from New choose your own Adventure, SingingSurger.

But seriously, if you kill ONE MORE of its characters, your posts are to be skipped.

(To all Mods here, it is just nothing. I used the bold and red effects for some more Dun dun DAAH! You may understand.)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 31, 2009, 05:24:47
Since I wasn't included in Singing Surger's lengthy post, my RAGE meter builds to maximum! I transform into a GIANT TIGER, snatch the orb, and flee into the rain forest among my tiger brethren.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on December 31, 2009, 13:06:25
i kill you with a lazor gun and get the orb. i teleport to a galaxy 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles away from you, and put the orb in world -2.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 31, 2009, 16:25:04
I solve the mystery of World -1, and steal the orb from you in world -2. I immediatly take a superduperultramegaawesome hidden warp pipe, that disapears after I use it, to World -197678.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2009, 16:33:32
Whoops! It actually teleported you to Robloxia (http://www.roblox.com), and you are now on the pile of building materials near my house. (everyone on Roblox starts out with a house that is near a pile of building materials). You lost the orb somewhere in there.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 31, 2009, 17:32:02
everyone on Roblox starts out with a house that is near a pile of building materials
I know. I've played Roblox.

Anyway, since you didn't actually take the orb, I find it and run to the forums to hide.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2009, 19:34:22
But, eh, didn't you drop it? Yay, i will hide the orb in a place no one will think of.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 00:08:28
But, eh, didn't you drop it? Yay, i will hide the orb in a place no one will think of.
Anyway, since you didn't actually take the orb, I find it and run to the forums to hide.
<_<
Also, you're supposed to steal the orb from me, not just make me drop it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 01:23:50
I suddenly get the orb. I have the orb, and no one can get it. Why? Because I made that thread. Fork you if you take it. The orb is mine now. Try to get it.






I'm ticklish. (That's a hint to yall noobs)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 01, 2010, 01:49:53
I use a super-magnet to get your fork. Now defenseless, you cannot stop me from grabbing the orb and hiding it in a couch. Which I then proceed to sit on.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 05:09:47
The orb comes back to me.

 :shifty: You heard the hint, right?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 01, 2010, 05:19:15
Aha! But you only got another fake orb to return to you. So, hah!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 06:49:14
I finally got the hint!

I throw tranquilizer darts at everyone in the room, and then make off with all the orbs in the immediate vicinity, and run to my time-traveling sports utility vehicle!

..that's what the hint implied, right?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 08:55:27
Obviously the tranquilizer darts missed me and PP. I snatch the orb, and put an anti-teleport thingy on it, as well as an indestructible shield that increases the lock's DEF to infinite. Try stealin the orb now, you guys. And don't use something that has to do with fake orbs. I put an identification mark thingy on it that is pixelprecise. So i will not take any fake orbs. And it is impossible to fake that mark.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 10:06:58
The orb comes back to me. I use a real check, it's real. I shove up up my anus, and sit. LOOK AT THE HINT!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 10:46:50
That counts as teleporting. LOL
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 16:46:50
SingingSurger, you just can't warp it back to you. You have to actually take it.


But, just to advance the game, I look at the hint, so I get the orb. Now I run away because I just used a loophole.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 17:06:49
I enlist the help of the bounty hunter Samus Aran to steal the orb, and take it to my secret base in a disclosed location.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 18:11:46
I still have the orb. Why? Because i say so. And to prevent this kinda confusion, i put it in a teleport-locked metal box with infinite DEF and place it between dimensions. And no, NOT in Flipside (main location at Super Paper Mario)!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 18:42:07
Oh fine, I'll use the hint correctly this time.

I use my Epoch to time travel to the exact moment and place you start to put the orb between dimensions. Using my mind control device (which I just happened to have in my pocket),  I convince you to be chained down to a table. Then, taking off your shoes, I set up my automatic feather-duster wiggling machine at your feet, which tickles you mercilessly, rendering you useless!

..Oh yeah. and I take the orb and go to Peru.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 19:01:41
Yeah, sure. If you looked closely, you saw it was fake. You ran all the way to Peru for nothin'.

But, because you need Orb Radiation to travel thru the areas of New CYOA, i give you the metal box. And the key. And the orb is still inside it. Wait, wasn't that SingingSurger? Myeh, shoulda been Mochaalatte. Pretty sure about it... right? Myeh, no way SingingSurger could know we are in this world.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 01, 2010, 20:21:25
This is getting too confusing.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 20:36:27
I will now proceed to make it slightly less confusing.

I command my word eater to eat the words "Fake Orb"

Now all of the fake orbs are gone, and can never ever be created again.

EVER.

Also, I fly to the moon with what is apparently a box with the orb in it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 20:50:35
Eh, the second word of 'Fake Orb' is 'Orb'. So the real orb disappeared too. Now all of the real orbs are gone too. I use my undo thingy to undo this mess. But i accidentally deleted too much!

SingingSurger finds an illuminating orb on a stand. He pockets it and runs.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 21:17:13
I steal his pocketed orb by giving him a pock, the pocket the orb and run to a town called Pockorb.  :P2
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 21:33:39
Just to stop this, it's making people not even have a chance, no more fake orbs guys! Steal it from them! K? So, I shatter every fake orb and don't interfere with the rest of the orb hunt.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 21:37:00
How about we put it like this: There is only one orb, no more then one. There are NO fake orbs, look-alike orbs, mirage orbs, unidentified flying orbs, or any other form of orb besides the original. The orb is a nearly extinct species, okay?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 21:53:02
Yes!

I go to Pockorb, hearing it's a nice place to stay. Suddenly, I spot Kaizo. So I shout, "It's pronounced Kay-Zo!" Then, Kaizo is so mad, he runs to me, and drops the orb. I run, pick it up, and use my (And now EVERYONE'S!) Power to shrink it down to the size of a gumball! I pocket it and go to the original shrine and make it grow, everyone can do that too, and I place it on the shrine. I booby trap the shrine, and get a demonic kitten to guard the shrine. I then jump off the edge, falling, and an eagle sweeps me up. I fly away to a far away land.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 21:55:08
Using my grappling device, I fall from the ceiling of the shrine's room, and use my Portal Gun to make it fall from the shrine to my waiting hands. Then I put it in a Plexiglas Box and weld it shut.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 21:57:00
I run to Mochaalatte, and sucker punch right in the face. He bleeds and falls to the ground, and dies. I pick up the orb and do nothing to the plexiglass.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 22:13:17
Hehehe... What about Mochaalatte? There is no Mochaatatte here. Meaning that the orb in the plexiglas box is still in Mochaalatte's possession. I steal it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 22:37:01
Wait... that's it? You just TAKE the box from me?What kind of boring action is that!

Well sir, not only do I take the box from you, but I tie you to my Epoch, and, while travelling through time, cut the rope and send you flying into 1576 A.D.! ha!

And also, I'm now in London, 1874.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 01, 2010, 23:23:12
I simply let Mochaalatte die in the 1800s. The orb then sits there until the present. I go to London and pick it up. I then put it in a secret underground tunnel underneath the FBI headquarters.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 00:28:53
Luckily, I have a friend in the FBI, and he finds the tunnel and the orb. He gives it to me since he has no use for it. I then run to some dance club to use it as a disco ball. (Not that I actually like disco, but...)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 01:44:55
I return from London, 1874 or whatever, saying I dropped the orb to prevent a TIIIIIIME PARADOX.

Anyways, I enter a dance competition at said dance club and use my epic disco skillz to win the celebratory disco ball. So ya know.. I have the orb. I jump into the ruins of LA-MULANA.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 08:22:06
Me teleportee to you 'n' stealee orbee. *looks at orb* Crud! Not another fake orb!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 17:29:07
NO. IT'S A REAL ORB. YES. IT. IS.

Anyways, I have Mother capture your mortal soul in a halt in the time space continuum, and then I snatch he orb and head into the infinity corridor, where teleporting is impossible.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 17:40:50
Lol, that was a fake StraightFlame. I still have the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 17:49:07
But since I took the orb, which is real,  what does that mean, since you have the-

Oh wait. you have a life jewel. Silly StraightFlame, that only increases the amount of time you live!

..yeah. I'm still where I was.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 17:55:36
I teleport to that place and steal the orb. And put it in a dimension where everything except for the orb will be instantly vapourized. This is possible, because i teleported to that place. Just teleporting in that place is impossible.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 18:16:35


As much as I hate to say it, you can indeed teleport into the dimensional corridor.

Anyways, I hire Alucard to turn into his vapor form, get the orb, and bring it back to me. Cuz ya can't vaporize what's already vapor. Anyways, with the orb in my possession, I flee back to the infinity corridor through the door in the center of the dimensional corridor.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 19:12:09
My random logic states that no one can turn into a vapor form and stay alive. And since i hid the orb in my mind, Alucard got turned back into his human form and got vaporized before he got the orb. His ded lol.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 19:48:38
You hid the orb in your mind? Then I call upon this guy (http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/Images/mind-reader.jpg) to bring it out and give it to me.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 19:51:57
Alucard is a vampire. He's already dead, so he can do whatever he wants. Humph.

Anyways, I nab the orb during your getting the orb from that guy. Then I blast off in my teleportation-proof rokit ship.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 19:57:17
But i can do whatever i want in that dimension, sooooo... if anyone tries to steal the orb, i forget them.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 21:28:23
Fine then, I use my giant lazar gun to turn you into a pile of ashes. Since a pile of ashes has no brain, it can't think. Since it can't think, it can not forget me. Therefore I steal the orb and run to Peru.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 21:33:44
Way to go, kaizoman666. You accidentally destroyed the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 22:45:30
We already went over this. The orb is like a phoenix, it regenerates from its own corpse.

Anyways, I fly my rokit ship into Peru and use my Tractor Beam to nab the orb, and take off to places unknown.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 23:47:50
I call Team Rocket to rocket me in a rocket to the universe your rocket rocketed to. I shoot a giant flaming boulder at your rocket, and it crashes on a nearby planet. I fly down and steal the orb from your dead body. :awsum:

I then fly my rocket faster then light can travel (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FasterThanLightTravel) to another dimension (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnotherDimension).
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 03, 2010, 08:57:56
The orb is like a phoenix, it regenerates from its own corpse.
What corpse? kaizoman666 made it disappear. Anyways...
I suddenly regenerate, and remember that the orb is actually still where it was before i died. So i still have it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 03, 2010, 10:04:47
The orb is like a phoenix, it regenerates from its own corpse.
What corpse? kaizoman666 made it disappear. Anyways...
I suddenly regenerate, and remember that the orb is actually still where it was before i died. So i still have it.

No, no it's not.

I use my sternness of voice to reject your logic and substitute my own!
..so yeah, the orb is still with Kaizoman
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 03, 2010, 11:28:02
Epic failure, i still have it
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 03, 2010, 11:34:54
What the heck. I made it impossible to steal the orb in any possible way. So i just give it to the next poster.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 04, 2010, 00:59:46
Straightflame gives me the orb.

From now on, every post that has fake orbs will be SKIPPED!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 05, 2010, 00:24:25
I use my Book of Prophecy to drag the "orb" icon from SingingSurger to myself, and then secure the orb in a teleportation-proof,  indestructible box.

Oh yeah, and I give it to the Bad Dudes. Whatcha gonna do now, Ninjas, HUH?

(Book of Prophecy=Avalon Code reference. Look it up)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2010, 17:45:28
Key... key... key... Here it is!
*unlocks box and steals the orb*
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 05, 2010, 21:11:47
Well, I run into you at the supermarket. I shoot you, and steal the orb. I then run all the way to Europe, even though I'm all the way in North America.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2010, 21:37:53
Well, I run into you at the supermarket. I shoot you, and steal the orb. I then run all the way to Europe, even though I'm all the way in North America.
Actually, it is impossible to run into me at a North-American supermarket. Because...

1. I live in Belgium
2. I never went to North-America
3. I rarely ever go to a supermarket

So, yeah, because of these statements the orb comes back to me. I then go to the top floor of what i think is called the Atomium (some kinda monument in Belgium) from where i will go to my giant amazing complicated (as in giant maze only me and my staff can escape) flying fortress with many guards and i hide the orb there in a teleport-proof indestructible box, and i hide the key on the other side of the fortress... Atleast i would if i could actually SUMMON THAT !@#$%^& FLYING FORTRESS! So i desperately try to summon it... DAMN YOU, 21ST CENTURY SPACESHIPS!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 05, 2010, 21:46:34
I go to Straightflame and go "phree orbz plz" He gives it to me and I give Straightflame a sucker punch right on back!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2010, 21:55:48
Uh... okay... here ya go... but please remember that...

1. I will take it back once i fixed that damn spaceship
2. There is no way you coulda found me here, but you anyways DO have the orb
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 05, 2010, 22:16:08
*plays a crane game with a big crane and pulls the orb out of the hands of singingsurger*
He he he...  Creativity for fun and loot.
*stashes orb in cache of megaman spikes*
I'd like to see anyone take the orb out of these instant demolition spikes.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Dataflashsabot on January 05, 2010, 22:33:07
I rust the spikes with InstaRust and break them apart with a hammer. I take the orb and place it like follows:
(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/9002/rhfjdjejdgp.png)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 06, 2010, 00:07:41
I use my wing cap to swoop in on the orb and remove it safely from the wood.  Then I put the orb in my flying castle, held up by a levitation ring.

Go along with the reference, and get a cookie.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 06, 2010, 21:20:47
Straightflame, you can't get the orb because of a sentance/statement. You have to actually take it. [/offtopic]

I destroy your levitation ring with a rather large baseball bat, so the castle falls. I then use an extremely large magnet to pull the orb from the wreckage (even though its glass). I then jump in a bubble and fly to Neverland.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 10, 2010, 01:48:36
I cry because I can't go to Neverland. Suddenly Peter Pan comes up and says "I'ma firin' mah lazor!" He blasts a beam into the sky, which ACTUALLY hit's Kaizo's bubble. The orb falls, and it shatters. I pour acid on Kaizoman's body, take the orb and run off.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 10, 2010, 01:57:59
I cry because I can't go to Neverland. Suddenly Peter Pan comes up and says "I'ma firin' mah lazor!" He blasts a beam into the sky, which ACTUALLY hit's Kaizo's bubble. The orb falls, and it shatters. I pour acid on Kaizoman's body, take the orb and run off.
Doesn't that kind of contradict itself?

Anyway, God feels that I am too important to die now, so he revives me and brings me to wherever you are. I then use the power of God's LAZAR (BWAHHHHHH) to reduce you to a pile of ashes. The orb unfortunatly is destroyed too, but is remade. I then take the orb and use God's teleporter to bring me to a parallel dimension.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 10, 2010, 05:30:37
I modify my (theoretical) portal gun to rip a (theoretical) hole to the parallel dimension, and then accidentally fire the portal gun on the orb, transporting it to an unknown location.


Oops.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 10, 2010, 15:08:14
Easy. I steal your gun and jump into the portal, finding the orb. I then fire the same portal out into the vastness of space so when you enter the portal where the orb was, you get transported three billion light years away. [/portal logic]
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 10, 2010, 18:11:00
So, um.. I snatch your portal gun and knock you over the head with it. Then I place the orb on top of a skyscraper. This skyscraper has no roof access door. I does, however, have a shield to block any planes/UFOs/flying machines of any kind.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 10, 2010, 18:31:49
I fling a computer into your skyscraper with a catapult (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28832#msg28832). The computer explodes, destroying the skyscraper. The orb is destroyed, but I grab the new one and run away.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 11, 2010, 01:22:15
The skyscraper actaully fell over you due to a wish (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28836#msg28836) so i just examine the derbis and get the orb from your hand.
When you wake up (cuz' the skyscraper only knoked you :3)i already run away.not before spaypainting in the floor "That happens when you destroy my notebook  >(''
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 11, 2010, 02:24:51
The skyscraper actaully fell over you
Don't skyscrapers collapse downwards?

Whatever, you accidentally left you can of spraypaint, which I use my magical computer (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalComputer) to somehow find you and steal the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on January 11, 2010, 18:02:31
i easily steal the orb and use chaos control to teleport it to world 1354-{[(4674+684686)/(6345624-66643)]+[(4546524X474444234)X(35643242+4444434323)]}.
[(now there is sonic AND mario included)(1mp05518|3 m47h 700)]
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 12, 2010, 00:04:19
I'm sad because I'm still ashes, but my godly powers from retrieving the orb first brings me to life, and I become a god. My eyes roll back, and I fly in search of this world. I use an ability to rip the dimension apart once I enter this Chaos Dimension. Yes, that means humans are extinct   besides some players that managed to jump into the rip (everyone playing now). I find the orb, with Mario and Sonic. Mario jumps on my head, and I reduce him to utter nothingness. Sonic Runs off, I chase him, and summon a harpoon of light. I toss it at Sonic, and it impales him through the heart. I run back and get the orb and make a cocoon from my wings to protect me from other players.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 12, 2010, 01:02:06
*chugs down a potion of time freeze (from solstice for the NES), and quickly takes the orb and hides it in a footface (Also from solstice for the NES)*
I'd love to see you people beat the evil footface.  (Please don't request photos of what he looks like...  his name should be sufficent explanation of what he looks like.)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 12, 2010, 01:08:10
I infect footface with athlete's foot, rendering him useless. Then I run backwards trough The Mushroom Engine.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 12, 2010, 02:01:19
I throw a goomba at you, you dissappear in a fuzzscreeen fashion. i grab the orb and get in the soonest plane to south-america
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on January 12, 2010, 17:27:59
i assault the plane, steal the orb from you, and ask my friend, Knuckles, to hide it. only I and Knux know where is it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 12, 2010, 20:08:16
Luckily, on a certain website, my name is Knux. I steal the orb that Knuckles (not knux) hid in a certain place, and then i blahblahblah Atomium blahblahblah spaceship fixed blahblahblah hide the orb (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28552#msg28552)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 13, 2010, 03:04:02
Well, your flying fortress is not actually fit for space, and you suffocate in the oxygen-deprived vacuum of whatchamacallit. Then, in my well protected space suit, I find the orb and warp it to my secret base protected by Nazi zombies for later.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 14, 2010, 01:51:56
I summon forth the mighty might that is Chuck Norris. But not just Chuck Norris, no. But Vampire Zombie Pirate Ninja Chuck Norris! He defeats all of your pathetic Zombie Nazis with a single blow of his mighty Roundhouse Kick. Then, slipping by and stealing he orb, I jump into the infinite wonder that is the int3rnet.

Someone had better use a certain website to solve this one..
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 14, 2010, 02:35:35
you enter the the most annoying website ever (http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand/) and while you try to escape the pop-ups i disable javascript and get your orb.then i take a rocket to mars.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 14, 2010, 17:38:03
Hehehe... cannot believe you thought you had the orb. Haven't you read my post? Since someone teleported it to steal it from me, and it can't be teleported, i still have the orb, and guard it as the lost soul i am. And guess what, i typed this on a Wii while i am supposed to do my homework. But since i already finished doin that, i got pretty much time to guard it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 14, 2010, 23:07:12
I'm not going to be bothered to read the last few pages to find that post. Besides, it's SingingSurger's game. Not yours.

I get the Magrathean (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy) to create a super huge planet between the earth and mars. It is just so big that it rips off parts of the two planets closest to it, which happens to be where StraightFlame and Firecat are. The orb follows. I then condense the planet into a super-heavy speck that turns into a black hole. To orb goes into the black hole and through some miracle ends up in a wormhole headed straight to my house.

EDIT: ..in some distant galaxy.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 15, 2010, 01:48:01
I punch SF for making up rules, then I nuke your house and collect the orb from its ashes. Then, using my super special awsome time machine, travel back to before any of you were born.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 15, 2010, 03:09:02
A dinosaur kills you, eats the orb (which is invulnerable to everything, apparently), and, one million years later, I dig up the dinosaur and take it. |D
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 15, 2010, 03:43:25
A dinosaur kills you, eats the orb (which is invulnerable to everything, apparently), and, one million years later, I dig up the dinosaur and take it. |D
I simply let Mochaalatte die in the 1800s. The orb then sits there until the present. I go to London and pick it up.
Idea stealer!

I join your dinosaur digging site and report you to the DDA (Dinosaur something something) for stealing ancient relics. The orb is placed in a museum, which I then proceed to rob. I stuff the orb in a giant needle, shink the needle down to regular size, and throw it in a haystack.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 15, 2010, 17:21:59
I find the needle, but it suddenly got inside a random machine that takes away all pollution and places it inside another orb called the PollutionMarble. I steal the marble. Or atleast i try to, since it weighs a million kilograms. The evil scientist who created it, said that there is a shop that sells orbs on a platform behind the moon. I go there, and take the PollutionMarble with me. The shop is, however, closed since the owner died. An alien with an orb attached to his head walks by. I take it back to wherever this all happens. However, i lost the marble, and it got back to its normal form. And since everything in it is multiplied a thousand times, it is about to destroy Earth.

If you go along with the referrence you get TWO :hiddenstar:'s.

Hint: The orb is bigger than the moon and about to fall exactly on the church of the next poster's hometown.

One more thing: However it does in the thingy i referred to, the alien does NOT qualify as the orb. And i did NOT make up ANY rules!

Edit: This may be over the 130th try to nab the orb!
Another edit: No, wait, the orb is just two-and-a-half miles big. And still in the needle. And it weighs 350000000000 kilograms
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 15, 2010, 22:20:13
The Pollution Marble is from a museum in Minnesota. Anyway...

I wake up from a deep sleep, finding the orb gone. I go in a rage and claws burst from my palms (still a god) I find Straight Flame and shove a spike through his head. I lift him up and the weight of the orb pulls on his body, decapitating him. I grab the orb a
and run off, freezing time myself. I roar in triumph and go back to human form for a day.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 15, 2010, 23:16:53
A dinosaur kills you, eats the orb (which is invulnerable to everything, apparently), and, one million years later, I dig up the dinosaur and take it. |D
Well, I never said it was the DINOSAUR age, did I? So, to get revenge on StraightFlame for making up a rule, I still have the orb.  X-P
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 16, 2010, 00:09:42
I be simplistic.
First, I punch Kaizoman and take the orb.

Next, I rip out StraightFlame's vocal cords to prevent him from denying Kaizo's post. Finally, I attach an unable-to-be-defused bomb to the orb, and levitate it next to me.

WATCHA GONNA DO NOW, NINJAS?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 00:54:38
I say my name is Le-a and the dash don't be silent. Everyone dies from the lack of intellect in mah boenz.

Ie cri, butt thee oarb comfertz meh. Ie garb thee oarbz aend wun.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 16, 2010, 01:47:23
Well, I come back to life (whatever god is up there tells me I'm not supposed to die yet), and simply wait for Mochaalatte's bomb to go off. The bomb kills you, and I steal the new orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 02:41:00
I steal another bomb from Mochaalatte and attach it to your back. You simply wait for the bomb to go off. The bomb kills you, and you steal the new orb. Oh, wait your dead. So I steal the new orb and put a  :nuts: emoticon suit on it. Then, I make you forget which emote it is and place it with the rest of the emoticons.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 16, 2010, 02:44:00
First, I have purple pineapple put in jail for theft.

Then, I throw a bomb (what am I, a pyromaniac?) into the pile of  :nuts: emoticons, leaving the indestructible orb sitting there. Then, I place two cards face down and end my turn.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 02:49:24
I eat the cards. And the orb. I then fall off into the sunset.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 04:46:25
Kaizoman is more than likely going to say "Some god says I can't die yet." so I just monitor his body, and the orb has become attached to me, so the orb splits in two "Two orbs? What a twist!" and one comes to me. I freak because I know that the game will become spammy from two orbs, so I decide to review the next posts and destroy the orb if it goes out of whack. I then sit on the charred remains of Kaizo's head. I have bad gas.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 05:55:53
and the orb has become attached to me
That's not even fair. -_-
Person A: I get the orb and perform such-and-such to make it nearly impossible to get.
SingingSurger: Ah, but I had the orb the whole time.

I continue to fall into the sunset with my orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 16, 2010, 07:48:39
I ban kill Kaizoman because he thought i made up rules. Kaizoman is not allowed to post anything here. And to punish all of you, that was a fake orb i still have the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 16, 2010, 19:00:14
I get ticked off at everyone cheating over and over, causing a massive explosion of anger (what? I'm not good anger management) to cause everyone in the vicinity of the orb to be stripped of all of their items and fly to the planet Jupiter. The orb is still there for whatever reason. And then I lock it in an ectoplasm cage. Or whatever.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 19:09:13
i still have the orb.
Seriously, that's a good way to get this topic locked.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 17, 2010, 03:03:14
i still have the orb.
Seriously, that's a good way to get this topic locked.
Well, then, I propose a new rule: You must TAKE the orb from the previous poster. You may NOT teleport the orb back to you or claim that you still have the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 17, 2010, 03:54:20
i still have the orb.
Seriously, that's a good way to get this topic locked.
Well, then, I propose a new rule: You must TAKE the orb from the previous poster. You may NOT teleport the orb back to you or claim that you still have the orb.
I have an idea. No more teleportation at all. No teleporting to or from. Unless you use a portal gun Yeah, none at all.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 08:12:17
I KO you for making up rules (So, how does THAT feel, kaizo?) and still teleport the orb to me. And to make it more LOL, everyone except for kaizoman666 and SingingSurger can steal it from me.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 17, 2010, 08:16:47
I drop a sixteen ton weight on your head and take the orb. I place the orb in a top secret government facility, where it is guarded heavily.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 08:26:52
This weight is a fake. Made of paper.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 17, 2010, 08:33:13
Hoh, yes. But which is heavier, 16 tons of lead, or 16 tons of paper? :P
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 17, 2010, 08:35:44
I drop a missile near the facility, all the guards got to check so i just slip inside and take the orb, next thing i do its call a helicopter and get out here. All i have to do now its return the orb to the alien goverment, that if our copter dont get severed.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 17, 2010, 08:38:49
Your copter gets severed
I fly up to the aliens in a rocket ship, surpassing you. When you arrive, you give the orb to the aleins. I then proceed to pull off my alien mask and take the orb back to earth with me. I then create a force filed around it using some of the stolen aliens' technology.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 08:47:37
Hoh, yes. But which is heavier, 16 tons of lead, or 16 tons of paper? :P
Do you mean '16 tons of lead, or a piece of paper with '16t' scribbled on it'?

Anyways, i use a disguise, and the force field thinks i am you (reference from the newgrounds.com game Aliens from planet Dave (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/259908), in which a force field blocks the entrance to the first floor of Leo's house and a disguise gets you down there (you are on the second floor)) so i take the orb, and i use NaCl on all of you (Yep, in that game, NaCl is the name of the most effective weapon (it dissolves enemies)) and take the orb and lay it in the orb-stealing-free area, where everyone (except for me) who lays hand on the orb dies (if you are undead you turn regular dead)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 17, 2010, 14:54:05
I KO you for making up rules
I didn't make one up that time, I proposed a new rule.

Well, since NaCl is just salt, I reach in and take the orb. I then run off to who-knows-where to hide in my house's secret dungeon hidden thousands of miles beneath the surface. Its too hot down there for anyone to reach it, and the only reason I can go down there is because I'm actually a demon.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 15:50:18
I didn't make one up that time, I proposed a new rule.
Well, that IS closer to making one than what i did. What i did didn't have to do ANYTHING with rules. You have to read older posts before jumpin to conclusions. And, eh,
I reach in and take the orb.
the orb killed you.
Everyone (except for me) who lays hand on the orb dies (if you are undead you turn regular dead)
See? And you are still KO'd for makin up rules. So... I still have the orb. And, this is not regular NaCl, it is ACID/DEMONIC YOU-DIE-ON-TOUCH ONLY-STRAIGHTFLAME-CAN-SURVIVE-IT NaCl!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 17, 2010, 17:35:55
See? And you are still KO'd for makin up rules. So... I still have the orb. And, this is not regular NaCl, it is ACID/DEMONIC YOU-DIE-ON-TOUCH ONLY-STRAIGHTFLAME-CAN-SURVIVE-IT NaCl!
Uh, what? How does salt kill me?
it dissolves enemies
I'm not an enemy. I'm an NPC. There, loophole.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 18:00:43
OMG i am so lame how does salt kill me i think i am an NPC but i am actually an enemy because all NPC's are enemies boohoo
Well, actually, i consider you an enemy.

Firius! Raise kaizoman666's body temperature until he spontaneously combusts!
...Firius? Uh... I am chosen to decide the fate of all in this world... So would you PLEASE make him explode? ...well, then i have to do it on my own... I just kill you, kaizoman666. And you didn't know that, in the afterlife, if you were mean to ANYONE, an evil version of them will attack you in a bottomless pit until you hit the bottom. And, this is a bottomless pit, so...
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 17, 2010, 18:27:05
Luckily, the afterlife is a planet too. So eventually, I come out the other end. However, I fell (rose?) too fast, and launched out of the atmosphere. I then floated through space back to Earth (ignore the fact that I can't breathe in space), where I punch you in the face, steal the orb, and then exit the room. I then fill the room with poisonous gases that causes you to die, so I run off to England to laugh menacingly with my new pet orb.

Also, SF, lets stop the flamewar before it gets this topic closed...
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 19:09:16
Yeah, let's...  :ljus1: :ljus2:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 17, 2010, 20:13:52
Okay.. you guys had fun. O_o

Anyway, I open up a pet shop and use my ingenious encyclopedia salesman techniques (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xrlsZ_AtV4) to convince you to bring your orb there. I then swap the orb with a tennis ball, that has been selectively bred to look like an orb. (Mind you, it's not a fake orb. It's a tennis ball.) I take the orb back with me the the gas chamber with StraightFlame. I pull him out with a fishing rod, toss the orb in and lock the door.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 21:23:10
There are NO fake orbs, look-alike orbs, mirage orbs, unidentified flying orbs, or any other form of orb besides the original.
That tennis ball was a look-alike orb. So, in fact, it was a fake orb. I still have the orbeyness
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 17, 2010, 21:46:54
Isnt kaizo supposed to have the orb?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 17, 2010, 22:16:03
Yeah, I am... So how did StraightFlame get it?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 17, 2010, 23:08:00
Because I took it, and then he decided to continue with the topic ruining stuff. Besides, you he never had a fake orb. I just gave him one. 9_9
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 18, 2010, 02:36:00
I, ignoring the currently occurring conversation, jump dramatically onstage for my big theatrical finish. Since it's tradition to lob some, non-clothing object onstage, you're forced to toss me the orb.

Thanking the lovely audience, I proceed to exit the area during curtain call, which you don't leave because you are all so, so, SO polite.

Also, I get to da choppa and fly into Pie Town, New Mexico.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 18, 2010, 03:08:29
I get in MY choppa and chase you, when i get near you i jump to your copter, rudely take the orb and jump to my copter again. But then i realize that i just crashed the copter into a mountain. I hide in a near cave and install a automatic turret in the entrace
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 04:42:57
You really can't let the orb teleport to you by saying that the orb was still there because you said something. You do have to take it from them. Kaizo, continue posting. Sorry for this mess, I was gone for a while. Anyway, I become a god again. I fly to Firecat, and reflect the bullets to Firecat's head. I grab the orb and fly to a land only accessible to Immortals.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 18, 2010, 04:52:59
Well, considering the fact that none of us ever die, no matter how many times we're killed in this game, I am able to enter the Land Only Accessible to Immortals. I bring Phoenix Wright with me, and you are found guilty of some random crime, and are stripped of your immortality. I then proceed to kick you, 300-style, into a pit. I then steal the orb from wherever you put it, and run off to the interwebz to hide amongst the thousands of trolls.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 05:12:49
I, having just a strip of immortality left, am able to still fly, and travel time. I fly to Kaizo, and take him into the past. I show him how he could stop trolling. He accepts the challenge, and I take the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 19, 2010, 00:31:19
Bursting into the room

Entering stage left, I use my HaX0r tool to Hack into the World Wide Int3rnets database and drag the "Orb" file from SingingSurger to my computer. After that I print out the orb, and inflate it with a bicycle pump. Then I delete the "Orb" file to prevent any illegal copies from being made. Then I exit stage right.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 19, 2010, 00:57:34
I rotate the stage 90 degrees clockwise. You fall out the right, which is now the bottom, and I place a magnet on the top (or is it the right?). The orb is magnetized to the top, and I give the stage a 90 degree counter-clockwise rotation, facing from the base. I run off what is now the right, and you are at the right side, which is now the back.

I place the orb in a box and attach it to the top of Mt. Everest.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on January 23, 2010, 03:08:50
I climb Mt. Everest because I am pwnly man. I find the box, and fart on it. It suddenly opens. I take the orb and run.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 23, 2010, 03:50:25
I break the fourth wall and reveal that you are only a character in an internet forum game. Your head explodes, so I steal the orb and run to a castle to storm it. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_Bride)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 30, 2010, 18:03:04
I awaited you in the castle, and snatch it. I go further into the really complicated castle, with which i mean an endless maze, and hide it in a secret storage room.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 30, 2010, 22:01:45
I aim my Bonsai Bill at the castle, which blows it to smithereens. Then I use my X-ray scope to find the orb amongst the rubble.

And then I go into the castle of The Guy
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 31, 2010, 02:04:51
You get killed by an apple (cherry?). I am The Guy, so my appleish servant brings the orb to me.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 31, 2010, 04:11:56
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on January 31, 2010, 09:04:55
I eat the Kids and take the orb.

To make it more awesome: I will from now on log the EPICWINZ of the endless war between me and SingingSurger. So: To score me a first, i place the orb in a pretty obvious location, not with any locks or something, and offer 'free orbs' to anyone except for SingingSurger.

Me: 1  SingingSurger: 0
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 31, 2010, 20:36:41
Firecat approaches your free orb stand, but all the orbs turn into laser guns (except for the real one, of course.) and begin firing. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.405) In the confusion, I grab the orb and place it in the cave of a robot dragon.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on January 31, 2010, 20:46:56
I disguise a emp bomb as a metal cake with oil frosting. The robot dragon eats it. and the EMP deacticvates it. so i just grab the orb and then i hide it in an "8" square of a minesweeper game.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 31, 2010, 21:57:30
I use my X-ray goggles to find the orb in Minesweeper, then proceed to flee into the unfinished Mega Man 10.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on February 06, 2010, 07:51:59
I run into the same game and a boss screen comes up. The boss is Mochaalatte and I defeat him (her?) by shoving him (her?) off into a void of unfinishedness. Then I take his (her?) power, in this case being the orb, and wait for 45 minutes while the game explains how to use it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on February 07, 2010, 17:31:52
Backness is fun. I'm back.

Back. I'm here.

Back.

I hit FlyingPigBoy's Back.

While he's listening.  He drops the orb. I pick it up.

I'M BACK!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 07, 2010, 17:47:31
Hi, Back. I attack your back with a yack so your spine cracks and you fall like a sack. I pack you back in a suitcase filled with snacks and I throw you off a cliff. =D

Then I parachute down and steal the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 07, 2010, 19:35:12
I float down next to you in my fully-equipped military parachute. My parachute guns you down and uses an anti-gravity field to bring the orb to me. (NOTE: If I land on the ground before anyone gets the orb, I press the "turn into fortress" button on my parachute.)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on February 07, 2010, 22:47:54
7 of February of 2010:
Today i started to battle in the WWIV (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg27907#msg27907). I got to use a machine gun to destroy planes. and i also shoot down a parachute. We capture the guy and its now our prisioner. he had a strange looking orb that i take. i think nobody its going to steal it. considering i hide it in my bedroom of a fully armed militar base with turrets,tanks and infantry
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 07, 2010, 23:42:54
7th of February of 2010:
Today I found a fully armed military base with turrets, tanks, and infantry. I decided it would be a good idea to explore it. Inside, I found a bedroom with an orb in it. On the orb was a note that said, "Ths is mah orb, plz dn't stel." I assumed it was a foreign language that meant, "Free orb to a good home", so I took it and ran home.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 08, 2010, 01:15:52

Dear diary,

Today I decided to ruin this military style text with some type of girl-y journal entry. Aren't I witty? Anyways, I positioned my troops (a.k.a. me and a potato chip) At Kaizoman's house. As soon as we entered the vicinity of his property, we saw him coming up his driveway. Private Chip distracted Kaizo while I swooped in and grabbed the orb, heading off to Superbowl XLIV. Chip's sacrifice will not go forgotten
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on February 09, 2010, 18:31:47
32th of Lukakaka of 2045

Today I made up a month that completely doesn't exist. Lukakaka rules! Anyways, I went to Superbowl and found a dead body holding an orb. I took the orb and am now trying to find out why we keep stealing it from each other.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 09, 2010, 18:50:15
Over 9000th of Vegeta, 9001

Today a rectangular fire spoke to me, and asked me why we keep stealing the orb from each other. I didn't quite understand what he was talking about, so I stole an orb from him.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on February 09, 2010, 21:49:21
9th of February of 2010:
I think im becoming tired of all those log´s so i think this will be my last entry.

"Now, what i was doing?. oh yeah, Kaizo. He will be here in..."
"3..."
"2..."
"1..."
*gunshot*
"Thank you for the orb"
*i grab the orb and go to ride a bike in a diagram*
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 09, 2010, 22:23:56
I place a sign that says, "Fig. 6" right in front of you. You fall off your bike and warp back to your last checkpoint. Luckily, you forgot your orb, so I steal it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 09, 2010, 23:16:42
Over 9000th of Vegeta, 9001


You sir, deserve a :hiddenstar: for pure meme awesomeness.

..I don't feel like taking the orb right now. I just drop banana peels everywhere.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on February 11, 2010, 12:03:17
i use my magnet to pull the orb, then use chaos control to teleport to (censured).
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 11, 2010, 15:46:20
then use chaos control to teleport to (censured).
Oh dear, thats not appropriate for this forum. :awsum:

Anyways, I, er, teleport you back with my SuperSpecialAwsome UnTeleporter, then I do an extremely overdramatic punch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caooYbp_rEE) to your face. Than I steal the orb and runs away.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on February 11, 2010, 23:15:43
I cath up to you and fight.
VICTOR12 VS. KAIZOMAN666
victor12 goes first!
victor12 uses POWER OF THE BLACK EMERALD, dealing 736845811542145137 damage to kaizoman666!
KAIZOMAN666 IS DEAD!
victor12 loots orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on February 15, 2010, 08:54:18
StraightFlame
Firecat              vs.         Victor
''Claire''

StraightFlame moved 2 spaces north
Used Banzai Bill on Victor
Victor took 30 dmg
Firecat skipped moving
Used PyroPort on Victor
Victor took 40 dmg
Firecat is now next to Victor
Claire moved next to Victor
Used Super Leet Overdrive on Victor
Victor took 1337 dmg
Took Orb from Victor
Now going to Mt. Evereast (NOT Everest, but Evereast)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 15, 2010, 14:37:12
A wild Pokemon appeared!
Go, Rick Astley!
Used Rickroll on the wild StraightFlame!

Its super-effective!
StraightFlame faints!
Kaizoman wins!

Item obtained: Orb
Exp gained: Over 9000
Gold obtained: Why the hell would a wild Pokemon have gold?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on February 15, 2010, 15:10:34
I walk to the nearest PC, heal myself, and curse the orb so anyone, except kaizoman666, get vapourized when they lay hand on the orb. Not even i can touch it.

P.S. PC means Pokemon Center.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 15, 2010, 15:13:49
Well, I strap on some rubber gloves and take the orb to the machine that heals Pokemon at the center.

"[Insert short tune here] ORB is cured of Curse!"

Then I take the orb and runs aways.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on February 15, 2010, 15:29:43
anyone, except kaizoman666, get vapourized when they lay hand on the orb.
"ORB is cured of Curse!"

Stupid mistake. I just snatch the orb, not being vapourized because SOMEONE HERE thought it was a good idea to bring his orb to the PC. I just lay the orb in my indestructible, secure, and waaaay hidden storage room with indestructable scale 1:1 replicas of the orb. Then i just go to SingingSurger (without the orb), and ask him why we keep stealing the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 15, 2010, 15:47:25
I use my 1337 h4x0r 5k11lz to open the door to your storage room, then toss a nuclear bomb in. I shut the door to be completely safe from the explosion, and then reenter the room, and take the indestructible orb that's left over.

Then I flee into the depths of Lake Lakerior.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 15, 2010, 17:12:57
I strap on my superultraspecialawsome Scuba Suit, and swim to the depths of Lake Lakerior. With the help of Aquaman, I call upon the creatures of the lake to come and beat you to a pulp. Then I grab the orb, and Aquaman calls upon Cthulhu (http://media.comicmix.com/media/2009/12/10/aquaman-meets-cthulhu.jpg), who takes me to R'lyeh.


Also, SF...
Stupid mistake. I just snatch the orb
Wait, what? Did you not read the sentance at the bottom? You can't just warp the orb to you.

not being vapourized because SOMEONE HERE thought it was a good idea to bring his orb to the PC.
Yeah, you.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on February 15, 2010, 21:59:27
:sigh:... How about i turn on your brain, so you could actually think?

Edit: Sorry for makin fun of kaizoman666.

Edit2: I still have the orb, because
indestructable scale 1:1 replicas of the orb.
indestructible orb that's left over.
They are all indestructible. So, you had a million orbs to take, but only one is real. And
waaaay hidden storage room
You don't have any clue about where the storage room could be.

I take the orb and go to the Chamber of Planets, from where i kill Kaizoman666, and do the same with anyone approaching me. I can control the universe from here, y'see.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 16, 2010, 14:05:50
I ask a fortune teller where the Chamber of Planets is. He tells me its in SF's house, in his closet. I bomb SF's house, and steal the orb from the rubble. Then I run off to NeverWonderland.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on February 16, 2010, 16:04:36
How can a dead person speak, let alone ask something?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 18, 2010, 00:00:21
How can a dead person speak, let alone ask something?

It's like in one of those badly programmed video games, where you just keep re spawning at the last checkpoint.

Anyways, I grow up, causing Neverwonderland to cease to exist. Then I grab the orb from the void that was Neverwonderland, and exit stage up.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on February 19, 2010, 23:56:52
You go up into a very crappy designed 8-bit level of SMB. A goomba appears.
Goomba used Lazor
It's Super-effective!
Moch took OVER 9000!!!!! damage!
The Techno-viking frowns!
SS swoops in and steals the orb!
Everyone got s'lowned!
I swing away on my vine, feeling pwnly
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Deep Embrace on February 21, 2010, 22:23:10
I use psionics to levitate shards of rock to break the vine. You fall to your death, and the orb falls to safety in the hands of...

MEEEEEEEEEEE (bah dah dah dup, da dup, da dup)

I then motor away on my Segway.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on February 22, 2010, 01:19:11
I go in my car and crash you, then i get the orb then i escape from the police (http://armorgames.com/=1kYy8)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on February 23, 2010, 00:24:00
I come back to my life because I gots my deity powers back. I frown upon Firecat for not using proper grammar, and then MAGICALLY CONSUME FIRECAT! I then rip the orb out of my stomach and go sell it to a pawn shop for 4 bucks!
Wait no...
I take the orb to New Mexico and hide with Carmen Sandiego!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 23, 2010, 01:48:02
*sneak* *sneak* ... NOM! SingingSurger has been eaten. The orb is now in Firecat's possession, in SingingSurger's belly, in my stomach. And I am impervious to being eaten.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on February 23, 2010, 03:02:09
This is time for teh deity powahs.
I make PP MYSTERIOUSLY COMBUST!
Oh s*it. I'm cooking too. I burst out and take the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 23, 2010, 03:40:02
I grab the orb from SingingSurger.

Then I head to the local Kareoke bar and set the orb as the prise for the competition.

Then I go to research what it is the orb does.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Shawnachu on February 23, 2010, 04:50:11
While you are poring over volumes of forgotten lore, I turn into a raven and quote scripture at you. You start yelling at me, eventually go insane, and shoot yourself. I then steal the orb because it is shiny.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on February 23, 2010, 15:34:47
 8D My game is so cool.
I run to Shawnachu and say "Long time no see!"
"Have I ever met you?"
"No..."
I swipe the orb and run off with my arms above my head flapping around like a madman.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 24, 2010, 07:05:27
I run to Shawnachu and say "Long time no see!"
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

Anyway, I point you out to a conveniently placed police officer. While he is talking to you, I snatch the orb and hide it in a prison cell.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on March 21, 2010, 00:31:57
BUMP.

I punch the officer and go to prison. I find the orb tucked in the bed. I take it and sleep.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on March 27, 2010, 17:14:05
I steel tee orp, ant tayk id tew mai ultemaet kawstel ov dewm.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Yukabacera on April 05, 2010, 22:57:22
I infiltrate the kawstel of dewm, and bash in SF's head with a book called Grammar Adapted to the Hardest of Heads v2.0 = Now with more pain when you hit someone, steal the orb and hide it in the beacon of a remote lighthouse on an island somewhere in the Atlantic ocean.

=|=
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: pumpkin on April 06, 2010, 20:49:48
I sail to said remote island on my pumpkin shaped boat, steal the orb, and unfortunately for me, the light goes out.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on May 09, 2010, 00:01:57
BUMP to the EXTREME max! -maxmaxmaxmax-

I take advantage of the light going out and -whisper-! I got the orb!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on May 09, 2010, 07:54:20
I knock you off a cliff (?) and steal the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on May 09, 2010, 15:05:38
The cliff gets mad that you threw SingingSurger off it, so it jumps in the air and does a somersault and then lands on top of you.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 09, 2010, 17:50:59
I take the orb from Straightflame's hand, which then curls itself under the cliff (a la Wizard of OZ)

Then I go and jump over the rainbow.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on May 09, 2010, 18:36:21
Paradox!

1: Cliffs can't jump or do somersaults whatsoever.
2: Kaizoman666 didn't steal the orb, and Mochaalatte couldn't steal it according to statement 1.

So, since i'm still the one with the orb (and alive) i flee using my superior advantage-of-environment escaping skills to hide the orb where no one would ever look, in an indestructible locker that opens only when my fingerprint is detected by the handle.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on May 09, 2010, 18:40:59
Can't we just play the game without all this paradox or 'that doesn't count' stuff?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on May 09, 2010, 20:13:25
It doesn't say anywhere that we aren't allowed to do that.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 09, 2010, 21:03:38
I HAS A SOLUTION!

I use my VIP teleport rock to teleport to

user=Straightflame,

Then snatch the orb away and jump through the ceiling using my new found but only around for this particular post ghost powers.

...And then I go jump over the rainbow. AGAIN.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on May 10, 2010, 18:40:11
I awaited you on the other side of the rainbow, and i snatch the orb and eat it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: pumpkin on May 10, 2010, 19:27:04
But I, being as sneaky as humanly possible, sneak up from under you and send a worm into your innards to retrieve the orb. Who wants it now?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on May 11, 2010, 01:55:35
It doesn't say anywhere that we aren't allowed to do that.
No, but it's kinda lame.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on May 11, 2010, 07:43:03
But I, being as sneaky as humanly possible, sneak up from under you and send a worm into your innards to retrieve the orb. Who wants it now?
Meee! Meeeeee! *obtained Orb* *ran to 4chan and hid the orb there, knowing that no one who has brains will ever go to 4chan*
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TrogdorRunner on May 11, 2010, 17:43:26
Duh, me love 4chan. :crazy: I take the orb from 4chan and shove it inside my brain which is lying on the floor in some shady alleyway for no raisin.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Yukabacera on May 11, 2010, 23:11:50
I pick up the fantastic cerebellum and dissect it so I can see the Secret. The Secret being how to go to 4chan and actually get out with your sanity, partial vision and no olfactory sense. While dissecting it, I find the orb, and put it in a crate labelled ONE WAY TO SINGAPORE, and, in fine print under that, TTI LLC,,. IS NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR PACKAGE. A van comes by and picks up the crate, taking it to the airport.

=|=
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 14, 2010, 21:15:35
How to stop a truck on a one way trip to singapore?
*heads to singapore to await arrival of orb via jetpack*
What better way to defeat a 1 way flight, than to be at its destination?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on May 15, 2010, 15:08:38
I steal the orb and hide it in Robloxia (http://www.roblox.com)... again...
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on June 05, 2010, 21:38:29
i easily catch the orb in robloxia and i give it to some random man because it was useless.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on June 06, 2010, 07:04:13
I point out that Robloxia is pretty much infinite, and that i hid the orb inside one of  those 'Free bricks' near some guy's house. The (in)logic(al stuff) makes the orb teleport back there.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 06, 2010, 13:38:27
I point out that Robloxia is pretty much infinite, and that i hid the orb inside one of  those 'Free bricks' near some guy's house. The (in)logic(al stuff) makes the orb teleport back there.
Don't teleport the orb, its just stupid. -_-'

I Google the orb, and find it in a certain guy's free bricks (I then squash you with said bricks). I then shut off my internet so no one can reach me. :awsum:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on June 06, 2010, 20:14:19
What you didn't realize is that once you shut off your internet, you can't carry the orb with you anymore. I take that orb, and give it to the next poster because i'm not in the mood for hiding it in my awesome base again.

Also, i don't think the version of Google you use (http://www.cyberschijt.nl/funpics/computer/144.jpg) can give you the results so fast i couldn't take the orb out there, dig a hole that leads to the center of the Earth and hide it in that hole before you receieve the search results. But myeh, details.

Aaaaaaaaand...
Don't teleport the orb, its just stupid. -_-'
I kill you for making up rules and accusing me of breaking the rule that doesn't exist. For revival, send a note saying ''StraightFlame is awesome, resistance is futile, all your orbs are belong to him'' to StraightFlame. Please allow four to six weeks for results (yes, your immortality is ancient, too).
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on June 06, 2010, 20:30:40
I head on over to the Journey to the Center of the Earth ride at Tokyo Disneyland. After battling with a ferocious Lava Worm, I snatch the orb and head over to the Tower of Terror's elaborately maze-like queue and hide myself in the depths of it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on June 06, 2010, 20:40:25
Um... That's not the orb. But whatever. I promised to give the orb to you, so...
(http://www.thedevhome.net/forums/images/smilies/AA/bubble-takethat.gif)
StraightFlame orbface'd MochaaLatte.
Respawn in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on June 26, 2010, 07:26:37
I respawn, the orb respawning conveniently in my hands. I then make several thousand clones of myself, then get an orb specialist to liquify the orb, and inject it into my very own bloodstream.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on June 26, 2010, 08:30:46
*cue StraightFlame*
StraightFlame says:
"No! You can't destroy my orb, so it automatically respawns in my hands."

Just kidding. :P

I obliterate you and every single on of your clones and force the orb specialist to tell me how to remove the orb pieces from all the gore 'n blood. Then, I take the melted orb and pour it into the next poster's ear. The orb magically re-orbifies inside his/her head, destroying his/her brain.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 26, 2010, 15:48:33
Luckily, I don't have a brain, so I just run away to the far corners of the internet, where no one would dare come out of fear of seeing what they can not unsee.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on June 27, 2010, 06:11:25
I give myself rigorous interwebz training, and after months of selective exposure to mentally hazardous images and literature, explore far and wide to the very depths of the internet, find you, and use my prior experiences to say things you wouldn't dare speak of again. You log off, leaving the orb there for anyone to take. Me being the only person there, I take it, and build a fort made out of proxy and firewall, albeit the proxywall is weak and can easily be destroyed by a 3-year-old.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on June 29, 2010, 03:58:26
Am back.

I go bax in time to the first post.

I take an orb off of a shrine and pocket it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on June 29, 2010, 07:23:44
Going back in time makes you spontaneously combust (which makes sense) and since you're the only one who isn't immortal, you will not respawn. And if you somehow respawn, you'll spawn into a brick wall unable to do anything. No, not even teleporting. Also, i do the same thing as sk76 (cloning myself, liquifying the orb and injecting it into my very own bloodstream) But since SingingSux0r went so much back in time that the explosion killed a few animals making orb specialists cease to exist.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on July 01, 2010, 06:06:40
I respawn. Am in wall D;
I sprout wings again and the brick wall shatters. I use my godly powers to condense SF into an orb, good job SF, you're an orb! (J3s you really aRE AN ORB) I pick of SF and run off.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Evil on July 01, 2010, 07:04:56
but you tripped


so I ate the ball
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 01, 2010, 10:02:50
BUT your gag reflex made you cough it up before you could swallow it and it lands in my hands.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 01, 2010, 11:52:23
I jump into a black hole. No, i don't have to take the orb with me to another dimension, because i AM the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: bulbapuck on July 01, 2010, 13:35:11
I turn the black hole inside out creating a white hole, which spits the orb out and a dog eats it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 02, 2010, 03:12:22
OH SNAP I HAVE THE ORB:
Spoiler: TL;DR Version (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Short version (click to show/hide)

I can't believe how much I typed. I typed one sentence where I called it over and then... BAM! Story. :shocked:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 02, 2010, 13:23:58
The orb hops out of your inventory and hides somewhere far away. Only the orb knows where he hides.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on July 02, 2010, 15:26:06
I use a sattelite to get the orb, and go into ANOTHER DIMENSION IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, and hide the orb in a place where i could only go.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 02, 2010, 19:56:29
Unfortunately, the orb just hops out, hides in your pocket (when you leave your dimension) and then, it climbs out, gets back to its own dimension, and flees from everybody under any circumstances. It's good to be an orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on July 03, 2010, 19:52:39
Unfortunately, the orb just hops out, hides in your pocket (when you leave your dimension) and then, it climbs out, gets back to its own dimension, and flees from everybody under any circumstances. It's good to be an orb.
WRONG!
1:The orb cannot jump out, 'cuz it's hidden in my inventory, and NOTHING can jump out from my inventory.
2:I did not leave ANOTHER DIMENSION IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, because i have got EVERYTHING in there, and i don't want to leave. (unless someone steals my orb)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 03, 2010, 22:09:00
(http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2008/07/pw-objection.gif)
The witness's testimony is completely bogus! Every single word in it contradicts this game's rules that imply you can't claim you still have the orb! Therefore, i'm still in this dimension.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 03:23:22
While StraightFlame is busy objecting, I steal the orb from him, fully knowing the consequences I risk from my actions, but decide that that's irrelevant because omg now I have the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 04, 2010, 03:54:21
I steal the orb from victor12 and hide it in a nuclear wasteland that is rigged with atom bombs! :D
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 04, 2010, 04:53:18
i disarm all the atom bombs with my Explosives (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Explosives) skill level of OVER 9000, find the orb, and hide it inside a dragon stomach.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 08:33:37
I get out of the dragon, taking that route. Then i run (roll) to the observation thingy on the top floor of the Atomium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomium), shrink down to the size of a marble divided by ten, and hide in one of the telescopes. The telescopes, however, have LED screens that provide information/history of the place you're viewing, and the orb isn't included, so you won't notice in which telescope i am. But still, atleast you learn everything about Manneken Pis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis).

Also, sk76 you can't steal the orb from me, because i am the orb. If you don't believe me...
good job SF, you're an orb! (J3s you really aRE AN ORB)
But yeah, just so you know... You still had the orb, no matter what.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 15:08:37
Also, sk76 you can't steal the orb from me, because i am the orb. If you don't believe me...
good job SF, you're an orb! (J3s you really aRE AN ORB)
But yeah, just so you know... You still had the orb, no matter what.

Oh, right... well in that case, I buy the Atomium for some amount of currency. I get a shrink-ray that has both 'shrink' and 'grow' settings on it. I then bring the Atomuim out into an uncrowded field. I use the shrink-ray to make the it grow; the orb also grows inside of it. I search the giant structure until I find the orb and put it in my zipper pocket which I then zip up.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 15:28:54
I jump out of the size x20 Atomium while sk76 searches one of the telescopes, and i go hide in the restaurant upstairs (to be more precisely: In someone's lunch) without anyone knowing it.

Edit: Also,
I buy the Atomium for some amount of currency.
Do you mean marzillions of Euros (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euros)? Well, the entry was just €9 or something a person. But what the hey, it's YOUR wasted money.

...well, i suppose you can raise the entry price by a few euros or USD or something.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 16:19:38
I decide that I need some help finding the orb, there's just way too much telescope to search through by hand. I contact the orb specialist (back on page 17) and ask him if I can borrow one of his orb radars. After getting the radar, I'm lead away from the field, and end up finding a small box of almost-but-not-quite-finished-being-eaten stir-fry on a table in a Chinese take-out restaurant. Nobody is at the table. I grab the box and hastily make my way out of the restaurant before I start to look suspicious.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 17:25:06
...a Chinese restaurant on the top floor of a Belgian monument that is pretty much all the culture Belgium has... Does that even make sense?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 04, 2010, 17:51:32
My army of Ninjaz spots you coming out of the restaurant and temporarily disables you by blocking your chi channels. Then they give the orb a one-way ticket to Hawaii and hope he has a relaxing vacation away from being captured all the time.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 18:03:02
I call the airline and warn them that there's a ball-shaped explosive on board that will detonate the moment the plane is in the air and that I, and only I, can disarm it. For some reason or another, they actually believe me. They remove the orb and give it to mme so that I can "disarm it".
--
@StraightFlame: Wait, do you mean that I meant the restaurant was on top of the Atomium? 'Cause that's not where it's at:
After getting the radar, I'm lead away from the field
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on July 04, 2010, 19:15:13
When sk76 talks to the airline, i just steal the orb and put it in the sun, so you will be a fried human before you even get close to it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 19:35:57
The chemistry of the orb causes it to repel heat, and since the orb alone is not strong enough to move the sun, it simply gets shot back to earth. It lands near me. I put on a thick pair of gloves because it's so hot that it'll melt my skin off if I don't.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 19:40:16
Wait, do you mean that I meant the restaurant was on top of the Atomium? 'Cause that's not where it's at.
I meant it. There actually is a restaurant on the top floor of the top... uh... ''floor'' and that's where i hid after the telescope thingy. It's true i've never been on the top floor, but myeh, a Chinese restaurant?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 21:56:39
Not just any old Chinese restaurant--a traveling Chinese restaurant! They were gonna be there for a week and then...go somewhere else? :/ [/idk]
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 04, 2010, 22:13:47
Back to the topic: I steal the orb and put it in the Vending Machine X)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 22:23:50
GASP! You FIEND! ...Luckily, I have a spare orb: :w7: And I just somehow transferred SF's soul into it.
Side note: That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 23:00:19
That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.[/size]
[/quote]I already knew that. But hey, it's better than purple and pink! (well, my next corrupt-a-wish wish will be to be mint green and white)

Anyways, i give everyone a 1/500 scale model of the Atomium (even though i have no limbs) and then suddenly yell ''Time Check: The time is 2:30'' and roll a bit away, and then check everybody's reaction on the Time Check, knowing that no one knows what it means.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 23:33:44
Primitive instincts tell me to devour the orb (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg41907#msg41907) and run far, far away (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg41969#msg41969).
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on July 05, 2010, 16:07:18
Quote from: bumperpower64
VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.
I run with these running shoes and steal the orb from sk76.
OH EM GEE I HAVE THE ORB
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 05, 2010, 17:28:22
I hop out of your pocket/basket/whatever and point out that i am a fake orb. My soul logically C) goes back to the orb in that vending machine.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 05, 2010, 17:50:41
I use a atom bomb to blow open the machine and steal the orb and put it in my laboratory where I make a clone and put SF in it!!!  :shocked:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on July 05, 2010, 20:09:00
From now on, every post that has fake orbs will be SKIPPED!
I hop out of your pocket/basket/whatever and point out that i am a fake orb. My soul logically C) goes back to the orb in that vending machine.
I use a atom bomb to blow open the machine and steal the orb and put it in my laboratory where I make a clone and put SF in it!!!  :shocked:
skipped both.
OH EM GEE I STILL HAVE THE ORB  :shocked:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 05, 2010, 21:44:34
GASP! You FIEND! ...Luckily, I have a spare orb: :w7: And I just somehow transferred SF's soul into it.
Side note: That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.
That's right, StraightFlame, you're pink! PINK! And also purple.[/size]
I already knew that. But hey, it's better than purple and pink! (well, my next corrupt-a-wish wish will be to be mint green and white)

Anyways, i give everyone a 1/500 scale model of the Atomium (even though i have no limbs) and then suddenly yell ''Time Check: The time is 2:30'' and roll a bit away, and then check everybody's reaction on the Time Check, knowing that no one knows what it means.
[/quote]
Quote from: bumperpower64
VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.
I run with these running shoes and steal the orb from sk76.
OH EM GEE I HAVE THE ORB
Quote from: bumperpower64
VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.
I run with these running shoes and steal the orb from sk76.
OH EM GEE I HAVE THE ORB
Skipped those too, because that was a fake orb all along. I'm still in the vending machine.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: victor12 on July 05, 2010, 22:41:17
Welcome to Vending machine,victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC: Drop in a  :) face.
VC: Await result...
VC: Recieve orb.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!
OH EM GEE I STILL HAVE THE ORB  :shocked:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 06, 2010, 00:12:04
I steal the orb and and FORCE MYSELF INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  XD Oh...Wait... If SF is in there, then a SECOND ORB comes into existence to hold him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nuts:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 09:17:47
I go to the bathroom to do the opposite of eating, then flush. Good luck coming back to the orb capturing again.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 06, 2010, 18:09:58
The orb is too large for the pipes, and, consequentially, makes them implode into a geyser of somehow clean water. The water washes the..erm.. reverse eating off the orb. I then snatch the orb using my Hi-Jump boots and hand it to my alter ego.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 19:10:00
I stop time (Forevah) and keep on living since no one tries to kidnap me anymore.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 06, 2010, 19:47:33
Luckly for me, im covered in those sparkles from Braid that makes objects not being affected by time powers. I gently grab the orb since nobody its willing to stop me.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 19:57:35
I escape, undo what cannot be undone, and yell 'SingingSurger has the orb!'. Everybody starts doing the most inappropriate things to SingingSurger, not knowing that he... uh, i mean she (since a few seconds*) doesn't have the orb.

*With that i mean the fact that SingingSurger is a girl.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 07, 2010, 17:33:55
I use SuperSpeed shoes to run after SF and grab the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 07, 2010, 18:38:47
I escape, use my 'Infinite Effect' and 'Complete Control' cheats (which cannot be undone) on a nearby Dash Pepper (http://www.mariowiki.com/Dash_Pepper), eat the Pepper, and run away. Good luck catching me!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 09, 2010, 01:04:25
I disable the cheats using MY FINGER and grab the orb.








http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 09, 2010, 02:09:35
http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png
*Facepalm*
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 09, 2010, 11:22:27
In case someone wants to know, with http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png he actually meant:

(http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png) (http://internetometer.com/give/14080)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 09, 2010, 15:49:44
He knows, but it happens to be in the post and not in the signature.


ANYway...
I disable the cheats using MY FINGER and grab the orb.
I hire a ninja mercenary guy to cut off your hands. Then he gives me the orb, and I pay him in Twinkies.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 09, 2010, 19:25:53
I grab the orb back and hop in a X-M1 supersonic airplane that goes MACH 6.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 10, 2010, 20:24:08
I say this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgURKiuysq0) to TheDarkOne. He has a headache and i escape.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 14, 2010, 19:50:20
I recover and snatch it, then realize it's doomed to be captured forever and  :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa: smash it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 14, 2010, 19:59:54
While SS its busy droping acid into TheDarkOne face. I take StraightFlame essence away from the orb and put it on a toaster. and then rebuild the orb and hide it inside a YELLOW CAR!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 15, 2010, 00:26:41
I, as a spirit, go in the orb and crawl off.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 15, 2010, 01:05:08
I chase after TheDarkOrb and lock it in a jewelery box.

(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/94aeb5eee9.png)

BTW, you're PINK and purple now. This is the same orb from page 19. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg42426#msg42426)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 15, 2010, 11:01:41
I point out that, since it is the same orb from page 19, it is a fake (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg42467#msg42467). Being put on a toaster, it is possible for me to walk away and then locate, repair, and climb into the real orb, which i do. I then eat an infinite supply of Dash Peppers (from SMG2), each of them with two whole bottles of Dash Pepper juice poured on them, and then go to into a black hole (which then disappears) at the speed of light. Good luck finding me in another universe, when there's no way to go to it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 15, 2010, 19:56:51
BUT! that universe is a fake! it collapses on you and I crawl in and grab the orb. Because i am so smart, I manage to turn half of me into the orb and half into cheese!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 15, 2010, 20:14:33
There is no universe in 'existence' that is a fake. Your logic collapses on you and the other half of you goes in the cheese, too. Then, i get someone to eat the cheese.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 15, 2010, 20:46:34
While StraightFlame is off getting someone, I walk into the room and find the cheese. I split it in half and the orb falls out. Picking it up, StraightFlame runs back into the room with a rather badly drawn JPEG called Sweet Bro. Using the power of the orb, I shout out, "CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!etc.etc.etc.!" and warp off to Who-knows-where in Who-knows-where land.


...Lolwut?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 15, 2010, 21:49:46
I point out that he actually meant a secret area that you will automatically teleport to if you drink from a rather disturbing-to-drink-from fountain in Belgium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis) (nobody would be crazy enough to drink from it, that's why only kaizoman666 knows that there's a secret area connected to it). Your cover is blown, kaizoman666, so good luck protecting me now.

...and as if that all weren't enough, i escape from the secret area just in time, and then find a random typewriter on which i write the text ''Nifflas, LPChip and Miss Paula, make kaizoman666 go kablaula''. A giant typewriter falls out of the sky and crushes kaizoman666. (Find the reference, get a :hiddenstar:)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 16, 2010, 00:57:29
A giant typewriter falls out of the sky and crushes kaizoman666. (Find the reference, get a :hiddenstar:)
Is it a reference to Mario Teaches Typing 2?
If you don't know, at the end, a giant typewriter falls from the sky and destroys Bowser's castle.

Anyway...

Using cartoon-style logic, I have simply broken a hole in the typewriter and am perfectly all right. Using the power of Grayskull (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ByThePowerOfGrayskull?from=Main.ByThePowerOfGreyskull), the typewriter explodes into three pieces (which Mario and Luigi run off to collect for some reason). On their way to collect them, they mistake you for an enemy and beat you up. Then I grab the orb and run off to World -1. BUT, this is not the World -1 you know on the NES's Super Mario Bros. Rather, this one is from ANOTHER system (kinda). However, it is the same game.



...Figure out what I'm talking about on your own. Its not too hard.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 16, 2010, 02:36:51
It turns out that the OTHER system that kaizoman was talking about was a DS. (http://davidmaxey.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/new-super-mario-bros-cheats-ds-2.jpg) I use an ActionReplay's item code to obtain the orb. (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/4c396081c0.png) I save, then smash the game cart, trapping the orb in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 16, 2010, 04:01:05
It turns out that the OTHER system that kaizoman was talking about was a DS. (http://davidmaxey.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/new-super-mario-bros-cheats-ds-2.jpg)
Actually, no. It was the Famicon's (Japanese SNES) SMB1 that I was talking about. It's World -1 is a lot different, and you can complete the entire game by playing through it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 16, 2010, 04:29:11
It turns out that the OTHER system that kaizoman was talking about was a DS. (http://davidmaxey.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/new-super-mario-bros-cheats-ds-2.jpg)
Actually, no. It was the Famicon's (Japanese SNES) SMB1 that I was talking about. It's World -1 is a lot different, and you can complete the entire game by playing through it.
FFFFFFFF! You weren't supposed to say anything! :sigh:

Oh, well...
It turns out that the OTHER system that kaizoman was talking about was a DS. (http://davidmaxey.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/new-super-mario-bros-cheats-ds-2.jpg) I use an ActionReplay's item code to obtain the orb. (http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/4c396081c0.png) I save, then smash the game cart, trapping the orb in the Mushroom Kingdom.

:sad:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 16, 2010, 08:41:27
A giant typewriter falls out of the sky and crushes kaizoman666. (Find the reference, get a :hiddenstar:)
Is it a reference to Mario Teaches Typing 2?
If you don't know, at the end, a giant typewriter falls from the sky and destroys Bowser's castle.
Also, the magic words i typed are loosely based off of MTT2's ''Koopa Troopa Paratroopa Bowser's castle go kablooka'' which Mario can't type BTW:
Quote from: Mario in MTT2
Koooppa tTrupa pparraaTroopaa Bbow

Congrendulates! kaizoman666 has :hiddenstar:!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on July 18, 2010, 08:27:55
I slap the crap out of the previous 3 pages.
I take a skittle and clone it several times. Like a lot. I give 3 skittles to everyone playing, and then I give myself four. I make people argue over the last skittle until everyone dies. I pick up the orb and freeze it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 18, 2010, 10:07:44
I have unfinished business... my spirit rises and haunts the orb. I now possess the orb, both the ghostly sort of way and the "I have this item" sort of way.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 10:30:10
I try to roll, however in a stupid way (being frozen and all). I iz no longer possessed in the i-have-this way! I then eat some Blimp Fruit (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blimp_Fruit) and float to a... Crud! I ran out of Blimp... power... something!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: PaniniSandwich on July 18, 2010, 13:33:19
I try to troll, however in a stupid way (being frozen and all). I can't troll!  I then eat some Blimp Fruit (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blimp_Fruit) and float to a... Crud! I ran out of Blimp... power... something!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 21:14:10
May i ask why you altered the quote?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 18, 2010, 22:02:57
However, MY spirit has been haunting the orb already as I have been waiting longer and so I AM THE ORB!

I roll off and put an anti-ghost shield on so no-one can posses else can it!!!!!!!!!! XD
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 22:33:49
However, MY spirit has been haunting the orb already as I have been waiting longer and so I AM THE ORB!
May i direct your attention to the first post that mentioned someone being an orb?
SF, you're an orb! (J3s you really aRE AN ORB)
I once was, still am, and forever will be the orb. You have failed. And if you still claim to be the orb, then where's your proof?
(TheDarkOne - Penalty (http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Penalty) risk: 20 - Health bar: 100)
I am the orb again! AND i has all barriers TDO has placed on me!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 19, 2010, 02:04:11
I snatch you and hide in the Land of the Foam!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on July 19, 2010, 11:40:27
I take out a hairdryer and blow away all the foam. I take the orb away in a rude and vulgar fashion that involves therapists.
I run away with my orb that is covered in a strange goo.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 12:33:25
The orb explodes in your face, and respawns somewhere else.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 19, 2010, 19:59:57
Since I possessed the orb before, I'm bound to it by... the rules of... ghostliness? Yeah, those.
I'm pulled toward the orb, but the shield repels me. I am helpless against the magnet-like forces of my own spiritual gravity and the shield, and am stuck in a perpetual 360-degree orbit around the orb. :ohnoes:
I try to dematerialize myself and see if I can get far away enough from the orb for the Rules of Ghost Society to not apply to me and the orb. I respawn myself in Antarctica. It worked! But... I'm still on the orb... how'd it get here?
...My powers affect the orb! I can't actually get the orb, but I can try to keep everybody else from getting to it.

To summarize, I'm bound to the orb, but can't touch it. I'm in Antarctica. I can move the orb and do stuff, but the orb can still roll around and whatnot. Like a two-headed snake.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 19, 2010, 20:23:52
I use my private jet (that i pilot) to get to Antarctica, grab SKFlameOrb and put it inside an oil platform of a nearly archipielago (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_Islands)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 19, 2010, 21:29:27
I use my powers to go somewhere else. I respawn--on the oil platform. Wait, WHAT?
Crap. I gotta recharge or something, I don't know. Man...
I try moving the orb instead. Success! The orb rolls almost weightlessly. I roll until the orb falls into the ocean. It sinks, albeit rather slowly. About an hour later, a sunfish (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aRknaJ8wci8/S4CF8rDeWrI/AAAAAAAACI0/Dz-GRQCUczk/s400/sunfish2.jpg) eats it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 21:55:58
I use my spherical powers to turn the sunfish into a... uh... Giant... space...

I turn the sunfish into a giant Furdragon from outer space, so that you can search every sunfish in the world, and not find the orb. The Furdragon then somehow vanishes, taking the orb with it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 19, 2010, 23:43:42
I grab the Furdragon before it vanishes and grab the orb. But! I am also a ghost, so I am bound like sk76. I float awhile and then push it into the volcano from Lord of the Rings, taking me and sk76 with it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 03:47:42
I am also a ghost, so I am bound like sk76.
When did you become a ghost? Not that I'm denying your being one, or anything.

I'm recharged! I have a telepathic chat with the Council of Ghosts or something. I don't know what they're actually called, I'm new to all this ghost stuff. I ask about the rules of possessing stuff, and if there even are rules for possessing stuff. They say more than one person can (or at least try to) possess it, even if they aren't technically possessing it for some reason or another.
That didn't take much energy. I have just enough left to float the orb to Saturn. SKFlameOne is now embedded amongst the many rocks and ice chunks that make up Saturn's rings.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 04:06:33
According to those rules, I can posses (some)of it too! I do and push it to the Underworld.  Then the SKFlameOne gets guarded by a three-headed dog and some ghosts.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 04:47:21
So we're in the Underworld of Saturn? :P2

There's nothing to do around here... I start to roll the orb around, just because. Someone's gotta try to get us.
And now we wait. Or at least I do.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 20, 2010, 05:10:24
I am also a ghost, so I am bound like sk76.
When did you become a ghost? Not that I'm denying your being one, or anything.
Quote from: Me!
While Singing Surger its busy droping acid into TheDarkOne face. I take StraightFlame essence away from the orb and put it on a toaster. and then rebuild the orb and hide it inside a YELLOW CAR!
It was implied that TDO died from the acid.

1.I use my private shuttle (that ALSO i pilot) to get to saturn.
2.I get into the underworld.
3.I trow a sleep gas granade near cerberus.
4.I grab SKFlameOne and get out of uderworld.
5.I sell the orb in the alien black market. (I mean who doesn't want an orb that generates Purple Aura and Ghost Aura at the same time?)
6.???
7.PROFIT
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 05:51:17
I attempt to possess the alien who's about to buy the orb--but then I remember that I ran out of energy.

SK
[||----------] 2/12
TDO
[||----------] 2/12

I try to roll the orb, but the alien's hands are all sticky...gross. I continue to struggle, and fall out of its grasp, but there's a trail of slime connected to the orb and its hands. The slime makes the orb slide, and I lose control. It rolls toward a pile of extremely sharp-looking needles (which I have no idea why are kept out in the open and in such high quantities like that), and now we're directly in the middle of a large pile of needles.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 06:23:10
But the orb is hard and does not break! YAY! And so, I roll it towards the alien and bash him, disconnecting the slime! Then I roll to the Earth Mars Base!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 06:42:39
By creating an apparition and a disembodied voice, I trick the Base guards into letting us in. There are 3 aircraft about to take off, and a screen reads:

Terminal 01 - DEPARTED
Terminal 02 - NGC7243
Terminal 03 - EARTH
Terminal 04 - NEPTUNE

I think terminal 2 is going to a star... I didn't think the technology even existed for people to be traveling to stars. Guess I thought wrong.

There are four giant doorways, that from right to left are numbered 1 to 4; all but the first one have the aircraft in them. Their doors are open. Oh no, guards are coming! I want to go into one of the terminals, but I'm... SO tired...

SK
[|-----------] 1/12
TDO
[||||--------] 4/12
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 20, 2010, 06:55:08
I talk to the alien:

Firecat:I am very sorry that happened!
Alien:♣◙↑¶♀ ☼♪↓▲!
Firecat:Dont worry, i will get that orb even if its the last thing i do. Just don't cancel the offer.
Alien:▼→♂◘○... 9_9.

After that i:
1.Head to the Mars Base
2.Trow another sleep gas granade near the guards.
3.Go to grab SKFlameOne but then...

Firecat Action Points:
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 1/12

Noooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 07:22:47
YES! I muster up my newly restored GP(Ghost Points) and attempt to roll into Terminal 04, which would lead to Neptune, but in a rush, I accidentally roll into Terminal 03. The door shuts behind me. Darn. To Earth we go!

SK
[|||---------] 3/12 -> 1/12
TDO
[||||||------] 6/12

Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 08:51:00
I hop around uncontrollably, shaking all unnecessary Ghost Aura off me. I'm free! Then i make some kinda shield, and... myeh, nobody can move the orb anymore if he/she doesn't really 'exist'.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 20, 2010, 09:07:41
Seeing the rocket of terminal 03 being launched  to earth. I:

1.Hop in my private shuttle.
2.Chase the rocket.
3.Tractor beam it inside of my shuttle.
4.Grab the orb.

Firecat Action Points:
█▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 5>1/12

Now where is my jet (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Jet#Fallout_3) when i need it...
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 09:32:30
I buildificate... Cake-giver Bot which has poison'd cake! I give you a hammer, a well-built disguise, smoke pellets, some kinda useless card, and a big book to defend yourself.

...also, i (the orb) hide in a small red box. And you can fight Cake-giver Bot which has poison'd cake here (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001990).
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 16:48:55
if what you say is true, then YOU don't exist, SF! Anyway, I roll the orb at the controls and fly it to Alpha Centauri. You know, the nearest star.

Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 16:53:53
if what you say is true, then YOU don't exist, SF!
What do you mean with that?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 20, 2010, 19:33:07
First, i tink why my shuttle resembles a kitchen, then i:

1.Trow the smoke pellets.
2.Smash it with the big book.(I can do this without having to grab things to my sylladex, because i dont have one)
3.Trow the orb away from the controls.
4.Pilot back to the alien black market.

Firecat Action Points:
█▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ 5>1/12
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 20:29:50
You didn't even use the hammer!

Excellent! (this post will be edited wheni find a suitable picture)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 00:56:17
But I roll the orb away from where you put it, firecat, before you can land and smash a window, allowing me (The SKFlameOne)to be sucked out into space. Catch me if you can!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 08:00:23
Nobody can move the orb anymore if he/she doesn't really 'exist'.
Firecat still has the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 16:43:13
@SF: How come? We were able to with no trouble.

Alright, FC has the orb. But I quickly hypnotize a human to grab the orb and haul it to a spacecraft that takes off at 99999 MPH. Again:Catch me if you can!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 17:39:36
I jump out of the spacecraft. Again: Catch me if you can!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 22, 2010, 01:33:16
I overcome SF and steer it away, but he comes back and soon the orb is being catapulted every which way, eventually coming to rest in a black hole that explodes, sending the orb hurtling to a random place in the universe!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 29, 2010, 21:06:51
Sorry for doubleposting, but is this dead?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 21:28:58
@TheDarkOne: I was about to post here. But myeh, the fact that i am already hidden in a random place prevents me from doing that.

@SingingSurger: I assumed that my new objective as the orb was to stay out of anyone's possession for as long as i can, but am i really supposed to do that?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on July 29, 2010, 21:52:54
First, i destroy my AP meter that its useless. then i put the orb signal in my supah-GPS and travel to that point in the universe, grab the orb. and then hide it in my hideout somewhere in another galaxy.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 31, 2010, 19:49:36
I posses you to throw the orb out and into (YES) a CHROME CHEEZ!!!!! :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa:
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on August 01, 2010, 21:41:59
@SingingSurger: I assumed that my new objective as the orb was to stay out of anyone's possession for as long as i can, but am i really supposed to do that?

Well, I think you should try to hide and all, but not make it way, way to hard for anybody to think of a way to get you again. I hadn't posted here for a while because I really couldn't think of anything to do next...

I posses you to throw the orb out and into (YES) a CHROME CHEEZ!!!!! :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa:

:huh: ...What?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 02, 2010, 18:02:19
That's exactly what it's supposed to make you do. In case you want to know, I'm replying to Firecat.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 04, 2010, 18:16:04
I climb out of the CHROME CHEEZ!!!!! and jump into a black hole.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on August 04, 2010, 18:41:01
I jump into a black hole.
Well then, because i...

have...

a...

WORMHOLE KEY! (http://spore.wikia.com/wiki/Wormhole_Key)

So i chase you trough the wormhole and tractorbeam you for the third time. then i get back to that alien in the black market.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: sk76 on August 05, 2010, 12:00:16
But before you get there, I attempt to communicate with the alien. They have superior senses to that of humans, and he/she/it/whatever notices me. I tell it that the orb is a fake.

It doesn't seem to care. I say that I was sent to say the deal is off.

Nothing.
It seems irritated (probably because I keep trying to tell it stuff even though it doesn't know me). It walks off somewhere, probably to get away from me. This is a huge alien black market; good luck finding him again.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 06, 2010, 02:58:17
@SF: but this means WE can move it to, therefore rendering your earlier post and your brain to mush!  XD

Because of this, I crawl off into the confusing maze of alien pipes known as the Sewerz.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 11, 2010, 19:01:48
@SF: but this means WE can move it to, therefore rendering your earlier post and your brain to mush!  XD
Just so i can yell 'Objection' at you, what exactly means you can move it too?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 14, 2010, 05:53:29
You said in a earlier post that because we're ghosts, we didn't really exist. BUT then you were a ghost and moved the orb, therefore rendering your post to mush.  :/

Meh.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 14, 2010, 09:56:30
When was that?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 14, 2010, 19:11:54
I hop around uncontrollably, shaking all unnecessary Ghost Aura off me. I'm free! Then i make some kinda shield, and... myeh, nobody can move the orb anymore if he/she doesn't really 'exist'.

You see what I mean?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 14, 2010, 19:31:34
(http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-%28ani%29holdit.gif)
Actually, no.

1. I'm an orb, not a ghost.
2. I kinda wanted to know when i moved it as a ghost.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 16, 2010, 01:34:32
I don't think either of us actually get what the other is talking about, so let's just drop it and say ghosts can move it if they posses it, okay?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on August 16, 2010, 06:44:15
I solve the problem my ka-snatching the orb away and staging it in my diamond chamber.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Evil on August 16, 2010, 12:20:25
I use my telekinetic abilites to summon cats from outerspace causing a massive outbreak in power, which then the army of jellyfishes are carefully trained spies from the cat eyed nebula, have give the cats magical technology that is better than them getting the orb while destroying you in process :)

I use the orb as a disco ball :)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 16, 2010, 19:47:02
I awake in a storage that Evil put me in, and realize that the "disco orb" is actually hanging by some cheap thread, and so I rock it back and forth so it falls down, where I can roll it away to the Nifflas World of Text (http://yourworldoftext.com/nifflas/) where it is protected by gigantic ASCII WaDF orrbs!



                                                                                     ...Nothing too complex, right?  :D
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 16, 2010, 21:05:34
I teleport to the Nifforum World of Text (http://yourworldoftext.com/nifforum). Because it is one big void, nobody will ever even try to go there.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Evil on August 17, 2010, 01:51:28
Delicious cakes are stored in the void, and are a delicacy for cats. They bend space and slice space to travel through it :)

They had found the void and ate the cakes.

And took the orb :)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on August 17, 2010, 08:49:12
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But then I stop because of the character limit.
I still get the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Evil on August 17, 2010, 10:57:45
I cast the spell: tl;dr

And I obtained the orb :D
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 17, 2010, 13:07:51
Sorry for offtopicness, but what's tl;dr?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on August 17, 2010, 18:45:46
Sorry for offtopicness, but what's tl;dr?
Too Long ; Didn't Read

Anyways

I stop eating cakes and shot down evil with a lazer rifle. And then i grab the orb and hide it in the area past the speedrun of Claymore.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 17, 2010, 20:55:30
I make Saira beat the speed run and I throw the orb in the
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 17, 2010, 21:07:51
Polka-WTF!?
P.S. How are we supposed to know what it is we don't want to know what the planet looks like yet?

Anyways, i die because of the polka-stuff, and respawn on planet... Uh... What planets are there in that game?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 17, 2010, 21:24:01
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on August 19, 2010, 05:29:35
I then call Chuck Norris and he takes the orb and gives it to me.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 19, 2010, 05:50:27
I remind Check Norris that he doesn't have to take orders from you, and he roundhouse kicks you to Pluto. He has no need for the orb so he leaves it behind, at which point I take it and give it to Dr. Cliché for experimental purposes.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on August 19, 2010, 08:08:18
I snatch the orb away from Dr. Cliché before he can do any testing or experimenting with it, thus ruining the plot of WaDF2.
Then I action-jump to world 7.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 19, 2010, 09:51:07
I go to a secret room in the
Spoiler: Secret. May spoil. (click to show/hide)
in FiNCK, and hide between one of those nuke thingies and a cactus thingy.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 21, 2010, 01:30:44
I fortify SF's whatever-it-was with CIV4 UNITS CALLED... ICBM'S!!! (InterContinental Ballistic Missiles)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on August 21, 2010, 03:58:49
I take the orb that I believe I still have to the beach.

We're having an epic time.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 22, 2010, 05:57:36
I roll into the sea.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 22, 2010, 14:51:23
A tsunami (a dark one, at that) appears, and falls onto Mochaalatte. I, in my super-special-awesome helicopter, fly down and collect an orb from Mocha's unconscious body. I climb back into my helicopter, and quickly speed away to my secret base in a galaxy far, far away.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 23, 2010, 13:29:55
You have a  :a1:. The orb you need is  :w7:, which Mochaalatte still has.

@TDO: The heck does a random guy rolling into the sea have to do with this game?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 23, 2010, 16:11:31
You have a  :a1:. The orb you need is  :w7:, which Mochaalatte still has.
My horse is a motorbike (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/4/20/633758071317237740-Myhorseisamotorbikeyourargumentisinvalid.jpg), your argument is invalid. I indeed have the :w7:, the real :w7:, and not some cheesy made up fake orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 23, 2010, 19:21:08
@SF: Remember, there are three guys that are the orb-me, you, and sk76.

Anyways.
I roll of Kaizoman's weird horse-motorbike-thingy and head towards Wal-Mart to buy some orb polish.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on August 23, 2010, 20:50:20
And the shopkeeper of the Orb Polish selling area its *Drum roll*
ME!

"Hello and welcome to Mike Brothers Orb Polishing Corp. Wal-Mart branch. we have a big variety of Orb Poli-"
"Oh wait, Its you. The troubles you caused in the alien black market banned me from there and now i have to work in this stupid shop"
"Might as well trap you somewhere"

I trow you to the orb polish warehouse, close the warehouse with key. Activate the warehouse windows' closing protocol, and activate the Mark III Turret.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on August 23, 2010, 23:51:54
As I regain consciousness, I notice the orb is missing- then I remember. The beach. The waves. The sand. The ice cream. The negatively charged pulse ions.

Armed with my ocean sunfish, I hop on my motorized chain gun. It'll take a few story based sequences leading to the epic conclusion of the story arc, but I'm getting my orb back.

Watch out orb holder, you're goin'dowwwwwnnnnwnwnnwnnn.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 24, 2010, 10:58:29
@SF: Remember, there are three guys that are the orb-me, you, and sk76.
There's only one orb, which means there's only one guy that can be the orb. And i claimed that position before any of you could have done it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 24, 2010, 15:22:54
You guys do realize no one has taken the orb back from me yet?
Also, no one can be the orb, nor be inside the orb. Thats just retarded. -_-'

So, I'm like, chillin down here at the beach, wondering when someone's cowboy pirate ninjas are going to jump out of the ocean and eat my face off.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 25, 2010, 00:55:50
@SF: NO, no, no. sk76 and me are ghosts that are possesing the orb, or at least part of it, and you just have your essence embedded in it.

Anyways. I decide to scream "HELP!" from the warehouse, then remember orbs don't have mouths. Argh.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 25, 2010, 01:06:14
@SF: NO, no, no. sk76 and me are ghosts that are possesing the orb, or at least part of it, and you just have your essence embedded in it.

Isn't that still being in it?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on August 25, 2010, 01:19:18
So, Kazio is like, chilling down there at the beach, when suddenly someone's cowboy pirate ninjas jumps out of the ocean and eat his face off.
Then i grab the orb and...
trow the orb to the orb polish warehouse, Activate the warehouse windows' closing protocol, and activate the Mark III Turret.
Then I enter the warehouse with a machine (Closing the door with key) and say:

"This is the "desessence-inator-o-tron 5000 awesome edition" Which hopefully will trow SF, sk76 and TDO souls out of the orb and into my war machines! MWAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA! *Cough* *Cough* and also put a shield in the orb so nobody tries to posses it again"

Desessencing progress:
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"Oh come on!"

Edit: Offtopic: This thread just has reached OVER FIVE THOUSAND views.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Ultigonio on August 25, 2010, 01:26:52
I generically god-mod the orb so it ends up in my possession.

I also destroy that stupid machine because that noise it makes is really fricken' annoying.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 26, 2010, 01:38:29
"This is the "desessence-inator-o-tron 5000 awesome edition" Which hopefully will trow SF, sk76 and TDO souls out of the orb and into my war machines! MWAHAHHAHHAHHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA! *Cough* *Cough* and also put a shield in the orb so nobody tries to posses it again"

Desessencing progress:
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Thanks for the effort, FC, but luckily my ghost suddenly embeds itself (quite painfully, though) in the orb, forcing 1/3 of it to become my physical manifestation!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 26, 2010, 06:16:26
I call upon the professional exorcist from Above and Below the Waterfall to get everyone the heck out of the orb, at which point I take it and give it to a professional shield creator who hides it under a cardboard box which he proceeds to sit on.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Ultigonio on August 26, 2010, 07:17:32
See, no.  Because he's fat, and he just crushes the box beneath him, and then suddenly he explodes, and so clearly he's not a very good shield creator.


Oh and then I take the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 27, 2010, 11:24:42
Also, no one can be the orb, nor be inside the orb. Thats just retarded. -_-'
Why the heck are you making up rules?

I am the orb. SingingSurger made me the orb. SingingSurger makes up the rules. Therefore, i am the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 27, 2010, 15:38:49
Why the heck are you making up rules?
I wasn't making up rules, I was just suggesting it. I mean, this game would be rather boring if everyone started saying, "I am the orb. Therefore you can not have the orb."

Anyway, I spray Ultigonio in the face with a shaken up soda can, then grab the orb while he's distracted. Then I hire an extortionist to pull StraightFlame's soul out of the orb and send it to the afterlife. Afterwards, I stuff the orb with emty souls so that no one can ever posess it again. And then I run of to Canadadada.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 27, 2010, 18:45:00
My soul does not decide if I am the orb or not. It only decides my personality.

If it weren't against the rules, i would do all caps from now on.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on August 27, 2010, 20:38:35
Quote from: TDO,PP,Ultigonio and SF
A lot of things happening
Meanwhile:

Desessencing progress:
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"Now i wonder why i didn't put a cancel button"

That said i break into Ultigonio's House and
Kick
Him
In
The
FACE

Then i take the orb and hide it in the GREEN EMPEROR WAY WHERE TOWER TOUCHES MIDDAY SUN.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 27, 2010, 21:40:24
That said i break into Ultigonio's House and
Kick
Him
In
The
FACE
Poor Ultigonio. Too bad he didn't even have the orb.
Hint: I still have it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 27, 2010, 21:53:47
"I am the orb. Therefore you can not have the orb."
Actually, it's "You can not be the orb."
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 28, 2010, 00:26:27
Also, why would an exorcist get rid of me? I MADE 1/3 OF THE ORB ME. Therefore, if you try to remove me, then you shatter the orb. (That hurts.) So can we just say that people that are the orb are here to stay?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 28, 2010, 01:11:55
I go to Canadadada and find kaizoman666. I offer him a good deal of money for the orb, which he promptly accepts and walks off a cliff. I then stuff the orb in a Canadadadian toaster, guarded by a rhino with a tommy gun.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 28, 2010, 02:26:00
Woo, long story time.

I survive the fall, as the cliff was only three feet off the ground. I then run over and grab Purple Pineapple, chop him up into pieces and then disguise him as a plant. The rhino walks over and tries to eat PP, thinking its a plant, but due to it's herbivorous diet, it starts throwing up. While he's doing that, I run over and drop a grenade into the Canadadadain toaster, then throw it over at the rhino (and the barfed up PP) and watch the four objects explode. Then, due to the fact that when the orb is destroyed, it respawns in the place where it blew up, it pops up where the shattered toaster is. I pick up the fresh new orb and fly away to NeverEver Land.
Also, that means that TheDarkOne, StraightFlame, and sk76 are no longer in/part of the orb.



Edit: Agh, keep forgetting HTML doesn't work on this forum.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 28, 2010, 04:14:50
Edit: Agh, keep forgetting HTML doesn't work on this forum.

There are forums where you can actually use HTML? :whoa: I gotta go there!

Anywho, I get reborn into a blue kumquat. In my new form, I travel to NeverEver Land and take the orb. Then I throw kaizoman666 into a well and stick a cork in the top.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Ultigonio on August 28, 2010, 08:10:39
Oh man, I always used to have a whole buncha' kumquats everywhere in my back yard.
You know what I'd do with them all?




Squish them.
And so I do the same to Purple, and he is dead, but not really, more like, he is a kumquat, still containing life force of soul and happy, but in pancake kumquat form.
Yeah.
Oh, and I have the orb.  And I run away.  A lot.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 28, 2010, 10:27:27
I teleport to Pinewood Heights. That annoying tiger ball from WaDF am guarding me.

Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 28, 2010, 19:23:34
I rush to the orb and try to get hold of it, only for my ghost-hands to get stuck in the center of the orb! I try to kick it off, but my feet get stuck! I use the whole rest of my body, without success, to find myself in the orb! (No, I'm NOT the orb.) I use momentum and physics to roll the orb about 2 inches, then give up and sit there.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 28, 2010, 20:07:19
Tiger ate you before you could get inside the orb. Now it's a ghost tiger.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 28, 2010, 22:05:56
@Ultigonio: Seriously, this isn't destroy the above poster and then just say "I have the orb." <_<
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on August 29, 2010, 06:08:11
Wow guys, that sure was an exciting plot arc, wasn't it?

It was so great, that it won 3 golden globe awards AND movie of the year! Wow, that sure was amazing!
Since I'm so INCREDIBLY amazing and wealthy now, I use my instant transportation device to teleport you all to my mountain home for a sweet party.

Oh, also, I replaced all the mints with sleeping pills. It's only a matter of time until I can take off with the orb! Muahahahaha!

Wait, you weren't supposed to hear that last part.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on August 29, 2010, 08:02:30
You accidentally also teleported the tiger ball. The annoying one from WaDF. The one that was also guarding me. He decides to eat Mochaalatte and turn into a Mocha Tiger that am Latte. Then it eats everyone else and then it became a Mocha Singing Dark Squishy Purple Fire Tiger that am Latte-Surger-One-Kitten-Pineapple-Cat. For some reason, it doesn't eat kaizoman666.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on August 29, 2010, 10:58:40
Luckily, when the tiger ate me it activated my Turret's protection protocol and shoot at the MSDSPFTtaLSOKPC (AKA Tiger Abomination) ,which reacts to the bullets exploding and freeing us all.

And that its how this episode of Capture The Orb called ''The Tiger,The Doctor and the Orb" ends. Tune in next time for another great episode of Capture The Orb.

Then i grab the orb and hide it inside a rocket going to Arcturus.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 08, 2010, 01:44:07
Um, HELLO! I'M A FREAKING GHOST! YOU CAN'T EAT ME! I'M STILL IN THE ORB!

After making myself clear, I roll a certain way and hit a wall, then just sit there.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on September 08, 2010, 15:29:22
I turn inside out and un-ghostify you. You are now no longer a ghost and/or inside the orb.

Edit: And then the tiger eats you.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 09, 2010, 00:41:19
And HOW exactly do you un-ghostify me? I'M DEAD. YOU CAN'T REVIVE ME.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: kaizoman666 on September 09, 2010, 01:24:17
Easy. First, I prove to you that a ghost can not inhabit an object such as this orb.

Spoiler: Short Rant (click to show/hide)

Then, I hire the Ghost Busters to suck you away from this inanimate object of which you can not possess, and you are locked in a Ghost Containment Cell where you will remain for the rest of your tiny, insignificant life.


...Then I take the orb and run off to meet Major Spoiler (http://www.nearyan.net/system/files/images/WARNING%20-%20Major%20Spoiler!!!.preview.jpg) at the airport.



XD
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: pumpkin on September 10, 2010, 07:10:39
I cover my eyes, wandering blindly through the far reaches of the internet, eventually reaching the orb's hiding place. At least, I think it's the orb. XD
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 12, 2010, 20:39:15
And what about ghosts haunting houses and possessing items? Oh, and I was never possessing it to begin with. I was STUCK INSIDE IT!!!!!

I hope this clears it up.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on September 17, 2010, 23:28:31
I take the orb from Pumpkin and lock it in a safe that only the following people can open:
Nifflas (He can get it out if he decides to get on this thread)
Me.

If anyone else attempts to open it, the universe will slowly consume itself.
And the safe will stay closed.

-Puts on shades-
Deal with it.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 18, 2010, 01:34:54
I place a mind control chip inside SingingSurger's head and make him open the safe and give me the orb. I then lock the orb in an indestructible box and put the key in another indestructible box and put the key to that box in yet another indestructible box. I take the key for that box, which I proceed to stuff inside a pumpkin, inside a coffin, 2 meters under the ground.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on September 18, 2010, 03:47:17
Coffin holding the pumpkin holding the key and the indestructible boxes holding the orb over for a dinner.

Then I kidnap them both, open the boxes, and take off with the orb to the 4th negatively charged ion to the left of the Andromeda galaxy.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on September 18, 2010, 06:51:06
I then eat my growth cells (Wut) and now I be the size of a grain of rice. I then hijack a ship and heat to Andromeda. I then confront Mocha. Who will win?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 18, 2010, 08:21:56
In an epic battle of sweat and blood, Mochaalatte lands the final blow against SS, only to collapse from his own severe wounds moments later. I pop in and take the orb and stick it in a wasps' nest

(Is it wasps' nest or wasp's nest?)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 18, 2010, 20:11:31
I, with my GHOST POWERS OF AWESMOE, mind-control the wasps to throw the orb at my recently made robot accomplice.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on September 19, 2010, 22:26:22
I go to the Healer's House and I'm healed. Unfortunately, the Healing erased the Black Magic I used to grow big again. I'm like really small now.

I hack into the Robot with my awesomeness and steal the orb. I then run off to the Anime World of Kakashi.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Mochaalatte on September 19, 2010, 22:29:06
(Is it wasps' nest or wasp's nest?)

If there's more than one wasp, it's wasps', and if there's only one, it's wasp's.

ANYWAYS, I take a refreshing dip in the healing spring. Now fully restored, I head out to grind a few levels. That last boss fight was WAY too close.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 19, 2010, 23:26:14
I use my GHOST POWERS OF AWESMOE again to make SS- Ouch! Hey! That hurts! *SS squeezes me into the Orb and chucks me in a padded, padlocked cell*

My ghost powers are not AWESMOE anymore.  :(
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 21, 2010, 02:12:15
I take the orb from the Anime World of Kakashi and pull TDO out of it. I then throw him in the path of an oncoming bulldozer, turning him into a throw rug, under which I hide the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 25, 2010, 00:11:23
Hey! I'm a ghost! You can't turn me into a carpet!

That explained, I M.C. (Mind Control) NIFFLAS to PERMANENTLY put me in the orb so no exorcist or pulling-out or orb-breaking can get me away.

Then I play catch.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 25, 2010, 01:00:26
I steal your mind control and make Nifflas make it so that you are PERMANENTLY removed from the orb and can not be put back.

Then I take the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: rhetoricstu on September 26, 2010, 08:56:12
I... take the orb...

FROM YOU.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on September 26, 2010, 21:11:51
I... roll away...

FROM YOU.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 28, 2010, 00:36:56
I...

MAKE ALL THOSE IDIOT CREEPERS GIVE ME GUNPOWDER MUAHAHAHA


                                               ... Just kidding.

Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on September 28, 2010, 02:40:07
Spoiler: @TDO (click to show/hide)

I cast a Burden (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Burden) spell of ∞(Infinite) time on the orb so he is over-encumbered and cannot roll. then i put it in anti-teleport cage. and hide the key in the top of my tower in my minecraft alpha map.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 28, 2010, 04:16:28
Spoiler: Off-topic (click to show/hide)

I float to FC and make him stop using his dumb spell, and STEAL THE ORB!

Spoiler: another off-topic (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on October 24, 2010, 20:09:58
But then I punch TheDarkOne in the guy and steal the orb again.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Wanderer on October 27, 2010, 12:33:24
I slap SS's butt, take the orb, and flee to the frozen tundra of northern Canada.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 31, 2010, 01:52:20
BUT! Canada's not in Minecraft yet, so you glitch the game and make 10000000000000000000000 copies of the Orb, which all blow up.

And I get the real one.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: SingingSurger on October 31, 2010, 19:22:39
But then I begin to rip little chunks of flesh from TDO slowly, eating each piece.
I then T-Bag TDO and take the orb.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 01, 2010, 04:15:07
I'm a ghost. I HAZ NO FLESH.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: jetio4 on November 03, 2010, 20:21:47
I summon the Ghost Busters and take the orb after they leave. I then hide the orb in one of 5,000,000,000,000 Crates in my....secret base IN the Sun. Oh, and in each of the 5,000,000,000,000 Crates there's 5,000,000,000,000 buckets. And in those 5,000,000,000,000 buckets there's ANOTHER 5,000,000,000,000 box. And only one box has the orb. All the items listed above are indestructable. You gotta guess and check :P
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 06, 2010, 18:48:14
You never made the busters actually DO anything.

I drift away, realizing that the orb is not to belong to me...

And get an infinitely long Caribbean vacation, paid for by the ghost busters!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 18:51:53
Ha you left the Orb back. The Ghost Busters did their job! ;)  The orb is still in the box. Did I mention it's Ghost-Proof?
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: Firecat on November 06, 2010, 19:29:19
I use my "Universal search function" to search the location of:
X:\Universe756\Objects\Round\Orbs\Magical\CTO\Orb_Real.OBJ

Searching...

Found in:
box #34,610,958, in bucket #489,104,994,212, in crate #3,190,726,487,014, in the storage room,in Jetio4's secret base, in the sun of the Sol star system, in the Milky way.
-Location added to GPS-

I go there and found the orb, then i hide it inside the finish line of the last "Black level" race of Trackmania Nations Forever.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 20:16:54
Aww... I forgot to make it GPS proof! Oh well... I take Link's shovel (Don't know how to link, so http://www.zeldawiki.org/Shovel ) and dig it up. I then put the Orb into Nifflas' Fridge.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 09, 2010, 01:37:33
I find Nifflas' fridge IN THE CARRIBEAN!  :whoa: I take it, then just go inside, MAKING MYSELF THE ORB!

Unfortunatly, this doesn't actually DO anything for me, except make me in whatever orb, even when it shatters, and be a permanent part. BOOOOOOOOOOORING.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: jetio4 on November 09, 2010, 21:31:48
I pick the orb up and put it into Nifflas' FREEZER. Have fun TDO!
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: StraightFlame on November 11, 2010, 23:25:57
You (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=2251) are PERMANENTLY removed from the orb and can not be put back.
TDO is no longer the orb.

Then i roll to a random forest known as Pinewood Heights and hide there.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: jetio4 on November 15, 2010, 15:12:43
I pick the Orb up and puts it into the other forest (The Tutorial one). Knytt finds it, before being abducted by the aliens. And you know how THAT journey went.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 16, 2010, 01:06:59
BUT! It gets destroyed when the ship crashes, and so jetio gets acid dumped on his face.
Title: Re: Capture the Orb
Post by: jetio4 on November 16, 2010, 01:29:15
At least, that's what SS THOUGHT. The Orb comes sailing back, hits my in the head (OW!) before bouncing into the acid. SS destroyed it, so he pours acid onto himself, so I revive the Orb and give it too..... PP!