Paradox!
1: Cliffs can't jump or do somersaults whatsoever.
2: Kaizoman666 didn't steal the orb, and Mochaalatte couldn't steal it according to statement 1.
So, since i'm still the one with the orb (and alive) i flee using my superior advantage-of-environment escaping skills to hide the orb where no one would ever look, in an indestructible locker that opens only when my fingerprint is detected by the handle.