Capture the Orb

BUT! Canada's not in Minecraft yet, so you glitch the game and make 10000000000000000000000 copies of the Orb, which all blow up.

And I get the real one.

But then I begin to rip little chunks of flesh from TDO slowly, eating each piece.
I then T-Bag TDO and take the orb.

I'm a ghost. I HAZ NO FLESH.

I summon the Ghost Busters and take the orb after they leave. I then hide the orb in one of 5,000,000,000,000 Crates in my....secret base IN the Sun. Oh, and in each of the 5,000,000,000,000 Crates there's 5,000,000,000,000 buckets. And in those 5,000,000,000,000 buckets there's ANOTHER 5,000,000,000,000 box. And only one box has the orb. All the items listed above are indestructable. You gotta guess and check

You never made the busters actually DO anything.

I drift away, realizing that the orb is not to belong to me...

And get an infinitely long Caribbean vacation, paid for by the ghost busters!

Ha you left the Orb back. The Ghost Busters did their job!   The orb is still in the box. Did I mention it's Ghost-Proof?

I use my "Universal search function" to search the location of:
X:\Universe756\Objects\Round\Orbs\Magical\CTO\Orb_Real.OBJ

Searching...

Found in:
box #34,610,958, in bucket #489,104,994,212, in crate #3,190,726,487,014, in the storage room,in Jetio4's secret base, in the sun of the Sol star system, in the Milky way.
-Location added to GPS-

I go there and found the orb, then i hide it inside the finish line of the last "Black level" race of Trackmania Nations Forever.

Aww... I forgot to make it GPS proof! Oh well... I take Link's shovel (Don't know how to link, so http://www.zeldawiki.org/Shovel ) and dig it up. I then put the Orb into Nifflas' Fridge.

I find Nifflas' fridge IN THE CARRIBEAN!  I take it, then just go inside, MAKING MYSELF THE ORB!

Unfortunatly, this doesn't actually DO anything for me, except make me in whatever orb, even when it shatters, and be a permanent part. BOOOOOOOOOOORING.

I pick the orb up and put it into Nifflas' FREEZER. Have fun TDO!

You are PERMANENTLY removed from the orb and can not be put back.

TDO is no longer the orb.

Then i roll to a random forest known as Pinewood Heights and hide there.

I pick the Orb up and puts it into the other forest (The Tutorial one). Knytt finds it, before being abducted by the aliens. And you know how THAT journey went.

BUT! It gets destroyed when the ship crashes, and so jetio gets acid dumped on his face.

At least, that's what SS THOUGHT. The Orb comes sailing back, hits my in the head (OW!) before bouncing into the acid. SS destroyed it, so he pours acid onto himself, so I revive the Orb and give it too..... PP!