Capture the Orb

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Offline Mochaalatte

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #210 on: February 15, 2010, 15:47:25 »
I use my 1337 h4x0r 5k11lz to open the door to your storage room, then toss a nuclear bomb in. I shut the door to be completely safe from the explosion, and then reenter the room, and take the indestructible orb that's left over.

Then I flee into the depths of Lake Lakerior.
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Bluh bluh. I have this thing now.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #211 on: February 15, 2010, 17:12:57 »
I strap on my superultraspecialawsome Scuba Suit, and swim to the depths of Lake Lakerior. With the help of Aquaman, I call upon the creatures of the lake to come and beat you to a pulp. Then I grab the orb, and Aquaman calls upon Cthulhu, who takes me to R'lyeh.


Also, SF...
Stupid mistake. I just snatch the orb
Wait, what? Did you not read the sentance at the bottom? You can't just warp the orb to you.

not being vapourized because SOMEONE HERE thought it was a good idea to bring his orb to the PC.
Yeah, you.
:hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar:

Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #212 on: February 15, 2010, 21:59:27 »
:sigh:... How about i turn on your brain, so you could actually think?

Edit: Sorry for makin fun of kaizoman666.

Edit2: I still have the orb, because
indestructable scale 1:1 replicas of the orb.
indestructible orb that's left over.
They are all indestructible. So, you had a million orbs to take, but only one is real. And
waaaay hidden storage room
You don't have any clue about where the storage room could be.

I take the orb and go to the Chamber of Planets, from where i kill Kaizoman666, and do the same with anyone approaching me. I can control the universe from here, y'see.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2010, 13:14:04 by StraightFlame »

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #213 on: February 16, 2010, 14:05:50 »
I ask a fortune teller where the Chamber of Planets is. He tells me its in SF's house, in his closet. I bomb SF's house, and steal the orb from the rubble. Then I run off to NeverWonderland.
:hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar::hiddenstar:

Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #214 on: February 16, 2010, 16:04:36 »
How can a dead person speak, let alone ask something?

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #215 on: February 18, 2010, 00:00:21 »
How can a dead person speak, let alone ask something?

It's like in one of those badly programmed video games, where you just keep re spawning at the last checkpoint.

Anyways, I grow up, causing Neverwonderland to cease to exist. Then I grab the orb from the void that was Neverwonderland, and exit stage up.
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Bluh bluh. I have this thing now.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #216 on: February 19, 2010, 23:56:52 »
You go up into a very crappy designed 8-bit level of SMB. A goomba appears.
Goomba used Lazor
It's Super-effective!
Moch took OVER 9000!!!!! damage!
The Techno-viking frowns!
SS swoops in and steals the orb!
Everyone got s'lowned!
I swing away on my vine, feeling pwnly
Ah, look at all the lonely people.

Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #217 on: February 21, 2010, 22:23:10 »
I use psionics to levitate shards of rock to break the vine. You fall to your death, and the orb falls to safety in the hands of...

MEEEEEEEEEEE (bah dah dah dup, da dup, da dup)

I then motor away on my Segway.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #218 on: February 22, 2010, 01:19:11 »
I go in my car and crash you, then i get the orb then i escape from the police
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #219 on: February 23, 2010, 00:24:00 »
I come back to my life because I gots my deity powers back. I frown upon Firecat for not using proper grammar, and then MAGICALLY CONSUME FIRECAT! I then rip the orb out of my stomach and go sell it to a pawn shop for 4 bucks!
Wait no...
I take the orb to New Mexico and hide with Carmen Sandiego!
Ah, look at all the lonely people.

Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #220 on: February 23, 2010, 01:48:02 »
*sneak* *sneak* ... NOM! SingingSurger has been eaten. The orb is now in Firecat's possession, in SingingSurger's belly, in my stomach. And I am impervious to being eaten.
Lurk more.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #221 on: February 23, 2010, 03:02:09 »
This is time for teh deity powahs.
I make PP MYSTERIOUSLY COMBUST!
Oh s*it. I'm cooking too. I burst out and take the orb.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #222 on: February 23, 2010, 03:40:02 »
I grab the orb from SingingSurger.

Then I head to the local Kareoke bar and set the orb as the prise for the competition.

Then I go to research what it is the orb does.
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Bluh bluh. I have this thing now.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #223 on: February 23, 2010, 04:50:11 »
While you are poring over volumes of forgotten lore, I turn into a raven and quote scripture at you. You start yelling at me, eventually go insane, and shoot yourself. I then steal the orb because it is shiny.

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #224 on: February 23, 2010, 15:34:47 »
 8D My game is so cool.
I run to Shawnachu and say "Long time no see!"
"Have I ever met you?"
"No..."
I swipe the orb and run off with my arms above my head flapping around like a madman.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.