Capture the Orb

I escape, use my 'Infinite Effect' and 'Complete Control' cheats (which cannot be undone) on a nearby Dash Pepper, eat the Pepper, and run away. Good luck catching me!

I disable the cheats using MY FINGER and grab the orb.








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http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png

*Facepalm*

In case someone wants to know, with http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png he actually meant:

He knows, but it happens to be in the post and not in the signature.


ANYway...

I disable the cheats using MY FINGER and grab the orb.

I hire a ninja mercenary guy to cut off your hands. Then he gives me the orb, and I pay him in Twinkies.

I grab the orb back and hop in a X-M1 supersonic airplane that goes MACH 6.

I say this to TheDarkOne. He has a headache and i escape.

I recover and snatch it, then realize it's doomed to be captured forever and  smash it.

While SS its busy droping acid into TheDarkOne face. I take StraightFlame essence away from the orb and put it on a toaster. and then rebuild the orb and hide it inside a YELLOW CAR!

I, as a spirit, go in the orb and crawl off.

I chase after TheDarkOrb and lock it in a jewelery box.



BTW, you're PINK and purple now. This is the same orb from page 19.

I point out that, since it is the same orb from page 19, it is a fake. Being put on a toaster, it is possible for me to walk away and then locate, repair, and climb into the real orb, which i do. I then eat an infinite supply of Dash Peppers (from SMG2), each of them with two whole bottles of Dash Pepper juice poured on them, and then go to into a black hole (which then disappears) at the speed of light. Good luck finding me in another universe, when there's no way to go to it.

BUT! that universe is a fake! it collapses on you and I crawl in and grab the orb. Because i am so smart, I manage to turn half of me into the orb and half into cheese!

There is no universe in 'existence' that is a fake. Your logic collapses on you and the other half of you goes in the cheese, too. Then, i get someone to eat the cheese.

While StraightFlame is off getting someone, I walk into the room and find the cheese. I split it in half and the orb falls out. Picking it up, StraightFlame runs back into the room with a rather badly drawn JPEG called Sweet Bro. Using the power of the orb, I shout out, "CHAOS CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!etc.etc.etc.!" and warp off to Who-knows-where in Who-knows-where land.


...Lolwut?