Capture the Orb

Hey, SS here with a new game for extreme enjoyment. It is a game wheras someone (me) gets the orb, then the next posters get the orb from me, then once they get it, the next person gets it. If you destroy the orb, I will send the shards of the orb flying into your face, and then pour acid on you. Anyways, I will start!

I find and illuminating orb on a stand. I pocket it and run.

I pickpocket the orb and hop into a car.

I get into the nuclear facilities where the missiles are stored, and i launch one at the car, blowing it up and everything inside it up. 

I am reborn, grab the orb from the rubble, and build a bunker around myself.

I dig a tunnel underneath the bunker, climb inside, put Purple to sleep with a dart gun, and take the orb far away to my hometown, Atlantis, to return it to its real, original place.

I sink Atlantis and sail off with the orb in a well defended battleship.

I fart on the battleship. It blows up and destroys the orb.

I pour the elixir of life on the orb and it rises from the sea.
I place the orb in the 579th dimension where any other matter is instantly vaporized. 
 

I place the 579^th dimension in the 946^th dimension, which reverts the 579^th dimension to it's original state, the 263^rd dimension.

I grab the orb and put it in a box.

I cover the box in chocolate where a horde of ants eats through it entirely.
I place the orb in a nuclear bomb.

After disarming, then disassembling the nuclear bomb, I proceed to put the orb in the grave of the fortune teller.

I lurk until the fortune telling zombie does not suspect my presence, then I proceed to graverob the orb, placing it in a jumbonium container.

I open the jumbonium container (insert here), take the orb, and place it among a thousand replicas of the orb.

I get someone to smash all the orbs one by one until SingingSurger pours acid on their head. Then, I reassemble the last orb destroyed and hide behind a bush.

I pour acid on the person's head, with digs through thier skulls as they fall apart. Then, I quickly make PP combust with pyrokenesis. Anyway, you guys caught on!