Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they are internet cookies which really isn't very exciting and only hogs CPU(?)

I wish Cave Story would run on my other computer. Or rather, at least at a speed that I can enjoy it.

Granted, but they are internet cookies which really isn't very exciting and only hogs CPU(?)

I wish Cave Story would run on my other computer. Or rather, at least at a speed that I can enjoy it.

Granted. The "Cave Story" on your computer is now a crappy game about cavemen.
I wish Ima Robot was a more popular band.

Granted. They now have extreme main stream popularity and have all gotten blonde highlights, ripped jeans, ed hardy shirts, and sunglasses... and their music has gone to sh!t.

EDIT: I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.

Granted, you have to go to mars tomorrow.

I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.

Granted. They now have extreme main stream popularity and have all gotten blonde highlights, ripped jeans, ed hardy shirts, and sunglasses... and their music has gone to sh!t.

EDIT: I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.

Granted but your home is destroyed and your broke. thus, You will never go home again.

I wish i was most know in the nifflas forum.

Addendum:

I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.

Make that "PeppyHare or Firecat".


But since PeppyHare ninja'd me while I was writing this post, I guess you have a choice between my wish and his, Firecat.

Addendum:

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I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.

Make that "PeppyHare or Firecat".

Granted, now Firecat minds that  Peppyhare and you ninjaŽd him.

I wish i was most know in the nifflas forum.

Granted, now you are known in the forum by everyone as the worst rule-breaker and flamer.

I wish that nifflas had a better server and CPU so he dont have to relocate the forum.

Granted, but it turns into the Newgrounds forum.

I wish for three wishes.

(Hi SiamJai!)
(alright, that's enough predicting posters.)
(whoops, I ruined the integrety of my edit timestamp with that.)

Granted. If only you didn't fall into coma due to that car crash, then you could actually use those wishes.

I wish I could stop time.

(Hi Exp HP!)

Granted,but now you cant un-stop it .

I wish that Exp HP stopped being psychic.

(alright, that's enough predicting posters.)

Granted lol

I wish that a sequal of Spore were better and without any expansion pack.

Granted - but now the game comes with hardware specs so high, that you'd have to have access to Skywalker Ranch or Deep Blue to play Spore. 


I wish that everyone had free access to basic necessities like food, shelter and clothing.

Granted. But be sure to get a new calendar, its 1200000 BC now.
(meaning that all other things than the basic necessities are gone)

I wish MY dog inspired Nintendo to use Chain Chomps in Mario Games.
(Chain Chomps were made up when a random dog tried to attack Miyamoto, Of course, it had one of those chains...)

Granted. That having been at least 19 years ago, your dog has been long dead now and you would give anything to take your last wish back.


I wish I would stop walking into the shower with my glasses still on.

Granted, but now you forget to take your clothes off.

I wish my girlfriend didn't dump me today.

Granted, but tomorow she will go to another country and you will never see her again.

I wish that my wsh doesnt gets granted