Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline FlyingPigBoy

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2009, 07:04:13 »
Granted. Your machine ate all the clothes to power itself so now you have no clothes  :crazy:

I wish that pop quizzes didn't exist.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2009, 07:21:07 »
Granted. Welcome to pop-exams! Instead of unannounced short quizzes, now you've got unannounced hour-long tests that make up 40% of the total grade.

I wish people could just travel to any country without having to have visas, passports and border control.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2009, 16:35:14 »
Granted. Terrorists and mafias can now easily infiltrate any country and spread chaos and destruction.

I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2009, 17:19:07 »
Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #154 on: December 16, 2009, 01:01:01 »
Granted, but you don't get any presents because no one had bought any gifts yet.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #155 on: December 16, 2009, 01:44:31 »
Granted. It is now pneu. However, you soon catch pneumonia and are misdiagnosed. They give you the treatment for pneu instead and the treatment involves jarring needles into your brain.

I wish that Green Day had another album out that is acclaimed to be better than the Beatles.

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I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!
Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #156 on: December 16, 2009, 03:50:39 »
Granted. But one day afterward the Beatles get resurrected and make the BEST ALBUM EVAR!
Just to settle the score. :^^:

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #157 on: December 16, 2009, 04:12:02 »
Granted, but now you can't get away from using your knowledge to help every single user on StackOverflow.

I wish I had a Christmas List.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #158 on: December 16, 2009, 15:54:33 »
You get a Christmas list. There isn't anything nice on it.

I wish for a peanut. (doesn't all need to be exorbitant)
Please visit  http://razzorville.myminicity.com ! You would make me very happy.

I could get an avatar... if i had a good pic and a bit more patience.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #159 on: December 16, 2009, 21:20:38 »
Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #160 on: December 16, 2009, 23:02:28 »
Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

granted but each wish you wish for has something bad happening

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #161 on: December 16, 2009, 23:24:47 »
Granted. But Nifflas gets poor and can't make games anymore.

I wish the next person wishes something.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #162 on: December 16, 2009, 23:32:57 »
Granted, but that wish is stupid.

I wish that 1+1 is not 2 but 31.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #163 on: December 16, 2009, 23:59:38 »
Granted, but now math becomes even more confusing then it already was.

I wish /awsome/ wouldn't stare into my soul.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #164 on: December 17, 2009, 02:36:02 »
Granted. Your soul becomes lonely and eventually rips its way out of your chest to try to make new friends.

I wish I could fly!  :crazy:

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