Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #120 on: December 13, 2009, 13:17:32 »
Granted. Your connection is already good enough to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time. To make it fast, you pack your modem and drive 140 mph on the motorway. You get arrested by the police for speeding though and you end up in jail.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #121 on: December 13, 2009, 14:38:04 »
Granted! You had one.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #122 on: December 13, 2009, 14:41:45 »
Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #123 on: December 13, 2009, 15:02:32 »
Granted, but they can't come up with something good.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #124 on: December 13, 2009, 17:49:47 »
Granted, now your computer its powerful and saira its played so fast that you die every 5 seconds.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #125 on: December 13, 2009, 18:12:31 »
Granted. Now you can hear everyones thoughts all the time... and they all hate you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #126 on: December 13, 2009, 20:07:58 »
Granted.  Now all the gramers (as they are referred to by the show Nametags) play Knytt.  Now you're one of them. :shocked:

I wish Barbie video games never existed.  Especially that one on the NES.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #127 on: December 13, 2009, 20:13:16 »
Granted. Here comes Bratz.

I wish Christmas would be concentrated to its core, without the constant screeching of children (I WANT THAT ONE!), the endless waiting lines in every shop, the knowledge you won't be getting good presents, the knowledge you won't be getting presents (economy, economy) and the constant bell-jingling santas blocking my path to make me buy some red-white striped ****.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #128 on: December 13, 2009, 20:41:24 »
Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.
If only. :U He'd do a hell of a lot better job than EA's doing right now.

Granted, but, since your wish was really long, I didn't really read it. I got the gist of what it was saying (Christmas without the whiny children, crappy presents, etc) but I may have missed something vital due to the length of your wish. Now, hopefully you've read all of this while realizing that I'm only doing this to make a long post in response and to make you lose the game.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #129 on: December 13, 2009, 20:48:54 »
Granted. It's a swarm of screaming zombie moles. Yeah.

I wish it was winter break already.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #130 on: December 13, 2009, 21:16:01 »
Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #131 on: December 13, 2009, 21:19:31 »
Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...

I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.
Granted. You're now three, while everyone else stays the same age. Government scientists take you and study you in hopes of finding the secret to age reversal.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #132 on: December 13, 2009, 21:25:12 »
Granted. It's a Whale Shark. It gets bored of plankton and decides to eat you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #133 on: December 13, 2009, 23:10:47 »
Granted. Misteriously all scores are reset and you're the first to get a score of 5. Unfortunately, the next player comes in right after you and has 325235326 points.

I wish the clock would go back a few hours.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #134 on: December 13, 2009, 23:45:00 »
Granted. Your bedroom clock goes back three hours, so you oversleep next morning.

I wish I could divide by zero.
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