Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. Your connection is already good enough to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time. To make it fast, you pack your modem and drive 140 mph on the motorway. You get arrested by the police for speeding though and you end up in jail.

I wish I had a girlfriend

Granted! You had one.
I wish I can make a living out of game development!

Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.

I wish more people would post in this topic.

Granted, but they can't come up with something good.

I wish I had something better than Intel® 82845G so Saira wouldn't run in 6x slow-motion.

Granted, now your computer its powerful and saira its played so fast that you die every 5 seconds.

I wish i could read minds

Granted. Now you can hear everyones thoughts all the time... and they all hate you.

I wish males weren't so obsessed with Madden.

Granted.  Now all the gramers (as they are referred to by the show Nametags) play Knytt.  Now you're one of them.

I wish Barbie video games never existed.  Especially that one on the NES.

Granted. Here comes Bratz.

I wish Christmas would be concentrated to its core, without the constant screeching of children (I WANT THAT ONE!), the endless waiting lines in every shop, the knowledge you won't be getting good presents, the knowledge you won't be getting presents (economy, economy) and the constant bell-jingling santas blocking my path to make me buy some red-white striped ****.

Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.

If only. :U He'd do a hell of a lot better job than EA's doing right now.

Granted, but, since your wish was really long, I didn't really read it. I got the gist of what it was saying (Christmas without the whiny children, crappy presents, etc) but I may have missed something vital due to the length of your wish. Now, hopefully you've read all of this while realizing that I'm only doing this to make a long post in response and to make you lose the game.

I wish I knew what this weird sound coming from the back of the house was.

Granted. It's a swarm of screaming zombie moles. Yeah.

I wish it was winter break already.

Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...

I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.

Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...

I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.

Granted. You're now three, while everyone else stays the same age. Government scientists take you and study you in hopes of finding the secret to age reversal.

I wish for a fish.

Granted. It's a Whale Shark. It gets bored of plankton and decides to eat you.

I wish I could finally get a top score on Galiga

Granted. Misteriously all scores are reset and you're the first to get a score of 5. Unfortunately, the next player comes in right after you and has 325235326 points.

I wish the clock would go back a few hours.

Granted. Your bedroom clock goes back three hours, so you oversleep next morning.

I wish I could divide by zero.