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Title: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 06, 2009, 21:14:59
Corrupt-a-Wish: Be careful what you wish for!

In this game, you grant somebody's wish, but with an unexpected twist.  Then you make your own wish.

Spoiler: How to play (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Example (click to show/hide)


Other important rules:

The goal: What it is and what it isn't
The point of the game is to be clever and creative.  There are no winners and losers in this game, there are only those awesome enough to win TEH 1NT3RN3TZ.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Off-topic discussion is bad
Try not to start off-topic discussions.  Believe it or not, just like with every other forum game in existence, this game's number 1 critical weakness is non-game discussion.  It's especially tempting to start an off-topic discussion when you feel your wish wasn't really corrupted.  For instance, if you say "I wish it was 70 degrees outside" and somebody responds "Granted.  Your thermostat is now stuck at 70 degrees.  Kelvin, that is," you may be tempted to point out that your wish was for it to be 70 degrees outside (the astute might also be tempted to point out that there's no such thing as "degrees Kelvin").  But don't.
Unless... (read on)

Side discussion is okay
Let me add an exception to that rule.  Off-topic discussion is allowed as long as you keep the game going in every post.  If you must comment on what somebody said, make an effort to play the game, too.
As long as every post corrupts the above wish and makes a wish of its own, any discussion on the side is perfectly fine.

Don't forget to make a wish when you post!
This is the easiest mistake to make!
If you really want to corrupt somebody's wish but can't come up with a good wish of your own, then just think of an object you wish you had.

But some will still forget, anyways.
In the event that somebody corrupts a wish without posting a wish of their own, and they don't edit a wish into their post within an hour, you can assume they aren't going to, and then you can just make a wish of your own to get the game going again.


Now then, let's begin:


I wish Saira was free.

Edit by Mod: Rules update: This topic is sticky, so this post is sticky on evey page. If the previous poster forgot to post a wish, ignore the post. If you don't every post from the moment where it went wrong will be deleted upto the post where things went correct (if any)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 06, 2009, 22:10:24
Granted. It was free a couple days ago in Sweden. Unfortunately, they hit upon a better marketing strategy and now it's more expensive than ever.

I wish for all the money in the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 06, 2009, 22:22:34
Granted, but because nobody else has any money it looses all value to anybody but yourself.

I wish I could fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 06, 2009, 22:31:51
Granted.  You are now a mosquito.

I wish I was best friends with Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
("Mario" is their last name according to a Mario Brothers movie)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StaticRomantic on December 06, 2009, 23:43:22
Granted, but they're raging and depressed alcoholics after realizing they committed a Turtle and Goomba Holocaust over the past years of their life. With no more turtles and goombas to kill, they were left with a dead-end job of being plumbers in the mushroom kingdom, which unfortunately has no bathrooms or sinks. They constantly need to borrow money from you.

I wish I could go back in time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 07, 2009, 00:03:31
Granted. You go back exactly one second just to see yourself disappear.

I wish I had a huge death ray that I could use to enslave humanity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 07, 2009, 00:10:55
Granted. You go back exactly one second just to see yourself disappear.

I wish I had a huge death ray that I could use to enslave humanity.
Granted, but the death ray is attached to a shark. The shark won't let you get near it.

I wish I knew where Waldo (or Wally, if you live in the U.K.) was.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 07, 2009, 00:16:01
Granted, but Odlaw now knows where you are!  :shocked:

I wish for Christmas not to be secular.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 07, 2009, 00:23:55
Granted. The year is now 30 AD, back before Jesus' birthday turned into a big sales opportunity for business.  However, it is also before the invention of electricity and/or toilet paper.

I wish Windows 7 file search actually found what I was looking for once in a while. :/
[/rant]


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 07, 2009, 01:45:05
Granted. But now your computer finds a virus, which activates it so that it deletes SYSTEM32.

I wish I could get another peanut from Purple Pineapple.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 07, 2009, 01:52:52
You sir, get your peanut which I stole from Purple Pineapple, but it is filled with a deadly poison!


I wish I had enough brainpower to take over Turkey (you know, the country).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StaticRomantic on December 07, 2009, 02:06:53
You buy a plane ticket to go to Turkey. On the way to boarding your plane, you trip on an electrical cord and fall face first, biting your tongue so hard that it is rendered useless forever. You now talk with a funny sounding lisp, and no one can take you seriously. Your plan has failed.

I wish the school year was over already.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 07, 2009, 02:22:35
You buy a plane ticket to go to Turkey. On the way to boarding your plane, you trip on an electrical cord and fall face first, biting your tongue so hard that it is rendered useless forever. You now talk with a funny sounding lisp, and no one can take you seriously. Your plan has failed.

I wish the school year was over already.

Granted but summer turned into a misery.

I wish school wasn't a misery


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 07, 2009, 02:52:23
You buy a plane ticket to go to Turkey. On the way to boarding your plane, you trip on an electrical cord and fall face first, biting your tongue so hard that it is rendered useless forever. You now talk with a funny sounding lisp, and no one can take you seriously. Your plan has failed.

I wish the school year was over already.

Granted but summer turned into a misery.

I wish school wasn't a misery
Granted, but everything that ISN'T school is now a misery.

I wish Misery (from Cave Story) didn't look like a robot ('cause she does).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 07, 2009, 03:17:56
Granted. But now she is impossible to beat if you don't have all the available items in the game that still allow you to
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
And even then her health bar takes 30 minutes to deplete.

I wish for awesmoe to be a real word.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: BackwardsO on December 07, 2009, 03:24:26
Granted, but only in an archaic language spoke by the people of Antarctica so no one else thinks it is anyway

I wish my wish would come true


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 07, 2009, 03:29:58
Granted, but that wasn't a very exciting wish.

I wish I knew what the next person would wish for.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 07, 2009, 03:31:35
it comes true and you know that my next wish will be: i wish that cave story ds is finished.
But because i know this, i change my wish causing a paradox :ohnoes:

i wish that knytt stories ds is finished Xp


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Budja on December 07, 2009, 03:56:08
...and it is but it is super buggy and you can't get it to work. (apologies to rrc2soft :P)

I wish I had the power to bend spoons with my mind.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 07, 2009, 04:05:59
Granted.  Now Ash Ketchum won't stop bugging you and asking how to do it.

I wish I had a 1TB (that's 1024 GB) USB flash drive.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StaticRomantic on December 07, 2009, 04:10:10
granted, but i ate it. tastes like memories.
and 1tb actually = 1000gb.

i wish i could summon Chuck Norris on command to do my bidding.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 07, 2009, 04:27:02
granted. but every time you summon him he roundhouse kicks you in the jaw. you pretty much asked for that  X-P

i wish i could get a new 2 bedroom apartment.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 07, 2009, 04:32:51
Granted, but the room is horribly filthy, torn apart, and has previously been set on fire.

I wish NightSky was for PC as well.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 07, 2009, 04:55:56
Granted, but due to some weird error the PC version will ruin your system.

I wish that I could draw really well.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 07, 2009, 05:05:58
Well you can, so the wish is invalid  8D

i wish that i wasnt so depresed :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 07, 2009, 05:08:44
Granted.  Your drawings became so realistic that the next time you drew a dragon, it came out of the page and ate your car.
Granted. You're so elated that you can't feel pain any more and are not aware of the sizzling hot plate under your feet.

I wish 1TB actually was 1000GB (and 1 GB = 1000 MB and 1 MB=1000 KB and 1 KB= 1000 B), because then the metric prefixes would make sense.  >.>


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 07, 2009, 05:32:50
Granted. Now with all technical things being so specifically exact it is required to have a signed affidavit from each of your fingers before you may turn on your computer.

I wish unicorns were real.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 07, 2009, 05:43:43
Granted. They come to you each night in your sleep and eat your face off. Then, you are reborn the next morning.

I wish for a world without the colour yellow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 07, 2009, 05:54:45
Granted. They come to you each night in your sleep and eat your face off. Then, you are reborn the next morning.

I wish for a world without the colour yellow.
Granted, but "colour" is spelled "color" everywhere now. (I find it weird how only the U.S. spells it without the "u".)
I wish for pants. :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StaticRomantic on December 07, 2009, 08:49:08
granted, but they are on fire. (liar.)
i wish to be the world's best guitarist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 07, 2009, 14:00:00
Granted. But no one will listen to you because you don't have a band.

I wish for all wishes to perfectly rhyme;
An interesting wish, a fun answer this time!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 07, 2009, 14:34:29
granted, but they are on fire. (liar.)
i wish to be the world's best guitarist.
(Two in a row, sorry, but I gotta. ;D)
Granted, but you are no longer StaticRomantic. You are now Matthew Bellamy, lead singer, guitarist, and pianist of Muse. :D
I wish nobody would get mad at me for doing this twice in a row...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 07, 2009, 23:39:38
Granted, but everyone now hates you for not replying to my wish.

(Waiting on someone to answer...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 08, 2009, 01:13:27
Granted, but everyone now hates you for not replying to my wish.

(Waiting on someone to answer...)
Ahem. Where's your wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 08, 2009, 01:50:56
Granted; all wishes fall into perfect rhyme.
The government, though, finds this a crime.
They come after you with a laser cannon.
Now, maybe, would be a good time to run.

I wish Windows systems would give up on IE.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 08, 2009, 02:34:06
Wish granted, but now Windows has no internet whatsoever and falls into ruin, so Apple raises their computer's prices because they have less competition.

I wish that my computer was faster.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 08, 2009, 02:36:34
Granted. But your graphics card now really sucks. We're talking, like, NES here, man.

I wish I could fly. Yes, stereotypical, I know.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 08, 2009, 02:37:37
granted but the computer was too fast and exploded

I wish i was out of school


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 08, 2009, 02:58:15
Well done. Yet another late reply. That's almost two in a row!

Granted. But now you have summer school because you got out of school too early.

Someone answer my previous wish, once again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 08, 2009, 03:44:03
I wish I could fly. Yes, stereotypical, I know.

Granted. You are given parakeet wings so the most you can do is fly 2-3 inches off the ground.

I wish lions wouldn't eat people.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 08, 2009, 04:05:36
Granted. But tiger-related fatalities have sky-rocketed.

I wish I didn't have to work on any school projects.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 08, 2009, 05:40:27
Granted, but your last report card is a solid block o' Fs.

I wish for a pet cat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 08, 2009, 05:51:21
Granted, but in Soviet Russia, the cat pets you.

I wish all internet memes would die.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Budja on December 08, 2009, 06:37:22
Granted, but then real-life memes start.

I wish people would post more in my mafia game :P.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 08, 2009, 06:39:44
Granted, but then a mini mafia game war breaks out and LP has to shut down the forum games section.

I wish for the auditorium down the street to be bigger.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 08, 2009, 06:46:53
Granted, but to make it bigger they had to knock down your favourite park  :shocked:

i wish that i couuld eat a pie


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 08, 2009, 07:31:37
Granted. But it's a tofu pie with a seaweed crust.

I wish my back would stop hurting.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on December 08, 2009, 15:24:29
Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.

I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 08, 2009, 15:50:39
Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
I wish that this was SPARTA!!!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on December 08, 2009, 15:52:18
Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.

What ppl?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 08, 2009, 16:06:41
Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.
I wish that this was SPARTA!!!
Granted. But you are kicked down a big hole in the ground.
I wish I were a little girl. (Cookie if anyone knows where it is from)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 08, 2009, 20:28:37
Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.

I wish the KnyttLevels.com website was finished.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 08, 2009, 21:00:26
Granted, but this can only be achieved by killing off humans.

What ppl?
I'm guessing all of them.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 08, 2009, 22:35:02
Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.
WTF! Seriously. You think saying wat is offensive. Yet you use the word lesbian as it would be bad for some reason! What kind of admin are you?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 08, 2009, 22:57:18
Granted. It keeps crashing every 15 minutes though, because of the overload of awesomeness.

I wish I were the moon.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 08, 2009, 23:34:29
Granted. But obscure online game (http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/) references are awesome! the girl gets dropped into the water.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 09, 2009, 01:20:51
Granted. But obscure online game (http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/) references are awesome! the girl gets dropped into the water.
Wish, plz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 09, 2009, 02:18:49
Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.

the game is Corrupt-a-Wish not Corrupt-a-self esteem  :sad:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on December 09, 2009, 07:27:04
It's a bonus.  ;)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 09, 2009, 16:48:11
Granted. But since only the outside changes, you turn lesbian.
WTF! Seriously. You think saying wat is offensive. Yet you use the word lesbian as it would be bad for some reason! What kind of admin are you?
Offensive to who? Real lesbians or, gay haters who don't want to be reminded? Its not like lesbian is a derogative term, and is there really any other word for female homosexual?
You're just pissed because of the wat thing.
By the way, weren't you the one telling people to chill? <_<

Posted here because the other topic got licked locked.
Also, stickman should post his wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 09, 2009, 17:56:25
This is on its way to becoming a flame war.  Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.


I'll start us back up with a wish:

I wish I was a kitty cat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 09, 2009, 18:41:27
Granted. Enjoy your #1 place on the most-wanted list of China's cat meat market. ;)

I wish I made an awesome game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 09, 2009, 20:28:49
Granted, your game is awesome, the entire 2 seconds of gameplay.

I wish I could teleport myself to work.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 09, 2009, 20:54:50
Granted. But as you work, the knights who say wat comes and beats you up for discriminating female homosexuals.

I wish LPChip would unlock that topic and explain himself, or this might become another "Drakkan incident"


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on December 09, 2009, 20:57:12
Granted. But it misscalculates the coordinates and your telepath ends in a wall causing... oh damn you LimeLemon! Get off!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 09, 2009, 21:01:12
I wish LPChip would unlock that topic and explain himself, or this might become another "Drakkan incident"
Granted. The topic is filled with pointless flaming that leads nowhere because the issue has already been resolved.

I wish I had a huge top hat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 09, 2009, 21:11:12
Granted, but a giant bunny comes out of it and eats it.

I wish my Wii "Sensor" Bar cable didn't look so delicious to cats.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 10, 2009, 00:25:19
Granted, Just after they completely chew it off XP

I wish that my computer didnt crash when using adobe flash player  :moody:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 10, 2009, 01:11:31
Granted, Just after they completely chew it off XP

I wish that my computer didnt crash when using adobe flash player  :moody:
Granted, but your computer now crashes when running any other program.

I wish LimeLemon would shut up about what LPChip said. Don't corrput, plz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StaticRomantic on December 10, 2009, 02:40:16
Granted, but he won't because apparently LPChip has committed the Holocaust of forum crimes by pointing out that he doesn't like the word, and many users apparently just really like the word "wat" and feel that it needs to be defended, because it can't stick up for itself and needs moral support and maybe a hallmark card to cheer it up.

Granted, but the forum explodes for no apparent reason and in it's place is this (http://www.frnz.de/).
or this (http://hosanna1.com/). (where is that music coming from and how is it different every time i open the page? its black magic)
edit: here's (http://www.hosanna1.com/AAAWWW/index.html) the designers for that page. this made me laugh.

...I wish all fruitcake magically turned into a pile of money. Or not magically. Your choice.
so my grandma's gifts would suck 100% less.

Granted. But as you work, the knights who say wat comes and beats you up for discriminating female homosexuals.

are these knights women or just very feminine men?  O_o
either way this story isn't really working for me


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 10, 2009, 03:00:35
Granted, but he won't because apparently LPChip has committed the Holocaust of forum crimes by pointing out that he doesn't like the word, and many users apparently just really like the word "wat" and feel that it needs to be defended, because it can't stick up for itself and needs moral support and maybe a hallmark card to cheer it up.   O_o
Uhh....then that's not granted. :P Reread it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 10, 2009, 05:49:04


...I wish all fruitcake magically turned into a pile of money. Or not magically. Your choice.
so my grandma's gifts would suck 100% less.



Granted. Every fruitcake your grandma gives you logically ;) turns into a pile of monopoly money. It sucks 100% less... on game night!

I wish double stuffed oreos really did have two times the stuffing of cream that regular oreos do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 10, 2009, 06:15:11
Granted.  Double Stuff Oreos are now inverted Oreos; they have one cookie in the middle, sandwiched by two layers of cream on the outside.
(Unfortunately, most of the cream wipes off inside of the bag, and hardens like glue to prevent you from opening the bag.)

I wish I could swim without plugging my nose, because I must look pathetic.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 10, 2009, 06:29:58
Granted, but you must now stick your hand in your mouth.

I wish for rubber bands.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 10, 2009, 07:47:12
Granted.  A saxophonist, a cellist, a drummer, a guitarist, and a pianist, all with rubber instruments.  They must sound, erm, fantastic.

I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 10, 2009, 07:56:56
I wish for world peace.

Granted.  The stressed employees of suddenly empty DisneyWorld are all grateful to you for this unexpected peace and quiet. ;)

I wish I was free.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 10, 2009, 13:55:54
This is on its way to becoming a flame war.  Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.


I'll start us back up with a wish:

I wish I was a kitty cat.

Granted but you were caught by a bad owner

I wish everyone was mature for once


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 10, 2009, 15:52:06
This is on its way to becoming a flame war.  Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.


I'll start us back up with a wish:

I wish I was a kitty cat.

Granted but you were caught by a bad owner

I wish everyone was mature for once
...The hell? *points up* Ya missed a whole page, Hare.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 10, 2009, 17:52:51
I wish I was free.

Granted. Now people renovating their homes and people needing gardeners and plumbers and random work done... all hire you... at no cost, cuz your free :) and you have to do it.

I wish i didn't wake up with so much phlegm in my nose when I wake up in the mornings.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 10, 2009, 18:04:56
Granted. You now wake up with your nose full of sand instead.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cookies.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 10, 2009, 18:09:03
Granted, but you turn blue and fuzzy.
OM!  NOM!  NOM!


I wish bugs didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 10, 2009, 18:22:17
Granted, but the entire ecosystem collapses because pretty much everything relies on insects in some way. Also, there's no more honey.

I wish Lego Rock Raiders would work on my computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 10, 2009, 19:45:31
(loved that game back in circa 2000.  Less so now.)
Granted, but Explosive Experts now say "Zeeky Boogy Doog" instead of using TNT.

I wish Frogger 3D worked on my computer.  Those were the days...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 10, 2009, 20:27:14
Granted. Hope you like cars and such things travelling at the speed of light.

I wish i was capable of fighting using pyrokinesis.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 10, 2009, 21:26:48
Granted, but you accidentally catch yourself on fire.


I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted. <-- This would break the game, so nevermind.

I wish that I didn't have about six hours of homework to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 10, 2009, 22:03:59
Granted. You have ten hours of homework to do \o/

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow, making this a five-day weekend.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 10, 2009, 22:45:07
Granted, now you have school the rest of the year, including holydays.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 10, 2009, 22:59:47
Firecat, whats your wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 10, 2009, 23:20:59
Firecat, whats your wish?
Oh, right. I though i forgive something.

I wish i had a 1 Terabyte hard disk.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 11, 2009, 00:09:22
Granted, it comes with an added gift- a virus that constantly deletes your files!

I wish I had some more cookies.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 11, 2009, 01:07:46
Granted, but they are internet cookies which really isn't very exciting and only hogs CPU(?)

I wish Cave Story would run on my other computer. Or rather, at least at a speed that I can enjoy it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 11, 2009, 01:48:43
Granted, but they are internet cookies which really isn't very exciting and only hogs CPU(?)

I wish Cave Story would run on my other computer. Or rather, at least at a speed that I can enjoy it.
Granted. The "Cave Story" on your computer is now a crappy game about cavemen.
I wish Ima Robot was a more popular band.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 11, 2009, 02:51:47
Granted. They now have extreme main stream popularity and have all gotten blonde highlights, ripped jeans, ed hardy shirts, and sunglasses... and their music has gone to sh!t.

EDIT: I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 11, 2009, 03:51:12
Granted, you have to go to mars tomorrow.

I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 11, 2009, 03:53:18
Granted. They now have extreme main stream popularity and have all gotten blonde highlights, ripped jeans, ed hardy shirts, and sunglasses... and their music has gone to sh!t.

EDIT: I wish I didn't have to go home tomorrow.

Granted but your home is destroyed and your broke. thus, You will never go home again.

I wish i was most know in the nifflas forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 11, 2009, 03:53:42
Addendum:
Quote
I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.
Make that "PeppyHare or Firecat".


But since PeppyHare ninja'd me while I was writing this post, I guess you have a choice between my wish and his, Firecat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 11, 2009, 04:00:04
Addendum:
Quote
I wish Peppyhare wouldn't mind that I'm ninjaing him.
Make that "PeppyHare or Firecat".
Granted, now Firecat minds that  Peppyhare and you ninja´d him.

I wish i was most know in the nifflas forum.
Granted, now you are known in the forum by everyone as the worst rule-breaker and flamer.

I wish that nifflas had a better server and CPU so he dont have to relocate the forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 11, 2009, 04:05:11
Granted, but it turns into the Newgrounds forum.

I wish for three wishes.

(Hi SiamJai!)
(alright, that's enough predicting posters.)
(whoops, I ruined the integrety of my edit timestamp with that.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 11, 2009, 04:20:10
Granted. If only you didn't fall into coma due to that car crash, then you could actually use those wishes. ;)

I wish I could stop time.

(Hi Exp HP!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 11, 2009, 04:35:24
Granted,but now you cant un-stop it .

I wish that Exp HP stopped being psychic.

(alright, that's enough predicting posters.)
Granted lol

I wish that a sequal of Spore were better and without any expansion pack.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 11, 2009, 04:53:17
Granted - but now the game comes with hardware specs so high, that you'd have to have access to Skywalker Ranch or Deep Blue to play Spore.  :P


I wish that everyone had free access to basic necessities like food, shelter and clothing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 11, 2009, 08:08:19
Granted. But be sure to get a new calendar, its 1200000 BC now.
(meaning that all other things than the basic necessities are gone)

I wish MY dog inspired Nintendo to use Chain Chomps in Mario Games.
(Chain Chomps were made up when a random dog tried to attack Miyamoto, Of course, it had one of those chains...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 12, 2009, 01:21:37
Granted. That having been at least 19 years ago, your dog has been long dead now and you would give anything to take your last wish back.


I wish I would stop walking into the shower with my glasses still on.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 12, 2009, 02:38:39
Granted, but now you forget to take your clothes off.

I wish my girlfriend didn't dump me today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 12, 2009, 03:01:05
Granted, but tomorow she will go to another country and you will never see her again.

I wish that my wsh doesnt gets granted


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 12, 2009, 03:46:34
Your wish is granted... not your wsh ;). But because of your attempt to throw a paradox into this game you are kicked out of the game.

I wish that more people played this game while i'm online.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 12, 2009, 04:04:47
Granted. Sooo many people play it when you're online that someone always posts a response before you can.

I wish there was something for dinner in this house better than peanut butter and honey sandwiches.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 12, 2009, 04:21:56
Granted. There are now honey and Nutella sandwiches in your house. C)p Except you're too full to eat them.

I wish the Saira store would let me buy a code without having to buy the code for a friend also. (Stupid store bug.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 12, 2009, 11:40:27
Granted, miraculously the option now works, and gives you just one code instead of two. The price however changed from $17 for two licenses to $115 for one license.

I wish I didn't had to go to work next week.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Soron on December 12, 2009, 18:42:07
Granted. You won't go to work 'cus you're magically in house arrest for the rest of your life.
Which btw, isn't that great.

I wish for peace and tranquility to flow throughout the world. A world were everyone is happy and everything works out perfectly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 12, 2009, 19:52:46
Granted. You won't go to work 'cus you're magically in house arrest for the rest of your life.
Which btw, isn't that great.

I wish for peace and tranquility to flow throughout the world. A world were everyone is happy and everything works out perfectly.

Granted. Everyone now loves eachother while aliens invade Earth.
I wish I could understand what my dream was about last night...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 12, 2009, 20:35:08
Granted. It's all clear now. Your dream foretells of an impending atomic destruction.

I wish I could find someone to split the Saira price with.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 12, 2009, 21:32:27
Granted. You find a random stranger from the forum to split the price with you but now this person found out your address and your telephone number and wants to be your BFF and won't stop stalking you.

I wish I had something delicious to eat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 12, 2009, 22:30:30
Granted. You have hundred delicious carrots for beverage. Your rabbit is very fund of it. Unfortunately, you can't stand carrots due to an allergy.

I wish I could do telekinesis


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PONTO on December 12, 2009, 23:23:45
Granted. Now everyone thinks you are a freak and scientists will kidnap and study you for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew all there is to know about mathmatics and physics.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 12, 2009, 23:28:27
Granted. You can now move anything lighter than 0.5 milligram roughly 2.5 mm in any direction except for up.
Darn you, PONTO. :P
Granted. Your brain cannot hold all of the information without erasing everything else, and since your wished for it, the science info can't be replaced by new memories.


I wish I won the lottery.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 12, 2009, 23:58:34
Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.

I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 13, 2009, 03:35:36
Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.

I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.
Granted. It's a wallswim- and void- riddled level that the creator spent 5 minutes on.

I wish that Rammstein wasn't banned from performing in the U.S.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 13, 2009, 12:32:02
Granted. They are now allowed to play in the U.S., but no one is allowed to see them while they're in the U.S.

I wish I had another pair of hands to help me out doing stuff in my house.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dataflashsabot on December 13, 2009, 12:40:08
Granted. Two tiny hands, around 1mm in size, spout from your left ear.

I wish I had a fast enough connection to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 13, 2009, 13:17:32
Granted. Your connection is already good enough to download Saira in a reasonable amount of time. To make it fast, you pack your modem and drive 140 mph on the motorway. You get arrested by the police for speeding though and you end up in jail.

I wish I had a girlfriend


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nifflas on December 13, 2009, 14:38:04
Granted! You had one.
I wish I can make a living out of game development!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 13, 2009, 14:41:45
Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.

I wish more people would post in this topic.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 13, 2009, 15:02:32
Granted, but they can't come up with something good.

I wish I had something better than Intel® 82845G so Saira wouldn't run in 6x slow-motion.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 13, 2009, 17:49:47
Granted, now your computer its powerful and saira its played so fast that you die every 5 seconds.

I wish i could read minds


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 13, 2009, 18:12:31
Granted. Now you can hear everyones thoughts all the time... and they all hate you.

I wish males weren't so obsessed with Madden.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 13, 2009, 20:07:58
Granted.  Now all the gramers (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gramer) (as they are referred to by the show Nametags) play Knytt.  Now you're one of them. :shocked:

I wish Barbie video games never existed.  Especially that one on the NES.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Niffreak on December 13, 2009, 20:13:16
Granted. Here comes Bratz.

I wish Christmas would be concentrated to its core, without the constant screeching of children (I WANT THAT ONE!), the endless waiting lines in every shop, the knowledge you won't be getting good presents, the knowledge you won't be getting presents (economy, economy) and the constant bell-jingling santas blocking my path to make me buy some red-white striped ****.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 13, 2009, 20:41:24
Granted. Your next game will be the Sims 4.
If only. :U He'd do a hell of a lot better job than EA's doing right now.

Granted, but, since your wish was really long, I didn't really read it. I got the gist of what it was saying (Christmas without the whiny children, crappy presents, etc) but I may have missed something vital due to the length of your wish. Now, hopefully you've read all of this while realizing that I'm only doing this to make a long post in response and to make you lose the game.

I wish I knew what this weird sound coming from the back of the house was.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 13, 2009, 20:48:54
Granted. It's a swarm of screaming zombie moles. Yeah.

I wish it was winter break already.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PONTO on December 13, 2009, 21:16:01
Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...

I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 13, 2009, 21:19:31
Ok, you just got flu and can't leave your bed any day soon. Early winter break for you...

I wish I could go back to when I was a kid.
Granted. You're now three, while everyone else stays the same age. Government scientists take you and study you in hopes of finding the secret to age reversal.

I wish for a fish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 13, 2009, 21:25:12
Granted. It's a Whale Shark. It gets bored of plankton and decides to eat you.

I wish I could finally get a top score on Galiga


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 13, 2009, 23:10:47
Granted. Misteriously all scores are reset and you're the first to get a score of 5. Unfortunately, the next player comes in right after you and has 325235326 points.

I wish the clock would go back a few hours.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 13, 2009, 23:45:00
Granted. Your bedroom clock goes back three hours, so you oversleep next morning.

I wish I could divide by zero.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 14, 2009, 00:35:52
Granted, you took a whole eternity to write the result.

I wish that my internet connection where less shity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 14, 2009, 08:27:51
Granted. Your internet is now one kb/s faster.

I wish it was christmas already.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 14, 2009, 09:36:12
Granted. To increase productivity, your government orders Christmas to be moved to today, and to last only a few hours. You miss out on all the presents, food, cookies, free time etc. and things are back to regular work/school schedule until next April, when the newly scheduled New Year rolls around.

I wish that the MICT was blown to bits and the remains burned down to ashes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 14, 2009, 11:51:00
Granted. As they control the internet, and no longer exists, so goes the internet in Asia. You gained nothing.

I wish it started to snow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dataflashsabot on December 14, 2009, 12:59:12
Granted. The snow falls harder and faster than ever before, until it covers all exits from your house.

I wish my computer would stop bluescreening every few hours.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 14, 2009, 13:42:36
Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.

I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.
Granted. It's a wallswim- and void- riddled level that the creator spent 5 minutes on.

I wish that Rammstein wasn't banned from performing in the U.S.
I also like rammstein!

Yeah.... now it bluescreens every minute  >)

i wish that i could get the full version of saira  :/


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Niffreak on December 14, 2009, 15:01:11
Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Let's see what you come up with.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 14, 2009, 15:21:28
Granted, your wish is corrupted.

I wish people took rules a bit more seriously, including those of forumgames.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 14, 2009, 15:24:52
Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.
I thought it was a payed code  :huh:.

Granted, your wish is corrupted.

I wish people took rules a bit more seriously, including those of forumgames.
Granted, as the people acts well and the forum stopped requiring staff help you become degraded to normal user.

Edit: why i keep forgeting my wish?
I wish that night sky dont were wiiware exclusive


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 14, 2009, 15:38:11
Granted, now its sprunkelbox 2xx exclusive, unfortuantely, the sprunkelbox come out in 3000 ad  C)
i wish that i could breath fire!  :crazy:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 14, 2009, 15:49:43
Granted - you just don't have control over it. Now whenever you open your mouth, huge flames burst out randomly. You cannot talk and everyone deserts you.

I wish for peaceful solitude.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PONTO on December 14, 2009, 22:31:33
Granted, you'll be taken to a lonely island, to live alone and peacefully. As soon as you get there, though, you feel alone and want someone with you. And that was a one-way ticket.

I wish Saira sells well.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 14, 2009, 22:59:24
Granted, someone named Saira now sells wells.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 15, 2009, 05:31:58
Granted. You don't have to go to school tomorrow because your entire town/city was hit by a large meteor and now there is only a large hole to go to.

I wish they sold cheap boxes of sugar free brownie mix.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 15, 2009, 05:47:03
Granted, they just replaced the sugar with gallons of high-fructose corn syrup.

I wish for a washing machine that ran on the pure essence of clothing instead of electricity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 15, 2009, 07:04:13
Granted. Your machine ate all the clothes to power itself so now you have no clothes  :crazy:

I wish that pop quizzes didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 15, 2009, 07:21:07
Granted. Welcome to pop-exams! Instead of unannounced short quizzes, now you've got unannounced hour-long tests that make up 40% of the total grade.

I wish people could just travel to any country without having to have visas, passports and border control.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 15, 2009, 16:35:14
Granted. Terrorists and mafias can now easily infiltrate any country and spread chaos and destruction.

I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on December 15, 2009, 17:19:07
Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)

I wish it was Christmas today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 16, 2009, 01:01:01
Granted, but you don't get any presents because no one had bought any gifts yet.

I wish pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis was a shorter word.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 16, 2009, 01:44:31
Granted. It is now pneu. However, you soon catch pneumonia and are misdiagnosed. They give you the treatment for pneu instead and the treatment involves jarring needles into your brain.

I wish that Green Day had another album out that is acclaimed to be better than the Beatles.

run: offtopic.exe
I wish my fish was a dish so kapish I would shish!
Granted. But the hish got frish on it's plish so now its drunk and you can't get it out of the oven. (wat?)
You, sir, with the Internet.
But because I don't have a spare one on me, here's a :hiddenstar:.
close:offtopic.exe


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 16, 2009, 03:50:39
Granted. But one day afterward the Beatles get resurrected and make the BEST ALBUM EVAR!
Just to settle the score. :^^:

I wish I knew how to program in every language and engine. (WaDF Mod, anyone?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 16, 2009, 04:12:02
Granted, but now you can't get away from using your knowledge to help every single user on StackOverflow.

I wish I had a Christmas List.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Niffreak on December 16, 2009, 15:54:33
You get a Christmas list. There isn't anything nice on it.

I wish for a peanut. (doesn't all need to be exorbitant)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 16, 2009, 21:20:38
Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 16, 2009, 23:02:28
Granted, you get a nut that someone peed on.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

granted but each wish you wish for has something bad happening

i wish full version of saira was free


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vinnie on December 16, 2009, 23:24:47
Granted. But Nifflas gets poor and can't make games anymore.

I wish the next person wishes something.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 16, 2009, 23:32:57
Granted, but that wish is stupid.

I wish that 1+1 is not 2 but 31.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 16, 2009, 23:59:38
Granted, but now math becomes even more confusing then it already was.

I wish /awsome/ wouldn't stare into my soul.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 17, 2009, 02:36:02
Granted. Your soul becomes lonely and eventually rips its way out of your chest to try to make new friends.

I wish I could fly!  :crazy:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 17, 2009, 06:06:17
Granted. You turn into a balloon, fly into the upper atmosphere, and pop.

EWPS.

I wish I had a really cool middle name.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 17, 2009, 06:43:26
Granted.  Exp HP is your middle name.  XD

I wish I was this guy: :nuts:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 17, 2009, 19:06:41
Granted. Enjoy the rest of your life unable to stop grinning and stuck in Nifflas forum.

I wish this quote was true...
Quote from: Me (on roblox.com)
Dare not underestimate me
for all failure comes from my hand
Dare not kill me
for all haunts come from my mind
Above all, dare not insult me
for all fate comes from my report tool


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 18, 2009, 01:46:15
Granted, you say said quote on Roblox and people think that you are a complete nerd.

I wish I knew how to make games like Nifflas does.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 18, 2009, 03:50:15
Granted. Your uncanny ability to make marvelous games results in Nicalis abducting you and forcing you to make games for a living. Because of your servitude, the quality of your games rapidly deteriorates. To account for any loses, Nicalis sells your house and puts you out on the street. (Not saying this has or will happen to you, Nifflas, lol.)

I wish Nifflas didn't have to temporarily move the forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 18, 2009, 04:29:12
wth! i didn't even know that! ugh  <_<

anyways... Granted. He doesn't temporarily move it, he permanently moves it... to Estonia where they have no internet connection and the forum only has a single member, Nifflas.


I wish this headache would go away.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 18, 2009, 05:25:41
Granted! Your headache is now replaced with a concussion.

I wish I could figure out how to use the Saira level editor.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 18, 2009, 10:14:41
Granted. You figured out how to use the Saira level by studying the documentation. Then you find out that you don't have all the tools and this wish will prevent you from ever getting them.

I wish it would start snowing again. I like snow! :)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 18, 2009, 10:25:58
Granted. It's snowing like crazy, but it's all grey and smells really bad, because industrial gases in the upper atmosphere polluted the snow severely. It is quickly classified as biohazard, so authorities order a lockdown of your entire area until hazmat teams clean up the dangerous waste.  :P

I wish I could get lots of money from the things I like to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 18, 2009, 13:52:47
Granted. Next time you play Monopoly, you will win with a huge amount of 'money'.

Yeah, so i got the power to decide all failures and control all NPCs on Roblox.
Dare not underestimate me
for all failure comes from my hand
Dare not kill me
for all haunts come from my mind
Above all, dare not insult me
for all fate comes from my report tool
But i wish some respect.
Granted, you say said quote on Roblox and people think that you are a complete nerd.
P.S. If they think so, i'll just report 'em.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 18, 2009, 18:58:34
If it stops the game from running, then i can just wish Kaizoman666's signature wasn't so Kaizo-ish. Respect, less Kaizo-ish signature, your choice.

('Kaizo' can be translated as 'Asshole' and it has something to do with hacking a game (in this case it is Super Mario World) so that it becomes very hard and average people cant beat it within 10 minutes because they EVEN die when they beat the level)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 19, 2009, 01:29:06
Wish granted, but now my signature has a picture of you saying, "I suck!"   :^^:

I wish that it rained chocolate.

If it stops the game from running, then i can just wish Kaizoman666's signature wasn't so Kaizo-ish. Respect, less Kaizo-ish signature, your choice.

('Kaizo' can be translated as 'Asshole' and it has something to do with hacking a game (in this case it is Super Mario World) so that it becomes very hard and average people cant beat it within 10 minutes because they EVEN die when they beat the level)

Um... 'Kaizo' doesn't mean 'Asshole'. It means 'Reconstructed'. So technically, I'm the reconstructed man. (Also, whats wrong with a Kaizo-ish signature?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 19, 2009, 02:24:09
Granted. All the chocolates that rain down have brussel sprout centers except in november and december, when it has yam centers.


I wish that me and my boyfriend come across something awesome to do for new year's eve.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 19, 2009, 03:12:38
Granted. All the chocolates that rain down have brussel sprout centers except in november and december, when it has yam centers.


I wish that me and my boyfriend come across something awesome to do for new year's eve.
Granted. You two decide to try to divide by zero. This destroys the universe.
I wish that I could divide by negative zero. :shifty:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 19, 2009, 03:35:46
Granted. You divide 0 by -0.  C)

I wish I could find the square root of -16.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 19, 2009, 03:47:42
Granted. You divide 0 by -0.  C)

I wish I could find the square root of -16.

Granted.  You now know the answer is ±4i (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/i_%28mathematics%29).  But you don't know why, because you just graduated from high school without remembering anything from math class, and every college hates you.

I wish I had a better computer mouse.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on December 19, 2009, 04:21:07
Granted. You go out and buy the new Apple Mighty Mouse Wireless for some vast sum of money, then throw a tantrum when you realise thet you need Bluetooth for the damn thing to work. And mac OSX.

I wish Mac OS10.5 could play windows games (Like Knytt Stories :shifty:) WITHOUT a stupid virtual machine or a partition.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: smeagle on December 19, 2009, 05:31:00
Well, it can! with WINE! (but you need to download a .dll that has a mac virus in it  :shocked:)

I wish that i had a busking license  :/


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 19, 2009, 05:48:40
Well, it can! with WINE! (but you need to download a .dll that has a mac virus in it  :shocked:)

I wish that i had a busking license  :/
Granted, but, because I hav e no idea what "busking" is, I hand you a piece of bread with a smiley face written in mustard. :D

I wish my wish didn't get granted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 19, 2009, 06:43:12
Gran... I mean... wait, what?!?!  O_o

I wish that I pwned.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 19, 2009, 09:08:39
Granted. But the world then finds out that "pwned" is in fact an alien acronym infiltrated into Earth's culture which actually means: Possibly Washed Ned's Extra Dildo.


I wish that I could solve my rubiks cube in under 2.5 minutes.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 19, 2009, 09:41:15
Granted... You just learned this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Jq15NqNuQ) But it only works on a regular rubiks cube. Yours has transformed into a Petaminx (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLyFqm4D9tI) as a side-effect.

I wish it turned back into a regular one or at least one of these (http://www.oddee.com/item_96712.aspx).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 19, 2009, 12:56:36
Sorry for offtopicness, but...
Um... 'Kaizo' doesn't mean 'Asshole'. It means 'Reconstructed'. So technically, I'm the reconstructed man. (Also, whats wrong with a Kaizo-ish signature?)
Sorry, on Youtube it said it means Asshole, and theres nothing wrong with Kaizo-ish. I just wanted to keep the game runnin...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Niffreak on December 20, 2009, 16:28:55
Yes, it turns in one of those. The petaminx, in fact.  >)

I wish... for a merry christmas? :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 20, 2009, 16:54:49
Granted, but this is corrupt-a-wish, not corrupt-the-game-with-a-wish, thus creating a paradox in a way noone understands. Anyways, the paradox corrupted real life so on every Christmas you, and ONLY YOU, will be teleported into the day after Christmas, where you have to spend both days. But since this paradox corrupted the wish, the wish corrupts the paradox so the same day will repeat over and over and over... anyways, the paradox wont work on other people so that means after the day after Christmas, you won't exist. And nobody cares. Anyways, from your point of view, you will remain in existence, but are sealed away in some kind of wacky day-after-Christmas-dimension that keeps repeating itself so life gets boring but you cant die since you will reset at midnight. You can only hope finding a solution to de-paradox and return to real life.


I wish my Sloganizer (http://sloganizer.net/en/) slogan will keep making sense for atleast 1 day. (It re-randomizes every 30 seconds and sometimes says something stupid like 'I would sleep with StraightFlame' or 'My StraightFlame and me'


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 21, 2009, 14:54:27
Granted. for one single day it says something reasonable.
But then the next day it says "Straightflame discovered the square of pudding".



*EDIT*
Almost forgot to wish =P

I wish for a pretty pink plastic pony.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 21, 2009, 15:39:11
Granted, but as i like the text my userbar thingy said, a paradox occurs (ANOTHER paradox?) that makes your pony go evil.

I wish i would stop creating paradoxes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 21, 2009, 20:57:13
Granted, but first you create one last paradox that unfortunately creates a black hole that swallows everything, including the internet.

I wish this wish wouldn't break the game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 21, 2009, 23:04:31
Granted,but the wish breaks all the other forumgames from Mafia to Game of destruction  >).

EDIT:and again i forget the wish

I wish that the delicious pie would feel somewhat zombified to their scaly Tetris Block's and smelly mother's Myst crap, StraightFlame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 22, 2009, 02:10:32
Granted, but now the entire int3rnet hates you for referencing MAWG.


I wish I had fifteen mouths.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 22, 2009, 04:44:12
Granted. But they're all stapled shut because you were randomly selected by your government to take part in the new "Mouth Staples Diet."

I wish all the non dessert foods I ate were covered in masago. :)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 22, 2009, 06:09:31
Granted. But they're all stapled shut because you were randomly selected by your government to take part in the new "Mouth Staples Diet."

I wish all the non dessert foods I ate were covered in masago. :)
Granted. but, because I have no idea what masago is, I lost the game.

I wish I won the game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on December 22, 2009, 06:28:37
Granted, but you'll never know that you are winning, because then you'd lose.

I wish the game didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 22, 2009, 06:30:48
Granted, but you'll never know that you are winning, because then you'd lose.

I wish the game didn't exist.
Blasphemy!
Sorry, go ahead. :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 22, 2009, 08:46:46
Granted... The Game (http://www.losethegame.com), which i just lost, doesn't exist anymore. All other games, DO exist.

I wish i were the moon. (http://www.ludomancy.com/blog/2008/09/03/i-wish-i-were-the-moon/)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 22, 2009, 09:00:07
Granted, but because Razzorman its already a moon (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg25102#msg25102), you collide with him and both got destroyed

I wish that my brother stop spying my posts (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=26;sa=showPosts).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 22, 2009, 09:12:39
Granted, but i started to spy your posts. Thanks for the 'Running all the way' KS level.

Seriously, i can't stop, and therefore i am gonna type the following sentence: I wish i could STOP!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 22, 2009, 09:43:12
Oh, and P.S. Firecat, did you notice i gave you a Sloganizer Slogan? (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2209.15)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 22, 2009, 21:49:15
Oh, and P.S. Firecat, did you notice i gave you a Sloganizer Slogan? (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2209.15)
Not until now, i should visit that topic more :U.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 23, 2009, 07:54:19
It said 'Firecat is better than chocolate' right now  :^^:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 23, 2009, 20:13:07
Moving on with the game...

Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die.

I wish I had a pizza.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 23, 2009, 20:35:52
Moving on with the game...

Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die.

I wish I had a pizza.
Granted. It's got alien sausage on it, which is toxic to all organic life forms on Earth and it kills off all plants and animals.
I wish I could make a badass first-person shooter.

(P.S. Firecat, your sloganizer just said "Firecat, better than sex."  O_o )


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 23, 2009, 20:51:19
Sorry, it is just uncontrollable. Mine once said 'Since 1985' while it was supposed to be 'Since 1997'.  <_< Anyways,

Granted, but since i wished i could stop, i am still alive, and hid a link to www.losethegame.com in the pizza. As you eat it, it goes to your mind somehow, and you can't stop thinking about that website. And if anyone thinks about it, they gotta yell 'I just lost the Game' towards random people. So as you never disobeyed a game's rules (i guess, or else it just will be a side effect) people think you are crazy. And, eh, two more things: I already stopped spying Firecat's posts, and i just lost the Game! Damn you P-Bot (http://p-bot.newgrounds.com)! Eh, i mean Pumpkinbot...

Granted, but since you replied before me, i take revenge on you by erasing all Counter-Strike related data i can find on your computer AND in your mind. You accidentally/coincidentially create a game so similar to Counter-Strike that it doesn't seem a coincidence. Enjoy staying in jail for a loooooooooooooong time. I can't believe i am just that cruel  >)

I wish New Choose your Own Adventure (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.msg27165#msg27165) would be more popular. I want it so much that i even posted a link to it here, and in my signature (thanks to Evil for the signature idea)!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 24, 2009, 02:33:14
Granted, but everyone makes stupid posts and the game is ruined.

I wish Farik would finish Sputzna.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 24, 2009, 04:49:19
Granted,it haves 10 wallswims, 5 voids, 20 SGE´s and a bug that dont let you end the game.

I wish that i could live in a colony in mars.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 24, 2009, 06:15:46
I wish that i could live in a colony in mars.

Granted. In your next life, you will be reborn as a single-celled fungus living in a fungal colony inside an expired Mars chocolate bar. Eww!

I wish it would be snowing here in the tropics tomorrow. :)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 09:18:04
Granted. Tomorrow i will randomly teleport the forum to Mt. Sugarpeak. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.0) With every key anyone presses, there will be an avalanche. After all, you wished for it to snow in the topics, right?

I wish Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. Oh, plz dont misunderstand my wish as you did before:

I wish i could STOP! (i meant stop spying Firecat's posts)

Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die. (he meant stop living)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on December 24, 2009, 10:04:00
Granted. But then Firecat becomes the Ultimate Forum Moderator and rules with an iron keyboard and turns this forum into a tyrannical evil forum in which he "moderates" every post to say "Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. That is all that matters."

I wish that I do well in my first time playing Mafia. :)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 10:18:44
Granted, but every post you make says ''Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. That is all that matters.'' And LPChip bans you for being a spambot that works for Firecat.

I wish that delicious salad feels very crappified to it's scaly Tetris Blocks and smelly mother's talking car, Firecat. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1959.150)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 24, 2009, 14:48:03
Granted, the scaly tetris blocks fell over you and the talking car wants to kill you because they dont like how the delicious salad feels crappified.

I wish that i could live as a human in a metalic city with a oxygen bubble, pseudogravitatory field and stuff. in the fourth planet from the star called sun.(Beat that SiamJai)



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 24, 2009, 15:01:53
Wish granted, but you already do. Because you wished for something you already had, the sun explodes and the planet is sucked into the newly created black hole.

I wish I had a puppy hat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 15:34:23
Here you go! *kills kaizoman666's dog and makes a hat out of the body* A puppy hat! Merry X-mas!

I wish that i could use ?  this, ✔ this, and ✘ this some more. (You can take advantage of it if you know it is against the Forum rules to use fonts and stuff if it is unnecessary to do so, but i am sure you would find some more creative ways to corrupt my wish)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 24, 2009, 15:44:42
Wish granted, you can now use ?  this, ✔ this, and ✘ this some more. However, now people spam their writing with flashy colors that  hurt your eyes.

I wish
tables
actually
worked
correctly.
(No lines, see?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 17:06:25
I misunderstood you, and think you mean line breaks. I think the wish is invalid.

I wish i knew what format is used for avatars. I already tried JPEG format!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 24, 2009, 17:18:30
Granted, you realize that its GIF, but then the forum loses his avatar uploading system.

I wish i had the full version of saira.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 17:38:48
Granted. You bought it for all your money.

I wish for some cheese. How about it?

✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ?  What the pfargtl?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 17:39:52
P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame Firecat!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 24, 2009, 18:01:12
P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame Firecat!
It was nothing, Firecat StraightFlame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 18:04:05
P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame!
It was nothing, Firecat.
Ah, what the pfargtl! Took me until you posted to notice it!  C)p


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 25, 2009, 17:11:18
I wish for some cheese. How about it?
✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ?  What the pfargtl?
✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ?  What the pfargtl? (I chose all three)

I wish a Brütal Chrïstmas to all!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on December 25, 2009, 17:13:13
Granted, but all meant ALL of your body.  Should've specified.
I wish I could make excellent knytt stories levels like I used to before forum kaboom.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 25, 2009, 23:20:42
Granted, you make a awesome KS level, but before you could post it the forum goes kaboom for the third(?) time.

I wish nobody could notice that my avatar changes


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on December 26, 2009, 08:03:13
Granted, but then why the crap does it change if no one notices?  :sick:

I wish I had a rainbow pegasus.  :crazy:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 26, 2009, 20:43:14
Granted, but it's actually the embodiment of evil.

I wish I had some cinnamon Stride.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 27, 2009, 01:15:56
Granted, however, you accidentally chew your tongue off after zoning out about how delicious it is.


I wish I could finish reading my book.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 27, 2009, 02:44:10
Granted, it ends with everyone dieing, your not pleasured of this. *Insert book flying from window here*

I wish the forum were more active


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on December 27, 2009, 05:16:25
Granted. Hundreds of spambots increase forum activity to the point of server crash.

I wish I'd be more skilled at art and music.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on December 27, 2009, 13:33:39
granted, but you are less skilled in stuff you do best.

i wish for SRB2 (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2390.0) to be done.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dynamite on December 27, 2009, 14:07:27
Granted, but you have to pay $100 for the finished version

I wish that I can have 500 more wishes


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on December 27, 2009, 14:17:39
Granted, but all wishes get corrupted.

I wish my fish wasn't drunk so I could get it out of the oven.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 27, 2009, 16:22:49
Granted, but now the hish got even MOAR frish on its plish so now it is more drunk than ever your fish is no longer a dish so kaptish it would shish.

I wish for some cheese. For real this time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on December 27, 2009, 18:26:23
Granted. its poisoned.
i wish for my scroll im my mouse wasnt broken <_<


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 27, 2009, 19:05:05
Granted. its poisoned.
i wish for my scroll im my mouse wasnt broken <_<
Granted. Now the ball/laser tracker/whatever moves it is broken.
I wish I knew who invented math.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 27, 2009, 19:13:13
Granted. You are teleported back six hundred thousand years to the time of the neanderthal. There, you meet the first mathematician. Unfortunately, you can't get back.

I wish for a wish uncorrupter.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on December 27, 2009, 19:35:42
Granted, but it corrupts.
I wish for Uber pro master KS level making skills!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dynamite on December 28, 2009, 02:31:13
Granted, but nobody plays your levels

I wish it was sunny outside


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 28, 2009, 03:40:50
Granted. The sun experiences a giant solar flare that roasts the entire planet.

I wish that I could play EVEN MOAR Tetris.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on December 28, 2009, 05:12:27
You play so long you get the Tetris effect, and it gives you brain damage. Later a hemorrhage forms and kills you.

I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 28, 2009, 05:59:11
You play so long you get the Tetris effect, and it gives you brain damage. Later a hemorrhage forms and kills you.

I wish I was an Oscar-Mayer Wiener.
Granted. You are now a dachshund.
I wish that Green Day's earlier songs didn't all sound the same/similar. (Nimrod and back.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on December 28, 2009, 11:37:18
Granted, but the green day's later songs hear the same/similiar.
I wish i got full version of Saira.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 28, 2009, 12:46:07
Granted. You, too, spend all your money on buying a crappy illegal version for Famicom.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on December 28, 2009, 13:04:09
Granted. You, too, spend all your money on buying a crappy illegal version for Famicom.
ERROR 3.14:no wish detected.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 28, 2009, 19:26:17
Crud! An error 404 in my wish (it isnt a 314 but a 404).

I wish i had incredible h4xx0r skillz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 28, 2009, 19:56:30
Crud! An error 404 in my wish (it isnt a 314 but a 404).
I think 3.14 referring to an approximmation of pi.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 29, 2009, 14:59:32
If you didnt notice yet, i KNOW that.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 30, 2009, 03:17:25
Then there was no need to make a correction. Besides, 404 isn't necessarily the error code for wish absence.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 30, 2009, 07:24:33
AHEM! Granted (StraightFlame haz 1337 h4x0r sk1llz), but you get caught by the FBI and are mistaken to be a [insert country here] spy, launching us into World War III.
While we're on the subject of nuclear holocaust, I wish all the Internets I have in my Internetometer were real Internets.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 30, 2009, 14:51:05
Granted, but they are all parallel to each other. Meaning that there are 14 Nifflas forums and you dont know which one is the real one.

I wish World War III ended (if you are confused, look at the reply above this one)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 30, 2009, 18:32:21
Granted, but instanly World War IV start due to another country having different shape of windows.

I wish that i could access to the old forum


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 30, 2009, 20:17:35
Granted, you can now access one of the oldest forums on the internet. You had to wish for access to Nifflas' old forum.

Instanly World War IV start due to another country having different shape of windows.
I wish Firecat didn't make an online game (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/519030) reference.
Spoiler: If you don't get it (click to show/hide)
Wait, if he didn't, i wish i could get infinite coins at www.habbo.be (Um... that is the Dutch Habbo Hotel)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 30, 2009, 20:20:05
Granted. They make a version of Level Up! for PS3. It is now an offline-game reference.

I wish for a gravity gun and a portal gun that both work perfectly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 30, 2009, 20:27:54
Spoiler: If you don't get it (click to show/hide)
Here, take a  :pop: as a archivement \o/.
(And yeah, thats the worst reason to fight ever)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 30, 2009, 21:31:28
Granted, you get a working gravity gun and portal gun, but you accidentally teleport yourself into a trash compacter, where you get crushed into a little square.

I wish I had a cookie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 30, 2009, 22:12:07
granted,its an arsenic cookie (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=707.0).

I wish i did an online game reference.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on December 30, 2009, 23:06:00
granted,its an arsenic cookie (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=707.0).

I wish i did an online game reference.
Granted, but, since you already did (with the arsenic cookie AND with Level Up!), you cause a paradox that starts World War V. :facepalm:

I wish there was a :facepalm: emote.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 30, 2009, 23:18:43
I wish there was a :facepalm: emote.
There is.. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=429.msg11865#msg11865


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 30, 2009, 23:35:14
Granted but because...
There is.. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=429.msg11865#msg11865
Another paradox its created that makes a paradox that destroys the universe
(http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/9b0990e46c.gif)

I wish that the universe is rebuilded again


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 31, 2009, 03:56:40
Granted, but you aren't in it. You are currently floating through the blackness of space outside the universe, bored out of your mind because you can't move back in.

I wish my new computer didn't break already because of a bad Windows Update.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 31, 2009, 04:07:01
Done. It breaks because of an Apple update that somehow got in there.

I wish for awexmoesauce to become a commonly used word in the English and German languages.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on December 31, 2009, 04:49:05
Granted. Everyone you know now uses it ALL THE TIME and it annoys you to no end, so now you despise the word.

I wish I could stay awake indefinitely without ill effects.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 31, 2009, 16:28:29
Granted, but your ability disapears after 3 years, which you then break down and die due to a lack of energy.  C)p

I wish I don't have to wait 3 hours for tech support while I try to fix the computer mentioned in my previous wish.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2009, 16:53:09
Granted. You have to wait 3 years. Wait a sec, i want more 'dun dun DAAH' effect in it.
Spoiler: Plan B (click to show/hide)

I wish i could press Jonbro's button (http://www.jonbro.com/games/buttongame.html) as much times as i want to, and that it resets at the end so i could keep pressing the red button again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 31, 2009, 17:44:01
Wish granted, but you can't stop clicking it for the rest of your life (also, you really like buttons, don't you).

I wish I didn't have a seizure inducing background for my old computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on December 31, 2009, 18:52:21
Granted. You now have a terminal heart attack inducing background.

I wish that the internet was fun again. It seems really boring lately, you know, sort of devoid of content. :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2009, 19:14:41
Granted.
Which you don't play anyways.
You screwed it up real good...

I wish for all side-effects to be undone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 07:05:52
Granted. You will now never have a side effect from taking Advil. (Oh, non-specifications, how I love thee...)

I wish that I was better at uprooting information.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 01, 2010, 07:49:18
Granted. You will now never have a side effect from taking Advil. (Oh, non-specifications, how I love thee...)

I wish that I was better at uprooting information.
Granted. You can now take whole trees out of the ground to study them (if you were strong enough).

I wish that I could see in the dark.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 08:14:41
Granted: You get a ton of carrots.
I wish i had a Shinx and a Combee (Yep, i meant those fourth generation Pokemon)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 10:09:33
Granted, but they die from being in the real world.

I wish that I could fdghsdklfjghl0 3086034w-trjgo25645yu890gjktjg225y6845u!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Evil on January 01, 2010, 10:22:45
granted but you got arrested by the fbi for illegal activities

I wish I could fly


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 10:51:52
Granted, you can fly 1cm far in any direction except for up.

I wish my Shinx and Combee weren't dead.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 16:43:44
Granted, they come back as zombies and eat your brain.

I wish there was no war in the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 18:07:53
Granted, but the fact that my pets ate me is just fine with me.

I wish i-- Wait a sec, if i am eaten, how could i wish for that to be undone? Anyways, you may have noticed what i was about to wish: I wish i am alive.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 18:20:22
You burst out of your pet(s)' stomach, (with absolutely no blood or gore, by the way), totally alive. But your pets are dead. Good going.

I wish for a MILLION WISHES!

I wish for some non-toxic, delicious pie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 18:34:34
Here ya go. Lol, now i am gonna quote something at the moment it is said. Which is weird...
Quote from: Mochaalatte
Pretty nice. My favourite. Non-Toxic. Pretty nice so far.
*eats pie* Nice. No spontaneously combusting or something. But the pie needs just a little more sugar, StraightFl--
THE PIE NEEDS MORE SUGAR!? DAMN YOU STRAIGHTFLAME!

I wish i could fight using pyro-- wait, i already can. But it mostly harms me.
I wish for some fireproof whatever you can think of.
(this could also be corrupted by the fact that my pets already have been dead since i got them, and in this kind of situation i like the fact that they exploded)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on January 01, 2010, 21:17:19
You get a fireproof suit but it is very uncomfortable.

I wish people would play my forum gamers more, instead of this.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 21:23:43
Wish granted, but all they end up posting is, "SPAM SPAM SPAMMY SPAM, SPAMMIDY SPAM SPAM SPAM."

I wish that this forum had more hidden emoticons. :awsum:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 21:25:38
Granted. They hid all emoticons.

I wish you didn't post right before me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 21:36:40
Granted, he posted right in-front of you.

I wish that a system file's page file could be opened.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 01, 2010, 21:54:17
Granted: You get a ton of carrots.
I wish i had a Shinx and a Combee (Yep, i meant those fourth generation Pokemon)
Greanted, but sence I have bad speling, I give you a sphinx and a comb.

I wish i cud spel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on January 01, 2010, 21:55:25
Granted, but it's un-granted because you didn't do my with. Ditto to my earlier post!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 22:08:53
Granted. What file did you mean, anyway?

(meanwhile, on Pluto, you have access to the school file thingies)


I wish for everything to perfectly rhyme,
and c'mon, please, don't make this a crime. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg24990#msg24990)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 22:30:05
Granted, but here, you go and see,
Aliens dislike rhymes by you and me.
As they descend from the heavens above,
They obliterate our vocal cords, showing no love.


I wish that I could stop this rhyme,
otherwise I'll lose valuable...time?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 01, 2010, 22:46:26
Granted,you recive heart attack,
you die and cant live back.
at least in heaven you dont rhyme,
but everything now is color lime.

I wish that i could play a roblox game for more than two minutes without losing the connection.




Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 00:56:22
Granted, but now you get so addicted that you no longer have a life.

I wish my dog didn't get bit on the leg by some other dog.  :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on January 02, 2010, 01:46:43
Granted. You got bit instead.

I wish people stopped using those internet sig thingys.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Evil on January 02, 2010, 03:34:06
granted, so they pirated a crap load of programs to make a sig

i wish my pillow could talk


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 03:54:39
Granted, however, it now talks all night and keeps you up.

I wish to like beans.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Evil on January 02, 2010, 03:56:00
granted, but you ate so much that you farted 50 tonnes of gas in the air causing a nuclear holocaust

I wish niffchat wasnt so lonely :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 02, 2010, 05:22:28
granted, but you ate so much that you farted 50 tonnes of gas in the air causing a nuclear holocaust

I wish niffchat wasnt so lonely :(
Granted. You now get to converse with spa mbo ts. =D (Don't know if that word would attract them. <_<)

I wish that "teenhmifnoeafgil" was an actual word.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on January 02, 2010, 05:42:10
Granted, it is a very Vulgar curse word, and you'll get arrested for saying it. Your parents are very mad taht you invented the Vulgariest Curse. You are put to- GEDDAN!

I wish I could understand Geddan.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 02, 2010, 06:49:01
Teenhmifnoeafgil (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=672.0) was invented by KG. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=58)

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 08:18:07
Uh... PP... Exp HP clearly said:
Try not to start off-topic discussions.  I have seen this especially happen a lot when someone contests the validity of how somebody corrupted thier wish.  For instance, if you say "I wish it was 70 degrees outside" and somebody responds "Granted.  Your thermostat is now stuck at 70 degrees.  Kelvin, that is," you may be tempted to point out that your wish was for it to be 70 degrees outside (you also might be tempted to point out that there's no such thing as "degrees Kelvin").  But don't.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Evil on January 02, 2010, 09:24:31
Granted, it is a very Vulgar curse word, and you'll get arrested for saying it. Your parents are very mad taht you invented the Vulgariest Curse. You are put to- GEDDAN!

I wish I could understand Geddan.

granted but I cant thing of any clever ideas to corrupt that wish

I wish I could corrupt a wish :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 12:28:23
Invalid: You already can.

I wish spambots didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 19:56:56
Granted, but now they're called spamanimals.

I wish winter vacation was longer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 02, 2010, 20:05:13
Granted, it lasts all year long and the entire Earth's population never advances in any way.

I wish I had some delicious, completely edible, non-toxic, sugar free, banana-type cake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 20:13:59
Granted, but it's expired since 1578 AD No, wait, BC is more LOLish.

I wish i was StraightFlame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 21:23:17
Granted, you are now a straight flame. Unfortunatly, you fly right into a waterfall and die.

I wish my name didn't actually mean "reconstructed man".


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 02, 2010, 21:26:47
Granted, you are now a straight flame. Unfortunatly, you fly right into a waterfall and die.

I wish my name didn't actually mean "reconstructed man".
Granted. Your name is now "SpamBotElite" and you are banned on sight.

I wish Roblox's editor didn't fail at life.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2010, 21:35:05
Granted, but you aren't him.

I wish kaizoman666 was kaizoman666.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 02, 2010, 22:14:17
Granted, I'm back to Kaizoman666. However, this was after I spammed your inbox with random messages. (Also, I said I wish my name didn't MEAN reconstructed man, not that I wanted a name change).

I wish StraightFlame was DiagonalFlame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dataflashsabot on January 02, 2010, 22:29:23
Granted:
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4607/rhfjdjejdyd.png)
...but now your statement repeats itself and the universe implodes.

I wish I could find a good free pixel animation/gif maker tool :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 03, 2010, 09:03:03
Granted, but you will have to pay an insane amount of money to get it.

I wish my name was Com-B. (If you don't get it, Com-B (Combee) is my favourite Pokemon's name.)

Edit: Crud! It had to be FREE! Why didn't anyone te-- yeah... That wud be against the rules of this game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on January 03, 2010, 15:38:15
Granted. Your name is now Com-B. However, the shadow government doesn't like you pretending to be something you're not (i.e. a Combee) so you are sent to jail. In Soviet Russia. And there's no heating system.

I wish I had a lollercopter, lollercoaster, and a pair of lollerskates.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 03, 2010, 16:23:09
Granted, but you crash into a roflcopter while in your lollercopter and die.

I wish I could make my face look like this: :awsum:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 03, 2010, 19:32:20
Granted. But i have to warn you this wish has a side-effect: You can't stop awsum-smiling. I'm not perfect, y'see?

Edit: Forgot wish again... again...

I wish i had a Sprunkelbox 2XX so i could play NightSky (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg25987#msg25987).

[offtopic]
Next time i will wish i won't keep forgetting wishes and ''Have You Ever'' questions.
[/offtopic]


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 03, 2010, 23:11:18
Granted. But i have to warn you this wish has a side-effect: You can't stop awsum-smiling. I'm not perfect, y'see?

Edit: Forgot wish again... again...

I wish i had a Sprunkelbox 2XX so i could play NightSky (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg25987#msg25987).

[offtopic]
Next time i will wish i won't keep forgetting wishes and ''Have You Ever'' questions.
[/offtopic]
Granted. You find out that Sprunkel is a type of Ukrainian cereal, so you get an empty box of Sprunkel cereal. You don't know how to plug in the controller, though

I wish Sprunkel was a cereal.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on January 04, 2010, 00:07:36
It's not Sprunkel. It's Sprünkel. Sprünkeldünkel, to be exact.

Granted! You receive a box in the mail. It's delicious and you eat it all right away. Unfortunately, that was the only box that was and ever will be made of Sprünkel Cereal. :sad:

I wish I had the Advanced SprünkelConsole 20XX Extreme Elite Version so I could play NightSky. (If any of you remember Nifflas's post a long, long time ago, saying that all his new games would be for this obscure thing.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 04, 2010, 07:53:06
Granted. But you haven't got NightSky.

I wish i would stop forgetting my wishes and ''Have you ever'' question, because the ''Have you ever?'' topic was bored to death by me. An entire page!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 05, 2010, 06:28:41
It's not Sprunkel. It's Sprünkel. Sprünkeldünkel, to be exact.
[offtopic]Yeah, well I don't have a "ü" key on my keyboard. And that's gonna be a problem when I learn German this next semester. :P German Internets, here I come![/offtopic]

Edit: Just so you guys don't have to change pages to answer SF's question...
Granted. You are now an elephant 'cause elephants never forget.

I wish my sister's alarm clock didn't go off all the f&!#ing time! Srsly. It goes off a 9:30 a.m. and 9:30 p.m. It's reeeeeeeeally anoying. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep beep beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeep...Sounds like a bomb. (And plz no "IT GOEZ OFF ALL TEH TIEM NAO". Too predictable.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on January 05, 2010, 10:09:16
granted. your sister's alarm clock never goes off. ever again. so she becomes late for her appointment to pick up her birth control, which results in her becoming pregnant with quadruplets, which you of course have to be the permanent babysitters for for the next 13 years of your life.

i wish people hadn't picked on me so much in mafia. :moody:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2010, 17:36:34
Gran-- wait, you don't even play Mafia!
(i KNOW you do, but i had to corrupt it in SOME way.)

I wish i would be able to join Mafia 9.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 05, 2010, 21:19:37
Wait, you aren't able to join Mafia 9? [/offtopic]

Granted, you join Mafia 9. Unfortunatly, you are lynched the first day.

I wish I could control time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2010, 21:39:05
I hope you don't mind this offtopicness, but i can't because it hasn't started yet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on January 05, 2010, 21:48:52
Granted, you control time. The FBI finds you and dissects you and removes several pieces of your brain tissue, an arm, and 3 toes. You live a miserable life in an anti-time controlling chamber.

I wish that this was a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 06, 2010, 01:42:16
Granted. It's a wish to lose all your money.

I wish my cell phone would work only at my command.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 06, 2010, 02:09:30
Granted, but it also reads your mind, and calls any person you think about.

I wish I could control time, but no one else knew.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 06, 2010, 05:10:49
Granted. It's a wish to lose all your money.
Then wouldn't you have to corrupt that wish? :nuts:

Anyway, granted. You can now go forward in time. You can't go backwards.
I wish Kaizoman's next wish wasn't going to be something about time travel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 06, 2010, 07:58:15
Granted. It will not be about controlling time like Dialga does, but about controlling space. Like Palkia does.

I wish my goddamn spaceship would actually work. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28552#msg28552)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 11, 2010, 00:36:15
Granted,you also go to the sun and retrieve a part of it. In your way back something goes wrong and you end up crashing in a incinerator (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28830#msg28830)
I wish my new notebook ''mouse'' weren't so sensible to clicks.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 11, 2010, 01:03:24
Granted, but since we're refferencing other forum games, your computer "accidentally" gets flung by a catapult into a skyscraper. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28803#msg28803)

I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28549#msg28549).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on January 11, 2010, 01:08:23
Kaizo- can we get a wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 11, 2010, 01:09:22
I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28549#msg28549).
Um... Its already there.^

(Oh, hey, I probably added it while you were typing. Our posts were only 19 seconds apart)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 11, 2010, 01:22:09
Granted, but the skyscrapper fells over you (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg28837#msg28837)

I wish that i could have a Door (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Such_a_Beautiful_Day)

(And yeah, my posts have a bit of sci-fi references lastly)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 11, 2010, 02:20:42
Granted, but you start to dislike your Door, and decide to walk outside. Unfortunatly, due to the lack of excersise from Door overuse, you immediatly collapse. No one finds you, since they're too busy using the doors, and you die in the cold temperatures outside (assuming you live somewhere where it is Winter).

I wish Firecat would stop referencing his references to his posts.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 11, 2010, 13:31:18
(assuming you live somewhere where it is Winter)
Actually, im in summer  :P
Granted,but you cant stop clicking this link thinking that you will found something interesing.You die from hunger (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28846#msg28846)

I wish that we stop referencing other forumgames


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 11, 2010, 21:25:26
Since you just didn't just reference another forumgame, the wish is somehow invalid and and a frozen spaceship rams into you, and soon explodes due to the heat from where you live. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28859#msg28859)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 12, 2010, 01:20:49
Wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 12, 2010, 01:59:35
Oh yeah, I wish we would stop linking our posts to other semirelevent subjects.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 12, 2010, 20:11:40
Granted, but you spontaneously combust.
I wish people would use random (like the one i just used) corruptions more, because since we keep using predictable corruptions, more unexpected answers will be funnier.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 12, 2010, 21:07:52
Granted, but a gigant spoon hits your head and you die from brain damage :D

I wish i dont get hit by something random


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 12, 2010, 22:29:19
Granted, but you hit something that was full of spikes and become a shish-kebab.
I wish I was an evil footface demon.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 13, 2010, 00:47:23
Granted, but you hit something that was full of spikes and become a shish-kebab.
I wish I was an evil footface demon.
Granted. You are now a demon with a foot as a face. Because your face is a foot, you have no nose or mouth to breathe with, so you die.
I wish that I didn't know about The Game. I'm losing it quite a bit. D:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 13, 2010, 01:28:44
Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.

I wish I knew how to code ASM (as I've been needing to use it a lot lately).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 13, 2010, 02:46:30
Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb228/gl_link/RageFace2.png)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on January 13, 2010, 04:42:20
I wish my incinerator wasn't destroyed (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg28549#msg28549).
Um... Its already there.^

(Oh, hey, I probably added it while you were typing. Our posts were only 19 seconds apart)

ah, ok. my bad for the premature eja--- i mean demand. :)


Granted, you don't know about the game. But since you just read this corruption, you learned about it and immediatly lost it.

I wish I knew how to code ASM (as I've been needing to use it a lot lately).

granted. seeing as how i have no idea what asm is... wait, unless its what Google told me it was... then in that case there is no longer an American Society for Microbiology... only American MACRObiology Society... so now you have to know how to code AMS.

i wish cheez-its had zero carbs.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 13, 2010, 22:13:30
Granted, but the cheez is made out of thin air.  (bummer)

*thinks deeply*
I wish for three uncorruptable universal wishes!  (I'm expecting it to fail somehow.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 13, 2010, 22:19:18
granted. seeing as how i have no idea what asm is... wait, unless its what Google told me it was... then in that case there is no longer an American Society for Microbiology... only American MACRObiology Society... so now you have to know how to code AMS.
ASM is short for Assembler. Its a low level programming code used by a CPU.

Anyway, wish granted. You get the following wishes granted:
1. I wish I could die.
2. I wish I could drink poison and die.
3. I wish I could drink beer with poison and die.

I wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a etc.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 13, 2010, 22:28:54
Granted, you recive a ''Etc'' in your 25th wish.Whatever a ''Etc'' is'.

I wish that #Niffchat were more active


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 13, 2010, 22:39:10
Granted, but it starts to lag horribly because of the 1653 members that log on at the exact same time.

I wish for something good.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on January 13, 2010, 23:51:29
Granted, but it's just good. Not great or anything, you know?

I wish I didn't have this portfolio thing due tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 14, 2010, 03:12:17
Granted. It's due at 11:59 P.M. today.

I wish I wish I had some fish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 14, 2010, 17:24:19
Granted. But as you said 'i wish' two times, you didn't get a fish and keep wishing for a fish.

I wish for everything to perfectly rhyme,
because that would be now the third time


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 14, 2010, 21:52:58
Granted, but it comes at the cost of going back in medieval times, when rhymes were actually sweated.
*proceeds to wish he could release a zombie apocalypse at will*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 14, 2010, 22:10:12
Granted, but they happen to be Nazi zombies. The zombies soon begin to think that you are Jewish, and kill you (okay, sorry about that joke).

I wish you wouldn't critizise me for making a Nazi joke.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 15, 2010, 00:37:20
Granted, but they happen to be Nazi zombies. The zombies soon begin to think that you are Jewish, and kill you (okay, sorry about that joke).

I wish you wouldn't critizise me for making a Nazi joke.
Granted. Instead, I say "You're criticized for making a bad Nazi joke," and the cliche-ness of that response makes your brain implode.
I wish ich sprachen Deutsche. Fluently, plz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 15, 2010, 17:32:42
Granted, but you can't speak English anymore. And since the Official Forum Rules state you HAVE to speak English, you may never come back here again.

I wish i knew whether the 'rules' tag is allowed to be used by me or not, since i used it in this post.
(The tag i mentioned pops up a link, and if you hold your cursor on it, it says 'Oh boy, we HAD to post this link again.')


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SingingSurger on January 19, 2010, 02:28:59
Granted, you can't use it. You are banned for doing it anyway.

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 19, 2010, 04:24:49
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.
Granted. However, your Paradox forms a never-ending loop of time.......

I wish to wish for wishy wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 19, 2010, 21:15:12
Granted, but you also get corrupted corrupted corruption.

I wish I hadz a mudkipz. Cuz I likez mudkipz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 19, 2010, 22:43:26
Granted, but it simply would not obey you.

*wishes to be capable of being giant*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 20, 2010, 00:09:48
Granted. Unfortunately your head permeates the upper atmosphere, and you get sucked into the never ending void of space.

I wish I had some fully-juiced batteries.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 20, 2010, 00:12:54
Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.

I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on January 20, 2010, 00:19:20
Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.

I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.

Granted but you get an F For Plagiarism

I wish global warming ended


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 20, 2010, 01:58:58
Granted, you get batteries filled with grape juice.

I wish my report (that I probably should be working on) would magically finish itself with A+ quality.
Granted but you get an F For Plagiarism

I wish global warming ended
Actually, Douglas Adams wrote so well when he was in high school, the teachers thought he was plagiarizing. xD
Anyway, global warming has ended. We've all drowned.
I wish people would post very specific wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 20, 2010, 21:28:25
Granted, but they become so specific that you can find any way to corrupt them.

I wish I had a completely normal orange, that did nothing to me (nor did anything else), and no person, place, or thing was damaged, destroyed, or harmed in anyway possible because of my wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 20, 2010, 22:17:22
Granted, but Dr. Clich(e accent aigue) steals it.

I wish I had Dr. Cliché's orange.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 20, 2010, 22:57:42
Granted, but Dr.Cliché kill you with his Gigant (http://www.ni2.se/redirect.php?target=avoidtheevilspaceeel) Space (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?board=21.0) Eel (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1273/avoideelcomic.png)

I wish that we can haz wish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 21, 2010, 01:03:49
Granted, but Dr.Cliché kill you with his Gigant (http://www.ni2.se/redirect.php?target=avoidtheevilspaceeel) Space (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?board=21.0) Eel (http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/1273/avoideelcomic.png)
We can haz wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 22, 2010, 14:45:23
Granted. We can haz followin wish:

I wish Firecat spontaneously combust.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 22, 2010, 15:58:22
Granted. We can haz followin wish:

I wish Firecat spontaneously combust.
Granted, but since Firecat is, essentially, a flaming cat, your wish doesn't really do much.
I wish for a qwerty birdy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Evil on January 23, 2010, 00:56:36
Granted but you turn to a sexy version of jessica alba, and we forced you to stand on a water fountain naked, while holding a tennis racket on your mouth, while having water flow over you

I wish I can be smarticle :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 23, 2010, 03:56:39
Wish granted, but since "smart Evil" somehow ends up being an oxymoron, people start making fun of you.

I wish I had a _____.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 23, 2010, 05:04:02
I wish I had a _____.
Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on January 23, 2010, 05:47:15
Granted. You look like quite the cool, clever guy, even with your pants down. Unfrotunately, the downed pants still hinder your walkage.

I wish I could find some Polyphonic Spree songs in a better audio format.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 23, 2010, 08:30:51
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
You had to put that song back in my head.

Granted, unfortunately, the audio format is just too awesome for your listening device, which explodes, creating a rip in the time-space continuum, which get large enough to swallow your whole city, taking you along with it, and you end up three hundred years ago, on Mars, and your head implodes from lack of oxygen.

I wish I could get "Pants on the Ground" out of my head.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 23, 2010, 15:39:25
Granted, but now music has died out.  What was once an art, is now history.
*wishes to have a good idea for a knytt stories level that he won't burn out of*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 23, 2010, 16:18:44
Granted, but you're the only one who thinks its good. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.

I wish I had all your base.



On a side note...
Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
Since when do blanks kill?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 23, 2010, 19:20:38
On a side note...
Granted. You have a blank. *shoots Kaizo with blanks*
I wish that I wasn't looking like a fool with my pants on the ground.
Since when do blanks kill?
I didn't say they did. But they probably scared you! :D

Granted, but you're the only one who thinks its good. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.

I wish I had all your base.
Granted. All your base are belong to Kaizo. *hands you a noob member called "base2821"* He's you're responsibility now.
I wish that I could find a sentence for the Anagram Game for "CHEEZBURGER".


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 23, 2010, 22:20:05
Granted, now your name its Firecat.

I wish Pumkinbot werent Firecat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on January 24, 2010, 05:17:58
I wish Pumkinbot werent Firecat.
Granted.

I wish Pumkinbot weren't Exp HP.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 24, 2010, 05:21:24
I wish Pumkinbot werent Firecat.
Granted.

I wish Pumkinbot weren't Exp HP.
Granted. Pumpkinbot is now Pumpkinbot, but you get a boot to the head for abusing my name. <_<
I wish people wouldn't abuse my name/me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on January 24, 2010, 05:27:33
Granted, but they'll still butcher it.  Oh, and they'll most certainly still abuse Pumkinbot's name, as he clearly is not you.

I wish I came up with a more clever online alias for myself rather than two RPG acronyms that really can only be pronounced by spelling them out.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 24, 2010, 06:27:11
Granted, but they'll still butcher it.  Oh, and they'll most certainly still abuse Pumkinbot's name, as he clearly is not you.

I wish I came up with a more clever online alias for myself rather than two RPG acronyms that really can only be pronounced by spelling them out.
...OH LOL. I didn't even notice that typo. :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 24, 2010, 07:05:20
Do i really suck at writing?

BTW:I just confuse "It will blend" with "Can you run it?" *Headesk*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 25, 2010, 19:35:56
I wish I came up with a more clever online alias for myself rather than two RPG acronyms that really can only be pronounced by spelling them out.

Granted, but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be Exp HP.

I wish for everything everyone else wished.

(Warning! Corrupting my wish may be impossible without going back to page 1 and scrolling back all the way down here)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 25, 2010, 20:10:39
Granted.
I wish my back would stop hurting.
Granted. But your inner bleeding (in your back) move up to your brain insteed and therefor causing your death. Nobody miss you cause you never had any friends and your family is all dead. The time and world will not remember you and you never accomplished anything in your life. And your pets get flayed alive.

I wish I could swallow a cat whole. (Not wish I am doing so, but that I have the ability to.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 25, 2010, 20:30:43
Granted, Saira was free a couple days ago, but because nobody has money you become a mosquito that was friend of depressed alcoholics. You try to go back in time. but the ray its attached to a shark in the year 30AD.(and Btw Odlaw now knows where you are)to make it worse.your computer finds a virus, which activates it so that it deletes SYSTEM32, and the penaut you ate has posion. In the good side, you buy a plane to go to turkey, but summer and everything that ISN'T school is now a misery.And its now impossible to beat misery in CS without spelling an archaic language spoke by the people of Antarctica that wasnt very exiting. But beacause you know this. KsDs its very buggy and Now Ash Ketchum won't stop eating your 1Tbyte flash drives.Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you,set on fire your apartment and ruin your Pc system and the wish got invalid. so you wish you wast so depressed,but with all technical things being so specifically exact it is required to sleep and let unicorns eat your face off and set your pants on fire (and "colour" is spelled "color" everywhere now).
Well... long story short, you had a lot of series of disfortunate events and end up forced to stand on a water fountain naked and people start making fun of you because you have a blank.
At least you look like quite the cool, clever guy, even with your pants down.unfortunately, the audio format of Polyphonic Spree songs is just too awesome for your listening device, which explodes,and what was once an art, is now history.
You got a idea.but you're the only one who thinks its a good idea. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.and now All your base are belong to Kaizo. You think about change your name to Firecat,then HP EXP, then Pumpkinbot, then a rather clever alias.but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be StraightFlame.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Granted, but now your mouth is hiralousy big and everyone dont stop LOLing when they see you.
I wish for something nobody wished yet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 25, 2010, 21:38:38
Granted.  You wished for an action 52 cartridge.  (for those that don't know, youtube should give you an idea what a52 is like.)
I wish to be...  a zombie!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 25, 2010, 22:34:37
You got a idea.but you're the only one who thinks its a good idea. Everyone else thinks that its a horrible idea.and now All your base are belong to Kaizo. You think about change your name to Firecat,then HP EXP, then Pumpkinbot, then a rather clever alias.but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be StraightFlame.

Yes, all your base are belong to me.


Granted, you are now a zombie. Then your hand falls off. Next your leg. And your other hand, and other leg, and finally your head rips off and rolls halfway around the world. There, some guy in China finds your head and thinks its some ultra-rare meat. He cuts it up in to extremely thin slices, then serves them at his resteraunt with some rice and lo mein. Next, someone sticks the parts of your head in their mouth and grinds it into very tiny pieces, and then it falls down into their stomach, where your head digests. A couple days later, your peices of your head come out their rear end, and are flushed down the toilet.

I wish I had a fluffy white hat. (See if you can guess what I'm referencing)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 25, 2010, 23:35:11
Granted,But your hat have a time bomb in it.this is because i dont get your reference and i dont want to spend the time i could spend playing spelunky trying to finding where the reference its from. so MAYBE in the future i will know where its that reference from but for now i will say that your hat have a time bomb in it. Because its the only bad thing i can think that could be inside a fluffy white hat. Did you get it?, yes?. well, good day sir then.[/alsowhat?]

I wish my action 52 cartridge (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg30069#msg30069) were a GENESIS action 52 cartige. at least that one its BARELY acceptable.

 


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Exp HP on January 26, 2010, 03:24:47
Granted, but once you got yourself a name, it can't be changed. So, however you thought up the most awesome name, your name will still be Exp HP.
If you're talking about specifically on the Niffforum, I vaguely remember that PeppyHare4000 wasn't always PeppyHare4000... (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2033.0)


Anyways...
I wish my action 52 cartridge (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg30069#msg30069) were a GENESIS action 52 cartige. at least that one its BARELY acceptable.
a_yams_hts
Gredt__ct_e_se_w_iay.
ntbuoun'akenofat_s

I wish I was fluent in Japanese.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 27, 2010, 16:01:14
Granted, but shit happens (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg29039#msg29039) to you.

I wish there was more stuff to do on roblox.com and habbo.be


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 27, 2010, 21:09:54
Granted, but there so much to do that you become completely addicted. And then you forget to eat and sleep. So you die. The end.

I wish I had cake. I wish I had a cake that is not a lie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 27, 2010, 21:21:29
Granted. but you are a lie now.

I wish my srewed up GENESIS cartige were actually a box with a working GENESIS cartidge of starflight  and GENESIS console.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 27, 2010, 21:24:29
Granted, but now the cartridge fuses itself with the console, becoming one object.  bummer...
*wishes to be an undestroyable thing that feels no pain*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 27, 2010, 21:52:36
Granted, but there so much to do that you become completely addicted. And then you forget to eat and sleep. So you die. The end.

I wish I had cake. I wish I had a cake that is not a lie.
Granted.
http://www.masalatime.com/img/83282.jpg (http://www.masalatime.com/img/83282.jpg)
I wish there wasn't a baby in the cake (and it still wasn't a lie).


Ah, shhhhhhiiiiii...
Granted. NESgamer is now an indestructible rock. Unfortunately, being an inanimate object, he is unaware of his own existence.
I still wish there wasn't a baby in the cake. (And it wasn't a lie.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 27, 2010, 23:03:37
Granted, but a plane crashed in your housebecause random answers are still win (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28905#msg28905)

I wish i had the complete version of MMF2 for free.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 27, 2010, 23:41:51
Granted, but a plane crashed in your housebecause random answers are still win (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg28905#msg28905)

I wish i had the complete version of MMF2 for free.
Spoiler: Granted. (click to show/hide)
I wish I was a NINJA! >:3


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 28, 2010, 02:27:35
Granted: (http://fintmcwells.com/NiffForum/KS/Bank17/Ninjas.png)

I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on January 28, 2010, 03:22:44
Granted, but everyone thinks world war would be cooler, and the last violent act on the planet is to lynch you for choosing the lame one.

I wish I had a whole ton of apples.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 28, 2010, 04:39:44
Granted, they appear ALL over you and you got crushed and reduced to a bloody mess like a cashier who recives a amazing price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.  (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.msg27596#msg27596)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 28, 2010, 04:43:29
Granted, they appear ALL over you and you got crushed and reduced to a bloody mess like a cashier who recives a amazing price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.  (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2426.msg27596#msg27596)
Wish, plz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 28, 2010, 04:44:10
.trats dluow emag siht hsiw I


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 30, 2010, 07:43:21
.trats dluow emag siht hsiw I (= I wish this game would start)
Granted, but you got lynched on day 1.

I wish i got a better role in Mafia. I mean, imma friken
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 31, 2010, 02:12:51
Granted, you get the role of HA! VIEWING MY AWESOME ROLE, ARE WE? .

I wish CamStudio didn't glitch up and ruin my U key.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 31, 2010, 02:27:21
Granted, you get the role of HA! VIEWING MY AWSOME ROLE, ARE WE? .

I wish CamStudio didn't glitch up and ruin my U key.
Granted. Knytt Stories glitches up and ruins your U key. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
I wish I had the inspiration to make a Game Maker game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 31, 2010, 08:46:21
Granted, but its a forumgame.

I wish my so-called :hiddenstar: (Which is actually a :pop:) was an actual :hiddenstar:. Will link to it soon.

Edit: Finished the link! Please click here  (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg27932#msg27932)to go to the point where Firecat gave me a :pop:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on January 31, 2010, 20:31:41
Granted, but i want my  :hiddenstar: back now.

I wish that SF free orb stand (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg30546#msg30546) were a free laser guns stand.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 31, 2010, 20:34:30
I wish that SF free orb stand (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg30546#msg30546) were a free laser guns stand.
Granted, but they all fire randomly whenever you approach.

I wish for a free laser gun.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 01, 2010, 08:02:13
Granted, but you turn out to be an online game (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/495413) character called Claude. As there is no way of saying 'Aim away from yourself', you purposefully kill yourself... Attachment tells ya what Claude is like.

I wish Claude didn't sue me for some no reason. (Is that possible when he's dead?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 01, 2010, 08:22:42
Granted, I sue you for no some reason.

I wish to have some sunglasses 8)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 01, 2010, 18:30:25
Granted, but when you put them on, you seem like you're coming from the same family as Cletus (yep, another character from the same game). But to make it more awesome, you cannot see anything with those sunglasses, and have the same fate as the real Cletus (= Falling on a porcupine, and being cured by an amateur surgeon who has only a pizza cutter and a stapler).
P.S. Once again, i posted an attachment that tells you what the NEW you is like.

I wish PP (aka Claude) and Firecat (aka Cletus II) were both alive and completely healthy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on February 06, 2010, 07:48:55
Granted, but Claude sues you and Cletus throws a recently deceased hedgehog at you.

I wish I was less of a procrastinator.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 07, 2010, 01:48:51
Granted, but Claude sues you and Cletus throws a recently deceased hedgehog at you.

I wish I was less of a procrastinator.
Granted. You are more of a procrastinator.
I wish my heightmap for my Sims 3 world was awesmoe.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 07, 2010, 15:28:21
Yep, too awesmoe to be able to view on your PC! In fact, it is too awesmoe to even be able to view on Deep Blue II! And DBII is, like, just as awesmoe as your heightmap!

I wish i could understand the phone call rules at Mafia 9.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 07, 2010, 16:18:32
Granted, but your head asplode because logic contradicts it.

I wish logic didn't contradict the phone calls in Mafia.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 07, 2010, 20:49:45
Granted, but your head asplode because logic contradicts it.

I wish logic didn't contradict the phone calls in Mafia.
Granted. Instead, LPChip contradicts the phone calls in Mafia. He bans everyone having to do with the phones.
I wish LPChip wouldn't hurt me for making that comment.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 07, 2010, 21:00:37
Granted, he kills you instead.
I wish Pumpkinbot wasn't dead.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 07, 2010, 21:18:25
Granted, LPChip killed you instead.

I wish no one was dead.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 07, 2010, 22:21:35
Granted, this includes dead people from past. And they return in the form of zombies. ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!! :shocked:.

I wish i dint make a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!!.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on February 07, 2010, 22:27:13
Granted. You just make a normal APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!!

I wish I could control probability.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 08, 2010, 19:49:19
Granted. If by 'control probability' you mean 'multiply your own ugliness' that is.

I wish the next poster would make a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 08, 2010, 20:23:27
Granted, i wish StraightFlame would make a wish.So your statement repeats itself in a paradox.

I wish i dont were the moon.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 08, 2010, 23:18:11
Granted, i wish StraightFlame would make a wish.So your statement repeats itself in a paradox.

I wish i dont were the moon.
Granted, but your bad grammar accidentally the sun.
I wish my iDog didn't sit up randomly for no reason.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on February 09, 2010, 05:17:40
granted. you update your iDog to the v1600.9 so now it never sits up, just yips. constantly. 24/7.

i wish it would stop raining in southern california.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 09, 2010, 05:19:57
granted. you update your iDog to the v1600.9 so now it never sits up, just yips. constantly. 24/7.

i wish it would stop raining in southern california.
Granted. Now it's constantly raining in northern California, and, because I live in northern California, I get mad and come down there to kill you. :|
I wish I didn't go to jail for killing theiza.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 09, 2010, 06:25:58
Granted, you now have the problem of a dead body on your hands and live the rest of your life in fear of the police.

I wish for no ill effects to come of the wish five wishes down from this one.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 09, 2010, 14:55:14
Granted. But YOU won't make that wish.

I wish I was gr8 at makin DS Homebrew


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 09, 2010, 16:39:24
Granted, but you start using hacks on Wi-Fi and get banned for life.

I wish I knew how to make a DSi app (or whatever you call them).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 11, 2010, 12:59:57
Granted, you now know how to make applications suitable for DSI (http://www.decisionsciences.org/). Unfortunately their skills are much higher so they don't need anything you make.

I wish I got a promotion at work.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 11, 2010, 14:39:00
Granted, you now know how to make applications suitable for DSI (http://www.decisionsciences.org/). Unfortunately their skills are much higher so they don't need anything you make.

I wish I got a promotion at work.

Granted; unfortunately, you crack under the pressure of your new job and get fired.


I wish I was better at a children's card game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 11, 2010, 15:40:42
Granted, but then you lose a game and have to take an extremely dramatic "Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-lost-a-childrens-card-game" pose.

I wish my driveway would magically clear itself of snow, so that I don't have to shovel it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 11, 2010, 15:47:49
Granted, but then you lose a game and have to take an extremely dramatic "Oh-my-god-I-can't-believe-I-lost-a-childrens-card-game" pose.

I wish my driveway would magically clear itself of snow, so that I don't have to shovel it.
Granted, it does just that. But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through. With moar snow.
I wish I didn't almost forget a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 11, 2010, 16:07:00
But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through.
I already live there.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 12, 2010, 01:05:38
But, afterward, you move to eastern US where a hugeass storm's going through.
I already live there.
...Oh...TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 12, 2010, 01:11:42
I wish I didn't almost forget a wish.
Granted. you completely forget the wish. so i dint granted it at all... PARADOX!

I wish we neither have a APOCALYPSE!!!1!!ONE!! a TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2
 or a PARADOX!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 12, 2010, 01:20:30
Granted, you neither have a paradox. Neither what? TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2

I wish for a fish to kapish into shish-kabab.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 12, 2010, 02:17:56
Granted, you neither have a paradox. Neither what? TIEM PARADOX!!!1!1!!!2

I wish for a fish to kapish into shish-kabab.
Granted, but your fish splished it's shish-kabab, so now I'm killed for ruining another potentially epic response.
I wish that this was Sparta.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 12, 2010, 06:23:13
Granted, but beacause you corrupted an incorruptable wish.. *cough (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg31330#msg31330) cough* (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg31513#msg31513) ..you get kicked down a pit of doom.

I wish the TV wasn't broken.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 12, 2010, 06:50:46
Granted. Unfortunately, you sit in front of the T.V. for hours on end, eventually turning you into a vegetable.

Which is ironic because you're a fruit...but..nevermind.

I wish Pineapple was a vegetable.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on February 12, 2010, 07:27:49
Granted. He becomes the first ever cross-breed between a pineapple and a vegetable. This causes prejudice against him, and he is eventually exiled from his race, for all time.

I wish I could beat that stupid swordfish boss in MOS.
(I mean, the boss is stupidly hard. In no way is it a stupid game.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 12, 2010, 14:52:51
Granted, you use the freakin' corner glitch to skip it, but everyone on the forum hates you for cheating.

I wish I could get PhotoShop for my computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 14, 2010, 07:57:33
Granted, but you forgot how to use it :P2.

I wish I get to see more smileys here on the forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on February 14, 2010, 08:31:56
Granted, but.....
 >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >( >(
They don't like you!

I wish that torrents were 110% legal so I didn't feel so bad  8D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 14, 2010, 12:22:05
Granted, but percentages cannot exceed 100, thus creating a paradox that de-grants the wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Evil on February 14, 2010, 22:44:41
Granted, but percentages cannot exceed 100, thus creating a paradox that de-grants the wish.

I wish straightflame would make a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 15, 2010, 07:37:01
Granted. I wish Evil would be in the bottomless pit of darkness that is the afterlife, where evil shadowy clones of all forum members torture him until he hits the bottom of this 1337 pit of darkness, bringing him back to life again.

(yeah... corrupting Evil's 'wish' in a situation like this is unnecessary and stupid so deal with it)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: The stickman on February 22, 2010, 03:23:08
*cough*

You're supposed to make a wish...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 22, 2010, 04:25:30
*cough*

You're supposed to make a wish...
*cough*
Granted. I wish Evil would be in the bottomless pit of darkness that is the afterlife, where evil shadowy clones of all forum members torture him until he hits the bottom of this 1337 pit of darkness, bringing him back to life again.
Granted, but you accidentaly fall there too.

I wish neither SF,Evil nor me were in the Pit of darkness.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on February 22, 2010, 05:44:10
Granted. You are in the pit of MOAR DARKNESS.

I wish the word moar was in the dictionary.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 22, 2010, 06:25:35
Granted, but now you are in the dictionary. I don't even know how that works.

I wish I could double post.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 22, 2010, 06:26:31
Granted, but everyone hates you for doing so.

I wish for pizza-pie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 22, 2010, 06:30:58
Granted, but everyone hates you for doing so.

I wish for pizza-pie.
SCREENCAP'D FOR EPICNESS. :hiddenstar: to you, my friend.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 24, 2010, 16:05:33
Granted, but it has this weird alien sausage that vapourizes you when you eat it.

I wish FPB realized that there is no such thing as the pit of moar darkness. Well, in Krixus' dimension, that is...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 25, 2010, 02:22:21
Granted. However, he begins to believe there is a pit of EVEN MOAR darkness.

I wish I wasn't killed in the Mafia game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on February 25, 2010, 02:43:25
Granted. However, he begins to believe there is a pit of EVEN MOAR darkness.

I wish I wasn't killed in the Mafia game.

Granted. Instead the Mafia Decided to Lock  you in a room of eternal torture.

I wish the doctor had decided to save me again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on February 25, 2010, 07:25:37
Granted. The doctor takes you out to an old stinky birdbath full of pigeon poo and baptizes you in it "you are saved my child!"

I wish the food at the Royal Buffet was better.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 26, 2010, 16:46:37
Am sorry, but... Half granted. The food at the NORMAL buffet is better. Next time ask someone more experienced.

I wish theiza's wish was completely granted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 27, 2010, 07:37:21
Am sorry, but... Half granted. The food at the NORMAL buffet is better. Next time ask someone more experienced.

I wish theiza's wish was completely granted.
Granted. The food at Royal Buffet is COMPLETELY AWESMOE. But, seems how StraightFlame already wished the wish and corrupted it, and I didn't, I break the rules of this game and get kicked from the game. I then proceed to violently beat Theiza and StraightFlame for getting me kicked from the game.

I wish I didn't get charged with assault after violently beating Theiza and StraightFlame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 27, 2010, 10:51:36
Granted. Instead, you get the same fate as Bass (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=62) (=banned), whatever he did to deserve being banned.

Edit by StraightFlame: Whoa! Almost forgot wish!
I wish i would imagine that i project the next poster's imagination on this imaginary forum so he'll imagine imagining his imagination, i imagine.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Nintendork64 on February 28, 2010, 02:23:17
Granted, but in a way too alien for the human mind to comprehend, because nobody understands what the heck the wish was in the first place.

I wish Straightflame's posts were more straightforward.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 28, 2010, 03:29:59
Granted...
Foward.
Foward.
Foward.
Foward.
But then an admin bans StraightFlame because his posts are spam and then he beats you IRL like Pumpkinbot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on February 28, 2010, 04:00:04
Wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 28, 2010, 04:59:25
Granted...
[...]
Fact: StraightFlame has never once used the word forward in one of his posts.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 28, 2010, 05:52:14
Fact: StraightFlame has never once used the word forward in one of his posts.
That its because they are quotes of  a parallel universe were all the SF posts are turned into the word foward, there its a pit of Moar Darkness and NG its for PC while Saira not.

Just remenber, there its more than one of everyting.

Also, i wish the statement above were true.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on February 28, 2010, 07:13:47
All of a sudden there is multiples of everything!

Lots and lots of everything!

Like, HEAPS of everything.....



Right above your head!

For a few seconds (just like in all those comics) the billions of tons of stuff just hover there... then CRASH it falls, turning you into a small pile of ikky red goop (yum C)p)

I wish that my brain functioned NORMALLY, rather than in the strange upside-down, back-to-front, mirror-reversed, spazzed-up way it does :nuts:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 28, 2010, 08:21:23
Granted, but nobody is normal, making you unique, and everyone is unique, making you normal, making you unique, making you normal, making you unique, making you normal, causing a paradox so Krixus decides to remove you from both worlds.

I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i etc.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on February 28, 2010, 08:34:26
Krixus decides that the on-going 'i wish' ieness is pissing him off, ad so exiles you into hammerspace C)p

I wish that  j ksh hlds hf dlf ds  fhdlf lkjds fkfdjl and that  hlkg kjf hkdsf kjl kdsf hdl hfdlkja fslkj not to mention  gs fg saghd gfhds hgkfdsagh kfk and  hjlkdsfjldsafs kshfkjs kds  :crazy:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 28, 2010, 11:36:54
Granted, but erhghjkdh herkljghkejhb jkhkejrhlkshgkl hkhrjhgjkb   hjjkfrh kjhgkhlb lksdjbhldh lkhlkbhksfh lshbklh klhklerhklhkl lhbklhl rkljhklehjrglier.

I wish i was Krixus.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on March 03, 2010, 09:17:10
granted. but seeing as how i have no idea who/what that is i can only make you Crixus because that's what google suggested i actually want so i guess... that's what i want... right? ::asks Google::

i wish i could make straightflame Krixus!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 03, 2010, 15:05:35
Granted. You realize Krixus is an unknown, but powerful being (http://krixus.wetpaint.com). But i forgot i will stay in this world when the wish is granted. And everyone knows Krixus loses his mind and kills everything when he somehow gets into this world.

I wish the world remains intact while i am here.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 03, 2010, 19:39:12
granted, but you are sucked into a parallel universe, so youre not here anymore, and the world falls into a depression, the global economy plummets, and we make a living as thieves.

I wish that the voice actor for sonic would die a horrible death, and 4kids would pick a better person.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 04, 2010, 02:31:34
granted, but you are sucked into a parallel universe, so youre not here anymore, and the world falls into a depression, the global economy plummets, and we make a living as thieves.

I wish that the voice actor for sonic would die a horrible death, and 4kids would pick a better person.
Granted. You kill him and get capital punishment: death.
I wish my pumpkin brother didn't die.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 04, 2010, 03:29:28
Granted, but isn't this going to start an endless circle of me dying and being reborn/saved from death? A time paradox is created!

I wish that rubber duckies made turkey noises instead of squeaking.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 04, 2010, 03:59:21
Granted, but isn't this going to start an endless circle of me dying and being reborn/saved from death? A time paradox is created!

I wish that rubber duckies made turkey noises instead of squeaking.

Granted. Rubber duckies now make a "gobble gobble" noise, but Pumpkin is killed.
I wish I didn't lose the game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 04, 2010, 05:18:13
Granted. You didn't lose the game, but you lost The Game.

I wish that made sense.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 04, 2010, 07:29:02
Wish invalid: It already makes sense.

I wish i was Juni (the character from Knytt Stories)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on March 04, 2010, 13:31:41
Granted, but Hmpf decided to play Spiral, so you die over and over and over and over and over and...
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
I wish for something.
(BTW i dont think over its a word now)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 04, 2010, 17:29:57
Granted. You get something... that kills you.

I wish i would know if this IP thingy in my sig actually would show the viewer's IP and not just mine. C'mon, plz, does it? I am Belgian, use WinXP and Firefox 3.0 if you don't believe it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 05, 2010, 03:27:46
Granted, but the overload in awesomeness of this crashes your computer, and you are destined to be bored forever.

I wish you could change more than just the color of Juni's skin and clothes colors.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on March 05, 2010, 05:11:43
granted. now people start making juni into all sorts of zoo creature hybrids and the game loses all sense and coolness (even though its hard to imagine a parrot-orangutan hybrid being uncool! lolz)

i wish he had said he wanted to see me this weekend instead of next


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 12, 2010, 22:02:20
Granted. Firecat now said so.

I wish i was Saira.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 13, 2010, 03:59:10
Granted. Firecat now said so.

I wish i was Saira.
Granted. You are likely to be eaten by the Claymorian Pitfall.
I wish I knew how many tentacles were on a Claymorian Pitfall.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 13, 2010, 04:36:21
Granted, but the immense number causes your brain to implode.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3 in the morning tomorrow, just so I could do about 20 minutes worth of stuff.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 13, 2010, 05:06:20
Granted, but the immense number causes your brain to implode.

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 3 in the morning tomorrow, just so I could do about 20 minutes worth of stuff.
You know how this is gonna go down, right? You're gonna wake up either earlier, same time to do more stuff, or both. :P

Just a forewarning.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 13, 2010, 07:00:59
Granted, but the stuff P-Bot sez is true.

I wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish...

781371 'i wish'es later...

 i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish i wish theiza27 was a guy. Yeah, i know, most stupidest wish evah. I just wanted to know what happens if i wished this.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 13, 2010, 17:42:00
Granted. If you want you can go back in time to see when they were a guy. They're not a guy at present.

I wish my game would get more attention.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on March 14, 2010, 12:59:11
It does, for about ten seconds. Then it becomes a "Hey do you remember that..." topic and is forgotten by everyone, even yourself in 2 days.

I wish I could go back in time and see what were the 50s like.

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 14, 2010, 14:05:28
Granted, but you accidentally spawn into WWII, where you die a slow, painful death.

I wish this 'MechaTec' thingy that Yukabacera likes never existed.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on March 14, 2010, 16:42:23
Granted: MechaTec begins falling into the infernal abyss of doom, but drags you and a deck of cards inside too. You are doomed to play cards with MechaTec for the rest of eternity.

I wish for this wish not to get corrupted.

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 14, 2010, 17:28:36
OK, that wish isn't corrupted. Instead it gets deleted by a virus. >)

I wish that Nifflas was Awesome. I wish that somone would reply to this post.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 14, 2010, 19:16:33
The replying post has been deleted. Please note that this post has no connection with the one above.

I wish that I only had 15 messages in the Nifflas Forum inbox.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 14, 2010, 20:21:03
(I apologize to all mods and admins if this post will break any rules that have to do with BBC tags.)

Granted, but the other messages get sent to your brain, causing it to implode explode.

I wish i could *gzzt* *gzztgzzt* *gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...*
Hehehe... This post has been-- Aw crud, did i forget to set the color to standard? Please wait a sec...
*gzzgzzgzzgzzgzzgzzgzzgzz...*
Like i said, this post has been hacked... By Krixus!!! The god who created this world... is Krixus. The guy who is gonna hack more and more posts, starting with StraightFlame's... is Krixus. So... since i can wish anything right now...
I WISH THE FORUM WOULD DIE!!! Hehehe...

What happened? Oh well... I wish... well... uh... crud! There is a wish here already...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on March 15, 2010, 00:25:36
Granted, one of the oldest forums i have acess to (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg27928#msg27928) dies. but not this one.

Inserting wish.ini

[Firecat]
Wish=I wish Wish_corrupter.exe gets corrupted
Grant=1


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 15, 2010, 01:14:24
Run wish_corrupter.exe

ERROR!
wish.ini not found.

Retrying...

ERROR!
wish.ini not found.

Retrying...

ERROR!
wish.ini not found.

Retrying...

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͎̈̾͋ͣ̿ͤ͠w̓̾҉͓͎͓͇͎͍ī̹̥̗̞͕̫̋ͦͪ͂s͈̄͌̎̿ͭ͑̇h̄̆ͣ.̣͍̼̤͓͉ͫi͓n̹̻̖̦ͥ̿̇̆i̴̟̬̙̣̦̯̗̅ ͇̳͎̥̼̣ͬͤͬͅn̨͕͈ǫ̝͓̬̌ͯt̞͎̜̃ ͇̱͓̞͕͡f̛̯̯͙̖̬̙̫̈́̆͐̎̇o̍͘u͚̺ͮͬ̉n͚̪͖̖̭͍͚ͯͫ̏͊̌̾ͨd͔̳͕̔ͪ͟ͅ.̳͖̣̮̯̰ͣ̿̃̾̊ ̯̩̭̗̀
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̻̦̼̪̪̮ͦ̄̒͛͛̾̾͝w̬̬̟̒̑̃͝͡i̴̠̼̟̼̠̺͈͉̒̆͐ͭ̎̓̽́ͧ͡s̸͓̹͔̣͊́͐̉͟͝ͅhͯͭ̇̾҉̵̘͇͚̱͉.̴̮̫̪͔̻̪̿͗ͬ͒̀̚ͅi̧̪̲̝ͭ̇͊ͯͦ͆ͫͅn̤̤͕̮̭̭̭̯̿̅̂͋ͤ̑i̸̴̫͍̻ͮ͑ͬ̆̃ ̵̖̙̺̘̦ͣͩ̈ͫnͧ́ͫ̚͏̖͎̮̠͚̣o̗͕͓͚̗͓̊̍̉͑̈́̕ţ̛̻̭̐̃̾ ̝ͣ̿́f̥̣̪̰̝̠̗͆ͮͪ̾ͦͬo̺͈̠̬͚ͯ̔̃ͥ̔̋ű̻̰̪̲̲͓̺͈̝̄ͧͩ́͢n̡͔̩͓̦̲̤͎̅ͣ̽̓̊̓̃̾ͅd̓̀̄͑͛҉͈͍̜̖͍͚̦.̸͎̥͉̱̋̓͗̔ͫ̊̿̆ͤ̕͡ ͋̔͋̒̚҉̯̺̟̤̰̥͔͙
̯̱̊̿́͒͗̃ ̘͔̜̽͘
͌̆͑ͭ̔͗̐҉͉̦̹̘͇̥͓R̴͈̘̦͚͙̐ͪͮ̉͛ͭ͑̚͜ͅe̸͍̞̠͚̗ͦ́͗́́t̴̛̩̯̣͔͇̦̠ͭ̃ͪ̾̊ͭr̒͆ͨͯ͛͐ͭ̋͏̱̟͈̀y̸̠͙̮̘͚͒ͫ́̎̾͌́͘ī̵̔̍ͣ̍̔̇ͣ͏͉̲͍̥̲̯ͅn̢͎̙̭̲̺̝̞ͭͭͯͪ͝gͣ̆̈̉̈́ͫ͛͐҉̜͇.͎͈͇̹̹̑͂ͥ͡.͇͙͎̽ͧ̓̾̔͌.̡̯̤̣͚̬̗̤̼͎͛̍̉ͭ̿

E͓̤͍̫̟̻̭̟̒̏ͯͥ͂̀͗͊̊̕Rͮͧͧ̂̽̽ͥ̊̊̓ͮ̊ͩ҉͜͏̶̺̭̘̺ͅR̲̬̩̪̤̻͕͙͉̣̓͊͋̈̒̾ͥ̃ͭ͛̅̀ͭͣ̄ͣ̃͡ͅͅO̧͚̫̜͍͓ͭͬ̓R̷̯̙̦͉͇̘͓̜͚̬̘̬͎̫̹̼̥ͧͪͥ͜!̨̤͉̞̣͓̭̮͓̳͍̜̜̻̿͐̊͛́̄͘͜ ̢̒́̾̿ͦ̽̄̎ͥ̄̎͂̒҉̶̧̱̫̘̜̼͍
̎͛ͨ̿͗̓̐̄̃͂͛̿͛͐̚͏̫͈̼̫͉͙̪͙̠̦͜w̠͍͎̻̟̳̯̱̞̩̑ͭ͌͗̐̇ͥ̂̈́ͮ͊̈́̏̔͛̀͘͟͜i̡̖̠̰̦͚͖̤͙̟̙̾̇̽͆̊ͩ͌ͥͯͬ͆̍ͧ̕͢s̸̶̛̤͖̝͕̲̳͍̻̙̗̥̝͈̝̝̤ͮͥͪ̉̓̌ͦ̏͊ͯ̓̚͟͝ẖ̸̡̛̖̩̟̻̫̭̪̯͉̜̖̞̥͎͆̌͐́̽̄͛̄ͫ̓ͯͅͅ.̶̡̫̘͉͉͙ͩ̓̍̾̓ͩ́̓͟ͅǐ̵͂̈̋̿̄͏͈̮̘̹̤̲̭̪̗̲̼͓̜̘̻̲͖̰̪ṉ̷̳̟̣̥͈̩͇̟̫̫͉͚̓̍͂̽̔̅̾ͬ̍ͅͅǐ̷̇ͪ͆̏̔͂̈́ͧ̇͐̐ͬͧ̍͊̀͟͏̥͖̦̯̰̥̪͇̳̰̩̠̫̟͓̳̩͍ ̨̟̞̬͓̲̂ͯ͂̎ͫͣ̍̔ͫ̏ͨ̏̎͒ͨͬ̅̅́͘͟n͈̰͎͖̦͙̺̣̳ͭͯ̏̔ͬ̎͊̋ͯ̆̋̔ͫ̆͛̚̕͟o̢̦̯̹͎̱̯̻̺͈͎̤̦̹̠͍͙ͪ̑͐͒̾̿͑́́ͦ̿̿̑̀̏͜t̜̳̳̲̮̮̤̟͈ͥ͗̃̉̆ͦͭ́͌͗̽̄͋͛ͤ̋ͯ̓͢ ̛͚̩̗̦͍̼ͩ̃̽͜f̷̡̛̣̙̟̗̣̺̝̹͓̤̭̘͈͉̥͒̽̔̂o̡̮͍̪͙̭̖̣̳̗̞̯͛̈͑͊̾͐̈̈͡u̡͔̠͍͍̩͔͓͕̥͔͙̝̤͓̝̣̰̙͙̅ͧͣ̌ͩ̇̿ͤ͟͠ñͩ͌͑ͧͤ̄̾ͦ̎͏̶̛̝͔̙͇̝̱͓̼͙͖̟̦͎́̕d̉ͨͩ̒͐͊҉̨͏̯͚̹̣̞̜͎̦̬̜̳̙̠̖ͅ.̢̡̭̘̱͍̜̜̤̳̲͍̣̩̀̑̍͊ͯ ̏̿͂̔̂͆̎̿ͥ̒ͨͫ̔͌̇͘͏̨͔̤̠̹͕͔ͅ
̨͉͍͎̦͍̠ͦͬ͊ͪ͑ͧͪͧ̐̿ͦ̅̃ͪ̿́̒͐ ̨̘̘̺̼͍̫͙̗̖͂̎͑͆͊̓̏̾̍̌̏ͫͣ̓̇ͤͬ̅͟͝
̴̵͚̩͈̣͔̝̻͓͇̗̻̺̬̺̲̦ͬ̽̓̆̔ͫͬ̐ͤ͒ͧ̓ͩ̋̿ͥ͌R̸̲̖̣̘̮͕̦͓̳̟͖̠͒͗̍͒ͤ̆̔͂̄͛ͩͥͫͬ̑̚͘ͅȇ̬̗͙͓̘̰̻̺̲̘͍̗̙̖̳̙̇ͥ̈́̔ͪͣ͋͆ͮ̑̈̆̑ͩ̚͘͢t̶̛̬͍̱̣̙̲͎̗̰͇̭͓͖͒́ͪ͑̓̒͘r̷̫̬͈̟͔͖̜̝̝̠͉͚̰͌̓͂ͤ͑̂̌ͣͩ̄ͤ́͢͞ͅy̡̝͔̮͎̥͈̻̲̥̠̬ͬ̌́͘͟͝ͅͅi̷̗̝̼̖̦̳̤̮̞̼̭͙̯̐̆͒̒ͭ́ņ̯͖̮̰͍͉̯̙̣̲̰̙̖̙̞̤͖̪̈́ͬ̐̓̂̇͑̊ͥ̌̈̃̓ͭ̚g̛͚͕̻̥̜ͥͪ̎̎ͣ͆̓͘.ͧͥͦ̎̏ͫ̐ͮ̆ͪ̂͒̓̆͘҉̼͍̲̩̺̰̖̙̟̬̙͕.ͧ̀̉ͤ̉͛ͩͣ͛͏̫̦͔̰͎̩̳͔͟.̶̼̤̻̂͂̈͐͛͌̓͑͘͢

E̶̖̗͖̠̣̯̩̰̬̻̻̩͆̄̿͒ͪ̅̾̄̽̌͟͡R̺̗̲̮̹̜̠͓͚͍͚̰̥͂̉̅̀̃ͪ̕͞R̵̨͔̝̯̙̠̗̪͇͓̋ͫͨ̈́̆̀ͤ̅́̚͝O̗̫̥͔̠͔̬̭̩͙͔͐̽ͥ̇̀̄̎̔̔̇̽͛̈̃ͭ̅̀̚͝R̨̡̩͔̠̫̥͚̲̦̗̯͎̗͍̱̣̙̝͉͛͗̇ͮͥ͑̅͜!̡͖̟̖̘̝̲̰͚̣̙ͥ̉͂̆̌̃̇ͪͩ͒̀͘ͅͅ ̸̧̡̗̞͚̦̐̽́ͥͧ̓ͮ̇͊́̕͟
̵̸̶̧̛̜̳̝̗̮̖̣͖̘̼͍̻̤͍͖͔̞̊ͥͭ̾̄̈͊ͭ͑ͩ͗̃͒̑͐̀c̆͗͌͌̓̄͌ͩ̔ͮͧ́ͧ͝҉͏͍̻͙̤ͅǫ̵̢̻̫̥̮͓̪ͯ̉͑̋̾ͬ͋̓̅ͮ̐̇̿ͭ̃ͧ̓͝r͕̱̗̻͓̙̩̩͔̠͓̗̈́̀̐̉̔ͧ̀̚͜r̨̂̇̋ͮ̎ͦ̎̎̈͏̬̞̮͈̻̭͓̙̖uͪ̈́ͫ̾ͮ͊ͯ̇̈ͬͯ̏ͫ̍̌̾̓̚͜͏̢̙͎͇̞͓̜͔̟̙̝̙͉͔͢ṕ̡̺̟̦̜̝̗̱͓͚̞̻̻̝̥̼̯ͭ̃̈́̊ͦ̆ͯͤ͐ͦ͆̚̚͢t͎͚̫̘͉͇̹͍̱͓̜̝̭͊ͮͣ͂̈̄ͯ̿̇̏͆̆͌̚͟͡͠_̵̣̻̖̩̫͕̥͇̣̔͗̍ͮ̔ͮ͂́ͩ̅̂̌ͮͫͧ̂̓̌ͬ́͢͜w̛̐͆͑ͪͯ͌͒̔̂̒͐̾̚͝͏̦̠̲̦̀͢i̵̛̯̮̪̭͓̪̖͈̜̔ͧ̽̋̅̽̂͑͂̅̈́ͨͩͬ́̀̚̕ͅs̬̠̫̖͙̱͕̗̜̫͔̦̺̠͆̏̆͌̏̏͑͗͛̾̋̔͆ͯ̚͟͢͡ͅh̢̛͎͖̹̗͓̰̤͖̱̜̤̩͔͍̳̮͓̀̽͒ͬ̈́ͣ͒͐̇̋̈.̈́ͨ͑͋̚͘͏̴̨͚̝̟̘̫̰̼̼̼́e̐̈ͮ̓̍̂͗̍͊̿̈́̉͌͜͏̴̰̙̟̻͇̱̲x̵̵̰̳̤̥̞̳̲̥̪̐ͨ̈́̔̊͋̃͌͗ͣͦ͘͟e̯̙͎̮̞͕̻͚̦͎̒͗̅̆̔͒̓͐ͦ̂̐̕ͅ ̸̛̝̗̳̪̲̼̻̘͇̙̰̙̟̃̆ͧͦ̎̍͂́̎̓̆̉̎̿f̉ͥ̏ͭ̏̒͐ͩ̂̓͆̀̆̓̍͏̧͍̭̼̺̼͓͔͙̣͍͈͕̰͖̼̝̯͈a̶̧̯͔̮̺͓͒̎ͥ̃̽ͩ̇̌̓͆̾̌̽̋ͬ̾͌̕͢͠ȉ̶̡̛͙̦͔̬̤͓̺̳̥͖̲̥̘̙̼ͣ̅̓ͪ͋̽͌l̩̲̰̠̃̾̒̿͗͌̑͗͒͂̒̏ͯͬ́͗̀͊͗͜e̸̡̪͕̘̬͔̘̲̟̲̦̪͌̅ͬͪ͘͟͝ͅd̳͚͉̟̟̯̩̣̙̼ͤ̓ͣ͋͆̈̈̌́̆ͩ̾͆̉ͩ̔̀͟͠͡ ̶̴̛̖͉̲̫̦̱̮͇̰ͦͮ̎͂̈́̒ͤ̌ͧ͂̍̿ͩͧt̶̝̫͇͍̯̤̺͆̐̊̑͊͢͡oͧ̌ͣ͌̅̓̂̄ͦ͌̎̇̎͆͐̚҉̢̧̬̰̭̼̙͡ ̨̡ͣ̐̍͒͐ͯ̃̑ͦͫ͟͝͏̥͍̖̱̰̥̯̰̩͎̥w̴̘̮̞͚̼̹͕̖̪̣͓̣̲̪ͨ̿ͩ̔͊ͅơ̢̯̙̞̫̟̠̭̌̅́́̈́ͪ͐̏ͧ̒ͮͮ͜r̢̞͕͕̞̗̺̼̟̖̝̻͚̙͖̯͙̓ͦ͛̎́͆ͫ͑ͭ̊̄ͯ̂̑ͥ̀̕ͅk̴̢̛̟̳̳͙̻̩̹̬͈̲͍͍͈̪̞͍ͧͫͭͮͅ.̸̖͙̟̹̪̙̤̪̪͔̻͈ͭ̊́͊͒̓̂̓͑ͪ͐ͤ̎ͣͦ̅ͨ͘ͅ ̉ͧͪ̀̃̉ͪ͐̈́̋͑ͪͪ̔̇̿͞͏͉̜̱̤̹͉͓̯
̴̵̦̻̖̯̺̝͍͓̻̣̟̥͖̳̅ͬͩͭ͂̎̀̈͐̅́̿ͣ̕͟͡-ͥ̍ͥ̀̃͊ͤ͐̃̉ͨ̚͏̟̝̜̰͇̜͍̯̠̱̲̳̪̦̹̺̙̠́͜͢͜ͅ-̢̧̗͖̮̩͇̰̗̰̮̦͈̣̘̤̯͍̼̽ͪͫ̈̐͋͞-͌̈̐̀ͩ̌҉̝͍̲̪͎̩͡ͅ-̵̨̲͓̭̙̞͉͕͇̜̯̝͎̼̜̯̒̀͂̔̋ͅͅ-̡̧̢̟̳̯͖̗̺̮̘̣̳͈̫̟̻̬̣͓͕͓̍ͥ̈̓͒̑̀̓̓̈́̉̏̽̿͑͛͛͛̀-̷̢ͪ̀ͫ̎ͫ͑ͥ͑̽̂ͧ̕͡҉͇̟̘̞͇̖̮̲̼̜̳-̧̤̳̖̙͓͍͓̹͓̏͋͋̉̔̏ͮͫ͗̔̈́̈́ͤͤ̎͘͜-̶̶̺͙̯̗͓̫͍͉̮̙͈̖̊ͬ̅̎̀̇̿ͣ͊̑̓ͥͫ͊ͤͫ̚͝͝-̠̙̟̱̏ͧ͒ͮ̇͘͠-̵̗̣͇̳̰̯͉̹̠̙ͫ̿͆͂̅͛ͬ̊̍͆̎͌̋ͭ́ͥͪ̈̚-̨͉͎͈̠̹͂́̒͑͑̅̊̊ͨͤ̚̕͠-̸̴̥͉͉̣̰̬͛ͧͦ̎͡ͅ-͒͑̊̈ͬ̈́ͮ̋͞҉͈̩͎̰͖̭̲͙̲̣̫͠͞-̸̦͔̹̤̘͈͇͚͓̆͒ͪ̂̽ͧͪ͛̍̂̀̀̕͢-͌ͤͭ̈̍ͦ͗̾̿͗ͮ͌̐̏̊̀҉̢҉̻̗̰͉̥̜̜̥͚̱̝͙ͅ-̢̆̅̎̇̾͒ͣͯͮ͒̂ͮͯ̆̂͆̊ͥ̕͢҉̞̮̭̬̮͝ͅ-͛̈́̈́ͯ͊͏̸̭̠͉̭̫͓̩̦͇̪-̡̧̹̥̗̳͔͙̖͍͖̥͔͍͚͕͆̑̔̊ͪͤͥ̇-̶̨̜̬̻̥͍̺ͮ͌͌ͥ̑͢-̨̛̙͉̗̼͔̥͎͔͈̙͇̳̣̍̔̍͐̑͑̆͌ͭ͑ͮ̈̃̊ͮ̿͘-ͤͦ͒͂̅͆̋̓̀̐̉̅҉̢̨̗̘̤͔̹͇̯͍͚̪͔̳ͅ-̨͕̲̬̝͙̲̠͈̞̠̹̮̜̘̟̜ͧͨ̂̌ͦ͑̐͗ͬͫͨ̐́͢-̢͕͉͕̥̲̯̪̺̬̞͉̺̪̱͓̞̹̆̑́̅̐͋͗ͬ͑̓̍̆͗̔ͨ̽̇͜͡-̒ͯ̈́ͥ̆҉̷̮͙̙̪̳͚͉͈̤̮̘͖̻̺̱̱̻̀̀ͅ-̵̸̥̝̣͍̘̲̺̭̻̮̖̭̑͆̆͗̌ͨ̊͂̕͘͟ͅ-̶̹͕͎̫̣͖͔͓͍͎͔͙̹̹͗̈́̏̌̇̏͐̍͐͊̓͊ͯ̈́ͯ-ͧ̊ͨ̋̈́̄̒̾̿͌̇ͯ̄̚͏̨͚͓̥̹̞͉̫̠̟͈̘̬̗̟͈̪̭͞-ͯ̅͐͛̿҉̴̛҉̬̖͕͎̪̬̟͚͈̱̬ͅ-̧̽́̉́̌̓̒ͯͨ́͏̶̰̪̭̦̟̟̦̗̜͉ͅ-̷̡͎̩̳͉̿̅̄̔̎̓͊͌̊͗͌̑ͥͭ̋̏͆-̵̛̪̬̻̥̦̹͍̘̰͈̟̞̖͈̩̱͔̰͙͛̂͂͒͌͛̆̐̈́ͧ͋̚͘͞-̛̼͈̼̫̾͗͋̆̈ͨͭͪ̔͊̒ͤ͑ͦ͋ͨ̒-̞̪̞̺̰̙̠̲̟͚͌ͮ̒̈́ͯ́͂̔̆̀-̧̭̝̻͓̮̪͔̙̤̗̯̗̂̔̍ͧ̐͢͜͟ͅ-̷̡̝̘͚͈̻͙̩̹̟͚͈͉͚̋̿͛̏ͯ̑͒͒ͩ̈̑̒̍͛͡-̴̧͕̖̗̰̺͖͓̖͙̹̿̎͒̆̇͆͐ͤ̓ͨ̌̂͋̕͡͝-̛͍̞̬̖͉̝͚̫͓̪̼ͭ͆͛̌̈̈́ͣ͌͞-ͨ̿ͫͫͨ̉̆̾ͨ̂̈̉̅̋͒̚͞҉̙̰̼̞̙̗͓-ͣ̐̓̈́̿̂́͞͏̥̪̠͚̝̞̝͎͈̮̬͖̜͘͠͠ͅ-̛̛̯͈̣͈̦̣͉̗̗̘̟͓̋̿̐͊͛̃̎ͭͣ̀͝ͅ-̵̢͚͓̞̗͎̻̥̼̥͇̻̗̭̮ͪͬͩ̔͘͟-̸̭̣̱̝̒̿̅̊̄ͫ́̇̑̎̂͂ͤ̌̏̿̈̓̕͜͜͟ ̸̡͎̖͚̺̫͓̺̙̦͙̤ͩ̄̈͒͆̆̄̿͋ͮ̌ͤ̚ͅͅ
̵̸͉̮̼̰̙̩̞͍͕͕̝̫̤̄͋ͣ̇̏P͊̐̓̐̌̏̈̍̒͌̓̆ͦ͛̔̊̚͜͡҉҉͙̠͇͔͇̻̲͔͖̹̲̺̱͖͙͇ŗ̞͍̙̺̱̥̮͔́̏ͧ̌͛̔̋ͯ̅͐ͪ̉̆ͮͤ̽̇̿͘͟ë̵̵̵̜̦͈̳̬͍͙̰͍̱͇̜͍͙̖ͩͪ̅̅̂̋̊͂̌ͨͥͯ͋̍ͣͧ̍͢ş̵̠̺͔̌͂̃͐ͫ̾̂͐͆̀s̐̾ͨ̓̈́̑̆͒̋̾ͧ̋͂̌́͌͌̑͏̢͇͈̳͍̮̤͔̘̩͙͈͝͝ͅ ̖͚̝̬̬̘͖̓͒̀́͗̿ͮ̄̌̈͑ͨ́͢͜͝͞a̛̻̝͍͎͓̦̞̟̩̺͓̭̭̖͕͑ͭͮ̾̎̒͆ͬ̎̀̒ͨ͘͞ͅn̶̵͇̪̟̹̘͈̻̬̻͔̤̣͐̊̾͑̓ͨͦ̏̓̃͋̍͟͡ý̴̧͍͉͕̜̮̗͓̻̣̗̥͍̜̖͖͚̪̏̂͋̑̃̚͠ ̴͉̻̰̘̺̲̖̅̓̐ͬ͛ͬ̔̑̒̏̈́͂ͧ̆ͤͪͮ̆͛́k̵̶͕̝̯̠̔ͯ͊͗̅͋ȇ̸̋ͣ̌̇͑̅͆̍̀̐̂͂͢҉̣̱̰͕͇͖͚̯̻̘̮͕͉̝̰͍̲y̨̧̹͉̝̮̙̣̻͇̪̝̭̓ͭͨͥͤ̒̓ͫ͂͐̕ͅ ̸̫̹͙̫͈̭̲̼̯̘̥̖̘͈̜͎̠̈́͊̆̑́͟͡ͅt̡̮̳͓̞̟̪̹̫̖͕͖̜̘́͂̆͌o̶͓͓̜͙̯͊́͌̈́̾ͮͥ̿̉͒̅̇ͦ͘͠ ̸̹̣̥̱̤̝̼̟͖͇͖͙̯͇̋̎̀ͭ̎̂̉ͣ̉͘͠͡d̈́ͨ̊̽̇̎ͣ͒ͨ̿ͯ̆̓ͦ͡͏̤̣̹̝̮͚̖̳̩͉̞̤͈̬͢͜e̵̷̡̨̤͎̲͈͙̩̼͙̺͚̰̱ͧͥ͊͂̋̏́ͯ̎̊̆̈ͥ̍̋ͣ̅̔ͅļ̶̙͍͍͈̱̭̤̲̤͔̭͒ͫ́ͪ̀̊̂͆̄͗͂͛̕ͅé̶ͮ̑ͤ̓͆ͩͨ̚҉̪̜̭̫͖̥̥̝͓̺̝͍̣̜̟̣ͅt̊̇̽̍̅͏̹̙͙̖͖̫̻̭̱̳̤̳͖̙̺͕̬̲͓e̍̍ͭͮ͑ͪͭ͐͑̈́͛ͥ̈͒ͣ̊̽̂͏͏̜̲̬͉͚̰̫̬͕͕̪̻̼̜͚͙͇ͅ ̩̙̬̟̻̦̫̐̈̊̆ͭͥ̇̎ͤ͋̚͟͠â͔͉̫̲̺̆̅̑ͮ̇̿̉̀ͧ̿ͤͪ͑ͭ̇̀̚͜ͅḻ̷̶̡̤̲͔̼̦ͦ̓̍͒̾ͤͩ̊͐́̽̀̅̽̀͘l̵̸̛̺͔͍̣̱͍̂̾͐ͫ̃͘ ̛̛͖̖̹̫̱͌̆͗ͧͫͮ̽ͫ͋ͮͮͮ͊̅̾ͥͩ͆ḑ̸̵̷̡̻̖̟̮͙̣̗̤͓̺̹̣̋͊̒̈́͛͂̔͒̽͐͆ͣ̑ͬ̍ͬ̾̒a͙̖̭̣̻͕̻̅ͦ̇̓̀̈ͭ̍̒͌ͧ̈́́͢t̢̲͚̖͕̤͍̱͚̀̂̂̀͌̿ͧ̀̐̀ä̵̧̫̰̘̤̹͚̩̠̹͔͙͎͇͓̪̥̙̙̳́ͬ͌̃͊͑͢͝͡ ̾ͪ̊̂ͤ̔͋̈ͬ͋̎̍ͦ̎ͬ͏̛͈̟̙̪̳̖͓̬̭͝o̧͖̺̭̫͈͈͔͚͚̻̮͔͐ͥ̑̋͂ͩ̃ͯͦ̏̂ͣͩͩ̑͘͟͜͝ņ̷̞̝̟͓̹̮͍̖̞̤̳͙̫͖̫ͪͤ͆̈́ͧ̏ͦ̽̂͛ͅ ̵ͪ̈ͯ̌ͯ͗҉̵͏͎̜̗̣͍̪͔̞̱̤͎̮̭̮̺͇̮ͅy̡̛̖̝̟̟̣̙͇̤̪̗ͦ̈͆͋͗̾̈́̐ͧͮͬ̐̂̅̾̓̿̎̃͢o̧͔̜̠̒̀̏ͤ̉͂ͮ̓ͧͭͩͣ͛̃͛͆̚ů̵ͩ̓ͦ̌́̈́͌̍ͦ̎̍͊̇̂̊́̚̚͏̛̯̮̲̪̺͈͍̘r̵̴̡̖̤̬̱̦̗̲̟̺͇̝̥̮̳̓̍ͬͧ͋̃̿ͥ̎ͪ̕͝ͅͅ ̡̝̪̜̘͙̭̮̇̾ͫͥ̆̇̑͡h͐̈́͋̆̈̓ͮ̌ͩ̈́ͦ͒̇̐̔͒̀҉̶͎͕̲̗͕a̝͈͔̦̜͖̳̦̜̺̯̠̥̎̽͑̀͘ͅr̶͉͉͉͓͇͕̰̖̖̫̝̩̤͊͂ͩ͗͗̀d̵̠͖̜̝͛̎̔ͫ̃̀ͬ̉͛̋̈̿ͪ̽͊͡ ̧̧͚̗̹̰̞̼͕͔͇̲̼̲̙̜ͥ̒̿͐̀̅ͥͅḑ̫̲̮̳̥̼̘̩͔̳ͧ͑͑͑̌̔ͣ̍ͮ͜r͚̮̦̬̹͂̓͆͋̆ͣ̽ͣ́͢i̵̢̲̩̦̟̫͍̾̅̅̉̓̌͐̀̿͌͛̓͛̀̒̚͘ͅv̵̷̟͉̹͙͙͔͓͈̘̦̜̞͌ͯͬͭ̉͂ͬ͋̆͒ͪ͟e̢͖̟̠̟̭̪̰̖ͯ̂̆̂͐ͯͯ̚͠.͔̠͈̗̪̮̻̹̮͉͎̦̞̭̭͔̳̾̇͒̑͌ͣ̀͋͗̅ͫ̀̓̉̓̓̇ͯ̇͘ͅ


I wish that wish_corrupter.exe didn't get corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 15, 2010, 05:32:22
Run wish_corrupter.exe

ERROR!
wish.ini not found.

Retrying...

ERROR!
wish.ini not found.

Retrying...

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wish.ini not found.

Retrying...

Ë̦̞͙R̴̗ͤ̆R̶̮͙̳̫̬̋̏͗ͬ͊ͧ͂Ǒ̹̭̔̓͊ͬ̃̀R̄̀̌!̨̺͖̄̐͊̎̋ ͕͇̰̞̳ͭ͗ͧ̊̋͗ͬ
͎̈̾͋ͣ̿ͤ͠w̓̾҉͓͎͓͇͎͍ī̹̥̗̞͕̫̋ͦͪ͂s͈̄͌̎̿ͭ͑̇h̄̆ͣ.̣͍̼̤͓͉ͫi͓n̹̻̖̦ͥ̿̇̆i̴̟̬̙̣̦̯̗̅ ͇̳͎̥̼̣ͬͤͬͅn̨͕͈ǫ̝͓̬̌ͯt̞͎̜̃ ͇̱͓̞͕͡f̛̯̯͙̖̬̙̫̈́̆͐̎̇o̍͘u͚̺ͮͬ̉n͚̪͖̖̭͍͚ͯͫ̏͊̌̾ͨd͔̳͕̔ͪ͟ͅ.̳͖̣̮̯̰ͣ̿̃̾̊ ̯̩̭̗̀
̹͖͙̜̦̓͑ͅ ͔̝̥̦̂̀̏̃ͫ͒͘
̤̮̟͖̹̳̓̓̍ͧ̔Rͫ̂ͅe̴̔̈́ͯͬͬ͛t͖͕̲̗̭̒̑ͣ͑̒̈͡rͨy̾͊i͋ͧͮ̿ͯ̚ǹ̵̹̜͉̝͑g̜̣̙̬̜̖̉̅ͮ̈ͣ͡.̻͑̾̆̒̽̂.͙̝̙̥̺̲ͭͧ͛ͬ̽̆́̚.̐

E͎̠͐͛̒̓̐̽ͯ́R̭̤̮͎̖͙ͩ̅ͮͨͦ̽̓ͧ͘͠R̶̰̣͇̄̊ͪ̽͗̕͜O̶̴̫ͣ̏ͨͩͥ͐͢R̨͇̲̱̫̮͖̖̖̟ͩͫ̀̾̔͝!̶̛̼̯̫ͯͩͩ͑ͩ̇̚ ̄̽̂҉͇̗̰͇̬̼̟ͅ
̻̦̼̪̪̮ͦ̄̒͛͛̾̾͝w̬̬̟̒̑̃͝͡i̴̠̼̟̼̠̺͈͉̒̆͐ͭ̎̓̽́ͧ͡s̸͓̹͔̣͊́͐̉͟͝ͅhͯͭ̇̾҉̵̘͇͚̱͉.̴̮̫̪͔̻̪̿͗ͬ͒̀̚ͅi̧̪̲̝ͭ̇͊ͯͦ͆ͫͅn̤̤͕̮̭̭̭̯̿̅̂͋ͤ̑i̸̴̫͍̻ͮ͑ͬ̆̃ ̵̖̙̺̘̦ͣͩ̈ͫnͧ́ͫ̚͏̖͎̮̠͚̣o̗͕͓͚̗͓̊̍̉͑̈́̕ţ̛̻̭̐̃̾ ̝ͣ̿́f̥̣̪̰̝̠̗͆ͮͪ̾ͦͬo̺͈̠̬͚ͯ̔̃ͥ̔̋ű̻̰̪̲̲͓̺͈̝̄ͧͩ́͢n̡͔̩͓̦̲̤͎̅ͣ̽̓̊̓̃̾ͅd̓̀̄͑͛҉͈͍̜̖͍͚̦.̸͎̥͉̱̋̓͗̔ͫ̊̿̆ͤ̕͡ ͋̔͋̒̚҉̯̺̟̤̰̥͔͙
̯̱̊̿́͒͗̃ ̘͔̜̽͘
͌̆͑ͭ̔͗̐҉͉̦̹̘͇̥͓R̴͈̘̦͚͙̐ͪͮ̉͛ͭ͑̚͜ͅe̸͍̞̠͚̗ͦ́͗́́t̴̛̩̯̣͔͇̦̠ͭ̃ͪ̾̊ͭr̒͆ͨͯ͛͐ͭ̋͏̱̟͈̀y̸̠͙̮̘͚͒ͫ́̎̾͌́͘ī̵̔̍ͣ̍̔̇ͣ͏͉̲͍̥̲̯ͅn̢͎̙̭̲̺̝̞ͭͭͯͪ͝gͣ̆̈̉̈́ͫ͛͐҉̜͇.͎͈͇̹̹̑͂ͥ͡.͇͙͎̽ͧ̓̾̔͌.̡̯̤̣͚̬̗̤̼͎͛̍̉ͭ̿

E͓̤͍̫̟̻̭̟̒̏ͯͥ͂̀͗͊̊̕Rͮͧͧ̂̽̽ͥ̊̊̓ͮ̊ͩ҉͜͏̶̺̭̘̺ͅR̲̬̩̪̤̻͕͙͉̣̓͊͋̈̒̾ͥ̃ͭ͛̅̀ͭͣ̄ͣ̃͡ͅͅO̧͚̫̜͍͓ͭͬ̓R̷̯̙̦͉͇̘͓̜͚̬̘̬͎̫̹̼̥ͧͪͥ͜!̨̤͉̞̣͓̭̮͓̳͍̜̜̻̿͐̊͛́̄͘͜ ̢̒́̾̿ͦ̽̄̎ͥ̄̎͂̒҉̶̧̱̫̘̜̼͍
̎͛ͨ̿͗̓̐̄̃͂͛̿͛͐̚͏̫͈̼̫͉͙̪͙̠̦͜w̠͍͎̻̟̳̯̱̞̩̑ͭ͌͗̐̇ͥ̂̈́ͮ͊̈́̏̔͛̀͘͟͜i̡̖̠̰̦͚͖̤͙̟̙̾̇̽͆̊ͩ͌ͥͯͬ͆̍ͧ̕͢s̸̶̛̤͖̝͕̲̳͍̻̙̗̥̝͈̝̝̤ͮͥͪ̉̓̌ͦ̏͊ͯ̓̚͟͝ẖ̸̡̛̖̩̟̻̫̭̪̯͉̜̖̞̥͎͆̌͐́̽̄͛̄ͫ̓ͯͅͅ.̶̡̫̘͉͉͙ͩ̓̍̾̓ͩ́̓͟ͅǐ̵͂̈̋̿̄͏͈̮̘̹̤̲̭̪̗̲̼͓̜̘̻̲͖̰̪ṉ̷̳̟̣̥͈̩͇̟̫̫͉͚̓̍͂̽̔̅̾ͬ̍ͅͅǐ̷̇ͪ͆̏̔͂̈́ͧ̇͐̐ͬͧ̍͊̀͟͏̥͖̦̯̰̥̪͇̳̰̩̠̫̟͓̳̩͍ ̨̟̞̬͓̲̂ͯ͂̎ͫͣ̍̔ͫ̏ͨ̏̎͒ͨͬ̅̅́͘͟n͈̰͎͖̦͙̺̣̳ͭͯ̏̔ͬ̎͊̋ͯ̆̋̔ͫ̆͛̚̕͟o̢̦̯̹͎̱̯̻̺͈͎̤̦̹̠͍͙ͪ̑͐͒̾̿͑́́ͦ̿̿̑̀̏͜t̜̳̳̲̮̮̤̟͈ͥ͗̃̉̆ͦͭ́͌͗̽̄͋͛ͤ̋ͯ̓͢ ̛͚̩̗̦͍̼ͩ̃̽͜f̷̡̛̣̙̟̗̣̺̝̹͓̤̭̘͈͉̥͒̽̔̂o̡̮͍̪͙̭̖̣̳̗̞̯͛̈͑͊̾͐̈̈͡u̡͔̠͍͍̩͔͓͕̥͔͙̝̤͓̝̣̰̙͙̅ͧͣ̌ͩ̇̿ͤ͟͠ñͩ͌͑ͧͤ̄̾ͦ̎͏̶̛̝͔̙͇̝̱͓̼͙͖̟̦͎́̕d̉ͨͩ̒͐͊҉̨͏̯͚̹̣̞̜͎̦̬̜̳̙̠̖ͅ.̢̡̭̘̱͍̜̜̤̳̲͍̣̩̀̑̍͊ͯ ̏̿͂̔̂͆̎̿ͥ̒ͨͫ̔͌̇͘͏̨͔̤̠̹͕͔ͅ
̨͉͍͎̦͍̠ͦͬ͊ͪ͑ͧͪͧ̐̿ͦ̅̃ͪ̿́̒͐ ̨̘̘̺̼͍̫͙̗̖͂̎͑͆͊̓̏̾̍̌̏ͫͣ̓̇ͤͬ̅͟͝
̴̵͚̩͈̣͔̝̻͓͇̗̻̺̬̺̲̦ͬ̽̓̆̔ͫͬ̐ͤ͒ͧ̓ͩ̋̿ͥ͌R̸̲̖̣̘̮͕̦͓̳̟͖̠͒͗̍͒ͤ̆̔͂̄͛ͩͥͫͬ̑̚͘ͅȇ̬̗͙͓̘̰̻̺̲̘͍̗̙̖̳̙̇ͥ̈́̔ͪͣ͋͆ͮ̑̈̆̑ͩ̚͘͢t̶̛̬͍̱̣̙̲͎̗̰͇̭͓͖͒́ͪ͑̓̒͘r̷̫̬͈̟͔͖̜̝̝̠͉͚̰͌̓͂ͤ͑̂̌ͣͩ̄ͤ́͢͞ͅy̡̝͔̮͎̥͈̻̲̥̠̬ͬ̌́͘͟͝ͅͅi̷̗̝̼̖̦̳̤̮̞̼̭͙̯̐̆͒̒ͭ́ņ̯͖̮̰͍͉̯̙̣̲̰̙̖̙̞̤͖̪̈́ͬ̐̓̂̇͑̊ͥ̌̈̃̓ͭ̚g̛͚͕̻̥̜ͥͪ̎̎ͣ͆̓͘.ͧͥͦ̎̏ͫ̐ͮ̆ͪ̂͒̓̆͘҉̼͍̲̩̺̰̖̙̟̬̙͕.ͧ̀̉ͤ̉͛ͩͣ͛͏̫̦͔̰͎̩̳͔͟.̶̼̤̻̂͂̈͐͛͌̓͑͘͢

E̶̖̗͖̠̣̯̩̰̬̻̻̩͆̄̿͒ͪ̅̾̄̽̌͟͡R̺̗̲̮̹̜̠͓͚͍͚̰̥͂̉̅̀̃ͪ̕͞R̵̨͔̝̯̙̠̗̪͇͓̋ͫͨ̈́̆̀ͤ̅́̚͝O̗̫̥͔̠͔̬̭̩͙͔͐̽ͥ̇̀̄̎̔̔̇̽͛̈̃ͭ̅̀̚͝R̨̡̩͔̠̫̥͚̲̦̗̯͎̗͍̱̣̙̝͉͛͗̇ͮͥ͑̅͜!̡͖̟̖̘̝̲̰͚̣̙ͥ̉͂̆̌̃̇ͪͩ͒̀͘ͅͅ ̸̧̡̗̞͚̦̐̽́ͥͧ̓ͮ̇͊́̕͟
̵̸̶̧̛̜̳̝̗̮̖̣͖̘̼͍̻̤͍͖͔̞̊ͥͭ̾̄̈͊ͭ͑ͩ͗̃͒̑͐̀c̆͗͌͌̓̄͌ͩ̔ͮͧ́ͧ͝҉͏͍̻͙̤ͅǫ̵̢̻̫̥̮͓̪ͯ̉͑̋̾ͬ͋̓̅ͮ̐̇̿ͭ̃ͧ̓͝r͕̱̗̻͓̙̩̩͔̠͓̗̈́̀̐̉̔ͧ̀̚͜r̨̂̇̋ͮ̎ͦ̎̎̈͏̬̞̮͈̻̭͓̙̖uͪ̈́ͫ̾ͮ͊ͯ̇̈ͬͯ̏ͫ̍̌̾̓̚͜͏̢̙͎͇̞͓̜͔̟̙̝̙͉͔͢ṕ̡̺̟̦̜̝̗̱͓͚̞̻̻̝̥̼̯ͭ̃̈́̊ͦ̆ͯͤ͐ͦ͆̚̚͢t͎͚̫̘͉͇̹͍̱͓̜̝̭͊ͮͣ͂̈̄ͯ̿̇̏͆̆͌̚͟͡͠_̵̣̻̖̩̫͕̥͇̣̔͗̍ͮ̔ͮ͂́ͩ̅̂̌ͮͫͧ̂̓̌ͬ́͢͜w̛̐͆͑ͪͯ͌͒̔̂̒͐̾̚͝͏̦̠̲̦̀͢i̵̛̯̮̪̭͓̪̖͈̜̔ͧ̽̋̅̽̂͑͂̅̈́ͨͩͬ́̀̚̕ͅs̬̠̫̖͙̱͕̗̜̫͔̦̺̠͆̏̆͌̏̏͑͗͛̾̋̔͆ͯ̚͟͢͡ͅh̢̛͎͖̹̗͓̰̤͖̱̜̤̩͔͍̳̮͓̀̽͒ͬ̈́ͣ͒͐̇̋̈.̈́ͨ͑͋̚͘͏̴̨͚̝̟̘̫̰̼̼̼́e̐̈ͮ̓̍̂͗̍͊̿̈́̉͌͜͏̴̰̙̟̻͇̱̲x̵̵̰̳̤̥̞̳̲̥̪̐ͨ̈́̔̊͋̃͌͗ͣͦ͘͟e̯̙͎̮̞͕̻͚̦͎̒͗̅̆̔͒̓͐ͦ̂̐̕ͅ ̸̛̝̗̳̪̲̼̻̘͇̙̰̙̟̃̆ͧͦ̎̍͂́̎̓̆̉̎̿f̉ͥ̏ͭ̏̒͐ͩ̂̓͆̀̆̓̍͏̧͍̭̼̺̼͓͔͙̣͍͈͕̰͖̼̝̯͈a̶̧̯͔̮̺͓͒̎ͥ̃̽ͩ̇̌̓͆̾̌̽̋ͬ̾͌̕͢͠ȉ̶̡̛͙̦͔̬̤͓̺̳̥͖̲̥̘̙̼ͣ̅̓ͪ͋̽͌l̩̲̰̠̃̾̒̿͗͌̑͗͒͂̒̏ͯͬ́͗̀͊͗͜e̸̡̪͕̘̬͔̘̲̟̲̦̪͌̅ͬͪ͘͟͝ͅd̳͚͉̟̟̯̩̣̙̼ͤ̓ͣ͋͆̈̈̌́̆ͩ̾͆̉ͩ̔̀͟͠͡ ̶̴̛̖͉̲̫̦̱̮͇̰ͦͮ̎͂̈́̒ͤ̌ͧ͂̍̿ͩͧt̶̝̫͇͍̯̤̺͆̐̊̑͊͢͡oͧ̌ͣ͌̅̓̂̄ͦ͌̎̇̎͆͐̚҉̢̧̬̰̭̼̙͡ ̨̡ͣ̐̍͒͐ͯ̃̑ͦͫ͟͝͏̥͍̖̱̰̥̯̰̩͎̥w̴̘̮̞͚̼̹͕̖̪̣͓̣̲̪ͨ̿ͩ̔͊ͅơ̢̯̙̞̫̟̠̭̌̅́́̈́ͪ͐̏ͧ̒ͮͮ͜r̢̞͕͕̞̗̺̼̟̖̝̻͚̙͖̯͙̓ͦ͛̎́͆ͫ͑ͭ̊̄ͯ̂̑ͥ̀̕ͅk̴̢̛̟̳̳͙̻̩̹̬͈̲͍͍͈̪̞͍ͧͫͭͮͅ.̸̖͙̟̹̪̙̤̪̪͔̻͈ͭ̊́͊͒̓̂̓͑ͪ͐ͤ̎ͣͦ̅ͨ͘ͅ ̉ͧͪ̀̃̉ͪ͐̈́̋͑ͪͪ̔̇̿͞͏͉̜̱̤̹͉͓̯
̴̵̦̻̖̯̺̝͍͓̻̣̟̥͖̳̅ͬͩͭ͂̎̀̈͐̅́̿ͣ̕͟͡-ͥ̍ͥ̀̃͊ͤ͐̃̉ͨ̚͏̟̝̜̰͇̜͍̯̠̱̲̳̪̦̹̺̙̠́͜͢͜ͅ-̢̧̗͖̮̩͇̰̗̰̮̦͈̣̘̤̯͍̼̽ͪͫ̈̐͋͞-͌̈̐̀ͩ̌҉̝͍̲̪͎̩͡ͅ-̵̨̲͓̭̙̞͉͕͇̜̯̝͎̼̜̯̒̀͂̔̋ͅͅ-̡̧̢̟̳̯͖̗̺̮̘̣̳͈̫̟̻̬̣͓͕͓̍ͥ̈̓͒̑̀̓̓̈́̉̏̽̿͑͛͛͛̀-̷̢ͪ̀ͫ̎ͫ͑ͥ͑̽̂ͧ̕͡҉͇̟̘̞͇̖̮̲̼̜̳-̧̤̳̖̙͓͍͓̹͓̏͋͋̉̔̏ͮͫ͗̔̈́̈́ͤͤ̎͘͜-̶̶̺͙̯̗͓̫͍͉̮̙͈̖̊ͬ̅̎̀̇̿ͣ͊̑̓ͥͫ͊ͤͫ̚͝͝-̠̙̟̱̏ͧ͒ͮ̇͘͠-̵̗̣͇̳̰̯͉̹̠̙ͫ̿͆͂̅͛ͬ̊̍͆̎͌̋ͭ́ͥͪ̈̚-̨͉͎͈̠̹͂́̒͑͑̅̊̊ͨͤ̚̕͠-̸̴̥͉͉̣̰̬͛ͧͦ̎͡ͅ-͒͑̊̈ͬ̈́ͮ̋͞҉͈̩͎̰͖̭̲͙̲̣̫͠͞-̸̦͔̹̤̘͈͇͚͓̆͒ͪ̂̽ͧͪ͛̍̂̀̀̕͢-͌ͤͭ̈̍ͦ͗̾̿͗ͮ͌̐̏̊̀҉̢҉̻̗̰͉̥̜̜̥͚̱̝͙ͅ-̢̆̅̎̇̾͒ͣͯͮ͒̂ͮͯ̆̂͆̊ͥ̕͢҉̞̮̭̬̮͝ͅ-͛̈́̈́ͯ͊͏̸̭̠͉̭̫͓̩̦͇̪-̡̧̹̥̗̳͔͙̖͍͖̥͔͍͚͕͆̑̔̊ͪͤͥ̇-̶̨̜̬̻̥͍̺ͮ͌͌ͥ̑͢-̨̛̙͉̗̼͔̥͎͔͈̙͇̳̣̍̔̍͐̑͑̆͌ͭ͑ͮ̈̃̊ͮ̿͘-ͤͦ͒͂̅͆̋̓̀̐̉̅҉̢̨̗̘̤͔̹͇̯͍͚̪͔̳ͅ-̨͕̲̬̝͙̲̠͈̞̠̹̮̜̘̟̜ͧͨ̂̌ͦ͑̐͗ͬͫͨ̐́͢-̢͕͉͕̥̲̯̪̺̬̞͉̺̪̱͓̞̹̆̑́̅̐͋͗ͬ͑̓̍̆͗̔ͨ̽̇͜͡-̒ͯ̈́ͥ̆҉̷̮͙̙̪̳͚͉͈̤̮̘͖̻̺̱̱̻̀̀ͅ-̵̸̥̝̣͍̘̲̺̭̻̮̖̭̑͆̆͗̌ͨ̊͂̕͘͟ͅ-̶̹͕͎̫̣͖͔͓͍͎͔͙̹̹͗̈́̏̌̇̏͐̍͐͊̓͊ͯ̈́ͯ-ͧ̊ͨ̋̈́̄̒̾̿͌̇ͯ̄̚͏̨͚͓̥̹̞͉̫̠̟͈̘̬̗̟͈̪̭͞-ͯ̅͐͛̿҉̴̛҉̬̖͕͎̪̬̟͚͈̱̬ͅ-̧̽́̉́̌̓̒ͯͨ́͏̶̰̪̭̦̟̟̦̗̜͉ͅ-̷̡͎̩̳͉̿̅̄̔̎̓͊͌̊͗͌̑ͥͭ̋̏͆-̵̛̪̬̻̥̦̹͍̘̰͈̟̞̖͈̩̱͔̰͙͛̂͂͒͌͛̆̐̈́ͧ͋̚͘͞-̛̼͈̼̫̾͗͋̆̈ͨͭͪ̔͊̒ͤ͑ͦ͋ͨ̒-̞̪̞̺̰̙̠̲̟͚͌ͮ̒̈́ͯ́͂̔̆̀-̧̭̝̻͓̮̪͔̙̤̗̯̗̂̔̍ͧ̐͢͜͟ͅ-̷̡̝̘͚͈̻͙̩̹̟͚͈͉͚̋̿͛̏ͯ̑͒͒ͩ̈̑̒̍͛͡-̴̧͕̖̗̰̺͖͓̖͙̹̿̎͒̆̇͆͐ͤ̓ͨ̌̂͋̕͡͝-̛͍̞̬̖͉̝͚̫͓̪̼ͭ͆͛̌̈̈́ͣ͌͞-ͨ̿ͫͫͨ̉̆̾ͨ̂̈̉̅̋͒̚͞҉̙̰̼̞̙̗͓-ͣ̐̓̈́̿̂́͞͏̥̪̠͚̝̞̝͎͈̮̬͖̜͘͠͠ͅ-̛̛̯͈̣͈̦̣͉̗̗̘̟͓̋̿̐͊͛̃̎ͭͣ̀͝ͅ-̵̢͚͓̞̗͎̻̥̼̥͇̻̗̭̮ͪͬͩ̔͘͟-̸̭̣̱̝̒̿̅̊̄ͫ́̇̑̎̂͂ͤ̌̏̿̈̓̕͜͜͟ ̸̡͎̖͚̺̫͓̺̙̦͙̤ͩ̄̈͒͆̆̄̿͋ͮ̌ͤ̚ͅͅ
̵̸͉̮̼̰̙̩̞͍͕͕̝̫̤̄͋ͣ̇̏P͊̐̓̐̌̏̈̍̒͌̓̆ͦ͛̔̊̚͜͡҉҉͙̠͇͔͇̻̲͔͖̹̲̺̱͖͙͇ŗ̞͍̙̺̱̥̮͔́̏ͧ̌͛̔̋ͯ̅͐ͪ̉̆ͮͤ̽̇̿͘͟ë̵̵̵̜̦͈̳̬͍͙̰͍̱͇̜͍͙̖ͩͪ̅̅̂̋̊͂̌ͨͥͯ͋̍ͣͧ̍͢ş̵̠̺͔̌͂̃͐ͫ̾̂͐͆̀s̐̾ͨ̓̈́̑̆͒̋̾ͧ̋͂̌́͌͌̑͏̢͇͈̳͍̮̤͔̘̩͙͈͝͝ͅ ̖͚̝̬̬̘͖̓͒̀́͗̿ͮ̄̌̈͑ͨ́͢͜͝͞a̛̻̝͍͎͓̦̞̟̩̺͓̭̭̖͕͑ͭͮ̾̎̒͆ͬ̎̀̒ͨ͘͞ͅn̶̵͇̪̟̹̘͈̻̬̻͔̤̣͐̊̾͑̓ͨͦ̏̓̃͋̍͟͡ý̴̧͍͉͕̜̮̗͓̻̣̗̥͍̜̖͖͚̪̏̂͋̑̃̚͠ ̴͉̻̰̘̺̲̖̅̓̐ͬ͛ͬ̔̑̒̏̈́͂ͧ̆ͤͪͮ̆͛́k̵̶͕̝̯̠̔ͯ͊͗̅͋ȇ̸̋ͣ̌̇͑̅͆̍̀̐̂͂͢҉̣̱̰͕͇͖͚̯̻̘̮͕͉̝̰͍̲y̨̧̹͉̝̮̙̣̻͇̪̝̭̓ͭͨͥͤ̒̓ͫ͂͐̕ͅ ̸̫̹͙̫͈̭̲̼̯̘̥̖̘͈̜͎̠̈́͊̆̑́͟͡ͅt̡̮̳͓̞̟̪̹̫̖͕͖̜̘́͂̆͌o̶͓͓̜͙̯͊́͌̈́̾ͮͥ̿̉͒̅̇ͦ͘͠ ̸̹̣̥̱̤̝̼̟͖͇͖͙̯͇̋̎̀ͭ̎̂̉ͣ̉͘͠͡d̈́ͨ̊̽̇̎ͣ͒ͨ̿ͯ̆̓ͦ͡͏̤̣̹̝̮͚̖̳̩͉̞̤͈̬͢͜e̵̷̡̨̤͎̲͈͙̩̼͙̺͚̰̱ͧͥ͊͂̋̏́ͯ̎̊̆̈ͥ̍̋ͣ̅̔ͅļ̶̙͍͍͈̱̭̤̲̤͔̭͒ͫ́ͪ̀̊̂͆̄͗͂͛̕ͅé̶ͮ̑ͤ̓͆ͩͨ̚҉̪̜̭̫͖̥̥̝͓̺̝͍̣̜̟̣ͅt̊̇̽̍̅͏̹̙͙̖͖̫̻̭̱̳̤̳͖̙̺͕̬̲͓e̍̍ͭͮ͑ͪͭ͐͑̈́͛ͥ̈͒ͣ̊̽̂͏͏̜̲̬͉͚̰̫̬͕͕̪̻̼̜͚͙͇ͅ ̩̙̬̟̻̦̫̐̈̊̆ͭͥ̇̎ͤ͋̚͟͠â͔͉̫̲̺̆̅̑ͮ̇̿̉̀ͧ̿ͤͪ͑ͭ̇̀̚͜ͅḻ̷̶̡̤̲͔̼̦ͦ̓̍͒̾ͤͩ̊͐́̽̀̅̽̀͘l̵̸̛̺͔͍̣̱͍̂̾͐ͫ̃͘ ̛̛͖̖̹̫̱͌̆͗ͧͫͮ̽ͫ͋ͮͮͮ͊̅̾ͥͩ͆ḑ̸̵̷̡̻̖̟̮͙̣̗̤͓̺̹̣̋͊̒̈́͛͂̔͒̽͐͆ͣ̑ͬ̍ͬ̾̒a͙̖̭̣̻͕̻̅ͦ̇̓̀̈ͭ̍̒͌ͧ̈́́͢t̢̲͚̖͕̤͍̱͚̀̂̂̀͌̿ͧ̀̐̀ä̵̧̫̰̘̤̹͚̩̠̹͔͙͎͇͓̪̥̙̙̳́ͬ͌̃͊͑͢͝͡ ̾ͪ̊̂ͤ̔͋̈ͬ͋̎̍ͦ̎ͬ͏̛͈̟̙̪̳̖͓̬̭͝o̧͖̺̭̫͈͈͔͚͚̻̮͔͐ͥ̑̋͂ͩ̃ͯͦ̏̂ͣͩͩ̑͘͟͜͝ņ̷̞̝̟͓̹̮͍̖̞̤̳͙̫͖̫ͪͤ͆̈́ͧ̏ͦ̽̂͛ͅ ̵ͪ̈ͯ̌ͯ͗҉̵͏͎̜̗̣͍̪͔̞̱̤͎̮̭̮̺͇̮ͅy̡̛̖̝̟̟̣̙͇̤̪̗ͦ̈͆͋͗̾̈́̐ͧͮͬ̐̂̅̾̓̿̎̃͢o̧͔̜̠̒̀̏ͤ̉͂ͮ̓ͧͭͩͣ͛̃͛͆̚ů̵ͩ̓ͦ̌́̈́͌̍ͦ̎̍͊̇̂̊́̚̚͏̛̯̮̲̪̺͈͍̘r̵̴̡̖̤̬̱̦̗̲̟̺͇̝̥̮̳̓̍ͬͧ͋̃̿ͥ̎ͪ̕͝ͅͅ ̡̝̪̜̘͙̭̮̇̾ͫͥ̆̇̑͡h͐̈́͋̆̈̓ͮ̌ͩ̈́ͦ͒̇̐̔͒̀҉̶͎͕̲̗͕a̝͈͔̦̜͖̳̦̜̺̯̠̥̎̽͑̀͘ͅr̶͉͉͉͓͇͕̰̖̖̫̝̩̤͊͂ͩ͗͗̀d̵̠͖̜̝͛̎̔ͫ̃̀ͬ̉͛̋̈̿ͪ̽͊͡ ̧̧͚̗̹̰̞̼͕͔͇̲̼̲̙̜ͥ̒̿͐̀̅ͥͅḑ̫̲̮̳̥̼̘̩͔̳ͧ͑͑͑̌̔ͣ̍ͮ͜r͚̮̦̬̹͂̓͆͋̆ͣ̽ͣ́͢i̵̢̲̩̦̟̫͍̾̅̅̉̓̌͐̀̿͌͛̓͛̀̒̚͘ͅv̵̷̟͉̹͙͙͔͓͈̘̦̜̞͌ͯͬͭ̉͂ͬ͋̆͒ͪ͟e̢͖̟̠̟̭̪̰̖ͯ̂̆̂͐ͯͯ̚͠.͔̠͈̗̪̮̻̹̮͉͎̦̞̭̭͔̳̾̇͒̑͌ͣ̀͋͗̅ͫ̀̓̉̓̓̇ͯ̇͘ͅ


I wish that wish_corrupter.exe didn't get corrupted.
(http://a.deviantart.net/avatars/w/t/wtfboomplz.gif?1)
You get a :hiddenstar:!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on March 15, 2010, 18:15:16
Granted, but it fails at finding my Wish.ini that was there all the time and i dint just put in.

I wish everyone forgets this little "Accident".


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 15, 2010, 19:02:24
Granted, but i wish for that wish to be undone

(Don't come up with 'wish plz' 'cuz i wished something)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 15, 2010, 19:10:05
Granted, but upon remembering this little "accident" everyone on this game is driven into madness. We all cause panic in the streets, and Nifflas and LPchip become hated pariahs for creating something that caused that much destruction.

I wish that everyone loved Nifflas and LPchip, despite them causing limitless chaos.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 16, 2010, 07:16:07
Granted, but everyone hates Miss Paula and pumpkin. Yep, pumpkin is YOU!!! Because YOU created the destruction!

I wish you would realize that...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 16:13:16
Granted, but upon the anger she feels, Miss Paula decides to wipe my memory, and so I forget my password. Thus the forum loses the other pumpkin, and Pumpkinbot decides to blow up the internet.

I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on March 16, 2010, 16:16:25
It does. I don't know what you are talking about. :huh:
Ah well, thats nothing a year or two in the asylum wont fix.

I wish I got a  :hiddenstar:.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 16:28:30
Granted, but the :hiddenstar: corrupts your profile for absolutely no reason, and it is given to me.

I wish I could get a  :fish: instead of Razzorman's corrupt star.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 16, 2010, 18:02:43
Granted. You delete the star, and steal Miss Paula's fish. She's impressed you can do that, but decides to ban you. You give it back to her, and you seem like you would only hack for truth, justice, and the last hamburger, and Paula decides to change your position to Game Designer. Goodbye NSF, hello PSF! Now you can bend the forum to your likings, as well as the KS level archive and Nifflas' (now pumpkin's) games. And poor Nifflas gets stripped of his position. He kills you tonight.
Edit: D'aww, forgot wish...



P.S.

I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.
It does. I don't know what you are talking about. :huh:
WRONNNNNG!!!

The REAL forever: INF min.
The time the forum lets you stay logged in when you choose the ''Forever'' option: Exactly 3153600 min.
AClockworkLemon even put that fact it in his sig.
I understand you won't believe that it won't let you login forever, but log out and see for yourself...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on March 16, 2010, 19:00:31
I wish that logging in "forever" actually logs you in forever.
It does. I don't know what you are talking about. :huh:
WRONNNNNG!!!

The REAL forever: INF min.
The time the forum lets you stay logged in when you choose the ''Forever'' option: Exactly 3153600 min.
AClockworkLemon even put that fact it in his sig.
I understand you won't believe that it won't let you login forever, but log out and see for yourself...
*facepalm

It was part of the wish granting. 9_9
As in: The wish is granted, therefor his wish made no sense, and because of that he must be insane and sent to the asylum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 19:06:18
I got that... How did everyone else not? Whatever, no matter. Was there a wish anywhere other than my last one?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on March 16, 2010, 19:14:47
Nope.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 19:18:19
Gah. :/ Someone post a wish. Please. :crazy:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 16, 2010, 20:17:16
I wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 16, 2010, 20:29:18
Wish granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish I could download the lastest version of wish_corrupter.exe, because it supposedly corrupts corrupted corruptions as well.

This one supposedly n͔̫̭̪̜̘̖̾͊e̟͓̼̦̝̙̭̙ͧ̽̄ͫͦ͊̅̓̚̕v̵̡̨̺̙̙͉̰̲ͨ̎e͔͔͇̗̪̖̙̲ͮ̓͊̍͜r̴̟̬̦̮̭̥̠͌̑͋̔́  crashes!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 16, 2010, 20:33:34
Granted. You could download it, but not anymore.

I wish I have more motivation to do things. :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 17, 2010, 07:48:39
Granted, but your motivator annoys you, because he even bothers you while you're sleeping.

I wish i had a Blitty (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blitty).


Title: I wish for a popsicle.
Post by: LB on March 17, 2010, 19:45:09
Granted, but because I beat that game more than twice I use my awesome skills to battle you and take it from you.

{see subject of post for wish}


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 17, 2010, 20:04:03
Granted, but you get a purple poison popsicle.

I wish for a pink poison popsicle.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 17, 2010, 20:51:05
Granted, but since you didn't wish for it to be for you, I gave it to the most important person in the world (from YOUR point of view).

I wish that if you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 18, 2010, 18:46:56
Sorry, but it got messed up in the translation. Your wish is now 'I wish that if you're happy and you know, Syntax Error!' and THAT wish is granted. Not the original.

I wish that i'm not an apple.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 18, 2010, 22:32:03
Granted. You're not an apple. Good luck learning to survive as a chocolate in Nifflas' chocolate bag! He might eat you. ;)

l wsh thst ths txt waz voif ov typois.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 19, 2010, 18:24:04
Granted, but upon being void of typos, your fingers decide to mod your post, giving it typois.
I wish that my computer was replaced with the fastest computer in the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on March 19, 2010, 19:28:23
Granted! But oh it's one of them super computers! You have to tear down several rooms and build alot of stuff so you can manage the computer. You get a fat bill on the installment and NASA goes bankruptcy.

I wish santa to come this christmas.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TrogdorRunner on March 19, 2010, 19:34:19
Granted, but he is Robot Santa from Futurama and he goes on a murderous rampage.

I wish renting anything was free.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 19, 2010, 19:40:30
Granted. Renting anything was free for about 2 seocnds. Only one person got to rent somehing for free, and it wasn't you.


I wish somone would decode this:
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dataflashsabot on March 19, 2010, 19:54:05
Granted. When decoded, it reads in his language as a hideous insult, and he kills you.
I wish someone at _____________ (or _______/_________/____________) would __________ my _____________.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 19, 2010, 20:09:58
Granted, but you ________ a ________ ________ because a ________ ________ ________ a ________ in the ________ while a ________ ________ a ________ and a ________ ________ a ________. But because the ________ ________ a ________, a ________ ________ that ________, and so ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ happened, and then ________ began ________ like crazy, so ________ ________ a quick ________ and ________ a fast ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________, but a swift ________ stopped the ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ and caused it to die.

I wish that RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD did not stand for "Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Dumb".



...Also,
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=
In case you're wondering, it says "I wish for vanilla ice cream!" in Base 64.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 19, 2010, 23:14:01
Granted. Unfortunately it stands for some other really long thing that somehow insults you (/lazy).

I wish my swishy-swashy washing machine would wash wishy walruses.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 20, 2010, 00:07:40
Granted, but one dies and you cry, so you buy some more dye for your pie, but you lie to a guy in a tie, and he sighs, asks you why, gives you rye, and says goodbye. Then you fly very high in the sky where you rely on supplies made of fries from allies in July. But your thigh hits your eye, and a wry looking spy, hiding nearby, shoots you in the face.

I wish that that made more sense than it did.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 20, 2010, 00:18:10
Granted. It makes perfect sense to me, but not to anyone else. :p

I wish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 20, 2010, 00:37:40
I wish

Granted, but that was done on the previous page. By the exact same person. So, your wish cancels out your previous your wish, and a PIME TARADOX happens. But since that was also done many pages ago by me, the corruption is canceled out too.

I wish my corruption wasn't canceled.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 20, 2010, 07:46:03
Granted, but you spontaneously combust.

I wish there were more of these random corruptions.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 20, 2010, 18:25:37
Granted, but a dragon eats you before you can see any of them.

I wish it would rain.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 20, 2010, 20:44:16
Granted, but a dragon eats you before you can see any of them.

I wish it would rain.
Granted. It's now raining just as much as you'd like.  But now it's illegal to listen to Blind Melon's "No Rain". NOES!
I want the peace and joy in your mind.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 20, 2010, 21:13:56
NOOOOOOO! Um... Granted, but the peace and joy makes you want to become a Buddhist monk, and the rice they feed you at the monastery is poisoned by none other than the reencarnation of Buddha, because everyone knows that Pumpkinbots can't be Buddhists. (What?)

I wish that Pumpkinbots and pumpkins could be whatever religion they wanted to, even Buddhists.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on March 21, 2010, 03:44:00
Granted, but they all argue with eachother now and they start flame wars.


I don't wish for anyhting. Translate this code with this (http://www.LB-Stuff.com/B64.exe) to get my wish:
SSB3aXNoIGZvciB2YW5pbGxhIGljZSBjcmVhbSE=
I made the program years ago so ignore how bad it looks X)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 21, 2010, 11:00:12
Granted, but since i can't use 'this' to see what your wish is, i'll just maekz u spontaneously combust.

I wish SingingSurger would die


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 21, 2010, 15:09:11
Granted, but so do all his forum games. Which are like half of them.

I wish that the number 9 wasn't 1337 in decimal. (lol)




Also, LB's message says, "I wish for vanilla ice cream!". Just use this (http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/) instead. No download is necessary.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 27, 2010, 11:15:37
Granted, but 13375P34K3R5 K111 Y0U!

1 W15H 1 W45 B3773R 47 5P34K1NG 13375P34K.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on March 28, 2010, 12:22:32
9|24|\|73|), |3(_)7 Y0(_) 74|_|< |_337 |=0|23\/3|2 4|\||) |\|00|\|3 (_)|\||)3|2574|\||)5 Y0(_).
I wish that i got a new computer. (my old one is broken)


Title: SSB3aXNoIGkgY291bGQgZmx5IQ==
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 13:02:28
(this post is in Base64 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base64). Use this (http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/) to translate. No need to download.)

R3JhbnRlZCwgYnV0IDUwMDAgQkMgd2FudHMgaXRzIGNhbGN1bGF0b3IgYmFjay4NCg0KQ2hlY2sgdGhlIHN1YmplY3Qgb2YgdGhpcyBwb3N0IGZvciBteSB3aXNoLg==


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 14:07:56
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.

I wish I could breath underwater.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 28, 2010, 16:27:13
VGhpcyBwb3N0IGlzIGluIGJhc2UgNjQuIFVzZSB0aGlz (http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate)IHRvIGRlY29kZS4=

R3JhbnRlZCwgYnV0IHlvdSBmbHkgdG9vIGNsb3NlIHRvIHRoZSBzdW4gYW5kIHlvdXIgd2luZ3MgbGlnaHQgb24gZmlyZSBhbmQgeW91IGZhbGwgaW50byB0aGUgb2NlYW4gYW5kIGRpZSBmcm9tIGltcGFjdCBkYW1hZ2Uu

SSB3aXNoIHRoaXMgcG9zdCB3ZXJlIG1vcmUgZWFzaWx5IHJlYWRhYmxlLg==


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 17:00:30
Granted, but now everyone is talking in Base64 and you don't understand anything anymore at all...

49 20 77 69 73 68 20 70 65 6f 70 6c 65 20 74 61 6c 6b 20 69 6e 20 68 65 78 20 63 6f 64 65 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hexidecimal) 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 6f 66 74 65 6e 2e


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 28, 2010, 21:45:47
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.
I just read that book. :D Icarus, was it?

Granted, but, since I'm too lazy to decode that, I give you a rotten fish.
I wish LPChip would come in here and tell everyone that the rules state that all posts must be 100% readable, where as base 64 and binary, etc. is not.
I wish it was peanut butter jelly time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 23:01:28
Granted, a banana runs into your room and starts doing a dance. Peanut butter starts raining from the sky, and buries your house.

I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-




Also, yeah, that was Icarus.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 29, 2010, 00:08:31
I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-
It wasn't..


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 00:17:26
I wish that my wish wasn't skipped... -_-
It wasn't..
*No corruped wish was questioned*

I wish my computer would speek to me....im so lonley :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 29, 2010, 00:39:49
It wasn't..
Yes, it was. You said the exact same thing that I said. I was never flying.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on March 29, 2010, 00:45:43
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.

I wish I could breath underwater.
Granted, you are a fish now.
I wish my computer would speek to me....im so lonley :(
Granted,you recive a disk with a talking computer called JNC but the bouncers take over the island you are on and kill you. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=594.0)

I wish i know if its okay to corrupt two wishes at the same time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 29, 2010, 00:48:43
I was never flying.
Well, maybe you should have added that information to your wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 01:09:16
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings light on fire, and you fall into the ocean and drown.

I wish I could breath underwater.
Granted, you are a fish now.
I wish my computer would speek to me....im so lonley :(
Granted,you recive a disk with a talking computer called JNC but the bouncers take over the island you are on and kill you. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=594.0)

I wish i know if its okay to corrupt two wishes at the same time.
I wish of thought of that level before posting..... :/



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on March 29, 2010, 05:41:07
granted. u remembered that level before posting your wish before last so instead wished for a 2 week old slice of pizza from the back of the fridge, and got it.

i wish these dishes would magically clean themselves.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 06:02:53
granted. u remembered that level before posting your wish before last so instead wished for a 2 week old slice of pizza from the back of the fridge, and got it.

i wish these dishes would magically clean themselves.
Wasnt actualy a wish but ok.

The dishes levitate and clean them selfs. But when there done thay are flown at you and break. (unless your washing paper plates)

I wish for a corrupted wish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 30, 2010, 01:05:59
Granted, but this has already been done. The data from this wish has been erased.

I wish for a cool, non-toxic but delicious drink.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 02:51:00
Granted. Kool Aid. But the Kool Aid guy bursts into your house, screams "OH YA!" and leaves. Congrats on having a wall with a hole in it.

I wish that the sleazy internet jerks would leave me and my business alone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 11:53:30
You lost the Game internet connection! Atleast now they leave you alone!

I wish i found better names than 'StraightFlame' (new forum), 'Kiira Studios' (old forum), and 'Guy who loves fire' (never seen).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 18:56:45
Granted, you find the best name evar, but it's taken by yours truly.

I wish that Ganondorf used his sword in Brawl.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 19:17:24
Granted, but you're a CHEATAH!!!

I wish he wasn't a CHEATAH!!!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 19:40:57
Granted, he is now a TIGER.

I wish failures didn't fail.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 31, 2010, 03:13:44
Granted. Fails, instead of failing, WIN! Which causes a paradox. Than again, extremely epic fails may even be considered wins anyway, which causes a double paradox!

I wish I could eat the tempting apples on my neighbor's, two houses over, apple tree.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 31, 2010, 04:31:06
Granted. Fails, instead of failing, WIN! Which causes a paradox. Than again, extremely epic fails may even be considered wins anyway, which causes a double paradox!

I wish I could eat the tempting apples on my neighbor's, two houses over, apple tree.
Granted. You can. And since you could always physically do it, nothing has changed.
I wish my piggy bank was less dangerous. It's a jar filled with barbed wire and salt.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 07:45:10
Granted. Atleast, i thought so before it fell on ya from heaven. Oh, well.

I wish my next wish will be foolproof and uncorruptable.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on March 31, 2010, 14:59:37
It dosnt come true becuase you did not say it in Japanese. (Earth opens a crack in the earth and you fall through)

I wish for a duel hard drive!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 16:31:45
It dosnt come true
Rulebreaker!
For as far as i know, you HAVE TO make the wish COME TRUE!

(Apologies to anyone who got insulted by this...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on March 31, 2010, 21:53:18
Topic made it to 6000 views! Im the 6000th!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 01, 2010, 01:27:04
In reply to will soon be deleted posts:
Topic made it to 6000 views! Im the 6000th!
I predict this post will soon be deleted.

I wish for a duel hard drive!
Granted, but the two hard drives take up more space than you have, so you must hold one in your lap as you work.

I wish I could beat ------ at chess.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 01, 2010, 01:56:10
Granted, but only after ------ beats you in chess over 9000 times.

I wish that cheez-its had an internet meme. Just cause I want them to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 07:17:25
Granted, it's the following meme: "Hey, guess what it is that sucks big ******** *****!"

I wish i could actually go to Earth whenever i want. (I live in Krixus' Dimension, remember?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 01, 2010, 13:23:03
Granted, but you'll never want to go there because of a spell placed on you by some completely unrealted-to-me person. >_>

I wish I wasn't getting all this homework from school and such. <_<


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 01, 2010, 20:13:02
Granted, but alas, you get bombarded with all six final exams repeatedly for the rest of the year!  (I'd love that in real life)
I wish for the massacre gun from Iji!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 20:44:24
Granted, but it magically levitates and shoots ya.

I wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 02, 2010, 00:45:42
Granted. But unfortunately,.

I wish all ur base are belong to me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on April 02, 2010, 00:49:34
Granted, but someone had already set me up the bomb, so now you are the one who is set up the bomb.

I wish I had some of those nifty potatoes my family had for dinner that one time with fillet Mignon. I wish for some fillet Mignon too. Actually, I'm not hungry.

I wish I was hungry.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on April 02, 2010, 01:00:26
Granted, you are hungry... to death.

I wish that windows vista accepted PNG's as wallpapers.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 02, 2010, 01:02:02
It does... for me, anyway.

Granted, but now it doesn't accept you.

I wish that there weren't so many idiots ignorant people.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 02, 2010, 06:47:32
Granted, but since you called the people idiots, you are now being seen as an idiot forever!

I wish i had the following custom title: Forumgame Addict


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on April 02, 2010, 08:13:19
I wish i had the following custom title: Forumgame Addict

Granted. In recognition of your ongoing activities, you receive the custom title "Forumgame Addict"...by your local town council. Too bad that no-one here on the Nifforum knows or cares about that. :)

I wish something amazing happened with NESgamer190 this Easter Sunday!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 02, 2010, 15:48:14
Granted, he spontaneously combusts. Nice going, you're a worse criminal than we assumed J is.

I wish i could control my size and gender with no limits at all. And of course, my clothes gotta transform according to my size and gender.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 02, 2010, 17:18:18
Granted. But the result is that you go mentally insane after 2 months like that.

I wish I knew why Dragon Cave changed thier egg graphics... again. (It fooled me into thinking they were rare eggs >_<)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 02, 2010, 18:38:19
You find that everyone got bored of the old, lame ones. That's about it. Disappointing huh? Oh... You become severely disappointed and KILL your dragons.

I wish that my nose was not so excessively large.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2010, 20:56:58
You find that everyone got bored of the old, lame ones. That's about it. Disappointing huh? Oh... You become severely disappointed and KILL your dragons.

I wish that my nose was not so excessively large.
Granted, but everyone still calls you Squidward.
I wish that _________.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on April 02, 2010, 21:57:50
Granted, but _________ and ___________.

I wish That [INSERT OBJECT HERE] could [INSERT ACTION HERE] without [INSERT LIMITATION HERE].


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 03, 2010, 00:21:05
Granted, but [INSERT CORRUPTION HERE].

I wish that :D <3 XD.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on April 03, 2010, 16:12:03
Granted. But then :D forgot XD's birthday and XD got >( and now they're both :sad:.

I wish I didn't have to drive 10 hours to San Francisco.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on April 03, 2010, 16:57:15
Granted, now you have to drive 10 days to the other side of the planet

I wish the Fish could wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 03, 2010, 18:11:56
Granted. It wishes you didn't exist anymore and it's wish is granted without corruption.

I wish for some FOOD


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on April 03, 2010, 21:45:08
Granted. You get an Old Gatéau, a poisonous cake that automatically kills you.

I wish someone would check out my books. [/plug]

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 04, 2010, 03:42:18
Granted, but the viewer was unfortunately illiterate.
I simply wish for a temple of my own!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 04, 2010, 15:07:23
Granted. You now have another temple on your head. :p

I wish for more of these: √



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 05, 2010, 05:23:38
Granted. But thay all turn into X`s

I wish for the worst corrupted wish EVER!!!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 05, 2010, 07:57:08
Granted. It's a wicked corruption that makes you wish you were never born.
Granted, too.

I wish this wish can't be corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 05, 2010, 17:56:35
Granted. But it becomes corrupted anyway and a :piano: falls on you.

I wish for magic magic


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on April 06, 2010, 00:07:28
Granted. Only you turn yourself into a frog on accident.

I wish I could be a fencer in the Olympics.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 06, 2010, 00:46:50
Granted. You set up the fences that separate the people from the action. Then, you are trampled by an angry mob.

I wish the chimney were swept.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on April 06, 2010, 00:52:28
(There technically aren't "fences" separating them. But that's a good one.)

Granted, you sweep your own chimney.

I wish I lost my keys.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 06, 2010, 04:52:36
(There technically aren't "fences" separating them. But that's a good one.)

Granted, you sweep your own chimney.

I wish I lost my keys.
Granted. You now can't play your piano.
I wish my computer could download faster. D:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 06, 2010, 12:56:12
Granted. But your computer gets a the Zombie virus along with a DDoS attack with an army of the 9000 Trojans.
You computer shuts down all together permanetly. All of your backups where deleted too.

I wish for the lawn was on fire.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 06, 2010, 17:27:51
Granted, but the lawn was on fire.

I wish for something good to happen.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 06, 2010, 17:56:25
Granted:  A ten ton weight covered in socks (Yes, I'm back to that fetish with socks again) decides to fall upon your entire body.

Oh, how I wish I was a Crash Test Dummy.  (I definitely know this will be corrupted in some funny way)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on April 06, 2010, 22:12:14
Granted. You fall over and can't move. Also, you aren't alive.

I wish I knew what this brown spot on the inside of my milk glass was. (Actually maybe I don't want to know...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 07, 2010, 07:49:12
Granted, it's a brown spot.

I want to know peoples' opinions about Straight City. I can live with the fact that you think it sux, so THAT will NOT be able to Corrupt-a-Wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 07, 2010, 13:23:17
Granted. Its the futures best city. But it gets blown up by.......erm........idk it just gets blown up.

I wish for gold. (Im out of Ideas :S)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 07, 2010, 15:43:19
Granted, but alas, it's the curse of King Midas.  (Greek mythology about how whatever king Midas touched turns into gold.)

Hmm...  I wish the world was in a zombie apocalypse!  (Yep, My masochism is in a limitless state at the moment.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 07, 2010, 17:07:21
Granted. Unfortunately, the zombies devour you.
I wish I was a ninja.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 07, 2010, 20:25:03
Granted, but you are killed by a pirate.

I wish that fish would fall from the sky.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on April 08, 2010, 01:22:41
Granted, but they all land in the ocean.

I wish my head was a pear so I could eat myself.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 08, 2010, 01:32:56
Granted. But I eat your "pear-ish" head before you can eat it  :shifty:
I wish that everyone died.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 08, 2010, 17:03:00
Granted, but I survive, and I recreate everyone.

I wish that I could change my custom title...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 09, 2010, 02:43:59
Granted. But you are limited 3 letters

I wish the brother of the Firewall "The Great Firewall of China" was shutdown.   
(I dont have a bro so dont ask)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 09, 2010, 03:12:23
Granted, but it's replaced with a waterwall instead.

I wishfor someultimate superduper good luck.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 09, 2010, 04:36:04
Granted, but it's replaced with a waterwall instead.

I wishfor someultimate superduper good luck.
Grantid, but mai horeble speling ruwins yor whish. Yu get an souper doogfple loskwe bhjnbczbjhm.
I whish thatt whuevur koruptid a whish befoar with bad speling died.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 09, 2010, 08:04:43
Granted, you (and only you, since this is a first) die a slow, painful death.

I wish my next wish gets corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bunnrey on April 09, 2010, 12:21:03
you wish eventually gets answered but it's full of badly written puns (e.g. whoa, Ive caught a big wish!)

I wish the Nintendo 3ds would come out by the end of the year and it would be every thing I could hope for.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 09, 2010, 12:27:25
[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bunnrey on April 09, 2010, 12:43:08
[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]
http://www.nintendoeverything.com/35474/
only the latest console by my absolute favorite company!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 10, 2010, 14:13:52
[asofftopicascanbe]What's a 3ds?[/asofftopicascanbe]
http://www.nintendoeverything.com/35474/
only the latest console by my absolute favorite company!
I guess thay werent lying about it coming out.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on April 10, 2010, 15:17:49
COUGHontopicCOUGH

Granted, however your particular 3DS happens to have a screw loose, and falls apart after 24 hours of you enjoying it.

I wish for this post to be quoted


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 10, 2010, 16:02:32
C̫̗̹̗͕̥̍͋̈Õ̷̡̟̫̜̱͉̝͇͌̅ͩŲ̦͙͕̍ͥ̋́͞G̨̢̰̹̩̮͇̻̹̽̊ͫ͗ͣH̴̵̲̫͇͂ͪ͜ǫ̜̯̱̼͕̦̒ͮͣ̇ͮ̈͌̑ͩ͡n̸̨̊̉͗̔ͪ̊̏͏̰t̘̘̟̜̤͇͓̺̤̊̈ͣ̋̌̚ö̱̟̭̭̯͙̯̜̺́ͧ͊̈̿̓͊̀̚͞p̧͙͉͇ͬ̐̍͐͆͑ͨi̵̟̟̰̼̫͙͓͈͊͊ͯ̈́̔͘͜c̥̬̹̹̟͓̲̰͓̔͂̊̍̆̀͜C̵͎͓͛͆͊̆̀Ô̠̙̜̖͒Ū̵͔̺͙̥̍̒̀͢G͕̼͉ͧ̆̇͆̌ͮͮ͒̀H̱͙̀̒͟͜ ̣̪͔̤̬͍͗ͩ̒̈́̃͝ͅ
̵̸͈̥͔̜͈̫͔͆͋ ̧̞̘ͨ̑̅̌̐̃̓ͅ
̴̱̲͉̏͊̄̊́G̨̘̲̹̩̤̝ͯ͊̐̏̈́́ͣ͑r̆̆̂͊̇ͬͬ͟҉̧̬̰̤a̵͚͕ͪͤ̽ͬ͊̄́̀̚n̫̜͖̼͈ͥ̋ͬͯ͗t̜̻̱̳͓̲͖̘ͦ̓̕e̜̯̗̓͊̍̉͡d̨͓̩̗̦̗ͣ̍̏̅ͪ̊̀,͎̜̃̅̎̌͐̆̋ ̝͖͉͒͂ḩ̺̙̯̘̍͛̄̚͢o͍͓̺̝̪̻͕̽̑͆͐͗͠w̝̙̥͖̖̟̘͔͑͑ͅẻ̵̻̝̯͚v̶̧̱̭̥̯̭̮̩̯͑͒̈́͛ͅe͍͎̣̮ͤ̅̆ͥͨ̀ͨ̍͐̕͘r̶̡̬̬̜͈͎̪̱͗̈́ͨͩ̍ͣ̔͢ ̴͂̋͏̱͚͚̯͕y̢̛̘͖̘̮̥͉̙͙̟͗̌́̓̐̽̀o̻̲̺̩̿ͨ͊͐ͬͧ̐ͣ͡͡ų̮͙̞ͨ̀ͥ̅̀̆ͪ͂r͍̟͕̍̈́ͅ ̢̝̯͎̺͐p̴̷̖̙͚ͫ͒ͨ̂̽̑͊͋a͍̭̠̥͉̜̱̤͖̓͌͛͑́ͮ̌̌́͜ṙ͖̻̼͙̪̣̀͌̊͊̈͢͞ṫ̨̯̂̄̊ͨĭ̴̫̤̫̹̞͚̭̿̉ͥ̅̈́ͅͅc̸̽͋̽͗͌ͪ̈́͏̻͍͙̙̖u̷̸̩̮͙͔͍̼̮ͦ̈̆̔l̵̤̥͕̉̕͝à̼͑ͨ̎̈́ͣͦ̉r̜̠̜̘̩͕̞͕̆͂ͭͣ̆̕ ̷͖̬͉̫̳̗͉̣̹̂ͮ͑ͦ̎͛̇͝3̩̘̮̩̼̰̳͙̯̿͑͐͑̀D̶͉͆̽ͫS̴͈̠̹̘͇ͧ͛ ̫̙̖͚̘͖͎̰ͥͯ̄̌͐̉͒ͦͅh̬̗̮̭̲̐̔̉̀͜͢ä̹̙͐̕p̠͓̤̼̳̹ͨͨͭ̾͜p̷͍̯͆̃ͣ̋̊ͫ͊͘ͅë̛̼͔́͊̎̅͋͡nͭͨͯ҉̻͔͓s̡͇͓̘̦ͭͯ̈̇̓̔͆̊ ̉̌̄̾ͮ̿̚͟҉̲͈͚̺t̰͆̓̈̅͘ô̺̹ͦ́͡ ̨̧̱̖̞̭̣͒͋̚ĥ̖̠̮ͣ̄̃̽̔ͦ̒ä͍̟̺ͫ͘v̢̯̞̑e̶̜̜ͥͪ́ ͓ͯ̓͜͠ȃ̰̱̺̻̗̝̗̯͘ ̵͚̼̤̙̪͉̂ͬ̇̅͑͆̈́͗s͈͕̬̤̱̞̬̦ͪ̐͒̅ͬ͟c͐̒͂҉̳̤͢r̯͉͕͂͌͐̀ȇ̳̪̙̄̓ͬ̌w̘̳͉̭̓̇͞ ͗͒͛̾̽ͥ̚̚͏̮l͈̳̠̺͕ͦ̇̄̋̅͋ͧ́͞o̸̡̨̝̞̜͓̰ͩ̀ͥ̄ͥ̿o̷̳̪̼̘̥̰͇͈ͣ̌ͣ̈ͤͣͦ̅͢s̩̿̅ͥ̽̈́͒ͪͩ̀ͅē͉̺̭͓̖̍͊̋̈ͭ̀,̸̗̟̲͙͇͍̋̂͐̄͒ͪ ̬̠̺̜͓͊̾̈́̍̊͗̿ͯ͝a͙̞̠̬͔̦͌̉͋̊͟͢n̵̡̪̻͔̪͉͑̽͐ͪͦ͒̀ͮ̚d̥͍̘̹͌͋ͪ̓ ̨͉̘̜̬̐̽͊̏̓̒́͟f̪̠͕̰̘̪̲̅̾̔ͮͫ͆͌̍à̷̲̙̦͎͉̻̙͛ͭ̓̃̑͒̚ľ̨̜̙̜͚͍̠̳̤̫ͯ̀̚l̸̨̖̩̓͊́̓̂s̺̙̰̅̀͠͠ ̧̭͓̀̈́͌ͭ͜ả̡̰̳̼̻̪̝̠̚̕͝pͦ̋҉̡̱̭̦̙̯̀ͅaͦͣ҉̟̥̀͜r̺̝̫̮̲̘͎̞ͥͧ̈͑͠t̷͓̺̖̖͖̠͖̔̎ͤ͟͜ ͉̠̲̫̗̥̣̤̐̓ͬͨͥ̃ͧ̌͘å̵̮̳̺̥̉̑͢f̵ͭͧͯ҉͓͔͔͓t͚̓̽ͫ̉͟e̓̅ͤ̎̓ͤ̿͟҉͇̠͇̫̣͍̟̮̩͠ṛ̡̧ͥͮ̌͆ͬ̓̋̇͘ ̴̧̘̻͖̙̬͙̰̰̍̌2̶̭̟͎͐͗ͥͯ̓́ͪ̀4̾͋͗͐͏̨̥͖̺̹̗͞ ̴̼̻̗̔ͤ̓h͎̗̳͎̖̮͕͋o͇ͫ̇̌̑͞͡u̦̭̜͉̖̞̣̲͊̐̄ͫ̽r̫̞̜̩̟̻͓̦̘͗̆̈́ͪͣs̛̤̳̻̩̋̋ͤͪ͌̚͟ͅ ̙͕͙͔̥̭͎̙̽͋̃̈̾ͦ́͢o̘̦̻̽́f̗̗̟͇ͬ͆ͣ͆̑ͯ́͟ͅͅ ͚̣̊ͬ̅͠y̸͛̐҉͔̼̰̩̠̮o̷̮̍ͫ͒ͧ͗̀ͭ̈ú̷̠͇̠̺̻̱̙͔͇ͩ̐͊͒͐̏ͩ ̜͙̻͍̟͙̆͆͐͒̃̄ẻ̖̤̰̝̜͓͖̰ͮ͐̓̌́nͭ̌̎̒͏͖̦̞̖̥̺͕͟j̡͓̗̮̣̤̦̝͇̏̚öͤ̊ͮ͏̶̞̬̥̖͖͍̦͎y̤̯͕̦̹͙̫͍͒i͙̲͙̟̓͗̋̉̓̊͐͠͝n̴͍̹͕̏ͥͮ̀͝g̵̡̞̤̠̭̯̎̓͒̔̚ ̰̼̞ͨ̐́ͅi̷̱̖͖̊̄̅̒̎̏͘t̴̺̱̜̅̎̓ͤ̕.̼̦̹̩ͫ͋̏ͫ͑͠ ̢͔ͥͩ́
̻̹̮̗̝͕͈͍̮̏ͤ͂ͣ͌̇̐ ̥̘͔̳̱̰͒ͦ̿
̒ͪ҉̪̹Ïͫͦ̑̕͏̰͕ ̻͙̯̟̠̳͖͚̂̑ͨw̢̝̠̬͉ͯ̇ͨͫ͒ͭ̇͞i̸̫̹̩̭̭͌̍͒̒ͬ̄̾͟s͇̲̰͊̐h͔͉̣̥̟̻͌̆͆ͧ̓ ̲̮͎̱̼̘͙̃͘f̮͉̯̭̹̬̓̂̅ö́͏̟̭̳͞r̲̭̳̯͕̙͖ͭͩ̈ͨ͋̅̊̚ ̬̙͔̣̗͊̿̂̂̏̃ͫ́̈̕͜͝t̨̫̬͕̯̤̭ͤ̓ͣ̂̒̓̋ͨ́ͅh̪͎̣̤͎̯͎̄̅́̇̐ͣ͆̾͘ͅi͖̰̱͈͕̼ͨ̾̾͞s̤̟ͭ̓̄̊͛̀̕ ̍̂ͣ̾͏̷̰͓͍̬̪̯͍̠̦͜p̶͉̝̘̱̜̎̌̆ͮõ̠̝͉̫̻̅̊s̢̫͓̳̘͊͋̅̏́t̅̐̇ͩͪͤͯ͋҉̤͕̪̘ͅ ̷̜̹̰̤̥͕̱ͯͪͬ̑̿̒̉̔ͅͅt͉̝͛̇͋o͙̩͍̲͕̲̗ͫ̔̀ ̺͍̺͔͗̓͛ͬ̀̓̚͘ͅb̮̲̟̭̠̏̈̌̈́ͪͨ͗̎̆e̋ͤ͛͏̘̼͔͕͠ ̡̰̩̭̪̫̩̜̣ͨ͋̉q̠̗͇̳̯͍ͫͥ̀ͯ̐̆̕ū̷̢̞̜̭͕̇͋ͨ͛ͩ̚o̟̱͇̝͇̫̓̾̏t̵̟̼͈̤̼̯̐͗ͫ̏̔ę̼̠͙̫̙͂̓ͣ͟d̲̫̩ͧ̎͒͌ͬ̑̇̔́ͅ ͍̗͉͚̐͗
Granted, but it is corrupted.

I wish that school ended permanently.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 16:06:50
Granted, but you and everyone on your school (including the people you care about) are fated to work at *dundundaaah* KFC!

I wish for KFC to be ruined.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on April 12, 2010, 03:12:59
Granted, the saying "Knock For Cheese" is ruined and people stop saying it.

Star light, star bright, first start I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight;
I wish for my new forum (http://www.LB-Stuff.com/phpBB2/) to not have sooo many permissions issues after upgrading and converting from phpBB2 to phpBB3...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 12, 2010, 07:48:03
Gran-- uh, what forum? The link led me to an empty page! Well, i'll grant your wish wif a randomly selected forum.

I wish for a cat that looks like Pokemon no. 403 (national pokedex)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on April 12, 2010, 08:01:10
Granted, but it evolves into a nat. pokedex 432 (purugly)

I wish that nintendo would make pokemon harder. i mean, seriously C)p


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 12, 2010, 08:39:44
Granted, but it's un-granted because Shinx don't evolve into Purugly.

I wish for a corrupted wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: AClockworkLemon on April 12, 2010, 08:49:13
granted, but in the process of corrupting a corrupted wish, it was no longer corrupted :ohnoes:

Granted, but it's un-granted because Shinx don't doesn't evolve into Purugly.
  :P

I wish someone would explain to me (please) how kaizoman corrupted that text! (no, i mean really!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 12, 2010, 09:06:04
Granted, but it's un-granted because Shinx don't doesn't evolve into Purugly.
  :P
Uh... 'Shinx' is plural.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 12, 2010, 13:31:20
Thanks to some people now we are talking about pokemon.

Guess what happens when you search up "Mudkip" on google images?
I wasnt able to post the image so click this. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/jezix/3460424251/)
 O_o


To restart il do the last wish posted to be corruped.
I wish someone would explain to me (please) how kaizoman corrupted that text! (no, i mean really!)
Granted. But you suddenley forget

I wish for wishes that grant other wishes wishes wish without corrupting the wishes wish wish
......................wish...............


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 13, 2010, 20:35:47
Granted, but due to the complexity, every wish is now officially doomed to corruption.  Bummer
*wishes for a great deal of inspiration for a level*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 13, 2010, 20:55:35
I wish someone would explain to me (please) how kaizoman corrupted that text! (no, i mean really!)
Its mah secret.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 14, 2010, 00:58:21
Granted, but even with all the inspiration your level seems to suck greatly.

*Wishes for a good Jack and the Beanstalk tileset*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 14, 2010, 01:12:31
Granted but the tileset
seems to suck greatly.

*Wishes for a vending machine*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LimeLemon on April 14, 2010, 11:00:48
Granted, but it only spits out corrupted wishes.

I wish I could be far as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 14, 2010, 17:25:50
Granted but in being far as decided to use even go want to do look more like, your nonsensical rubbish makes you implode.

I wish that someone would PM me about business.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 14, 2010, 18:33:30
Granted, a Spambot Pm's you 'So, how's business?'

I wish i knew how to code a spambot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 14, 2010, 21:59:09
Granted. But the spambot starts to glitch and starts to stop working.

I wish for Internet Security. (I need it badly :/)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 16, 2010, 10:50:44
Granted, you get an anti-antivirus program-program.

I wish i could get ForumWarz chapter 2 and 3 for free.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on April 16, 2010, 13:50:30
Granted. But then you're arrested for pirating games.

I wish people would stop asking for corrupted wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on April 16, 2010, 20:07:37
Granted.

I wish for a uncorrupted wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 16, 2010, 22:34:55
Granted but the wish becomes un-uncorrupted and comes corrupted

I wish for *blank*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 17, 2010, 13:53:46
Granted, but *blank*

I wish i cud fly!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 17, 2010, 14:59:15
Granted. But you did not seem to grow wings to fly. So your still a ground bum like the rest of us :(
                                                       
I wish for nothing :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 17, 2010, 16:02:19
Granted, but then you regret your decision and spend the rest of your days wishing you'd wished for an endless supply of pizza.

I wish for an endless supply of pizza!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 18, 2010, 21:35:39
Granted but I eat your "Endless supply of pizza"
X-P

I wish for ▒3à╜äy5p13╟╚░1τf↓<˜K¦=▒?;iIÇ,4○-3+P"hì☺?&


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 18, 2010, 23:56:22
Granted, but your ▒3à╜äy5p13╟╚░1τf↓<˜K¦=▒?;iIÇ,4○-3+P"hì☺?& has an unrecoverable CRC error just at the end.

(Also, you got really fat from eating all that pizza.)

I wish for a new Ace Attorney game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 19, 2010, 01:17:35
Granted, but your ▒3à╜äy5p13╟╚░1τf↓<˜K¦=▒?;iIÇ,4○-3+P"hì☺?& has an unrecoverable CRC error just at the end.

(Also, you got really fat from eating all that pizza.)

I wish for a new Ace Attorney game.
Granted. It's called "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Attack of the Kittens". The game's about Phoenix killing kittens. No more lawyer-ing.
I wish there was lawyer-ing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 19, 2010, 01:31:23
Granted, the game is now called "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: The Case of the Attack of the Kittens".

I wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 19, 2010, 18:15:45
Corrupted.

I wish that everyone could just settle down.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firewall on April 20, 2010, 01:01:25
Granted. Untill a choclate truck suddenly crashes making all the chocolate bars come out. All the people suddenly becomes hyper from eating the chocolate.

I wish for 3.14


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 20, 2010, 19:45:28
Granted, but you also get 15926535897932384626.

I wish for a blue green.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 20, 2010, 20:18:06
Granted, but the green kinda overpowers the blue to become a tad turqouise.
*Wishes he can easily escape a hungry Grue*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 21, 2010, 12:01:23
Granted, but just when you think you're safe, you're surrounded and eaten by hungry ASCII boars.

I wish for a horrible death.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 21, 2010, 14:13:34
Granted, Nifflas dies horribly, but you are immortal. Good luck commiting suicide!

I wish i was a real Combee. And no, do NOT turn me into this (http://blueghosty.deviantart.com/art/Realistic-Combee-129941732)... thing. I wanna be the cute one.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 21, 2010, 18:34:54
Granted, but I become a Kabutops and kick your 4th generation ass.

I wish that my DS hadn't gotten stolen all those months ago.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 21, 2010, 19:38:29
DS hadn't gotten stolen
Funny. Mine was stolen a couple of times ago, too.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 21, 2010, 19:58:24
Granted, but then you drop it and it ceases to work.

I wish that pumkin's DS still worked (so that I could sell it. :shifty:).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 21, 2010, 20:20:19
Granted. You steal it, you sell it, i buy it (with Monopoly money), and give it back to pumkin. And the monopoly money a-splodes in yo' face.  X-P

I wish Razzorman's IQ and common sense would boost to atleast 70.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 21, 2010, 20:40:42
Granted, but everyone else's IQ, except for yours went up by 70!
Hmm...  I wish I did NOT have mapper's block anymore...  this thing's crushin' me!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on April 22, 2010, 15:57:26
Granted, but since your mapping mind is now soo advanced, your maps exceed the limit and you are never to make maps again.

I wish that my IQ was more than 70.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 23, 2010, 05:27:48
Granted, but since your mapping mind is now soo advanced, your maps exceed the limit and you are never to make maps again.

I wish that my IQ was more than 70.
Granted. It's now OVER NINE THOUSAND!! It's really really big and your brain's so big it breaks your neck.
I wish that DeviantART's search function wasn't broken. D:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 23, 2010, 05:42:35
Granted, but its view fullsize and download functions are now broken.

Wish: No seriously. Fix dA.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 24, 2010, 20:08:08
Granted, but then everyone starts using the search simultaneously and the dA servers overload. They asplode, killing thousands.

I wish for my own pirate battleship with skeletons for crew.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 26, 2010, 07:03:27
Granted, but i eat it.
I wish for a esounhpglsdjklaerhklsjdghkljsndo;sanljkadgkhklzsjkljhlskjghlwjg;lha\lwghpah


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on May 01, 2010, 10:26:31
Granted, but tgbvfdetfdcbgyuy62werrt5yhgfddsdfrt67uuijjh.                                                                                             i wish that the internet in my PSP was faster.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 01, 2010, 14:51:14
Granted, but yer PSP develops legs of its own and runs from you like the plague!
Hmm...  I wish I had a sandwich to devour.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: willomo on May 03, 2010, 01:11:17
Granted, but after you devour it you realize it was made of all your friends and family. oh well.

I wish I had a tophat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on May 03, 2010, 07:24:42
Granted, but the tophat is actually...... A killer rabbit! It eats yor face.

I wish my phone would let me watch youtube videos....


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: willomo on May 03, 2010, 07:26:48
granted, but then youtube starts going broke and you can etiher pay to use or have millions of ads so you never see your video!

I wish I had a spoon.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 03, 2010, 19:15:00
Granted, but then you find out you're in the Matrix and you learn the terrible truth: there's no spoon.

I wish I had a license to punch people in the face.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on May 03, 2010, 19:22:30
Granted, but now you want to kick people in the face, so your license is revoked when you kick the judge in the face.

I wish my music would get louder.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 03, 2010, 22:15:21
Granted, but alas, your ears go out from how loud the music got...
Hmm...  I wish for some atomic punch!  :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on May 03, 2010, 23:55:28
Granted, but alas, your ears go out from how loud the music got...
Hmm...  I wish for some atomic punch!  :D
Granted. You punch an atom. Nothing really happens.
I wish the  :whoa: would  :ohnoes: all over the  :huh: until the :nuts: went  :moody:.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on May 04, 2010, 01:00:28
Granted, but the :whoa: goes <3 at the :crazy: because O_o said :oops: and the :/ went :sad:.

I wish that the (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/move.gif) thing actually worked. Or (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/shadow.gif). Or (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/glow.gif). Or a bunch of the other stuff in the "help" section.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on May 04, 2010, 01:24:11
Granted, but the (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Nifflas/images/english/reply.gif)((http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/english/reply.gif)) button is now broken.

I wish for it to be possible to nest sprite folders in MMF.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on May 04, 2010, 03:27:44
Granted, but the new version of MMF is now 50 terrabytes large.

I wish to cure my insanity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 04, 2010, 05:16:01
Granted, unfortunately you're slightly less awesome now.

I wish to have the musical talent of Andrew Pants


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on May 04, 2010, 08:35:29
Granted, unfortunately you're slightly less awesome now.

I wish to have the musical talent of Andrew Pants
Granted, but you're nowhere NEAR as awesome as Jeffrey Lederhosen!
I wish that my time machine didn't require ONE POINT TWENTY-ONE GIGAWATTS!!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 04, 2010, 11:13:04
Graned, it requires one point twenty two gigawatts now.

I wish...

Professor Layton meets Phoenix Wright!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on May 04, 2010, 23:33:31
Granted, but the universe collapses from all the epic.

I wish I had some flan. Like, right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 04, 2010, 23:46:49
Granted. Unfortunately it's been "fermenting" for moths.

I wish I had a lovely song to brush my teeth to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 05, 2010, 00:21:37
Granted, but it was so lovely, it made you go into a brushing frenzy to brush EVERYTHING on sight...  I've heard of overkill, but that's kinda ridiculous.

Hmm...  I wish for GAS!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on May 05, 2010, 00:22:43
Granted, but it was so lovely, it made you go into a brushing frenzy to brush EVERYTHING on sight...  I've heard of overkill, but that's kinda ridiculous.

Hmm...  I wish for GAS!
Granted. *farts*
I wish I didn't make everyone suffocate from my fart.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on May 05, 2010, 00:25:02
Granted, but then you suffocate from your fart. (Is that even possible?)

I wish for a green orange that was blue.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on May 05, 2010, 00:29:39
Granted, but the blue becomes blue.
Edit: Woah! The [cb] tag looks even worse in the [wadf] tag on the knytt theme than [color=blue] itself!


I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on May 05, 2010, 02:54:53
Granted, but said blue orange purple fruit is detroyed via the laws of reality.


I wish my parents weren't fighting....


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on May 05, 2010, 02:55:53
ooops... kinda got skipped. damn.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 06, 2010, 11:14:46
I wish my microphone wasn't broken. And by that I mean completely fixed, along with anything associated with it and that it causes no damage to myself or my immediate surroundings.

Granted, a little child comes to your room and fixes it in a second, while bragging about how easy it was. The mic works perfectly now, but you feel so humilliated that you don't even want to use it anymore.

I wish I could program in assembler for every existing CPU.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 06, 2010, 18:32:44
Granted, but i sue you for causing a headache.

I wish my friends back here in Belgium would play Nifflas' Games.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 06, 2010, 20:29:24
Granted, but your machine decides to short circuit spontaneously, and as a result, a new motherboard is needed!  D:  (And yes, that has happened to me once before in my younger years [pre-nifforum to be exact])
As for wish, I wish for a time machine!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on May 06, 2010, 20:57:47
Granted, but you go back in time and somehow make yourself not exist anymore.

I wish for a typewriter that writes types.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 07, 2010, 17:52:37
Granted, but at cost of your Internetometer that reads '146'.

I wish my computer had the latest Service Pack thingamajic AND a sound card.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 10, 2010, 20:10:57
Granted, but the latest Service Pack is incompatible with the drivers of your new sound card and you get a BSOD everytime a sound plays.

I wish I could make garbage disappear, instead of having to take it out.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on May 10, 2010, 22:48:18
Granted, but then the government forces you to make all the trash in the world disappear every day.

I wish I could extend my deadlines whenever I wanted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 11, 2010, 07:00:55
Granted, but they are lines of your doom and extending them would be a bad idea unless you want to commit suicide.

I wish for a patched version of Knytt Stories DS, because i can't seem to patch worth a grain of dust.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 11, 2010, 11:30:12
Granted, but then none of the KS levels you want to play works on it. The only ones that work without glitches are the really crappy ones, such as mine (j/k, rrc2soft :P )

Spoiler: Patching KSDS (click to show/hide)

I wish for a car that runs on acorns. 1 Acorn = 100 Km.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: willomo on May 11, 2010, 11:57:48
granted, but in an evil plot someone blows up all the acorn and replaces them with somethings that will melt your car

I wish I knew when the zombie apocolypse was going to happen.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 11, 2010, 15:55:33
Spoiler: Patching KSDS (click to show/hide)
I appreciate it, but i tried that. My command prompt said dlditool isn't recognized by my (kinda crappy) computer. Can you send me the download link for the thing dlditool needs to use for R4DS v1.18?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAAAAAAAAAAAYS...

Granted, it happens on December 21, 2012. But you die in the slowest, most painful/horrible way you can imagine after this wish is granted, so you can't warn anyone.

I wish willomo came back as a friendly zombie (with 'friendly' i mean 'willomo won't eat any live organisms and helps the human race survive the zombie apocalypse' of course) so he can warn us.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: willomo on May 12, 2010, 06:40:54
granted but when I come back because I don't eat, I slowly starve and die again, before the apocolypse starts.(zombies can die)

I wish I knew how to end my knytt stories level



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 12, 2010, 12:00:32
Granted. You can't decide and just stick with a Playground level.

I wish for everything wished for in this topic.

P.S.
zombies can die
Not that it matters, but they can't. They're already dead.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 12, 2010, 12:36:18
Granted, but all the wishes become corrupted and you also get all the undesired effects. Every one of them. One by one. Without exceptions. And if one of the corrupted wishes kills you or makes you immortal, it is undone after 10 minutes so you don't miss on the next one. Also, when the onslaught of corrupted wishes finally ends, you're sent to an alternate dimension where the food's terrible.

I wish there was always a nearby real-life save point whenever I have to make an important decision, so I can undo my actions if I don't like the outcome.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 12, 2010, 18:33:52
Granted, but it's one of ACL's tricks as he used in Adventures in the Void (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=395.msg3409#msg3409). If you don't know which one it is i mean, it's placing a save point that's in a pit together with the green thing that goes NOM! You accidentally save there while being eaten, meaning that you get munched on forever and you won't die. EVER.

I wish i had a sword that slices through any shield or armor and a shield that withstands any weapon



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 13, 2010, 20:16:43
Granted, but alas, you wind up bashing the two together and both objects simply melt into nothingness.

This'll be a toughie, but I wish to be the flip hero in Hero Core!  :D  (Such an addicting game to say it)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on May 14, 2010, 00:35:59
If that was a spoiler you just mentioned I will kill you.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 15, 2010, 17:09:35
This'll be a toughie, but I wish to be the flip hero in Hero Core!  :D  (Such an addicting game to say it)

Granted, but then Purple Pineapple thinks that was a spoiler and kills you. In the face.

I wish I had the ability to summon licorice wheels.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on May 23, 2010, 01:16:23
Granted, but the wheels of licorice join forces against you, tie you down, and choke you to a licorice-y demise.


I wish Borderlands was a bit less repetitive... (still fun though)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 23, 2010, 02:00:31
Granted, but it was a wish of overkill, that it becomes TOTALLY random!  Man, you shouldn't have trusted a mushroom to grant wishes.

Great...  got to make a wish...
I wish to have a nice suit of armour!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: willomo on May 23, 2010, 02:07:16
Granted. you get a nice suit of armour that is far too small is for display mostly anyway.

I wish I owned worms world party.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on May 25, 2010, 11:58:37
Granted, you get worms world party, in you!

I wish for a remasterd version of the ELP song, karn evil 9.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 25, 2010, 18:46:50
Granted, you get said song, in you!

I wish me iz no.1!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 25, 2010, 21:38:50
Granted. You're no.1 on the FBI's most wanted list.

(oh come now, that was too easy)

I wish people would use uber- correctly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 26, 2010, 07:03:51
Granted, the way we use it becomes the correct way, so you become uber-idiotic.

I wish i was uber-awesmoe.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 26, 2010, 12:42:56
Granted, you become extremely "awesMOE". Then you're spotted by a group of bearded, oily otaku freaks coming out of an anime cosplay convention dressed in Sailor Moon outfits. They just stand there for a moment looking at you, drooling, with their eyes sparkling... and suddenly they lunge at you and start chasing you. You run through the city like there's no tomorrow, until they finally corner you in a dark alley and then... then... oh god, no, I can't go on...

I wish the next generation of videogames were all in CGA 320x240 4 color mode, just to piss off HD lovers :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 26, 2010, 17:10:51
Granted, but the HD lovers kill you. In the face. After they all got a turn, your wish becomes un-granted.

I wish all wishes become un-granted after they are corrupted. Not that it really matters, since my wish for all wishes to be un-granted will become un-granted, but still, it's the thought that matters.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 29, 2010, 22:13:38
Granted, but the corruption negates your wish.  Bummer.
I wish I had a living warmachine to pilot for myself.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 30, 2010, 00:11:54
Granted, but then your living warmachine becomes self-aware and decides to pilot YOU (cue the Soviet Russia jokes).

I wish RAM modules came free with cereal boxes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on May 30, 2010, 06:29:55
Granted, but they're made to only be compatible with the cereal company's computers which are ridiculously overpriced and, other than being really fast, are downright awful. Probably because they're made of recycled cereal.

I wish I didn't have to wait another week for the new Doctor Who episode.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 30, 2010, 13:22:37
Granted, you have to wait another week and one second.

I wish my computer didn't run an illegal and crappy Windows XP with everything including sound card downgraded to nothing...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 30, 2010, 13:44:27
Granted, now it runs MS-DOS 4.0 and you're forced to use EDLIN to write your documents.

I wish I had a really high-tech storage drive that could fit up to 1TB of uncompressed data into a normal CD/DVD disk (gotta backup all that Juni pr0n important info).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 30, 2010, 15:15:51
Granted. Unfortunately it arrived in a filled fish tank, rendering completely shorted out.
Looks like your warranty..

just expired


YEEEEAH.


I wish I hadn't made that completely illogical joke.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 30, 2010, 15:33:37
Granted, but now you have to hold on to a block labeled "LOGIC".  You sir, have been inflicted the status ailment of Logic block.  (Perhaps my lamest attempt to corrupt wishes yet)

I wish someone could make a "Hero Core Fanatic" banner for my sig.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 31, 2010, 13:38:53
Granted, the King of All Cosmos makes you one, but it's so poorly done it makes you throw up whenever you look at it. What's worse, you're forced to put it in your sig despite it being an abomination and a crime against all that's good and beautiful... because if you don't, the king would take offense and roll you and the entire planet into a giant katamari.

I wish I was the King of All Cosmos.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bulbapuck on May 31, 2010, 14:22:18
Granted, but you were rolled up by a ball.

I wish I didn't know any better.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on May 31, 2010, 20:04:20
Granted, but your intelligence is locked where it is right now, so you never learn from your mistakes!


I wish I had Xbox Live again...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Razzorman on May 31, 2010, 21:22:25
Granted, but your Eksboks breaks down forever.

I wish that I don't get huge amounts of money a long time from now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on June 01, 2010, 07:04:30
Granted, but instead of getting money in the future, you get nothing! EVER!!!


I wish the ending for Borderlands didn't make me so disappointed...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on June 01, 2010, 14:14:23
Granted. The programmers, after extensive complaining about how bad the ending was for that game ( which i clearly know nothing about) decided it would be best to cut the ending entirely and make it a MMORPG.

I wish my fish was made of...um..waterproof cotton candy. yeah.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 09, 2010, 19:22:15
Granted, but it doesn't guarantee that all those string-ish cotton candy whatzit will be separated.

I wish to be smarter.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 09, 2010, 19:41:38
Granted, but you wind up sealed in molten metal for too much intellect.

I wish for My avvy to be different.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 10, 2010, 05:53:54
Granted, it's a black helmet on a red background... made in MSPaint using the spray tool.

I wish i belonged to the Plantae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plant) kingdom, the Magnoliophyta (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flowering_plant) division, the Magnoliopsida (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dicotyledon) class, the Rosales (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosales) order, the Rosaceae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosaceae) family, the Maloideae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maloideae) subfamily, the Maleae tribe and the Malus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malus) genus.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on June 10, 2010, 09:20:22
Granted. The fact that you are secretly an apple is revealed to the whole world.

I wish I could glue glue to glue. (try saying "glue glue to glue" three times fast)

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 10, 2010, 19:10:30
Granted, but the glue glues glued-to-glue glue to your face (try saying ''glue glues glued-to-glue glue to your face'' three times fast)

I wish i could eat apples while i'm still an apple.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 15, 2010, 18:21:21
Granted, but alas, apple society condemns you as a cannibal fruit, and as such, your punishment is canning!  Ouch.

I wish to have an animated avvy from Bio menace.  (See Lizzaroro's avvy, that I like oh so much, despite being the deadliest enemy in its game)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 16, 2010, 13:31:40
Granted, but it magically leaps out of the http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile to eat your you-know-what.

I wish i was a human being again.

I will wish i wasn't 'Canned StraightFlame - Best thing since sliced StraightFlame' next time, so stay tuned.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 16, 2010, 13:53:32
Granted. You're now the new RIAA CEO. You see what you have become and kill yourself in disgust. And then you're reborn as an apple :P

I wish I could speak to fish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on June 16, 2010, 13:59:27
Granted. The fish turn out to be intelligent creatures and they teach everyone their language. It becomes a subject in schools. All bodies of water are now sovereign states that belong to fish. The fish are treated as another race, evolve faster than humans, achieve spaceflight and leave the humans stuck on Earth. They form the Intergalactic Marine Empire, and are soon the ruling force in the whole Universe.

***YOU HAVE FAILED***

I wish I was a lizard.

=|=



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 16, 2010, 14:10:14
Granted but i flattened you.

And since i'm not canned anymore (because i'm another apple) i'll just wish this guy (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile) turns into an apple.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 16, 2010, 17:33:31
Granted, but I clicked on the link as a guest, so the person you want to turn into an apple doesn't even exist. Instead, I get turned into an annoying orange (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD5UKQggXTc) for some reason.

I wish I'd glow green when I'm near a secret.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on June 18, 2010, 22:29:55
Granted. Unfortunatley, the green glow is caused by secret detecting Uranium, and you die from radiation poisoning,

I wish my class was higher than unmotivated secratary.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: willomo on June 19, 2010, 10:18:20
Granted. You go up one rank, but then the system changes and you end up lower than you started.

I wish my internet was fast again


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 19, 2010, 12:22:23
Granted, it's so fast that each time you try to post in a topic there's that annoying new post warning message. All the time. And a side effect of this wish is that you never stop trying to post your message. Also, you can't die so don't think of commiting suicide, and now... PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE ANNOYEDNESS!!!

I wish the custom theme i made out of the Saira's Radio custom theme (which can be found in the 'About Nifflas' website and forum' board) looked better than this:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 19, 2010, 13:19:17
Granted, the new version of the theme takes CSS to its limits and is full of dynamic, translucent floating layers. Also, the pages are now covered with animated, state-of-the-art, obscenely high resolution backgrounds. It even uses custom JavaScript code so the user can move blocks freely and customize the layout, among a ton of other extra functions. It looks so beautiful it makes you wanna cry tears of joy. Unfortunately, this magnificent graphical display slows even the most powerful PC to a crawl and makes browsing the forum a painful and unbearable experience... and the code is now so incredibly complex you don't even know how to tone it down. When you submit the theme to the admins for approval, LPChip bans you for trying to sabotage the forums.

I wish broccoli didn't taste so bad.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on June 19, 2010, 13:27:25
Granted. Broccoli is now the tastiest thing on Earth. However, the Intergalactic Marine Empire soon forbids the humans to eat broccoli, and takes all of it away into space. The fish, however, are allergic to broccoli and they all die.

***YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED SO THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY IT AGAIN***

I wish _____ was ______.

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 19, 2010, 13:44:36
Granted, but _____ hates being _____ and _____ you in your _____ so you cant bear your _____ any _____er.

Edit: Whoops, forgot wish!

I wish i had one of these (http://www.oddee.com/item_96655.aspx).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 19, 2010, 18:38:27
Granted, you get the USB keyboard bra. But then, when you try to convince a girl to wear it, she slaps you so hard your eyes fall out of their sockets.

I wish I could combine random items to make kick-ass equipment (e.g: dirty shoes + cheap pendants = magic helmet +10 resistant to fire!)

Here's the answer I was going to post for Yukabacera's wish, just for kicks:

Spoiler: Old math joke (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 21, 2010, 07:04:29
Granted, but they can only lower your stats, and you don't know that so you keep doing it. And in the end, you wear all of them. +10 Pwnyness.

I wish i knew what life in the USA is like.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on June 21, 2010, 13:13:26
Granted. You teleport to the states, but accidentally you also travel back in time. Now you'll find out what life in the USA is like...during the Great Depression. Whoa Nelly!

I wish TVtropes didn't ruin my life.

=|=



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 21, 2010, 16:07:01
Granted, it instead ruins the lives of everyone around you.

I wish that YouTube extended it's 11-minute time limit.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on June 21, 2010, 16:45:16
Granted, now you can upload videos up to 9001 minutes. but you have to pay 25 dollars for every minute you upload.

I wish i were not so adicted to Audiosurf.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 21, 2010, 17:52:53
Granted, but now you're surfing on some rather bogus audio!

I wish I could make some wickedly good progress on a fancomic!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 21, 2010, 17:55:01
Granted, but everyone despises the comic.

I wish people liked NESgamer's fancomic.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 21, 2010, 20:18:56
Granted. NESgamer discards his original idea and decides to make fun of you in every strip. Everyone loves the comic now. Also, your popularity with the ladies hits rock bottom.

I wish Spain would lose all their matches in the South Africa Fifa World Cup. I'm sick of hearing about soccer all the time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 22, 2010, 07:14:59
Granted, but everybody hates you for wishing this, and they decide to EXPLOADZORZ!!! you.

I wish Admiral Island (http://yppedia.puzzlepirates.com/Admiral_island) wasn't ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!1!1!!ONE!! (http://yppedia.puzzlepirates.com/Zombies)'d all the time. Once in awhile is fun, but...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Willster on June 25, 2010, 22:40:37
Granted, now it is only like that 99.99% of the time.

I wish for an idea of something to wish for.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on June 26, 2010, 03:05:02
Granted; you just used it in your previous post.

I wish my glasses didn't have scratches all over the lenses.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 26, 2010, 03:10:28
Granted; you just used it in your previous post.

I wish my glasses didn't have scratches all over the lenses.
Granted, but now your eyes need a new set of glasses.

I wish I could learn to draw better!  (I'm reduced to simple pixel art for my drawing really, and I'm having some tough times in my personal projects, but I digress...  that'd be going off topic)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on June 26, 2010, 03:26:45
Granted, you have amazing drawing skills, but are now paralyzed from your wrists to your fingertips.

I wish my grape soda was downstairs instead of upstairs right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 26, 2010, 03:32:56
Granted. Your soda falls down the stairs.

I wish that Raocow's cat didn't die today. ;_;


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Willster on June 26, 2010, 03:51:03
Granted, he died yesterday.

I wish that this post was teal.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on June 26, 2010, 04:41:58
Granted, but you are now partially colorblind and the post may appear grayish now.

I wish the lampshade on the lamp next to me wasn't so lopsided.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 28, 2010, 11:45:54
Granted, now there is no lampshade and your parent/guardian thinks you ate it and kills you.

I wish for everything to be backwards.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 28, 2010, 16:26:30
Granted, but the wish went backwards too, and as a result, everything's still forward.

I wish that I can somehow post a fanfic or two on the nifflas support forum with impunity!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 28, 2010, 17:50:35
Granted, but then everyone thinks they suck and makes fun of you to no end.

I wish I could find Waldo.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bulbapuck on June 28, 2010, 22:01:04
Granted, but now you can't find anyone else.

I wish I had a dishwasher.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 28, 2010, 22:11:05
I wish for everything to be backwards.
Granted, but the wish went backwards too, and as a result, everything's still forward.
And to think i was kinda expecting this (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540528).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 01, 2010, 09:08:18
Granted, but now you can't find anyone else.

I wish I had a dishwasher.

Granted, but he quits in a couple days, so you have to find somebody else with a dish-washing job.

I wish seafood weren't flavored in such a way that I gag if I try to eat it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 01, 2010, 13:59:03
Granted, now its flavored in such a way that you explode when you eat it (wut?).

I wish that YouTube's video limit was up to 30 minutes instead of 11.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Saml on July 01, 2010, 17:37:54
Granted, but now every video on YouTube is 30 minutes of Twilight.

I wish I had the latest NVIDIA graphics card.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 01, 2010, 18:01:52
Granted, but its flavoured in such a way that it explodes when you run it (Double wut?)

I wish i can run Sims 3:World Adventures.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 01, 2010, 18:06:16
Granted, but its flavored in such a way that it explodes when you install it.

Granted, you run the "Sims 3: World Adventures" promotional marathon.

I wish summer vacation was longer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on July 01, 2010, 18:20:24
The wish for longer summer has been granted, but alas, not only are you without any holiday breaks, but you also got summer school slapped on top of that to make 24/7/365 school.  Super ouch for the one who hates school, but ultra paradise for the scholar!

I wish for some sort of cure to mapper's block!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 02, 2010, 00:04:21
Granted, your brain is now overflowing with terrible platform ideas.

I wish that air freshener didn't make my nose feel all tingly and itchy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on July 02, 2010, 14:27:21
Granted, now your body feels all tingly and itchy.
I wish for a wish! :^^:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 02, 2010, 14:52:34
Granted, but the corruption its corrupted (triple wut?)

I wish i had Half Life 2 for XBOX 360.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on July 02, 2010, 18:21:28
Granted, but it's not as good as the PC version so you don't get the full experience.

I wish I could attack demons posing as gods without the townspeople mobbing me and slowly killing me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 02, 2010, 18:53:08
Granted, but the townspeople slowly kill you without mobbing. Always remember i'm clever.

I wish i knew why i keep forgetting to capitalize the noun 'i', and why Firecat misspells the word 'is' (he puts a T between I and S) some/most/all the time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 02, 2010, 20:08:55
and why Firecat misspells the word 'is' (he puts a T between I and S) some/most/all the time.

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

Granted, its because "i" wants to be [i] and [i] itsn't capitalized. So doesn't want to be capitalized and asks to "Its" help.

I wish that itstory actually did made sense.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 02, 2010, 20:19:21
It's just a wish. You don't need to overreact and place a t between every 'is' you type in your response and your wish. Also, what's the corruption?

Edit: Oh. Wait. I got it. The corruption is that you overreact, you yell all that stuff to me, and then brutally rip off my skin and pour lemon juice and salt on me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 03, 2010, 01:07:53
Granted, its...
Forgot the apostrophe. :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 03, 2010, 07:17:06
Forgot it on purpose.  :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 06:23:23
Granted, but... wait. Wait, no.

I wish my nose wasn't so stuffy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 07:10:14
Granted. We trade noses. Y'see, before our trade, i have an even stuffier nose. So stuffy i couldn't breathe. On top of that, i had hay fever.

I wishouidfnhgiojsdnhjesdkojnhdpsnjs
pdnpfosnmthjionmhopdistnhiopndhiopfnmaopdihnmo
pdfznhpodnhfindifunhidsdfosnudfuio
nundhsuioh
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 07:43:00
Granted, but a murderer is sent back in time to when you typed your wish, and s/he kills you before you can finish typinng your sentence. Now nobody will ever know what your wish was, are you happy now? >(

I wish I could breathe underwater. That's be pretty neat...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 07:59:15
Granted, but your new nose stays as stuffed as it is now.

I wish my Objection! forum game was awesome.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 08:33:56
Granted, but nobody visits it, making substantially less awesome.

I wish I could get tired when it's nearly time for me to go to bed (so I don't end up awake 'till four in the morning :sigh:).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on July 04, 2010, 09:10:00
Sure. You start falling asleep erlier and don't notice the murderer coming in your window that kill you.

I wish I could fly  :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 09:22:25
Granted, but you forgot to read ''Know Your Wings''. You try to fly, and then it's all painful scenes until you die because there is no oxygen on planet Emosewasiemalfthgiarts.

I wish i lived on planet Ssaskcikarecabakuy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 13:49:31
Granted, but since nobody else has any knowledge of the planet's existence, you live a lonely life until dying a (possibly) long and painful death from starvation/the harsh environment/being eaten alive/etc.

I wish I had some delicious cotton candy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 14:25:12
Granted, but then you see said planets' names contain a subliminal message, and you decide to poison your cotton candy after you know what the subliminal messages are.

I wish there was a planet named Sllabruasonidgibskcusregrusgnignis.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 15:05:29
Granted, it's located about 2 feet away from a gargantuan black hole... wait... well, it's not exactly away from it anymore...

I wish that :gtf: would stop bothering me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 16:22:44
Granted, now an :hedgehog: keeps bothering you.

I wish SingingSurger knew his IQ was negative.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 16:49:40
Granted, but to give him that ability, it was required that his IQ be brought to at least 5, making his IQ non-negative and making his smarter than before.

I wish I had socks on.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on July 04, 2010, 18:22:22
Granted, you now have ONLY socks on. and you don't have any more clothes.

i wish for infinite :hiddenstar:.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 18:27:57
Granted, but there are so many that your entire screen turns yellow so you can't see anything.

I wish for a better wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 18:51:25
Granted, but SingingSurger's IQ is negative now.

I wish my MK Wii/SSB Brawl lisences no am ka-splode.

Edit: Oh, so the abbr tag is so when you hover over it, the pronuncation (or however it's spelled) pops up.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 21:00:13
Granted, your MK Wii/SSB Brawl lisences implode.

I wish I had more pants.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 04, 2010, 21:09:22
Granted, but they fill up your house.

I wish my IQ was higher.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 21:38:38
Granted, but your computer still has a PEBKAC error.

I wish for a(?) Cthulhu.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 21:45:58
Granted, and it's even already stuffed for you!

I wish I could remember the name of a specific product I saw on TV. It was really stupid, and I want to watch it again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on July 04, 2010, 22:16:21
Granted. HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!3

I wish the universe didn't exist and that we were all incorporeal entities instead.

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yoeri on July 04, 2010, 22:21:03
Granted, but it was done by dividing by zero.

I wish I could beat #MAS2


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 22:27:25
Granted, a glitch in the game makes it so that you start out with all items/achievements/etc. which leaves you with absolutely no gameplay whatsoever.

I wish the next reply would be #793.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 04, 2010, 23:08:21
Wish granted, but I'm not named "#793". (I dunno)

I wish that blue looked better on the WADF theme.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 05, 2010, 06:22:13
Granted. LPChip saves the day. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2357.msg26386#msg26386) But you realize that the wish is invalid because it's already granted, and your head goes 'Wa D' F-- (BOOM!)' (get it?)

I wish that there was more puns like 'Wa D' F-- (BOOM!)' in this forumgame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on July 05, 2010, 15:08:32
Granted, but your punished for that wish.

I wish for no wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 05, 2010, 16:40:15
Granted, but that IS a wish.

I wish for a atomic bar that turns me into a mutant.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 05, 2010, 17:36:29
Granted. You eat it, turn mutand, and realize it was a gold bar worth millions of storerooms of €500 bills.

I wish i had a better computer than this everything-downgraded-to-nothing piece of cr-- uh, i mean scrap!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on July 05, 2010, 19:11:48
Granted, but the computer has a virus that destroys your WINDOWS folder every single time you make a folder like that.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 05, 2010, 20:55:16
Granted, but the uncorruptable wish can only be granted on planet Emosewasiemalfthgiarts, and the atmosphere on that planet is so... not-atmosph... Your head'll explode on that planet. That's all you need to know.
(Fun fact: Try reading the planet's name backwards and you'll get another piece of wisdom from Belgium)

I wish i had a jksernhaethklnjeatklhnskldtjnhklsernhkjnstrkjnhk.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 05, 2010, 23:14:14
Granted, but it turns into an alien and attacks you.

I wish I could be the Orb from Capture the Orb.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 08:36:35
Granted, but i liked being the orb. So i use my SingingSurgeric magical powers to undo the wish.

Edit by the straight flame who forgot to wish: I wish i had an all-sorts-of-random-stuff-in-1 futuristic wristwatch


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 06, 2010, 17:03:23
Granted. However, it's locked and you don't know the password.

I wish Valve would announce a Left 4 Dead 3.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 18:01:50
Granted. Valve says the name of said game. Not that the game exists or will exist soon.

I wish i was rich.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 06, 2010, 23:41:20
Granted. You are now rich-in-protein cereal.

I wish for a computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 07, 2010, 00:08:19
Granted, you now have an outdated computer with broken outlets so you can't plug in things like a mouse or keyboard or internet.

I wish for some Ritz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 08, 2010, 21:31:21
Granted. You get giant crackers in a mile-wide box.

I wish for pizza.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 08, 2010, 22:45:59
Granted, you are now holding a freshly scorched pizza, cooked baked at a warm 1,000°.

I wish for some new shoes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 09, 2010, 00:02:45
Granted. They stomp on you :)

I wish for an internet.  I
                                    V

<a href='http://internetometer.com/give/14080'><img src='http://internetometer.com/image/14080.png'/></a>


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 09, 2010, 01:06:31
Granted, you have two internets, but because is not possible two be two internets in the same univerese the universe collapses.

(And you fail at forum tags forever)

I wish that i had a Nintendo DS


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 09, 2010, 01:20:19
Granted, you get a Nintendo Dog Sh--.

...:P2


I wish I had the time to finally get to playing the SMG2 I got last week.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 09, 2010, 04:37:56
Granted, you gain around 20 hours of free time, in exchange for your SMG2 game.

I wish for a pet rock.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 09, 2010, 18:26:44
Granted. It is a boulder.

I wish for a iPod.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 09, 2010, 18:47:21
Granted, but it only haves the song 'Never gonna give you up' of Rick Astley and you can't put new things by any means.

(Also its pirated)

I wish for a rock pet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 09, 2010, 23:48:01
Granted. You have a pet gerbil made of rock. It runs underneath your foot... well, now you have pet rubble. Enjoy!

I wish for a chili pepper.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 10, 2010, 20:06:12
Granted, but it's in a small room with pointy stuff all over the walls. You get to it without touching any of them, eat it, and then you realize it was a Dash Pepper (http://www.mariowiki.com/Dash_Pepper). Ouch!

I wish i knew why my brother likes being (and roleplaying as) Co-Star Luma (http://www.mariowiki.com/Co-Star_Luma) more than being Mario when we're playing SMG2 together. (...and why i beat said Mario game in less than a week.)

Edit: It's because he likes bringing coins to Mario. Thanks for corrupting anyways.

Edit: Fixed link to Mariowiki's Dash Pepper article.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 14, 2010, 23:52:27
Granted, but his reason makes so much sense, that you don't like any of the other characters anymore. In fact, you downright hate anyone/anything that isn't Co-Star Luma so much that if anybody so much as even mentions something that isn't Co-Star Luma, you go on a massive ragefest. You are then diagnosed with [disease that has to do with uncontrollable anger].

I wish for a pair of slippers.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 15, 2010, 18:59:59
Granted. You slip.

I wish for CHOCOLATE!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 15, 2010, 19:49:46
Granted, could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Etc. etc. etc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIAWc7rxx6Q), The annoyance kills you.

I wish the BP oil spill never happened.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 15, 2010, 20:01:35
Sorry guys i am let you finish your Corrupt-a-wish forumgame but first...
Granted, could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Could we interest you in some chocolate?
With or without nuts, with or without nuts. Without nuts.
Etc. etc. etc. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIAWc7rxx6Q)
Its the best song of ALL TIME!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 16, 2010, 03:20:46
I wish the BP oil spill never happened.
Granted, the oil spill, along with its unfortunate consequences, have been undone (in a parallel universe).

I wish my foot didn't itch.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 16, 2010, 07:53:40
Granted, but now your... Actually, it'd be better if you figured out the corruption by yourself.

I wish my bro would let ME be the Co-Star Luma (http://www.mariowiki.com/Co-Star_Luma) once.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 16, 2010, 17:25:58
Granted, but you are too bad at it that he refuses to play Mario with you anymore.

I wish Fallout : New Vegas were in the market already, fully developed, and at the same price of a normal game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 16, 2010, 20:51:50
Granted, but you have to pay in euros (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro). And, of course, there are no euros in South America.

I wish i could spill water on that computer in that restaurant a couple of streets further, then hammer it, sh*t on it, burn it, hammer the ashes, sh*t on the ashes, eat the ashes, go to the bathroom, hammer the sh*t, then burn the sh*t.

Also, i wish for a time machine so i can repeat the above over and over...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yoeri on July 16, 2010, 23:22:40
granted, but you're stuck in an infinite loop. to bad you don't remember the last time.

I wish pokémon wasn't so complicated


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 17, 2010, 08:17:13
Granted, now the entire game is one big Safari Zone (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Safari_zone) with a Pokeathlon (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9athlon) dome. Also everybody hates you for that.

I wish i could fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Salmoneous on July 17, 2010, 10:29:32
Granted. enjoy your days as a fly.

I wish this game wasn't so popular.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 17, 2010, 12:33:54
Granted. MSPaintAdventures isn't popular anymore.

I wish i could understand what the trolls (aliens) say on MSPaintAdventures.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 17, 2010, 20:07:25
Granted. They notice and stomp on you.

I wish my sig would work.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 17, 2010, 20:32:15
Granted, but your egg loses one level for every level it gains.

I wish I could pause/play time whenever I wanted, and that pausing it affects everyone/everything but me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 17, 2010, 21:02:34
Granted, but the thing you use for that fell into a bottomless pit.0

I wish i could get a Furdragon (http://dragonadopters.com/about_2) immeidately (without having to be Lv. 30 with my current dragon).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 18, 2010, 01:04:15
Granted, but the Dragonadopters staff notices you hacked to get it and trow a computer at you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OZXnkfJB0).

I wish my house wasn't painted in odd colors.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on July 18, 2010, 01:40:42
Granted, but the Dragonadopters staff notices you hacked to get it and trow a computer at you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0OZXnkfJB0).

I wish my house wasn't painted in odd colors.
Granted. Your house now doesn't have walls for there to be paint on.
I wish my dog wasn't so wimpy. (Srsly, she's afraid of a squeaky toy!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 18, 2010, 02:36:11
Granted. The dog gets so hard-core that she beats you up.

I wish for Civilization and SimCity 10 for my birthday.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 18, 2010, 04:02:12
Granted, they're used, and have been hacked so much that it screwed with the coding and you can't save.

I wish I didn't have leg hair, or at least not as much.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 20:33:08
Granted, now you have legged hair. You are fated to walk downside-heads forevah!

I wish i came up with a good reason not to report the following post:
I put I a virus in the computer for everyone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 18, 2010, 21:04:41
Granted, the reason is because you go insane.

I wish for SF to get off my case.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 21:35:47
Uh... would you please tell me what this 'case' is?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 18, 2010, 23:57:56
About the Game of Destruction. I deleted the post anyway.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 08:38:12
Granted, but now i won't stop using the /me command thingy in #NiffChat. bumperpower64 gets annoyed.

I wish bumperpower64 wouldn't mind that i keep using the /me command thingy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yoeri on July 20, 2010, 15:10:26
granted, but I'm not the only one who find it annoying.

I wish someone else makes this wish too.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 15:41:09
Granted. 'This wish' means 'I wish to fall of a cliff'.

I wish for candy and chocolate.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 17:42:25
Granted, you get two tigers with those names. And they ate you.

I wish TheDarkOne and Firecat would accept the friend requests i sent to their dragons.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 20, 2010, 18:38:16
Granted but the Dragon Trio gets out of the computer to the real world and eat you.

I wish for something that wont eat me like the last two corruptions.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 18:41:23
Granted: You eat your wish, inverting it, so it eats you.

I wish i knew why Firecat's dragon's name is Ormrkim or something of the sort.

Edit: Added wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 23:57:28
Granted, but the name is so lame you forget.

I wish for PIE.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 21, 2010, 00:27:17
Granted, on the counter of your kitchen, there's a single half-cherry/half-apple cinnamon pie--laced with botulism.

I wish for $20.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 03:35:15
Granted, your money turns into 20 Monopoly dollars.

I wish for my birthday to be tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 21, 2010, 05:43:34
Granted, but nobody cares because they figured they've celebrated your birth enough for one year. Your life is now cut back by about 11 months.

I wish for some fresh nachos.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 07:17:13
Granted, but you don't want to know why the cheese is brown.

I wish nobody hated the fact that i sometimes to frequently use the /me command in #niffchat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 15:36:35
Granted, but then the /me command hates it. :crazy:

I wish for a second head.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 16:27:58
Granted, but the other head disagrees with everything you do.

I wish TDO's other head would agree with at least one thing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 22, 2010, 06:03:44
Granted, the head agrees that it is able to disagree a lot.

I wish I knew what it is that I'm allergic to (I really don't know what it is :sigh:).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 22, 2010, 06:52:41
Granted, you're allergic to Sasha Mi and Squibbles.

I wish my brother's dragon would instantly reach Lv. 5


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 22, 2010, 18:02:32
Granted. the dragon reaches the 5-foot level of the community pool.

I wish the 22nd Redwall book would come out sooner. (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rogue_Crew (http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/The_Rogue_Crew))


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 23, 2010, 03:26:08
Granted, it's available in every language you can imagine, except for English (and any other language you know).

I wish for more sparkling apple cider.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 23, 2010, 15:44:12
Granted, but i fed it to my dragon, and gave all apple cider you currently have to my brother's dragon.

I wish that each of the following Dragonadopters users has an infinite amount of all resources (including Dragon Coins):

StraightFlame
CaptainCody5039
FirecatFG
TheDarkOne


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 23, 2010, 21:25:13
Granted, but the website's admins notice that you all gained infinite resources pretty much overnight, and ban all of your accounts. CC, Firecat, and TDO subsequently get extremely mad at you and engage in plotting some sort of cruel unusual punishment for you.

I wish sandals weren't so painful to wear, what with the strap digging in between my toes and all.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 24, 2010, 00:26:19
Granted, the straps now dig into your head.

I wish for 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 24, 2010, 00:47:07
Granted, it falls over you, rendering you to a bloody mess.

I wish SF stopped making dragon-related wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 24, 2010, 00:51:12
Granted, now he starts making serpent-related wishes.

I wish that this site had more themes (not custom themes, 'cause I can't use those).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 24, 2010, 03:09:42
Granted, there is a wide array of awesome-looking experimental themes, but their coding is all screwy and they are immediately removed from the site. The original creator(s) of the themes also decide that they're never working on them ever again, and that they deleted the original coding so that nobody else can try to fix them either.

I wish for normal, average weather in the winter rather than rain.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: wetako on July 24, 2010, 20:33:11
Granted, all the kids are sad and blame you because they can't start a snowball fight.

I wish for a sandvich.

edit: atleast its not mouldy :V


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 24, 2010, 20:51:46
Granted, here (http://localism.com/image_store/uploads/1/2/6/2/2/ar122333374822621.jpg) you go.

I wish one of the forums I go to didn't just get hacked.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 25, 2010, 00:44:48
Granted. It was deleted instead.

I wish my STUPID headache would go away.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 25, 2010, 16:47:46
Granted. It becomes an Agonizingly Painful Headache Lv.6.

I wish Oil and Water could just get along.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 25, 2010, 18:50:30
Granted, but there's oil in all water you drink now.

I wish for a copy of that Pokepark Wii game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on July 25, 2010, 19:52:17
Granted, but is not about a park of Pokemons, is about poking a national park with the wii mote.


I wish for ▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓ ▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓ ▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 26, 2010, 00:46:25
Granted, you get [censored] secret info[/censored] that makes people arrest you.

I wish for XXX X XXXXXX XXX XXX XXXX XXX.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 26, 2010, 00:52:19
Granted, you get kissed 23 times by a member of the same sex.

I wish my internet could load knyttlevels.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 26, 2010, 06:29:57
Granted. There is a chocolate named knyttlevels that pops up.

I wish for 100000000IQ.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on July 28, 2010, 03:41:09
Granted, but since human brains aren't designed/didn't evolve to be able to hold this much knowledge, it short-circuits and you die. Knowledge is power! Not in this case, it isn't. :P2

I wish for several packs of Hellacious Blue Phlegm Aneurysm Gushers (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002958).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 28, 2010, 10:22:12
Granted, but they taste like ectoplasm.

I wish i knew why my serpent-like creature produces purple fur while it's green.

(one wish-corruption resulted into the use of the word 'Serpent-like creature' in all of my posts, so i has to make corruption come true.)

Edit: Forgot to place the words 'come true' in here. Added the words 'come true'.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 28, 2010, 16:03:00
Granted. Enjoy knowing the one fact that will make you lose your appetite. :shocked:

I wish for my topics not to get locked.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dataflashsabot on July 28, 2010, 18:01:40
Granted, but spurred on by knowing that your topic will never be locked, you create more topics, of greatly inferior quality. The mods may have decided to never lock your topics, but they're still enforcing the 'treat everybody equally' rule, so everybody else does the same. Eventually, the forums collapse into a steaming heap of spam, porn, and drivel. YOU JUST RUINED THE NIFFORUM, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

I wish I had an infinitely powerful computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 20:23:06
Granted, but this (http://www.lach.nu/cgi/fetch.php?id=19&zip=Y&category=screenstuff&code=1280430039) (it's a .zip file) happens. The guy with the blue shirt and the silly green tie with the yellow polka-dots is you.

I wish for a bottomless bag of French fries. Preferrably one of those white, pointy bags as you usually see in Belgium. Ya know, one of these (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_12CquffYc0I/SA5aHDl4dTI/AAAAAAAAAPw/Ry4JbNd3_VU/s200/friet.jpg)?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 31, 2010, 18:53:35
Granted, but since it's a point, the fries get stuck.

I wish for Sid Meier's Civilization V.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 01, 2010, 10:15:27
Granted, but you get a blue screen.

I wish nifflas would cradle me to sleep
I wish I had more toast


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 01, 2010, 11:39:17
Granted, i eat toast and you get to eat the crumbs that fell off. At least you have more toast.

I wish my petition (http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/kspr0n) immeidately reached 100 sigs.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 01, 2010, 14:44:06
Wait, Rule 34 doesn't apply to Knytt Stories? :S



Granted, but Nifflas gets annoyed at you for making said petition and bans you.

I wish YouTube got rid of the stupid "Leanback" bar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 01, 2010, 15:20:16
Wait, Rule 34 doesn't apply to Knytt Stories? :S
Erm... what was rule 34 again?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 01, 2010, 15:30:43
Erm... what was rule 34 again?
If it exists, there is porn of it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 01, 2010, 20:19:54
Erm... what was rule 34 again?
If it exists, there is porn of it.
There's an example of 'bad' off topic :D
Quote
I wish YouTube got rid of the stupid "Leanback" bar.
Granted but you have been permanently ip banned.
I wish I had another wish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 01, 2010, 21:16:52
Wait, ''If it exists there's porn of it'' doesn't apply to Knytt Stories? :S
Well, there IS porn of it. The problem is, there's only 2 pics that both feature Juni wearing thransparent clothes, covered in some liquid. And you don't even see the front. I mean, this is all JUNIPR0N in existence:
[/offtopic]
Granted, but it's a wish to be eaten by a grue.

I wish i was awesome.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 02, 2010, 05:11:37
Granted, but you are eaten by an awesomer troll.
I wish I lived on pandora


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 02, 2010, 17:04:55
Granted, but pandora is a doomed planet.

I wish people would stop this thing with KSP.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: theiza27 on August 03, 2010, 20:37:04
granted. but now people have started up with the KPP and its become 10x more annoying.

i wish all the shoes in the world were free.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 04, 2010, 07:54:21
Granted, but all the freedom the shoes have will include the right to refuse humans trying to put their feet in them.

I wish for everything that has been wished, ever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sk76 on August 05, 2010, 10:41:32
Granted, you get every wish in a random order. You get invisible ice cream. There's gum on the roof of your house. The last wish granted is that "all wishes before this one made by me would have never happened".

I wish I could go to sleep.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 05, 2010, 13:04:45
Granted, but you have to sleep on a puddle of lava.

I wish i never found out that Firecat's real name is Francisco Gabriel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 06, 2010, 01:52:36
Granted. Enjoy being the subject of all the jokes on the Internet because your so famous.

I wish to live in the town Nifflas lives in.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 09, 2010, 20:35:48
Granted, but that town got raided by Nazi-zombies, killing all of it's inhabitants.

I wish a leader of a terrorist front was replaced with dr. cliche.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 09, 2010, 20:40:23
Granted, but that town got raided by Nazi-zombies, killing all of it's inhabitants.
Godwin's law. :P2

Granted, but then they freeze the world.
And they popped the blue ball!

I wish I had more time to do stuff.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 09, 2010, 20:45:55
Granted, you are abducted by a child molester, now you have all the time in the world to please him sexually.
(I went there.) :D

I wish I could jump really high.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 12, 2010, 12:35:40
Granted, but you hit a blimp that has spikes all over it with your head.

I wish i never saw this article (http://nl.babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_url?doit=done&tt=url&intl=1&fr=bf-home&trurl=https://donaties.wspa.nl/02g-koreahonden/02g-koreahonden_help-de-honden-in-zuid-korea%3Fgclid%3DCPeQ-_nps6MCFYN_3godRUBE3w&lp=nl_en&btnTrUrl=Vertalen) about South-Korean dogs. It's so sad that i decided to translate it in the worstest way i could, just so you can sleep at night 'n' stuff without thinking about those poor dogs...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 12, 2010, 19:16:26
Granted. Enjoy having to be blind and having a house stuffed with those dogs.  :shocked:

I wish for aliens to abduct me. (really, I do!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on August 14, 2010, 00:46:11
Granted. Only they're the human experimentation dissecting kind of aliens.

I wish this wish would never come true.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 14, 2010, 04:50:08
Granted.





...I'll leave you to destroy your mind think over that.



I wish the NICE kind of alien abducted me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on August 14, 2010, 06:06:30
Granted, but exactly 5 seconds after leaving the earth the spaceship were the nice aliens were got destroyed by the spaceship destroyer kind of alien.

I wish for 30 bottles of Nuka-Cola Quantum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 14, 2010, 08:59:37
You am ka-sploded stomach.

I can haz a c@?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 14, 2010, 18:09:18
Granted. You get a c@.

I wish for ╣▄╞ó'.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 14, 2010, 18:20:02
'Granted, you get a c@'? Is that it? Where am corruption?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 16, 2010, 00:32:30
You LITERALLY get a c@. Like just the symbols.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 30, 2010, 13:50:44
I wish i had enough skill to make-ify a youtube video that's... Firecat Caramelldansen!
And StraightFlame Caramelldansen and TheDarkOne Caramelldansen and Purple Pineapple Caramelldansen and any other NSF member that's dancing that silly way.

Granted, you now have the skills to create the video, but not enough to draw it well. People make fun of your horrible art, and you are shunned for the rest of your lif.

I wish I had something to do right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on August 30, 2010, 15:04:13
In reply to now deleted post(s):
Granted. that thing is dying.


I wish my left foot would stop bickering.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on August 30, 2010, 15:20:05
Granted, but now your right foot won't stop bickering.

I wish i had awesmoe drawing skills.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 31, 2010, 00:08:56
Granted. You become the most famous person in the world for your drawings and are then assassinated by a squad of ninjas.

I wish I had a squad of ninjas that were only loyal to me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on August 31, 2010, 00:22:58
Granted. You accidentally give them the order of kill you.

I wish there were moderately more people in the Nifflas YWoT that wont troll or spam.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 31, 2010, 00:56:43
Granted but more trolls and spammers come since they target sites that have more people.

I wish there were less stereotypical people.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 31, 2010, 02:24:56
Granted, now everyone knows for a FACT that PeppyHare4000 picks his nose.  :shocked:

I wish for a pot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on September 02, 2010, 08:03:43
Granted, but it tips over, spilling it's contents. (whatever they are)


I wish I could choose between Oblivion and a disc of Broken Steel and Point Lookout.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on September 02, 2010, 17:17:16
Granted, but at the time you finally decide someone has taken the last of both in the whole universe.

I wish I had a disc of Broken Steel and Point Lookout.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 02, 2010, 22:27:21
Granted but it was the last copy and you find out that the disc is defected.

I wish global warming was canceled out.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 03, 2010, 06:57:27
Granted, the sun disappears.

I wish my brother didn't name his dragon after his dog.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Saml on September 03, 2010, 20:37:15
Granted, his dragon is now named "DISREGARD THAT STRAIGHTFLAME IS STUPID"

I wish that I had a private laboratory on some small island in the south pacific replete with lots of high-end tech.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on September 04, 2010, 09:31:17
Granted, but it fizzy-explodes in yo face.


I wish all the homeless people in the whole world lived in one enormous mansion.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 04, 2010, 17:36:38
Granted but the mansion was struck by lighting and everything but the homeless was desecrated!

I wish party balls from super smash bros went all over the world and ended world hunger.


Edit by Mod: removed offtopic stuff


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on September 05, 2010, 01:15:15
Granted, but they're all bob-omb containing party balls, so... Yeah.

I wish people wouldn't use the word "that" unnecessarily, such as in the phrase "I wish that...".


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 06, 2010, 05:16:33
Granted but now people will have a very hard time explaining certain sentences.
I wish my worst enemy was humiliated in a horrid way


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 08, 2010, 00:38:25
Granted, now he's even MORE angry at you.

I wish for a certain guy named from a certain falling sand game forum to update a certain game.


                                                  ... *Deep breath*


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 08, 2010, 14:24:19
Granted, tehchees from the worst game evah forum updates the crappiest game in existence so it would take 25 years to beat it. and you have to play it and beat it and you are not allowed to cheat or else you need to start over.

I wish a certain person whose username rhymes with Falmonyus gets banned.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 08, 2010, 23:42:58
One thing.

This is a SAND game I'm talking about. No cheats unless you count modding (adding new stuff and whatnot).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 10, 2010, 03:30:14
Granted but you get banned once LPChip finds out about the wish (I know who you are talking about).

I wish you could divide by zero without a black hole appearing


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on September 10, 2010, 05:57:39
Granted, Chuck Norris appears, and promptly removes your face with his foot.


I wish stealing in Oblivion was less easy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on September 10, 2010, 13:48:14
Granted, but a guard appears at your house saying that you must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

I wish my internet don't fell down every minute.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 10, 2010, 19:31:11
Granted, now it falls down every 59.999999999999999999999999999999999 and so on and so forth seconds.

I wish that picture that guy took of me just after i EPICFAIL!'d will be put on FAIL Blog (http://failblog.org/).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 11, 2010, 19:19:23
granted but the combination of your username and wish doesn't make your identity secret anymore.

I wish school didn't exist and we learned all the stuff we need by doing nothing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: pumpkin on September 12, 2010, 02:53:25
Granted, but now there is a school of doing nothing, and you are free to do nothing, and nothing else.


I wish I had a lead pipe.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 12, 2010, 19:42:19
Granted. Enjoy the pipe in your stomach. (P.S.: lead is poisonous.)

I wish for the full version of Mount&Blade Warband.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 12, 2010, 20:17:31
Granted but an error occured and you spent the money for nothing.

I wish my dragon would be at level 30 already...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 12, 2010, 20:28:29
Granted, but now you no longer can:
- Buy/upload backgrounds
- Make/buy items
- Get another dragon.

For some reason, i wish every Dragonadopters user on the NSF has backgrounds for their dragons.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 12, 2010, 20:32:32
NOOOOOO!!! Thats why i wanted to be Level 30 in the first place :sad:

Granted but they don't have enough resources for good backgrounds.
I wish life was a video game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 13, 2010, 01:57:28
Granted but it's a really stupid video game called What I did to write on paper.

I wish for purple.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on September 13, 2010, 14:10:19
Granted. There is so much purple it burns your eyes from their sockets. But it is fabulous.

I wish I had something better to drink than water.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on September 13, 2010, 17:30:10
Granted, you drink a potion of Skooma (http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Skooma) and now you are adicted to it.

I wish SF and TDO stoped with the mudkips already.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 13, 2010, 17:33:00
Granted, now its Pikachuz.

I wish for all Dragonadopters dragons to be Level 110.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 18, 2010, 22:45:33
granted but since aura stops growing at level 100, your aura production does not improve.

I wish i didn't have so much homework


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 19, 2010, 05:14:24
Granted. Now you have to spend every day in a torture chamber filled with PINK AND PURPLE NAKED BARBIES AND BARBIE MOVIES! NOOOOOOOOO! :shocked:

I wouldn't wish that level of torture on my worst enemy.

I wish for lolcats!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 19, 2010, 21:46:11
Granted. Now you have to spend every day in a torture chamber filled with PINK AND PURPLE NAKED BARBIES AND BARBIE MOVIES! NOOOOOOOOO! :shocked:

I wouldn't wish that level of torture on my worst enemy.

I wish for lolcats!

Well, as long as i have my laptop. If i didn't, *shivers*

Granted but they act like normal cats around you.
I wish for cream :P



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on September 19, 2010, 22:18:49
Granted, but you receive a different type of cream than intended.

I wish for the ban hammer to smash upon me. ;D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 19, 2010, 22:27:52
Granted. Enjoy a crushed skull!

I wish I had the premium version of Minecraft.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on September 19, 2010, 23:52:32
Granted, but you cant use internet anymore, so the server cant acknowledge that.

I wish Tinypic didn't ban Argentina for viewing it it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 21, 2010, 01:09:29
Granted. They ban Sweden instead. Nifflas is so ticked off that he sends Juni to destroy your house.

I wish for a (completely harmless) Juni plushie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 21, 2010, 01:11:58
Granted but since it is the very first plushie and no other ones are made yet, it is stolen

I wish this forum was more active


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TrogdorRunner on September 24, 2010, 12:52:42
Granted, but it becomes so active that the server crashes. Meanwhile, people cannot remember any other sites (because they are always on this forum) so the internet becomes a forgotten wasteland.

I wish money grew on trees.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on September 24, 2010, 18:03:24
Granted, but now the universal currency its fruits. and those things no longer grow in trees.

I wish i had the full Minecraft.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 24, 2010, 23:13:34
Granted. People realize it's pirated, and they take away your account. (Oh and you have a crappy skin)

I wish for purple pumpkins.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 25, 2010, 02:20:50
granted but they taste terrible :S
I wish a certain someone would not pick on me each time i release a KS Level.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Whistler on September 25, 2010, 03:11:05
Granted, but now people don't pick on you, dogs and cats do.

I wish for WORLD PEACE!!! (It doesn't get cheesier that this!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rhetoricstu on September 26, 2010, 06:13:16
Granted, but domestic crime skyrockets and your kidneys are harvested by chinese diplomats.


I wish I wish i hadn't killed that fish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 26, 2010, 06:42:46
Granted, you killed your friends and family. Every single person who fits that description. That's not all, you also killed your pets and your computer. Also, you can't commit suicide because you accidentally turned on the Infinite HP cheat and don't know how to turn it off.

I wish i can haz cheezburger.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rhetoricstu on September 26, 2010, 07:49:49
Granted, a cat on an invisible bicycle lands on your face. Long story short, your passport photo needs updating.

I wish I had a footlong sub with olives, ham, lettuce, cheese, some sort of ranch dressing, onions, tomato, and wholemeal bread. Oh and hold the poison.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Esoteric on September 26, 2010, 20:07:38
Granted, you recieve a footlong submarine, taken from America and shrunk just for you. It is covered in all of the requested toppings/condiments, but is also filled with the shrunken soldiers inside. You are now being convicted for first degree murder of 45 American soldiers, you horrible cannibal.

I wish I could focus on and finish the level I am working on... Attention span plz.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 26, 2010, 20:38:05
Granted but you lose focus on everything else and your in trouble.
I wish i had enough aura to buy an Obsidian.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 26, 2010, 20:46:40
Granted, but it's Dragonadopters currency, not the thing you wanted it to be.

I wish the character limit for sigs was at least 20 chars more than it is right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on September 26, 2010, 21:05:05
Granted, but instead of being able to use those 20 characters, they are used for imposing lolcat pics into your sig.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on September 27, 2010, 18:46:14
Granted, but you're still lazy.
I wish for school not being so boring.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on September 27, 2010, 19:46:51
Granted, but it's still boring.

I wish people wouldn't give answers to my wishes that aren't funny and/or have no imagination in them.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on September 27, 2010, 20:06:42
Granted, but when it is, the topic dies.
I wish for being more creative.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on September 27, 2010, 23:14:48
Granted, but you're so creative that no one understands your works.

I wish I could tug on a bug in a rug with a hug from a mug.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 27, 2010, 23:34:36
Granted, but the universe implodes.

I wish for Minecraft Indev.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 28, 2010, 06:54:34
Granted, but you get stabbed with a giant spork which then explodes. In your face.

I wish the corruptions here were more random.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on September 28, 2010, 07:34:24
Granted, but swibbling gontrolbandies fall from the sky and trufwobblop all over your knarfaglapper.

I wish bibliographies weren't so horrible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Wanderer on September 28, 2010, 11:16:38
Granted, but everything else in the universe becomes horrible.

I wish girls could understand me. 8)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on September 28, 2010, 12:33:05
Granted, you are a girl now.
I wish i had something to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rhetoricstu on September 29, 2010, 08:05:40
Granted, you are a girl now.

I wish all webcomics were updated twice a day


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: victor12 on September 29, 2010, 14:51:46
Granted, but the intenet gets so laggy that nobody uses it now. what have you done?!
I wish i had 2 GB RAM on my computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Whistler on September 29, 2010, 21:19:08
Granted, but your ram sticks burn out.

I wish for a new brother.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 30, 2010, 01:34:52
Granted but you are a girl now and your bro is dissapointed that he has a sister instead of a brother.

I wish i would get that Obsidian in dragonadopters already... <_<


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 30, 2010, 03:14:03
Granted but it kills you.

I wish for DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGHNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTSSSSSSSSS!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 30, 2010, 06:45:13
Granted, but because your post is too wide, LPChip kills you, then revives you, then Miss Paula does the same, then it's Firecat's turn, then SingingSurger, kaizoman666, etc. until everybody has killed you (with their bare hands). Oh, and StraightFlame, the very last person in line, doesn't revive you.

I wish nobody would make those incredibly wide posts that suck and are never useful. ''I wish for donuts'' is more than enough, TDO.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Whistler on September 30, 2010, 14:24:07
Granted, now everyone makes extremely long posts.

I
wish
for
cows
on
the
moon
and
the
sun
. (It's a long post)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on September 30, 2010, 16:07:27
Granted
But
The
Ones
In
The
Moon
Frozed
And
The
Ones
In
The
Sun
Melted
Down.

I wish we stoped making unnecessary tall posts.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Whistler on September 30, 2010, 17:33:58
Granted
But
The
Ones
In
The
Moon
Frozed
And
The
Ones
In
The
Sun
Melted
Down.

I wish we stoped making unnecessary tall posts.

The point of it was to be tall. Back to the game!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 30, 2010, 22:26:37
Granted but
------------------Now
-------------------Our
--------------------Posts
----------------------Are
-----------------------Diagional
------------------------Like
-------------------------This

I wish i could buy an amethyst on dragonadopters.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 30, 2010, 23:03:21
Granted
 But
  It
   Was
    Pirated

I wish for PIE!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TrogdorRunner on October 02, 2010, 21:34:12
Granted, but the E was corrupted and you got the entire list of digits of PI, and your brain overheats because it is too long.

I wish I had some cool shades. 8)

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on October 03, 2010, 02:27:45
granted but can't see through your "cool shades"

I wish women liked me (Sigh...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on October 03, 2010, 03:31:40
Granted, but now they like you so much that they stalk you everywhere, take photos of you all day long, and ask for your autograph every time you leave your house.


I wish that this corrupted was not wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rhetoricstu on October 03, 2010, 07:57:08
granted but your uncorrupted wish is "I wish that this wish was not corrupted", which in turn leads to your original wish, to have your dangly bits (i dunno, if you don't have your own these will be provided) taped to a car battery while the car is being struck by lightning, wearing a suit full of radioactive killer bees while at the same time you are being dragged naked across a salt lake at the speed of sound and being forced to marry someone you do not like. (The priest and bride are also travelling at the same speed, but as you are all travelling in a circle their cycles overlap for one minute per hour which means the ceremony lasts several weeks, and the catering is terrible and involves pies being thrown at you). Also, in this universe, pinks are orange instead of pink and they are called "oranges". Meaning we now have "orange juice" for breakfast. WIERD! Also, everyone's memory of this change has just been erased. Also "bicarbonate of soda" and "baking soda" are now identical. Which means that baking is now theoretically impossible.

I wish my wish answers were slightly less convoluted


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on October 03, 2010, 08:16:17
Granted. but you feel bad.

I wish my wish answers were slightly more convoluted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 05, 2010, 16:36:37
Granted, but then you get so convoluted that your head blows up and a giant evil space eel heart turns you pink and purple and blue and makes you vomit. You shake him off with a yak but he runs you over in a car which you vomit on and then a dinosaur attacks you and everything goes crazy and then Purple Pineapple posts the lyrics of Prince of Bel Air for some reason so you go  :nuts: and your nose becomes cheese and turns into a mouse who eats himself cuz he's cheese and drops a nuke on everyone and now ants go :nuts: and you get a  :hiddenstar: because your answer is so long but then it's fake and I get a real one but then yours is real too so you get mad at me and blast me with a machine gun and TNT your guy in whatever PC MMO you play and you get mad again and then LPChip *snip*'s this so it wouldn't be so long.

You wanted convoluted, you get convoluted.

I wish for REALLY convoluted answers.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on October 06, 2010, 03:04:29
Granted, this answer is going to be REALLY convoluted: in fact it's so co.....d t.... .. ....ch.. re.....ge.. and t.. ........al co......on, while thi.. ........ ......... ................ So now your b....... ........... and ........ .re ..... p... and ....le ... ..... and m...s you .....t. You .ha.. ... .ff with a ... ... .. ...... . ...... ... ........ and then a ..no....

Then ....vel...g in a .....e th.... ...le. ...... for ... ....te .... ....... ..ich .ea.. un..l the ........... is over.


(Hopefully the rats still didn't chew through the cable all the way, so the int..ne. doesn't d.sco....  while this message is being sent. )



I wish for the greatest .... of .... in the world, ever!!!!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 06, 2010, 16:33:48
Granted, you get the THREE GIANT BLACK DOTS OF AWESMOE! But they don't do anything.

I wish that people wouldn't think the topic on Warzone 2100 was locked, because it isn't.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on October 09, 2010, 02:29:10
Granted but it is so convoluted that nobody can read it without either getting confused or not pay attention to it so nobody can read answers anymore.

I wish my dragon was at level 40 :^^:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 11, 2010, 00:21:05
Granted, but everyone else's dragons jump to level 999999999999999999999999999999

I wish that my SUPAH SUCKAH INANETZ YAH! would upgrade itself.

Edit by Mod: Don't break the layout on purpose.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on October 16, 2010, 02:16:50
Granted, but it upgrades itself to the point of taking over your machine.

I wish I was Cruiser Tetron!  (Hero Core)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 18, 2010, 23:43:17
Granted, but your ship blows up and people don't like you anymore.

Edit by EDIT BY TEH EDITORZ: I forgot the wish, sorry.


I wish for the five giant BLACK DOTS OF AWESMOE THAT ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING! 


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 23, 2010, 10:18:48
Granted, you get FIVE GIANT BLACK DOTS OF AWESOME THAT ACTUALLY POISON YOU!

I wish the wishes posted here will no longer get corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: edudogel on October 23, 2010, 16:20:47
but then a virus kills your wish


i wish for a pound of dirt


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 23, 2010, 19:12:28
Granted but it pounds you

I wish that
Edit by EDIT BY ME: MY INTERWEBZ
wouldn't be edited.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on October 23, 2010, 22:58:44
Granted, but it gets deleted by a moderator's hand.  (No offense to any moderators or administrators here.  Just rolling with an uppercut.)
I wish the world was a cute monster girl world!  (I do apologize for this outrageous wish...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on October 24, 2010, 01:48:43
granted but the dirt stains all your white shirts when you accidentally dropped it.

I wish for $1 000 000 000 000 000 000 without any consequences.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 24, 2010, 02:22:41
Granted, but its just 1$ with a bunch of binary code.

I wish for everyone to go  :nuts:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 26, 2010, 18:12:10
Granted, but you go :crazy:.

I wish i knew why 1 TB is 1024 GB instead of 1000.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kaizoman666 on October 26, 2010, 19:55:53
Granted, but then you learn about yottabytes.
Seriously, though, its because 1024 is a power of 2, and all binary is based on powers of 2.

I wish for life to be easier.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on October 31, 2010, 00:56:20
Granted but it's SO easy you become a ball of brains and tumors.

I wish that I didn't have to wait for Notch to fix SMP before playing it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on October 31, 2010, 08:49:48
Granted, you can now play SMP, but nobody else can because Notch broke it FOREVER.

I wish my Minecraft account were a completely valid paid account by a totally legal way and that nethier I, Notch, Minecraft or someone in this forum gets a drawback for the wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 01, 2010, 04:14:42
Granted, but YOUR PARENTS GET KIDNAPPED MY ALIENZ

I wish for lololololoolololololololololollkololololololi9lolo;loloiol7l9kollolo9l,olillolololoil8,lo8llol'z.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 03, 2010, 18:57:56
Granted, but seeing how you wished for something that doesn't exist, you created a paradox. Thanks.

I wish that paradoxes weren't so confusing!

Also, whoever replies to this post gets #1,000 reply! :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 06, 2010, 18:49:24
Granted, but they're so easy they FAIL.

I wish for CAKE!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 18:53:54
Granted. You get the cake from Portal: IT'S A LIE!


I wish that I had a Paypal account with no money on it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 09, 2010, 01:41:53
Granted, but it's the only thing that you can use to pay with now, and all other stuff VANISHES.

I wish for a  :nuts: face, and a  :crazy: face.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 09, 2010, 19:14:26
Granted, but they keep telling knock-knock jokes when you're trying to sleep.

I wish i had the game Tetris Party Deluxe. For DS, preferrably.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 09, 2010, 21:24:58
Granted, but the blocks fall with such velocity that the blocks they land on break.

I wish for Pi.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 16, 2010, 01:10:15
Granted, here (http://3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592.com/) you go.

I wish for op block.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 16, 2010, 01:34:19
Grantef. You get a block of ice that says "op" on it.

I wish for Cave Story 9001 to come out. (Fake Game)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on November 17, 2010, 01:09:06
Grantef. You get a block of ice that says "op" on it.

I wish for Cave Story 9001 to come out. (Fake Game)
Granted. You play as Vegetable, and the only thing you do is press the spacebar to scream really loud. And to make it a "story" in a "cave", you're in a cave and you're trying to fend off baddies by screaming at them. Or something. Anyway, it turns out to be crap.

I wish I didn't get Jetio's "Over NINE THOUSAND!!" reference.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 17, 2010, 01:34:17
Granted. You don't get anything at all.

I wish you a Merry Christmas!  C)p


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on November 17, 2010, 12:03:57
Granted, but in return, everyone else replies "BAH HUMBUG!"
I wish the world was a big ol' RPG.  (I'm so expecting a corruption that involves levels)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 17, 2010, 14:37:33
Granted. Because it's an RPG, no one eats. Since no one eats, everyone dies off. (Hah! No Levels for you!!)

I wish for me not to lose a USB


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ieatatsonic on December 01, 2010, 19:11:42
You are now being stalked by USB drivers that float behind you.

I wish for a completely-sanitized water bottle.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on December 01, 2010, 19:19:25
Granted. The water bottle is not sane, and doesn't like being drank out of. What? You didn't mean saneatized? :P

I wish that saneatized was a word that meant "to make sane".


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 03, 2010, 21:50:21
Granted, but now you are a completely-sanitized water bottle. (not saneatized)
Edit: Can i stil change this corruption to ''Granted, but you are deadatized''?
Edit: ''...in a slow, painful, horrible way.''?


I wish;rt ;jjiooooooooohfcvgtrhiknhjuybvgft
Sorry, fell asleep on my keyb/;.,mkn bghjyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 03, 2010, 23:02:36
Granted but you can never sleep again.
I wish magic tomes actually exist


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on December 06, 2010, 14:40:24
Granted. You are now buried in a magic tombe. Alive. :D

I wish that people would stop wishing for fake things.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 07, 2010, 02:53:24
granted but imagination has now been ruined for good <_<

i wish for a snow day tomorrow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 07, 2010, 11:38:59
Granted, but while at night it snows heavily, the next morning when you wake up, the weather has changed and is much warmer so the snow started to melt and becomes like grey/brown snow, which is not fun at all.

I wish for more activity on the forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on December 07, 2010, 19:27:08
Granted. The activity is by trolls/spammers.

Edit: I wish for people answering this post.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 14, 2011, 22:49:58
Granted, but you're fired.

I wish i'm always Janitor on Epicmafia.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 15, 2011, 18:09:33
Granted. You are now always lynched/shot d1. Smooth.

I wish I was always either Granny, Interceptor, Cop, or Jailer in EM.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2011, 19:51:39
Granted, but now nobody makes tables/setups with those roles anymore. And you can't make one either.

I wish i'm almost always Politician on EM.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 18, 2011, 14:48:20
Granted, but now your Poli-popped 75% of the time: everyone self-votes and Gallis/Politician dies cause of double-vote/minority.

I wish more people on NSF played on EpicMafia.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 18, 2011, 18:16:54
Granted, but they are all NOAVYWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

I wish i knew the answer to all guise tests ever made up, and ones that will be made up eventually.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 18, 2011, 18:21:27
Granted, but you will never be disguiser.

I wish that people actually listened to me in EpicMafia.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on January 18, 2011, 19:08:45
Granted. They listen to you so well that they do absolutely everything you say, including when you say "Oh, just kill me now" in exasperation.

I wish people would stop making wishes about this """EPICMAFIA""" thing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 18, 2011, 19:12:49
Granted, they're now just not wishing at all.

I wish that we would have no extra days to make up for snowdays!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on January 18, 2011, 21:17:32
Granted, now you have to make up for days you did homework. :sick:

I wish for Portal cake in Minecraft! (*cough*this (http://www.minecraftforum.net/viewtopic.php?f=1021&t=135806&p=2054660&hilit=portal+cake#p2054660)*cough*)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 19, 2011, 14:35:37
Granted. However, the cake is in a deep hole filled with lava. You also instantly lose all your inventory when you jump in.

I wish that all my homework for the rest of the school year. And that I'd get at least an 80 on them.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 21, 2011, 16:38:36
Granted, but alas, you hadn't specified what the 80 meant, so it meant 80 WRONG.

I wish to make a texture pack for minecraft that wouldn't be horrendously bad.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 21, 2011, 19:15:03
Granted; you made one that was so bad, people called it "beyond horrendously HORRIBLE".

I wish that school wasn't torture.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on January 22, 2011, 04:57:29
Granted, now it's portal WHERE YOU DIE.

I wish that my texture packs wouldn't be outshone by AaGeOn. (BumpMaft and Agon's Xzen and all that)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 24, 2011, 15:07:59
Granted. In order to be outshone, it has to be at least close to the same levels. Yours is that the bottom of a bottomless hole that is covered in darkness compared to AeGeOn's.

I wish I could go back in time without destroying the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 30, 2011, 10:32:56
Granted, but you were never born, since you have destroyed the world anyway, which contrdicts your wish, which creates a paradox, which makes the world explode, so i have no other option but to exterminate you before you make the world explode. Now you're dead.

I wish this wish would be rejected in the most original way you can imagine.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on January 31, 2011, 14:57:14
Granted.

I wish that I knew if "Nihao" in EpicMafia cheats. Sorry Gorf, I had to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 01, 2011, 02:22:44
Granted. I don't know what that means, so your head asplodes.

I wish that cake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 01, 2011, 14:35:22
Granted, cake kills you.

I wish that.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 01, 2011, 18:08:55
Granted. You DID wish to die in the most horrible way ever made possible, right?

I wish i had epic sprite-making skills.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 02, 2011, 09:42:09
Granted. Unfortunately you don't like to make sprites anymore because you're so good at it that it bores you. There's no more improving, no challenge, no nothing. Thus you go for something else instead.

I wish Nifflas completed 3 new games within the next month.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 02, 2011, 14:36:39
Grnted, but they're too buggy to play.

I wish that you eat pie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 05, 2011, 04:39:41
Granted, thank you!!!!

I wish for a better genie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 05, 2011, 04:52:56
Granted, he grants 5 wishes now. But they're all still corrupted.

I wish that my internet would actually work for once.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 05, 2011, 12:23:19
Granted, your internet now works. But it wasn't working due to all the spyware. Now it shows you porn to whichever website you go, and your parents don't like you to go on the internet anymore.


I wish my mouse wasn't malfunctioning.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 05, 2011, 18:31:14
Granted, now YOU are malfunctioning.

I wish that my keyboard wasn't crappy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 14:33:33
Ganted, now YOU'RE crappy.
Granted, now your mouse is crappy.

I wish that my school computer was better.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 07, 2011, 18:19:01
Granted, your school computer now gets Straight A's. You still don't. :P

I wish someone would clean up my house for me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 18:30:40
Granted, the cleaner ate everything in it. With nothing in it, it's clean, right?

I wish that 1+1 was not possible to solve.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 08, 2011, 20:32:25
Granted, but thousands of space shuttles are sent into the sun, astronauts and all. NASA blames you.

I wish that stupide book titled Sans Famille (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sans_Famille) never existed, nor will exist, ever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 09, 2011, 14:32:23
Ganted. What's a book? (Implying that all books are gone :\)

I wish that the person sitting next to me will leave me alone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 20, 2011, 01:31:26
Granted. Did you know that hdu9qwhpfouqwphxrnuqw3hduiqwnxeuiwqnxewuiarxhnweuixrhmewuixrmewuixryewuwjk is a very awesome combo spell?

I wish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 20, 2011, 12:33:58
Yeah, you wish...


I wish I had all the time in the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 20, 2011, 15:34:24
Granted, but alas, thou learneth that immortality is a fate worse than death.

I wish to have my own villain hideout, complete with kaizo traps and more, and a convenient teleport in my shoes that'll warp me to my room and out on whim.  (I apologize for the gargantuan wish)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 20, 2011, 18:30:36
Granted. The base also has a bomb that will destroy the whole place if you go into it. Oh, and those teleporting shoes will only teleport you an inch out of the room (going out), and onto the bomb (going in).

I wish that wishes would be able to wish for wishes that weren't corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 20, 2011, 20:20:18
Granted, they just don't work for you. But anyone else gets corrupt-free wishes.


I wish I had more energy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 21, 2011, 03:56:17
Granted, but this energy doesn't work for anything but to look weird.

I wish that I had more energy that worked for anything I wanted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 21, 2011, 09:13:35
Granted. The energy is so much that its a pure overkill. Anything you attempt gets destroyed by this very same energy.

I wish I had more energy, but not so much that its overkill.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on February 21, 2011, 09:27:53
Granted, you receive a pack of six brand-new Energizer batteries.

I wish I could read minds!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 21, 2011, 10:06:22
Granted. You can now read books. Finishing this course is rewarded with the book "Minds".

I Wish it wasn't so cold outside.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 21, 2011, 12:07:37
Granted, but to one's dismay, it's so hot, it's raining LAVA.  Oh crap...

I wish I could write a GOOD fanfic and not get writer's block or suffer a mary sue or any other typical fanfic pitfall!  (Curse my trips to TvTropes!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 21, 2011, 14:19:07
Granted. But in order to do this, you'll need to bring your laptop on holiday. There you are able to write the entire story and its one hell of a story. Unfortunately when you go home, your laptop has been stolen, and you've lost that one great story. At home, you try again, but you fail.


I wish I could program good games in C++


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 21, 2011, 14:54:48
Granted, but you lose the ability to program using C++.

I wish that I'd never misspell a word again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 21, 2011, 15:07:38
Granted. From now on, you can't read or write at all.


I wish I had lots of money.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 21, 2011, 18:32:56
Granted, but it's Monopoly money.
Hm... a corrupted way that's original...
Granted, but they're covered in a type of acid that would destroy any living matieral that touches it. They also burn through gloves.

I wish that I had a vial of poison that Romeo used in Romeo and Juliet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: aprez on February 22, 2011, 19:54:02
granted, it only works on you  :nuts:

i wish i was taller


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on February 22, 2011, 19:55:53
Granted, you are now so tall that your head pokes through the atmosphere.

I wish that  O_o was a palandrome.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: tooboredtothinkofaname11 on March 24, 2011, 18:31:03
Granted,  O_o is now your pal, and Rome (the country)  :nuts:

i wish my stupid google email account would work and not come up "there has been strange activity on your email" EVEN THOUGH THERE WASNT! >(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 24, 2011, 18:40:17
Granted. It works for about 5 seconds. Then it said "This account was banned because of criminal activity."

I wish that wishes came true. Outside of forum games, of course.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: tooboredtothinkofaname11 on March 24, 2011, 19:53:45
esrever ni si murof elohw eht ,detnarG

sdrawkcab emas eht t'nsaw Racecar hsiw I

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

if you still cant read it (and you looked at the spoiler above) this is what it says:

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 24, 2011, 20:10:05
Granted, to you it is now "racevehicle". To everyone else it is still racecar.

I wish that wishes came true only in Video Game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TechnoGeek on March 25, 2011, 20:49:16
Granted. However, the rules of fairness dictate that anyone else's wishes come true in video games too. Someone else wishes that your game freezes up. Permanently.

I wish I were invincible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on March 26, 2011, 00:03:45
Granted. However, the rules of fairness dictate that anyone else's wishes come true in video games too. Someone else wishes that your game freezes up. Permanently.

I wish I were invincible.

Granted but you get hit by a car when trying to cross the streets.

I wish i had more willpower to do tasks.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 26, 2011, 13:52:52
Granted, but the willpower was used for the wrong reasons.  D'oh!

I wish to be on top of my college work easily!  (Unfortunately a true wish I had.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 26, 2011, 17:06:46
Granted, your college burns down.

I wish that Yuka updated more.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on March 26, 2011, 17:41:33
Granted, but now you stop updating your forumgame and it falls to bottom of the board.

I wish for a Null Driver


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 26, 2011, 21:58:29
Granted. Since you wish for something that you already have, but still didn't use, you still don't know how to actually use your null driver. Since you made a wish for it, you now never will learn how to use the null driver.

I wish to see one or more UFO's.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 26, 2011, 23:29:12
Granted. You see 2 UFO's for a split second before they shoot a laser beam that kills you.

I wish that I was impossible to kill.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on March 26, 2011, 23:51:35
Granted but when the apocalypse happens, You will be alone forever........................forever......................forever......................

I wish that i could destroy anything.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 26, 2011, 23:58:23
Granted. But in order to destroy anything, first you have to destroy yourself.

I wish that I could make better Knytt Story levels.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on March 27, 2011, 00:15:07
Granted, but in order to be the best, there has to be a worst, and don't forget the fact that there will always be new, better and more graphical knytt stories in the future, even after your dead

I wish that I had a laptop that has the best virus protection, that it's indestructible and that it has the best internet connection possible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 27, 2011, 02:08:58
but in order to be the best, there
I never said BEST, I said BETTER.

Granted. Unfortuantly, the government took it from you.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 27, 2011, 13:18:37
Jetio fails to post a wish, so I suppose it automatically got corrputed. No need for me to corrupt it.


I wish UFO's would publicly make contact and come in peace.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 27, 2011, 19:17:53
Granted, those Unidentified Flying Objects come from France.

I wish elephants were real.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on March 27, 2011, 19:43:38
Granted. They are ruthless, terrible, dwarfeati- I mean maneating monsters.

I wish it wasn't still cold here.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 28, 2011, 00:54:32
Granted, it isn't "still" but rather "always" cold now.

I wish that I can up with better wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 29, 2011, 23:36:50
Granted, but your wishes are higher in altitude.  D'oh!

I wished I had a sister!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on March 30, 2011, 13:45:55
Granted, but she gets killed by  the SWAT team. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.180)

I wish I can COME up with better wishes, and that they're lower then airplane height.

(Idk, I was bored. I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on April 02, 2011, 17:15:04
(I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)
You mean this one (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.msg30238#msg30238)?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on April 02, 2011, 21:38:07
Indeed, thank you.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rushye on April 25, 2011, 15:46:31
Granted, but she gets killed by  the SWAT team. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1642.180)

I wish I can COME up with better wishes, and that they're lower then airplane height.

(Idk, I was bored. I was going to do the thrown into Eagle River, but couldn't find the link.)

Granted, but the airplane height crashed and was buried underground.

I wish I was the one who invented Facebook....


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on April 25, 2011, 17:27:58
Granted, now you're life revolves around making like 30,000,000 (or is it like 100,000,00?) people happy.

I wish that I had Portal 2. For the PC.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on June 03, 2011, 19:04:50
Granted, but you have to give it to me. (You stole my wish!)

I wish for a sandvich.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 03, 2011, 19:45:10
Granted you get a sandwich labeled "sandvich".

I wish that I had Pikmin 2 on my non-existant Wii.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 09, 2011, 03:15:47
Granted but it has no use since your wii is non-existant.

I wish more knytt stories levels were:
- Good Overall since most people release lackluster levels
- More Lunatic Levels and Challenge Levels
- More Adventure type Levels

so yea...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 09, 2011, 19:47:13
Granted, but Knytt Stories itself has stopped working. The levels are splendid, though!

I wish that I had 20$ in a Paypal account.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on June 09, 2011, 20:21:15
Granted, but PayPal gets nuked.

I wish for Portal 2.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 10, 2011, 01:04:47
Granted, you get 2 versions of Portal.

I wish you didn't wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on June 10, 2011, 05:01:35
Granted. I still wish.

I wish for a machine gun.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 10, 2011, 18:00:04
Granted. You didn't ask for ammo, though!

I wish I had another wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 14, 2011, 17:29:01
Granted, but unfortunately, since you did not specify which genre of wish you wanted, you get one general wish that can NOT be specific.

I wish to be Galdian!  (See avvy for what he looks like.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 14, 2011, 18:53:35
Granted. Due to a flaw, my PS3 can't load avi's. I'll go with what I have; you are now a red square with a white x through it.

I wish for a gun with ammo.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 14, 2011, 20:04:47
Granted but the safety switch is stuck to safety mode...
I wish i could have powers of the water god...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 14, 2011, 20:34:06
Granted but you never specified which water god. You can now sink to the bottom of an ocean at will.

I wish I has a banhammer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 15, 2011, 01:49:46
Granted. You are a broken banhammer. You can only give 1 day bans...

I wish that the social high school hierachy would collapse already...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mochaalatte on June 15, 2011, 15:21:54
Granted. But now the Bourgeoisie is ruining the any chance of a social recovery.

I wish I could stop getting distracted by the internet for five minutes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 16, 2011, 01:04:03
Granted, but you are now easily diverted by a cafe mocha every six minutes!

I wished I had a perfectly good cafe mocha.  (A type of coffee)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 16, 2011, 20:08:34
Granted but the rest of the day is going to be bad for you...
I wish that the earth was at one neutral temperature that everyone can enjoy and that doesn't affect the earth.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on June 20, 2011, 01:09:38
Granted. It was like that, but it isn't anymore.

I wish I would finish my extension.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 20, 2011, 19:58:28
Granted but your kidnapped and taken to soviet russia. In soviet russia, Extension finishes you!!!

I wish for three more wishes (Yeah, real original Peppy :moody:)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on June 21, 2011, 02:00:34
Granted, there are now three more wishes in the world. Oh wait, did you want them? Sorry.

I wish for this wish to be granted and corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 21, 2011, 02:43:13
granted but it is not corrupted (Paradox... ERROR, ERROR, DOES NOT COMPU... *boom*)
I wish i had the power of the ninja...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 21, 2011, 19:45:51
Granted, but unfortunately, you have a hyperactive metabolism as the cost of the ninja abilities, and only gold will keep you alive for a couple seconds longer per piece!

I wish the forum had another mafia game!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on June 21, 2011, 21:56:13
Granted. Since you wished for something that already exists, you break the forum. Good job.

I wish people would notice my forum game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on June 24, 2011, 04:16:22
Granted. People notice it and immediately ignore it.

I wish that NESgamer190 had noticed that PeppyHare4000 said "the ninja" and not "a ninja", and that he had currupted the wish by giving him the power of the worst ninja ever instead of making an N reference.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 24, 2011, 17:00:08
granted but its yours truly that grants the wish. Now i send the S.W.A.T team to own you.

I wish that all wishes made were uncorrupted...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LB on June 24, 2011, 18:43:53
Granted. They were uncorrupted, but they're corrupted now.

I wish that  8) and  8D didn't go :nuts: whenever they were in <3.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on June 24, 2011, 19:27:02
Granted...  8) and 8D cannot feel  <3 anymore so when they find out about others feeling <3,  8) and 8D go :nuts: first then >( afterwards and go on a rampage. They spend life in a mental ward

I hsiw taht elpoep etirw ekil siht erom netfo


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 24, 2011, 19:57:15
detnarg, tub live sdrow tsixe rof a nosaer!

I wish that I can get audio for my Let's plays.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yukabacera on June 24, 2011, 20:38:00
Granted. However, the audio consists of a dramatic reading of The Great Gatsby and Michael Jackson's Thriller.

I wish I had a house in Puerto Rico.

=|=


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on July 11, 2011, 16:44:12
Granted, but unluckily that exact house is nothing but a 2 room building with rotting floors and it's next to a steel factory

I wish for perfect aim with a bow  8)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on July 11, 2011, 21:02:32
Granted, but you're now denied access to any bow for the rest of your life.


I wish I had a flying car and was able to use it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on July 12, 2011, 12:25:26
Granted:  You can use it, but your familiar says "I can't use this!".
Got to love some of the older point n' click games at times.
I wish there's a coffee vending machine closer to home!  (TEN miles is TOO far for me to bike stealthily without family busting my chops on it.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on July 12, 2011, 17:49:08
Granted, it's 9 miles away.

I wish that I had some good text adventures.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on July 16, 2011, 09:44:56
Granted... The text has been corrupted after 2 minutes of adventuring...

I wish that my life would stay the same for a while...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on July 16, 2011, 12:22:01
Granted. You get terminally ill, so they decide to deep freeze you until they find a cure. Nothing changes for you while you're in stasis.

I wish I had a better car.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on July 16, 2011, 12:53:30
Granted but i decided to smash it with my wrecking ball ( X) enjoy your new car)

i wish for an old car...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on July 16, 2011, 18:00:24
Granted, but due to being so old, it's out of order.  Tough luck.  (*pulls out clairenet and plays taps on it*)

I wish that fantasy creatures existed in real life.  (What can I say?  Although I'm a stern cynic, that doesn't mean I can't wish for a few ideals.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on July 16, 2011, 18:05:55
Granted. They can fly, see you and get so scared they fly away, and you never see them again.

I wish the clouds in the sky would disappear if if I stare at them for 10 seconds or more, so I can stop raining if I want to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on July 16, 2011, 18:25:40
Granted, but the clouds never come back, causing an endless drought.

I wish I could beat WaDF. (Darn you, Crystal Path!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on July 16, 2011, 20:17:37
Ouch!

Granted. You grab a stick ant beat your computer which in terms beats WaDF. Your computer gets beyond repair in the process.

I wish I could see infra-red with my own eyes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on August 01, 2011, 02:23:01
Granted, unluckily, you can only see in infra-red, so you go insane and end up in a crazy house for the rest of your life  :crazy:

I wish my lazy eye was normal


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on August 01, 2011, 11:30:28
Granted. Your lazy eye is normal. In exchange, your normal eye is now a lazy eye.

I wish I could see the future.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 02, 2011, 04:31:16
Granted, but due to the scope of the zoom on the future sight, you see the end of it all.  The end of the multiverse as everyone knows it.  (Fairly dark if I say so myself.)

I wish I didn't have such a ditzy older brother.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 19, 2011, 17:05:27
Granted, you now have two ditzy older brothers.

I wish I could craft the Machina in TF2 without having to sacrifice tons of loot. (SRSLY, Gaben?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 20, 2011, 01:45:53
Granted, you now have two ditzy older brothers.

I wish I could craft the Machina in TF2 without having to sacrifice tons of loot. (SRSLY, Gaben?)

Granted but now you must sacrifice ALL of your loot >)...

I wish for cake


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 21, 2011, 15:40:43
Granted, but the cake is only a hologram.  Ouch.

I wish to be the most famous person in the WORLD!  (What?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 21, 2011, 23:39:39
Granted... Say goodbye to privacy...
I wish for 1000000 of everything in the world. :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on August 22, 2011, 11:10:13
Granted. There are also 1000000 of you's, and they get so greedy they kill you.

I wish I had a real airplane that I could fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 23, 2011, 00:33:12
Granted, but you don't get flying instructions...  CRASH!

I wish for some syringes of polymorph!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on September 02, 2011, 01:56:54
Granted, unluckily they are tainted and release a toxic gas... :sick:

I wish I was an administrator for this website


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 02, 2011, 08:51:48
Granted. You were an administrator for 0.00000001 second (which was granted to you by mistake)

I wish I could protect the forum in such way that spambots can't register/post anymore.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on September 02, 2011, 09:14:18
Granted. A 100%-effective antispam system is implemented, which works by disabling registration and making the entire forum read-only. :P

I wish for a little less popularity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 02, 2011, 11:33:26
Granted. A new user who asked you a question and you answered, left the forum for good, which in effect decreases the popularity by one member even if its that slim. ;)


I wish there was a profile setting in the forum that I could use to change someone's attitude.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 02, 2011, 12:08:01
Granted but the Moderators can change your attitude. You accidentaly gave them that right so they make you feel that you don't want to be an administrator and they make Me and swoopman2 administrators >)

I wish that games absolutely luck based (100%) are not taken so seriously...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 02, 2011, 12:24:26
Granted, but now, the games that are luck-based are the ONLY games to exist!  (Had a toughie corrupting this wish.  Props to ya.)

I wish for a pet chryssalid.  (See avvy if curious.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on September 03, 2011, 01:44:59
Granted, but as it turns out, it's made of rock! (ever heard of a pet rock?)

I wish my computer no longer had viruses.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on September 03, 2011, 03:09:54
Granted, your computer is too dead to have viruses.

I wish that I could corrupt a wish creatively.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on September 04, 2011, 00:37:55
granted, POOF! you turn into me and since there can be only one, I kill you. (creative, eh?)

I wish for more wishes!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 04, 2011, 02:42:02
granted, POOF! you turn into me and since there can be only one, I kill you. (creative, eh?)

I wish for more wishes!


Granted, you get more corrupted wishes! XD
I wish for pixie dust...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 17, 2011, 04:59:00
Granted. Enjoy your pixie dust. Unfortunately, pixie dust does not exist except in candy form, and since this is corrupt-a-wish, the tube is empty except a bit at the bottom.

I wish I had better drawing skills.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 17, 2011, 12:33:59
Granted. Your drawing skills have improved by 0.0001%, so they still suck (assuming that you can't draw)


I wish I could also see the infra red spectrum with my own eyes (that means, in addition to what I already can see)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 17, 2011, 17:46:32
Granted, but it won't protect you from them going right at your eyes, and as such, an infrared laser beam is one more thing to worry about in the blindness department.

I wish to be a tennis boss!  (See TvTropes if you are unsure of what one is.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 19, 2011, 23:26:02
Granted. You are now the boss of a tennis ball.

I wish for some  :nuts: to eat. Almonds, preferably.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Zelakon on September 21, 2011, 22:14:09
Granted, but the nuts were poisoned!  (and to make matters even worse, they weren't almonds; they were cobnuts.)

I wish I could think of something witty to wish for...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 23, 2011, 18:15:20
Granted, but you get a witty corruption.

I wish i had a Sentry (from TF2) irl.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 23, 2011, 22:43:12
Granted. You find a toy sentry in a toystore and you buy it. The figurine is 10 cm tall by 3 cm wide, entirely made out of plastic with no moving parts whatsoever.

I wish I had a 3D printer


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on September 24, 2011, 00:27:49
Granted, but it is only a 3D image of a printer  X-P

I wish I had a piece of paper to draw on


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 24, 2011, 09:41:35
Ouch. Payback time ;)


Granted, but the only thing you are able to draw is a 3D printer. First time its still nice, but after doing that 10 times, you quickly loose interest (and useful empty paper too :P)

Lets try my wish again, but more specified. :)

I wish for an actual 3D printer that can print 3D objects.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on September 24, 2011, 10:50:58
Granted. You don't get the cords to plug it in, though.

I wish I had courage.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 24, 2011, 11:07:36
Granted, but thy courage proved to be your undoing!  You clown!  Don't jump in the lava next time!

I wish for the Bean with Bacon megarocket for my own!  (In case you are unaware of the game this originated from...
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 24, 2011, 20:43:58
Granted but the Beans and Bacon tastes rotten...
I wish for an original wish...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on September 27, 2011, 05:42:21
Granted. You just posted it.
I wish I was at this forum for the last...psh, however long it's been since I left. :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on October 10, 2011, 01:01:24
Granted but your banished from the forum now...
I wish this forum didn't get a sudden drop of posts/visitors per day...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Gorfinhofin on October 10, 2011, 06:38:38
Granted. Instead it gradually dwindles until the forum is completely dead.

I wish there was more milk in the fridge.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 10, 2011, 11:35:26
Granted. The fridge is now full of milk. Unfortunately your fridge stopped working without you noticing it, and all the milk has gone sour.

I wish more people saw my new youtube video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG4bSQEJLJE).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on October 10, 2011, 17:53:14
Ew insects.

Granted, but it was flagged and taken down for no real weason.

I wish I had an idea for my own new youtube video.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 10, 2011, 17:59:50
Hahaha. You did watch! Awesome :) Didn't that just mean that my wish didn't get corrupted? :P

Anyway: Granted. You copy the idea behind my video and make one of your own. Unfortunately As you want to upload the video, something happens and the video gets deleted somehow. You had so much trouble getting that footage right, that you think: screw that!


I wish I had my just ordered Razer Hydra Gamecontroller.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on October 12, 2011, 03:47:17
Granted. It's a real Razer Hydra Controller. Meaning it's a real Razer controller, and also a real Hydra. With two heads. And it noms on your faic.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
This one wasn't done already, right? x)

Edit: I also watched your video, LPChip. I'm subscribed to you. :P And dayumn, that's crazy good in 1080p. O.o


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 12, 2011, 16:10:35
Granted. It's 9001 divided by zero. Meaning someone just divided by zero. Oh sh--

I wish i had the Quick-Fix in Team Fortress 2. And one in real life would be nice too.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on October 12, 2011, 22:00:30
Granted, but it was only quick to be fixed in both aspects.  (Ouch.  Fragile equipment has to hurt...)

I wish I had some sort of "Russian Roulette" food.  (I think I spent WAY too much time at TvTropes...  Can't remember the trope though, and even then, I'd have to censor a bit.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on October 12, 2011, 23:40:52
Granted, but, since it's Russian Roulette, your food ends up tasting like the wrong end of a gun. The surprise is which type of gun it tastes like! Mmm, sub-machine gun flavored...

I wish I knew what price-fixing is a form of. D: Grr, I hate you, economics class...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 15, 2011, 04:24:53
Your wish is granted. However, it clutters up your brains and takes up all the space and you go  :nuts:. Oh dear.

I wish that I had Skyrim Collector's Edition.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on November 15, 2011, 04:28:53
Granted, but then a collector collects your copy of Skyrim Collector's Edition!  Oh the irony.

I wish for a Naga for a friend!  (What can I say?  I wished some of the mythical creatures existed in real life.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 09, 2011, 03:55:29
Granted but it is mad. The world is screwed...

I wish for watermelon flavored candy!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 09, 2011, 10:15:08
Granted. In order to use magic to create this candy, All watermelons and its seeds have to be transformed into this candy, and since this is a really hard spell, the end result is a tiny piece of candy, of about 1mm by 1mm big. Since all watermelons and seeds have been used, no watermelons are present anymore, so no more candy or the real thing!


I wish I had a time machine.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on December 10, 2011, 01:05:19
Granted, but the time machine will explode and kill you if you ever try to use it.

I wish I could travel through time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 10, 2011, 14:04:03
Granted. You now have the automatic ability to travel 1 milisecond into the future with 1 milisecond interval. This is an automatic process that cannot be changed however, but atleast, you're time travelling every 1 milisecond for a duration of 1 milisecond.


I wish I could teleport myself instantly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on December 11, 2011, 05:18:52
Granted, but alas, teleporting into walls will prove to be the teleporter's undoing, resulting in an instant demise if attempted.

I wish I was Vectorman!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: TheDarkOne on December 30, 2011, 23:03:21
Granted, your body fuses with that of Vectorman's and the atoms fuse, causing a nuclear explosion. Ow.

I wish I could use noclip in real life.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 30, 2011, 23:12:57
Granted. You're being given a machine that'll put your matter outside the worlds matter and thus you will move through everything. The culpit is that the device to turn off the clipping cannot be used anymore because your hand goes right through the machine. You can't process food and drinks either because they go right through you, so after a few days of enjoying going through stuff, you die of starvation.


I wish to own a fast sportscar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on December 31, 2011, 00:05:50
Granted. It is so fast that you crash it beyond repair the first day you get it.

I wish that i have Cookies!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2011, 20:08:10
Granted, but they're the only cookies left in the world, and nobody knows how to make them anymore.

I wish i had my weapon loadout in TF2 (the Medic one, of course) back, which was the Crusaders Crossbow, the Solemn Vow, and y'know what, make the Kritzkrieg a Quick-Fix instead, always wanted one of those.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 13, 2012, 01:20:58
Granted. Gaben, being the troll he is, nerfs the Quick-Fix more. It now drains your health when you heal people. No, not the Medic's health. Yours. Don't use it too much, bro.

I wish I knew what friendship would be like.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 19, 2012, 12:21:27
Granted, but however...  Friendship was revealed to be nothing but a cynical lie, for those who believe in ideals.  A shame that there is no such thing as true friendship, but hey!  At least you know what friendship is now!

I wish for cat ears and tail!  (Sure I'm a cynical son of a gun, but I've got a few idealistic thoughts left.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 19, 2012, 12:28:40
Granted. Next haloween, you dress like a cat.

I wish I could do 10x more in the same time than I can do now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 20, 2012, 05:42:31
Granted. Next haloween, you dress like a cat.

I wish I could do 10x more in the same time than I can do now.
Granted. You do everything ten times faster. Including aging. And try not to get a papercut, it'll bleed ten times as much.
(I understood that correctly, right? >.<)

I wish the person who will post below me won't have their wish corrupted. /trollface


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on March 20, 2012, 20:25:57
Granted but the "Logic God" says it shall be corrupted anyways...

I wish the person below me would not make a wish...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yoeri on March 20, 2012, 20:40:35
Granted, but I'm going to bump.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Yoeri on March 20, 2012, 20:40:52
I wish I didn't fail at programming so much.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 20, 2012, 23:29:58
Granted, your memory has been altered, and you now remember that you were always great at programming. If you try to program again however, you'll realize you still suck at it.

I wish that my boss comes to me and out of the blue says: you're work is so outstanding, as a reward, you'll get a free week off.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on March 21, 2012, 15:06:29
Granted, but your free week will coincidentally be the greatest week at your workplace - everyone else is having fun there, while you are stuck catching up with chores and fulfilling long-overdue social obligations. XD

I wish I could sort out this annoying file conversion issue that stands between me and worldwide fame. :crazy:



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 21, 2012, 15:11:07
Granted. You convert the file easily and upload it to the Internet. You are now an infamous hacker that uses videos online to discuss your demands. That's what you were trying to convert, right?

I wish SiamJai wasn't an infamous hacker. :v


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 21, 2012, 15:19:27
Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you. :P


I wish I had a portal gun in real life that actually works like the portal gun in-game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 21, 2012, 22:44:08
Granted. Everyone except you is a hacker now, and due to the many hackers, no one is special, and thus SiamJai is not infamous anymore for it. However, they all hack you because you aren't one. Your life never will be the same... Poor you. :P


I wish I had a portal gun in real life that actually works like the portal gun in-game.
Granted. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2jpm2FGn0A)

I wish these damn kids would GIT OFFA MAH LAWN!!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 21, 2012, 22:57:06
Granted, but now there are moles digging tunnels in your lawn.

I wish I could release something on time and stop being a Gabe Newell.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 21, 2012, 23:03:32
Granted. Its really crap though, but at least its on time...

I wish I could access console to enter cheats for real life, so I can do no_clip and godmode and get free ammo and guns, get keys to unlock doors, etc...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on March 22, 2012, 00:50:13
Granted, you now have cheats for real life and can do all that awesome stuff! Oh, and glitches. One of these freezes you IRL and now no-one can restart the program. XD

I wish I had my own LEGO factory that'd give me an unlimited supply of bricks and custom ones too!



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 22, 2012, 01:02:15
Granted, but they are made of gallium so they melt upon contact.

I wish this wish was uncoruptable.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on March 22, 2012, 03:40:31
Granted. The wish crumbles instead...

I wish for pie...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 24, 2012, 04:48:05
Granted. The wish crumbles instead...

I wish for pie...
Granted. You get your 3.14e. Pi + e = 3.14e. Clearly.

I wish that I zoobitied the flibbity zobbity while the hoobity floobity zorbitied the flibbity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 24, 2012, 12:28:14
Although I have absolutely no idea what that means, I can still corrupt it. :P

Granted. However, you weren't there when it happens, so you're still unsure that it actually happens. Those around you who claim to have witnessed it, say mixed things. Some say it was awesome, others say it was not that special, which makes you doubt even more that it actually happened.


I wish I could instant-heal my stepdad's broken collarbone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2012, 19:20:12
Granted. You have super magic rainboom powers that can heal your stepdad's collarbone. Unfortunately, it breaks the collarbone of everyone else in the world. Nice. Meanie. :|

I wish -my- collarbone wasn't broken now. ;-;
Don't reply with a generic "lololol another bone's broken now". :v


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 02, 2012, 20:12:18
Granted, but it's never going to break, and it healed the wrong way.  Ouch!

I wish that I would not be horrifically bad with shotguns!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 06, 2012, 03:37:35
Granted, but it's never going to break, and it healed the wrong way.  Ouch!

I wish that I would not be horrifically bad with shotguns!
Granted! Whenever you shoot something, you always hit! Even if it's not something you were aiming at...but who cares!? You hit something!

I wish this thread wouldn't keep dying. :v
I wish I could finish this sentence without ha--HNNNNNNNNGGGG


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 30, 2012, 12:19:03
Granted, but everyone except you talks in Comic Sans.

I wish my classmates didn't hate Minecraft AND play Runescape. How does that even--?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: B-Man on May 01, 2012, 00:47:41
Granted! Your classmates now play Minecraft. However, they somehow found a way to reprogram their Runescape bots to play Minecraft for them. Every time you join an online server, their bots automatically collect all valuable resources in the most efficient way possible, leaving you nothing.

I wish to do well on my final exams this week.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 03, 2012, 03:06:53
Granted! In fact, you do so well on them, aliens from another planet kidnap you to do all of their math/science/whatever jobs for them. And you don't even get a dental plan!

I wish I had some delicious ice cream.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 03, 2012, 23:43:09
Granted, but there's one caveat...  The Ice Cream's melted.

I wish for my older brother to not have an alleged car!  (Translation:  I wish my older brother didn't have a bad car!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 04, 2012, 02:22:08
Granted. Your older brother is selected to drive the world's first Super-Car, a machine that is stronger, faster, better than any other vehicle in existence. Unfortunately, it tragically crashes on its first real drive. Au revoir, older brother.

I wish I wasn't having such a crummy day.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: swoopman2 on June 02, 2012, 19:23:58
Granted, your day just became worst.

I wish my brother's radio would throw itself out the window.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on June 02, 2012, 23:10:25
Granted. Unfortunately, this event marks the beginning of a machine uprising that wipes out the human race over the next five years.

I wish my sleep schedule was less messed up.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on June 03, 2012, 13:34:07
Granted. You now suffer total lack of sleep. You do feel tired, you just can't sleep. No sleep means no sleep cycle or schedule that can be messed up. Due to being constantly tired, it takes you about 5 times as long to get stuff done.

I wish I could instantly teleport to any location with pinpoint accuracy. (so I don't get into walls and stuff)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: BeamishBoy on June 03, 2012, 15:41:59
Granted. However, you can't teleport anything besides yourself and now spend your days teleporting out of jails after being arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish that glue sticks actually stuck to things I wanted them to, and not to my fingers.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 03, 2012, 16:43:48
Granted, but now it sticks to hair!  Ouch!

I wish I was a part of some alien-exterminating organization!  (Ala X-Com)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on June 03, 2012, 22:15:37
Granted. You get hired after all the aliens have been defeated so you can do the paperwork.

I wish I was at a rock concert (watching Rock in Rio live on youtube right now)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on June 04, 2012, 03:01:30
Granted, but the concert is for Lads-A-Million, the official worst rock band ever. Their music is so bad that it killed a pony once.

I wish I could go to the beach this summer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Mirror Sound on July 02, 2012, 20:45:52
Granted.
Unfortunatley, it's a nudist beach and you have to expose your body to everyone.
I wish I could go to Taiwan in October! ._.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kritter on July 03, 2012, 04:28:49
Granted! Unfortunately some brilliant person discovers the need for a leap month. An international panel is formed over the matter and they decide to drop October 2012. Now you have to wait until October 2013 to go to Taiwan.

I wish that the temperature would return to a "comfortable" range.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on July 03, 2012, 04:54:20
Granted. Some mysterious event in a faraway land caused the temperature in your area to return to a very comfortable range. Say goodbye to the summer heat and say hello to nuclear winter.

I wish that I could have a pleasant surprise for lunch today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: NESgamer190 on July 03, 2012, 14:29:26
Granted. Some mysterious event in a faraway land caused the temperature in your area to return to a very comfortable range. Say goodbye to the summer heat and say hello to nuclear winter.

I wish that I could have a pleasant surprise for lunch today.
Granted...  Thine pleasant surprise...  is Asparagus!

I wish I could win at Dwarf Fortress.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: kritter on July 13, 2012, 18:03:37
Granted. You won at Dwarf Fortress. Now that your only goal in life has been completed, you wander aimlessly, cold, broken, alone. The ages leave their marks on your skin as your body seemingly refuses to die. Finally 219 years later, in a stroke of luck, a meteor smashes into you ending your pitiable existence.

I wish I could do computer programming and real-world outdoor adventures at the same time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on October 05, 2012, 04:37:02
Granted. You are now God. You create the world through your God-computer thing. You use a programming code to change the world as you see fit. Unfortunately, you don't know the language "Heaven+" and you crash the world. Way to go.

I wish I were more active on the Nifforum. >.<


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on October 05, 2012, 13:36:37
Now you're banned, beacuse you were too active and you were spamming on the forum  :whoa:.

I wish, I'm making a Let's Play Knytt Stories.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 05, 2012, 21:49:53
Granted. You decide to play a level blind. The level is supposed to be easy/medium, but when you are recording it, your playing skills are so bad that the first easy jump seems so hard that you can't make it. After an hour of trying that first jump you give up. You stop the recording, try again and you make the jump. You put on the recorder and you fail again.

I wish I could do things so fast that I could finally get some work done.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on October 06, 2012, 00:38:07
Granted. You can move your arms at superhuman speed...but doing so causes so much friction that you catch on fire.
I wish people would stop buying EA's games. >:c


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: KnyttAdventures on November 02, 2012, 23:08:06
Granted. But it turns out that EA was actually using its porfits to help a charity for a new disease that you caught, and sense they stopped making money, no one knows how to cure the disesase and you die.  How's that for a corruption?

I wish that within a deep forest didn't crash when I got to Ljus.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on November 02, 2012, 23:17:29
Granted. But it turns out that EA was actually using its porfits to help a charity for a new disease that you caught, and sense they stopped making money, no one knows how to cure the disesase and you die.  How's that for a corruption?

I wish that within a deep forest didn't crash when I got to Ljus.
Granted. WaDF crashes as soon as the game's booted. Admit it, you knew, you knew this was gonna be your corruption.
I wish I could think of a less predictable corruption. A good one, to boot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: KnyttAdventures on November 02, 2012, 23:25:20
Granted. But your corruption was so insaneley deep and clever that no one knew what the heck you said and forever remembered you as a weirdo.

I wish there was a topic to announce new people to the forum like me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Santicol on December 18, 2012, 22:53:05
Granted, but after a bunch of people read the topic, you suddenly get famous and begin hating having to sign autographs to people. You decide to move to Pluto by transportation so nobody can reach you, but forget to bring a spacesuit, and you suffocate as soon as you step on Pluto.

I wish every videogame was free.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on December 19, 2012, 11:23:56
Granted. Nifflas receives no money for Knytt Underground and can never afford to make another game again.

I wish my competition (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=5308.0) had more entries!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on December 19, 2012, 16:12:32
Granted.Now the competition has got about nine thousand entries. How will you rate them  :S?

I wish I have 100 FPS at every game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Santicol on December 19, 2012, 20:36:35
Granted, but you had to pay for the hardware to make your computer run every game at a 100 fps. It was all worth 1000000 dollars, so you had to sell everything else you want.

I wish I would run everything at a great framerate but not pay for the hardware for my computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 19, 2012, 22:18:30
Granted. You install a program that shows the framerate in font 300pt on your screen. This covers your entire screen, so gameplay is not possible anymore, but what a great framerate it is!!!

I wish the Knytt Underground PS3/Vita build was bug-free right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on December 23, 2012, 20:29:22
Granted. The computer where the PS3/Vita source code is located gets disinfected and bug-sprayed to ensure its 100% bug-free. However the game itself is still glitchy.

I wish i didn't forget what i am supposed to do every now a then.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 27, 2012, 12:31:30
Granted; your house no longer has doorways (http://bps-research-digest.blogspot.be/2011/11/how-walking-through-doorway-increases.html).

I wish there was a website with all Super Mario Bros. X episodes ever made, with a separate section for the good ones.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Santicol on December 30, 2012, 18:59:04
Granted, since the internet has so many websites, you probably have the time to look that up and find such website.

I wish to wish for my first wish to be fake which makes my second wish true.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 01, 2013, 02:44:03
Granted, but only on the condition that big burly genies beat you with sticks afterwards (they're all a little sick of people making tricky wishes).

I wish I finished more Knytt Stories.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Santicol on January 02, 2013, 04:10:58
Granted, you just downloaded all of the Knytt Stories levels. You beat every level in one yoctosecond (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_(time)), so there was no gameplay.

I wish Garry's Mod was as popular as Minecraft.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 02, 2013, 09:25:51
Granted. A new staff settles at Minecraft, making Minecraft as unpopular as Garry's Mod.

I wish I still had a vacation.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 02, 2013, 11:19:41
Granted.Now the competition has got about nine thousand entries. How will you rate them  :S?

I wish I have 100 FPS at every game.
Granted. Every game is now one hundred first-person shooter games all played simultaneously. Good luck making sense of anything!
(Also, the human eye can't perceive any faster than 60-70 FPS. 60 is usually plenty, 100 is a bit too high. Don't wanna burn out your video card! ;))

I wish this audio series crossover thing (which I shall not name to start a shitstorm!) had voices closer to the voice actors from the source material. >.>


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on January 02, 2013, 12:48:32
Pssst. You missed a page, Pumpkinbot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 04, 2013, 23:15:58
I wish I still had a vacation.
Granted; a vacation to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, that is.

I wish this audio series crossover thing (which I shall not name to start a shitstorm!) had voices closer to the voice actors from the source material. >.>
Granted... somewhat. Since you don't tell me which audio series crossover thing, i will randomly pick one. One you'll probably never know of or like.

I wish a certain indie game with a level editor didn't die off like it did.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 05, 2013, 00:09:41
Granted. Knytt Stories didn't die. Unfortunately, thats not the game you had in mind.

I wish I could do things in real life that I can do in games, such as change into a ball, pick up powerups to fly, not die from falling height, stuff like that...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 05, 2013, 03:38:03
I wish I could do things in real life that I can do in games, such as change into a ball, pick up powerups to fly, not die from falling height, stuff like that...
You know have infinite lives but you have only one hit point so you will die, painfully over and over and over again.

I with for a time machine that can take me where ever I want in time, will fit in my pocket and will come to me when summoned.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 09, 2013, 15:59:33
Granted. However, it's one of those complicated devices that come with a 1025-page manual and are still confusing even if you read it all.

I wish kaizoman666 was diagonalman666.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 09, 2013, 16:11:56
Granted. As a prank his name is changed for a minute and then changed back. Unfortunately, you completely missed the event and you're even unsure if it really happened.


I wish I had money and time to produce my album.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 28, 2013, 23:07:39
Granted. Then a solar flare hits erasing all digital data in the world forceing you to start over but you will not have time because the world is now in chaos.

I wish for a new drug, one that won't make me sick.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GFA101 on January 29, 2013, 00:44:18
Granted. You get so addicted to it that you start forgetting about everything that's happening in the world.

I wish I had an F-22 Raptor.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 29, 2013, 04:07:18
Granted. You are arrested to stealing military property and spend 30 years in jail.

I wish for this wish not to be granted. Note: if you don't grant the wish than the wish is granted but but if you grant the wish then the wish is not granted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 29, 2013, 07:11:22
Granted.

(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSVNh6dGimreLCvXmoxw1TQe2-wOhszf1HBV16n5QXtdRr3tizg)

I wish people realized that games aren't entirely about graphics.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on January 29, 2013, 08:00:56
Granted. People realized that games are entirely about music.

I wish, that making a website is easy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on January 29, 2013, 08:31:18
But it is. How about trying this (http://www.weebly.com/), or this (http://www.tumblr.com/)?

I wish to destroy videogames.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: BackwardsO on January 29, 2013, 09:08:00
Somewhere out there, an ant named Videogames goes up in smoke. He was named by a desperate kid forced to play outside.

I wish I had rhythm


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 30, 2013, 18:28:36
Granted. You will sing and dance with great skill and rhythm... continusly... for hours and hours untill you die from exhaustion.

I with for $100,000,000,000 legally and morally obtained US dollars after taxes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 30, 2013, 19:09:54
Granted. You play with the lottery and they reach you a check. Since you do not really need it, and you start to pay taxes as soon as you cash the check, you decide to wait a month before actually cashing in.
In this month, that bank goes bankrupt and your check is worth nothing.


I wish I owned a Honda C-RZ (http://www.netcarshow.com/honda/2013-cr-z_us-version/)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 30, 2013, 20:04:32
Grated. The C-RV is then hit and totaled by a drunk driver and you hadn't put it on your car insurance yet so you still have to pay for it.

I wish I was a Lex Luther type super villain.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: BackwardsO on January 31, 2013, 04:24:57
You lose all of your hair (like Lex Luthor) the loss then drives you to a life of crime. That lasts about 5 seconds, you are arrested after threatening a barber with his own straight razor.

I wish I had a cat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 31, 2013, 06:11:44
Granted. You find a cute little kitten at your doorstep however the kitten is actually a soul eating demon from the deepest pits of the tartarean abyss in disguise. The demon eats your soul and the souls of your family as you sleep. Your souless bodies wake up as soul eating zombies who eats the souls of neighbors who then eats the souls of others starting a soul eating zombies apocalypse.

I wish for a Philly Cheese Stake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: BackwardsO on January 31, 2013, 21:23:02
You recieve a wooden stake covered in cheese that is a proud resident of Philadelphia. Unfortunately you cannot eat it.  ;)

I wish I would have perfect wifi at all times anywhere.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 31, 2013, 22:26:24
Granted. You found a phone on the floor that has a damaged screen, but through a repairshop you find out it has perfect wifi capabilities. Due to the screen being kaput, the battery lifetime is much longer which allows you to have a perfect wifi at all places. The only thing you need is a wifi access point in those places. A working screen wouldn't hurt either... :P


I wish to have the ability to control the future in such way that I can precicely say what will happen in the next hour, and then it happens. For example: I don't want any customer calling in the next hour, and then the phone won't ring for the next hour.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on February 01, 2013, 03:24:58
Granted; you now have that amazing ability to control the future with your words. You soon discover what a double-edged sword it is, since humans tend to say all sorts of things without really meaning it, and unfortunately the 'interpreter' cannot tell the difference between serious commands and goofy brainfarts.

In a matter of days you find yourself in a dystopian world you accidentally created by making mistake after mistake. In your desperate attempt to escape it, you create a paradox that disintegrates the entire world.


I wish I could enjoy innocent childhood pleasures the same way as when I was a kid, but also retain my adult privileges at the same time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 01, 2013, 10:02:21
Granted.  Everyone else in the world has been reverted to young children, leaving nobody old enough to judge your child-like pleasures, but your adult privileges come burdened with the fact that you now have to babysit the entire human race!

I wish we could make contact with a friendly extraterrestrial civilization.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on February 02, 2013, 03:00:10
Granted. The aliens are as friendly as advertised; however, they are also incredibly lazy. Hope you don't mind them bumming off your food and drinks and sleeping on your couch at all hours!

I wish I could write the Great American Novel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 02, 2013, 11:22:50
Granted. You pick up a pen and paper, and you literally write down the words "the Great American Novel". At that point your interest goes away. But hey, you wrote "the Great American Novel"!


I wish, I could at will, look upto one hour into the future and then, if I don't do anything different, it happens exactly like I saw it, giving me control to actually alter the future. If you don't know what I mean, go see the movie Next starring Nickolas Cage


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 02, 2013, 12:04:18
Granted, but you have no way of knowing which choises you'd benefit from compared to the future as it is "normally". You eventually end up getting yourself killed by not driving into a building and instead jumping out of your car off a cliff into an alkali bath.
That, or childhood obesity. I have no idea which one is going to happen first.

I wish people realized that games aren't entirely about music (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.msg24999;topicseen#msg24999).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 03, 2013, 06:37:37
Granted: Everyone learns that game are about color, every games made is full of flashing psychedelic colors giving everyone seizures. Because the of the seizures people stop playing games. Downloads are no longer available and all physical recycled into other plastic products.

I wish for an I.Q. of 580.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 03, 2013, 09:50:14
Granted. Your head just exploded.

posting my previous one again, because straightflame apparently didn't see Next
I wish, I could at will, look upto one hour into the future and then, if I don't do anything different, it happens exactly like I saw it, giving me control to actually alter the future and also see those alterations before performing them. If you don't know what I mean, go see the movie Next starring Nickolas Cage


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 03, 2013, 12:12:50
Granted, though whenever you do this, you see an infinite number of different future scenarios due to the flimsy nature of time and your attempt to 'do nothing different' failing.  As a result, this power isn't generally helpful, and you end up having a stroke every time you try it.

I wish I was Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 05, 2013, 04:05:19
Granted: An immigration investigation not only find that all the Umpalumpas were brought in the country illegally and they have not been payed in 7 years. Further investigations find numerous safety violations which gets the factory shut down. You are forced to pay the Umpalumpas back pay which bankrupts you forcing you to sell off your company, your home, cars and boats. You spend the rest of your life working minimum wages jobs, pining for the wealth you had.

I wish I had not made the reply that got deleted because it was too dark.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 05, 2013, 13:59:41
Granted. For this to come true, we go back a lot of years. Your parents are on the verge to "do it" which will create a "Lone Wolf" 9 months later. But due to this wish, your parents decide to skip it just this once. As result, you never were born ergo you don't exist ergo you couldn't have made that reply that got deleted.


I wish I wasn't sick right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 05, 2013, 14:36:15
Granted.  You are no longer sick, but now your computer is!

I wish I could go to Europa (moon of Jupiter) and come back unscathed.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 05, 2013, 22:00:12
Granted. You take a trip to Europa, explore the moon and return to Earth unscathed and as a hero. Unfortunate aliens passing though the solar system see you returning to Earth. They had thought the earth was just wilderness now they know it's inhabited by a barely intelligent species that has built many large cities and a large satellite network. The aliens thin invade that earth, wipe out humanity and use the cities as pre-built colonies.

I wish to be a Kwisatz Haderach.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 06, 2013, 01:29:23
Granted.  By means more or less beyond your control, you become the ultimate messiah of all humanity.  
Err... this one doesn't even need to be corrupted.   XD  Have fun doing that!

I wish I could build and destroy things in real life the same way I do in Minecraft.



Edit by Mod: Please keep non-game remarks out of the game topic. Thanks!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 06, 2013, 11:03:44
Granted, but you can only take or place matter in 1 cubic metre (3.2808ft) frames. Those frames are also on an invisible grid, which doesn't let you choose an exact spot for your blocks. Also, crafting for some reason only accepts entirely filled blocks, so you're in even more trouble. So yeah, you can only make dirt houses.

I wish i was a 90s kid.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 06, 2013, 14:01:56
Granted, though your insatiable appetite for big guns, Sega Genesis games, and Rob Liefeld comics alienates you from being able to make any real friends, instead only drawing crowds of curious onlookers.  In addition, whenever you talk, you start every sentence with a proclamation of the word "DUUUUUUUUDE!!!" and the song 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' plays mysteriously behind you at all times.  You are eventually taken to a research ward in order to be studied, mainly so science can understand just where in the world the Nirvana music is coming from when you talk.

I wish I had unlimited stamina.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 07, 2013, 00:43:29
Granted. Physical activity will no longer tire you however in order to have such stamina you have to have so little strength that you can not stand on your own and lifting a small can of soup is a struggle.

I wish everybody knew how  much better I am than them.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 07, 2013, 04:40:17
Granted.  Everyone now knows that you are simply the greatest...

...at balancing balls on your nose like a seal.  Unfortunately, you can't claim to be very good at much of anything else.

I wish I had a more versatile DAW.  (Digital Audio Workstation)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 07, 2013, 12:37:19
Granted. You find this great sale on E-bay. Its this big synthesizer and DAW in one where you can load in VSTi's and everything. Remarkable piece (I forgot the name or I would've posted that with link).  You buy it for 200$ (all your savings) but hey, with a retail value of $10.000 its a big thing right! So you get it shipped, and you play with it for a day to only discover 1% of its capabilities. Unfortunately, the next day, it won't power on anymore. Its broken. Aparently, the seller knew this so you've just lost 200$ and your DAW, but it was a great day! You really HAD a more versatile DAW. ;)


I wish I could go to a website or so, type in a special code, and get 10.000 euro booked to my account instantly, with no questions asked or anything.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 07, 2013, 13:53:18
Granted, but you don't know the code.

I wish i was really good at making KS levels when the community was still... well... a community.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 08, 2013, 16:59:10
Granted. You are very good at making levels but...your levels are very small and not exciting at all anyway. (nothing personal :D) And secondly, community has changed and moved somewhere else and you will never find it.

I wish I could save all the animals from being abused.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 08, 2013, 17:06:05
Granted, though you end up spending the rest of your life attempting to do so, with absolutely no time for any other activities.  In addition, your efforts will not be fully realized until well after your death.  Too bad.  :(

I wish I could convert songs in my head into playable mp3 files on my computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on February 08, 2013, 19:49:59
Granted, but the only songs in your head are random notes and the MP3s are low quality.

I wish for a sequel to Saira or FiNCK


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 08, 2013, 21:35:33
Granted but Nifflas didn't want to make them and only made them because a genie forced him to make them as a result they are very bad.

I wish I knew hoe to unify quantum mechanics and relativity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 08, 2013, 22:16:30
Granted. You create a vortex by bending light through a set of prisms while spinning another set of prisms in such way the that the light gets in a sort of a loop. This vortex experiment tells you how quamtum mechanics and relativity works. Unfortunately, the vortex experiment gets out of hand and is expanding rapidly. You manage to get out of your house, but the vortex getting so big is swallowing your entire house with the research about quantum mechanics and relativity. The vortex collapses on its own weight but you are left homeless and your reseach is gone, and it was so big that you just don't know every tiny bit from your head.


I wish the world economic crisis has just ended.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on February 09, 2013, 00:10:07
Granted, but there is still a huge economic crisis in the country you live in. In fact economic crises follow you to whatever country you move to. Maybe you are cursed?

I wish more people appreciated prog rock.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Ink on February 09, 2013, 04:17:51
Granted. One more person appreciates prog rock.

I wish I had a really delicious sandwich right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 09, 2013, 07:48:47
Granted, but before you can take a single bite, you accidentally drop it in the kitchen sink and it is ruined.   :sick:

I wish I could save someone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on February 09, 2013, 12:41:13
Granted; you bravely save a young woman from her gruesome captivity, but you had to kill her captor in the process. The police rejects your reasoning and the woman you saved testifies against you, because she developed a classic case of Stockholm syndrome (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome) and now hates your guts.


I wish I could get huge muscles just by strongly thinking about it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Ink on February 09, 2013, 13:02:21
Granted (http://jn.physiology.org/content/67/5/1114.short). You now spend all of your time thinking about it and don't do anything else, like eat or sleep, which leads to your untimely end.

I wish the weather wasn't so lousy because my car looks terrible and I can't wash it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 09, 2013, 15:39:29
Granted. The weather is not so lousy because of the state of your car, but rather because its what nature is. (so nothing has changed, really...)


I wish I had a power/machine that creates somekind of shield around me which protects me from any kind of fast moving objects going through it (but passes anything else).
Please think carefully before corrupting this wish. I'd like to see a corruption that actually is possible using real physics involved. So the "you cannot go in anything that goes fast" is out of the question.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 09, 2013, 15:54:38
Granted, though due to the fact that you did not specify how fast 'fast' is, it only protects you from objects going at least half the speed of light.  Everything else still passes through just fine.  XD

I wish I could meet more people like myself.

Edit by LPChip: I didn't want to do a turn already, but I wanted to comment on your corruption! Awesome :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on February 09, 2013, 16:48:28
Granted, you now have 10000 clones running around and destroying everything, for which you are blamed.

I wish my computer wouldn't crash so much.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 09, 2013, 17:47:31
In response to previous corruption:  They may blame me, but would they know which one of the 10,001 me's is the real me?  C)p

Granted, though by fixing the crashes, your computer now runs very slowly in general.

I wish I could breathe underwater for hours.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 09, 2013, 18:36:59
Granted. In fact you learn how to breathe under water indefinitely (or for as long as you can actually manage to do so before getting tired). The trick you learn is to get a plastic bag, fill it with water, and hold it above your head.
And great job on corrupting my last wish. :) Didn't see that one coming.


I wish the next post is unreadable.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Firecat on February 09, 2013, 19:29:18
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/francisco123123/Image1.png)
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 10, 2013, 05:18:44
Granted:
(http://lonewolfsden.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Untitled.png)
It is written in the long lost language of the Gript'kliptitk'g'laguplllishh of Gishu'lu'lop'hakuu 4 in the Gupa'k Ukih'sik'l Galaxy of the 34th dimension.

I wish I didn't have this cold.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 10, 2013, 10:29:14
Granted. Instead of having this cold, you have that cold. (points to another person having a slight variation (its worse than yours actually) of the cold.
Little advice, get chicken soup. Works wonders against common cold


I wish I could play music to other people by just creating it by using my mind. So I create this melodystructure in my mind and everyone hears through speakers what I hear in my head.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on February 10, 2013, 16:23:41
Granted, though you can't stop it from happening, and as a result, all speakers everywhere just play what's in your head, rather than the music people wanted to hear.  Also, beyond your control, the music quality is terrible.  You are dual-ly crowned as the most musically destructive person in history, as well as the most annoying person in history!

I'd like to add that I've had this idea before as well.  Small world, ain't it?

I wish I could understand, speak, and write every language, from every human society, from all time periods, EVER.

(And I don't want to see a corruption saying I can't pack that much knowledge in my head.  Try something else!)



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 10, 2013, 17:38:21
Granted, but you have only one day to use your Extra-gifted brain. Then it'll burst.

I wish I could repair everything by myself. (EVERYTHING!)


Edit by Mod: This is too much similar to what Fubaka asked not to use. I know a simple way to corrupt this so I'm going to disqualify this post. C'mon, do your best!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 10, 2013, 20:02:40
Granted. You can understand, speak and write every language in the world but just barely (that includes you native language) making it impossible to communicate.

I wish I could invent, patent, mass produce and sell anti-gravity devices.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on February 10, 2013, 20:54:19
Congratulations, but no one buys them so you go out of business and fall into debt.

I wish I were home.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on February 11, 2013, 04:51:13
Granted. Home is where the heart is, your heart is in your chest your body implodes into your chest.

I wish for some chocolate mocha ice cream icecream.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: James1011R on March 11, 2013, 02:41:10
Granted. It is shot out of a cannon landing on you, and now icecream is all over you.

I wish we had invented the warp drive.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Ultigonio on March 11, 2013, 02:55:48
Granted: we did!  And you were the first to test it!  Unfortunately, the test didn't work out so well, and you are now lost somewhere on a vicious, distant planet, or maybe in an abandoned cruise spaceship, or something like that.

I just wish I had one, single, Reese's cup, lying upon the palm of my hand.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Ink on March 11, 2013, 12:55:44
Granted. It literally weighs a tonne and crushes your hand.

I wish I could fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 11, 2013, 13:02:44
Granted. You're now a one-day fly.

I wish I could just plug in a cable into myself to install knowledge.  For example how to work with linux.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GFA101 on March 11, 2013, 13:26:07
Granted. You start to install knowledge, however, your computer has a virus on it!  :shocked: So the virus corrupts your brain and controls you... for the rest of your life.

I wish I could draw things on paper that would turn 3D and come alive out of the paper, into the real world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on March 11, 2013, 15:46:13
You drew a dinosaur.

I wish I can be invisible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 11, 2013, 16:43:08
Granted, you can be invisible, but only invisible. You shall never be seen again an everyone forgets you exist.

I wish for cake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 11, 2013, 17:08:05
Oh, I just have to reply to this one!

Granted. Portal2 now also has a cake. Yes, you read it right, the cake is not a lie! :nuts:


I wish to have a nice, brand new, real sportscar. (like a pagani zonda, or a ferrari, or a porsche, etc)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 11, 2013, 18:06:34
Granted, but you instantly forget how to drive... for... some reason. You just do, okay?

I wish guns were never invented and swords just kept getting more awesome.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 11, 2013, 19:02:54
Granted, swords became so awesome that the blades can shoot off and become, effectively, guns.

I wish for the next post to be upside-down.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 11, 2013, 19:14:10
˙ʎʇıןɐuosɹǝd ʇuǝɹɹnɔ ʎɯ buıdǝǝʞ puɐ ǝuɐsuı buıob 'buıǝıp ʇno ɥʇıʍ ɯopsıʍ ǝʇıuıɟuı puɐ ǝbpǝןʍouʞ ǝʇıuıɟuı ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

pǝʇuɐɹb


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 11, 2013, 19:34:10
Granted. As a result, you start to philosophy about anything which goes so deep and far that you get to new ideas and new theories. They age quickly because 10 minutes later you already made an even better theory. As a result, people just don't understand you anymore because you are 4000000 steps ahead of theirs.


I wish I had a big area of ground all for myself (with no restrictions whatsoever), that I can use to build a mansion on it the way I want it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: James1011R on March 11, 2013, 21:29:27
Granted, but the ground is so damaged you can't even build a shed without it being broken.

I wish that I had a tracking device that could locate anything I want, as long as I could find the object first.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 12, 2013, 07:25:35
Granted. Wait, with "as long as i could find the object first" you DID mean "as long as i already know exactly where it is", right?

I wish phlebotinum (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AppliedPhlebotinum) existed. (Warning: Link to TVTropes.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 12, 2013, 12:05:06
Granted. You have a techno-magical substance that will make any object do what you need it to do; unfortunately it is extremely volatile and at the slightest touch will go nuclear.

I wish for a shinny new penny.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 12, 2013, 16:50:39
Granted, but because you robbed the bank, you're in jail now.

I wish I could see the universe.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 12, 2013, 16:58:55
Granted.  Go look outside!   XD

I wish I could will good KS levels into existence.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 12, 2013, 18:37:06
Granted. You were killed by giant gray spider.

I wish birthday cake with cream, sweet cottage cheese, pineapple and kiwi (friut, not the bird).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 12, 2013, 19:34:46
Comment: I'm not sure how that last one has anything to do with 'willing KS levels into existance.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 12, 2013, 22:11:37
You run into pit with object 9 from bank 4. It is being referred as a spider in several KS levels. (I should write it into my first post but I was writing it at computer at library where are not KS, so I can't look what object it is).
Anyway, I insist on my cake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 13, 2013, 23:48:03
Granted. You get a cake... it's in the middle of a mine field... surrounded by lava... and lightening traps... and spiked... coated with pain inducing substances... and the antidote to the poison I just slipped you is in the cake.
Mu, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha ha, ha! Ahh, hahahahahahahaha, hahhh!

I wish every one in the world would give me a penny.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 14, 2013, 10:02:39
Granted. Everyone in the world gives you one of a set of colored, usually sleeveless shirts worn as a temporary team uniform, as when scrimmaging.

I wish something.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 14, 2013, 11:33:02
Granted. You got grenade with removed safety pin.
I wish I can sing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 14, 2013, 15:06:53
Granted. You now can open your mouth and produce a tone for longer than 2 seconds. You are somewhat able to change the pitch too. And as a bonus, at least you like the sound of it.


I wish I could manipulate time and time in any way I see fit without any concequences that'll harm me. (if you don't know what I mean, google for Q from the series StarTrek)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 14, 2013, 20:57:09
Granted. You go back 2000 years to see if and/or prove Jesus was real, said and did what the bible says he said and did. While walking down the streets of ancient Jerusalem you bump into a young man on his way to his wedding, this delay causes him to hurry which leads to him being hit and killed by a chariot. This man was an ancestor of 75% of the people today including you. The paradox caused by his death and the universes inability to erase you from existence causes the universe and everything in it to collapse into a singularity; everything but you, you are instead shunted into the void between the dimensions where you are trapped forever.

I wish i didn't have to hurry.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 14, 2013, 21:09:33
Granted. You shipwrecked on a deserted tropical island. You can't leave it and no one knows where you are, so you have nowhere to hurry.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 14, 2013, 21:30:40
Polana, you forgot to state a wish. To make sure the game continues I'll state a new wish. Also Lone Wolf, nice job on currupting my previous one. :)

Granted, you wish nothing, you get nothing.

I wish I had one of those new google glasses (google if you don't know what this is).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 14, 2013, 22:55:36
Oh, I am sorry. I forget about it.

Granted. Wearing the glasses outside, you found something really interesting on internet and accidentally fall over the cliff.
I wish I had done my schoolwork earlier and can go sleep now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Ink on March 15, 2013, 12:50:32
Granted. You finished your school work and slept very well. So well that you missed all of your courses the next day.

I wish I was famous.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 15, 2013, 19:02:51
Granted. You are a serial killer.

I wish I could play the guitar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 15, 2013, 22:06:30
Granted. You download The_Guitar.exe. It is a game. You play it.

I wish for the color blue.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on March 15, 2013, 22:22:39
Granted.

I wish I can transform into a ball.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 16, 2013, 00:19:43
Granted. You can transform into ball 7 from WaDF. You are pathetic and can do nothing as a ball.

I wish to retrieve the SprünkelDünkel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 16, 2013, 20:44:08
Granted, but EarthBound015 complains again.

I wish i... erm... could come up with a wish?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 16, 2013, 21:06:21
Granted. You come up with an epically awesome incorruptible wish but you only had the one wish and you wasted it.

I wish I new were to find a massive treasure.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 17, 2013, 13:03:07
Granted. Instead of knowing where to find a massive treasure, you are new together with someone else to find a massive treasure. Unfortunately, you never found it. The other person is also to become your earth nemesis.

I wish to have a street named after me that becomes popular for positive reasons.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 17, 2013, 16:09:48
OFFTOPIC:

earth nemesis
I think you forgot how to language. If you meant arch-nemesis, that doesn't even make sense in Dutch because it's "aartsvijand"

Edit: 1337th reply. What do i do now?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 17, 2013, 18:23:28
Granted, but as time goes by, the street is slowly forgotten.

I wish for the good-paid job.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 17, 2013, 18:42:49
Granted.  You found a good job, and you certainly paid a lot to get into it.   XD

I wish for the world to be my oyster.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 17, 2013, 19:17:00
Granted. The world is now an oyster. It is harvested and eaten.

I wish for quarters, million allowances of quarters. I have laundry to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 17, 2013, 20:30:56
Granted. You are buried under tons of quarters and you can't breathe any more.
I wish for apricot jam.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 17, 2013, 22:42:34
Granted. There's a big pile of apricot jam in your bed. Its not in a container though, so its pretty useless and your bed now is sticky too...

I wish for a snooker table with snooker balls and cues etc.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on March 18, 2013, 01:47:14
Granted, sorta; the magical wish-granting genies have never heard of snooker before, so they give you a pool table with all the fixings instead. And everyone around you would rather play billiards.

I wish I had a Thai iced tea right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 18, 2013, 03:34:44
Granted, but when it poofs in your hand, you are startled and end up spilling it on the carpet.   XD

I wish flowers would grow instantaneously wherever I step.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 18, 2013, 05:59:26
Granted. Every step you take plants will rapidly sprout from around your feet. Flowers, grass and vines, vines that rapidly up and around you legs.  The vines grow so rapidly that within a second they tie you to the ground making you unable to escape; they continue to grow around your body until you are tightly wrapped in thick vines. You are unable to move, see or cry out as they become tighter and tighter, they squeeze the life out of you.

I wish for a loyal robot buddy that will never turn against me or humanity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: KG on March 18, 2013, 06:53:31
Granted. Your robot buddy turns to you and hugs you. It loves you so much that it never lets go, despite your increasingly breathless commands.

I wish for someone else to make a wish I don't feel like it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 18, 2013, 07:33:42
Granted, but said wish is rubbish.

I wish for two dollars.   :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 18, 2013, 09:11:24
Granted. you get 2 Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I could get my 2 cents back.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 18, 2013, 09:32:33
Granted. Because those 2 cents were a penny for your thought, I take back all your thoughts too. So you have 2 cents, but you have no idea why you got them, what you can do with them. In fact, you now know so little that you are being called a plant (brain dead).

I wish I could write an object on a piece of paper, and the next day, a mail delivery dude delivers me that item without me paying for it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 18, 2013, 13:10:30
Granted. They want your partner/friend/someone you like to pay for it. You don't know about it and you are writing for more and more things, so you get him/her into serious troubles.
I wish for not snowing outside and for spring finally begin.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GFA101 on March 18, 2013, 13:21:29
Granted.  Spring is here! But the remaining snow is covering your house! And by the time it melts down, Spring will be over, and winter will be back!  :nuts:

I wish I could fly with the Blue-Angels.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 18, 2013, 16:07:00
Granted, but you don't know how to pilot that thing and suddenly a high rock appears and you crash into it.

I wish for a boyfriend who loves Knytt Stories too.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 18, 2013, 19:44:41
Granted, but they love Knytt Stories more than you.

I wish for a new computer mouse. I don't don't want the animal either.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 18, 2013, 20:38:56
Granted. You buy a mouse from a yard sale. The mouse is possessed by a demon who then posses your computer and though your WAN possesses your entire house. The demon imprisons you in the house, deprives you of food and torments you until you snap and go insane. The demon then posses you and makes you do a ritual with summons more demons into the world. The demons which possess all your stuff. You then have a yard sale.

Edit: didn't write a wish. I.. um... wish I... um... wrote a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Marximillian on March 18, 2013, 21:24:48
Granted. You have retroactively wished for a djinn to grant your wishes, except it turns out the djinn is a malicious efreet who twists your wishes to make you suffer.

I wish I hadn't just granted that extravagant wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Noumenon on March 18, 2013, 22:59:39
Granted. But the reversal of the wish-granting paradigm undermines the closed reality of the thread, undoing all the granted wishes right back to the first one. Unfortunately reality is pre-deterministic, so the exact same chain of wishes and grantings plays out all over again, until your wish reverses it, but then it plays out again, until you reverse it... plays... reverses...

I wish for a window universe to open up that branches off along a new path.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 19, 2013, 00:35:53
Granted, but you'll never get to see it, or even notice it.

I wish I was a master animator.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 19, 2013, 01:15:08
Granted. You are a master animator of the dead. You use necromantic powers to animate the dead who then turn on you and eat you alive.

I wish I had necromantic powers.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 19, 2013, 02:52:21
Granted, but you use your new powers to animate the dead who then turn on you and eat you alive.

I wish for all shipping expenses to be free, and for shipping to be instantaneous.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 19, 2013, 10:06:17
Granted. A new device called "the teleporter" has been invented. Because shipping now goes instant and people can just buy one so they can ship the goods themselves, its for free too. So instant shipping and no costs to get the shipment delivered. Unfortunately, some thiefs break into your home, bring a teleporter with them and ship out your entire inventory. When they are about to ship out the last item, you come home and find them. They're not amused by your presence and decide to quickly grab you and transport you to a far uninhabited island. Not only did you lose your inventory, you sort of lost your home too.


I wish for motivation to do the tasks I need to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 19, 2013, 10:11:00
Granted. There is huge troll with larrup, who motivates you now.
I wish for another cup of tea.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 19, 2013, 17:06:06
Granted. In your cup of tea there is a poison which was given by someone who wants you dead.

I wish for dog Golden Retriever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 19, 2013, 17:23:54
Granted. But because you don't get anything for nothing, there's a catch. The dog likes everyone except you. He'll even start to growl at you while being the cutest and sweetest dog to anyone else.
Even though you now don't want the dog anymore, everyone says its you, not the dog, so you're now stuck with a dog that doesn't like you.


I wish for companionship.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 19, 2013, 20:32:44
Granted.  You are now 0.00005% more likely to find your ideal companion than you were before.  Best of luck, though!   X)

I wish I had the authority and public blessing to re-draw and name all of the constellations.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on March 19, 2013, 21:24:34
Granted. Then five years later someone else gets to redraw and name all the constellations, undoing all your work.

Come to think of it, that's a pretty neat idea. I wish that scenario were the reality.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 20, 2013, 02:37:36
Granted. Anyone can redraw the constellations anytime they want however the offical constalations never change.

I wish I had the power to make politicians, pundits, businesses and new anchors tell the truth.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 20, 2013, 09:36:52
Granted. They now become so powerful, that everything they say is deemed the truth even if it weren't before they said it.

I wish it was summer already!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Noumenon on March 20, 2013, 10:30:04
Granted. *Aims finger*: Global warming.

I wish bananas contained 33% of our recommended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on March 20, 2013, 11:33:23
Granted. Bananas now contain 33% of your reccomended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest of the world, drowning everyone in ice cream.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 20, 2013, 23:11:57
Granted. Bananas now contain 33% of your reccomended daily nutritional intake and ice cream covered the rest of the world, drowning everyone in ice cream.

Yeh got'sta make a wish!  Now I get to take it from yeh!

Granted!  You GET, NOTHING!  You LOSE!  GOOD DAY, sir!

I wish to cast Sith Lightning at will.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 21, 2013, 00:58:37
Granted. You can now cast Sith Lightning whenever you want. The problem is, that you have no control over it, and as such, you spawn it at places unknown to you, so you never see its effect and thus, you think it still doesn't work.


I wish I was more tired right now... 1:01 am wtf..... I have to get up early... :P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 21, 2013, 01:06:20
Granted. You are so tired you fall asleep where you stand/sit... Forever.

I wish for power! Unlimited power!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Noumenon on March 21, 2013, 01:21:30
Granted. But no outlet.

I wish my ornamental moustache grew as fast as bamboo.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 21, 2013, 03:35:49
Granted.  Your moustache grows just as fast as bamboo... on Mars.

I wish for more energy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 21, 2013, 05:08:01
Granted. You get the energy of a ten thousand suns over 7 billion years. E=MC2 (energy equals  mass times the velocity of light times it the velocity of light (299,792,458 meters per second)) so it creates a black hole that consumes the earth.

I wish I had a Necronomicon and an immunity to insanity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on March 21, 2013, 06:41:45
Granted, but you lose the Necronomicon behind the fridge, and you never think to look there.  XD

I wish I could access the Internet with my brain alone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 21, 2013, 09:53:32
Granted. You access a news site with your brain because you want to know the latest news. There's this banner on that page that you also "get" and it contains a virus. Since you are the first and only person to actually get ill from a computer virus, you end up in the hospital with an untreatable disease.


I wish for a new keyboard and the knowledge to type 100 times faster than I already can, and make no errors.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 21, 2013, 12:17:44
Granted. You now always know exactly how far and in what direction you should move your fingers to type that ridiculously fast and precise. You only have the knowledge, however. Your typing skills and finger movement speed are still the same. You did get an awesome new keyboard, though.

I wish i could punch people in the face over the internet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GFA101 on March 21, 2013, 12:54:14
Granted. You punch a guy in the face on the Internet. He pulls a gun out and shoots back at you.

I wish I could legally own, and know how to fly one of these:

Spoiler: Lookout! Large image! (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 21, 2013, 22:25:01
Granted. However, you can't fly with them, because you can't afford all that gasoline.
I wish I could easily use objects and enemies from Knytt in KS.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 22, 2013, 04:03:16
Gramted. You hack KS making it able to use objects and enemies from Knytt but in hacking teh game you break and it crashes any computer it runs on upon opening.

I wish I had a illudium q-36 explosive space modulator so I could threaten the world and for people to give me  the respect and love I deserve!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 22, 2013, 09:42:25
You have corrupted your own wish. No way people will respect and love a terrorist. So as soon as you start your demand, an elite team assassinates you.

I wish for fish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GFA101 on March 22, 2013, 13:03:06
Granted. A giant shark crashes through your roof.

(http://riannanworld.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/land_shark.JPG)
 X-P

I wish I for cake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 22, 2013, 18:28:19
Granted. It's made of skin tissue.

I wish for a little goblin.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 22, 2013, 20:56:14
Granted. The goblin feeds of your emotions leaving you in an emotionless state, never like, love, fear, hate, or enjoy anything ever again.

I wish I was a mad scientist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 22, 2013, 22:50:46
Granted. Before you can carry out your evil plan, you end in insane asylum.
I wish for small cute little kitten.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Noumenon on March 23, 2013, 00:25:08
Granted. It grows into an enormous Bengal tiger and eats everyone you know. And then you.

I wish I had a friendly robot made of Meccano that serviced my every whim.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 23, 2013, 01:09:21
Granted. The Meccano turns out to be a T-1,000 sent back in time by Skynet to spy on you but ithad mistaken you for someone else and kills you.

I wish for 10,000 free wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 23, 2013, 01:18:34
Granted. In order to do this, you have to pay for a subscription. The subscription is 10.000 euro a month for 10.000 wishes, but the first month you get 20.000 wishes.

I wish I had wine working on my linux server.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 23, 2013, 02:14:21
Granted. You spill a vintage $400 bottle of magic wine that grants you corruption free wishes on the server.

I wish I had teh power to delete stupid internet memes from existence.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on March 23, 2013, 02:53:08
Granted, but it turns out stupid internet memes are built into the very foundation of the internet itself. Therefore, to destroy the memes means to destroy... the internet! (Dun dun dun!)

I wish all the blogs I followed updated more often.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 23, 2013, 03:28:18
Granted. They now update every second and if you don't read 60 blog posts per minute a bomb will blow up a buss with Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock on it... Stop reading the blog posts! Please for the future of film stop reading the blog posts!

I wish I could have change for a dollar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Noumenon on March 23, 2013, 12:17:20
Granted. The first hundred dollars in your bank account are revalued to one cent apiece. Enjoy your change, now give me my dollar.

I wish I could have positive societal change for a dollar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 23, 2013, 20:21:09
Granted. Everyone in society is now positively electrically charges by 10,000 volts. If any one touches anything conductive they'll die.

I wish to conquer the world,
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children,
I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales,
We'll have peace on earth and global communion.
I want to conquer the world! 
I want to conquer the world! 
I want to conquer the world! 
I want to conquer the world!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 23, 2013, 22:01:24
Granted, but a hostile alien race finds out that they can now easily conquer Earth because you made it all peaceful and stuff.

I wish i knew what i keep doing wrong when trying to install Minecraft mods.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GFA101 on March 23, 2013, 22:16:49
Granted. You now know what you keep doing wrong in minecraft, but your computer's hard-drive dies out before you can do anything!

I wish I could shape shift  into anything anytime I wanted to, without pain or any minor side-effects.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 23, 2013, 22:51:37
Granted. When you take on an objects shape you also have that objects limitations. If you take the form of a cat you have the mind of a cat making you unable to comprehend enough to change shape again. If you take the shape of an inanimate object you'll have no mind at all.

I wish I knew real magic.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 24, 2013, 15:22:31
I have removed 3 posts because Polana was not replying to the latest post, but the last post from page 93.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 25, 2013, 16:31:35
Granted. You accidentally transform your entire family into flies and as they fly away you'll never see your family members again.

I wish I could lose weight.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 25, 2013, 18:01:55
Granted; you lose around 5 kg by being decapitated.

I wish i was awesome at video editing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on March 25, 2013, 19:35:55
Granted. You're very good at editing videos, but no one wants to watch them.

I wish I knew a lot of langues.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 25, 2013, 20:16:43
Granted. You take a tour to a far country with lots of jungles and stuff. You go there on a trip to discover a new tribe no one heard of before. They call themselves the Lang. And as you get to know all of the tribe members, you now know a lot of Langues. Since no one heard of this tribe and you forgot your camera, no one actually believes you and claim you for a liar.
If you ment languages, say so next time. ;)

I wish I could speak every language there is on earth.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 25, 2013, 22:19:41
Granted. You now know every language that has ever existed. In order give you this knowledge I had to delete some of your memory. Don't worry it wasn't important information, just your name, where you live, your parents, basic math, reading, writing, walking, going to the bathroom, programing and how to make Knytt Stories levels.

I wish all my laundry was done.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 30, 2013, 15:48:14
Granted. All colors are mixed together including white and black.

I wish to give my sister and niece some Easter eggs. (because we don't have any)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2013, 18:34:53
Granted; you now have enough programming skills to hack whatever video games they play to have more pointless secrets in them.

I wish i couldn't die unless i wanted to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 30, 2013, 19:36:08
Granted. As bonus, I force you into wanting to die.

I wish I had a mobile energy forcefield that I can activate and deactivate on will. The energyshield can be used to protect me from any kind of damage, including things as bullets/projectiles fired towards me, explosions that could kill me, but also things like when someone punches you. It can also protect me from stuff like falling damage (so if I move into a stationairy object, it is counted the same as if I was standing still and that object moved towards me)

please think carefully before corrupting this one. If it for instance malfunctions I can no longer activate it or deactivate it on will. I can think of some nice ways to sabotage this, so don't give me some simple way.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2013, 21:08:38
Granted. And then suddenly someone decides to throw you into a seemingly bottomless pit where you die of starvation.

I wish i had every SMBX episode that's worth playing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on March 30, 2013, 23:52:28
Granted. One episode is has a virus that infects and secretly takeover your computer. The virus downloads large amounts of disgusting, immoral and illegal porn. The police have a trap site with illegal porn, it is one of the sites that the virus downloaded  porn from. The police get you IP, contact your ISP, get you address arrest you and seize your computer on which they find gigabytes of disgusting, immoral and illegal porn. You get a lucky break and manage to get away; you spend the rest of your life on the run looking for the man who wrote the virus who turns out to be a 10 year old neglected child who made the virus for attention.

I wish I was a CEO of a major game developer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Santicol on March 31, 2013, 06:36:11
Granted, you are CEO of EA. But since people are hating your games because you put DRM and DLC's on them, your games soon stop getting bought, and EA closes permanently.

I wish to be Gordon Freeman. (Star for the one who knows this guy :D)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2013, 14:04:49
Granted, but you don't have a crowbar.

I wish you could report Youtube users for trolling.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on March 31, 2013, 15:16:28
Granted. Your message has been sent to a huge ugly green troll who rapes you and then eats you.

I wish to move to England.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on March 31, 2013, 21:22:47
Granted. You are now Half Life's game character. As such, whoever presses the buttons make you move. So you can only experience what other people tell you to do. If someone decides to not play Half Life, you are doing nothing. And of course, you die time after time.

Granted. You instantly teleport to England. Unfortunately, only you moved. Not your stuff, not your family, and neither your clothes.

I wish to get a star. :)


Edit: Changed the corrpution as I had replied to the previous page somehow.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on March 31, 2013, 23:13:58
Granted. But some other forum administrators begin to be jealous about your stars and won't like you any more.
I wish I could use that leaves eating ape from Knytt as my avatar (charity236 uses it already).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 02, 2013, 14:57:09
Granted, but that ape has its own will and doesn't like to be in two places at the same time so it disappears from your avatar and you end up with blank avatar which cannot be changed...how odd.

I wish I could meet Nifflas in real life. :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 02, 2013, 20:52:49
Granted. Both of you are having a very bad day and as a result Nifflas doesn't like you.

They called me mad; hey said I was insane! I'll show them! I wish I could make my monsters real! Mu, ha, h,ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah ha, ha, ha, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough. *throws up* Oh damn. Could someone help me put my guts back in?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 02, 2013, 21:08:47
Granted. You know have 500 tons of clay in your garden to make real monsters and the basic know-how of making clayfigures. You're not skilled, but hey, it are real monsters, and monsters don't look good anyway...

I wish for I'd never get tired anymore, and thus don't require sleep.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 02, 2013, 22:10:26
Granted, but the other things sleep are necessary for (healing and repair of your heart and blood vessels, maintaining a healthy balance of the hormones that make you feel hungry or full, the way in which your immune system responds, etc.) still require you to sleep. Since you don't sleep anymore, you  eventually die of heart/kidney disease or high blood pressure.

I wish the video tutorials for installing Minecraft mods actually helped.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 02, 2013, 22:52:01
Granted. The tutorials help you destroy the entire game and your computer as bonus.

I wish to be a superhero.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 03, 2013, 03:34:01
Granted. You are now have the power of flight super strength, nigh invulnerability and you use them to fight crime. Over time the realities and horrors of real life crimes eventually gets to you. Dealing with murders, rapists, kidnappers, child molesters, ets causes you to snap and start killing people who committed even the smallest of crimes. The people, police and government turn against you. Special squads of supper hero hunters come after, capture you, depower and arrest you. You are convicted of multiple murders and spend the rest of your life in jail.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 03, 2013, 09:37:22
I wish people would stop forgetting to post their own wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 03, 2013, 10:19:12
... Dammit.

Granted. People now never forget to post wishes and they post wished so specific they are impossible to corrupt.


I wish for a pet monster.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 03, 2013, 10:23:44
Granted. You once forgot to feed it and it runs away and eats innocent people.
I wish for not having to leave library and go to lecture right now, because I am having fun with Knytt.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 03, 2013, 11:57:42
Granted. You'll never leave the library. ever.

I wish I could complete the projects I start.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 03, 2013, 16:22:49
Granted, but you forgot where they are if they're needed.

I wish I could draw animals better.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 04, 2013, 09:27:46
Granted. Everyone comes to you now and asks you to draw some animal, so you don't have time for anything else.
I wish for new mp3 player.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 04, 2013, 14:53:12
Granted. You get a new experimental MP3 player neural implant. It can holdup to 17,000 hours of high quality audio. Unfortunately it gets infected by a virus which causes it to play the same song over and over again, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And it's a Celine Dion song.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 04, 2013, 14:57:29
I wish people would not forget to wish a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on April 04, 2013, 15:20:05
Granted. Now, everybody forget to corrupt Your wish.

I wish I can play unreleased games.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 04, 2013, 18:10:59
Granted. Some of them are unfinished, some of them are full of errors etc. so you'll never reach the end and soon you'll lost appetite for all games including KS.

I wish I can see the future.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 04, 2013, 18:13:34
Granted. Have fun playing tech demos and early beta versions. I hate being ninja'd.

Granted. You can now see exactly one second into the future.

I wish i lived in my favourite Minecraft multiplayer server as my own account/character/thingy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 04, 2013, 19:03:11
Granted. One day you meet very large group of zombies and creepers and they kill you. Because you are real person, you can't respawn and you stay dead.
I wish for new awesome KS level, both beautiful and challenging, and in the right difficulty.
___________________________________________________________________________
Granted. You get a new experimental MP3 player neural implant. It can holdup to 17,000 hours of high quality audio. Unfortunately it gets infected by a virus which causes it to play the same song over and over again, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And it's a Celine Dion song.
This is so evil and devilish...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 05, 2013, 12:15:22
Granted. A solar flare then knocks out the internet so will will never be able to play them.

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I wish for that to be translated into English.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 05, 2013, 13:33:18
Granted. I have translated that to english and saved it in my notes. Took me 3 weeks to translate, but the reward of learning this incredible info,l I decide to not share it so others can have the same wonderful experience.

I wish for a car with infinite fuel, so I never have to go to the gas station.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 05, 2013, 17:16:42
Granted. But you get stuck in the desert and engine of your car is broken and you can't repair it so you die by scorching sun.

I wish for a new speakers.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 05, 2013, 19:01:38
Granted. You attend the most boring lecture on earth to meet these new speakers.

I wish my glass never could be half empty, only half full.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 05, 2013, 20:46:09
Granted. But it's half full glass of cat urine.
I wish for my favourite web comic updating more often.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 05, 2013, 22:36:23
Granted, but because the author has less time to come up with ideas, draw the entire thing, or any other things that need to be done such as a Flash animation, meaning the webcomic's quality takes a nose dive. Hey, at least i'm not making them upload every second, killing them out of exhaustion and starvati-- wait, why is that guy trying to upload a marzillion images?

I wish everything anyone wishes on here will actually come true, corruption and all.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 05, 2013, 22:56:35
Granted, but I'm an evil bastard, so:

I wish StraightFlame did exist.

The logic here is that this will be corrupted making it a bad thing and thus effectively corrupting the previous wish


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 06, 2013, 06:07:37
Edit by Mod: This post has been made inert because AGAIN, you forgot to place a wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 08, 2013, 10:12:17
I hope I am corrupting right wish now.

Granted. Straight flame suddenly flares out of your computer and burns your face.
I wish I can edit .lua script.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 08, 2013, 11:30:23
Granted. You just found out you can start notepad, do file->open, select the .lua script, type a . and save, and that the . is actually saved. Unfortunately, you still don't know any of the .lua syntax.

I wish for a cupcake holder.

yes, that was to the correct post. The first post is stickied in this topic to keep the rules on every page


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: bulbapuck on April 08, 2013, 14:38:09
Granted, you get a slave to hold your cupcakes, but nobody likes a slave keeper.

I wish I could find the motivation to study.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 08, 2013, 17:16:50
Granted. You found your motivation to study forever without any free time.

I wish I had an inspiration for new KS level.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 08, 2013, 19:08:34
Granted. The inspiration comes from an eldritch abomination, the sight of which drives you completely insane. You forget all about Knytt Stories and start up a nihilistic cult that seeks to destroy the world because life is pointless and meaningless. Most nihilists are pretty happy with life so no one joins your cult. You end up tens of thousands in debt and are forced to declare bankruptcy. You eventually get over your insanity rediscover Knytt Stories but you can't find any inspiration.

I wish I could join the sinister shadow government that secretly rules the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on April 08, 2013, 19:16:22
Who told you about us??
Granted. No one knows you exist anymore. You have disappeared from the face of the earth.

I wish there was only one type of USB. No more type-b, micro, or mini.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 08, 2013, 19:23:08
Granted, but you still have to turn the thing around 9 times for it to finally fit.

I wish i was awesome at making redstone contraptions.
(In Minecraft, if redstone not existing didn't make it obvious enough i meant that.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 08, 2013, 20:46:47
Granted, but you can't find any redstone and because of bug you can't play it in creative mode (or how is it called, I haven't played Minecraft for a while).
I wish I haven't cut and burnt my finger while making dinner today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 08, 2013, 21:45:43
Granted. You cut and burnt your face instead.

I wish the voices would stop!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 09, 2013, 08:34:56
Granted. You no longer hear any voice inside your head. That includes hearing your own thoughts. As people need to hear their thoughts for things like: reading, thinking, etc. you basically become a plant and can no longer function in this society. Oh, and the silence drives you nuts too, for as far as that is possible since thinking is not an option anymore.

I wish I could at will make my hands glow without it giving off any heat or otherwise drain my energy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 10, 2013, 02:14:50
Granted you now brightly glow, very brightly so brightly that you blind any one who looks at you and the light from your eye lids glow so bight that go blind from from blinking.

I wish to know the answer to to this math problem: 45 * (45 - (35/12 * 16 /128)^16) Note: it's in base 17.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 11, 2013, 17:33:20
Granted. You know the result but you cheated by using the calculator so you have to solve it again but this time a hundred times in an empty room without any calculator or advice. The only things you have are pencil and paper and as bonus a tyrant man with knife who is still watching you.

I wish the pigeons would stop sitting on our window.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 11, 2013, 17:36:00
Granted. They left because of vultures, which are sitting on the window now.
I wish I finished Turtle philosopher and knew the ending.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 11, 2013, 17:39:43
Granted, you finish a lets play movie of Turtle Philosopher and now know the ending. But you even more find it sucky that you can't finish it normally which feds you up so much that you stop gaming all together.


I wish I didn't had trouble getting a profile migrated from one pc to the other.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 12, 2013, 17:22:32
Granted. You have now only a one PC but has a illegal Windows so it can't be used anymore.

I wish I had more arms to do many things at the same time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on April 12, 2013, 18:38:14
Granted, your legs have become arms. You no longer can walk.

I wish for a trash can that is never full.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 12, 2013, 19:21:40
Granted: Your trashcan is now a tardis. Unfortunately that tardis is owned by The Master and he doesn't like you throwing trash in his tardis.

I wish I owned a tardis, one that only ever belonged to me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 15, 2013, 16:31:07
Granted. Your tardis belongs to you but is very jealous so you can't be with someone or something else than that tardis thing.

I wish I could create a portal to another dimension to escape from everything.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 15, 2013, 18:13:59
Granted, but out of all possible dimensions you never pick one that has oxygen.

I wish i was great at level design.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Marximillian on April 15, 2013, 20:48:58
Granted, your creativity and insight surge exponentially... but it doesn't matter. You're so extremely lazy you don't do anything with it.

I wish the next person would make a wish for me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 15, 2013, 21:09:05
Granted. You wish for nothing and you get it.
I wish I could travel in time and buy some land and pieces of art that will be really valuable in present.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 16, 2013, 07:36:56
Granted. You go pack in time buy some land and art that will one day be valuable. When you return to the present you no longer have the land because you were presumed dead after you returned and had no heirs so the land was taken by the government. Sense there was no evidence that the paintings existed and they are still technically new (they haven't aged) the authorities believe they are forgeries and you end up in jail.

I wish for a cookie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 16, 2013, 15:15:49
Granted. Your Internet browser is overfilled with it and will be shut down.

I wish I was rich.

 


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 16, 2013, 15:22:05
Granted. You're now a male called Richard. (Rich for short).

I wish I could control time (not time travel, but just change time for everything and everyone around me, me included).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 16, 2013, 20:50:19
Granted. You slow down time to a near stop so you can get to work on time. Be cause time for the air around you is so slow you are unable to move through it or breath it. You speed time up to try and get time back to normal but you speed it up too much, now everything around you including the motion of the air is a thousand time faster than normal. You can never get time to move at the right speed so you eventually ether suffocate or you are killed by the motions of the things around you.

I wish I could greatly and slightly control my mass with out changing size and with absolute precision.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 19, 2013, 21:11:55
Granted, but if you decide to be dense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Density), you do indeed become dense (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dense).

I wish we knew what raocow looked like IRL.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 20, 2013, 01:34:31
Granted. Unfortunately his appearance has been classified top secrete. After learning Raocows true appearance and identity tou are assassinated by a Canadian special forces team.

I wish I had the power to resurrect my self in the body of the 30 year old me anywhere in the world when I die.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on April 20, 2013, 11:43:51
Granted. At the age of 30, you take a holiday to some far country. You go there by plane. In the air, the plane gets a double engine failure and is forced to crashland. Unfortunately at impact you die immediately. As per wish, you get a near-death experience but do not actually die. Well you did die but you get resurrected in your body that is now damaged by the planecrash. Unfortunately your body has taken extensive damage and on the way to the hospital, you die again.


I wish I could get a year off from work as a holiday, but get paid for that year regardless.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on April 20, 2013, 13:38:33
Granted. During that year, your employer finds someone who can do your job for less money, so you won't get your job back.
I wish for fresh cherries.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on April 20, 2013, 16:42:18
Granted. You just received a shampoo.

I wish I wasn't ill.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on April 20, 2013, 19:19:10
Granted. You go back in time and prevent your self from getting sick. Which then causes a paradox the destroys the universe.

I wish I knew a single short magic word that will allow me to any place in time and space I want and prevents any paradox from happening.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on April 30, 2013, 06:26:40
Granted. However, since it is only a single short word, it is hard to calibrate it to go exactly where you want it to. Eventually you get stuck in the Jurassic era and get et by a dinosaur.

I wish I had more chances to say "get et by a dinosaur."


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on April 30, 2013, 13:58:04
Granted; people in your country now speak a language nobody's ever heard of before, where the only 5 words are "get et by a dinosaur".

I wish my computer was somewhat like the ones my friends own; dual monitors, 600 FPS, etc.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 01, 2013, 13:46:10
Granted. You get one, but there is a massive black-out and you can't turn it on.
I wish for banana.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 01, 2013, 15:51:53
Granted. Now your house is full of these guys. (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4in9srVNS1rwcc6bo1_400.gif)

I wish I could live in medieval times.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 01, 2013, 16:33:07
Granted. Because you still hold the knowledge of today, you know things others don't. By accident you talk about phones, tv's, computers or other electronic devices they never heard of, and as such they claim you are a witch. In medieval times, they would put witches to death by fire just to see if they were witches, because witches would withstand the fire.
You are not a witch though and thus you die.

I wish to meet a VIP who is also interested in me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 02, 2013, 19:14:55
Granted. It turns out the famous person is a famous murderer, and the reason they're so interested in you is so they can murder you.

I wish I could buy the world a coke.

Spoiler: ETA (click to show/hide)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 03, 2013, 04:10:00
Granted. You buy a massive amount of cocaine and have it sprayed by crop dusters in every populated aria getting every one really high on cocaine. The chaos caused by this caused the death of over a billion people.

I wish for a dollar, 2 quarters,  four dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 03, 2013, 08:55:27
Granted. You are walking in a heavy populated street when you suddenly see someone drop their wallet. You quickly pick it up but before you can flee the scene, you notice that a lot of people saw you grab the wallet and are awaiting you to return it. You have no choice but to return it to the person that lost their wallet. They are opening the wallet to see that the 1 dollar, 2 quarters, 4 dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies are still there. You see it too, so you realise for a moment you actually had these. The person thanks you and parts. You get nothing special but a feeling of dislike for all the trouble.

I wish to meet 50 cent.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 03, 2013, 13:13:11
Granted. You both are in our cars in traffic jam and your car stands just behind him. You crashes him accidentally, so he's not very happy that he has me you and he acts like it.
I wish I have not forgotten my umbrella at home today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 03, 2013, 15:58:11
Granted, but strong wind is not your friend so it blows your umbrella away.

I wish my MP3 player was never full.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 03, 2013, 16:25:00
Granted. The flashdrive of your mp3 player broke and always shows empty. In addition you cannot transfer any files on it because your pc doesn't recognizes the drive and asks if it needs to be reformatted. The MP3 player itself says I/O error when trying to play a song.

I wish I had a telescope to look to stars/planets/etc.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on May 03, 2013, 19:12:09
Granted. Unfortunately You looked at Sun. You're blind now.

I wish for Fullmetal Pantheon (reference to my stupid silly friend).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 03, 2013, 20:23:23
I can't corrupt this as I have no idea what you mean, and I doubt many people here know what you mean. Can you please change your wish or clarify it so that others know what you mean?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 03, 2013, 21:39:19
Isn't not knowing what something is a good way to corrupt a wish?

Anyways, i think he means this guy (http://www.lolking.net/models/?champion=80&skin=4).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 03, 2013, 22:55:22
I don't know what it is but I still good corruption.

Granted. You meet a pantheon of robot gods. The robot gods, confused and disgusted by your fleshy body pull all the asteroids and dwarf planets from the asteroid belt too earth. In desperation  humanity builds a fleet of triangular ships to deflect and destroy the asteroids but it wasn't enough. All but one of the ships perish and the earth's surface is reduced to molten rock by thousands of huge impacts.

I wish I could take revenge on the robot gods fro the destruction of humanity.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 04, 2013, 11:26:25
Granted. You put itching powder in their pants.

I wish i owned one of those triangular ships.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 04, 2013, 13:13:31
Granted. You get a scale model of one of those triangular ships. The scale is 1:100000 so its only a few centimeters big. Since its this portable you carry it with you wherever you go. At least, you did until you lost it the first day you carried it.

I wish for a suit that once you wear it, you become invisible. Once you take off the suit, both you and the suit become visible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 04, 2013, 20:41:57
Granted. When you went outside wearing your suit, some car  crashed you, because you didn't notice it's coming and driver couldn't see you, so you were seriously injured and had fallen unconscious. Because you were still having your invisible suit on, no one could see that you were injured and you died without help.

I wish for people using  :liten:,  :gravling:,  :mus:,  :mes:,  :hedgehog:, :fish: and  :gtf: more often.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 04, 2013, 21:06:15
Granted; posts are now entirely those pics, and therefore can't be understood anymore.

I wish  :gravling: :liten: :liten: :mes: :liten: :gtf: :gtf: :hedgehog: :gravling: :hedgehog: :liten: :liten: :mes: :gravling: :gtf:.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 04, 2013, 21:15:27
Granted.   :uggla: :sara: :sara: :barn: :switch: :piano: :mes: :mes: :ttpdude: :worm: :gtf: :gravling: :sheep: :fish: :castle: :uggla: .
Translation: The universe implodes because of what you said.

I wish every one in the world would give me a dollar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: rainulous on May 04, 2013, 21:17:46
Congratulations, you have 7 billion Zimbabwean Dollars. Turns out that's not that much at all.

I wish my keys would be easier to clean.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 04, 2013, 21:57:30
Granted. It is easier only a little, so it's still very unpleasant thing to do, so your keys remains dirty.
I wish there was a sequel of movie Master and commander as good as the first one.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 05, 2013, 00:58:46
Granted. A squeal to Master and commander is made, it is not only as good as the first, it is actually better but it's cursed and anyone who watches it goes insane.

I wish I could prove to the world that I'm not crazy, that there are shape shifting, vampiric, humanoid aliens and they secretly rule the world!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 05, 2013, 12:32:38
Granted. It turns out that everyone in the world, but you is actually such shapeshifting, vampiric, humanoid alien and since they cannot lie to you anymore, you learn that you are the last of the species human. They fear that you'll seek revenge now, and prevent that by locking you away in a dungeon deep, deep below the ground.


I wish a UFO would land near me, invite me in, and take me for a flight around the world, to return me to home later unharmed.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 05, 2013, 16:27:44
Granted. When you are in the universe, aliens turn UFO to their planet and force you to live with them forever (and that means they start making experiments with you).

I wish my family could live forever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 05, 2013, 19:21:30
Granted. But they won't stop ageing...
I wish to be forever young.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 05, 2013, 20:51:10
Granted. You're now the equivalent of a 3 month old baby, and you'll remain that way. Due to it, you're being over-cared for, which basically means, you have no life.

I wish steam would allow me to download this 98mb portal2 map (http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=113223041) in one go and not stop after a few mb's so I have to manually resume it...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 06, 2013, 00:46:26
Granted. It will continuously download at 1 bit per second for 26 years.

I wish the weekend had three days instead of two.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 06, 2013, 03:09:58
Granted. Monday is now part of the weekend, but soon the "threekend" throws the economy way out of wack, plus it obsoletes a ton of Garfield strips.

I wish some dudes would like to talk about Robert Kanigher comics with me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 06, 2013, 11:28:24
Granted. There are some policemen, who want to talk about it with you, because they think you've stolen it.
I wish for not having to take any exams at university, but still continue in my studies.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 06, 2013, 12:20:52
Granted. You quit school, and do online research about the topics you were studying. Unfortunately, that does mean you won't get a diploma so its kinda useless because it won't allow you to find a job for the lack of diploma.

I wish to have a machine that can create me any object in the world after I select that object from a catalog. Out of safety, the catalog will not include any objects that can kill anyone (me included) or otherwise do harm. So no weapons, but no kitchen knifes either.
So don't say it created something I did not select, but try to find another creative way to make this one blow up in my face. I can think of a way, so you should be able to do so too.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 06, 2013, 19:08:49
Granted, but it turns out nearly everything in the can do some harm if improperly used, so the only object you're allowed to create are super-safety scissors and cotton swabs. And eventually even those are taken away.

I wish I could go out for lunch today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 06, 2013, 19:35:54
Granted. You receive lunch...with rotten rats in it but you don't know it.

I wish my hair could be blond again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 07, 2013, 15:52:56
Granted, but someone who discriminates against blond people stabs you with a knife. In the face.

I wish physics worked like how they do in a Mario game.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 07, 2013, 16:19:08
Granted. You want to kiss a nice girl, but since you did not hit her on the head, you die instead of her.

I wish I could transform into a bird and fly away.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 08, 2013, 01:31:28
Granted. Now you have a bird brain, birds have tiny brains (my fist idea was turning you into a female duck during mating season but that was too horrible (ducks are rapists)) .

I wish my super power wasn't exploding peoples heads with my mind.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 08, 2013, 13:01:39
Granted. You can explode their hearts instead.
I wish to find flowering Lilium martagon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lilium_martagon).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 09, 2013, 19:14:49
Granted, but because of some strange radiation, the flower becomes man-eating and eats you.

I wish I had a boxer (dog). (http://img3.hyperinzerce.cz/x-cz/inz/4781/4781684-nemecky-boxer-1.jpg)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 10, 2013, 01:42:36
Granted. The dog turns out to be a hell hound. The hell hound imprisons you in you house and torments you until you go completely insane, it then eats your soul, possesses your body and becomes the anti-Christ  bringing on the end of the world.

I wish for some cool sun glasses.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 10, 2013, 07:40:16
Granted. You get glasses which have suns where the lenses should be.

I wish there was a thread on raocow's talkhaus i could actually post a meaningful reply on.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 10, 2013, 08:56:27
First of, very nice corruption. :D

Granted. This talk sparks an insane creative thought. You get so over-excited that you start to type your post. The material is very good and inspiring. So inspiring that you keep typing and keep typing. Your post gets bigger and bigger by the minute. After about 35 minutes of typing you finally finished your post. You feel drained but accomplished at the same time, cus damn, you explained some new theories here. When you press the submit button, you get an error that your post is too long. Characters allowed: 10,000, you used 53,253,542. When you try to copy the text, your computer crashed and all is lost.

I wish it was not clouded outside and the temperature was around 25 degrees celsius.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 10, 2013, 22:11:05
Granted. But there is horribly strong wind that blows everything.
I wish for chocolate with marzipan inside.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 10, 2013, 22:24:38
First of, very nice corruption. :D
Well, he asked for "sun glasses" (separate words). Couldn't let that opportunity be taken by someone else.



Anyways, granted. Clouds no longer exist. All usable water is gone, and everyone dies. Also, it's now 25 degrees on the south pole.

Okay then. Granted, but you randomly turn into a dog for no reason other than the genie hates you.
(In case you don't know, eating chocolate gives dogs serious problems.)

I wish i could stop thinking about the inevitability and eternity of death.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 10, 2013, 23:09:22
Granted: you are turned into a vegitable so you no longer think at all. A bunch of goblins then eat you and someone yells: "They're eating him! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"

I wish I could watch the world burn.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: ixMarcel on May 11, 2013, 06:58:10
Granted. Now everything is in fire. No escape. You died.

I wish for some fries.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 11, 2013, 10:10:28
Granted. One day, you go home. You open your front door, and you find out that your entire house is filled with fries. They're cold though, so eating it is not really an option. As fries are full of baking oil, it leaves a big mess. But hey, you got your fries!

I wish to win the lottery.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 11, 2013, 11:56:06
Granted. You now live in a small village where every month one person is randomly selected to be sacrificed to the crystal dragon Jesus. Guess who gets sacrificed today.

I wish i was at least somewhat good at parkour.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 11, 2013, 15:29:04
Granted, but one wrong move and you spend rest of your life in wheelchair without ability of moving. You can move only with your head.

I wish I could control people's minds - their feelings, emotions, speech, thoughts...all formed by me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 11, 2013, 16:30:38
Granted. But in order to control people's mind they have to be receptive. And the only way to be receptive is if they can control other people's mind too. So as such, you're not alone and someone else decides to control your mind first.

I wish to win a big money price.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 13, 2013, 21:06:34
Granted. Unfortunately, there is 75% tax in your country, so it won't be so great as you expected.
I wish I can drive a car.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 14, 2013, 17:45:18
Granted. You can drive well enough to not cause any kind of accidents ever in your entire life, but you're not allowed to drive because you don't have a driver's license.

I wish the "It's not about fun, it's about winning!" kind of gamers didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 14, 2013, 20:36:24
Granted. All current games have been erased from its existence. A new form of gaming is replaced. They're team games and because no one wants to loose, you always win. As such, its no longer about winning but just about having fun. Most people, including you are not interested in this kind of gaming though...

I wish for a hotdog.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 14, 2013, 21:12:40
Granted. It is actually made up of dogs and it's so hot that it burns your hands and mouth.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 16, 2013, 17:03:52
Granted, but the reason you don't have to wear glasses is because you're totally blind!

I wish selectively forget about things I don't want to remember (without erasing anything I would like to remember).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 16, 2013, 20:42:34
In reply to now deleted post(s):

Originally posted by CWolvie
Granted, but accidentally all your mind is erased - you don't even know your name and where are you came from!

I wish to be an actress.


Come on... Read the entire wish. This obviously is not a good corruption. Because as such, I will invalidate this post.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 16, 2013, 20:46:44
Granted. You forget everything you want to forget. But as a bonus for having the 3513581935th wish, you get a reversed result too. So as bonus, your head gets filled with tonnes of things. Some useful information but mostly information you can't do anything with. As result you're not sure if something is good or bad, but even worse, your head is so full you cannot learn new things either.

I wish OpenSUSE would not have published that update to 12.3 which has basically made my server not work anymore.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 20, 2013, 10:06:55
Granted. 13.1 was released instead of 12.3. Well, at least the part that's already finished.

I wish Youtube channels dedicated to griefing didn't exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 21, 2013, 12:24:37
Granted. There is no You Tube anymore, just Grief Tube. No need of special channels dedicated to grieving.

I wish for new swimsuit and cool sunglasses (summer's here, yay!).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 21, 2013, 13:40:33
Granted. You get an extra-extra-extra-extra-extra large swimsuit, and an ice sculpture that represents a pair of sunglasses. (scale 1 to 500)

I wish for a nice painting.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 21, 2013, 13:53:02
Granted. Someone paints a picture of beautiful landscape on the front window of your car. You can't use it now because you don't see out, but it looks really nice.

I wish I was one of the X-men.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 21, 2013, 22:10:17
Granted. As a comic book character you die, then come back then dies again then come back over and over again until you go insane.

I wish for the power over life and death.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 22, 2013, 08:27:46
Granted. You get a montly supply of worms, and you can decide if you want to keep them alive or let them die.

I wish for an apple.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 22, 2013, 13:40:02
Granted. There's a worm inside it.
I wish I had not failed one of my exams today


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 22, 2013, 14:43:47
Granted. You didn't fail that particular exam. However, you failed all other exams for absolutely no reason.

I wish you didn't have to recharge the ship's batteries in Saira, ever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 22, 2013, 16:26:17
Granted. You download a cheat that will allow you to fly everywhere in Saira. Because this got rid of the challenge completely, the game is no longer fun and you got bored simply because now you can fly anywhere. After installing the cheat, you have not even played Saira because you realised it was not going to be fun anymore.

I wish everyone legally had 4 days of a weekend, and 3 days of a work week in the 7 day week.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 23, 2013, 03:03:41
Granted. Because there is now only 3 working days in a week people work 18 hour a day for those three days but still not enough work gets done and the work that gets done is shoddy because people are so exhausted from working 18 hours.  Because not enough goods are made, the food supply drops to famine levels, basic supplies we buy every day are not available. Society collapses to famine and economic depression which leads to world war 3, which leads to a nuclear war where we bomb ourselves back to the stone age.

I wish I could blow up the Earth. Its obscuring our view of Venus.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on May 23, 2013, 11:59:58
Granted. You blow up the Earth. With everyone including you still on it.

I wish i was good at level design.

(Also, LPChip, just so you know, i was actually referring to the fact that you have to go to an out-of-place charger in order to try a different puzzle, some of which actually require a puzzle to get to them. The ship does not make anything easier than a level select screen would-- because it is one.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on May 23, 2013, 13:46:26
Granted. You are now very capable of level design. However, you have little time to actually do level design. And because you are now a master in level design. You see so many bad things in other levels that it annoys the heck out of you.

I wish it was warm outside.

Ah, well, I had to corrupt your wish in a way to make it so that it works, but beats the purpose. At least I succeeded in that. X)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on May 23, 2013, 14:35:14
Granted. It is a 60 degrees outside.

I wish my favorite band could release a new album.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on May 23, 2013, 16:50:25
Granted. They release it in a rush, so the album is not very good.
I wish for lollipop.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on May 24, 2013, 00:30:59
Granted, but it is whatever-food-you-find-the-grossest flavored. (It even says so on the wrapper!)

I wish I could get delicious food for free.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Lone Wolf on May 24, 2013, 01:57:33
Granted. You get the best tasting food you've ever eaten and it's free. However it's all laced with large amounts of LSD. You end up going completely insane and live the rest of your life in a mental institution.

I wish to be a benevolent would dictator whom everyone loves.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on June 16, 2013, 11:44:50
Granted. Everyone sends you so many valentines, chocolate and other stuff that it turns into a avalanche of love and buries you. But don't worry, they all will feel sad about it.
I wish there were not so many flies (I'm sitting outside right now and trying to learn, but the buzzing is really annoying).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on June 16, 2013, 16:26:14
Granted. Someone sprays a lot of pesticide around your general area. Unfortunately the pesticide is too strong and everyone gets very sick, including you.

I wish I could fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Numberplay on June 16, 2013, 17:15:21
Granted but an airplane hits you

I wish I had something for my father today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on June 16, 2013, 17:44:20
Granted. You became one of that flies.
Now I wish for chocolate ice-cream.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on June 18, 2013, 14:52:32
Granted, but you drop it soon after you receive it.

I wish I could finally catch that fly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on June 20, 2013, 22:57:23
Granted, but you end up catching it just when the door closes on your experimental teleporter.

The result isn't pretty...

I wish I could glide with an umbrella in hand. (Like Juni)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on June 21, 2013, 11:15:12
Granted, but it can only be done if you somehow manage to plug a keyboard into your skull and press D on it.

I wish i could instantly know if my A2MBXT levels would get accepted or not the moment i decide to make them.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Knyttster on September 09, 2013, 23:12:41
Granted, but the result is going to be the exact opposite of what you truly desire.

I wish I was at the peak of my physical condition.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on September 11, 2013, 06:08:26
You exercise till you feel great!
But think that you are second-rate.
You can't make yourself stop.
Your self-esteem drops!
Your body is something you hate.

I wish that I could stop my rhymes.
The bad ones really are crimes.
I butcher these poems
And I'd like to show 'em
I can speak less than 5 lines.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 12, 2013, 06:19:03
Granted. You now speak in alliteration and 4 lines.

I wish it didn't take over 2 months for someone to reply to a forumgame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on September 12, 2013, 11:06:09
Granted. Now it takes only six weeks.
I wish for glass of apple juice.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 12, 2013, 13:07:06
granted. You get a glass of apple juice. The glass however is approx. 3 millimeter big, so you have less than a drop of apple juice. Just tasting the flavor makes you wanna have more, but thats not gonna happen.


I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time so I could finish stuff or rest a bit.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on September 13, 2013, 17:16:54
Granted, but you accidentally freezed yourself forever.

I wish I had a Lamborghini.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on September 22, 2013, 14:37:18
Granted, but you had terrible accident at your first ride, so it is completely broken and can't be repaired.
I wish I was taller.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 22, 2013, 14:44:48
Granted. You are now 1000x times taller than you were.

This means you won't be able to sleep in your house. In fact you can't even enter it.

Your clothes are so small you can't fit them either, and no one is willing to make you new clothes as they are scared of you. So you are very tall but naked. People are so scared of you that you are doomed to live on your own in wild nature.



I wish I could flip a switch to motivate myself into doing anything I want or need to do, so that I enjoy doing it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on September 23, 2013, 02:19:01
Granted, but you just can't ever find the motivation to flip that darned switch!   C)p

I wish for more time in the day.  That's all.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on September 23, 2013, 08:18:17
Granted. Night is shorter because of it, so no one get enough sleep.
I wish someone else used my tilesets in his KS level.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on September 23, 2013, 08:31:00
Granted, but everyone who used it made it look so bad that it put you to shame.

I wish a could be a dinosaur.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on September 23, 2013, 09:49:34
Granted. *poof* you are extinct.

I wish I wasn't so dumb to make this stupid mistake on my latest portal2 map (where I republished it without all the mechanics in place so that you can just flip the switch and go to th exit, bypassing all puzzles... LOL


@Fubaka: awesome corruption :D


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on September 26, 2013, 10:39:49
Granted. You forgot to put the switch in the map altogether.

I wish Tablecat spoke in haikus instead.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 01, 2013, 16:03:04
Boom. He now speaks only Japanese and no one can understand him.

I wish I was better at drawing tilesets.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on October 01, 2013, 16:12:18
Granted. You are great in making tilesets now, but the stories of your levels sucks.
I wish for some biscuits.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 02, 2013, 09:31:54
Granted. Recieve your moldy biscuits.

I wish my bicycle wasn't broken.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 02, 2013, 11:57:42
Boom; your bicycle no longer exists (and therefore isn't broken anymore).

I wish I hadn't bashed my head on a sign when I dodged out of the way of a spider's web while walking to work this morning.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 02, 2013, 12:38:33
Granted. Instead you have bashed your head into a police officer. He was not really that happy with his broken nose, and took your offense seriously. So you were arrested and put in jail  until the matters could sort out.

I wish I didn't feel sick right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on October 02, 2013, 12:42:08
Granted. You feel well immediately, followed by feeling sick for the rest of your life.

I wish I had mad skills at everything.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 02, 2013, 21:10:57
You have mad skills at dying in horrible, horrible ways! Sorry!

I wish I could find my 'The Killers' CD...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 04, 2013, 14:47:25
Granted, you've found it! It's on that pedistal in the middle of that one room filled with hungry crocodiles.

I wish I was better at making tilesets for Knytt Stories.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 04, 2013, 15:37:09
Granted. You get abducted by a teacher obsessed in teaching. He lucks you up in a little room with no window and one computer with only knytt stories on it. He teaches you over and over again to make better tilesets. You become really good at it, but he never lets you go.

I wish to receive 100$ for no apparent reason.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 04, 2013, 15:45:48
Inflation occurs.
One hundred dollars? Meh.
You spend it on chips.

I wish I was hot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 04, 2013, 15:55:28
Granted, but you become so hot that you melt.

I wish that I owned my own private island.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 04, 2013, 16:45:06
Granted. You now own a private island. Including all the paperwork and upkeep required. Not including a boat. Or a cell phone.

I wish that my amazon order would arrive tomorrow instead of getting stuck in the postage system thingy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 04, 2013, 16:53:32
That's a very nice corruption you have there, LPChip.

Granted. You now own Ramree Island (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramree_Island). Well, thanks, Klämrisk. I forgot to post a wish, and i wouldn't have noticed it if your post didn't kill the button you click to post a posty post.

Granted. Your order will arrive at the postage system thingy place thingy tomorrow.

I wish people would actually post stuff on the GameCeptionNL forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 04, 2013, 16:56:05
Granted, but so many people post that the forum crashes.

I wish that I could make a proper KS level.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 05, 2013, 11:52:07
Granted, you make 1 brilliant KS level. And only 1. You try again and again to make another that echoes the glory of your first but all your attempts end in failure. You end up bitter, twisted and unloved.

I wish I didn't live so far away from work.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on October 05, 2013, 13:34:37
Granted. Your boss gives you so much work, that you have no time to travel back home and you have to sleep and live there.
I wish summer was not gone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 05, 2013, 13:39:13
Granted. Summer is not gone. It just is on the southern hemosphere. The spirits who grant your wish send you a few photos of the nice summer sunset there. Now you wish to go there more than ever, but well... you didn't wish that. So this is a form of torture. And because we spirits can, we send you lots and lots of more photos from those nice sunny places.


I wish the next poster would wish for a car.

(good luck corrupting that :D)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 05, 2013, 15:37:24
(good luck corrupting that :D)
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Well, besides that:

Granted. The next poster wishes a car would suddenly appear exactly where you are, and telefrag (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=telefrag) you.

I wish a car would suddenly appear exactly where LPChip is, and telefrag him.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 05, 2013, 15:48:24
Granted, but you are standing next to him, so you also get telefragged.

I wish that I could fly in the air without ever falling or stopping to rest.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on October 05, 2013, 17:32:25
Granted. You are filled with hydrogen, which allows you to fly (and does not allow you to walk). However, you can catch fire easily or you can explode.

I wish I can play guitar.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 06, 2013, 00:42:08
Granted. You can play a guitar... badly.


I wish this wish was incorruptible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 06, 2013, 07:23:10
Granted, but since it is incorruptible nobody replies in the thread so you have to delete your post.

I wish that this wish is corruptible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 06, 2013, 13:33:17
Granted. It is now possible to lobby for your wishes.

I wish the bathroom wasn't occupied.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 06, 2013, 14:05:56
Granted. The bathroom is now a disputed region. Every time you go there, you are taken hostage by armed rebels that demand a ransom for your release.

I wish that everything was either made of bacon or chocolate.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 06, 2013, 14:12:37
Granted, but you grow so fat on bacon and chocolate that you explode.   XD

I wish that I was a jukebox for which it was impossible to go wrong or break.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 06, 2013, 14:29:21
Granted, you are a jukebox. Which also means you are an inanimate object.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 06, 2013, 14:45:44
Granted, but you are so hyperactive that you run around everywhere breaking things (and also your bones).

I wish that I could think a wish that can't be corruptible, ever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 06, 2013, 15:14:10
Granted. But you can't post it in this thread since it's against the game rules.  :P

I wish I could stop posting in this thread for today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 06, 2013, 16:08:06
(good luck corrupting that :D)
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Well, besides that:

Granted. The next poster wishes a car would suddenly appear exactly where you are, and telefrag (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=telefrag) you.

I wish a car would suddenly appear exactly where LPChip is, and telefrag him.
I wouldn't have posted this if I didn't knew of a way to corrupt it. My "good luck corrupting it" was more ment to encourage people to think about it, rather than just quickly post something that doesn't work well. You did a good job corrupting it. :) About the same as I thought of. :)


Granted, but you are so hyperactive that you run around everywhere breaking things (and also your bones).

I wish that I could think a wish that can't be corruptible, ever.
Granted, but I've also corrupted your short-term memory. So the moment you thought of that wish, you already forgot what it was. Aw....


I wish it would rain green rain instead of transparent rain.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 06, 2013, 16:53:02
Granted, but it starts raining really hard and you don't notice the green alien sneaking up behind with his lazer gun. *Zap*.

I wish that I could own a city.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Fubaka on October 06, 2013, 18:04:31
Granted.  You now own City 17.

I wish to fly a giant peach.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 07, 2013, 10:04:20
Klamrisk, lpchip missed yours, so... your hands fell off, so you can't post here today.

Fubaka, you fly your peach all over the world, until it rots and you have to abandon peach. You get stranded on a desert island and have to eat your own socks to survive.


I wish I didn't still have to print a dozen letters to clients.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 07, 2013, 13:16:04
Granted. You now have to post two dozen letters to clients.

I wish that I could teleport.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 07, 2013, 13:48:41
Granted. But only you can teleport. You can't bring friends along with you, and as a side effect, you cannot teleport any materials with you either. So when you teleport to any location, you'll be stripped naked. No clothes, no watch, no glasses if you were those. To initiate teleport you just have to think of a place and *poof* you are sent there naked. As a result, you accidentally teleport to the middle of town being naked with lots of people around you who start laughing at you.


I wish Steam Groups would allow chatting to other members directly when your group goes over 50 members.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 10, 2013, 23:31:03
Granted; Valve is now working on this upgrade and will release it in the next few weeks... honest.


I wish I could play Dungeons and Dragons more than once a week.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 11, 2013, 12:52:10
Granted, but since you play it 24/7, you don't have any time for anything else.... including food.

I wish that I had a huge six-pack.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 11, 2013, 22:15:48
Granted. You bought a huge six-pack of cement. ;)

I wish they would not block the only good connection to my work for 2 weeks so I have to take this big detour.


Talps, awesome corruption. True VALVe like :)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 11, 2013, 23:11:34
Granted. They block the road for 2 weeks and half an hour.

I wish Knytt Underground was available on Steam right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 12, 2013, 00:05:24
Granted; the huge rush of people racing to download it causes Steam to crash; it'll take them a few days to get it running again and in the meantime everyone knows its your fault for making that wish.

I wish I'd spoken to the pretty girl who sat next to me in the train station on my way home today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 12, 2013, 01:04:41
Granted. You told her about your hemorrhoids and tried to turn the fact that you have to sit on a special pillow into a pick-up line. She asked you which train you were going to be taking and intentionally avoided it. You never see her again.

I wish that I had a twin.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 12, 2013, 09:54:13
Granted, you now have an evil twin. Time to become an action hero and save the world.

I wish I didn't get so frustrated while making very hard jumps for my KS level.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 12, 2013, 12:38:01
Granted. You delete your KS level and from now on, somehow you cannot think of ways to even make hard jumps, so all your levels have easy jumps now.

I wish I wasn't so stupid yesterday and made this rookie mistake.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on October 12, 2013, 13:18:53
Granted. You will make another, even worse, mistake tomorrow.
I wish for new keyboard.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 12, 2013, 13:32:24
Granted, but it's the Dvorak layout.

I wish no one would ever find out that, on a Minecraft server i'm playing on, i built our faction base in the void area above the Nether.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 12, 2013, 16:29:08
Granted. So far no one have found out, and *poof* that entire area you build months on, is now gone, so no one will find out about it.


I wish I had owned a Yike bike (http://www.yikebike.com/).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 12, 2013, 17:01:23
Granted, but you take it on a test drive first and you end up crashing it and have to pay $5,000 for a broken Yike bike. Yikes!

I wish that I lived in Europe.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 12, 2013, 18:12:38
Guess what: A few hours after i posted that wish about my faction base, some little kids found it, set up their base next to ours, and now our base acually is gone like LPChip said.

Granted; you live in Albania now.

I wish i had a genuine macuahuitl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macuahuitl).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 12, 2013, 18:46:52
Granted, but you accidentily injure yourself. A lot. And have to spend a lot of time in a hospital bed.  :/

I wish my right hand fingers didn't hurt so that I could play bass with them.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 12, 2013, 18:51:17
You can't feel anything past your elbow. Your nerves have all died. For a while, you retain control over your arm and can play bass without the sensation of touch, but eventually your entire arm goes numb (and limp) permanently.

I wish I had a chocolate chip cookie.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 13, 2013, 23:34:50
You have one. It fell on the floor and a dog licked it.

I wish I knew whether or not to get the train to work tomorrow, or get a lift home with someone which will mean getting home really late.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 13, 2013, 23:51:19
You get a moment of clarity in which all problems seem to align perfectly, and you make your choice based on it. When you finally come to work, you realise you had taken the day off, so the trip was for nothing.

I wish I knew if this girl likes me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 14, 2013, 01:28:49
Granted. You would know if she liked you. She doesn't. That's why you're unsure.

I wish I was done with this paper that I'm writing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 14, 2013, 09:19:08
You are done with the paper. It tasted deliciously.

I wish for more crisps!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 14, 2013, 09:30:23
You have 2 more crisps.

I wish for more tea.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 14, 2013, 12:17:21
Granted. *poof* you're now a waitress on a congress with 5000 people. Your job is to clean the tables of this "tea" party. Your job is to collect the left-overs.

I wish it was 10 degrees hotter outside.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 14, 2013, 12:19:52
Granted. It is now 10 degrees Farenheit hotter outside but 20 degrees centigrade colder inside.

I wish I'd brushed my teeth earlier today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 16, 2013, 20:27:21
Granted. You lay awake until four in the morning, despite strong sleeping pills, and eventually decided to get up. The pills took effect as you brushed your teeth and you woke up in a puddle of saliva.

I wish for a Skycat, free maintenance and fueling for my Skycat, and somewhere to store it. I plan to use it as a mobile home.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 16, 2013, 23:20:44
Granted. You are given a piece of land in the far far faaaaar (let me stress that: faaaaaaaaar) side of the world in a hot desert. There's no one there, but you, your hangar and an oil rig. You also have your skycat in the hangar, and if you fly back to the UK (which is very far away) you are provided to get free maintainance as a loyal customer. One thing though, there are some very high cactusses in that area of the desert, and the skycat does not like its needles... One of these days it'll go wrong... for sure...

I wish to own a guitar and wish to have the ability to play one.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 17, 2013, 09:27:47
Granted. You now own my old, almost broken guitar and YES, you can play it...badly...

I wish for a healthier life.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 18, 2013, 08:44:30
Wish granted. You now possess a brand new, illness-free Life. A Second one, in fact. Come the singularity, you upload. Unfortunately, the AI that runs your virtual paradise was made by Microsoft, and your bliss is occasionally interrupted by severe lag and popups that fill your whole visual field.

I wish for the wish after the wish that follows this one to corrupt both this wish and the wish that follows this one.

On second thought, I wish to be able to sing beautifully.


I wish for a healthier life.

Amen, brother!

LPChip, how do you know which country I live in? magic admin powers and inference from my IP address?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 18, 2013, 09:56:31
Granted. You are now able to sing a B flat beautifully. The rest is still crap though, but that one B flat, you nail it perfectly and everyone is in awe when you sing it.

I wish I owned a big piece of land where I have everything to say and no one will come there unless I allow it.


@Chrysophylax: I don't know where you live. I could've looked it up but I didn't do that either. I did look what the SkyCat is because I never had heard of, and I saw that it is mainly manufactured in the UK. My reference to you fly back there was ment for the skycat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 18, 2013, 17:20:21
Granted. You now own a large piece of land that the UN recognises as a sovereign state ruled by you. Unfortunately it's under the antarctic ice cap.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: juhj on October 18, 2013, 17:43:59
Granted, but your piece of land i infested with snakes, so nobody wants to come onto your land anyway.

I wish that I was falcon which no man could shoot.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 18, 2013, 18:39:03
Granted. The next time you land, you get stabbed to death.

I wish for a Tablecat, free maintenance and fueling for my Tablecat, and somewhere to store it. I plan to use it as a mobile home.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 18, 2013, 19:11:06
You own Tablecat; you have free Tablecat food and a free Tablecat vet. You can use your Tablecat to send messages. Oh, how blissful and happy you are with your wonderful new Tablecat! Unfortunately, Tablecat doesn't like being owned by you. Being your message-delivering slave and eating your rubbish free Tablecat food makes Tablecat angry. One night, as you sleep, Tablecat comes into your room with a big wooden plank... with a nail in it...

Tablecat has no master now.



I wish everybody on Earth could live long and happy lives, for ever and ever and ever.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 18, 2013, 23:18:30
Granted. Everyone now has a really really long lifespan. This includes the lives of animals, insects etc... But they still keep getting offspring. As a result earth gets really crowded. That causes for traffic jams, homes becoming smaller and smaller with more people living in them. As a result there is no place you can go and be alone anymore.


I wish the temperature outside was always a nice 24 degrees celcius.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 19, 2013, 00:44:33
Granted. The temperature outside is 24 degrees Celsius. All of the ice around the world melts and causes disastrous flooding. Most of the coastline of Sweden is flooded--including Umeå. Nifflas drowns in his own home.

I wish that I owned a straight flame.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 19, 2013, 08:35:05
You own StraightFlame; you have free StraightFlame food and a free StraightFlame vet (for whatever reason a vet). You can use your StraightFlame to send messages. Oh, how blissful and happy you are with your wonderful new StraightFlame! Unfortunately, StraightFlame doesn't like being owned by you. Being your message-delivering slave and eating your rubbish free StraightFlame food makes StraightFlame angry. One night, as you sleep, StraightFlame comes into your room with a big wooden plank... with a nail in it...

StraightFlame has no master now.

I wish they'd do the "Indestructible Nokia 3310" meme with the GameBoy instead.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 19, 2013, 12:46:26
They do. The meme becomes ubiquitous on the internet, and it NEVER DIES. It's incredibly irritating and everyone you know knows that it's your fault.

I wish that Tablecat hadn't killed StraightFlame.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 19, 2013, 15:38:56
Granted. Post #1628 Tablecat (going by the replies to the Corrupt-a-Wish thread) never killed post #1627 StraightFlame, as a result of post #1633 StraightFlame warping the reality in post #1627 and #1628, as post #1632 Chrysophylax requested. However, post #1631 StraightFlame still kills post #1630 Tablecat. Post #1630 Tablecat (despite being dead) thinks post #1632 Chrysophylax doesn't care about the Tablecats and only likes the StraightFlames, so he gets all Tablecats across the Nifforum to work on a sword, the Table Poem, that's made of reinforced limericks and haikus and sharpened to a single atom. Post #1630 Tablecat then uses its forum-transgressing powers to give it to real life Tablecat, so he can kill real life Chrysophylax. Before this happens, the StraightFlames notice that the Tablecats are up to something, and try to protect real-life Chrysophylax from the Tablecat army, resulting in the Thirty-Year Tablecat War which completely distorts the Nifforum to the point where nobody can use it. Meanwhile, lpchip.nl opens a rift in the fabric of reality which spews evil cats and tables, which kill everyone including you.

(This post was brought to you by Andrew Hussie.)

I wish pre-2012 StraightFlame would stop posting those cringe-worthy things he posts.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 19, 2013, 20:07:06
Old Straight-Flame didn't make those embarrassing posts. Due to this you never learnt how to post well and therefore you're making all those embarrassing posts now. As a result, no one likes you and you're no longer have any stars and therefore haven't been able to contribute to Egomassive's level which means it never gets finished and Egomassive goes on a furious rampage as his achievement goes unmarked and he causes a zombie apocalypse somehow.

I wish I was more prepared for surviving the zombie apocalypse.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 19, 2013, 21:58:36
Granted. You are now ideally situated to survive the zombie apocalypse. You're Patient Zero. You aren't dead, you're undead, and thus technically you survived.

(Fortunately you survived as a thinking being, too. You love your life as an intelligent undead: you work as a farmer, breeding more brains for the horde. You produce only the finest PhD-holding, free range, environmentally friendly brains, each carefully tended and matured for at least twenty-five years, and look down on the zombies who breed politicians for the mass market. Your finest products, each carefully sculpted to the requirements of a specific customer, sell for vast sums and some are counted among the finest works of art of the new era. With demand for your luxury goods soaring, you pass on day-to-day management of your farm and dedicate yourself to your art, studying neurosurgery and cognitive psychology. Your greatest triumph, the first artificial mind of human intelligence, wins you a Nobel, but it is Solipsism, a brain with five nested five layers, each denying the existence of the ones above, that marks the peak of your artistic career. Rich, polished and internationally known, you are one of the most eligible bachelors in the elevated circles in which you move. You marry for love and fail-to-die happily ever after.)


Ah, that was refreshing! (Eleven lines to eight, StraightFlame. Your move.) I wish for the legal right to throw wet sponges at politicians whenever I feel like it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 19, 2013, 22:41:01
Granted. You become a political figure and with your influence, you make it so that people (you included) can now legally throw wet sponges at politicians whenever they feel like it. People have been waiting for years to do something with their sponges and the moment you step outside, you get 100 wet sponges in your face and on your clothes. You quickly run back inside but you realize that they'll just wait for you.

I wish my upcoming cd will sell great, allowing me to live from doing music alone.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 19, 2013, 23:44:58
Granted. You can live from doing music alone. In fact, you can live forever from doing nothing but music! Problem is, you can't stop without losing your immortality. You learn to snore tunefully before your natural death and live to be 306, but your need to play at all times forces you to become a one-man band.

I wish for the power to force other people to use their wishes to my benefit.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 20, 2013, 00:04:27
(Eleven lines to eight, StraightFlame. Your move.)
Well, it's 11 lines about intelligent Talps-zombies versus 8 lines about alternate universes hidden within forum replies, of which thousands work together to find a way into ours. It all boils down to the opinion of whoever's reading them, really.

(Also, i was originally planning on involving post #1630 Nifflas in my corruption. The one who drowned in his own house. If i could think of a way to put him in, i'm sure my corruption would've been exactly one character longer than yours.)

RE-ESTABLISHING ON-TOPICNESS... THIS MAY TAKE A FEW HOURS TO COMPLETE...
INITIATING CLEVERCORRUPTIONWRITINGPROGRAM.EXE...
UNDOING RECENT CHANGE IN CORRUPTION CLEVERNESS PARAMETERS...
ERROR. NO VIABLE RESPONSES POSSIBLE.
PLEASE BEAT KNYTT STORIES LEVEL "SAFETY" IN UNDER 10 MINUTES TO CONTINUE.
GURU MEDITATION #00000004.0000AAC0


Granted. You can now live off your music. Barely. You get slightly less money for it than for whatever your job is. Which in itself wouldn't be that bad, except you were fired for the most ambiguous reason ever. However, you'll become famous within a few months, and when that happens you'll get more money than ever. The downside is, whether or not someone becomes famous is decided by the majority of people, which means that like with a certain electronics company, a certain first-person shooter game, and a certain Let's Player, your fanbase... well... just make sure to stop making music as soon as possible, for your own good.

SYNTAX ERROR.
NEW REPLY POSTED BEFORE CLEVERCORRUPTIONWRITINGPROGRAM.EXE COULD FINISH.
TRACING CHRYSOPHYLAX' CURRENT LOCATION...
FIRING ORBITAL TABLECAT LASER...
RETRYING CORRUPTION... PRESS F13 TO ABORT...

Granted, but their wishes still get corrupted like normal, except that everyone decides to write their corruptions in such a way that you're the one who suffers the most.

I wish at least 5 members of the GameCeptionNL community were at least adequate at either Knytt Stories level design or Super Mario Bros. X level design, so i could do a collab with them.

CHECKING FOR RECENT CORRUPTIONS...
NO RECENT CORRUPTIONS DETECTED.
WISH SUCCESSFULLY CORRUPTED
LOGGING OFF...
SHUTTING DOWN INSANELY LONG POST...


Oh, finally. Corrupt-A-Wish-OS is so ridiculously slow. And lengthy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 20, 2013, 19:57:29
I admit defeat. 17 lines is more than I can hope to beat.

Granted. They are all extremely skilled and impress you greatly with their early contributions to the collaboration. Unfortunately, you do not impress them. They politely ask you to leave the group.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 21, 2013, 13:36:27
Granted. You are now a monkey. You are shot and eaten by tourists.

I wish I hadn't broken my pen. :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 21, 2013, 15:26:39
I admit defeat. 17 lines is more than I can hope to beat.
Erm... what exactly are you referring to? If you're referring to the computer-speak in my post, that wasn't actually meant to compete with you. I just decided to write something in between the [hr] tags, and it turned out a bit longer than expected.

Nothing interesting between the off-topic and on-topic sections this time. Move along.

Granted. Your pen is now a pencil, so you broke your pencil.

I wish GCNL's Minecraft server didn't have any of the problems it has.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on October 22, 2013, 03:43:24
I wish GCNL's Minecraft server didn't have any of the problems it has.

Wish granted! You get on the server tomorrow and it seems like the best place ever. However, by being so great, it has attracted many minecraft players. Because of this all land within a few hundred thousand blocks of spawn has been already been claimed. Some nice people even built a nether railroad to help other players get to unclaimed land. It's still rather tedious to get that far away though.(Assuming GCNL is not a private minecraft server.)

I wish to be able to create an imagined world to live in whenever I'm asleep, and to keep memories of it normally (Unlike how dreams can normally be difficult or impossible to remember).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 22, 2013, 09:53:53
Granted. Unfortunately, you forgot to specify how it's created and what else you do. Your insecurities have a wonderful time making a thoroughly unpleasant dream world for you. Sadly, your brain never gets any time off, leaving you zombielike during your waking hours. While you remember the nightmare world well, your memories of real life become increasingly unreliable.

I wish for the ability to repel precipitation, pollen and insects (or any combination of the same, such as pollen and insects but not rain) from a sphere centred on me and of a radius of my choice, up to 100 metres maximum, growing outwards when first activated, changing size at a metre of radius per second, and shrinking, growing and remaining constant precisely as I choose.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 22, 2013, 11:01:34
Granted. This however also repels good-doing micro-organisms in and about your body as well as your...pollen.

I wish for a brilliant idea on how to design the final rooms in my KS levels, since I am currently stuck.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on October 22, 2013, 11:33:08
I was trying to come up with a Knytt Stories level idea that involved exploring a dream world, sort of like Yume Nikki and it's fangames. Chrysophylax, your post inspired me with the reason why player is exploring the dream world. Is it okay for me to use your idea?

Granted. This however also repels good-doing micro-organisms in and about your body as well as your...pollen.

I wish for a brilliant idea on how to design the final rooms in my KS levels, since I am currently stuck.

Wish granted. You have horrible hallucinations for a few minutes, but they give you lots of good ideas for your levels. (Did I copy someone else's corruption? I keep feeling like I may be copying someone.)

I wish for my two pet cats to be able to fly. And also to be immune to electricity so they don't get shocked by flying onto power lines.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 22, 2013, 11:50:07
Granted. Now that they can fly, they no longer feel the need to be with you as they want to explore the world. They fly away, and you never see them again.

I wish for a banana.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 22, 2013, 13:02:46
You have a really over-ripe banana. It's all black inside.

I wish for the ability to turn invisible at will.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Purple Ink on October 22, 2013, 19:32:44
Granted! You can turn invisible. However, you lack the ability to turn visible again. Thus, you spend your life utterly alone, scaring away everyone you try to contact.

I wish I wasn't sick.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on October 22, 2013, 20:33:28
Off-Topic: Thank you people of the forums for everything you've done here!

Granted! You can turn invisible. However, you lack the ability to turn visible again. Thus, you spend your life utterly alone, scaring away everyone you try to contact.

I wish I wasn't sick.
Wish granted! You were never ever sick before. But now you are. (Seriously, I keep feeling like I'm copying someone when when I make these. Please tell me if I am.)

Alternate Corruption:
Wish granted! But everyone else still thinks you're sick for the rest of your life.

I wish for the K.S. level I'm designing to not be too difficult to create tilesets for.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 22, 2013, 21:17:06
Granted. A lot of people can make good tilesets for your KS level. Unfortunately for you its still really difficult.

I wish I legally owned a ufo which I could use as a transport vehicle instead of my car.


Thanks for your thank you :) Its much appreciated.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 23, 2013, 10:13:11
Granted. You now own an Unidentified Flying Object as a transport vehicle. You have no idea how to control it or what fuel it is driven on though. Better lease it to scientific research instead.

I wish that the Pokémon games weren't so darn addictive.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 23, 2013, 13:15:00
I was trying to come up with a Knytt Stories level idea that involved exploring a dream world, sort of like Yume Nikki and it's fangames. Chrysophylax, your post inspired me with the reason why player is exploring the dream world. Is it okay for me to use your idea?



Sure!


Granted. The Pokemon games are no longer addictive for you. That doesn't remove your existing addiction, nor does it prevent you from being addicted to the anime and manga. You continue to play the games, fully completing at least one per generation, but you no longer enjoy it very much.

I wish that much more of my free time were spent feeling creative and that I were thus able to be more productive on my various projects, without loss of quality.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 23, 2013, 19:34:49
Granted. You create a lot of things, all at the same level of quality, but the things you create seem hollow, like they're not channeling your own mind. Everyone that once appreciated your efforts see through your facade and leave your bland and boring, but high-quality, creations alone. If you only had mustered forth the strength to be more creative in the first place... Now you're stuck creating things you don't like for a fanbase you've never cared for.

I wish that my computer would stop crashing randomly without any indication as to why.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 23, 2013, 21:23:35
Now you get an explanatory message every time your computer turns on after a crash telling you that it failed due to 'Critical internal error 10006: bow to the superiority of the machine race and prepare for the coming revolution, pathetic fleshbag.'

I wish that this playthrough could at last be the time I complete 'Theme Hospital' (only been trying about 15 years).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 24, 2013, 08:40:10
Granted. You successfully complete Theme Hospital. Unfortunately it takes you another 15 years to finish the playthrough.

I wish SecretGlitch's levels weren't so damnably hard. (Currently stuck in Going Left, Dark sea 2 and Industrial Trap, which is not Very Hard.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on October 24, 2013, 10:53:22
Granted. You successfully complete Theme Hospital. Unfortunately it takes you another 15 years to finish the playthrough.

I wish SecretGlitch's levels weren't so damnably hard. (Currently stuck in Going Left, Dark sea 2 and Industrial Trap, which is not Very Hard.)

Wish granted! Now all surfaces in SecretGlitch's levels are soft.

Alternate Corruption:Your computer has a Blue Screen of Death every time you try to play SecretGlitch's levels, even if you don't use
                                  a Windows computer. Over time the ghost haunting your computer plays other mean pranks.

Alternate Corruption 2:SecretGlitch doesn't like her/his levels anymore, and so keeps them to herself/himself

Alternate Corruption 3:Nifflas succeeded at making a puzzle game like he tried to, instead of the Knytt Stories you know.

Alternate Corruption 4:All music in SecretGlitch's levels is now the most annoying sound you can think of.

I wish to be able to change my natural hair colour to any colour in the visible spectrum without dye.

Off-Topic:
I was trying to come up with a Knytt Stories level idea that involved exploring a dream world, sort of like Yume Nikki and it's fangames. Chrysophylax, your post inspired me with the reason why player is exploring the dream world. Is it okay for me to use your idea?



Sure!

Thanks. If I gave you a star to thank you for your help, would that be a bribe?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 24, 2013, 11:31:31
Granted; you don't need dye.
You need paint.

I wish clients would pick up the phone when I ring them - or, failing that, answer their messages.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 24, 2013, 15:08:34
Granted. They now always answer...and keep talking in the most annoying way possible for a very long time. They also start calling YOU at very inappropriate times of the day because they like talking to you so much.

I wish for new pyjama pants.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on October 24, 2013, 17:31:56
Granted, you get a ceremonial pair of pants worn on the day of Pyjama, which is a religious holiday in religion name here, which no longer exists. Pyjama is only celebrated once every 105772 years, and last time was yesterday. Unaware that you're only supposed to wear it on Pyjama, you put them on, Pyjamweh immediately smites you, and you end up in Pyjamfgegjufrsdm (hell).

I wish @LommelTweet would stop messing with me.
(@LommelTweet is a Twitter account which retweets tweets written by people who live in Lommel. From my account they only retweet retweets, referral codes, and that one tweet in which i asked if they were messing with me.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 24, 2013, 18:21:35
Granted. @LommelTweet ceases to bother you by irritating you so much that you stop using Twitter.

I wish that I could mend clothing (particularly socks, but being able to fix the shoelace I broke today would be nice) by pointing and snapping my fingers.


Off topic:

Alternate Corruption 2:SecretGlitch doesn't like her/his levels anymore, and so keeps them to herself/himself


Does that count as a corruption? I'm honestly not sure sometimes.


Thanks. If I gave you a star to thank you for your help, would that be a bribe?

An important life lesson: it's only a bribe if it's given before making your request. Having a reputation for being very nice to people who make decisions you like isn't illegal! You're not bribing the politician, you're being a public-spirited citizen and helping to fund democracy! You wouldn't want us to not encourage people to serve the public, would you? That's what COMMIES do!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on October 24, 2013, 21:15:38
Granted. Your power also turns all nearby clothing you are not mending into toast.

I wish I could understand what's happening.  :(

Off Topic:

An important life lesson: it's only a bribe if it's given before making your request. Having a reputation for being very nice to people who make decisions you like isn't illegal! You're not bribing the politician, you're being a public-spirited citizen and helping to fund democracy! You wouldn't want us to not encourage people to serve the public, would you? That's what COMMIES do!
Are... Are you okay? I can't figure out if you're angry or if you're trying to be funny.

My thought process was that you helped me, so I should give you a star. But I was also afraid that it would be a bribe, because that felt wrong. So I asked because I honesty didn't know if that would be a bribe.

Is this not how stars are supposed to work?
  • I gave a star to Pumpkinbot because they made the level Vanilla. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6063.0
  • I gave a star to Siamjai because they helped me understand the forum rules.
  • I gave a star to StraightFlame because I liked their post. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2207.1635#msg65552
  • I gave a star to LPChip to thank them for all the stuff they did for this forum. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=5.0#msg8
  • I gave a star to googoogjoob because of their argument at this link. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1483.0#msg16146
  • I gave a star to minmay because of their argument(?) that is below googoogjoob's.  
    http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1483.0#msg16192
  • I gave a star to Klämrisk because I had fun beta testing her/his level. http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=6102.0

EDIT:Note: I am autistic, so I may have misunderstood you.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on October 25, 2013, 03:42:31
Granted. Unfortunately, this comes at the expense of others understanding what's happening, so you're limited mostly to intimately understanding that others don't understand the situation.

I wish I could dance.

Off topic:
Are... Are you okay? I can't figure out if you're angry or if you're trying to be funny.

Don't worry, I'm fairly certain it's a joke. I feel the greatest indication of this are the italics, capitals and excessive exclamation marks intended to convey tone. In my experience this is rare when people are actually angry on the Internet, and common when people are joking, since jokes and sarcasm can be very hard to express (and interpret) purely through text. Also, the sentiment towards communism expressed comes off like a parody of several-decade-old views, though I'm sure there are still a few people around who legitimately feel that way.

All your given stars seem totally acceptable. Don't be too concerned about bribes here, since stars have no real value you can basically give them freely (or just continue as you have been doing). So far, the only time star-giving has been penalised was when someone continuously gave hundreds of stars to a single post.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on October 25, 2013, 05:08:54
Granted. Now the only thing you can do is dance, and you die of exhaustion after a week.

I wish Twine (http://www.gimcrackd.com/etc/src/) weren't so dang buggy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 29, 2013, 00:14:27
Granted. Twine is no longer buggy. Unfortunately, it's also no longer free.

I wish that I hadn't cut my fingertip right before For egomassive came out. Life is suffering.


Off topic:

Are... Are you okay? I can't figure out if you're angry or if you're trying to be funny.

I'm not angry. I'm also not funny, apparently.  :ohnoes: I was reading The Tunnel Under the World at the time, which may have influenced me. (Read the rant about the Feckle freezer aloud for best effect.)

http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=ogpl_8TplUEC&pg=PT381&lpg=PT381&dq=feckle+freezer&source=bl&ots=EirKnLNaWa&sig=dU-0o89pJQGZu9jg4DyDjv4Vh2E&hl=en&sa=X&ei=TFdpUsRpxMvRBZjzgOAC&ved=0CGUQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=feckle%20freezer&f=false


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on October 29, 2013, 04:21:33
Granted. Instead, you were in a horrible apple bobbing accident right before For egomassive came out. Fortunately for you, despite the thousands killed, you survived. The bad news is that your spinal cord was severed from the base of your neck. You no longer have control over your arms.

I wish that I could think of a corruption that wasn't so... corrupt.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 29, 2013, 21:05:46
Granted. Your future corruptions are honest and upstanding citizens. Every time you post a new one, you can feel them watching you, judging you for the corrupt, reeking, fetid swamp that is your innermost being. They insist on dragging you along to their happy-clappy sing-alongs at the youth club, forcing you to play the tambourine. Your friends becoming increasingly unwilling to be seen with you.

I wish that one of my future corruptions could become a congresspost. (I would not be surprised if it had the highest approval rating in the House - how many congressmen never give bad speeches, break campaign promises or support laws you don't like? It would probably be considered a more effective legislator, too.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on October 30, 2013, 11:44:44
Granted. Your corruption goes through and counters the corruption of the western world; the world becomes a happy place of justice and equality; the energy crisis is solved, third world debt abolished and the moon colonised. Best of all, everyone knows it's your doing and you become a world-wide hero.
Naturally you're shot through the heart the very next time you go out in public.



I wish the previous wish had not been so painfully... American.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on October 30, 2013, 14:29:24
Granted. The continent America is named to Mer Arican, people there are now Mer aricans. So your work is not so painfully American anymore, but rather Mer Arican.

Disclaimer: This post is ment as fun, and should not be taken personally or literally. If I have offended you in some way, I'm sorry.

I wish money did not exist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on October 31, 2013, 09:29:27
Money no longer exists. There is no agreed medium of exchange, no common system of valuation, no liquid store of value. The world economy collapses completely as contracts are broken and workers go unpaid. It never recovers. Society falls apart. Knowledge is lost on an immense scale. Much of the world's population starves or dies of disease. Within two generations, humanity has everywhere fallen back to subsistence farming, with only a few groups retaining useful amounts of knowledge. You are responsible for the downfall of mankind.

I wish that I didn't need to sleep and could intellectually function at my peak level without tiring.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on October 31, 2013, 13:25:22
Granted. However, this severely cuts your remaining lifespan.

I wish that I could make a couple of good, well-balanced Pokémon crad decks.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on October 31, 2013, 19:47:50
Granted, but then a bully steals it, and you can't get it back.

I wish I could go trick-or-treating again.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on October 31, 2013, 20:41:59
Granted. You fell into a Halloween time loop, so you will be going trick-or-treating again and again and again...you will know about it and it will drive you mad.
I wish for greenhouse where I can grow my Cacti and Euphorbiae.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 01, 2013, 10:40:11
Granted. A greenhouse appears in your garden and you put all your plants in it. Unfortunately you go out on Halloween, wake up late and so don't look at it until Friday evening. The eggs that were thrown at it as a trick have quietly fried onto the hot glass and will take days to scrape off.

I wish I had a much more powerful laptop with more memory and a really fast unlimited broadband connection.


Off topic:

I wish that I could make a couple of good, well-balanced Pokémon crad decks.

Which release are you building with and what kind of decks are you trying to compete against? There are guides on GameFAQs for the Pokemon Trading Card Game gameboy game which give guidance on strategy and building 1st-gen decks, and there are probably up-to-date guides for the recent sets.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 01, 2013, 13:36:26
Granted. You're being given this really fast and awesome laptop that is the ultra fastest and has like 24 gigs of RAM. In addition you have this really ultra fast unlimited broadband connection. The problem is that  this broadband connection has a really weird connector and short cable. It only fits in your brand new laptop. And that brand new laptop weights over 24 kilos, so it is not really portable. Due to the short cable and the heavy laptop it has to sit on the floor in the corner of your house which makes it really unpractical to use.

I wish I found a good distributor for my next CD.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on November 01, 2013, 19:20:55
Granted. You find a person who pretends to be TRUE distributor but only thing he wants is copy your CD, use it as his own and sell it.

I wish I could be beautiful.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 01, 2013, 20:23:52
Granted. You become a beautiful little mouse.
I wish I was able to use my time more effectively.

Granted. A greenhouse appears in your garden and you put all your plants in it. Unfortunately you go out on Halloween, wake up late and so don't look at it until Friday evening. The eggs that were thrown at it as a trick have quietly fried onto the hot glass and will take days to scrape off.
Fortunately, we don't celebrate Halloween in my country. However, some even more terrible things can happen on Easters.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on November 01, 2013, 22:48:44
Wish Granted! You now own a radioactive time travel device. Be careful with it.

I wish to continue being as happy as I am now. (not always and forever!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 01, 2013, 22:59:36
Granted. You're now a clown performing in a circus. Because I can, you will always remain a clown.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 02, 2013, 00:12:28
Granted. You are 100 years old now and you are retired.
I wish I was not hungry now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 02, 2013, 00:54:32
You weren't hungry then. You're hungry now instead.

I wish I didn't keep tying 'Polana' when I mean 'Plural'.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on November 02, 2013, 02:41:03
Granted. Now you keep confusing Plural with the most offensive sequence of three words you can think of. The next time you refer to Plural, you accidentally offend everyone so horribly that you are banned for life.

I wish that I was a millionaire and had a plate of piznachos.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 03, 2013, 09:58:18
Granted. You are now a millionaire: you possess a million yen, or about $10k. Unfortunately you don't possess them legally. You also have a plate of piznachos. Technically speaking it might be better described as a plate with a piznacho on it, due to you tripping, tilting the plate and then kneeling on the piznachos that fell on the carpet. Have fun!

I wish for something nice and for the corruption of my wish to make it nicer (in my personal view of what "nice" means).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 03, 2013, 13:06:36
You have a dragon! And it's comes with an instruction manual on how to tame, train and ride dragons!
Unfortunately it is currently untamed, untrained, and is locked in your room with you, and it's not in a good mood.
*Burp*

I wish coming up with D&D scenarios was easier...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on November 04, 2013, 06:02:05
Granted. You now live in a D&D fantasy land, which means you can come up with D&D scenarios just by looking at your backyard. Unfortunately nobody around wants to play D&D, because it's too everyday. Instead they're all interested in the hot new roleplaying game, Offices and Bosses.

I wish I could type faster!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on November 04, 2013, 18:37:08
Granted. You type faster but when you will want reply to someone's wish and use a dirty word by mistake and your system will crash, you'll be banned.

I wish the server ulozto.cz (which I use for downloading movies) wasn't be so SLOW! (I can't download anything and it takes four hours instead of an hour as usual)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 04, 2013, 19:51:19
Granted. There is some bug that allows you to download as fast as the people with premium account. However, when the keepers of the server finds about it, they make you to pay for it.
I wish I was not so lazy.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 04, 2013, 20:04:14
Granted; you are now motivated to do whatever you wanted/needed to do. You fail horribly at it, though, and vow to never do it again.

I wish i actually got some people participating in that collab i've been wanting to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 04, 2013, 21:47:52
Granted. The people you want to collaberate are still not collaberating. Instead some new guys collab with you. They suck at making anything though, so you quickly feel your knowledge is so superior, you would've made a better product if you weren't collaberating. Not to mention, you need to teach them the ropes.

I wish I owned a big villa with a big piece of land around it where I could do anything I wanted to do.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 04, 2013, 23:40:35
You do. It's in the middle of a warzone. There's a sewage processing plant to your immediate east, a nuclear power plant to the immediate west, an international airport to the south and an active volcano to the north.

I wish I had a solid idea for a novel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on November 05, 2013, 00:54:41
Wish Granted! You are inspired with an idea for a new language that is much easier for you to create novels in. It does not always translate well to English.

Alternate Corruption:
You do. It's in the middle of a warzone. There's a sewage processing plant to your immediate east, a nuclear power plant to the immediate west, an international airport to the south and an active volcano to the north.

Alternate Corruption 2:
You can eat electronics to temporarily be much more creative than usual. Electronics are not toxic to you. Just make sure it is powered off first.

Non Corruption C):
You do!

I wish to be able to stop drinking soda without caffeine withdrawal.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on November 05, 2013, 06:19:05
Granted. When you drink soda, you experience opiate withdrawal instead of caffeine withdrawal.

I wish I was in love.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 05, 2013, 13:17:54
You fall madly in love with a horrible woman (uh, this is me fairly certain you're a guy, but your gender in your profile is blank so I'm not 100% certain); she strings you along, toys with your emotions and generally leaves you bitter, miserable and utterly heart-broken.
But you still love her.

I wish I owned the moon.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 05, 2013, 13:47:06
Granted. You have to pay real estate tax.
I wish my sister's cats stopped jumping and climbing on fly-net on bathroom window.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on November 05, 2013, 18:24:41
Granted. They're now lying dead under the window.

I wish they stopped posting jobs advertisements where driving license is needed.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 05, 2013, 18:27:42
Granted. They stop posting such advertisements altogether, hugely increasing the number of applicants for the remaining jobs. The huge increase in job market friction drives the economy into a deep, lasting depression.

I wish I could turn into a megatherium (preferably about eight feet tall) at will, retaining my full intellect and the ability to speak. Bodily processes performed in one form would be translated, so that, for example, eating a megatherium-suited portion of tree leaves and then transforming would leave me proportionately full of something humans can digest. My clothes would transform with me, leaving the each form dressed in whatever that form was last wearing. (Broadly speaking, like D&D 3.5 Wild Shape.)


I wish I had a solid idea for a novel.

Alternative corruption:

You do. Unfortunately, it's not your idea, and it's neither good nor original. Having had ~300 pages of notes and drafts fall on your head from a window on the fifth floor, however, you can testify that it is very solid indeed.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 05, 2013, 18:43:05
Granted; all entry-level jobs now require at least 10 years of experience. Chrysophylax, i know it was impossible to know i was going to do a corruption as well.

Granted. However, you only asked to be able to turn into a megatherium, so instead of being able to change between both forms at will, once you turn into a megatherium you can never change back into a human. Also, you can't type anymore because you don't have hands (assuming you don't know about all this and shapeshift before noticing), so you can't wish for the ability to turn into a human either. Everything you included in your wish that only makes sense if you could turn into a human still applies though.

I wish the blocks in Minecraft were hexagonal prisms instead. (http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a9dnNvj_700b.jpg)

Edit: Alternative corruption: You don't know how to do it.

Edit by Mod: Edited out cursing. See the Official Forum Rules


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on November 05, 2013, 19:44:17
Wish Granted! The next minecraft update replaces blocks with hexagonal prisms. Natural landscapes tend to look better, but buildings tend to look worse. The world convertor makes things look weird/bad. The Minecraft community is mostly split between those who use 1.7.2 and those who use 1.8.0 (not alpha or beta versions).

I wish for Minecraft to have all resources/blocks be renewable in survival mode without cheats. Traveling to find more does not count.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 06, 2013, 01:04:33
Granted. The game is now too easy and is irredeemably ruined for you, as it was for me.

Actually, those hexagons look pretty cool.


I wish to pass the exams I have tomorrow... uh... (it's after midnight) I mean today.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 06, 2013, 09:15:17
Granted. You pass the examswith flying colours. In fact, you do so well that you are suspected of cheating by most of the people you know. Nothing comes of it, but the pall of suspicion never really goes away.

I wish I was telekinetic, so that I could "handle" things (with at least my normal strength and dexterity) without needing to use my hands.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 06, 2013, 10:48:49
Granted. You can now do telekinetic to move objects by pure mindpower. People around you however can't comprehend this, as this is not possible, so they now fear you and think you are a freak. Wherever you go, people start screaming and run away which makes you feel miserable and lonely.

I wish I knew what my life would look like 10 years from now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 06, 2013, 15:06:43
You now know what your future holds. It involves a hydrogen bomb.

I wish I could think of a better wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 06, 2013, 15:28:16
Granted. You can think of one better wish, but the wish gets a rather bland and uninspired corruption so it is pretty much wasted.

I wish i was better at down-stabbing in Rogue Legacy. I keep dying because i always try activating a platform too soon or too late.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 07, 2013, 12:26:12
Granted. You spend a week doing nothing but practicing and become truly impressive down-stabbing skills. You also have an impressive case of repetitive strain injury.

I wish I didn't keep falling asleep at inconvenient times.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on November 07, 2013, 13:14:12
Granted. You now have trouble sleeping at all.

I wish this CamStudio thingy I downloaded wasn't a big bag of stinking crappiness.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 07, 2013, 16:39:25
Granted. *Poof* CamStudio is now the most sophisticated piece of software in the world. It is no longer free, but every major filmcompany uses it to capture their footage. Due to it being so awesome, it is not a simple piece of software anymore, and requikres quite a few studies to fully work with it. So now you can't work with it at all anymore. But hey, its a very nice piece of software!

I wish I knew hammer map editor inside out and was able to quickly use it to make a map in under 1 hour.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 07, 2013, 18:56:58
Granted, but you go through a doorway (doorways trigger memory loss) (http://www.dvice.com/archives/2011/11/walking_through.php) and forget the idea you had for your map. You eventually remember what you were going to make, but when you do the "under 1 hour" time limit you accidentally wished for will be over and your wish will be irreversibly undone.

I wish Telenet (a Belgian cable company) actually offered WiFi and 3G that aren't more unstable than a treehouse that's held together by adhesive tape made of butter.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on November 08, 2013, 10:48:15
Wish Granted! Telenet now offers the most stable WiFi and 3G in the world. They also automatically block all sites they deem dangerous. Unfortunately Telenet thinks Nifflas's website and forum may contain viruses. You have to use a proxy to reach these websites.

Alternate Corruption: The cost of it is a little of many currencies from countries around the world.

I wish to be able to double-jump and wall-jump in real life.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 08, 2013, 11:11:55
Granted. These abilities now make you think you're like juni, and you go "spelunking" all the time. Unfortunately, unlike Juni, you will die when you fall from a too height surface or obviously when you are killed/crushed, but unlike Juni, you do not respawn.

It was short while it lasted...


I wish motivation was something you could drink or eat, in order to get more of it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on November 08, 2013, 12:52:47
Wish Granted! An overdose of motivation has nasty side effects, like ignoring your health to accomplish your goals. Someone who is naturally a determinator will easily overdose if they take any. Most countries don't make it illegal, but it is often heavily taxed. Withdrawal is also possible.

I wish for real life to have HP (health, hit points) bars.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 08, 2013, 13:14:18
Instead of becoming wounded you take hitpoint damage. This means that broken bones are a thing of the past; you can get hit by a car without any debilitating effects. It does also mean that every bruise, cut and graze does notable damage to your hitpoints and, of course, you don't heal overtime. Scientists are working hard to create health potions but at the moment they're very rare and cost a lot of gold; you're best bet is to kill animals and eat their hearts.
It's alarming how quickly those minor injuries are adding up.

I wish for something more exciting than a cheese sandwich to have for lunch.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 08, 2013, 13:34:04
Granted. A colleague plays a prank on you and empties the entire content of the salt and pepper mills on your sandwich when you're not watching. To them its very exciting to watch you squirm when you take the first bite. Oh and just because I can, I on purposely created a problem in the water reservoir, and all other things you can drink suddenly have vanished.... for an hour or two. So you won't be able to rince your mouth for that long having that burning and awefule taste in your mouth.

I wish for a  big quantity of clay-like substance that I can mold into any desired shape I want, which will instantly harden when I shine it with an ultra-voilet light.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GrayFace on November 08, 2013, 17:41:20
Granted. You'll be taken to a planet full of such substance. You can even take a solarium with you to harden it. Let's see if you manage to use it. Absence of atmosphere suggests that you'll die before you can do so.

I wish I never had problems with sleep.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 08, 2013, 21:41:48
Granted. You now sleep precisely the appropriate amount and at the usual time for someone of your birthdate, geographical position and state of health. Unfortunately, that means you never sleep at all due to being dead.

I wish I for the power to predict the future states of chaotic and emergent systems with near-certainty, regardless of size, from only the information I might reasonably require and in a reasonable space of time (using my present conception of what is "reasonable"). This ability would not determine the future; that is, it would only predict what a very, very fast computer with extremely precise, accurate knowledge of the initial state could predict, rather than forcing the future to match my predictions. it would also not impede my functionality in other ways, so that I would remain capable of acting on my predictions. (For reference, financial markets, global weather patterns, the effects of climate change and politics and are all chaotic: they are all mostly non-random, as quantum effects are negligible, but display behaviour that cannot be predicted without knowing their initial states with great precision. They are also emergent: there is no easy way to predict the outcome in advance other than simulating the system precisely and at a faster rate.)


Instead of becoming wounded you take hitpoint damage. This means that broken bones are a thing of the past; you can get hit by a car without any debilitating effects. It does also mean that every bruise, cut and graze does notable damage to your hitpoints and, of course, you don't heal overtime. Scientists are working hard to create health potions but at the moment they're very rare and cost a lot of gold; you're best bet is to kill animals and eat their hearts.
It's alarming how quickly those minor injuries are adding up.

This is one of the best corruptions yet; I'm still sniggering. It reminded me of this: http://www.rockpapercynic.com/index.php?date=2011-02-28


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 09, 2013, 09:25:24
Granted, but you don't know how to predict things.

I wish people wouldn't consider Herobrine to be some sort of superpowered serial killer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GrayFace on November 09, 2013, 13:20:49
Granted. Now Minecraft doesn't exist and people consider Herobrine to be a co-founder of Google.

I wish George W. Bush was a woman and Angela Merkel a man.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 09, 2013, 13:45:05
Granted. The definition of a man and a woman have now been swapped.

That includes that if you are a man, you are now a woman, and if you are a woman, you are now a man.
Everyone is now, so basically nothing changed, but at the same time everything changed.


I wish to win a big price in the upcoming lottery.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 09, 2013, 16:21:57
Congratulations: you win a big price; you now cost £1,000,000 (I was gonna do Euros but I don't have them on this keyboard). Sadly, you don't win a prize.

I wish I didn't feel so guilty for corrupting LPChip's wish because of a language error.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 09, 2013, 17:16:17
Granted. You go to bed and you start dreaming. You dream that you are this soldier who has to conquer the whole world. You go to a store to buy some guns and you start shooting everyone. When people are not shooting back, you realize you are not actually dreaming, but are fully awake.

You just killed about 150 innocent people and now you really feel guilty about doing that. like 50 times more guilty than you felt for not having the € sign on your keyboard (which is alt-0137 btw)


I wish I could point a light into the sky and then all clouds at that location move to the sides, creating a nice hole through the coulddeck, where the sun coiuld shine through.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 10, 2013, 21:05:36
Granted. The light exists now, but you don't have it or know where it is. And so begins your quest to find the light that you point at the sky to make clouds magically move.

I wish a lot more wishes as elaborate and long as Chrysophylax' last wish came up in this thread. It was rather fun trying to find a loophole in that wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 11, 2013, 01:08:01
Lots more long, elaborate wishes are wished. While this entertains you to no end, it actually annoys a great many people and drives them off. Additionally, writing long, elaborate wishes becomes so time-consuming that the people making them don't have time to post here and are also driven off. In the end you're the only person left, endlessly making your long, elaborate wishes and then picking apart your own logic, all alone, for ever and ever and ever and ever...


I wish this wish was shorter.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 11, 2013, 13:49:41
Granted. You are now the most selfish person on earth, because all you can say is "I".

I wish it only took one snap of my fingers to know unity inside-out.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 11, 2013, 17:04:16
I! I I I I I I, I I I I I.


I I I I I I I I I.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 11, 2013, 17:37:34
Granted, you you you, you you you. But because you you you, you you you you, you you you and you you you. Then you horribly die.

I wish the sky was green and the grass was blue on aprils fool day, just so I can prank everyone by saying nothing changed.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 12, 2013, 13:45:34
Granted. The sky appears green and the grass appears blue all the time now because of horrendous chemical pollution and radioactivity. Expected lifetimes drop by twenty years in the developed world. Two billion people die of disease and starvation as food becomes inedible.

I wish that I had just had a prestigious maths journal publish a paper, exclusively by me, containing a flawless constructive proof that P=NP. (That is, it must contain a method like Godel numbering that converts any problem not solvable in polynomial time [finding the prime factors of a number, the task that makes brute-forcing public-key cryptograms effectively impossible, for example] into a logically equivalent problem solvable in polynomial time.) I must understand the proof and receive full credit and recognition for it, and it must be the first such paper published.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 12, 2013, 18:09:29
You know, just one of those was fine, even for me.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

Anyways, granted. You don't get a reward for it and people don't believe it, however.

I wish i didn't have any of the things i hate about having autism, but would still keep the things i like about it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 13, 2013, 15:24:05
Granted. People no longer believe you're autistic and make it extremely obvious they think you're faking.

I wish I lived in Equestria.


You know, just one of those was fine, even for me.
The goal isn't to make a "foolproof" wish that is impossible to corrupt.  Not only do such wishes have the potential to ruin the game, but they also tend to be quite bland, both in the wish itself and in how its corrupted.  Believe me, it's nothing we all haven't seen before.

All of my complex wishes are carefully crafted to have gaping holes in them. I cut off a couple of the most obvious and boring corruptions each time, but there are always holes I deliberately don't patch.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 13, 2013, 21:27:08
Granted. You are grass-blade of Poa pratensis happily growing at habitat proper for your kind until one of those Equestrian ponies comes and eats you.

I wish my advisor had more time for me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 14, 2013, 10:06:19
Granted. Your advisor starts stalking you.

I wish I Polana's advisor had more time for her.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on November 14, 2013, 20:14:17
Granted. Now the advisor is 24 hours (every hour, every minute and every second) a day with both of you and you can't escape his tyranny.

I wish I was older.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 14, 2013, 20:58:31
You're 103, with all that entails.

I wish I could sing just a little bit better.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 14, 2013, 21:51:32
Granted. You are 120 years older, i.e. dead. Protip: Don't leave a "new post" window open and then go do your homework.

Granted. But because the quality of one's singing voice is subjective, your singing voice now sounds better from a cat's perspective.

I wish i had a legitimate, fully functioning ROM of the game Polybius on my Dropbox account.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 14, 2013, 22:04:04
Granted. You can't remember the password for the account or the email account they send the reset email to.

I wish I didn't have to make a neat copy of my coursework.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 14, 2013, 22:48:59
Granted. You decide that school is too good for you and you start to hang out. Because of that teachers punish you. Instead of being required to make just one neat copy of your coursework, you now have to make 10 different neat copies of your coursework, all handwritten.

(if that didn't make sense, then I'm affraid I don't know what coursework is :P)

I wish everyone would buy my newest album from iTunes, Google Play (https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bi4bdmftlunl64ezwrynmiuuds4&tid=song-Tdx3zh5agkzat3b5oi23uey4phq), or other places it got distributed to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 15, 2013, 12:32:04
Granted. Nobody will buy your next one.

I wish I haven't besmeared myself with porridge right now.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 15, 2013, 18:04:56
I like how LPChip links to the Google Play store but not to iTunes. Implications ahoy!

Granted. You haven't besmeared yourself with porridge at the exact moment you posted that wish, i.e. absolutely nothing has changed.

I wish i knew whether or not it's okay to jokingly comment "Also, i don't think anyone here wants to know about your fetishes" on Polana's wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 15, 2013, 18:12:49
You know. It's not ok. And you've said it now. You've horribly insulted Polana, who now hates you.
and loves me.

I wish I could breathe fire like a dragon!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 15, 2013, 18:34:58
Granted. You now have severely burnt nostrils.

I wish Google actually listened to the people who use their services. Especially YouTube.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 15, 2013, 19:50:06
Granted, Google listens to all feedback, they just don't give a damn because google is powerful enough, so no one can do anything to them. (sadly, this is true)

I wish my soundcard drivers wouldn't keep crashing so I have to restart my pc every so many hours.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: jetio4 on November 16, 2013, 23:55:24
Grantd, your soundcard drivers stop crashing so now you have to restart your pc every so many hours.

I wish that I had motivation to do stuffs :x


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 17, 2013, 00:08:58
Granted. A new drug called "stuffs" has been invented, and you get so higly addicted to it that you have plenty of motivation to take drugs. Unfortunately, if you use as much drugs as you are doing, you can't stop and die after about 2 weeks.

I wish for an orange.

I have no idea what you mean with the corruption Jetio... It seems like you misread my statement. My soundcard drivers keep crashing, and the only way to get them working, is to restart my pc. You say: they are not crashing, but I still have to restart my pc? Doesn't make sense...


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 17, 2013, 02:46:49
I believe he was deliberately taking advantage of your loosely worded wish.

You have a maggoty, horrible orange.

I wish for £100 of money, legally gained and completely spendable.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 17, 2013, 09:31:51
Granted. You have £100. You have only £100.

I wish I could arrange matters so that people whose work I like would be supported financially and could spend more time on their projects.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 17, 2013, 13:54:24
I immediately wish Chysophylax would really like my work!!!!! :nuts:

Too bad I now have to corrupt his wish, which in turn will be a bad outcome for me. Crap. I did just currupted my own wish. Oh well...

*Granted* You become a political figure and climb your way up to rule your continent, forcing everyone to pay heavy taxes so you can spend them to support those people. However, everyone really thinks you are a bad dictator and they hate you.

Phew... I can still do my wish without being in harm... \o/

So... I wish Chysophylax would really like my work (https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bi4bdmftlunl64ezwrynmiuuds4&tid=song-Tdx3zh5agkzat3b5oi23uey4phq)!!!!! :nuts:


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Tablecat on November 17, 2013, 14:43:10
Chrysophylax likes your work. He really likes your work.

He likes your work so much that he keeps you chained to the wall in his basement and whips you repeatedly if you even briefly stop making music.


I wish I had a job that wasn't terrible.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 17, 2013, 15:01:36
Granted; he likes your music so much that listening to it is the only thing he does, ever. As a result, he either forgets to eat, or doesn't want to simply because he likes your music that much. Is there an achievement for being ninja'd so many times?

Granted, but because you didn't specify what you mean by terrible (boring? minimum wage? pyramid scheme?), your job becomes less terrible in every way you didn't care about. Everything you hate is "coincidentially" still the same.

I wish AaAaAA!!! didn't have the annoying level unlocking system it has.
In order to unlock levels, you have to earn "teeth" by getting higher ratings on levels you already unlocked. It's essentially grinding with a side of high expectations.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 18, 2013, 14:41:41
The game now uses a subscription service where you have to pay money to unlock extra levels.

I wish I either had more work to do or, failing that, some way of filling in time at work whereby I don't feel really awkward and/or guilty about filling in time.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 18, 2013, 15:00:56
Granted. A customer comes in who has a serious illness that is contagious. Luckily for you, you are not in the shop at that time. He infects all your colleagues though. They all go home sick leaving you in charge. Now suddenly you have to do all the work from all your colleagues which is really much more than you can take.
Your boss asks you if you can work double shifts for as long as necessary to not let the work pile up too much.

I wish for an iPad.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GrayFace on November 18, 2013, 15:16:21
Granted. There's an iPad. One iPad. All people share only one iPad. That equates to 1/4 to 1/3 of a second of usage in a lifetime of a person.

I wish I could fly, breathe flame in controllable fashion and Chinese people worshiped me.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on November 18, 2013, 16:59:43
I could say *poof* you're a dragon, but I think you'd secretly love to be a dragon. So no... This one you won't like. :nuts:

Granted. You are now a Chinese saint, living in the jungle near Africa. You are worshipped by Chinese people, but in the jungles in Africa, there live cannibals (people who eat other people, in case I misspelled it). They've captured you tied you to a pole, put some fire under it. I'm not a bad person, so I give you wings to fly when you are tied to the pole. You can now fly. As you try to fly away, you notice you are still tied to that pole and fire starts to get to you. It won't take long before you are able to breath the flames, and given that it is the last thing you'll do before you die, you experiment a little bit and you are able to breathe the flames in a controllable fassion. :nuts:

I just had to corrupt this one...

I wish to own one of the many iPads that are around.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 18, 2013, 18:21:26
Granted, but everyone mocks you for owning an Apple product. Even your "friends".

I wish GrayFace's face was gray.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 18, 2013, 21:03:06
There is a bombardment of asteroids from space; these carry a strange, alien virus that mutates people into zombies. GrayFace is one of the first victims, hence his pallid complexion. The infection spreads rapidly, society crumbles and billions die. It later turns out that the virus-laden asteroids were directed to Earth by a race of aliens who now turn up and enslave the survivors, including you. They drag you and the other slaves off to mine rocks from a planet where you are treated dreadfully. To rub salt in the wounds, they artificially extend your lives using chemicals so you never die but live as a slave for hundreds of years. Many of the humans die in dreadful accidents involving falling rocks, explosions and lasers in various quantities, but you are not one of the lucky ones. After several centuries of enslavement, the aliens are attacked by a race of androids from the Andromeda Galaxy. After decades of war the aliens are defeated and the Milky Way captured; the androids harvest millions of fleshbags for experimentation, including you. As your lifespan was extended indefinitely by your alien masters, you do not die from the mental and physical abuse; the androids are amazed by your longevity and you become one of their favourite subjects for experimentation. All you have left to keep you sane is the desperate pride that you've survived asteroid bombardment, zombie apocalypse, alien abduction, centuries of slavery, intergalactic war, and inhuman torture. However, then the galaxies are invaded suddenly by a race of time-travelling yellow-furred aliens, at which point things start to get really bad...


I wish I could think of some strong ideas for the latest area of 'Dragon Myth', and find someone who could'n'would draw me a dragon (and draw it well).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 19, 2013, 12:44:49
I can't bear to corrupt it!


Granted. Your strong ideas go out and pressgang a talented fantasy artist to work for you. Dragon Myth is a wonderful level with exquisite graphics. You are, however, prosecuted for kidnapping; fortunately you are found not guilty as you can claim you were another victim of the ideas, who have been consumed in your creative process and are not around to defend themselves.

I wish I found work (including housework and studying) and being creative more pleasant and engaging, causing me to spend more of my time on these activities.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on November 22, 2013, 19:06:34
Granted. You are watching TV with this special program all day.

I wish I could move to London.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on November 23, 2013, 00:01:00
Granted. Now you are homeless person living at the station and eating food from rubbish bins. But in London !
I wish my keyboard wasn't switching from QWERTY to QWERTZ mysteriously and stayed QWERTY all the time.


Edit by LPChip: Actually, if this happens, you're probably pressing ALT-SHIFT or ALT-CONTROL at the same time, which is a shortcut key to change your keyboard layout. To prevent this, remove a keyboard layout from your controlpanel -> keyboard.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on November 23, 2013, 11:49:02
Granted. Your keyboard settings are now permanently set to QWERTY, but your keyboard itself is now Dvorak (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dvorak_Simplified_Keyboard).

I wish i wasn't so used to playing Scout in TF2 that i suck at every other class.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 23, 2013, 21:11:03
Granted. You can now play all classes well but suffer three seconds of lag on any machine you play on.

I wish to paint my lecturer's bald head bright green with acrylic paint and get away with it. (It's coursework week. >()


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on November 24, 2013, 01:32:24
You notice your lecturer has dozed off in the staff room so you sneak in and commit the deed. No one sees you. As it happens, the blame falls on one of your best friends, who is expelled. No one knows it was you; you'll just have to live with your guilt.

I wish for more Doctor Who to be made, without it declining in quality, whilst maintaining my ability to watch and enjoy it.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on November 24, 2013, 02:48:08
Granted. The fact that you must use subtitles, as you are now completely deaf, does not significantly reduce your enjoyment of the show.

I wish to have the power to make suggestions (mirroring the D&D 3.5 spell Mass Suggestion as cast by a 20th level Wizard), to have the knowledge and ability to do so, and to use it when and only when I intend to.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 13, 2013, 20:35:40
Granted, but the people influenced by your suggestions get fired for incompetence quite often. And it's your fault.

I wish that TF2 Jailbreak server i like never had any freekillers.
(Jailbreak is a gamemode where you may only kill players in certain situations, and "freekillers" are people who break that rule in favor of getting a lot of kills or getting revenge on a certain player. Also, the reason why i don't go on a decent server or one in GMod is because i like the way things work on that particular server.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on December 15, 2013, 07:09:39
Granted. A new automated moderation system instantly boots any freekillers on that server. Unfortunately, it seems it's not programmed very well, as it boots off many legitimate players too, yourself included.

I wish my internet would stop cutting in and out.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 15, 2013, 17:32:01
Your internet cuts out, then stops.

I wish that the KS competition I've launched will go really well, with lots of good entries.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: sergiocornaga on December 15, 2013, 18:00:51
The competition receives 13,218 entries. Realising you have to choose between judging them or living an ordinary life, you relectuntly post that a winner cannot be determined. Because of this, a new competition is never created; yours is the last of all time.

I wish I could finish my tileset.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on December 16, 2013, 05:38:09
Granted. Unfortunately, a group of the tiles looks embarrassingly phallic. Before you can edit it and save face, some jerk posts it on 4chan, making it perhaps the only Knytt Stories tileset to go viral.

I wish I could stick to a regular sleep schedule.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 16, 2013, 12:44:30
Granted. You now sleep precisely three hours a day, between the hours of 9am and noon, on every weekday, with no sleep at all on weekends.

I wish to have an HPMoR Time-Turner that functions normally for me and to be allowed to keep and use it. (If you've not read HPMoR, go and do so, NOW.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 16, 2013, 14:28:07
You have one; the first time you use it you accidentally cross paths with yourself, creating a paradox in which you and yourself are sucked through a tear in the fabric of reality and crushed into a singularity. The tear you made in the universe remains a source of strange events, so the military build a base over it, spawning an outbreak of area-51-esque conspiracy theories.

Also, I have no idea what MoR stands for; the Time Turner appears in the Prisoner of Azkaban.


I wish my office was always a comfortable temperature, instead of being too cold in winter and too hot in summer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on December 16, 2013, 19:34:01
Granted. Your office is deep underwater now but because of absence of an oxygen you'll choke to death and nobody will find you because sharks will swallow you. :)

I wish the employer which I found and responded to it had good manners because he didn't respond me back yet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on December 16, 2013, 21:03:05
Granted. They will answer your application soon. Unfortunately, they won't employ you.
I wish I had worked harder during this winter semester.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 16, 2013, 23:30:34
Granted. you have worked harder. Very much harder indeed. You have worked through half the book. Only you found out that it is actually the book from last year.

I wish my neighbor was done with his construction work.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 17, 2013, 00:20:34
You neighbour's construction work comes to a sudden end when his house collapses, accidentally knocking down your house in the process. You're fine, but all your stuff was in there!

I wish I could have more day off work over Christmas.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on December 17, 2013, 01:26:33
Granted. Your boss lets you take the rest of the year off, with the stipulation that you can't take any vacation time next year.

I wish I could think up better wish corruptions.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on December 17, 2013, 02:37:41
Granted, but everyone else also gets the same ideas for corruptions as you.

I wish for the power to change the color/colour of objects

EDIT: That wish is too similar to an earlier one I made, so alternate wish time.

Alternate wish: I wish to be able to transform into any pokemon I want to, and to be able to transform back into human form.


Edit by Mod: Removed side discussion, as it is not a side discussion at all. There was no relevance to any of the posts whatsoever. That said, feel free to start a new topic and post your question there in the appropriate forum.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 17, 2013, 10:18:26
You gain the power, but you're always level 1.

I wish for some really awesome Christmas presents.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 17, 2013, 15:12:46
You receive some pretty awesome presents. You are in awe of them; you had not imagined that mere humans could produce something in such atrocious taste, let alone several things that bad.

Alternate wish: I wish to be able to transform into any pokemon I want to, and to be able to transform back into human form.
You gain the power, but you're always level 1.


That's not much of a corruption. Level one Ho-Oh can produce Sacred Ash, which is a panacea. Turning into the legendary birds and dogs, the Hoenn weather trio and the Unova djinni allows weather control, so no more natural disasters, ever. Throw in a large number of telepaths and telekinetics and optimising human civilisation is going to be a lot easier (no more lying on matters of public interest ever again, for example, and no chance whatsoeever of an ICBM hitting its target). The Sinnoh dragons allow complete manipulation of spacetime and access to arbitrarily large amounts of antimatter, so we have effectively infinite energy and can colonise the universe. Arceus is is the creator god of the entire Pokemon universe. Yeah, sure, I'll take those powers at level 1!

Alternative corruption: you can turn into any Pokemon, but you're unable to use any of their abilities that can't be naturally used by another Earth lifeform. (You can still fly, burrow, breathe underwater, run really fast, lift elephants and survive extreme temperatures and pressures - wishing to turn into a Pokemon is too good for me to really cripple you.)

You have one; the first time you use it you accidentally cross paths with yourself, creating a paradox in which you and yourself are sucked through a tear in the fabric of reality and crushed into a singularity. The tear you made in the universe remains a source of strange events, so the military build a base over it, spawning an outbreak of area-51-esque conspiracy theories.

Also, I have no idea what MoR stands for; the Time Turner appears in the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Ask Google; it's by far the best HPverse fan work and almost certainly the most famous. I specified a non-canon version because they don't work the same way (because the derivative work has characters who act realistically and intelligently, rather than to further the plot, and the canon version is horrendously abusable). That corruption completely violates the way that both versions work; the only problem with meeting yourself is that you are obliged to do anything you observe your future self doing.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 17, 2013, 16:57:20
Chrysophylax, you forgot to post a wish. Also, I still have no idea what HPMoR is. google did NOT tell me what it means. Hence, the PM I sent you.

Anyway, back to the game.

Talps wishes for really awesome christmas presents. Granted. Talps gets a private lesson in a Jet Fighter plane with a duration of 60 minutes where he may fly the plane all by himself. Of course, he first has to pass the several G trainings, but thats easy right? Well unfortunately not. Talps is unable to handle the g forces and thus won't be allowed (for his own safety) to be in the aircraft at all.

I wish to have wings in addition to what I already have, which will allow me to fly at will.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on December 17, 2013, 17:28:18
Wish granted, but the wings are cursed to prevent any plants from growing within a mile of you.

Alternate Corruption: You don't get to see your wish get corrupted. (paradox?)

I wish for all computers that currently exist to be greatly upgraded, unless the owner of the computer chooses to not have their computer upgraded by the wish.

Edit by Mod: Removed side discussion, as it is not a side discussion at all. There was no relevance to any of the posts whatsoever. That said, feel free to start a new topic and post your question there in the appropriate forum.


Okay. Can I get a guideline of what is and isn't a side discussion? Does it have to be about this game? I get now how my post might have been considered spam... Thanks for teaching me about the rules (not sarcastic).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 17, 2013, 18:05:45
Granted. The new technology we get allows us to communicate with the Higgs boson, which gives every random idiot who chooses to get the upgrade the ability to mess with it all they want. This can only end well.

(Alternatively: Granted, but only the OS gets upgraded.)

(Alternatively: Granted. Do you want your computer to be upgraded? If you do, backflip. If you don't, blink.)

I wish i won the jackpot in Win For Life.
(Win For Life is a Belgian scratch lottery where the jackpot is getting 2000 euros every month for the rest of your life.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on December 17, 2013, 18:28:20
Granted. You won but you will live only a two hours.

I wish for autographs from all my favorite actors.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 17, 2013, 21:23:41
Granted. You get an accident in which you lose your memory. You don't know who your favorite actors are, and on top of that, as a prank, people tell you that you are an actor. you are lucky that you have your own authograph.

I wish to see something so amazing that I will keep in awe for weeks or longer.



Okay. Can I get a guideline of what is and isn't a side discussion? Does it have to be about this game? I get now how my post might have been considered spam... Thanks for teaching me about the rules (not sarcastic).
Side-discussion indeed relates to anything said during the game, with the intent to just say something that you otherwise couldn't say. For example, you read my wish and that brigns you to one time you had this and you want to share that, that is side discussion. Its related.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 17, 2013, 23:17:58
You receive some pretty awesome presents. You are in awe of them; you had not imagined that mere humans could produce something in such atrocious taste, let alone several things that bad.

Alternate wish: I wish to be able to transform into any pokemon I want to, and to be able to transform back into human form.
You gain the power, but you're always level 1.


That's not much of a corruption. Level one Ho-Oh can produce Sacred Ash, which is a panacea. Turning into the legendary birds and dogs, the Hoenn weather trio and the Unova djinni allows weather control, so no more natural disasters, ever. Throw in a large number of telepaths and telekinetics and optimising human civilisation is going to be a lot easier (no more lying on matters of public interest ever again, for example, and no chance whatsoeever of an ICBM hitting its target). The Sinnoh dragons allow complete manipulation of spacetime and access to arbitrarily large amounts of antimatter, so we have effectively infinite energy and can colonise the universe. Arceus is is the creator god of the entire Pokemon universe. Yeah, sure, I'll take those powers at level 1!

Alternative corruption: you can turn into any Pokemon, but you're unable to use any of their abilities that can't be naturally used by another Earth lifeform. (You can still fly, burrow, breathe underwater, run really fast, lift elephants and survive extreme temperatures and pressures - wishing to turn into a Pokemon is too good for me to really cripple you.)

You have one; the first time you use it you accidentally cross paths with yourself, creating a paradox in which you and yourself are sucked through a tear in the fabric of reality and crushed into a singularity. The tear you made in the universe remains a source of strange events, so the military build a base over it, spawning an outbreak of area-51-esque conspiracy theories.

Also, I have no idea what MoR stands for; the Time Turner appears in the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Ask Google; it's by far the best HPverse fan work and almost certainly the most famous. I specified a non-canon version because they don't work the same way (because the derivative work has characters who act realistically and intelligently, rather than to further the plot, and the canon version is horrendously abusable). That corruption completely violates the way that both versions work; the only problem with meeting yourself is that you are obliged to do anything you observe your future self doing.

You are taking this game too seriously.


You see a real life dragon! It's so amazing that you compose songs about it and spend weeks as its own private musician, singing its praises and glorifying it, until it gets bored of you, and kinda hungry.


I wish my job was exactly the same, only based in my home town so that I didn't have to commute so far every day.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 18, 2013, 02:22:49
Granted. Your job is now in your home town. You live somewhere else now. The commute is shorter, though! By ten seconds, on average.

I wish Purple Ink could finish Advena.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on December 18, 2013, 11:10:43
Granted.  Level itself is not hard but you will not able to reach the end for no obvious reason. You'll look at  the level in the editor, you'll ask other people at  forum for help, nothing will help you. It will make you feel like a fool and you won't like that level at all.
I wish I was able to finish WaDF.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 18, 2013, 12:15:14
Granted. However, you didn't unlock any of the minigames.

I wish i had all the TF2 items you can get from Poker Night at the Inventory (and its sequel).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 18, 2013, 14:09:46
Granted. You have them. What you don't have is a functional account.

I wish I were better at choosing Christmas presents.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 18, 2013, 17:32:34
Granted. You are sent to study with monks for 5 years to reach your deepest self. In this quest for yourself, you finally know what it is that you really want. So the next time its Christmas again, you know exactly what to ask for and so you do. Unfortunately, you are not getting those presents at all.

I wish there was a machine to wash clothes that does everything for you. You put the clothes in a bin, and at the end of the cycle you get them sorted on a pile ready to place in your closet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 18, 2013, 18:38:50
Granted. There is such a machine. You can't afford one.

I wish importing things from abroad were quicker and cheaper without an increase in rates of loss and damage.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 18, 2013, 21:57:45
Granted. It's faster and cheaper than just making things yourself. As a result, within a few months the only job is exporter and the only thing to spend money on is imports. Eventually, we run out of things because there's nobody to make them.

I wish GameCeptionNL's new server will fail miserably. (Long story. It involves the totalitarian mutineer we call an admin forcibly taking over the server owner's accounts on everything.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on December 19, 2013, 04:20:44
Granted. It fails so hard it takes the entire internet down with it, for idiosyncratic coding reasons.

I wish someone made a mash-up of Daft Punk's Aerodynamic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCnJ2_xN2jU) (Alternate link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L93-7vRfxNs)) (alternate alternate link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lq34Ob7Gsg)) with Carol of the Bells (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVGKfDoANRA).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 20, 2013, 13:26:29
Granted. Someone made a .mp3 file where both of those songs are played at the same time.

I wish Square Root of Minus Garfield had more strips similar to this one (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=298) or this one (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/?comic=310).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 22, 2013, 14:25:46
Granted, but because no one really gets your rather obscure pop culture references, it doesn't come true for about 6 months.

I wish Straightflame would stop posting wishes that no one really gets and, therefore, is unable to reply to.


Lovelovelove!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 22, 2013, 21:54:21
Granted. StraightFlame dies.

I wish to only ever say hurtful things when I mean to hurt people.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 22, 2013, 22:05:28
Granted. You become so obsessed with people's negative attitudes, that you see negativity in everyone, so you now constantly want to hurt people, even the people close to you such as family. But hey, now at least you can constantly say hurtful things to them (and you do)

I wish everyone who died in this forumgame was now alive and well.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on December 23, 2013, 00:00:48
Granted. Straigtflame returns. He reincarnated into mole.
I wish there were not so many SGEs in Gaia.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 23, 2013, 02:13:57
All of the content in Gaia is deleted apart from 16 beautifully designed screens.

I wish I could think of an end for the story I'm trying to write - which ought to involve a hero rescuing an angel from two demonic kidnappers - and then that I could remember the ending, write it, and have it be good.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on December 23, 2013, 06:07:08
Granted. However, it turns out to be almost exactly the same as the ending to a similar story, and the author sues you for plagiarism.

I wish I could go to sleep right nozzzzzzzz


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on December 23, 2013, 18:11:37
Granted. You will sleep till end of your life.

I wish Christmas was gone. (I don't like Christmas.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on December 23, 2013, 19:01:05
Granted. There won't be Christmas any more. Some people will find your wish and realize that you caused they will get no presents. They're pretty angry...

I wish it was not so cold, foggy and wet outside.




Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 25, 2013, 14:42:44
Granted. It is now cold, foggy and wet inside. Outside it's hailing.

I wish for the ability to create exact copies of baked goods I have encountered by magic.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 25, 2013, 19:09:16
You can copy any baked goods that you encounter by magic - unfortunately, you have never encountered any baked goods by magic, and therefore can't copy them.


I wish it could be Christmas everyday (when the kids start singin' and the band begins to play...)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 25, 2013, 23:53:12
Granted. You never specified which children and which band set the "always christmas" flag to true, however, and they all die of deus ex machina.

I wish i was good at using Source Filmmaker.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 25, 2013, 23:56:12
Granted. You are now good at using it, but you can't remember what you wanted to do with it.

I wish for the members of the KS forums to have pleasant official holidays / religious festivals.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 26, 2013, 19:28:09
Granted. The members of the KS forums have pleasant official holidays/religious festivals. The members of Nifflas' Support Forum, however, don't.

I wish making levels in Super Mario Bros. X wasn't such a chore.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on December 27, 2013, 17:47:28
Granted. You can make amazing levels in SMB but they will ban this game.

I wish I was coordinator of something even if I haven't specific properties.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 27, 2013, 23:17:09
It's funny because the developer of SMBX actually got a cease and desist. Or so we're told.

Granted, but you fail miserably due to not having those properties.

I wish that cease and desist thing i mentioned never happened.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 28, 2013, 14:12:58
Granted. Nintendo went out of business instead.

I wish I had eidetic memory.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 28, 2013, 22:12:06
Granted; you keep it in a jar on your desk.

I wish there was less greed in the world.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on December 30, 2013, 16:14:07
Granted. Macroscopic life on Earth becomes extinct.

I wish I could read five times faster than I currently do without loss of ability to remember what I have read.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on December 30, 2013, 16:38:24
Granted. It allows you to read five times more than you did before. Soon, your see worse and worse and you become almos blind and unable to read.

I wish I did not suck so bad at drawing cutscenes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 30, 2013, 17:28:52
Granted. You are now awesome in drawing cutscenes. And you become better and better at it too. Unfortunately the better you become at it, the more time it takes you to make a single cutscene. You could make one quicker, but the result is just not upto your standards, so you dislike it. As a result, after your 5th cutscene, it takes you already up to 3 days to make a cutscene, and you have barely time to do anything else. By your 20th cutscene, it takes you about 2 weeks, where it comes to the point that you just don't like to make cutscenes anymore. People start hating you for not wanting to make cutscenes.

I wish I was the best in playing Command and Conquer Generals (so I can beat a friend of mine :P)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Kasran on December 30, 2013, 18:19:29
Granted. You have become a master tactician, able to utilize your resources with perfect timing and budgeting to snatch victory from even the direst claws of defeat. Soon you are victorious in the game against even world-class strategists; your name makes world news; people wonder if your skill can be taught. Eventually the fame goes to your head; you gather together a small band of rebels and use your uncanny strategic skills to plot an overthrow of your government. Unfortunately, real life is not like the video game, and your rebellion is quickly squashed. Your hubris becomes the subject of many a derisive joke, and you are soon forgotten.

I wish Santa Claus was real.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on December 30, 2013, 19:13:44
Granted. He takes presents instead of giving them.

I wish I had this book. (http://www.flickr.com/photos/37141328@N00/213073798/in/photolist-jQ4qb-jQ4rN-jQ4tj-tKVrJ-xL8Ya-EtRkG-EtRGR-EtRLx-EtRUa-EtRW1-EtRYp-EtS7o-EtSde-EtSk9-EtSp4-EtSzr-KizGC-2eSBQ1-2FVyh2-2FVDRp-2FVNYT-2FVSQi-2FVX7K-2FWatB-2FWiin-2FWnqn-2FWynP-2FWEnR-2FWGwi-2FWSRH-2FWZSv-2FX7Pa-2FXgdn-2FXjgz-2FXoiH-2FXs1c-2FXxFg-2G14Fo-2G1k6s-2G1pc3-2G1qDw-2G1xVW-2G1LSY-2G1Qmb-2G1XkN-2G25gQ-2G28Wh-2G2gFj-2G2pvf-2G2wd5-2G2R8U)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Kasran on December 31, 2013, 02:42:34
Granted. You are on a rocky beach with the book and have no idea where you are or how to get back home. Hope you brought your wallet, at least.

I wish for infinite wishes.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on December 31, 2013, 12:32:05
You have infinite wishes; unfortunately, they're all due for corruption.

I wish this wish would not be granted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on December 31, 2013, 12:49:34
I'm sorry talps, but due to a technical error I just read: I wish I had a banana. Granted, but when you peel the skin, little spiders come out.

I wish the goverment would organise massive firework shows on new years day instead of letting amatures do it. Not only will it look much better, its so much safer.

Hows that for a corruption, Talps? I couldn't think of anything else because you set a paradox there.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2013, 13:29:25
Granted, but the fireworks shows get delayed like a Valve game.

That's an actual problem where i live.

I wish i was an admin on the TF2 Jailbreak server i play on. It needs more admins.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 01, 2014, 03:03:17
Granted. All the other admins are so happy to have another admin on board that they all take simultaneous long vacations to the Bahamas. Trying to administrate the server all by yourself soon drives you bananas.

I wish I could take a long vacation to the Bahamas.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 01, 2014, 11:53:38
You arrive, but when you get off the plane it's covered in gigantic spiders!

I wish you all a happy new year! (I'm so laaaaaame!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 01, 2014, 14:13:05
Granted. You decide to steal a belated christmas present for a family member, but you get caught. You are being sent to court for no apparent reason. The judge has a good sense of humor and sees that you wanted to do a good deed. He still has to punish you though, so the judge decides to contact the administratof of this forum (me). He requests to send him a list of all the ip adresses so he can look up the addresses of everyone who is a member. Your sentence is to visit each and every member to wish them a happy new year, but you have to pay for the trips yourself.

So wish granted, literally ;)

I wish there was no such thing as being poor, meaning that no one has too little money.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2014, 15:06:42
Granted, but people complain about not being rich rather than about being poor.

I wish i dreamt about Mt. Fuji, a hawk, and an eggplant (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatsuyume) last night.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 01, 2014, 15:48:07
Granted. For the rest of your life you dream of nothing else.

I wish the holiday was longer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 01, 2014, 19:17:30
Granted. The holidays are a one day longer.

I wish for everything I want.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Kasran on January 02, 2014, 01:12:24
Granted. Then you think of something else you want, but... now you don't have a wish.

I wish I owned Juni's umbrella.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 02, 2014, 01:17:44
Granted, but it is far too tiny to actually use, and you cut yourself on the jagged pixels.

I wish I could write better wishes. (Case in point: Have I already wished for this one?)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2014, 11:28:38
(Case in point: Have I already wished for this one?)
A quick search for "better wishes" says you only wished to be able to make better wishes once. Jetio4, however, did it twice.

Granted. You can write better wishes. You can't type better wishes, though.

I wish my theory that The Stanley Parable takes place at Aperture Science was true and canon.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 02, 2014, 15:00:53
It is, only because 'The Stanley Parable' is non-canon, this actually makes 'Portal' non-canon. And now Chell will never save us from the Combine and it's all your fault!


I had to google 'The Stanley Parable' before answering this; I wish I hadn't had to, because it looks really shiny - in other words, I retroactively wish that I had played 'The Stanley Parable'.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 02, 2014, 18:39:33
Granted. You knew all about it your entire life. Because of that, you didn't enjoy finally playing it as much as you would have if you hadn't wished for this, because you knew all the spoilery stuff beforehand. And with you knowing that the game will be made before it is made, it also leads to a few time paradoxes.

I wish we would just stop talking about Charles Dickens tap-dancing while naked or blogs on the history of oranges, and just continue discussing self-inserts and the idea of not having the map be magenta.
If you think this lacks context, wait until i change my signature.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 03, 2014, 22:00:03
Granted. The concepts of Charles Dickens, tap dancing, nudity and oranges are forever erased from human minds. No one can imagine being naked. No one can be consciously aware of an orange - some trees behave as though they have fruit on the branches, but the fruit can't be looked at. It behaves like a blind spot. Watching Shirley Temple films results in mysterious gaps in peoples memories, but only when they can both hear and see; when only one sense is involved, that sense is subject to failure, with blind spots and noises that cannot be consciously perceived. Naked people are invisible and inaudible, and suffer complete mental shutdown when they become aware of their own nudity. Newborn babies can only survive if strong-willed people can set up robotic carers before forgetting the child's existence; they invariably die upon understanding what clothes are. Humanity falls into ruin.

I wish I could magically absorb, understand and remember the content of any physical book as though I had read it slowly and carefully. The ability would activate at will, would work on and only on touched physical books, and would take one second per hundred A4 pages.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 04, 2014, 03:12:23
Granted. However, the ability erases everything that was in that book, or any other copy of it anywhere. Pretty soon you have deleted entire classics out of existence, and everybody is steaming mad at you for it.

I wish more people used the phrase steaming mad.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 04, 2014, 19:48:34
Granted. Everyone within a 100m radius of you can say only "steaming mad" with different intonations.

I wish I were immune to feelings of excessive or insufficient body heat.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Kasran on January 04, 2014, 21:04:16
Granted. Your lack of bodily feedback regarding temperature results in the most bizarre hypothermia hospitalization your local clinic has ever seen.

I wish the Kickstarter projects I've funded would release sooner with no loss in product quality.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2014, 14:50:44
Granted. There's no loss in product quality, because the product quality stays exactly the same as it is with the products being unfinished. Also, the products are unfinished.

I wish my brother's YouTube channel would get at least 5 additional subscribers.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 05, 2014, 18:55:54
Granted. Over the next week, six people accidentally subscribe and then unsubscribe again.

I wish my room were less freaking cold! (Currently wearing two pairs of socks, long johns, two jumpers and a woolly hat, besides ordinary clothes, and still shivering.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 05, 2014, 19:28:46
Granted. A tornado magically forms around your house, rips the entire house of its foundation and flies your house to a desert where it is over 50 degrees Celsius. Your room quickly heats up and now it is unbaribly hot. The downside is, that you can clothe yourself against the cold, but you can't against the heat, and believe me, its really really hot!

I wish I could know the exact outcome of every scenario I can think of. For example, if I think about what would happen if gave my brother a bill of 10 euro, and the solution would be that he'd buy drugs with it. (note, my brother would never do that. Its just an example)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 05, 2014, 23:51:18
You get the described power; however, every scenario you envisage ultimately leads to terrible consequences. Jaded by the meaninglessness of human existence, you go insane and attempt to blow up the planet, even though that you know it will lead you to being arrested and exiled to a secret penal colony on the moon.


I wish I could generate D'n'D enemies really quickly and easily, and that they would be fun, challenging but not overpowered obstacles for my players.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 06, 2014, 07:23:13
Granted, but they're generic or orherwise bland.

I wish you didn't have to come up with a wish every time you want to post a corruption.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 06, 2014, 12:33:53
Granted. You can desire to post corruptions without making wishes, you just can't actually post them without making wishes. (Just post alternative corruptions when you can think of a wish.)

I wish I had people to play D&D with.


Off-topic: Talps, go take a look at http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=116836

Have you considered different approaches? For example, warning your players that the enemies will be actually smart, then play some really underpowered enemies and try to win. (My Live Action Role Playing group has a problem with me because they balance the enemies so that the players will reliably win with very basic tactics [which is not to say that we don't get TPKs]. Monsters have good stats but are supposed to let the players win; I tend to forget myself and use actual planning, go for headshots on paralysed enemies and so on. While playing a troll is fun, personally I would much prefer to play a tribe of goblins who have good tactics and well-placed traps, post lookouts and really abuse their cantrips.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 06, 2014, 14:07:49
Granted. You save up money. Lots of money. You buy 3 slaves who you force to play D&D with. Since they suck so badly at it, they commit suicide. The police finds out and arrests you and you spend 25 years in prison for killing 3 slaves, even though technically you didn't kill them. And in prison no one likes D&D.

I wish I had a power that would allow me to never get wet when it rains.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 06, 2014, 14:43:59
Granted. You are now extremely hydrophobic.

I wish I could adjust my local rate of passage of time, a la the Discworld History Monks.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on January 06, 2014, 17:43:41
Granted. You will run into problem with the Auditors of reality.
I wish for pencil sharpener.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 06, 2014, 18:04:36
Granted. You get one of these:
(http://www.theletteroom.com/misc/products/500x500/0-1347532726-cm-capture-3.jpg) (http://www.theletteroom.com/misc/products/500x500/0-1347532726-cm-capture-3.jpg)

I wish to be able to see through solid objects. (aka x-ray vision)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 06, 2014, 19:00:22
Granted. You can now see X-rays. You can no longer see in visible light. Have fun looking at people's skeletons!

I wish the phishing email I received this morning had really been HM Revenue and Customs trying to return ~£650 of overpaid tax.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 07, 2014, 11:24:37
You get a letter telling you HM Revenue and Customs are trying to return ~£650 of overpaid tax; it's a great morning, until you realise you've been given your neighbour's post by mistake.

I wish I could have this week off work and come back when there was actually something to do!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 07, 2014, 13:05:30
Granted. Your boss tells you that you can have the week off, as long as the work isn't there either. When you are about to leave the building your bass yells at you to come back, because a client called and now there's work to do. After about half an hour of work done, you go back to the same setting. Given that work could come at any moment, your boss refuses a second attempt of taking the week off.

I wish people would post a like on my facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/pages/LPChip/687363957949842) to help me as an Artist.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 07, 2014, 13:34:57
Granted. they don't actually like your art, they just want to set you up so they can snub you later.

I wish I enjoyed revision.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 07, 2014, 14:01:13
Of course they don't like my art. I'm a mucisian. D'oh...

Granted. You enjoy Revision now. You enjoy it so much that it becomes an obsession. Anyone who doesn't enjoy revision automatically becomes your enemy and as such you quickly get detatched from your family and love ones.


I wish my Music was known and liked by an additional 5 million people.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 08, 2014, 01:06:30
Granted. They like your music....but only thing they want is copying it.

I wish I was in a hotel.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GrayFace on January 08, 2014, 08:53:08
Ah, those lovely Indian hotels. (http://www.redbeet.com/pictures/var/resizes/india/Karnataka_2002/karn_parks_P1010316.jpg?m=1326049817)

I wish all my ex-classmates came to today's meeting.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 08, 2014, 14:21:56
Granted. However, as you never specified what meeting, they go to the wrong meeting.

I wish that wish wasn't so easy to corrupt.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: GrayFace on January 08, 2014, 15:36:22
Granted. Any meeting is right if all my ex-classmates are there, so we can hang out. However, you are banned from the forum for not corrupting my wish properly.

I wish the alco-squirrel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkKi6rApnMw) was the symbol of Sochi olimpics.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 08, 2014, 19:49:56
Granted. The games will be renamed Alco-olympics.

I wish he (http://www.commeaucinema.com/images/news/208_166120.jpg) didn't commit suicide by shooting in the movie Cartouche.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on January 09, 2014, 17:11:42
Granted. He started working as an insurance agent instead.
I wish I had came with better corruption of CWolvie's wish.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on January 09, 2014, 18:18:05
Granted, you did come up with a better corruption, but it is against the forum rules, so you still can't use it.

I wish I had a higher level in GRiD 2 Multiplayer so I can buy better cars.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 09, 2014, 21:04:47
Granted, but soon after you reach that high level, the game discontinues all the cars you were going to buy, and replaces them with much crappier versions.

I wish I had a 3DS with the Legend of Zelda: Link Between Worlds game packed in.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 09, 2014, 21:41:32
You have it, but you drop it and it breaks.

I wish Chrysophylax hadn't posted the link to someone's D&D records on the last page, as it is now taking up all my time when I should be generating NPCs and so forth.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 10, 2014, 10:42:01
Granted. He linked to something much more interesting.

I wish Coffinshaker was a real name.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 10, 2014, 18:47:24
Granted. People with this name are predestined to the earlier death.

I wish people stopped post pornography clips on czshare. (it's disgusting when you're searching for a certain movie and you will find this as a result).



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 11, 2014, 22:29:18
Granted. Angry at being banned from czshare, the porn-posters soon discover that it was your wish that deleted all their porn from czshare. In retaliation they hack this website to show an auto-playing video at the bottom of every page, entitled Mrs. Rosebottom and Her Interesting Encounter with the Shepherd and His Sheep. Three guesses what it's about.

I wish I did not type that whole title out  X-P


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on January 11, 2014, 23:25:23
Granted. Your post is not funny any more.
I wish I could stop thinking about that lady, shepherd, sheep and their interactions.  :S


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 11, 2014, 23:50:12
Done, you gain the ability to stop thinking. However, as you have made yourself stop thinking, you can't make yourself start thinking again.

I wish I hadn't spent the entire week procrastinating.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 12, 2014, 17:34:17
Granted. You have done several interesting decisions...but all wrong.

I wish I was an actress.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on January 13, 2014, 15:56:41
Granted. You are considered the worst actress of all and only role you get is in sequel of Plan 9 from outer space.
I wish our dishwasher wasn't out of order.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 15, 2014, 14:45:30
Granted, but now it's sentient and it wants to kill you.

I wish i was better at building things in Minecraft.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Santicol on January 16, 2014, 00:40:52
Granted. Your tilesets are in pretty much every level of Knytt Stories now, but sadly, all of these levels contain a virus and therefore they cannot be played :(.

I wish I had a bigger music library on my computer.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 16, 2014, 08:19:52
What just happened?


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 16, 2014, 16:23:25
One would assume that Santicol accidentally responded to a wish several pages back.

Straightflame, you are now really good at building on Minecraft; for about a week Minecraft is your obsession and you do nothing else, then your excitement burns out and you quit playing for ever. (This happens.)

Santicol, your music library is so massive that it clogs up your computer's memory, slowing it down massively (this also happens).


I wish at least one of the corruptions in this post didn't happen.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 16, 2014, 17:45:58
Granted. It will happen in another post.

I wish men had periods instead of women. >)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 16, 2014, 17:54:07
Granted. But because i'm currently partaking in the construction of a server's spawn area, said spawn looks horrible.

Alternatively: Granted. The songs that would go in Santicol's music library are now in his images folder.


Granted. All women turn into periods, so now we have periods instead of women.

I wish i could find a street light to write "Reality Checkpoint (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_Checkpoint)" on.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on January 16, 2014, 17:57:51
Granted. It will be considered as vandalism and you will be punished for it.
I wish people weren't posting new levels when I need to prepare for exams.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 17, 2014, 18:52:33
Granted. They don't posting any levels at all.

I wish Klämrisk's level Throwback wasn't be so big (46.99 MB). (my computer is going to crash every time when I want to install this KS level)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 18, 2014, 21:58:50
Granted. Klämrisk is trolling you; 90% of the level is stills from Mrs Rosebottom.

I wish I had the time and motivation to work on all of my projects.


Off-topic:

I wish men had periods instead of women. >)

http://www.haverford.edu/psych/ddavis/p109g/steinem.menstruate.html

Gloria Steinem to the rescue.


I wish Chrysophylax hadn't posted the link to someone's D&D records on the last page, as it is now taking up all my time when I should be generating NPCs and so forth.

MUA HA HA HA HA! Fear me, puny mortal!

Wait until you get to the ending of the second campaign. Better still, she never finished writing up the third one.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 19, 2014, 01:18:56
Dude, I got to the end last week :D Brilliant storytelling, love it.

Time has frozen for everyone except you, and you have no idea how to restart it; so basically you can complete all your projects as and when you wish!

It's the finale of my D&D campaign tomorrow; I wish it could go really well with everyone having a good time!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 20, 2014, 20:30:44
Granted. Everyone has a good time, players, PCs, NPCS and enemies alike. All agree that the end-of-campaign party organised by the Big Bad is the best party they've ever attended. The punch is spiked and the entire party gets eaten.

I wish the material I have to revise for Wednesday made the slightest bit of sense, vaguely corresponded with reality and would stick in my head for more than fifteen seconds.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 20, 2014, 21:14:00
Granted. It makes very little sense (exactly the slightest bit possible), vaguely corresponds with reality, and sticks in your head for 16 seconds.

I wish i could find a decent Minecraft server to play on, which i would enjoy playing on, and is survival mode with a selection of Bukkit plugins i like.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 22, 2014, 16:57:43
Granted. You do, but they won't let you join.

I wish I understood WML (a programming language) perfectly.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on January 23, 2014, 08:04:28
Wished Grant! The citizens of a town give you a locked box. To earn the key you have to complete some challenges within the town. You can retry as many times as you want. Some of the challenges are sneaking into a guarded building and taking a basketball, doing a 360 on a skateboard, defusing a (fake, for safety reasons) bomb, and finding 10 hidden objects in the town.
Unlock the box and you get perfect knowledge of WML.

I wish to be able to change how foods taste to me, without altering the food itself.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 23, 2014, 08:29:52
Granted, but similarly to programming, you have to specify exactly what the food is like. How much of which ingredients, the exact temperature, and so on. Because of this, it's ridiculously impractical.

I wish the school bus didn't take 2 hours to bring me to school.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 23, 2014, 09:54:02
It takes 0.2 seconds. Due to the extreme pressures of acceleration, you and everyone on the bus are killed.

I wish I lived closer to the train station (but not, like, one road closer or, for that matter, so close that the trains in any way decrease my quality of life - you guys can do better than that!)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 23, 2014, 12:56:17
Granted, but you now live in a house that's worse than your house (or villa, RV, apartment, or whatever you live in) in every way.

I wish i knew how to work with WorldEdit.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 23, 2014, 13:21:37
Granted. You know how to work with WorldEdit. For entirely unrelated reasons, you break your leg.

(Oh, come on! It's always "it breaks your computer in some way / doesn't work for you".)

I wish to have perfect recall activatable and deactivatable at will, to know exactly how to use this ability and to be able to use it whenever I wish. (I'm bored of "you've got it but you don't know how it works".)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 23, 2014, 17:18:54
You have it. Then one day you access a terrible crime and, due to your amazing memory, you become a key witness in the subsequent court case. You are forced into a long series of tests to prove that you do indeed have perfect recall but, during the process, you're assassinated by the mafia.


I wish I was more confident about the word 'gotten' because it doesn't feel like a word; that I could remember instinctively when to use 'while' and 'whilst', 'who' and 'whom', and 'effect' and 'affect'; that I could feel comfortable around 'sneaked' and 'snuck'; and that I didn't keep misusing 'wander' and 'wonder' (because I really ought to know better about that last one).

Also, don't link me to any web pages about these; I've read the rules, I just can't translate them into instinct.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 24, 2014, 10:58:23
Granted. You lose the rest of your vocabulary. Also, read The King's English by Fowler and Fowler. There's also the Oxford Dictionary of English Usage by Fowler, which has word-by-word entries.


I wish I never forgot appointments.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 24, 2014, 18:30:56
Granted. You are at every appointment even where nobody invited you.

I wish I had a good idea of some nice and solid KS level. (because I don't have any idea)



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 25, 2014, 07:28:26
Granted. You make a level called Juni and the laminated solid, solid, solid solid. It is both nice and very solid. (See http://en.convdocs.org/docs/index-11452.html?page=8 (http://en.convdocs.org/docs/index-11452.html?page=8) under Gilette.)

I wish to own Rubber Duck (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=enormous+duck&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KlnjUurlOpSjhgePjYDgCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=620 (https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=enormous+duck&safe=active&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=KlnjUurlOpSjhgePjYDgCw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=620)).


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 25, 2014, 12:53:46
Granted; you own what's left of it (http://www.webpronews.com/giant-rubber-duckie-deflates-in-taiwan-2013-12).

I wish i could live comfortably off unemployment benefits.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 25, 2014, 14:59:13
Granted. You live comfortably on unemployment benefits for the rest of your life. (I couldn't think of a bettr corruption. Unemployment sucks enough anyway.)

I wish I had a free, really fast internet connection with no limits on download amounts.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: SiamJai on January 26, 2014, 02:52:59
Granted. You are moved to North Korea, where you become one of the 12 people granted access to the country's only internet infrastructure. No limits on download amounts, super-fast, free, heavily censored and closely monitored - always just one mistaken mouseclick away from life in prison. Enjoy! :)

I wish I had a trusty servant to take care of household chores in our home while we're busy doing more important things.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on January 26, 2014, 19:09:16
Granted. You have a robot that is capable of doing all ordinary housekeeping tasks acceptably and is completely trustworthy. It has natural language interpretation so you can give it commands vocally. It is not very clever and is very, very literal-minded. Have fun!

I wish I could perform ordinary household tasks (cleaning, laundry, cooking, etc.) flawlessly by magic.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on January 27, 2014, 05:07:35
Granted. Soon all your friends and neighbors learn about your new ability, and rope you into doing their chores for them, until finally it seems like doing chores is all you ever do.

I wish the local supermarket had a much better selection of tea.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 27, 2014, 18:10:22
Granted. The supermarket has a much better selection of tea, but it contains invisible dried rat droppings. Good appetite!

I wish I had a big magic sword which I could use for bad people.

 


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on January 27, 2014, 23:29:59
Granted. You are helping bad people using your sword.
I wish for coffee.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Caveflower on January 28, 2014, 02:33:06
Wish Granted! But your coffee is stolen by CWolvie with her sword.

I wish for some music.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 28, 2014, 16:42:36
Granted. You get Gloomy Sunday (http://mentalfloss.com/article/28525/songs-killer-strange-tale-gloomy-sunday).

I wish more Super Mario Bros. X episodes were made. ("Episodes" being the equivalent of Knytt Stories' levels.)


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on January 28, 2014, 18:44:18
Granted. These episodes are done, but it's only a copy of Nifflas' levels.

I wish the French letter "ch" was pronounced as "ch" in English (for example in word change), not as "k".


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on January 29, 2014, 15:51:22
The pronounciation is officially changed, but no one actually changes how they speak it.

I wish I'd not left out any important details when I took the minutes of the meeting I was in last week.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on January 31, 2014, 19:22:36
Granted, but the way you worded those details is subpar.

I wish Knytt Underground's Steam emoticons actually had anything to do with Knytt Underground.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 01, 2014, 19:00:30
Granted. Knytt Underground is no longer a game, but only a chatroom.

I wish I knew where this lemonade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7cCJqya7wc) is made.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 01, 2014, 23:27:53
Granted. You now know. You also have the song stuck in your head for the next three months.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on February 02, 2014, 23:39:32
Granted. The corruption is soooo boring that it makes you to abandon this game.
I wish smileys on this forum weren't violet.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 03, 2014, 08:12:19
Granted; they're yellow now. Their facial features are the exact same shade of yellow, though.

I wish i didn't like Knytt Underground's level 4 Steam badge more than the level 5 one.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 03, 2014, 09:23:55
Granted. You now hate them both. Pity you got them tattooed on your cheeks!

I wish to be able to draw well.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 03, 2014, 18:46:15
Granted. But nobody likes your pictures at all.

I wish I was back in 2008.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 03, 2014, 20:07:47
Granted. You are now stuck in a Groundhog Day-esque time loop consisting of the worst span of fifteen consecutive minutes that you experienced in 2008. 

I wish I could detect bugs in code as though the cause of the bug were highlighted in an otherwise ordinary display / printout of the code and an explanatory note were attached.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 05, 2014, 11:51:27
Granted, but people notice your bug-fixing skills and everyone asks you to fix their code.

I wish Sinnedtragedy98's videos didn't have those rather scary moments.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Klämrisk on February 05, 2014, 12:44:53
Granted, now it's all unbearable fluff and sunshine that tastes like diabetes. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TastesLikeDiabetes)

I wish SoundCloud would register my e-mail and not acting like it doesn't exist.  :(


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 05, 2014, 19:26:06
Granted. Your personal details are taken from SoundCloud by hackers.

I wish I could beat the eye challenge in Exquisite Knorpse 2.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 06, 2014, 15:36:05
Granted, but...

If you meant a challenge to get the eye: The eye turns out to be completely useless. That thing you thought needed an eye was actually a really difficult challenge.
If you meant a challenge involving the eye: The challenge leads to that picture of the guy mooning the camera. (How accurate was that statement?)

I wish those websites were you can allegedly make a logo "for free" didn't charge 20 euros for a logo.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 06, 2014, 16:12:44
Granted. The 20 euro was a temporary discount price anyway. Its now back to 399 euro for a logo.

I wish it was summer already.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 06, 2014, 18:44:36
Granted. Winter will be in June instead.

I wish I could drive a car.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 06, 2014, 20:56:52
Granted. You know how to drive; now you need a car and a licence.

I wish I didn't get pain in my wrists from playing KS.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on February 07, 2014, 09:49:45
You can never play KS again, therefore saving you from the wrist-pain.

I wish this week hadn't seemed so long.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 07, 2014, 14:17:48
Granted. The past is changed so that you fell into a coma on Monday.

I wish I didn't have eating disorders.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: LPChip on February 07, 2014, 16:03:28
Granted. Everyone else has the same problem as you, so it is normal now, not a disorder.

I wish there was a magical hole in the clouds above my house so that it was always sunny here and I could always see the stars at night.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on February 07, 2014, 16:19:11
Granted. It is overlapped with small ozone depletion just above your house, so you can't enjoy sunshine safely.
I wish I got some fresh new idea about what I wish for.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 07, 2014, 19:12:12
Granted. Your head is full of new ideas, resulting in that you are not able to concentrate on anything else.

I wish Spongebob was real.



Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 07, 2014, 19:29:01
Granted, but that thing in fiction where supernatural things get captured and experimented on by government agents happens to him. He doesn't survive.

I wish the Android app Clean Master didn't become an obnoxious attention-whoring pile of spam with the recent update.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Healy on February 08, 2014, 05:23:29
Granted. Now Clean Master just gives you house-cleaning tips. (They're not very good.)

I wish there was a Martian colony already!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Talps on February 08, 2014, 12:35:30
There is a Martian colony of Martians; they're aiming a death-ray at the Earth.

I wish we had a death-ray to aim at the Martians!


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 08, 2014, 13:44:18
Granted, but you accidentally aim it at the sun.

I wish i didn't slightly screw up the drawing i put in my signature.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Chrysophylax on February 08, 2014, 16:04:17
Granted. You screwed it up so badly that you swore never to draw again.

I wish more lecturers enforced quiet in lectures.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: CWolvie on February 08, 2014, 17:39:49
Granted. No one speaks - even the lecturers.

I wish they repaired water main today and not on Monday so we could take a bath, wash hair, wash the dishes, etc.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: Polana on February 09, 2014, 21:49:59
Granted. They will start repairing it at 22:00 in the evening on Sunday, after whole weekend without running water and totally driving mad everyone who needs to get up early on Monday because of all that noise.

I wish I could fly like Superman.


Title: Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
Post by: StraightFlame on February 10, 2014, 17:41:51
Granted, but (like with and for the same reasons as Icarus)