Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #60 on: December 09, 2009, 17:56:25 »
This is on its way to becoming a flame war.  Though we have things to say about it, this discussion is not going to benefit anybody, and I ask that we please move on.


I'll start us back up with a wish:

I wish I was a kitty cat.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2009, 18:06:51 by Exp HP »
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #61 on: December 09, 2009, 18:41:27 »
Granted. Enjoy your #1 place on the most-wanted list of China's cat meat market. ;)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #62 on: December 09, 2009, 20:28:49 »
Granted, your game is awesome, the entire 2 seconds of gameplay.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #63 on: December 09, 2009, 20:54:50 »
Granted. But as you work, the knights who say wat comes and beats you up for discriminating female homosexuals.

I wish LPChip would unlock that topic and explain himself, or this might become another "Drakkan incident"
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #64 on: December 09, 2009, 20:57:12 »
Granted. But it misscalculates the coordinates and your telepath ends in a wall causing... oh damn you LimeLemon! Get off!

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2009, 21:01:12 »
I wish LPChip would unlock that topic and explain himself, or this might become another "Drakkan incident"
Granted. The topic is filled with pointless flaming that leads nowhere because the issue has already been resolved.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2009, 21:11:12 »
Granted, but a giant bunny comes out of it and eats it.

I wish my Wii "Sensor" Bar cable didn't look so delicious to cats.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #67 on: December 10, 2009, 00:25:19 »
Granted, Just after they completely chew it off XP

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #68 on: December 10, 2009, 01:11:31 »
Granted, Just after they completely chew it off XP

I wish that my computer didnt crash when using adobe flash player  :moody:
Granted, but your computer now crashes when running any other program.

I wish LimeLemon would shut up about what LPChip said. Don't corrput, plz.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #69 on: December 10, 2009, 02:40:16 »
Granted, but he won't because apparently LPChip has committed the Holocaust of forum crimes by pointing out that he doesn't like the word, and many users apparently just really like the word "wat" and feel that it needs to be defended, because it can't stick up for itself and needs moral support and maybe a hallmark card to cheer it up.

Granted, but the forum explodes for no apparent reason and in it's place is this.
or this. (where is that music coming from and how is it different every time i open the page? its black magic)
edit: here's the designers for that page. this made me laugh.

...I wish all fruitcake magically turned into a pile of money. Or not magically. Your choice.
so my grandma's gifts would suck 100% less.

Granted. But as you work, the knights who say wat comes and beats you up for discriminating female homosexuals.

are these knights women or just very feminine men?  O_o
either way this story isn't really working for me
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #70 on: December 10, 2009, 03:00:35 »
Granted, but he won't because apparently LPChip has committed the Holocaust of forum crimes by pointing out that he doesn't like the word, and many users apparently just really like the word "wat" and feel that it needs to be defended, because it can't stick up for itself and needs moral support and maybe a hallmark card to cheer it up.   O_o
Uhh....then that's not granted. :P Reread it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #71 on: December 10, 2009, 05:49:04 »


...I wish all fruitcake magically turned into a pile of money. Or not magically. Your choice.
so my grandma's gifts would suck 100% less.



Granted. Every fruitcake your grandma gives you logically ;) turns into a pile of monopoly money. It sucks 100% less... on game night!

I wish double stuffed oreos really did have two times the stuffing of cream that regular oreos do.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #72 on: December 10, 2009, 06:15:11 »
Granted.  Double Stuff Oreos are now inverted Oreos; they have one cookie in the middle, sandwiched by two layers of cream on the outside.
(Unfortunately, most of the cream wipes off inside of the bag, and hardens like glue to prevent you from opening the bag.)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #73 on: December 10, 2009, 06:29:58 »
Granted, but you must now stick your hand in your mouth.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #74 on: December 10, 2009, 07:47:12 »
Granted.  A saxophonist, a cellist, a drummer, a guitarist, and a pianist, all with rubber instruments.  They must sound, erm, fantastic.

I wish for world peace.
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