Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you took a whole eternity to write the result.

I wish that my internet connection where less shity.

Granted. Your internet is now one kb/s faster.

I wish it was christmas already.

Granted. To increase productivity, your government orders Christmas to be moved to today, and to last only a few hours. You miss out on all the presents, food, cookies, free time etc. and things are back to regular work/school schedule until next April, when the newly scheduled New Year rolls around.

I wish that the MICT was blown to bits and the remains burned down to ashes.

Granted. As they control the internet, and no longer exists, so goes the internet in Asia. You gained nothing.

I wish it started to snow.

Granted. The snow falls harder and faster than ever before, until it covers all exits from your house.

I wish my computer would stop bluescreening every few hours.

Quote from: theiza27 on December 12, 2009, 23:58:34

Granted. You won the draft lottery. You'll be going to iraq in a few weeks.

I wish there was a new Knytt Stories level to play.

Granted. It's a wallswim- and void- riddled level that the creator spent 5 minutes on.

I wish that Rammstein wasn't banned from performing in the U.S.

I also like rammstein!

Yeah.... now it bluescreens every minute 

i wish that i could get the full version of saira 

Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Let's see what you come up with.

Granted, your wish is corrupted.

I wish people took rules a bit more seriously, including those of forumgames.

Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.

I thought it was a payed code  .

Granted, your wish is corrupted.

I wish people took rules a bit more seriously, including those of forumgames.

Granted, as the people acts well and the forum stopped requiring staff help you become degraded to normal user.

Edit: why i keep forgeting my wish?
I wish that night sky dont were wiiware exclusive

Granted, now its sprunkelbox 2xx exclusive, unfortuantely, the sprunkelbox come out in 3000 ad 
i wish that i could breath fire! 

Granted - you just don't have control over it. Now whenever you open your mouth, huge flames burst out randomly. You cannot talk and everyone deserts you.

I wish for peaceful solitude.

Granted, you'll be taken to a lonely island, to live alone and peacefully. As soon as you get there, though, you feel alone and want someone with you. And that was a one-way ticket.

I wish Saira sells well.

Granted, someone named Saira now sells wells.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted. You don't have to go to school tomorrow because your entire town/city was hit by a large meteor and now there is only a large hole to go to.

I wish they sold cheap boxes of sugar free brownie mix.

Granted, they just replaced the sugar with gallons of high-fructose corn syrup.

I wish for a washing machine that ran on the pure essence of clothing instead of electricity.