Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline The stickman

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2009, 14:00:00 »
Granted. But no one will listen to you because you don't have a band.

I wish for all wishes to perfectly rhyme;
An interesting wish, a fun answer this time!


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2009, 14:34:29 »
granted, but they are on fire. (liar.)
i wish to be the world's best guitarist.
(Two in a row, sorry, but I gotta. ;D)
Granted, but you are no longer StaticRomantic. You are now Matthew Bellamy, lead singer, guitarist, and pianist of Muse. :D
I wish nobody would get mad at me for doing this twice in a row...
A God, a Messiah, an Angel, a King, a Prince, and an All Terrain Vehicle.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2009, 23:39:38 »
Granted, but everyone now hates you for not replying to my wish.

(Waiting on someone to answer...)


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2009, 01:13:27 »
Granted, but everyone now hates you for not replying to my wish.

(Waiting on someone to answer...)
Ahem. Where's your wish?
A God, a Messiah, an Angel, a King, a Prince, and an All Terrain Vehicle.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #34 on: December 08, 2009, 01:50:56 »
Granted; all wishes fall into perfect rhyme.
The government, though, finds this a crime.
They come after you with a laser cannon.
Now, maybe, would be a good time to run.

I wish Windows systems would give up on IE.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #35 on: December 08, 2009, 02:34:06 »
Wish granted, but now Windows has no internet whatsoever and falls into ruin, so Apple raises their computer's prices because they have less competition.

I wish that my computer was faster.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #36 on: December 08, 2009, 02:36:34 »
Granted. But your graphics card now really sucks. We're talking, like, NES here, man.

I wish I could fly. Yes, stereotypical, I know.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2009, 02:37:37 »
granted but the computer was too fast and exploded

I wish i was out of school

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2009, 02:58:15 »
Well done. Yet another late reply. That's almost two in a row!

Granted. But now you have summer school because you got out of school too early.

Someone answer my previous wish, once again.


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2009, 03:44:03 »
I wish I could fly. Yes, stereotypical, I know.

Granted. You are given parakeet wings so the most you can do is fly 2-3 inches off the ground.

I wish lions wouldn't eat people.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2009, 04:05:36 »
Granted. But tiger-related fatalities have sky-rocketed.

I wish I didn't have to work on any school projects.


When something smells, it's usually my monitor.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2009, 05:40:27 »
Granted, but your last report card is a solid block o' Fs.

I wish for a pet cat.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2009, 05:51:21 »
Granted, but in Soviet Russia, the cat pets you.

I wish all internet memes would die.
(secretly hoping nobody will mention the object compendium)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #43 on: December 08, 2009, 06:37:22 »
Granted, but then real-life memes start.

I wish people would post more in my mafia game :P.

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #44 on: December 08, 2009, 06:39:44 »
Granted, but then a mini mafia game war breaks out and LP has to shut down the forum games section.

I wish for the auditorium down the street to be bigger.
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