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The Game of Destruction

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Offline Salmoneous

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #105 on: September 12, 2009, 14:47:16 »
I take your hammer and shove it up your ass... No, I take an axe and chop the hammer to death.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #106 on: September 12, 2009, 14:51:34 »
*uses unusual string to attatch the axe head to turn into a tomahawk*
Object is a tomahawk.  :)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #107 on: September 12, 2009, 15:40:36 »
Quote from: Dataflashsabot on September 12, 2009, 10:37:28
I casually chuck bored2death off a cliff. The cliff is the object.
Shouldn't you be the object, or at least your arms? Location is irrelevant. [/nitpicking]
Aaaanyways, I use flint and tinder to set fire to the tomahawk.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #108 on: September 12, 2009, 20:43:37 »
i trow the firing tinder and the flint into a time warp to burn the forest that minimay used to trow kaizoman computer a few posts ago
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #109 on: September 12, 2009, 21:02:24 »
Einsteinian physics says your time warp can't exist, so it disappears with a small pop.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #110 on: September 12, 2009, 22:40:46 »
(Looks like a fun game. :crazy: ) Sends Charles Darwin to defeat Einstein in a logic contest. [sims3joke]Charles' Logic skill increased by one! You can now Search the Galaxy with the telescope![/sims3joke]
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #111 on: September 12, 2009, 22:52:44 »
*feeds charles darwin to a shark*
Object is shark.  (How ironic that darwin's logic clobbers himself in the end)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #112 on: September 12, 2009, 23:04:17 »
Quote from: NESgamer190 on September 12, 2009, 22:52:44
*feeds charles darwin to a shark*
Object is shark.  (How ironic that darwin's logic clobbers himself in the end)
His logic was a shark.
No, there is definitely something wrong with that sentence. :P

I shoot the shark with a gigantic slingshot.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #113 on: October 01, 2009, 23:03:18 »
I take a skittle and crush the slingshot with it's smallness. Me using a skittle causes the game to restart, and everyone dies. -thread locked- I is no mod =C

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #114 on: October 03, 2009, 10:37:27 »
I put a vacuum cleaner in reverse mode and use it to blow the skittle into outer space. It melts on reentry.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #115 on: October 06, 2009, 07:26:11 »
I take off the plug of the vacuum cleaner, and then take out my ray gun. Beamzinate.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2009, 17:49:48 »
I grab the ray gun out of your hand and stomp on it, it smashes.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #117 on: October 07, 2009, 06:44:09 »
I slice your foot off and throw it into a meat grinder.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #118 on: October 07, 2009, 12:05:32 »
...I destroy the meat grinder by repeatidly hitting it with a badger (luckly the badger is still alive)


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #119 on: October 08, 2009, 21:16:06 »
I reach inside the badgers...erm..."posterior" and pull his organs out, then squash the body with a  :nuts: .

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