The Game of Destruction

i use a time accelerator to accelerate time to the point that the monkeys have evolved, reached setient, reached this point of the evolution, and destroyed themsleves with nuclear bombs.
Object:quantum accelerator

I use an ELECTRO MAGNETIC PULSE*flashy noises* to jam the activation of your quantum accelerator.
Object- ELECTRO MAGNETIC PULSE

The one thing seems to be reviving the other now.
Logic revived me,
and Mochaalattes EMP revived the monkeys.
lol
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I destroy the EMP with a lol-ish forumgame
i do this the same way as in the beginning of this forumgame

*proceeds to lock the forumgame*
[object:  The Lock]

I just use a key on the lock, and the lock is now gone.
Okay, try to beat my Mecha Bowser with bullet proof everything.

*utilizes a crusher to crush the mecha bowser that wore BULLET proof everything*
What a shame he was not crusher proof.
[object:  Crusher]

But the object he used to destry the lock was a key, not a Mecha-Bowser with bulletproof everything. Oh well.

I light the crusher on fire if it's wooden, or melt it if it's metal.
(Object: fire)

I throw a damp cloth over the fire, and it goes out.

I throw a damp cloth over the fire, and it goes out.

I combine spikes and acid to make... POISON NEEDLES. I use the poison needles on the cloth so it rips then explodes

I create some antivenom and nullify the poison.

I create some antivenom and nullify the poison.

The spikes take revenge and break the vile of antivenom and it goes down the drain.

I snap the spikes in half with a clamp

I destroy your Clamp with my Pet Maulataur

The people of Lyrics City and the Cubyrints combine their powers to create a Relic Ball. I turn into my Lyricuby Fire form (is that name better or worse than StraightFlame?) and then: Epic turn-based battle!!!

StraightFlame used Flaming Blizzard
Its not very effective...
Maulataur used whatever attack he has.
It doesnt affect StraightFlame
StraightFlame used The Maulataur Is A Lie
Maulataur disappeared
StraightFlame lost 5000 XP.
Ha! Betcha never cheat again by usin that attack...

Try defeatin me as i am protected against solids, liquids, Plasmas, and most gases. What other thing could you use? Py... Py... Wait a sec, my best attack is also my weakness! Myeh, they can only take my power away... That IS enough to win... But they wont, since most magic is Plasmas and they wont find out one of the usable weapons is pyrokinesis. OMG did i just--- Myeh, its an EXTREMELY rare ability... But i still left that scroll on that palace...

*dodges gauntlets and drops down a magical scroll thingy, whoever reads it will be able to use pyrokinesis*

P.S. You know what telekinesis is, eh? That weird rare ability to move stuff by storing energy in it? Pyrokinesis is just like that, but with more of that energy, so the object will burn.
P.S.S. pretty long post, eh?

So what. I walk past all your imaginary defences and punch you in the face.

Destroy my peanut.