The Game of Destruction

No more hammers, please.
I locate an elephant, and then I force the elephant to consume the hammer, which then becomes disintegrated in the elephants belly, and the elephant becomes sick and lies down...

I drop a bomb on the elephant from an F-16. (The object is the F-16, since the bomb is already destroyed )

A create a bank of fog, and the F-16 smashes into a mountain. Object:fog

*inhales all the fog*
Delicious...  *Belches a radioactive cloud*
[object is the radioactive cloud]

I vacuum up the radioactive cloud with a lead-lined shop-vac.

I put the shop vac on the Titanic, which crashes into an iceberg and sinks, and the shop vac with it, but only after breaking from the impact. The iceberg is the object.

I bring the iceberg to the equator with a fleet of tugboats.

I use pyrokinesis to melt the tugboats.

Since the fire i spawned is already 'destroyed' by the ocean, the object is...
wait a sec, the object is... *gasp*... my imagination!
Ah wait... no one could destroy THAT! *sighs in relief, and then thinks 'wait a sec, everything is possible here!'*

*utilizes an oversized scalpel to perform brain removal surgery*
I'm sorry, but it's got to be done...  *feeds the brain to the grinder*
(Object is the grinder)

I pack the grinder so full of sausage-making material that it explodes. The object is sausage-making material.

I cook the sausage making material and then eat it, converting it into energy for my body. I am the object.

I drop a huge and heavy weight on you. The weight is the object.

I use a hammer to smash the weight and piss off Bored2Death.


Bored2Death is the object.

I casually chuck bored2death off a cliff. The cliff is the object.

The magical inventory revived me and i use my hammer (which is revived, too) to destroy the cliff