The Game of Destruction

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2009, 19:22:45 »
I carpet bomb all your missile silos.  With a fleet of carpet bombers.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2009, 19:41:13 »
I shoot MY misseles at your carpet bombers


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2009, 21:08:47 »
I get every nation in the world to sign a treaty banning the use of all guided missiles.  (Now can we please stop this crap?)

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #63 on: September 02, 2009, 21:13:39 »
...I burn the paper with a flametrower


Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #64 on: September 02, 2009, 21:26:26 »
I use advanced calculations to launch a non-guided missile at the flamethrower. :^^:

Just kidding :P

I douse the flamethrower with a bucket of water.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #65 on: September 02, 2009, 21:30:35 »
I cut open a diaper and shake all the absorbent fluff-crap into the water.  It quickly becomes a disgusting, soggy half-liquid that is actually really annoying to clean up.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #66 on: September 02, 2009, 22:08:58 »
I call a "anti-radioactive things" fleet to safely destroy the... thing.
(Object:"anti-radioactive things" Guys)
There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #67 on: September 02, 2009, 23:02:02 »
I call an "anti-"anti-radioactive things fleet"" fleet to safely destroy the "anti-radioactive things" fleet.

Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #68 on: September 03, 2009, 00:57:06 »
I drop a bucket of radioactive waste on them.
Lurk more.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #69 on: September 03, 2009, 02:22:05 »
I dump the radioactive waste in the nearest radioactive waste dump.  It seems logical.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #70 on: September 03, 2009, 03:10:17 »
I drop a meteor on the radioactive waste dump.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #71 on: September 03, 2009, 04:31:56 »
*drives a tank and shoots a 10 mm shot at the meteor to fracture the rock to splinters*
(The tank's the object)
Unretired.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #72 on: September 03, 2009, 05:35:24 »
I get Godzilla to tear the tank apart.
Lurk more.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #73 on: September 03, 2009, 13:31:58 »
i kill godzilla with my UFO
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #74 on: September 03, 2009, 13:50:15 »
I destroy the UFO by throwing a stunned yeti at it.