I use a calculator to divide by zero.
A rift in the space-time continuum is created, that destoys all other dimensions (including the ereased dimension) than the one I live in.
Listen, dividing by zero is nothing special. And efen IF it could create a Space Rift all dimensions are sent to the Erased dimension. So i could escape. But to escape the Erased dimension i need to get replaced. Maybe that calculator? The calculator exploded near the blue moon, destroying it. The calculator gets Erased again, so it will get teleported back to this dimension. The blue moon, blown up into pieces,will also send back anything thats Erased.But enough offtopic, i use a blue moon stone to make a magical Inventory and get a hammer from it. Then i use it to destroy the bus Please make the hammer the item, i wanna keep the inventory.
If the bomb, I defuse it with a Complicated Electronic Device?.And I refuse it with tweezers.? Bomb go boom and destroy Complicated Electronic Device?.
I casually chuck bored2death off a cliff. The cliff is the object.Shouldn't you be the object, or at least your arms? Location is irrelevant. [/nitpicking]
*feeds charles darwin to a shark*His logic was a shark.
Object is shark. (How ironic that darwin's logic clobbers himself in the end)
I stick the magical eraser in the freezer, then take it out 8 hours later and smash it to bits.
I equip the Roc's Cape and Cane of Pacci and use the force from the Cane and use the cape to put on it and make it FLYING BALL 'O' POWAH! It flies and explodes on the rod.
Object: Homestarrunner.com
I grab some blue moon stones out of the Erased dimension, make some more inventories, and try to sell them to everyone who posted here, or is gonna do that.
I absorb the power of BURNING ICE, destroying it and givin me power.
Oh, and by the way,I grab some blue moon stones out of the Erased dimension, make some more inventories, and try to sell them to everyone who posted here, or is gonna do that.
I am selling those, it may have something useful.
I throw a damp cloth over the fire, and it goes out.
I create some antivenom and nullify the poison.
*dodges gauntlets and drops down a magical scroll thingy, whoever reads it will be able to use pyrokinesis*
So what. I walk past all your imaginary defences and punch you in the face.
Destroy my peanut.
I spontaneously combust the cat.
[Hippy] Just 'cause, bra'. [/Hippy]
Object: Improbability of a cat spontaneously combusting.
I clear out my locker (end of year!!)
and throw the dictionary in the bin (i didnt actually, i need it next year :sick:)
I use a very large spring to launch the trash compactor off a cliff.
I place your acid over a bunsen burner and wait for it to turn into a gas, spread out, and lose its acidity.
(Object: Bunsen Burner)
I use 13 secret spices to make the pickax irresistible to a passing bear, who eats it.
A very cute bunny rabbit eats both the spices and the orange.
I send in PETA to lock Peppy and his S.W.A.T. Team in the eternal dungeon of doom for not considering the poor bunny rabbit's rights.
OBJECTION!
Object: My loud voice
*feeds the salad to Firebrand*
[object: Firebrand (if anyone wonders, Firebrand is a Gargoyle)]
I melt the frost of death with my HOT HOT TAMALE!
My nose absorbs the astounding lack of creativity.
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I destroy the sneezing powder with my Iji NULL DRIVER.
I divide by zero.
I divide by zero again. You don't need a calculator to do that.
I throw shoe at swat team so they get blown in to oblivion.
Object: Shoe
I soak up the root beer with a sponge. (After the ray short circuits.)
I divide by zero again. You don't need a calculator to do that.
I combine a memory eraser and a particle seperator to make...
Info-erase ray.
I use it for you to forget how to divide by zero
I send my trusty league of white holes to spit matter into your black hole.
After a lengthy, two-hour battle, both the black and white holes implode.
In the aftermath, the only piece of matter left is... conveniently... a skittle! :D
I slash open the chest with my Keyblade.
I get angered, and throw your PS2 controller against the wall, effectively destroying the square button.Since when did they port IWBTG to PS2?
I get angered, and throw your PS2 controller against the wall, effectively destroying the square button.Since when did they port IWBTG to PS2?
Anyway, I stick your chop axe in chop suey, and their dark and light essences combine, and like dark matter and light matter, cancel out with an explosion.
Object: Physics
I pour grape soda on your computer.
*recycles the ebonoics dictionary via tossing it into a reactor core*
More fuel for the core I suppose...
[object: core]
I nuke the general area where all this occurred.I Rick Roll your nuke launching site. ;D
I use Pokemon Hacks! Arceus fainted!
How dare you. The Americans With Disabilities act people and the scientific community set fire to your house
I punch I with a basketball
I punchHappy now?IThe poster above me that drinked citric acid with a basketball
i freeze the magnet,melted it, choped it into little pieces and dump it into a riverYeah, you used it on the first page (and technically, you didn't use the river to destroy the object, but whatever).
(Deja vu anyone?)
I shoot the helicopter down with a matscheen gun.(Assuming you meant "machine gun") I hire Chuck Norris to tear your machine gun apart. He then fuses the machine gun's parts to his body, making him even more invulnerable.
I place a mirror in front of the tractor beam. The beam bounces off and back at itself, therefore pulling itself into itself (if that made any sense).I put an ugly guy in front of your mirror, breaking it.
I use Four Backspaces to delete your [/s]I break the backspace key with a banhammer. :nuts:
I cook the fish with a portable version of the sun.I use a pencil to erase the "u" and draw a "o" to make it "son".
I summon bigger fish. Hacker gets crushed under it. (any one knows where that's from?)Yeah, its from Darths and Droids.
P.S.S. The object was a lifetime of free OBC. NOTHe can't use his lifetime of OBC if the account is banned, now can he?roblox.comthe Yeti's account
Also, on a side note, didn't Exp HP just destroy himself? (As well as destroying logic, by eating himself, not Pacman eating him)
And the way I break the game is by performing three actions instead of one, and then establishing an object that was never actually physically present in any of the three actions:
angered at the loss of my sock, I stab your furnace to death with a oversized, fluffy paperclip.Furnaces had a life in the first place?
A pelican swoops down and eats the Skittle.
Guessing that you and the metal is the object,S/he was actually supposed to destroy the anvil, therefore the pocket lighter was the object..
technology was made for somthing else: Bashing TECHNOLOGY with technology. XD
✘ In yer face, Vinterrun! ✔ Go StraightFlame!
You LOSE! Good DAY, sir!✘ In yer face, Vinterrun! ✔ Go StraightFlame!
Damn!
I use WATAIR to put out your FIAR.You ALSO LOSE! Good DAY, sir! Hasta be WATAIR.
Big surprise: Item: PFARGTL! NOT WATAIR! OK?!?!?!!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I use the don't use smileys thingy to delete the ability to create icons. caterpillar a-splode.I smash the dont use smileys thing with the attachment bar.
I call the Al Quaida and tell them a story about Obamas stay in the train.I call train the United Nations with a "Where's Waldo?" book so they can find Al-Quaida better. :D
Well, I think it should be clear that the terrorists are going to cause a crash (train=broken)
It was Cloud. Because there aren't enough RPG protagonists around with giant swords and insane hair. Especially in Final Fantasy...(Does Axel from Kingdom Hearts count? His hair does defy gravity, but he doesn't have a sword. He has these weird spiked disc things. xD)
I drop the ball in some uninspired lava.
Evil fishes from hell!Eat the evil fly.
Um... No. He's on one, though. (http://everseradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cthulhu-cake.jpg)I tell you the cake is a lie, and, since you're allergic to lies, you die.
Whatever, I eat your cake.
(Does Axel from Kingdom Hearts count? His hair does defy gravity, but he doesn't have a sword. He has these weird spiked disc things. xD)Yes, because the people in KH were developed by Squeenix, the guys who made FF.
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Hammer, hammer, hammer the plug, to destroy a dreamIt seems that we're rhyming once again,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i just ruined a dream.
(object = hammer)
I eat your paste.I give you Boot to the head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo) flavored ice cream, and it gives you a brain freeze. |D
I eat the drill, with an air of uninspired-ness.I take your uninspired-ness, use a overly complicated machine to amplify it's power sevenfold, and a readout on the machine says it's power is "OVER 9000!!" This meme's loud voice summons more loud memes, most notably, the "THIS IS SPARTA" meme, which kicks you down a hole.
The machine is given ultimate knowledge, and suffers meme overload due to recent activity at /b/ and somethingawful.So...what's the object?
I use my cheat codes to give Ramirez infinite HP.I un-invent the Game Shark. =D
Inf. HP = No losing him = No lack of Ramirez
The ball falls into a turret in the underwater lab on its way out.Portal's unnamed protagonist destroys GLaDOS, the entity controlling the turrets.
Portal's unnamed protagonist...You mean Chell? She's got a name.
Chell is stabbed to death. By a blunt edged cube. With a :heart: on it. :ohnoes: GLaDOS was totally wrong...
*pours ice into your fire*Chell is stabbed to death. By a blunt edged cube. With a :heart: on it. :ohnoes: GLaDOS was totally wrong...
I want to say that's a reference to the WCC on Garry's Mod that hits you with a random weapon. Anyways...
The WCC is thrown into a button-acivated, fiery pit of fire.
I cool the hammer down with my very large chunk of ice (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glacier). The hammer becomes so brittle that it breaks in half as soon as I touch it.I put your ice, along with bananas, in a blender and make a smoothie! <3
"Today, in Can You Blend It, can you blend a Plastic Explosive? Lets see it!"You, sir, deserve a :hiddenstar:, for you have found the one thing that can not blend.
*KAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOM*
you have found the one thing that can not blend.Wrong. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0)
Chuck Norris not being able to be blended is kinda a given. :Pyou have found the one thing that can not blend.Wrong. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9V-goCaua0)
Anyways, I introduce your fork to the Matrix. There is no fork.
I hire a very good hacker to hack the architect computer and delete "Matrix.EXE"With the Matrix destroyed, I give the very good hacker the blue pill, the one that makes him forget all memories of the real world and live only in the Matrix. PHAIL.
I dissolve the blue pill in a glass of water.I hire a very good hacker to hack the architect computer and delete "Matrix.EXE"With the Matrix destroyed, I give the very good hacker the blue pill, the one that makes him forget all memories of the real world and live only in the Matrix. PHAIL.
Random guy:"Oh!, a purple pineapple!. ill give it to my dog"
RG's dog:"OM NOM NOM"
I hire a generic hero to slay the dragon.I hire a generic villain that can turn into some beast or something to kill your generic hero.
-NOW IRRELEVANT-:shocked:
I do stuff to the girl.
(object = eh, a skittle?)
I roll up the entire known universe with my katamari! C)pNa naaaa...Na na na na na na. NA. Na Katamari Damacy. :D
I roll up the entire known universe with my katamari! C)pNa naaaa...Na na na na na na. NA. Na Katamari Damacy. :D
I place a heat-activated bomb in the incinerator. It has protective shell, so when it blows up, it remains intact.I use logic to point out that an object needs to be destroyed in order for it to blow up. =D
I use a bowling ball to hit the skittle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_cue_sports_terms#Skittle) into a pit.Confused by the rules of bowling, I hit your bowling ball with a bowling pin.
I use my admin to not look into your report and ban you for 'misuse' of the report button.
I use Pumpkinbot as a club to beat the f- out of Xion.[offtopic]That's now mah avatar! =D[/offtopic]
Yeah Pumpkinbot, for changing it, YOU are the object.
P.S. The stickman, you had to destroy the REPORT BUTTON! Not ME!
Using my (theoretical) rock guitar skillz, I play such an epic solo that the guitar catches on fire.I put out your fire with oil. :awsum:
I play But'n Pres'n Xtreme DS (Made by Berre Vandendorpe) and get my score to 15656156456156. Then i press the 'Do 'not' press' button. The powah of the button combined with the epicness of my score destroys all feline life forms on earth in a way noone understands.I row, row, fight the powah.
I row, row, fight the powah.II > I
I introduce WWII to Peace.I introduce peace to spelling. It is now "piece", and, since it is no longer "peace", it no longer exists. Ergo, it is destroyed. :awsum:
Peace annihilates WWII in a peaceful manner.
I take your mouth to the dentist's/orthodontist's office.I make Bill Cosby tell the dentist he is a quack (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2539.msg29893#msg29893).
That is going to hurt in the morning.
I hire Samus, the best bounty hunter EVAR, to genocide all of space blob-kind. And then kill some more Space Pirates. And steal me a Metroid for my own evil purposes. So yeah.Go! MOTHERBRAIN!
I take the paint can and hammer the lid closed. I then take the lens and break it with a hammer.I add "stop" to the end of your "hammer", and I then proceed to touch this.
proceed[ing] to touch this.Since you can't touch this in the first place, and since M. C. Hammer controls both Hammertime (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MCHammer) and Hammerspace (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hammerspace), that creates both a TIME PARADOX and a PIME TARADOX, the spacial equivalent, at the same time, rending all of the entire universe into shreds, imploding and exploding and the same time, and accelerating faster than the speed of light in a downward spiral towards the eternal void.
I think you just destroyed your own objecct, M. C. Hammer, byI throw a peanut into the nothing, thus making it something, thus destroying it.proceed[ing] to touch this.Since you can't touch this in the first place, and since M. C. Hammer controls both Hammertime (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MCHammer) and Hammerspace (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hammerspace), that creates both a TIME PARADOX and a PIME TARADOX, the spacial equivalent, at the same time, rending all of the entire universe into shreds, imploding and exploding and the same time, and accelerating faster than the speed of light in a downward spiral towards the eternal void.
...
So yeah.
Object: Absolutely nothing
*pulls a unnecessarily large sword out of nowhere*
Fox News emits a vey high pitched noise that only Al Gore can hear, driving deep into madness."Family Guy" reference for the win.
The entire country of CHINA pollutes your atmosphere, and with no Al Gore to stop them there is no hope!! BWAHAHA!!!I use a random electric porcupine Al Gore and send him to China.
I show Jonah a crappy drawing of a stickman. A secret trapdoor opens up below her, revealing the secret room. I guess you didn't need to shred the drawing after all. Unfortunately, she dies of fall damage.(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee96/LazyLobstar/OBJECTION.gif)
I spent over an hour re-pixeling my avatar! You... son of a biscuit eater... :whoa:*bows*
Points for the Phoenix Wright reference though.
Uhh... the Judge kind of... died...Its a new judge. Duh.
Because of the Inter War, the Internet is no longer ruled by Anonymous. (After it's been re-invented.) No longer is the Internet an Anonymocracy. It's now a Guestatorship. And since the Inter War's battlefield, the Internet is back, the Inter War is now back. Guest says the Inter War is "stupid" and "never existed". Therefore, it disappears.Uhh... the Judge kind of... died...Its a new judge. Duh.
Anyway, due to the fact that the internet no longer has a king, it falls into chaos and /b/ is killed in the Inter War. Internet soon follows. Because of brother Internet's death, Television commits suicide, killing Fox News in the process.
Newspaper and Radio, being the only members of the Media family left, accuse Obama of the Internet and Television's death.
NOTE: Both the Inter War and suicide were objects in that. Apparently, we've got two objects floating around now. Someone kill it with one.
I hit the reset universe button, causing Tugsehgjksehgkljseh to un-exist.(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/28825/original/bsod.png?1259726397)
*Pulls out AA (Abbreviation of Anti-Aircraft) to shoot down the enemy bogie (airplane)**pulls out an anti-anti-aircraft*
Object: Anti-Aircraft
I destroy the machine gun/ coffee grinder combo you used to shoot the AAA by asplosing it in my explosion-proof microwaveI use a macrowave to asplode your microwave. (Didn't someone use a macrowave before?)
I use a toaster to toasteringly toaster yourYo, dawg, I herd u liek toast, so we put a toaster in your toaster so you can cook while you cook.toastermacrowave.
You can't smash Krixus. And you can't use an indestructable object. this logic creates a paradox which destroys the indestructable object,I use Edgeworth to find the logic in the paradox to make it plausible, therefore, making the paradox disappear.creating another paradox which bans you from the internet forever.
My admin powers don't work on this site.Whaa? Iz u seeriuz? Iz u Admin?
I'd tell you, but that would be advertisingMy admin powers don't work on this site.Whaa? Iz u seeriuz? Iz u Admin?
Since when are you an Admin, and on what forum?
...so it can't hurt anyone anymore.You know, i meant something WAAY else than what you imagine. After all, Charizard IS a lizard. *burp*
I send your stick to another dimension by the book of moon card followed by the Nobleman of Crossout card!FAIL. i hate to say it but, FAAAAAAAAAIL. BTW my new object is... A fail.
DARTH MAUL comes in silently and murders said admin. (hopefully not LPChip!)I gove Darth Maul a Dark Mole. He doesn't like moles, so, in shame, he gives up being a Sith.
Area 51 is now an abandoned base with nothing in it. It was all moved several years ago. But to get to the point... I don't really know what the object would be. Uh... Area 52?I guess it would be the abandoned Area 51. :P
between a weight and a painful place and bolts for the restroomIs that something like the phrase 'Between a rock and a hard place'?
I suppose so...between a weight and a painful place and bolts for the restroomIs that something like the phrase 'Between a rock and a hard place'?
I disable your gravity gun by putting it in space.I don't want to participate in this game, but this is a severely common misconception that annoys me to no end. Gravity does not magically vanish in space, nor does it rely on an atmosphere to exist, as is evident by the fact that celestial objects are subject to gravity despite being in space.
Clearly, he meant that there is little to no nitrogen in space, which is a necessary component in the workings of the gun. :P
I use BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) on your computers to wipe them out :P2 :w6: :a1: :a2: :a3: :a4: :a5: :a6: :a7: :a8: :a9: :a0: :w1: :w2: :w3: :w4: :w5: :w6: :w7: :w8: :w9: :w0: these all spawn out of the rubble <---------
I put I a virus in the computer for everyone.What in the name of Krixus? TDO, could you please explain why this post exists at all?
I thought I would do this to get people to reply.Watch out with that. You just broke rule #15: ''Don't post random things in a topic''.
I get this guy (http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews42/the%20mask%20blu-ray/large/large%20mask%20blu-ray%204brd.jpg) to eat your bomb.Who is "this guy"?
A missing image. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_(film) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mask_%28film%29)I get this guy (http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews42/the%20mask%20blu-ray/large/large%20mask%20blu-ray%204brd.jpg) to eat your bomb.Who is "this guy"?
A helicopter can't make people go boom if you drop it on them.Well, yes, it can, but thats beside the point.
I go and grab you and throw you off a cliff.Generally throwing kaizoman off cliffs doesn't work. (See here. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1836.msg45322#msg45322))
This is the Game of Destruction. Not the Game of Recycle-ificating.
I capture h POKé which makes the Pokedex trow random data indefinitely (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiFepiv-hnc&videos=7JUhMAQPPUI#t=27s).Using my QWERTY keyboard, which doesn't have the fancy accents, I mistype "h POKé", turning it into "hPOKe", thus making it h POKé no longer exist. Yay, loopholes!
[unrelated]I thought that the lake/pond was filled in with dirt?[/unrelated]The dirt's gone. You ate it, remember?
Unluckily, the bank was on the edge on the Bermuda triangle and the plane is never seen again. :shifty:
I use a fire extinguisher to turn lava into stone.