The Game of Destruction

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2009, 02:54:33 »
I let your match burn out, then run over its crumbling remains with a bus.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2009, 17:55:57 »
I use a calculator to divide by zero.
A rift in the space-time continuum is created, that destoys all other dimensions (including the ereased dimension) than the one I live in.
Quote from: Straightflame going offtopic
Listen, dividing by zero is nothing special. And efen IF it could create a Space Rift all dimensions are sent to the Erased dimension. So i could escape. But to escape the Erased dimension i need to get replaced. Maybe that calculator? The calculator exploded near the blue moon, destroying it. The calculator gets Erased again, so it will get teleported back to this dimension. The blue moon, blown up into pieces,will also send back anything thats Erased.
But enough offtopic, i use a blue moon stone to make a magical Inventory and get a hammer from it. Then i use it to destroy the bus Please make the hammer the item, i wanna keep the inventory.
« Last Edit: September 01, 2009, 17:58:54 by StraightFlame »

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2009, 18:34:29 »
i use the hammer to build a school that kids hate it so much so they destroyed the hammer a injured me  :moody:.
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There's 110011 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, Those who don't, and those who confuse it with ASCII.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2009, 20:22:10 »
I send a bomb threat to the school.  And then I actually bomb the school.

Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2009, 21:24:54 »
Is the object the bit of paper with the threat on it or the bomb?

If the paper, I destroy it with scissors.

If the bomb, I defuse it with a Complicated Electronic Device?.

Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2009, 01:18:01 »
If the bomb, I defuse it with a Complicated Electronic Device?.
And I refuse it with tweezers.? Bomb go boom and destroy Complicated Electronic Device?.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2009, 01:59:03 »
I flush the Tweezers down a toilet.  Because there's nothing funnier to do with them.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2009, 02:30:38 »
I manically shoot the toilet with my trusty P90 (A sub-machine gun)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2009, 14:55:00 »
*grabs P90, and quickly flings the gun into a volcano*
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #54 on: September 02, 2009, 15:39:01 »
I bring the moon really close to the volcano, causing the ocean to rise over and into it, hardening the lava.
The object here is... the moon...


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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #55 on: September 02, 2009, 16:23:51 »
I launch a nuclear missile at the moon.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #56 on: September 02, 2009, 16:49:33 »
I launch an interceptor missile at your nuclear missile.

Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #57 on: September 02, 2009, 17:32:19 »
I launch a nuclear missile at your interceptor missile.

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #58 on: September 02, 2009, 18:38:39 »
I research, construct, and maintain a missile shield.  Even though that would normally take years and technology far superior to what's currently available.

Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2009, 18:45:47 »
I develop a undetectable stealth missile and fire it at your missile shield.