The Game of Destruction

This is an interesting game I picked up from another site...

The game is simple. We start with a skittle, and the next poster says something that will destroy the skittle, like a hammer. Then the next poster says something that will destroy the hammer, and so forth so on. Also, if we eventually get to a point where either we get stuck in a loop, or cannot think of anything else, then the game will start back over with the skittle.


So, we start off with the skittle.

A minigun.

I destroy the minigun with a rather spammy forumgame

I do this by ramming the minigun into the wires connecting the computer to the internet. The bytes of the forumgame flow into the gun, destroying it.

I throw a magnet at the computer.

i freeze the magnet,melted it, choped it into little pieces and dump it into a river 

It has to be an object...

*flings a giant boulder at the magnet to easily crush the magnet into fine powders*
There...  I'd like to see someone top a giant boulder in terms of primitivity.

Smashes the boulder to pieces with a pic-ax.

Throws the pickax into a smelter, instantly melting it into pure mush.

Destroy the smelter with a cannon.

I create a black hole, which destroys the cannon.

I.. um.. Geez, I expected this would happen.

Aha! I create a machine that reverses gravitational force. The black hole explodes magnificently.

  Wondered how that would be destroyed!

I ask my good friend Zeus to send a lighting bolt down to the machine (the lightning bolt is the object)

I ask the greek god Eros (of love) to distract Zeus in such way that he'll never be the same (and thus destroy his image)

Er, now I'm stuck...

I throw my shoe at Eros and knock him off a cliff.