Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #180 on: December 19, 2009, 03:47:42 »
Granted. You divide 0 by -0.  C)

I wish I could find the square root of -16.

Granted.  You now know the answer is ±4i.  But you don't know why, because you just graduated from high school without remembering anything from math class, and every college hates you.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #181 on: December 19, 2009, 04:21:07 »
Granted. You go out and buy the new Apple Mighty Mouse Wireless for some vast sum of money, then throw a tantrum when you realise thet you need Bluetooth for the damn thing to work. And mac OSX.

I wish Mac OS10.5 could play windows games (Like Knytt Stories :shifty:) WITHOUT a stupid virtual machine or a partition.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #182 on: December 19, 2009, 05:31:00 »
Well, it can! with WINE! (but you need to download a .dll that has a mac virus in it  :shocked:)

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #183 on: December 19, 2009, 05:48:40 »
Well, it can! with WINE! (but you need to download a .dll that has a mac virus in it  :shocked:)

I wish that i had a busking license  :/
Granted, but, because I hav e no idea what "busking" is, I hand you a piece of bread with a smiley face written in mustard. :D

I wish my wish didn't get granted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #184 on: December 19, 2009, 06:43:12 »
Gran... I mean... wait, what?!?!  O_o

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #185 on: December 19, 2009, 09:08:39 »
Granted. But the world then finds out that "pwned" is in fact an alien acronym infiltrated into Earth's culture which actually means: Possibly Washed Ned's Extra Dildo.


I wish that I could solve my rubiks cube in under 2.5 minutes.


Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #186 on: December 19, 2009, 09:41:15 »
Granted... You just learned this. But it only works on a regular rubiks cube. Yours has transformed into a Petaminx as a side-effect.

I wish it turned back into a regular one or at least one of these.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2009, 17:12:17 by StraightFlame »

Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #187 on: December 19, 2009, 12:56:36 »
Sorry for offtopicness, but...
Um... 'Kaizo' doesn't mean 'Asshole'. It means 'Reconstructed'. So technically, I'm the reconstructed man. (Also, whats wrong with a Kaizo-ish signature?)
Sorry, on Youtube it said it means Asshole, and theres nothing wrong with Kaizo-ish. I just wanted to keep the game runnin...

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #188 on: December 20, 2009, 16:28:55 »
Yes, it turns in one of those. The petaminx, in fact.  >)

I wish... for a merry christmas? :P
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #189 on: December 20, 2009, 16:54:49 »
Granted, but this is corrupt-a-wish, not corrupt-the-game-with-a-wish, thus creating a paradox in a way noone understands. Anyways, the paradox corrupted real life so on every Christmas you, and ONLY YOU, will be teleported into the day after Christmas, where you have to spend both days. But since this paradox corrupted the wish, the wish corrupts the paradox so the same day will repeat over and over and over... anyways, the paradox wont work on other people so that means after the day after Christmas, you won't exist. And nobody cares. Anyways, from your point of view, you will remain in existence, but are sealed away in some kind of wacky day-after-Christmas-dimension that keeps repeating itself so life gets boring but you cant die since you will reset at midnight. You can only hope finding a solution to de-paradox and return to real life.


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« Last Edit: December 20, 2009, 20:41:02 by StraightFlame »

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #190 on: December 21, 2009, 14:54:27 »
Granted. for one single day it says something reasonable.
But then the next day it says "Straightflame discovered the square of pudding".



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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #191 on: December 21, 2009, 15:39:11 »
Granted, but as i like the text my userbar thingy said, a paradox occurs (ANOTHER paradox?) that makes your pony go evil.

I wish i would stop creating paradoxes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #192 on: December 21, 2009, 20:57:13 »
Granted, but first you create one last paradox that unfortunately creates a black hole that swallows everything, including the internet.

I wish this wish wouldn't break the game.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #193 on: December 21, 2009, 23:04:31 »
Granted,but the wish breaks all the other forumgames from Mafia to Game of destruction  >).

EDIT:and again i forget the wish

I wish that the delicious pie would feel somewhat zombified to their scaly Tetris Block's and smelly mother's Myst crap, StraightFlame.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #194 on: December 22, 2009, 02:10:32 »
Granted, but now the entire int3rnet hates you for referencing MAWG.


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