Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted! Someone quickly does your laundry for you. They are now your live-in laundry doer and you have almost no privacy.

I wish my nails grew way more slowly so I wouldn't have to cut them so often.

Granted. It also means that if you damage your nails somehow it takes forever to heal.

I wish there was some good cheese in my fridge.

Granted! Delicious cheese is in your fridge and you go to the store to get prosciutto and crackers to eat with it. In that time, the power goes out and over the next few powerless days the cheese becomes rotten. You eat it anyway and get food poisoning.

I wish I could get one of those Thai massages where they stretch your limbs for you.