Corrupt-a-Wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2895 on: January 16, 2024, 18:02:40 »
Granted. You catch mild cold on the first day of your holiday. It's not serious but annoying enough because your nose is stuffy all the time and you sneeze comically and then it suddenly disappears on the first day at work.

I wish I just haven't eaten too many homemade doughnuts.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2896 on: January 28, 2024, 03:45:20 »
Granted! You ate too few and thus starved to death.

I wish I didn't have to do so much laundry.

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« Reply #2897 on: February 09, 2024, 19:21:42 »
Granted. You joined a nudist commune so all laundry you have now are some bedsheets and towels. You feel a bit too cold all the time though.

I wish that object templates and lua scripts existed for all standart KS objects in KS Extended.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2898 on: March 05, 2024, 02:39:04 »
Granted. Object templates and lua scripts exist for all standard KS objects in KS Extended. However, after a terrifying near-miss incident with your umbrella later that week it becomes apparent that the customisations made also apply to all real-world counterparts of standard objects.

I wish my employers' enterprise security whitelist didn't block nifflas.lp1.nl
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2899 on: March 06, 2024, 03:37:14 »
Granted! It doesn't block nifflas.lp1.nl anymore. It now blocks every other site.

I wish the weather would stay warmer.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2900 on: March 09, 2024, 12:21:10 »
Granted. It get's warmer by 0.001C and it stays that way forever.

I wish people took light pollution more seriously and stopped using too bright lights outside that are on all night.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2901 on: March 14, 2024, 03:08:50 »
Granted, a small number of people who live in Morocco start taking light pollution more seriously.

I wish I could get by comfortably on 6 hours sleep a night.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2902 on: March 14, 2024, 03:29:54 »
Granted! You get by comfortably on 6 hours for a night.

I wish to get more plushies.

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« Reply #2903 on: March 14, 2024, 20:41:29 »
Granted. Everything you own is somehow turned into plushies.

I wish for a bowl of fresh ripe tomatoes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2904 on: March 24, 2024, 21:00:32 »
Granted! They instantly spoil when you touch them.

I wish my tea was never cold unless I wanted it to be.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2905 on: March 25, 2024, 19:04:41 »
Granted; your tea is now either frozen or steam, according to your whim.

I wish I hadn't committed myself to do something this evening that I don't really want to do.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2906 on: March 26, 2024, 00:33:29 »
Granted, you were ordered to do it so at least you can't blame yourself.

I wish the map in KS extended worked just like it's described in the instructions.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2907 on: March 27, 2024, 02:02:55 »
Granted! The map in KS extended works exactly as described. Nothing else does though.

I wish I wasn't tired.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2908 on: March 27, 2024, 23:35:21 »
Granted! You are dead!

I wish Purple Ink could communicate from beyond the grave.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2909 on: March 28, 2024, 01:14:59 »
Granted but it's only possible through fairy lights.

I wish I was alive again.