Corrupt-a-Wish

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Offline Lucinda

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2955 on: May 29, 2024, 09:56:22 »
Granted! Someone quickly does your laundry for you. They are now your live-in laundry doer and you have almost no privacy.

I wish my nails grew way more slowly so I wouldn't have to cut them so often.
Rome wasn't built in a day.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2956 on: May 29, 2024, 23:23:49 »
Granted. It also means that if you damage your nails somehow it takes forever to heal.

I wish there was some good cheese in my fridge.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2957 on: June 01, 2024, 07:31:33 »
Granted! Delicious cheese is in your fridge and you go to the store to get prosciutto and crackers to eat with it. In that time, the power goes out and over the next few powerless days the cheese becomes rotten. You eat it anyway and get food poisoning.

I wish I could get one of those Thai massages where they stretch your limbs for you.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2958 on: Yesterday at 13:12:25 »
Granted. Your legs are stretched so much all your pants are too short now.

I wish my life didn't feel like a game of Corrupt-a-Wish IRL right now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« Reply #2959 on: Today at 00:56:12 »
Granted, your life is instead like a game of 'Could you do me a Favour?'.

(Sorry to hear things are rough; hope they get better.)

I wish for a relaxing weekend.