Corrupt-a-Wish

I wish that i could live in a colony in mars.

Granted. In your next life, you will be reborn as a single-celled fungus living in a fungal colony inside an expired Mars chocolate bar. Eww!

I wish it would be snowing here in the tropics tomorrow.

Granted. Tomorrow i will randomly teleport the forum to Mt. Sugarpeak. With every key anyone presses, there will be an avalanche. After all, you wished for it to snow in the topics, right?

I wish Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. Oh, plz dont misunderstand my wish as you did before:

I wish i could STOP! (i meant stop spying Firecat's posts)

Granted, you stop, but so does your heart and you die. (he meant stop living)

Granted. But then Firecat becomes the Ultimate Forum Moderator and rules with an iron keyboard and turns this forum into a tyrannical evil forum in which he "moderates" every post to say "Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. That is all that matters."

I wish that I do well in my first time playing Mafia.

Granted, but every post you make says ''Firecat is the most popular person in the forum. That is all that matters.'' And LPChip bans you for being a spambot that works for Firecat.

I wish that delicious salad feels very crappified to it's scaly Tetris Blocks and smelly mother's talking car, Firecat.

Granted, the scaly tetris blocks fell over you and the talking car wants to kill you because they dont like how the delicious salad feels crappified.

I wish that i could live as a human in a metalic city with a oxygen bubble, pseudogravitatory field and stuff. in the fourth planet from the star called sun._{(Beat that SiamJai)}

Wish granted, but you already do. Because you wished for something you already had, the sun explodes and the planet is sucked into the newly created black hole.

I wish I had a puppy hat.

Here you go! *kills kaizoman666's dog and makes a hat out of the body* A puppy hat! Merry X-mas!

I wish that i could use ?  this, ✔ this, and ✘ this some more. (You can take advantage of it if you know it is against the Forum rules to use fonts and stuff if it is unnecessary to do so, but i am sure you would find some more creative ways to corrupt my wish)

Wish granted, you can now use ?  this, ✔ this, and ✘ this some more. However, now people spam their writing with flashy colors that hurt your eyes.

I wish

tables actually worked correctly.

(No lines, see?)

I misunderstood you, and think you mean line breaks. I think the wish is invalid.

I wish i knew what format is used for avatars. I already tried JPEG format!

Granted, you realize that its GIF, but then the forum loses his avatar uploading system.

I wish i had the full version of saira.

Granted. You bought it for all your money.

I wish for some cheese. How about it?

✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ?  What the pfargtl?

P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame Firecat!

P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame Firecat!

It was nothing, Firecat StraightFlame.

Quote from: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 17:39:52

P.S. Thanks, StraightFlame!

It was nothing, Firecat.

Ah, what the pfargtl! Took me until you posted to notice it!  

I wish for some cheese. How about it?
✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ?  What the pfargtl?

✔ Accept mission ✘ Decline mission ?  What the pfargtl? (I chose all three)

I wish a Brütal Chrïstmas to all!