The Jokes topic

A man walks on a bar. He falls.

A man walks into a bar. An admin turns off his hacks, and he gets stuck.

A man walks into a bar. He mauls it.

Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa.

wha did one electric cable said to another cable
we are the untouchables

My new specialty is threefold puns. I think I've only come up with two so far and I forgot one of them but... it's a start!

Here's the one I remember:
What do you call it when someone's sibling takes control of their chemistry experiment?

I remembered the other one! This one might actually be more like two-and-a-half-fold, though.

There was once a group of primitive voltorbs (Yes, the Pokemon) living out in the wild, struggling to survive with their limited organization skills. One day, one of them evolved! His fellows rallied around him and he directed them to build houses and they developed into a small village. Eventually he led them to become a thriving civilization, and they elected him as their president! He was an...