The Jokes topic

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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #30 on: February 13, 2010, 10:52:53 »
There was a guy and his name of bob
He was ordinarily funny
He made people laugh
and when he touched them he felt happy
inside
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2010, 22:33:53 »
Here's one I made up for those familiar with Shakespeare.

Q: What would Shakespeare call a Haiku?
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2010, 00:45:23 »
What do you tell someone who uses cheats to walk through walls in a "Lord of the Rings" game?
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EDIT: What do you tell someone when you can't find the Monopoly board?
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A God, a Messiah, an Angel, a King, a Prince, and an All Terrain Vehicle.

Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #33 on: February 26, 2010, 18:54:37 »
What do you tell someone... Monopoly board?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(trust me, you don't want to open the spoiler at the Monopoly joke.)

Anyways...

What do you call an elephant in a tree?
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #34 on: March 05, 2010, 21:09:26 »
What do you call a board game about the process of learning?

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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #35 on: March 19, 2010, 20:32:00 »
Okay, I've got one. What do you call a sick pirate that drives a car?

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« Reply #36 on: March 19, 2010, 20:39:17 »
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« Reply #37 on: March 19, 2010, 20:40:09 »
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #38 on: March 19, 2010, 22:54:46 »
What do you call something red, that starts with a T, and grows in a garden?
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2010, 13:07:19 »
What do bananas grow on?


Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2010, 12:28:22 »
Here is a joke i also posted in the Gospel.

In the beginning, Nifflas coded the mule, and spoke to it: "Lol, u are teh mule, u iz slave of evry1! U'll livz 30 yeerz!"
"Aw, c'mon, Niffey, that's way too long! I hate being a slave of the human race, so i just want 18 years!"

...and so'll it be...

Then, he coded the dog, and said "Lol, u are teh dog, u iz guard of evry1! U'll livz 30 yeerz, 2"
"Aw, c'mon, Niffey, that's way too long! I will suffer of old age all those years, so i just want 12 years!"

...and so it'll be...

Then, he coded the monkey, and said "Lol, u are teh monkey, u iz stupid, n will entrtain evry1 wif teh stupiditiez! U'll livz 30 yeerz, 2"
"Aw, not again! You give me 30 years, too? C'mon, it'll go unrewarded! I hate that kinda life! Gimme just 20 years!"

...and so it'll be...

People came to the forum, and Nifflas spoke to them: "Doez u liekz 2 livs 30 yeerz?"
The male beings spoke to Nifflas: "Well, i'd like to have a few extra years. Once i built a house, and think 'I will enjoy this life', the time has come! Can't i have some extra years?" "I haz spaer yeerz frum 3 animls, u liekz?" "Okay, i guess."

So, we'll live happily for 30 years, then we'll get married and are the slave of our wives. Then, the next of years, it's up to us to guard our family. Then, 10 more years, we'll entertain our grandchildren, then we'll die.

...and so it'll be...


~The Gospel of the Nifforum, StraightFlame 1:3

Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2010, 20:42:36 »
I revive this thread with a Phoenix Wright joke!
Quote from: Phoenix Wright in game 2, case 3, 'Turnabout Big Top'
Do you know why i, Phoenix Wright, am the best lawyer ever?
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Okay, that was just plain... stupid, but better than most jokes in that game... Wait, i got an idea!

Why is Phoenix Wrong the best lawyer ever?
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2010, 12:56:27 »
Another joke! Can't copy-paste the thing, so... [link]

P.S. It's a Dutch website, but the joke itself is English.

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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2010, 15:53:51 »
<k2xl> in 1998, i made a C++ program to calculate pi to a billion digits.
<k2xl> i coded it on my laptop (pentium 2 i think) and then ran the program.
<k2xl> the next day i got a new laptop but decided to keep the program running.
<k2xl> it's been over seven years now since i ran it. and this morning it finished calculating.
<k2xl> the output:
<k2xl>      "THE VALUE OF PI TO THE BILLIONTH DIGIT IS = "
<k2xl> mindblowing eh?
<k2xl> i looked in the code of my program, and i found out that i forgot to output the value :(.Comment: true story, i fixed the code and am running it again
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Re: The Jokes topic
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2010, 16:54:53 »

someone just tell me if you want me to post another character limit's worth