This game broke my soul. Now I know to look at all the reviews saying "OMG OMG this is so hard I can't even get past the 1st screen" BEFORE I play the game and lose my sanity.
Then go back in time to the 1980's, take a plane ticket to the U.S.S.R., and play the game there.
Why? The game will be a lot easier because in Soviet Russia, the Guy wants to be YOU!!
Edit: As you can tell, I've lost my sanity, too, FPB. Also, welcome back!