Could you do me a favour?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #330 on: August 22, 2021, 19:23:24 »
Gee, I would if I could, but I'm, uh... I'm cripplingly afraid of heights. Yes siree, I even get scared coming down stairs!

Would you be so good as to come on an 8-mile walk with me? I'm lonely. :(

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #331 on: August 27, 2021, 16:48:18 »
Dang, I actually would, for real... So the excuse I have is an actual excuse too... We don't actually live close, so its not really possible.

Would you be so kind to buy me a plane ticket so I can go to Talps and walk 8 miles with him?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #332 on: August 30, 2021, 21:40:42 »
I would, but it has been a week ago, so Talps already probably went for that walk alone.

Do me a favour and help me to organise stuff in the freezer.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #333 on: August 31, 2021, 05:22:11 »
I would but that stuff looks cold and I forgot my mittens.

Do me a favour and bring me my mittens.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #334 on: August 31, 2021, 10:22:19 »
I'd love to, but I used up all my energy walking on my own.

I'd appreciate it if you could somehow give me more energy.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #335 on: September 02, 2021, 11:17:03 »
I would give you energy via electical power plug, but I doubt your body can handle 230 V.

Would anyone be so nice and pick me some apples from the highest tree in my garden?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #336 on: September 29, 2021, 18:27:57 »
I'd love to, but that sounds like it could be the plot to a Knytt Stories level where Juni has to find the Climb powerup and climb an absurdly tall tree to get apples from it, so I think Juni would be a much better fit for the job.

Would you be so kind as to leak Juni's contact information?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #337 on: September 29, 2021, 23:31:19 »
Unfortunately, since she took out that court order, I'm not actually allowed to talk about her at all in public... Erm...

Would you mind pretending I wasn't just talking about Juni?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #338 on: September 30, 2021, 22:28:21 »
Sure. Let's pretend we were talking about some ugly disease.

Do me a favour and get me some chocolate, please.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #339 on: October 01, 2021, 09:31:37 »
Sure. Let's pretend we were talking about some ugly disease.

Did Polana just... Do me a favour?  :whoa:

(Please ignore this post for the purposes of continuing the game)

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #340 on: October 04, 2021, 16:55:56 »
I would, but you see, this forum game is about disobeying orders, so I actually have to not ignore that post. Anyway, Polana's favor came with the tradeoff of the new subject you were allegedly discussing being something gross, in this case an ugly disease. Having the excuse to not do the favor instead be an unwanted favor is a sort of natural slip-up given how similar this game is to Corrupt-a-Wish. Just to let you know.

I'd love to, but since I'd naturally have your best interests in mind, I would have to spend years finding and harvesting the most gourmet chocolate possible, which I don't quite have the time for at the moment.

Would you be so kind as to give me 10 dollars?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #341 on: October 05, 2021, 07:42:33 »
Sorry, I don't have any cash on me.

Would you mind cloning me and sending my clone to work instead of me, so I can stay in bed?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #342 on: October 05, 2021, 16:12:18 »
I would like to, but during the cloning process, your DNA was accidentally mixed up with DNA of Dolly the sheep, so your clone has hooves instead of hands and can't do your job.

Would you please pick up my packet from the post office?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #343 on: October 05, 2021, 19:11:17 »
I would, but I can't go outside in case people to see my hoof-hands and think I'm the Talps-Dolly clone and that I locked the real Talps in the cellar and stole his identity. Because I definitely didn't do that. Because I am Talps. Not an evil clone.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could find a way to turn my hoof-hands into hand-hands.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #344 on: October 05, 2021, 23:49:31 »
I would, but those are cool, wow. Opposable thumbs don't seem so hip anymore.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could find a way to turn my hand-hands into hoof-hands.