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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #45 on: July 30, 2015, 23:04:55 »
I would, but I'm pretty sure you wouldn't believe me anyway.

Could you do me a favor and steal me a supercar that is non-tracable, then give it to me?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2015, 00:00:22 »
Well I tried, but I'm afraid the police caught me as I was taking the car, so I explained I was working for you at the time; I'm sure it'll be fine (once you get out of prison).

Would someone be so good as to ask Bulbapuck why he hasn't updated his Youtube channel for two days and, while you're at it, tell Widget to update the 'Levels for Knytt Stories Mods' thread with the last update to 'Dragon Myth'?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2015, 19:23:59 »
I would, but both Bulbapuck and Widget don't like me, because I always win in Minecraft.

Could you do me a favor and go to the cinema with me? I want to see the last Harry Potter movie.   
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2015, 21:02:43 »
I would, but that movie hasn't been playing in theatres for a while now, so I don't think we can.

Could you do me a favor and wash my dirty feet while I shoot paper spit wads at your face?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2015, 13:45:49 »
I wouldn't mind, but right now I'm extremely busy conducting a chemical experiment on converting beer to urine. It requires a lot of patience and dedication.

Would you do me a favor and help science by buying me large quantities of material for said experiment?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2015, 18:19:20 »
I would, but I have debts and no job so you'd better ask someone else.

Could you do me a favor and hide me? I think someone sent an assassin after me.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2015, 18:26:42 »
Ah, but who can you trust if you don't know who sent the assassin?

Could you be a dear and recall the assassin I sent after CWol -
Oh sugar, she's not going to read this is she?

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2015, 19:06:41 »
I would, but I've already been assassinated and now I am ghosts. ooOoOo...

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Could you do me a favor and make something explode, then catch it on video for me? I'm bored, you see.
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Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2015, 19:38:56 »
I would, but Michael Bay saw what I was doing and already secured the rights to the film. It's now copyrighted work, so I can't share.

Could you do me a favor and invent a new type of breakfast cereal?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2015, 18:42:43 »
I would, but I weigh more than 400 pounds as you see. Just thinking about food makes me nauseous.

Could you do me a favor and catch the thief who stole my wallet? I have important things in it.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #55 on: August 07, 2015, 14:08:39 »
I would love to, but that thief was actually me. I already spent all the money in that wallet, so it would be very inconvenient for me to be caught now.

Could you do me a favor and help me build a bomb capable of freezing the entire world?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2015, 20:46:47 »
I would, but last time I tried that, I ended up making a ball-shaped life form that bounced around and caused all sorts of trouble.

Could you do me a favor and find a way to properly reconcile the theories of Gravity and Quantum Mechanics?
Things to remember when writing figures of speech and sound:
The power of poetry comes from the ability to defy logic. Defy logic often.

Use a metaphor and tell us that your lover is the sky. Tell us that your lover is the sky. When you do that, we won't believe you. We won't believe you because saying so makes no sense, but we'll see a meaning. We'll see a meaning.

The other thing is the ability to be remembered. Love anything.

Love anything

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2015, 17:58:42 »
I would, but my physics teacher didn't teach me anything. The only thing he taught me was smoking marijuana (he was cool after all).

Could you do me a favor and take me to the universe?
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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #58 on: August 08, 2015, 22:34:59 »
I can't; you're already in it.

I would really appreciate it if you could make my ear stop being weird.

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Re: Could you do me a favour?
« Reply #59 on: August 08, 2015, 22:36:56 »
I really would, but I don't find your ear weird.

It would totally be awesome if you could get rid of all the garbage I've collected.
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