Could you do me a favour?

I would and, indeed, could, because I appreciate a good cup of tea and always have a stock of good, expensive tea. However, that's kinda the problem. I'm quite protective of my good tea...

Be a dear and make me a cup of tea? I can tell you which my cupboard my good tea is in and, in return, I might let you have a cup, too.

I would but I don't have the power to turn people into tea. Also, you only suggested the possibility of a cup, implying no actual tea.

Do me a favour and buy me something nice for spring.

i would love to but Bank 16 Object 1 is finicky to buy gifts for and i wouldn't want to ruin things between you and it

might i request that you finish all of my giant abandoned levels for me?

Sure, I would love do it but then everyone would praise my endings and not your beginnings and you wouldn't like it.

Can someone sit with my grandmother for a while and listen to her stories ? I don't like to leave her alone but I heard all of them thousand times already.

I would but I don't have the All Night Mask so I'll just fall asleep.

Do me a favour help me figure out this problem I'm having.

I would do it but I have no idea what it is because I never played The legend of Zelda.

Can someone water my plants while I'm not home for a week, please ?