Could you do me a favour?

I would and, indeed, could, because I appreciate a good cup of tea and always have a stock of good, expensive tea. However, that's kinda the problem. I'm quite protective of my good tea...

Be a dear and make me a cup of tea? I can tell you which my cupboard my good tea is in and, in return, I might let you have a cup, too.

I would but I don't have the power to turn people into tea. Also, you only suggested the possibility of a cup, implying no actual tea.

Do me a favour and buy me something nice for spring.

i would love to but Bank 16 Object 1 is finicky to buy gifts for and i wouldn't want to ruin things between you and it

might i request that you finish all of my giant abandoned levels for me?

Sure, I would love do it but then everyone would praise my endings and not your beginnings and you wouldn't like it.

Can someone sit with my grandmother for a while and listen to her stories ? I don't like to leave her alone but I heard all of them thousand times already.

I would but I don't have the All Night Mask so I'll just fall asleep.

Do me a favour help me figure out this problem I'm having.

I would do it but I have no idea what it is because I never played The legend of Zelda.

Can someone water my plants while I'm not home for a week, please ?

I would, but then the ghosts of all my former plants that I neglected would get jealous, and there is nothing worse than jealous angry ghost plants (one was a Venus flytrap which could really give me bad times).

Can someone find me a way of banishing the spirits of angry ghost Venus flytraps?

I would but I read that as "spirits of angry ghost Viking flytraps".

Can someone help me out and cook me a healthy meal?

why do I talk about food so much in these games

I would love to but anything I cook ends up being very unhealthy.

Do me a favour and get me some lemon ice cream please.

Any other day I'd be there for you, but I've somehow become stuck in the Room of Total Obliteration while trying to disarm the traps in the Room of Doom so that Purple Ink would be able to safely Pick Up The Key so that Wibi could use it to free Gustav's daughter and use her to fix Earth's ecosystem (somehow).

Can someone stop me before I get too meta?

I would, but it seems people find your increasingly meta ramblings way too amusing and I don't want to ruin their fun.

Could you do me a favour and go to the ATM to withdraw some cash for me? It's 44ºC out there

I would but I don't know where the nearest one is.

Can someone help me sleep at regular times instead of sporadically.

I'd like to, but, uh, I'm not any better at that.

Could someone help both me and Purple Ink sleep at regular times instead of sporadically?

I would love to help you guys but I have a problem with it as well.

Do me a favour and scan some papers for me please.

I'd love to, but I have problems with that as- oh.
Uhh, actually my scanner is broken. It won't connect to the wi-fi. So... yeah, not much I can do. Sorry.

Be a dear and help me buy a new car? I am really not a car person. I just need to get something like my current car but not as old.