Could you do me a favour?

Gee, I would if I could, but I'm, uh... I'm cripplingly afraid of heights. Yes siree, I even get scared coming down stairs!

Would you be so good as to come on an 8-mile walk with me? I'm lonely.

Dang, I actually would, for real... So the excuse I have is an actual excuse too... We don't actually live close, so its not really possible.

Would you be so kind to buy me a plane ticket so I can go to Talps and walk 8 miles with him?

I would, but it has been a week ago, so Talps already probably went for that walk alone.

Do me a favour and help me to organise stuff in the freezer.

I would but that stuff looks cold and I forgot my mittens.

Do me a favour and bring me my mittens.

I'd love to, but I used up all my energy walking on my own.

I'd appreciate it if you could somehow give me more energy.

I would give you energy via electical power plug, but I doubt your body can handle 230 V.

Would anyone be so nice and pick me some apples from the highest tree in my garden?

I'd love to, but that sounds like it could be the plot to a Knytt Stories level where Juni has to find the Climb powerup and climb an absurdly tall tree to get apples from it, so I think Juni would be a much better fit for the job.

Would you be so kind as to leak Juni's contact information?

Unfortunately, since she took out that court order, I'm not actually allowed to talk about her at all in public... Erm...

Would you mind pretending I wasn't just talking about Juni?

Sure. Let's pretend we were talking about some ugly disease.

Do me a favour and get me some chocolate, please.

Sure. Let's pretend we were talking about some ugly disease.

Did Polana just... Do me a favour? 

(Please ignore this post for the purposes of continuing the game)

I would, but you see, this forum game is about disobeying orders, so I actually have to not ignore that post. Anyway, Polana's favor came with the tradeoff of the new subject you were allegedly discussing being something gross, in this case an ugly disease. Having the excuse to not do the favor instead be an unwanted favor is a sort of natural slip-up given how similar this game is to Corrupt-a-Wish. Just to let you know.

I'd love to, but since I'd naturally have your best interests in mind, I would have to spend years finding and harvesting the most gourmet chocolate possible, which I don't quite have the time for at the moment.

Would you be so kind as to give me 10 dollars?

Sorry, I don't have any cash on me.

Would you mind cloning me and sending my clone to work instead of me, so I can stay in bed?

I would like to, but during the cloning process, your DNA was accidentally mixed up with DNA of Dolly the sheep, so your clone has hooves instead of hands and can't do your job.

Would you please pick up my packet from the post office?

I would, but I can't go outside in case people to see my hoof-hands and think I'm the Talps-Dolly clone and that I locked the real Talps in the cellar and stole his identity. Because I definitely didn't do that. Because I am Talps. Not an evil clone.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could find a way to turn my hoof-hands into hand-hands.

I would, but those are cool, wow. Opposable thumbs don't seem so hip anymore.

I'd very much appreciate it if you could find a way to turn my hand-hands into hoof-hands.