Could you do me a favour?

I would, but since this whole situation began with Ix posting in 2040, it technically hasn't happened yet. Fixing the problem 22 years before it occurs will only make things worse!

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Could anyone please tell me what was the point of this "huge conspiracy" I just carelessly revealed? It's been so long, I kinda forgot what we were trying to accomplish here...

I would, but given that I am the head of this huge conspiracy called "being abnormal", I can't reveal that I am behind it because that would put things in serious jeopardy.

Would you be so kind and whistle as if nothing seriously is going on, while looking up?

I would, but... well... umm... I don't know how to whistle. For real. Way to put me on the spot here, man! 

Could you do me a favor and make the whistling sounds while I look up and act like I'm whistling?

I would, but... well... um... I don't know how to whistle either... For real. Way to put me on the spot there too, man!

Would you be so kind to teach me how to whistle?

I would, but... well... um... I do know how to whistle, but I have no idea how one would go about teaching another to whistle. Way to put me on the spot there as well, man.

Could you be a dear and teach me how to teach someone to whistle?

I would, but then I'd need someone to teach me how to teach someone how to teach someone else how to whistle, and I fear this may soon escalate into an infinite recursion. Also, I still don't know how to whistle. I'm really good at producing awkward "pfffft..." sounds while occasionally projecting drops of saliva, though, so I could teach you how to do that instead.

...Could you do me a small favor and erase everyone's memories of that last sentence?

I could alter the database and remove it from the forum, but those who already read it... hmm, tough one. Not even sure if I actually one to do it either.

Could you be a dear and... well pretent you are a deer? Just to amuse me, you know...

I wouldn't mind, but my act may be too convincing and I might get shot by a poacher as a result. I really don't want to end up in some dude's casserole.

Be a pal and help me finish this thing. I want to make some progress there, but man, ideas are haaaard.

(you can tell I have a really bad case of writer's block when you see me copying other people's posts in a forum game)

Man, I'd love to help but I need to work on LPChip's commemorative level. You wouldn't want to take me away from that, would you?

I'd be much obliged if you could disguise yourself as me and go to my work in my place this week so I can stay home and play computer games work on LPChip's level.

I would, but given the circumstances, I don't think that would be very appropriate, now would it?

Could you do me a favor and help Talps out to finish my commemorative level?  I'm waiting 3 years now... would be nice if it gets finished anytime soon.

I'd love to. In fact, I already did! (Doing it wrong.mp3) However, I have to wait until the current part is finished before I start working on the next bit.

Could you do me (and probably LPChip and Talps) a favor and use ixMarcel's time machine to snag a copy of the finished level from the future? I know I told you guys to stop messing with the timeline, but I'm feeling reeeeally lazy right now.

I would, but the time bandits already stole it. Looks like you'll just have to finish it yourself.

Could you do me a favor and corner Sakurai so he can answer whether Kirby's red feet are in fact his bare feet, or his shoes?

Oh, I've already done so several times! Too bad he kept calling security on me.

Could you be so kind as to work on my several elaborate unfinished joke levels for me?

I'd gladly do that, but then I'd need you to work on my several unfinished levels, so we wouldn't get anywhere.

Could you do me a favor and go with me to a party and then pretend to be interested in what I say so I look cool in front of the other guests?