Could you do me a favour?

I would, but I'm a foreigner so I don't know what you mean. Be more specific when telling me what you need. And hurry up, the world is going to end soon.

Could you do me a favor and give me something as a gift? Because today is International Women's Day!

I would but I have to get myself something nice first.

Do me a favour and get CWolvie a gift.

I'm afraid I don't know her address, so even if I got her a gift I couldn't send it to her.

Do me a favour and track down CWolvie for me so I can give her a gift?

I would, but I already have charges against me for stalking people, so I'd rather not make it even worse.

Could you do me a favor and make a public speech to clear my name from this accusation?

I would but last time I gave a public speech people hated it so much they rioted and overthrew the government resulting in a worldwide revolution.

Do me a favour and help me practise my public speaking.

I totally would, but I'm not good at speaking, because I'm a introverted person. But that's a thing you should know since we are a couple for almost ten years.

Do me a favor and find a way to end our relationship. Please.

I would but the only way I can think of involves murder and I don't want to go to jail.

Do me a favour and give me lots of money.

Well I would, but I'm actually a dragon and I'd never give a copper penny of my massive treasure-hoard away.

Be a dear and beat up all of those pesky burglars who come to steal from my treasure-hoard.

I would, but I'm in a wheelchair.

Do me a favor and stop singing in the shower.

I would, but I never take a shower. I always take a bath.

Could you be so kind and invent something really great, then give the idea to me so I can make lots of money with it?

I'd love to, but first I need you to give me a ton of money so I can research and build a prototype of my invention, so we are pretty much at an impasse here.

Could you do me a favor and contribute to the crowdfunding campaign for my cool invention? If we reach the $100K milestone, I'll throw in a free potato salad.

I would but I spent all my money on asparagus.

Do me a favour and eat some of this asparagus.

I would but I'm already full of bamboo.

Could you do me a favor and buy me an army of slaves so I can finally win a battle for the Iron Throne?

I would, but I really need all the slaves I can get to keep my Iron Throne clean of rust. Defeating you in battle would be laughably easy compared to constantly having to keep the rust off of my throne.

Do my a favour and make me a Mithril Throne. This iron throne keeps leaving rust stains in my imperial robes.

Well, I'd do that, but I just don't have enough money for the materials. Mithril is not exactly cheap, you know.

Hang on, I think I have an idea...

Could you do me a favor and help me repaint this Cardboard Throne so it looks like it's made of mithril?