Could you do me a favour?

I wouldn't mind, but she has probably already read your post about replacing the bear with a plastic one, so it'll be pretty much impossible to fool her after that. Unless...

Could you do me a favor and hypnotize CWolvie so she believes the plastic bear is real?

I'd be willing but last time I hypnotised then I accidentally convinced them they were a turtle and they went into hibernation before I could sort it out. I wouldn't want to risk it after that. Though since I've already got into trouble with animal rites activists...

Do me a favour and find me a bear I can hypnotise into going on a photoshoot with CWolvie.

I would, but I'm having a hard time not getting horribly mauled when I approach a bear... which is the reason I couldn't get you the strawberries in the first place.

Could you do me a favor and build me a remote controlled robot bear so I can infiltrate their habitat?

I would, but we are too busy quarreling. I want to do a photoshoot of us, but that dumb bear doesn't want to do anything with me. It's really disappointing.

Could you do me a favor and end this bear theme once and for all?

I would if it wasn't that I find it too amusing and can't wait to read what the next poster comes up with.

Could you do me a favor and continue the bear theme?

Dangit, you killed it!

Would someone be kind enough to buy me some bread so I can make a sandwich?

I would... but I'm feeling too depressed to do anything right now. Seeing the bear theme finally end has left a bear-sized hole in my bear-shaped heart 

Could you do me a favor and cheer me up somehow?

I would, but I don't know how.

Would you be a dear and reanimate that bear for me? I feel terribly sorry now....

I would, but ew, it smells so gross!  And I might get some sort of infection from it!

Could you fry up a steak for me?  I could really go for some nice, juicy steak right now.

Sure will, as long as someone helps me get this dead bear on my barbecue.

Can someone help me move this dead bear onto my barbecue? It smells pretty bad but as long as you don't get any of the juice on you I'm sure you'll be fine.

I would, but another bear apparently found its way to the barbecue and seem to think its some kind of sofa, and the fire isn't even on yet!

Can you turn the barbecue on to scare off (or if not, cook) the bear?

I would, but I lost my dear bear pet the same way. It happened three years ago while I was staying at my brother's house. The grief is still fresh, man.

Could you do me a favor and help me cope with loss?

I would, but I'm too busy collecting honey to lure the bear away from the barbecue. Also, getting stung by bees.

By the way, I'd really appreciate it if you could do me a favor and get these bees off me. You know, if you have a moment to spare. Please. OH GOD, THE PAIN

I would but I don't want to get stung myself. Bee-stings are painful donchaknow. I'd rather just watch from a safe distance.

Bee a pal (see what I did there?) and help me think of a witty way of continuing this arc? Preferably somehow referencing the ongoing political struggle between the Space Egyptians and the Jupiter Moon Martians.

I'd love to, but I just got here and I have no idea what's going on.

Can someone please give me a high five?