Ah, finally! Let me run down each of the things I posted.
#1 is the lie, though only slightly. I don't own the server, but I am an Operator on it.
#2 is true in my case, but I don't really have Multiple Personality Disorder. It's just my belief that the normal human mind has multiple personalities operating within.
#3 is true, but that doesn't mean I have no friends in real life. It's just that my greatest friends nowadays are all people I've not met in real life yet.
Purple Ink, you are up!