2) This is actually true, although it wasn't a fit of rage or something nasty like that. I did it for a short video montage me and some friends made, and the printer wasn't working anymore. I just got into it a little too much
Even so, it was a pretty stupid thing to do... and it hurt quite a bit afterwards. So kids, don't do that!
3) Sadly, it's true. I was mimicking my father, with the intention of trying out the commands I saw him type, in order to learn what they did. Unfortunately, the first line I tried was:
erase *.*, which wiped out every file in the root directory (including COMMAND.COM)
Also, what I said in statement 1) actually happened... except the person who spilled the drink wasn't me, but another friend of mine. I simply got to watch the disaster unfold in front of me, in slow motion
I need new friends.