Totally Lost Forever Okay

To lose, you must train the puppy to kill it's master
To win, you need dark magic...

To lose you need an archer.
To win you have to lose.

Yay, more paradox time.

To lose, you must win 100%
To win, you need WinRAR (Lame pun...)

To lose you... don't need WinRAR.

To win you must lose a penny.

To lose, you must bet 50$ for a penny
To win, you must be "normal" (In my opinion, i would rather lose if this was the objective to win)...

To lose you have to be "normal".
To win you must be alive.

To lose, you must be "undead" (Zombie form)
To win, you must delete System32 (!!!DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS!!!)

To lose you have to delete the recycle bin.
To win, you must ban Nifflas (!!DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS!!!)

I don`t think it is possible to ban Nifflas unless you are an administrator

To lose, you must ban a user that is already banned
To win, you must do the hokey-pokey

I think LPChip can.

To lose you have to destroy the radio.
To win you must do a barrel roll.

D'oh, i get the reference...

To lose, you must defeat Star Wolf
To win, you must get the Hookshot...

To lose you must beat Ganon with a bottle.
To win you must save the princess with an Italian plumber.

To lose, you must let bowser have his way with her...
To win, you must be Chuck Norris

(Gee, this topic is up and running for a while now)...

Aww I think you broke the references streak.

To lose you must attack Chuck Norris.
To win you must beat Mike Tyson.

(I guess it is impossible to lose then )
To lose, you must beat Sandman
To win, you must do a time trial or something like that...