Protector

Ok, the rules are that there is a little dude and that you have to try to kill him, but the next poster will have to try to wreck the others weapon, then try to kill him him/herself.
I will start:

I throw him off a building

I put a safety net under him.

I throw him off a cliff.

I kill the cliff and stab the guy wif ma knife.

I shoot the knife before you stab him.

I also shoot him. In the head.

I put a bullet proof helmet on his head before your guns bullet hit his head.

I tied a rope on his neck til he can't breath

I cut your rope with a knife. I throw him off another cliff.

I burn the cliff. Then I make him shatter the Orb from Capture the Orb and he gets acid on his face.

I throw you unde the acid. I then strap a c4 to him.

I grab the detonator and blow him up, then eat his brains.

i rip out your teeth so chewing is rendered useless. I shove the baby in a open fan (without grate)...

I turn the fan off, and catch the... baby..?

I throw the person we are trying to kill into some spikes.

I push a button... Spikes are deactivated.
I trap the kid in a room with walls closing in...

A trapdoor reveals! He falls out of the room!... and into a pit that goes down 500 feet!

I fill up the pit with lovely perfume! But now he'll die from the overwhelming smell!

A giant fan activates and your perfume is gone! He's falling to his death still.