Honey, I'm home!

You are a green, oozy fire, you find out.

What would you do if you where the Orb?

Related to the previous one, if you please.

I would attempt to find a cure, but, being an orb, be able to little about it.

What would you do if you came home and noticed your orb was gone?

Call the exterminator to eliminate whatever made it and rent a rug doctor.

You open the door to your humble abode, only to realize, everything you touch turns into a strange green substance! :0




Crap. I think there is something wrong with my brain recently. This is about the millionth time this has happened. anyways...

I would log onto NSF to see who has recently ''captured the orb'', hoping that the orb is mine.


What would you do if you found your orb inside out?


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Call the female narrator of this video to de-evert the orb.

What would you do if you found the universe inside out by a yellow anthropomorphic flower?

You go, "uh... I think I need a slap in the face... Or at least Firecat does."

What would you do if the flower burnt?

I would take a picture, put it up on DeviatArt and get a bajillion views because it would be so symbolic.


What would you do if the flower grew to enormous proportions and developed consciousness and the ability to speak and learn?

Sell it to the government for a fortune.

What would you do if you came home to find your house and all the furniture grew to enormous proportions?

Sell the house to the giant flower. then buy a normal sized house with the money.

Related to the previous, pretty please.

He meant that you are supposed to post something about furniture or that something went enormous.

You win this one.
What would you do if you came home to find your house and all the furniture has been broken by a earthquake?

He meant that you are supposed to post something about furniture or that something went enormous.

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Quote from: the future on September 10, 2010, 20:55:28

He meant that you are supposed to post something about furniture or that something went enormous.

You win this one.
What would you do if you came home to find your house and all the furniture has been broken by a earthquake?

I would leave the house, buy a new one and start a new.

What would you do if you came home to find your house getting out of the ground and walking to the next street?

I would catch it. What if you couldn't?

I'd shoot it in the head.

What if you're killed by your house?

I'd be dead.

What if your house went on to kill your neighbors?