Honey, I'm home!

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Offline pumpkin

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Honey, I'm home!
« on: August 31, 2010, 19:17:20 »
The concept is simple, upon entering your home after work, you discover_____. How do you react?


Rules- Keep it somewhat clean. First poster (which is me) posts a situation involving the above description. Next poster answers, then follows up with a situation. To make it a bit less open ended, the situation you post has to have only one key difference from the previous. (Instead of just hopping about randomly like imbeciles.) Say the previous led you to discover a treasure map in the toilet, try and keep it in the bathroom, or involving a treasure map. Nothing too violent, or excessively stupid.
I'll start: You walk in the door, exhausted from a long day of work. You discover a burglar has not only taken your dog, he has left a ransom note!
What do you do?
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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2010, 22:23:05 »
You eat the note, and don't mind it all.

But you really, really, really want your dog back. What do you do?

(Did i do it rite?)
« Last Edit: September 01, 2010, 00:55:31 by StraightFlame »

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Offline Firecat

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 02:15:48 »
Call the police. but...

Spoiler: DUN DUN DAAH (click to show/hide)

What its your response?
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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 02:28:11 »
You go to the nearest police office and eat everybody there.

But you are now in the middle of an EPIC BOSS BATTLE! What's your first move in this epic battle?

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 03:27:19 »
You use the action "win battle".
The problem is, that you need 9001 MP to cast it, and you got only 9000. what now?
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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 04:17:11 »
If it were me... I'd use an item that gives you MP.

But then again, i don't have any. Any suggestions?

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 09:39:28 »
You eat cheese that gives you TWO mp.

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 11:10:32 »
You forgot to add a question and people have already seen your post so it's too late to edit it.  What do you do?

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2010, 11:18:14 »
Wallow in your failure.
Nah just kiddin'.
You then realize you've gone totally off-topic and ended up running into a dead-end.  The police kill you because this is a real-time RPG in which those stupid little timers show up and the enemies attack you if you wait too long.

GAME OVER.

Try again y/n?
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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2010, 12:51:00 »
This game isn't continue the previous situation, but create a new one that has at least one parallel with the old, am I correct? For example if you said the burglar took my dog. I could say I don't care about my dog and then say that a burglar took my harddrive or something, right? (Sorry for backseat modding (?) I just want to make sure the game runs how pumpkin intended.
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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2010, 15:43:24 »
Problem:
You walk in the door, exhausted from a long day of work. You discover a burglar has not only taken your dog, he has left a ransom note!
What do you do?

Solution:
You eat the note, and don't mind it all.

New problem:
a burglar took my harddrive

Offtopic message:
(Did i do it rite?)

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Offline pumpkin

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 17:56:53 »
Purple Pineapple has it exactly correct. You guys got pretty silly for a while. XD

Sooo... You walk in the door, and the ceiling collapses in front of you! How do you react?


[mod]merged multiple posts.[/mod]
« Last Edit: September 08, 2010, 18:29:26 by SiamJai »
Many a hand has scaled the grand old face of the plateau,
Some belong to strangers and some to folks you know,
Holy ghosts and talk show hosts are planted in the sand,
To beautify the foothills and shake the many hands.
-The Meat Puppets

Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2010, 09:06:24 »
I back away from the fallen ceiling and out of the house. Then I call my insurance company.

You notice a strange green substance on the ceiling. How do you react?

P.S. That works because both have ceiling, right?
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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 16:00:33 »
You stuff it up your rear.

What would you do if you found a green substance on your everything?

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Offline Firecat

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Re: Honey, I'm home!
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2010, 03:12:20 »
You will find it normal because you are actually a green ooze.

What would you do if you found everything on fire?
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