Stories and Other Art by Gorf (Me)

I write stories sometimes, and nobody ever looks at them unless I tell people, so I thought I'd make a topic for them. Any stories I write that I deem good enough will probably be put on deviantart. Most will be comedic in nature.
I also make (extremely) random pictures sometimes. They usually aren't very detailed or well-drawn, but... some of you might like them. I'll post the better ones here too.
You can also visit my deviantart profile and just look around. Carefully.

Stories

This one is a superhero story... WITH A TWIST!
Slim Meets His Nemesis

This one is an... educational... article/analysis on the topic of pens.
Observing... Pens

Art

This one is a King Henry VIII in its natural habitat.
Long Live the King

This one is an illustration of the food chain in a few totally not made up organisms.
Food Chain

I welcome criticism.

That was a fun read. Reminds me a little of the webcomic "Antihero for hire"

Heh, neat. Reminds me of Kick-Ass. Granted, it's a lot more cheerful than that.

Very nice story. I like how you give details and descriptions. Fun.

Can you draw this into a comic?

Unfortunately, I am not a good artist, so no.

New story, bros! A link is in the opening post. This one was really fun to write, and it only took me like an hour and a half.

Thanks Uncle Gorf. From now on I will respect everything that has something to do with pens! Especially Write bros. pens!!

*runs off to the nearest store that sells pens*

so I was going to use pens today but then I realized pencils would be better so I used them

Wrong. Pencils are never better unless you have to do a Scantron test. Usually. Sometimes it's good to be able to erase. But not usually. And I guess sometimes you need to write lightly, but you're still wrong.

I love pens but sometimes I really need to erase but I hate eraser marks help

I have erasable pens!

You're a cheater and give some to me

Also Gorfinhofin where are the cups and glasses I really like those especially the glasses but not so much the cups oh and I guess mugs are pretty okay too

also ball point pens are inferior to fountain/nib pens!

Updated! There is now ART in addition to STORIES. Check 'em out.