What would Someone do?

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Offline FlyingPigBoy

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What would Someone do?
« on: May 16, 2010, 08:45:03 »
The way this game goes is that first, a question is posted, following this format:

"What would_____ do if _____"

In each post you make, you must:

1: answer the question in a funny or creative way.

2: re-post the question, changing either the person or the thing that happens to them.

I'll start us off: What would Juni do if she had an exam tomorrow?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2010, 08:57:56 »
Obviously, she'd print out a fake excuse from her sadly-deceased parents, which lists the reason why she didn't come to school as BEING MANIPULATED INTO JUMPING AROUND EVERYWHERE TOO MUCH.

What would Juni do if she lost her virginity?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 14:06:24 »
She would take a pregnancy test and, if the results were positive, she'd force the WADF ball to take responsibility for its actions.

What would Yukabacera do if he got stuck in a real elevator?
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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 17:00:48 »
He would probably call for help, and realise his cell phone battery is dead.

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What would Lemeza do if he was trapped by castlevania birds?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 17:23:05 »
Just a guiding hand that we are straying a bit away from the rules...
I mean, if this works, that's okay, but I think the rules will help to control it a little.

But I digress.

Lemeza would fall to his inevitable death, singing the Castlevania Bird song as he fell.

What would Chuck Norris do if he got hit by Castlevania birds?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2010, 17:33:10 »
Just a guiding hand that we are straying a bit away from the rules...

I'm so sorry! I misunderstood the rules!  :ohnoes:

I get it now though  8D
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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2010, 17:36:16 »
Ack! Sorry, I was the one that started the chaos :oops:  I thought you could change both the person and the action. Mea culpa.

Ok, let's continue:

What would Chuck Norris do if he got hit by Castlevania birds?

He would roundhouse kick their arses into the Milky Way, of course.

What would Chuck Norris do if he was trapped inside a Lunatic KS level?
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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2010, 18:30:46 »
The level wouldn't drive chuck norris insane, but the level would drive itself insane.

What would flip hero do in a trickjump map?  (Gosh, I keep having this addiction to the game of Hero core!  Remar, you make too many good games, but that's way off topic)
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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 15:27:55 »
They'd trickjump to the end of the map, or something.

What'd my character in Yukabacera's 'Stuck in an Elevator' game do if he didn't teleport to the first floor?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 19:54:06 »
He will order a square pizza (2)

What'd MY character in Yukabacera's 'Stuck in an Elevator' game do if he dint get inside the cabin and stay in the shaft?
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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 11:18:16 »
He would have tried to chew through the steel wire to cause the elevator and its occupants to plummet down to their doom.

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What would MY character in Yukabacera's "Stuck in an Elevator" game do if he was at the office and the computer crashed randomly after 2 hours of unsaved work?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2010, 14:52:22 »
He would go on a rampage of epic destuction.

What would Vegetal Gibber's character in 'Stuck in an Elevator' do when he was on a rampage of epic destruction?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2010, 17:28:20 »
He would punch the nearest printer so it becomes stuck in his hand. Then, with his printer-powered knuckles, he would smash his computer and all its peripherals to pieces... and then go into every cubicle and do the same thing over and over, while swearing like a sailor, until the entire floor is thrashed. Finally, he would set the wreckage on fire and roll it all into a flaming Katamari of death... and then launch it through the biggest glass panel of the building with a dragon kick.

Then he would eat a burrito and forget everything that happened.

What would Nifflas do when he was on a rampage of epic destruction?
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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2010, 00:45:01 »
He would add some calm background music to go with it.

What would Nifflas do if Nicalis lost the files for NightSky?

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Re: What would Someone do?
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2010, 05:17:46 »
Nifflas sends them a  strongly worded letter, contained in a convenient envelope.


Upon reaching the office, the stink bomb contained within the envelope goes off!

What would Nifflas do if he lost his entire hard drive, and had no backup?
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