Choose your Own adventure

100: You scrabble onto your feet. Phil asks you "Are you allright?"

678: Answer "I'm fine"
13: Keep asking him questions.
37: Answer "Of course i'm not allright! My health attribute decreased by a whole 42%!

13: You ask him several rather embarassing physical questions. Suddenly, there is a gunshot, and Phil falls dead to the ground.


27: Scream "NOOOOOO!"
53: Turn around and confront the killer.
42: Discover the answer of the universe.

Just as a sidenote, purposely using page numbers like 42 and 666 to guide choices is rather...
Also, making references that not everyone might understand. Not only will you be dissapointed if they fail to pick the one you wanted, but you might try it over again. Almost like repeaing a fauxpas.

That said,

53. You spin around to find someone on another ledge holding you at gun point. He is wearing a dark black suit and shades. Over his shoulder is what appears to be a grappling hook and some rope. The guy's intent is unclear, but you seem to think that was a warning shot.

26. Jump off the ledge
55. Try to reason with him
92. Scream at him for killing Phil

55. You try to reason with the killer of Phil. As you open your mouth, Phil floats back up and flies straight into the eyes of the killer. Phil continues buzzing around the head of the man while the man tries to shoot him.

87: Flee.
46: Try to help Phil.
37: Watch.

87: You attempt to flee but are quickly reminded that you are at the edge of a ledge. You have no choice but to....

82: Kick the man in the shins!
97: JUMMMP!
138: Eat a taco!

82. You attemp to kick the man's shins, but realise he is on an opposite ledge. With one foot in the air, you topple forwards (turn to page 97) You plummet down from the ledge at a stupendous velocity. Far below you, there is a river (how cliche) Plunging headlong into the water, you are alive, but you're health drops from 58% to 34%.

16. Swim to shore
98. Float along with the current
39. Faint
112. scan the horizon for anything to boost your health

112. Upon scanning the horizon, you find a -Carrot-. After eating the -Carrot-, you regain 25% health, bringing you back up to 59%.

251: Continue floating downstream
252: Attempt to swim back to the cliff face
253: Go to sleep
254: Think of Phil

252: You manage to get onto the small sand bank that flanks the river. A figure before you plummets onto the opposite bank, and Phil soars downwards to see if you are alive.

111: Inspect the man that plummeted down.
222: Ask Phil what this place is.
333: Try to find more items that restore health.

333.
You try to find something to restore your health. you find nothing.

832.look further.
917.do nothing.
222.ask phil what this place is.

222. You ask Phil where the *censored* you are. Phil says: "This is your imagination. Once you run out of imagination, you will be back in the normal world... but i will be gone."

675: Swim down the river.
248: Try to not imagine things, at the cost of killing Phil.
622: Ask Phil if you can get out without sacrificing your imagination.

622.
You ask Phil if you can get out wihout sacrificing your imagination. Phil says:"Yes, but its extremely hard."

1001:Ask Phil"What i must do?"
1002:Say:"Extremely hard? It's not for me."

1001. You ask Phil what you must do to escape with your imagination intact. He replies that if you keep moving down river you will enter a cave. Before you enter, however, you must re-climb the precipice to retrieve a -lantern- for light. Then jump into the river and float into the cave. Once inside, the walls will be covered in drawings and pictures that just beg you to use your imagination. But you mustn't. For if you do, you will use it up. Once you reach a spot in particular, there will be a momentary lack of drawing. This place is the closest to the real world. Once there, imagine a doorway. You must hurry through this quickly. If you don't, you're imagination will be used up, for this is the hardest part to sustain imagination.

997. swim ashore
263. head to the cliff
472. climb out and talk with Phil some more.

But..Where can I play it??? 

472. You talk to Phil asking him if there are easier ways to get out without losing your imagination and killing Phil. Phil replies "Yes, to make the quest easier you can a) let me knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination or b) let me cut your eyeballs out". Well it seems you're not in favour of having your eyeballs cut out...

745.You let Phil knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination.
896.Phil cuts out your eyeballs so as for you to walk through the cave without seeing anything.
3200.Alternatively press ALT+F4
Option "4": F1 could also h**p too.

472. You talk to Phil asking him if there are easier ways to get out without losing your imagination and killing Phil. Phil replies "Yes, to make the quest easier you can a) let me knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination or b) let me cut your eyeballs out". Well it seems you're not in favour of having your eyeballs cut out...

745.You let Phil knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination.
896.Phil cuts out your eyeballs so as for you to walk through the cave without seeing anything.
3200.Alternatively press ALT+F4
Option "4": F1 could also h**p too.

your too late