Choose your Own adventure

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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2009, 20:10:32 »
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your too late
How can this be!?
I must find a way to become less late, hmm...
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #46 on: May 23, 2009, 18:44:20 »
page ???

 You wake up and look around. Was it really all a dream?

"hey sleepy head!" Phil yells "we need to continue our quest!

905: Continue quest
206: sleep
605: whisper to phil "the crow flies at midnight"

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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #47 on: May 31, 2009, 08:57:21 »
905(duh).  Phil and you head towards the cliff, as we need to climb it to grab a lantern. You repeatedly fail at walking up the cliff. What now?

378. Ask Phil to carry you up.
267. Look around for anything that can make you ascend the cliff.
156. Sit down and sob.
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #48 on: May 31, 2009, 14:16:01 »
378
You advise Phil to try and lift you up, and reluctantly, he obeys with a murmur.
5 seconds later:
Phil:  Sir, you need to lay off the donuts, or drop your gear!

Now what?
Page 512:  Lose the donuts and possibly starve.
Page 1024:  Ditch the gear and risk being clobbered.
Page 2560:  Fling Phil up there and request that he updates the quest somehow.

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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #49 on: May 31, 2009, 20:57:32 »
2560. You fling Phil up the cliff. Unfortunately he is so small that you toss him up a couple feet and he promptly floats back down.

834. Tie Phil to a rock and throw him up
389. Try to dislodge -Lantern- with projectiles
512. Loose the donuts and ask for Phil's assistance once again.
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2009, 07:09:37 »
834: You tie phil to a rock and fling him, only to find that you have a better arm then you thought. Phil sails into the distance.

5879: eat a pie
4890: enter cheat code
1123245: try to climb the cliff again

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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2009, 09:56:28 »
1123245: You try and fail to climb the cliff. You stop trying. Phil falls on your head, followed by the rock.

685253: Fling Phil back up.
1: Apologize to Phil.
33333: Ask Phil if he has any ideas climbing the cliff.
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #52 on: June 04, 2009, 22:50:30 »
33333: Phil says "AGG AGG!". He seems to be suffering a brain-damage.

481: Punch him in the face!
7,09: Check his head.
65: Try to climb the cliff again.

Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #53 on: June 04, 2009, 23:49:43 »
481. Your punch seems to have no effect other than to blow him a few feet away.

238. Appologise to Phil
348. Continue quest
489. Apollogise to Phil and continue quest
390. Chip away at the cliff to make hand holes
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #54 on: July 02, 2009, 15:52:26 »
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You apologise to Phil but he gets mad and trows the rock at you. Then you get mad to and you imagine Phil dead. By imagining that, everything starts to fade away. You wake up in a chair with the 'create your own adventure' book lying on your chest.

23532: Be sad
23533: Glue the book and start reading the book again
23534: Trow the book away and go wath tv
23535: Swear to never eat a mushroom, again
23536: Eat another mushroom


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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #55 on: July 06, 2009, 16:39:00 »
23535: Swear to never eat a mushroom, again
After swearing never to eat a mushroom again, the bag full of the fungus (mushrooms for those who aren't sure), suddenly becomes a bag of marshmallows.
65535:  Eat every dang marshmallow you see within a 255 nautical mile radius
65536:  Eat the whole dang bag of marshmallows, including the bag.
65537:  Chow down on some marshmallows, and save some for later.
65538:  Devour only one marshmallow in fear of it being poison.
65539:  Do not eat the marshmallow.  they're poison!
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #56 on: July 06, 2009, 22:21:16 »
65536:  Eat the whole dang bag of marshmallows, including the bag.
You eated like theres no tomorrow, you also incidentally eat the bag. you start to fell dizzy, and faint. you wake up outside.

3:Loop back to the starting mall and enter in it
5712:Go to hospital
9977:Go to a pub
95,555(Period):Go to work
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #57 on: July 27, 2009, 13:24:38 »
3. Loop back to the starting mall and enter it.

You try to utilize your Xtreme time-traveling skills, only to discover that these skills are nonexistent. You fall on your head trying to run faster than the light (thus going back in time) and everything suddenly starts flashing very bright colors. Then you seem to fall... fall... past manbearpigs, bags of marshmallows, markets and you even think you spot Phil in the madness... you seem to have suffered brain damage. Then you pass out.

You find yourself being carried towards the hospital in an ambulance. Everything is still flashing in seizure-inducing colors and you see the nurses as vampires. You're also bound to the floor.

35: Scream, wildly flail your limbs and try to bite away the strands holding you on the floor.
46: Search for people around the ambulance and ask them to set you free.
57: Wait for something interesting to happen.
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #58 on: July 27, 2009, 14:30:43 »
57: you wait for something interesting to happen. soon you realize you freezed the time.

1+:unfreeze the time.
2+:kill vampires.
3+:go out.
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Re: Choose your Own adventure
« Reply #59 on: July 29, 2009, 07:29:21 »
1+. Unfreeze the time. You feel yourself being wildly shaken into every direction as the car starts to move at 650 miles per hour. The blast from the sound barrier knocks you near unconscious.

7. Scream to whoever's driving to drive slower.
98. Wait until you're taken to your destination.
789. Attempt to freeze time again.
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