Choose your Own adventure

Why would it need to be consistent and make sense? Its a forum game, not an important discussion of some sort.

It needs to be consistent and coherent for it to not be considered spam and locked.

Yes, that is true, but that doesn't mean it has to be dead serious either. Of course, if you are just posting random stuff without even reading the last post, its just spam, but as long as you are within the boundaries of the rules I think it should be fine. Either that, or the rules need to be clearer.
But enough of this, lets play the game.

12. You keep your speed and run headlong into the wall and break your nose. You are starting to feel dizzy again, only this time it doesn't seem like it is going away.

567. Pass out.
678. Go off on a confused rampage through town.
1. Go into your neighbor's house and ask how his pet banana is doing.

Page 567: Pass Out

You fall to the ground and close your eyes. Some sheep with Sombreros on are dancing on top of a computer being suspended off a spaceship.

You wake up. Doctors are around you. One is pulling back from your forehead. Another, who has a Nametag saying "Hello, I am Dr. Harct", gives you a hand mirror. You slowly gaze in and see a blue patch where the one doctor just was.

200: Scream.
57: Get off the bed and run away to the neighbor's house.
150: Ask doctors "What Happened?"

Scream. They must be vampires if you don't see them in the mirror

Scream. They must be vampires if you don't see them in the mirror

Niffreak, you must put how its continue, not wait for some sort of operator  .

Whoops. Sry about that.

You scream. You try to flee but the doctors push a button and you get fastened to the table you are lying on. A doctor takes a gigantic empty syringe.

874: Struggle to get off the table
0: Ask: "May i have some too?"
3.14: Watch what happens.

3.14: Watch what happens.

You appear to have broken the book by trying to split pages.
You are standing in your room holding a rather oddly broken Choose Your Own Adventure Book.

1: Go outside.
2: Face the wall and say "Pilchards on toast".
3: Do the Thriller dance!

[sh*t just got meta]

You go outside. Then you notice there is no outside, and you start falling...falling...falling... after waiting for 3 hours, you've still not landed.

6: Read the broken choose your own adventure book
5: Wait on
4: Throw the book away

5: Wait on.

You wait...
and wait...
and wait some more.

You hit something with a soft thud and realize you've landed on a huge mushroom.

You are in the Great Trench. There is a wall to the NORTH, a wall to the SOUTH, blackness to the EAST and WEST.

7. Go east.
8. Go west.
33. Shout "Pilchards on toast".

[if you know what I'm referencing with the mushroom and the Great Trench, then 100 points for you]

7.go east.
You go east and start to fall... You say "not again!"

9. Move east.
10.Move west.
11.Shout "ANYONE THERE?!?!?!"

You shout "ANYONE THERE?!" "Yes, here!" you hear, and you spot a wisp besides you which is also falling.

65: Ask "Where are we?"
78: Shout "Pilchards on toast!"
79: Keep right on falling.

78.
You shout "Pilchards on toast!" The wisp says "Certainly an odd request... I'm afraid I don't have any sardines or any toast, my friend."

You keep falling.

74. Wait.
77. Chat idly with the wisp.
80. Attempt to uncover vital information about the wisp, such as its name and place of origin.

80.

Your curiosity compels you to start questioning him. You start with a name. "Phil," he says, in a surprisingly awesome and deep manner.

"What are you," you then ask. "It's a long story," he begins, "It all started at the island of- LOOK OUT!"

He says these last few words in a particularily abrubt manner.

81. "What an odd name for an island."
23. "For what?"
117. Do a barrel roll

117.
You press L and R at the same time, but nothing happens because this isn't Star Fox and you're not even sure those are the correct controls for a barrel roll.

You land rather painfully on a jutting ledge. Your HEALTH attribute decreases by 42%.

You are lying on a ledge. The wisp named Phil is hovering beside you.

134. Continue questioning Phil.
155. Say "Owie".
100. Attempt to get up.